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Some people regard Toby as incredibly stupid but I think he is possibly the most intelligent animal I have ever met.
Some people regard Toby as incredibly stupid but I think he
is possibly the most intelligent animal I have ever met.
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You can email this piece of shit, Bill McClellan, here: [email protected]
You can email this piece of shit,
Bill McClellan, here: [email protected]
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Now, we’d all noticed the the Justice League promo art, where Green Lantern has willed a large green gatling gun into being, and instead of wielding it like a gun, seems to have positioned it directly over his cock.
Now, we’d all noticed the the Justice League promo art, where Green Lantern has willed a large green gatling
gun into being, and instead of wielding it like a gun, seems to have positioned it directly over his cock.
89,203
I never wore a hat sideways, bought gold chains, or owned a pair of pants that sagged enough to show off my ass.
I never wore a hat sideways, bought gold chains, or owned
a pair of pants that sagged enough to show off my ass.
89,204
And this banana sucks at fighting off this newest strain of Fusarium.
And this banana sucks at fighting
off this newest strain of Fusarium.
89,205
I hate English fans so much that I break into a cold sweat when I see their putrid ‘one arm punching the air, then the other arm punching the air,’ dance of petty xenophobia.
I hate English fans so much that I break into a cold sweat when I see their putrid ‘
one arm punching the air, then the other arm punching the air,’ dance of petty xenophobia.
89,206
How the fuck are we meant to take EU scene serious when we're losing money attending events,had enough of shit Americans stealing a living — Rhys Price (@Rated_COD) November 2, 2016
How the fuck are we meant to take EU scene serious when we're losing money attending events
,had enough of shit Americans stealing a living — Rhys Price (@Rated_COD) November 2, 2016
89,207
They kick ass, and they should never be banned in any format ever, despite what that filthy degenerate Jay Jay Lansdaal says.
They kick ass, and they should never be banned in any
format ever, despite what that filthy degenerate Jay Jay Lansdaal says.
89,208
Quick pause to vent here: if you’re about the throw “the Dad Bod is in right now” bullshit at me – fuck that.
Quick pause to vent here: if you’re about the throw “the
Dad Bod is in right now” bullshit at me – fuck that.
89,209
This idiotic letter from 47 Senators to the Iranian government is even worse.
This idiotic letter from 47 Senators to
the Iranian government is even worse.
89,210
And then we needed a capper, so we decided that the best way to cap that off was to pretend like I was sticking a bottle of liquor up my butt.
And then we needed a capper, so we decided that the best way to cap
that off was to pretend like I was sticking a bottle of liquor up my butt.
89,211
One man who saw what he was wearing called him a “Jewish shit” and demanded he leave immediately.
One man who saw what he was wearing called him
a “Jewish shit” and demanded he leave immediately.
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He said: “She kept looking over at him, I naturally assumed she was going to tell him to fuck off back where he came from, call him a dirty old perv, or just deliver a steely death stare.
He said: “She kept looking over at him, I naturally assumed she was going to tell him to fuck
off back where he came from, call him a dirty old perv, or just deliver a steely death stare.
89,213
The plaintiffs "never gave consent for the complete or partial amputation of (his) penis."
The plaintiffs "never gave consent for the complete
or partial amputation of (his) penis."
89,214
Fortunately then, they gave this interview to OSEN, in which they basically don’t give a shit anymore.
Fortunately then, they gave this interview to OSEN,
in which they basically don’t give a shit anymore.
89,215
THAT utter wanker from school is now living in Dubai, it has been confirmed.
THAT utter wanker from school is now living
in Dubai, it has been confirmed.
89,216
Regardless of what the media, the church, or politicians say, my sexuality is not defined by my sexual behaviors or by the size of my penis.
Regardless of what the media, the church, or politicians say, my sexuality
is not defined by my sexual behaviors or by the size of my penis.
89,217
It's an interactive, next level, totally independent vaping experience that is guaranteed to blow your damn mind.
It's an interactive, next level, totally independent
vaping experience that is guaranteed to blow your damn mind.
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men: *get grossed out by vagina pubic hair but have no shave november*
men: *get grossed out by vagina
pubic hair but have no shave november*
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"I don't want my children to think that being a [faggot] is okay," Okhlobystin said.
"I don't want my children to think that being
a [faggot] is okay," Okhlobystin said.
89,220
If it rained, I would be wading through leech-filled sucking slush.
If it rained, I would be
wading through leech-filled sucking slush.
89,221
'With Jihawg Ammo, you don't just kill an Islamist terrorist, you also send him to hell.That should give would-be martyrs something to think about before they launch an attack.
'With Jihawg Ammo, you don't just kill an Islamist terrorist, you also send him to
hell.That should give would-be martyrs something to think about before they launch an attack.
89,222
If you didn't have 95% possession in the game, you were a shit midfield.
If you didn't have 95% possession in
the game, you were a shit midfield.
89,223
So here's poor Twilight, hoof possessed by evil spirits with no other options but to saw that fucker off with an electric carving knife.
So here's poor Twilight, hoof possessed by evil spirits with no
other options but to saw that fucker off with an electric carving knife.
89,224
It's like an episode of Lost: everyone acts like they understand what's going on, but really they're just being smug assholes."
It's like an episode of Lost: everyone acts like they understand what
's going on, but really they're just being smug assholes."
89,225
I began by drawing a penis, and I nailed it on the first try (BOOM, joke).
I began by drawing a penis, and I nailed
it on the first try (BOOM, joke).
89,226
Complain Amsterdam's prostitutes no longer have 'sense of community'
Complain Amsterdam's prostitutes no longer
have 'sense of community'
89,227
Thanks to everyone who bought a shirt, came to a show, let us sleep on their floors, fed us…but most of all, thank you to those who ever said, shouted, screamed, mumbled or merely whispered…. Fuck The Safety Fire.”
Thanks to everyone who bought a shirt, came to a show, let us sleep on their floors, fed us…but most of
all, thank you to those who ever said, shouted, screamed, mumbled or merely whispered…. Fuck The Safety Fire.”
89,228
What I have designed along with Steve Callow, the CEO of Perfect Fit Brand, is a device that fits over your vagina.
What I have designed along with Steve Callow, the CEO of
Perfect Fit Brand, is a device that fits over your vagina.
89,229
Is our entire fucking policy on swearing based on the offended sensibilities of half a dozen elderly cockheads with fuck all better to do?
Is our entire fucking policy on swearing based on the offended sensibilities
of half a dozen elderly cockheads with fuck all better to do?
89,230
If you voted for Trump and believed those statements, or are a Trump supporter and have uttered something like them, you have been played for a fool.
If you voted for Trump and believed those statements, or are a Trump supporter
and have uttered something like them, you have been played for a fool.
89,231
GETTY PLEASURE: Giving your partner oral sex can burn 100 calories per half-hour
GETTY PLEASURE: Giving your partner oral sex
can burn 100 calories per half-hour
89,232
Amazingly, that number actually gained currency, though anybody with basic math skills and a halfway-decent bullshit detector knew the figure was nonsense, even before the economy melted down.
Amazingly, that number actually gained currency, though anybody with basic math skills and a halfway
-decent bullshit detector knew the figure was nonsense, even before the economy melted down.
89,233
It shows the average erect penis on an adult East/South Asian man is 3.1 inches in length and 2.9 inches in girth.
It shows the average erect penis on an adult East/South
Asian man is 3.1 inches in length and 2.9 inches in girth.
89,234
Now the authors of that article, Raúl Álvarez and Patricio Pérez, have clarified that they were only joking—but their attempt at humor may still come back to bite Tame Impala in the ass.
Now the authors of that article, Raúl Álvarez and Patricio Pérez, have clarified that they were only
joking—but their attempt at humor may still come back to bite Tame Impala in the ass.
89,235
To be someone’s bitch is to be his or her servant or slave, to sit in the bitch seat is to sit in the under-sized seat in the middle of a car, to bitch slap is to strike with an open palm.
To be someone’s bitch is to be his or her servant or slave, to sit in the bitch seat is to sit
in the under-sized seat in the middle of a car, to bitch slap is to strike with an open palm.
89,236
"He even stuck his naked butt in the driver's face and that was ridiculous."
"He even stuck his naked butt in the
driver's face and that was ridiculous."
89,237
All women are prostitutes, but some go on to make careers of it and the transition is so seamless that onlookers can’t tell the difference between fucking for stuff as an amateur and fucking for stuff as a pro.
All women are prostitutes, but some go on to make careers of it and the transition is so seamless that
onlookers can’t tell the difference between fucking for stuff as an amateur and fucking for stuff as a pro.
89,238
“So, just as your missiles continue to strike our people, our knife will continue to strike the necks of your people.”
“So, just as your missiles continue to strike our people,
our knife will continue to strike the necks of your people.”
89,239
So, what do you do when you have already lost your dignity and suck at pretty much everything you do?
So, what do you do when you have already lost
your dignity and suck at pretty much everything you do?
89,240
The women then ripped her clothes off and sexually assaulted her with various objects, the victim said.
The women then ripped her clothes off and sexually
assaulted her with various objects, the victim said.
89,241
This makes it advantageous to be stupid, because one does not need to spend any effort in doing that.
This makes it advantageous to be stupid, because one
does not need to spend any effort in doing that.
89,242
A small but powerful group of women opted to forgo pussy hats in favor of braiding their hair together in a unique display of solidarity at the U.S.-Mexico border on Inauguration Day.
A small but powerful group of women opted to forgo pussy hats in favor of braiding
their hair together in a unique display of solidarity at the U.S.-Mexico border on Inauguration Day.
89,243
If that’s not the coolest shit you’ll see all day, I don’t know what to tell you.
If that’s not the coolest shit you’ll see all
day, I don’t know what to tell you.
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I could only assume that Andrea would apply such a mask to her face personally, and fuck her as soon as she washed it off.
I could only assume that Andrea would apply such a mask to her
face personally, and fuck her as soon as she washed it off.
89,245
In my experience -- defending over a thousand criminal cases -- maybe five per cent of suspects successfully invoked their Miranda rights; the rest typically fucked themselves by flapping their lips.
In my experience -- defending over a thousand criminal cases -- maybe five per cent of
suspects successfully invoked their Miranda rights; the rest typically fucked themselves by flapping their lips.
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It's holiday season, and that can only mean one thing: UNIQUE LA, BITCHES!
It's holiday season, and that can only
mean one thing: UNIQUE LA, BITCHES!
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He would go on to rape her in his car as they were going to and from sporting events.
He would go on to rape her in his car
as they were going to and from sporting events.
89,248
The story involves a woman who is a prostitute, but Muhammad said he had no knowledge she was a prostitute.
The story involves a woman who is a prostitute, but
Muhammad said he had no knowledge she was a prostitute.
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“Y’all keep whipping me and whipping me and you never give me any money or any way to do my damn job.
“Y’all keep whipping me and whipping me and you never give
me any money or any way to do my damn job.
89,250
A: Gamergate is a manufactured, bullshit “scandal” specially constructed for and by total dipshits with nothing of value to offer the human race.
A: Gamergate is a manufactured, bullshit “scandal” specially constructed for
and by total dipshits with nothing of value to offer the human race.
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The research also allows doctors to chart a patient’s penis size compared with the rest of the population.
The research also allows doctors to chart a patient’s
penis size compared with the rest of the population.
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That’s according to some number crunching by The Daily Beast Web site, which in its ranking of smarts for 55 metro areas put Las Vegas one notch away from being the dumbest city in America.
That’s according to some number crunching by The Daily Beast Web site, which in its ranking of
smarts for 55 metro areas put Las Vegas one notch away from being the dumbest city in America.
89,253
Maybe you, like millions of others, go for the knee-jerk, right-wing reaction and simply say, "Great, another psycho rapist madman.
Maybe you, like millions of others, go for the knee-jerk,
right-wing reaction and simply say, "Great, another psycho rapist madman.
89,254
Ivan Sulic was the TOTALLY AWESOME community manager for Hellgate: London who memorably told angry players in the aftermath of a lack of LAN play, “who the fuck cares.”
Ivan Sulic was the TOTALLY AWESOME community manager for Hellgate: London who memorably told angry players
in the aftermath of a lack of LAN play, “who the fuck cares.”
89,255
Alone with Thomas, “I was setting the place to his right when he reached out, sort of cupped his hand around my butt and pulled me pretty close to him,” Smith said in an interview.
Alone with Thomas, “I was setting the place to his right when he reached out, sort of
cupped his hand around my butt and pulled me pretty close to him,” Smith said in an interview.
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Volunteer rescue worker Jakchai Banyensakul said: 'The man put the metal alloy ring on his penis for some kind of sex game at home.
Volunteer rescue worker Jakchai Banyensakul said: 'The man put the metal
alloy ring on his penis for some kind of sex game at home.
89,257
Maybe you consider wars you disagree with to be “stupid” decisions.
Maybe you consider wars you disagree with
to be “stupid” decisions.
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Categories like "ass," "NSFW," "pornvids," "spaceporn," and all other sorts of unsavory material that many folks wouldn't want to see would show up as links.
Categories like "ass," "NSFW," "pornvids," "spaceporn," and
all other sorts of unsavory material that many folks wouldn't want to see would show up as links.
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Also, just in case it wasn’t clear, this is all for a movie and not the coolest fucking video game ever made.
Also, just in case it wasn’t clear, this is all
for a movie and not the coolest fucking video game ever made.
89,260
A man on a Megabus masturbated for three hours in front of a "terrified" female passenger, cops say.
A man on a Megabus masturbated for three hours in front
of a "terrified" female passenger, cops say.
89,261
Every technology company I have is getting hit by patent lawsuits that are the biggest bunch of bullshit ever.
Every technology company I have is getting hit by patent
lawsuits that are the biggest bunch of bullshit ever.
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He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands.
He gave me a pat down but made sure to
go around [my penis] with his hands.
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Yet this contemptible piece of filth Grayson, …a vile, loathsome, wretched, detestable excuse for sentient life…, chooses to use BURNING CROSS imagery to describe the Tea Party?
Yet this contemptible piece of filth Grayson, …a vile, loathsome, wretched, detestable
excuse for sentient life…, chooses to use BURNING CROSS imagery to describe the Tea Party?
89,264
If you wanted it straight, with zero bullshit; just go ask my dad.
If you wanted it straight, with zero
bullshit; just go ask my dad.
89,265
“She [Martin] said to him, ‘I don’t like them, I think that they are stupid.’”
“She [Martin] said to him, ‘I do
n’t like them, I think that they are stupid.’”
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As I write this, it's been over 30 days since I last masturbated.
As I write this, it's been
over 30 days since I last masturbated.
89,267
"These crazy liberal nuts are always pulling this crap," he told the Journal Sentinel, noting that both he and his brother were supporters of Republican Gov.
"These crazy liberal nuts are always pulling this crap," he told the
Journal Sentinel, noting that both he and his brother were supporters of Republican Gov.
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Whether you’re a member of the MCRmy or the BVB Army, signed up to the Idiot Club or dedicated to the Echelon, or you count yourself a Hustler, Human, Maggot or more, we want to hear from you!
Whether you’re a member of the MCRmy or the BVB Army, signed up to the Idiot Club or dedicated to
the Echelon, or you count yourself a Hustler, Human, Maggot or more, we want to hear from you!
89,269
A 21-year-old Australian tradesman has been bitten by a venomous spider on the penis for a second time.
A 21-year-old Australian tradesman has been bitten by
a venomous spider on the penis for a second time.
89,270
Some PA members swore at Zille shouting, 'Voetsek, you white bitch', as her security personnel moved in to protect her.
Some PA members swore at Zille shouting, 'Voetsek, you white
bitch', as her security personnel moved in to protect her.
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"It's incredibly stupid to propose a building like that when it's so clearly against the already existing planning rules," Edwards said.
"It's incredibly stupid to propose a building like that when it
's so clearly against the already existing planning rules," Edwards said.
89,272
The protests have attracted fierce condemnation from US President Donald Trump, who called the players “sons of bitches”.
The protests have attracted fierce condemnation from US President Donald Trump
, who called the players “sons of bitches”.
89,273
Kris Kobach forgot to call Hillary Clinton an old poopy-head too, but that doesn't mean he didn't capitalize on the opportunity to look like the sexist pig he is.
Kris Kobach forgot to call Hillary Clinton an old poopy-head too, but that does
n't mean he didn't capitalize on the opportunity to look like the sexist pig he is.
89,274
Without doubt the man has many failings, but stupidity is not one of them.
Without doubt the man has many failings,
but stupidity is not one of them.
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(Photo : Flickr) Women Call Other Women ‘Sluts’ to Guard Their Social Standing
(Photo : Flickr) Women Call Other
Women ‘Sluts’ to Guard Their Social Standing
89,276
Experts warned of mental health problem-inducing stress levels, blisters from the endless walking, long shifts and shitty, shitty pay.
Experts warned of mental health problem-inducing stress levels, blisters
from the endless walking, long shifts and shitty, shitty pay.
89,277
Ass such I would imagine that the Foundational staple crop of a carnivorous would most likely be fish.
Ass such I would imagine that the Foundational staple
crop of a carnivorous would most likely be fish.
89,278
There's little dialogue, just "SAO is pretty awesome" and "SAO is awful and people who like it are dumb."
There's little dialogue, just "SAO is pretty awesome" and
"SAO is awful and people who like it are dumb."
89,279
“This Don Lemon who’s perhaps the dumbest person in broadcasting,” Trump said.
“This Don Lemon who’s perhaps the
dumbest person in broadcasting,” Trump said.
89,280
Blame the public at large for Donald fucking Trump getting more votes than Donald Duck.
Blame the public at large for Donald fucking
Trump getting more votes than Donald Duck.
89,281
Yes, with Farrah, the stupid well never runs dry - a fact she proved with aplomb when asked about her dating preferences:
Yes, with Farrah, the stupid well never runs dry -
a fact she proved with aplomb when asked about her dating preferences:
89,282
The boy’s father is lowered into the hole and lets out an agonizing scream!
The boy’s father is lowered into the
hole and lets out an agonizing scream!
89,283
We all probably know someone who is very intelligent, but does blatantly stupid things.
We all probably know someone who is very
intelligent, but does blatantly stupid things.
89,284
Disclaimer: I suck really bad at wrapping wontons, and you probably do too.
Disclaimer: I suck really bad at wrapping
wontons, and you probably do too.
89,285
The man pleaded for the women to stop after they made him fondle the woman’s breasts and butt.
The man pleaded for the women to stop after they
made him fondle the woman’s breasts and butt.
89,286
But back to the point, bronies want to fuck little young horses like Sweetie Belle or Apple Bloom.
But back to the point, bronies want to fuck
little young horses like Sweetie Belle or Apple Bloom.
89,287
The important misconception here is that anal feels good only for the man, because men have a prostate, however this is simply untrue, anal stimulation is a massive turn on for many women, some of which can ONLY orgasm from anal sex.
The important misconception here is that anal feels good only for the man, because men have a prostate, however this is
simply untrue, anal stimulation is a massive turn on for many women, some of which can ONLY orgasm from anal sex.
89,288
John, the mad bastard, was out and about the other day doing some early Christmas shopping when he spotted a shop selling hilarious novelty jumpers.
John, the mad bastard, was out and about the other day doing
some early Christmas shopping when he spotted a shop selling hilarious novelty jumpers.
89,289
If not, then as Trump put it, “you live by the sword, you die by the sword.”
If not, then as Trump put it, “you
live by the sword, you die by the sword.”
89,290
So the premise is literally the same as every other show on TV, but at least the main character isn’t a brilliant-but-dickish white guy.
So the premise is literally the same as every other show on TV, but
at least the main character isn’t a brilliant-but-dickish white guy.
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And that’s fair: we are talking about millions of dollars being spent on some dopey, make-pretend bullshit.
And that’s fair: we are talking about millions of
dollars being spent on some dopey, make-pretend bullshit.
89,292
“There are dangerous levels of bullshit here that are simply not safe for young people,” she said.
“There are dangerous levels of bullshit here that are
simply not safe for young people,” she said.
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Those last two I made up because that’s precisely what this random ass list of performers sounds like.
Those last two I made up because that’s precisely
what this random ass list of performers sounds like.
89,294
"So I don't think his decision to go from Moto3 to MotoGP is stupid.
"So I don't think his decision
to go from Moto3 to MotoGP is stupid.
89,295
So all PVE players stop whining and take your freaking medicine, which we PVP players are forced to drink every upgrade !
So all PVE players stop whining and take your freaking medicine
, which we PVP players are forced to drink every upgrade !
89,296
Jews are part of the fabric of Springfield (The Simpsons’ home town), arguably a modern American version of Chelm, Yiddish folklore’s fabled village of nitwits.
Jews are part of the fabric of Springfield (The Simpsons’ home town),
arguably a modern American version of Chelm, Yiddish folklore’s fabled village of nitwits.
89,297
I started, like most, with a shitty blog, which then grew and evolved into something larger.
I started, like most, with a shitty blog
, which then grew and evolved into something larger.
89,298
Westworld may be a place for the 1% to indulge in sex, murder, and adventure.
Westworld may be a place for the 1%
to indulge in sex, murder, and adventure.
89,299
The left would rather you lie and die than tell the truth and live.
The left would rather you lie and
die than tell the truth and live.