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“You don’t make critical decisions based on ‘garbage in, garbage out.’
“You don’t make critical decisions based
on ‘garbage in, garbage out.’
89,601
You’re a multi-kajillionaire who loves lawsuits and lousy basketball teams.
You’re a multi-kajillionaire who
loves lawsuits and lousy basketball teams.
89,602
Danuwar tried refusing, but says a man who guarded the place came up to her with a long knife and threatened, "If you don't do this work, I'll cut you up and throw you on the street like a stray dog."
Danuwar tried refusing, but says a man who guarded the place came up to her with a long knife and threatened, "
If you don't do this work, I'll cut you up and throw you on the street like a stray dog."
89,603
Just remember, this is 4chan, and Jenna Jameson is a former (sometimes current) pornstar, so when she asked for help, the community asked to see her boobs.
Just remember, this is 4chan, and Jenna Jameson is a former (sometimes current)
pornstar, so when she asked for help, the community asked to see her boobs.
89,604
It's not much to counteract say, presidential nominees talking about grabbing women by their genitals, but sometimes it's best to focus on the little things.
It's not much to counteract say, presidential nominees talking about grabbing women by
their genitals, but sometimes it's best to focus on the little things.
89,605
Today, any woman can put a man’s life in jeopardy by crying rape simply because she felt like a slut.
Today, any woman can put a man’s life in
jeopardy by crying rape simply because she felt like a slut.
89,606
from the the-public-is-too-stupid-to-know-what's-good-for-it dept
from the the-public-is-too-stupid-
to-know-what's-good-for-it dept
89,607
If you can’t annoy the arrogant bastards who run the world for the 1%, what point is there in living?
If you can’t annoy the arrogant bastards who run the world
for the 1%, what point is there in living?
89,608
HOUSTON — Tom Brady — five-time Super Bowl Champion, four-time Super Bowl MVP, newly minted owner of three Super Bowl passing records — is a real motherfucker.
HOUSTON — Tom Brady — five-time Super Bowl Champion, four-time Super Bowl
MVP, newly minted owner of three Super Bowl passing records — is a real motherfucker.
89,609
First, there are the people who look you anywhere but in the eye as they nervously whisper, "But how did you get an erection?"
First, there are the people who look you anywhere but in the eye
as they nervously whisper, "But how did you get an erection?"
89,610
This is perhaps the stupidest, most juvenile thing I have seen a group of politicians do in some time:
This is perhaps the stupidest, most juvenile thing I
have seen a group of politicians do in some time:
89,611
We need more white cops who are anti-Zog and willing to put Jewish controlled black thugs in their place.
We need more white cops who are anti-Zog and
willing to put Jewish controlled black thugs in their place.
89,612
“I’m sick enough without those bastards sickening my hole on top of it all,” said 6-year-old Cian Drury, still smarting after Mayo’s one-point defeat to Dublin in Sunday’s All Ireland Senior football final.
“I’m sick enough without those bastards sickening my hole on top of it all,” said 6-year-old
Cian Drury, still smarting after Mayo’s one-point defeat to Dublin in Sunday’s All Ireland Senior football final.
89,613
Much to its horror, the GOP establishment has realized that the American people no longer give a quantum of a damn about the conventional political narratives:TL;DR: Trump, because fuck you!
Much to its horror, the GOP establishment has realized that the American people no longer give a
quantum of a damn about the conventional political narratives:TL;DR: Trump, because fuck you!
89,614
And he laughed the deep, rumbly laugh of someone who had spent much of his life sucking on bongs and cigarettes.
And he laughed the deep, rumbly laugh of someone who
had spent much of his life sucking on bongs and cigarettes.
89,615
They have anything you need to start working your ass off on a project that will allow you to lead the life you want.
They have anything you need to start working your ass off on
a project that will allow you to lead the life you want.
89,616
I have been an endless fountain of negativity and have been incessantly QQ'ing about the Cartel Market and (STUPID... sorry I had to) Cartel Pack.
I have been an endless fountain of negativity and have been incessantly QQ'ing about
the Cartel Market and (STUPID... sorry I had to) Cartel Pack.
89,617
When the entire freaking room stops to watch you lift, you know you're pretty goddamn special.
When the entire freaking room stops to watch you
lift, you know you're pretty goddamn special.
89,618
The writers gave the impression that while we were watching Crimson Avenger stumble through a crime scene, Wing was outside kicking the criminal's ass.
The writers gave the impression that while we were watching Crimson Avenger stumble
through a crime scene, Wing was outside kicking the criminal's ass.
89,619
That Iggy Azalea shit isn’t better than any fucking black girl that’s rapping today…The Grammys are supposed to be accolades of artistic excellence.
That Iggy Azalea shit isn’t better than any fucking black girl that’s
rapping today…The Grammys are supposed to be accolades of artistic excellence.
89,620
And there is a simple solution to the problem: build on the damn thing.
And there is a simple solution to the
problem: build on the damn thing.
89,621
I drove it for 150 miles or so in 2000 and it scared the living shit out of me.
I drove it for 150 miles or so in 2000
and it scared the living shit out of me.
89,622
(Well, it’s possible that Latula and Mituna are only partial assholes, but Porrim isn’t one at all.)
(Well, it’s possible that Latula and Mituna are only
partial assholes, but Porrim isn’t one at all.)
89,623
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Trump's executive order makes America 'look stupid'
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Trump's executive
order makes America 'look stupid'
89,624
He wasn’t talking about deporting the millions of illegals that are sucking this nation dry.
He wasn’t talking about deporting the millions
of illegals that are sucking this nation dry.
89,625
What I used to be doing was, I came straight out of school and basically I smoked and played video games for like six months, then I was like, “Fuck this, I gotta do something.”
What I used to be doing was, I came straight out of school and basically I smoked and played video
games for like six months, then I was like, “Fuck this, I gotta do something.”
89,626
Fancy Nancy Pelosi says he's not qualified; is she racist or just dumb? — Gov.
Fancy Nancy Pelosi says he's not qualified;
is she racist or just dumb? — Gov.
89,627
Make basic errors against the All Blacks and they will punish you; it’s simple.
Make basic errors against the All Blacks and
they will punish you; it’s simple.
89,628
Every single time someone post a great physique shot, naysayers write moronic comments such as “Yeah, roids.”
Every single time someone post a great physique shot, naysayers
write moronic comments such as “Yeah, roids.”
89,629
Vengeful security boffin Ivan Kwiatkowski has infected the computer of an Indian tech support scammer with the Locky ransomware.
Vengeful security boffin Ivan Kwiatkowski has infected the computer of
an Indian tech support scammer with the Locky ransomware.
89,630
The truth is that much (but not all) of the American technology industry is being led by what my late mother would have called “assholes.”
The truth is that much (but not all) of the American technology industry
is being led by what my late mother would have called “assholes.”
89,631
Highs and lows, long nights and hard days, wild women and cocaine cowboys, politics and sexism, it’s all in there, singularly filtered through Price’s wry, no-bullshit perspective.
Highs and lows, long nights and hard days, wild women and cocaine cowboys, politics and sexism
, it’s all in there, singularly filtered through Price’s wry, no-bullshit perspective.
89,632
Well, if you want to re-create human feces onscreen, the best thing to do is to use soaking-wet fruitcake and mold it into the shape of turds.
Well, if you want to re-create human feces onscreen, the best thing to
do is to use soaking-wet fruitcake and mold it into the shape of turds.
89,633
'If I tried to get up I would faint because my breasts were so heavy.'
'If I tried to get up I would
faint because my breasts were so heavy.'
89,634
Tony Abbott is a pathological liar who has lost the respect of the Australian people.
Tony Abbott is a pathological liar who has
lost the respect of the Australian people.
89,635
The asylum seeker told police he left Syria in part to see if German doctors could enlarge his penis.
The asylum seeker told police he left Syria in part
to see if German doctors could enlarge his penis.
89,636
Colin Kaepernick ends his NFL career with his latest move of stupidity.
Colin Kaepernick ends his NFL career
with his latest move of stupidity.
89,637
Meanwhile, Islamists inside the United States kill and maim and torture.
Meanwhile, Islamists inside the United
States kill and maim and torture.
89,638
“Either you guys are more fucked up than a soup sandwich or my beloved Marine Corps has gone to shit,” Neller said, before spitting out some Copenhagen onto the ground in front of him.
“Either you guys are more fucked up than a soup sandwich or my beloved Marine Corps has gone
to shit,” Neller said, before spitting out some Copenhagen onto the ground in front of him.
89,639
Good thing we had the foresight to always have one guy constantly monitoring mentions of Beetlejuice, another guy making GIFS of Alison Brie's boobs.
Good thing we had the foresight to always have one guy constantly monitoring
mentions of Beetlejuice, another guy making GIFS of Alison Brie's boobs.
89,640
When some asshole comes along and claims that you can take a pill, like "saffron extract", and it will make your fat gut magically dissolve into a tight double-packed row of abs, you'd like to believe it.
When some asshole comes along and claims that you can take a pill, like "saffron extract", and it will
make your fat gut magically dissolve into a tight double-packed row of abs, you'd like to believe it.
89,641
We want to nix the corporate bullshit, in favor of office kegs, pool tables, and air hockey.
We want to nix the corporate bullshit, in favor
of office kegs, pool tables, and air hockey.
89,642
A lazy Harlem cop is being probed for blowing off a subway rider who tried to give her a cellphone picture of a man she caught masturbating on the train, police said yesterday.
A lazy Harlem cop is being probed for blowing off a subway rider who tried to give
her a cellphone picture of a man she caught masturbating on the train, police said yesterday.
89,643
One user asked Cuomo, "What do you tell a 12-year-old girl who doesn't want to see a penis in the locker room?"
One user asked Cuomo, "What do you tell a 12-year-old
girl who doesn't want to see a penis in the locker room?"
89,644
I decided to watch some YouTubers who were at Vidcon this year, only to be slapped in the face with pure prepubescent cringe.
I decided to watch some YouTubers who were at Vidcon this year
, only to be slapped in the face with pure prepubescent cringe.
89,645
All supremacism is unacceptable, however, supremacist Jewry is killing us; it is killing our soul, killing our spirit, killing our will, killing our pride and killing our nation.
All supremacism is unacceptable, however, supremacist Jewry is killing us; it is killing our
soul, killing our spirit, killing our will, killing our pride and killing our nation.
89,646
Even I’m confused and I’m supposed to be in charge of all this shit.
Even I’m confused and I’m supposed
to be in charge of all this shit.
89,647
Then, she said, a police officer came up and shoved her and said, “OK, take your shit and get out of here.”
Then, she said, a police officer came up and shoved her and
said, “OK, take your shit and get out of here.”
89,648
Personally, I love kicking back with an Xbox PC controller and getting my ass kicked in oldschool platforming action.
Personally, I love kicking back with an Xbox PC
controller and getting my ass kicked in oldschool platforming action.
89,649
Marco Rubio (R-Fla.), who Luntz said is "getting his ass kicked."
Marco Rubio (R-Fla.), who
Luntz said is "getting his ass kicked."
89,650
Despite his lust for life, girls turn him down and prostitutes have hesitated to have sex with him.
Despite his lust for life, girls turn him down
and prostitutes have hesitated to have sex with him.
89,651
The Forty and Fuck It farewell shows celebrates the band’s 40th anniversary with the core lineup of Snider, French, Ojeda and Mendoza,” the band said.
The Forty and Fuck It farewell shows celebrates the band’s 40th anniversary with the
core lineup of Snider, French, Ojeda and Mendoza,” the band said.
89,652
But Murray never made his flight back to school…partially because of a stupid joke.
But Murray never made his flight back to
school…partially because of a stupid joke.
89,653
One of my ‘favorites’ was, “How would you like it if I raped your mother and killed your father and siblings?”.
One of my ‘favorites’ was, “How would you like it
if I raped your mother and killed your father and siblings?”.
89,654
But a few years ago when I mentioned to a couple of colleagues that I would spend the next few days in the city, one of them replied, “Lucky bastard.
But a few years ago when I mentioned to a couple of colleagues that I would spend
the next few days in the city, one of them replied, “Lucky bastard.
89,655
He then took his clothes off and began masturbating in front of them before ejaculating onto his stomach.
He then took his clothes off and began masturbating
in front of them before ejaculating onto his stomach.
89,656
“Now we want to go back there [to Gaza] and kick out all the Arabs.”
“Now we want to go back there [to
Gaza] and kick out all the Arabs.”
89,657
Last week we talked about approaching women without being a jerk.
Last week we talked about approaching
women without being a jerk.
89,658
While she was scrolling through his timeline one day, she received and accepted a friend request from a profile named Siva Idiot on Facebook.
While she was scrolling through his timeline one day, she received and
accepted a friend request from a profile named Siva Idiot on Facebook.
89,659
A couple of weeks after the camp, a Ferris player came forward and said that while Sharkey was grilling, he turned with his exposed penis inside a hot dog bun.
A couple of weeks after the camp, a Ferris player came forward and said that
while Sharkey was grilling, he turned with his exposed penis inside a hot dog bun.
89,660
Every now and then in the life of a TSA screener, higher-ups from Washington D.C. will come around to his or her airport to hold a little town hall-style meeting for the officers, which, for the most part, nobody gives a shit about.
Every now and then in the life of a TSA screener, higher-ups from Washington D.C. will come around to his or her airport
to hold a little town hall-style meeting for the officers, which, for the most part, nobody gives a shit about.
89,661
Chris Christie is sitting on his very fat ass next to Jerry Jones in his box at the Linc.
Chris Christie is sitting on his very fat ass next
to Jerry Jones in his box at the Linc.
89,662
About 10 seconds later, a third cop weighs in: “Typical fucking niggers.”
About 10 seconds later, a third cop
weighs in: “Typical fucking niggers.”
89,663
Then, out of nowhere, here comes Bullshit on his motorcycle, radiating ego: six-pack abs, bedhead, and a lit American Spirit dangling from his pillowy lips just so.
Then, out of nowhere, here comes Bullshit on his motorcycle, radiating ego: six-
pack abs, bedhead, and a lit American Spirit dangling from his pillowy lips just so.
89,664
Street Fighter fans converge fairly often, to compete in tournaments or just shoot the shit and play some local matches with friends.
Street Fighter fans converge fairly often, to compete in tournaments or
just shoot the shit and play some local matches with friends.
89,665
Women are too horny and want to be ravaged by the savages, they are all feminists, they opened the borders because they are pathologically altruistic, and so on.
Women are too horny and want to be ravaged by the savages, they are all
feminists, they opened the borders because they are pathologically altruistic, and so on.
89,666
One Makai Priestess gave birth to a child while being burned at the stake.
One Makai Priestess gave birth to a
child while being burned at the stake.
89,667
Array 3 Julie Porthouse allegedly bared her breasts to the patient and performed oral sex on him
Array 3 Julie Porthouse allegedly bared her breasts
to the patient and performed oral sex on him
89,668
“We all are American citizens and you guys have me strapped to a table like I’m in Guantanamo f***ing Bay,” complains another victim of the blood draw.
“We all are American citizens and you guys have me strapped to a table like
I’m in Guantanamo f***ing Bay,” complains another victim of the blood draw.
89,669
by When Felix’s special phone rang at 2:00 in the morning, Kelly rolled over and punched him in the shoulder and hissed, “Why didn’t you turn that fucking thing off before bed?”
by When Felix’s special phone rang at 2:00 in the morning, Kelly rolled over and punched him
in the shoulder and hissed, “Why didn’t you turn that fucking thing off before bed?”
89,670
There’s a goddam “trans debate” thing roiling in the comments of yesterday’s post.
There’s a goddam “trans debate” thing
roiling in the comments of yesterday’s post.
89,671
The only thing you brutes – players, coaches, fans, and sports media alike – worship more than your nasty sex parts/lives is your sin-riddled over-hyped sports arenas and activities.
The only thing you brutes – players, coaches, fans, and sports media alike – worship more
than your nasty sex parts/lives is your sin-riddled over-hyped sports arenas and activities.
89,672
Japan, the home of ancient beautiful tea ceremonies, Noh theater, amazing game developing and..well, really weird shit.
Japan, the home of ancient beautiful tea ceremonies, Noh theater
, amazing game developing and..well, really weird shit.
89,673
Not everyone has the luxury of pilfering daddy’s trust fund you spoiled little shit]
Not everyone has the luxury of pilfering daddy
’s trust fund you spoiled little shit]
89,674
"That's the first time I've ever done that shit, so thank you very much."
"That's the first time I've ever done
that shit, so thank you very much."
89,675
The pair got into a Twitter spat after Wales' defeat to Ireland, during which the boy band singer called the Welsh scrum-half a "vicious idiot".
The pair got into a Twitter spat after Wales' defeat to Ireland, during which
the boy band singer called the Welsh scrum-half a "vicious idiot".
89,676
We are in the process of creating what deserves to be called the idiot culture.
We are in the process of creating what
deserves to be called the idiot culture.
89,677
"You know what time it is, ante up, this is in forever / Y’all got ’til April the 7th to get ya’ll shit together."
"You know what time it is, ante up, this is in forever
/ Y’all got ’til April the 7th to get ya’ll shit together."
89,678
‘TeaParty365 does not support this idiotic notion [of suing homosexuality].
‘TeaParty365 does not support this idiotic
notion [of suing homosexuality].
89,679
Gaga continued her explanation of the song to JJ: “Donatella, maybe she’s a bitch, maybe she’s too skinny, maybe she’s too rich, maybe she’s too out there.
Gaga continued her explanation of the song to JJ: “Donatella, maybe she’s a bitch,
maybe she’s too skinny, maybe she’s too rich, maybe she’s too out there.
89,680
It’s early morning in the California desert, and Neil Strauss is wearing his bitch shield.
It’s early morning in the California desert,
and Neil Strauss is wearing his bitch shield.
89,681
“But Milo is special because he is so useful at destroying and humiliating liberals that I hate even more than gays.
“But Milo is special because he is so useful at
destroying and humiliating liberals that I hate even more than gays.
89,682
AN AUSTRALIAN rugby league player has spoken of his horror at having his penis torn in a tackle.
AN AUSTRALIAN rugby league player has spoken of his
horror at having his penis torn in a tackle.
89,683
The lawsuit additionally claims that Slater called black men "women beaters," and suggested that black people in general wish to physically harm white people.
The lawsuit additionally claims that Slater called black men "women beaters,"
and suggested that black people in general wish to physically harm white people.
89,684
And it will always suck to be one of those players who misses time because of an injury.
And it will always suck to be one of
those players who misses time because of an injury.
89,685
Oklahoma Senator Ralph Shortey, 35, (pictured) has been suspended after he was found in a hotel room that reeked of marijuana with a teenage boy that he offered money for 'sexual stuff'
Oklahoma Senator Ralph Shortey, 35, (pictured) has been suspended after he was found in a
hotel room that reeked of marijuana with a teenage boy that he offered money for 'sexual stuff'
89,686
The Australians have won more Olympic gold medals than us, but they are also the bigger losers.
The Australians have won more Olympic gold medals than
us, but they are also the bigger losers.
89,687
Here are seven bogus, waste-of-time trends I hope will permanently curl up and die.
Here are seven bogus, waste-of-time
trends I hope will permanently curl up and die.
89,688
“So, Coca-Cola can fuck off.” He also said, “Apparently I am still indestructible.” To which we all say, Amen! Here’s Motörhead giving Toronto the business in 1982:
“So, Coca-Cola can fuck off.” He also said, “Apparently I am still
indestructible.” To which we all say, Amen! Here’s Motörhead giving Toronto the business in 1982:
89,689
Unfortunately I was so upset with the initial implementation that in the end I came across as a condescending asshole, apologies for that.
Unfortunately I was so upset with the initial implementation that in the
end I came across as a condescending asshole, apologies for that.
89,690
We can only figure that because there's 4 sets of boobs in it that most parents wouldn't let their children see it.
We can only figure that because there's 4 sets of boobs
in it that most parents wouldn't let their children see it.
89,691
It's so fucking simple and it still has all the glory of the original perfect-ass website:
It's so fucking simple and it still has all
the glory of the original perfect-ass website:
89,692
"It sucks," Bosh, at his locker in Miami, said on a Wednesday night.
"It sucks," Bosh, at his
locker in Miami, said on a Wednesday night.
89,693
What’s next?,” the CDC warns: "Men, to protect your partner, don’t have sex (oral, vaginal, or anal) with anyone until we know more.”
What’s next?,” the CDC warns: "Men, to protect your partner, do
n’t have sex (oral, vaginal, or anal) with anyone until we know more.”
89,694
Hillary Clinton has given her stamp of approval on the proposed bill that would fine men $100 for masturbating.
Hillary Clinton has given her stamp of approval on the
proposed bill that would fine men $100 for masturbating.
89,695
Stitches learned karma's a bitch after parking in a handicap space, because cops busted him for gun and drug charges ... as he was backing out of the spot.
Stitches learned karma's a bitch after parking in a handicap space, because cops busted
him for gun and drug charges ... as he was backing out of the spot.
89,696
Armstrong, upon realizing he has one minute left to play, says "fuck" a bunch of times, touts the fact that his band's been around since 1988, and sort of inexplicably points out that he's not "fucking Justin Bieber."
Armstrong, upon realizing he has one minute left to play, says "fuck" a bunch of times, touts the fact
that his band's been around since 1988, and sort of inexplicably points out that he's not "fucking Justin Bieber."
89,697
Fry had asked why he should "respect a capricious, mean-minded, stupid god who creates a world.... full of injustice".
Fry had asked why he should "respect a capricious, mean-
minded, stupid god who creates a world.... full of injustice".
89,698
Be the entry-fragger, make them focus on you and die for your teammate kill.
Be the entry-fragger, make them focus
on you and die for your teammate kill.
89,699
Five locations on the natural penis that are typically removed during circumcision are more sensitive than the most sensitive location on the circumcised penis.
Five locations on the natural penis that are typically removed during circumcision
are more sensitive than the most sensitive location on the circumcised penis.