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89,600 | “You don’t make critical decisions based on ‘garbage in, garbage out.’ | “You don’t make critical decisions based | on ‘garbage in, garbage out.’ |
89,601 | You’re a multi-kajillionaire who loves lawsuits and lousy basketball teams. | You’re a multi-kajillionaire who | loves lawsuits and lousy basketball teams. |
89,602 | Danuwar tried refusing, but says a man who guarded the place came up to her with a long knife and threatened, "If you don't do this work, I'll cut you up and throw you on the street like a stray dog." | Danuwar tried refusing, but says a man who guarded the place came up to her with a long knife and threatened, " | If you don't do this work, I'll cut you up and throw you on the street like a stray dog." |
89,603 | Just remember, this is 4chan, and Jenna Jameson is a former (sometimes current) pornstar, so when she asked for help, the community asked to see her boobs. | Just remember, this is 4chan, and Jenna Jameson is a former (sometimes current) | pornstar, so when she asked for help, the community asked to see her boobs. |
89,604 | It's not much to counteract say, presidential nominees talking about grabbing women by their genitals, but sometimes it's best to focus on the little things. | It's not much to counteract say, presidential nominees talking about grabbing women by | their genitals, but sometimes it's best to focus on the little things. |
89,605 | Today, any woman can put a man’s life in jeopardy by crying rape simply because she felt like a slut. | Today, any woman can put a man’s life in | jeopardy by crying rape simply because she felt like a slut. |
89,606 | from the the-public-is-too-stupid-to-know-what's-good-for-it dept | from the the-public-is-too-stupid- | to-know-what's-good-for-it dept |
89,607 | If you can’t annoy the arrogant bastards who run the world for the 1%, what point is there in living? | If you can’t annoy the arrogant bastards who run the world | for the 1%, what point is there in living? |
89,608 | HOUSTON — Tom Brady — five-time Super Bowl Champion, four-time Super Bowl MVP, newly minted owner of three Super Bowl passing records — is a real motherfucker. | HOUSTON — Tom Brady — five-time Super Bowl Champion, four-time Super Bowl | MVP, newly minted owner of three Super Bowl passing records — is a real motherfucker. |
89,609 | First, there are the people who look you anywhere but in the eye as they nervously whisper, "But how did you get an erection?" | First, there are the people who look you anywhere but in the eye | as they nervously whisper, "But how did you get an erection?" |
89,610 | This is perhaps the stupidest, most juvenile thing I have seen a group of politicians do in some time: | This is perhaps the stupidest, most juvenile thing I | have seen a group of politicians do in some time: |
89,611 | We need more white cops who are anti-Zog and willing to put Jewish controlled black thugs in their place. | We need more white cops who are anti-Zog and | willing to put Jewish controlled black thugs in their place. |
89,612 | “I’m sick enough without those bastards sickening my hole on top of it all,” said 6-year-old Cian Drury, still smarting after Mayo’s one-point defeat to Dublin in Sunday’s All Ireland Senior football final. | “I’m sick enough without those bastards sickening my hole on top of it all,” said 6-year-old | Cian Drury, still smarting after Mayo’s one-point defeat to Dublin in Sunday’s All Ireland Senior football final. |
89,613 | Much to its horror, the GOP establishment has realized that the American people no longer give a quantum of a damn about the conventional political narratives:TL;DR: Trump, because fuck you! | Much to its horror, the GOP establishment has realized that the American people no longer give a | quantum of a damn about the conventional political narratives:TL;DR: Trump, because fuck you! |
89,614 | And he laughed the deep, rumbly laugh of someone who had spent much of his life sucking on bongs and cigarettes. | And he laughed the deep, rumbly laugh of someone who | had spent much of his life sucking on bongs and cigarettes. |
89,615 | They have anything you need to start working your ass off on a project that will allow you to lead the life you want. | They have anything you need to start working your ass off on | a project that will allow you to lead the life you want. |
89,616 | I have been an endless fountain of negativity and have been incessantly QQ'ing about the Cartel Market and (STUPID... sorry I had to) Cartel Pack. | I have been an endless fountain of negativity and have been incessantly QQ'ing about | the Cartel Market and (STUPID... sorry I had to) Cartel Pack. |
89,617 | When the entire freaking room stops to watch you lift, you know you're pretty goddamn special. | When the entire freaking room stops to watch you | lift, you know you're pretty goddamn special. |
89,618 | The writers gave the impression that while we were watching Crimson Avenger stumble through a crime scene, Wing was outside kicking the criminal's ass. | The writers gave the impression that while we were watching Crimson Avenger stumble | through a crime scene, Wing was outside kicking the criminal's ass. |
89,619 | That Iggy Azalea shit isn’t better than any fucking black girl that’s rapping today…The Grammys are supposed to be accolades of artistic excellence. | That Iggy Azalea shit isn’t better than any fucking black girl that’s | rapping today…The Grammys are supposed to be accolades of artistic excellence. |
89,620 | And there is a simple solution to the problem: build on the damn thing. | And there is a simple solution to the | problem: build on the damn thing. |
89,621 | I drove it for 150 miles or so in 2000 and it scared the living shit out of me. | I drove it for 150 miles or so in 2000 | and it scared the living shit out of me. |
89,622 | (Well, it’s possible that Latula and Mituna are only partial assholes, but Porrim isn’t one at all.) | (Well, it’s possible that Latula and Mituna are only | partial assholes, but Porrim isn’t one at all.) |
89,623 | Arnold Schwarzenegger: Trump's executive order makes America 'look stupid' | Arnold Schwarzenegger: Trump's executive | order makes America 'look stupid' |
89,624 | He wasn’t talking about deporting the millions of illegals that are sucking this nation dry. | He wasn’t talking about deporting the millions | of illegals that are sucking this nation dry. |
89,625 | What I used to be doing was, I came straight out of school and basically I smoked and played video games for like six months, then I was like, “Fuck this, I gotta do something.” | What I used to be doing was, I came straight out of school and basically I smoked and played video | games for like six months, then I was like, “Fuck this, I gotta do something.” |
89,626 | Fancy Nancy Pelosi says he's not qualified; is she racist or just dumb? — Gov. | Fancy Nancy Pelosi says he's not qualified; | is she racist or just dumb? — Gov. |
89,627 | Make basic errors against the All Blacks and they will punish you; it’s simple. | Make basic errors against the All Blacks and | they will punish you; it’s simple. |
89,628 | Every single time someone post a great physique shot, naysayers write moronic comments such as “Yeah, roids.” | Every single time someone post a great physique shot, naysayers | write moronic comments such as “Yeah, roids.” |
89,629 | Vengeful security boffin Ivan Kwiatkowski has infected the computer of an Indian tech support scammer with the Locky ransomware. | Vengeful security boffin Ivan Kwiatkowski has infected the computer of | an Indian tech support scammer with the Locky ransomware. |
89,630 | The truth is that much (but not all) of the American technology industry is being led by what my late mother would have called “assholes.” | The truth is that much (but not all) of the American technology industry | is being led by what my late mother would have called “assholes.” |
89,631 | Highs and lows, long nights and hard days, wild women and cocaine cowboys, politics and sexism, it’s all in there, singularly filtered through Price’s wry, no-bullshit perspective. | Highs and lows, long nights and hard days, wild women and cocaine cowboys, politics and sexism | , it’s all in there, singularly filtered through Price’s wry, no-bullshit perspective. |
89,632 | Well, if you want to re-create human feces onscreen, the best thing to do is to use soaking-wet fruitcake and mold it into the shape of turds. | Well, if you want to re-create human feces onscreen, the best thing to | do is to use soaking-wet fruitcake and mold it into the shape of turds. |
89,633 | 'If I tried to get up I would faint because my breasts were so heavy.' | 'If I tried to get up I would | faint because my breasts were so heavy.' |
89,634 | Tony Abbott is a pathological liar who has lost the respect of the Australian people. | Tony Abbott is a pathological liar who has | lost the respect of the Australian people. |
89,635 | The asylum seeker told police he left Syria in part to see if German doctors could enlarge his penis. | The asylum seeker told police he left Syria in part | to see if German doctors could enlarge his penis. |
89,636 | Colin Kaepernick ends his NFL career with his latest move of stupidity. | Colin Kaepernick ends his NFL career | with his latest move of stupidity. |
89,637 | Meanwhile, Islamists inside the United States kill and maim and torture. | Meanwhile, Islamists inside the United | States kill and maim and torture. |
89,638 | “Either you guys are more fucked up than a soup sandwich or my beloved Marine Corps has gone to shit,” Neller said, before spitting out some Copenhagen onto the ground in front of him. | “Either you guys are more fucked up than a soup sandwich or my beloved Marine Corps has gone | to shit,” Neller said, before spitting out some Copenhagen onto the ground in front of him. |
89,639 | Good thing we had the foresight to always have one guy constantly monitoring mentions of Beetlejuice, another guy making GIFS of Alison Brie's boobs. | Good thing we had the foresight to always have one guy constantly monitoring | mentions of Beetlejuice, another guy making GIFS of Alison Brie's boobs. |
89,640 | When some asshole comes along and claims that you can take a pill, like "saffron extract", and it will make your fat gut magically dissolve into a tight double-packed row of abs, you'd like to believe it. | When some asshole comes along and claims that you can take a pill, like "saffron extract", and it will | make your fat gut magically dissolve into a tight double-packed row of abs, you'd like to believe it. |
89,641 | We want to nix the corporate bullshit, in favor of office kegs, pool tables, and air hockey. | We want to nix the corporate bullshit, in favor | of office kegs, pool tables, and air hockey. |
89,642 | A lazy Harlem cop is being probed for blowing off a subway rider who tried to give her a cellphone picture of a man she caught masturbating on the train, police said yesterday. | A lazy Harlem cop is being probed for blowing off a subway rider who tried to give | her a cellphone picture of a man she caught masturbating on the train, police said yesterday. |
89,643 | One user asked Cuomo, "What do you tell a 12-year-old girl who doesn't want to see a penis in the locker room?" | One user asked Cuomo, "What do you tell a 12-year-old | girl who doesn't want to see a penis in the locker room?" |
89,644 | I decided to watch some YouTubers who were at Vidcon this year, only to be slapped in the face with pure prepubescent cringe. | I decided to watch some YouTubers who were at Vidcon this year | , only to be slapped in the face with pure prepubescent cringe. |
89,645 | All supremacism is unacceptable, however, supremacist Jewry is killing us; it is killing our soul, killing our spirit, killing our will, killing our pride and killing our nation. | All supremacism is unacceptable, however, supremacist Jewry is killing us; it is killing our | soul, killing our spirit, killing our will, killing our pride and killing our nation. |
89,646 | Even I’m confused and I’m supposed to be in charge of all this shit. | Even I’m confused and I’m supposed | to be in charge of all this shit. |
89,647 | Then, she said, a police officer came up and shoved her and said, “OK, take your shit and get out of here.” | Then, she said, a police officer came up and shoved her and | said, “OK, take your shit and get out of here.” |
89,648 | Personally, I love kicking back with an Xbox PC controller and getting my ass kicked in oldschool platforming action. | Personally, I love kicking back with an Xbox PC | controller and getting my ass kicked in oldschool platforming action. |
89,649 | Marco Rubio (R-Fla.), who Luntz said is "getting his ass kicked." | Marco Rubio (R-Fla.), who | Luntz said is "getting his ass kicked." |
89,650 | Despite his lust for life, girls turn him down and prostitutes have hesitated to have sex with him. | Despite his lust for life, girls turn him down | and prostitutes have hesitated to have sex with him. |
89,651 | The Forty and Fuck It farewell shows celebrates the band’s 40th anniversary with the core lineup of Snider, French, Ojeda and Mendoza,” the band said. | The Forty and Fuck It farewell shows celebrates the band’s 40th anniversary with the | core lineup of Snider, French, Ojeda and Mendoza,” the band said. |
89,652 | But Murray never made his flight back to school…partially because of a stupid joke. | But Murray never made his flight back to | school…partially because of a stupid joke. |
89,653 | One of my ‘favorites’ was, “How would you like it if I raped your mother and killed your father and siblings?”. | One of my ‘favorites’ was, “How would you like it | if I raped your mother and killed your father and siblings?”. |
89,654 | But a few years ago when I mentioned to a couple of colleagues that I would spend the next few days in the city, one of them replied, “Lucky bastard. | But a few years ago when I mentioned to a couple of colleagues that I would spend | the next few days in the city, one of them replied, “Lucky bastard. |
89,655 | He then took his clothes off and began masturbating in front of them before ejaculating onto his stomach. | He then took his clothes off and began masturbating | in front of them before ejaculating onto his stomach. |
89,656 | “Now we want to go back there [to Gaza] and kick out all the Arabs.” | “Now we want to go back there [to | Gaza] and kick out all the Arabs.” |
89,657 | Last week we talked about approaching women without being a jerk. | Last week we talked about approaching | women without being a jerk. |
89,658 | While she was scrolling through his timeline one day, she received and accepted a friend request from a profile named Siva Idiot on Facebook. | While she was scrolling through his timeline one day, she received and | accepted a friend request from a profile named Siva Idiot on Facebook. |
89,659 | A couple of weeks after the camp, a Ferris player came forward and said that while Sharkey was grilling, he turned with his exposed penis inside a hot dog bun. | A couple of weeks after the camp, a Ferris player came forward and said that | while Sharkey was grilling, he turned with his exposed penis inside a hot dog bun. |
89,660 | Every now and then in the life of a TSA screener, higher-ups from Washington D.C. will come around to his or her airport to hold a little town hall-style meeting for the officers, which, for the most part, nobody gives a shit about. | Every now and then in the life of a TSA screener, higher-ups from Washington D.C. will come around to his or her airport | to hold a little town hall-style meeting for the officers, which, for the most part, nobody gives a shit about. |
89,661 | Chris Christie is sitting on his very fat ass next to Jerry Jones in his box at the Linc. | Chris Christie is sitting on his very fat ass next | to Jerry Jones in his box at the Linc. |
89,662 | About 10 seconds later, a third cop weighs in: “Typical fucking niggers.” | About 10 seconds later, a third cop | weighs in: “Typical fucking niggers.” |
89,663 | Then, out of nowhere, here comes Bullshit on his motorcycle, radiating ego: six-pack abs, bedhead, and a lit American Spirit dangling from his pillowy lips just so. | Then, out of nowhere, here comes Bullshit on his motorcycle, radiating ego: six- | pack abs, bedhead, and a lit American Spirit dangling from his pillowy lips just so. |
89,664 | Street Fighter fans converge fairly often, to compete in tournaments or just shoot the shit and play some local matches with friends. | Street Fighter fans converge fairly often, to compete in tournaments or | just shoot the shit and play some local matches with friends. |
89,665 | Women are too horny and want to be ravaged by the savages, they are all feminists, they opened the borders because they are pathologically altruistic, and so on. | Women are too horny and want to be ravaged by the savages, they are all | feminists, they opened the borders because they are pathologically altruistic, and so on. |
89,666 | One Makai Priestess gave birth to a child while being burned at the stake. | One Makai Priestess gave birth to a | child while being burned at the stake. |
89,667 | Array 3 Julie Porthouse allegedly bared her breasts to the patient and performed oral sex on him | Array 3 Julie Porthouse allegedly bared her breasts | to the patient and performed oral sex on him |
89,668 | “We all are American citizens and you guys have me strapped to a table like I’m in Guantanamo f***ing Bay,” complains another victim of the blood draw. | “We all are American citizens and you guys have me strapped to a table like | I’m in Guantanamo f***ing Bay,” complains another victim of the blood draw. |
89,669 | by
When Felix’s special phone rang at 2:00 in the morning, Kelly rolled over and punched him in the shoulder and hissed, “Why didn’t you turn that fucking thing off before bed?” | by
When Felix’s special phone rang at 2:00 in the morning, Kelly rolled over and punched him | in the shoulder and hissed, “Why didn’t you turn that fucking thing off before bed?” |
89,670 | There’s a goddam “trans debate” thing roiling in the comments of yesterday’s post. | There’s a goddam “trans debate” thing | roiling in the comments of yesterday’s post. |
89,671 | The only thing you brutes – players, coaches, fans, and sports media alike – worship more than your nasty sex parts/lives is your sin-riddled over-hyped sports arenas and activities. | The only thing you brutes – players, coaches, fans, and sports media alike – worship more | than your nasty sex parts/lives is your sin-riddled over-hyped sports arenas and activities. |
89,672 | Japan, the home of ancient beautiful tea ceremonies, Noh theater, amazing game developing and..well, really weird shit. | Japan, the home of ancient beautiful tea ceremonies, Noh theater | , amazing game developing and..well, really weird shit. |
89,673 | Not everyone has the luxury of pilfering daddy’s trust fund you spoiled little shit] | Not everyone has the luxury of pilfering daddy | ’s trust fund you spoiled little shit] |
89,674 | "That's the first time I've ever done that shit, so thank you very much." | "That's the first time I've ever done | that shit, so thank you very much." |
89,675 | The pair got into a Twitter spat after Wales' defeat to Ireland, during which the boy band singer called the Welsh scrum-half a "vicious idiot". | The pair got into a Twitter spat after Wales' defeat to Ireland, during which | the boy band singer called the Welsh scrum-half a "vicious idiot". |
89,676 | We are in the process of creating what deserves to be called the idiot culture. | We are in the process of creating what | deserves to be called the idiot culture. |
89,677 | "You know what time it is, ante up, this is in forever / Y’all got ’til April the 7th to get ya’ll shit together." | "You know what time it is, ante up, this is in forever | / Y’all got ’til April the 7th to get ya’ll shit together." |
89,678 | ‘TeaParty365 does not support this idiotic notion [of suing homosexuality]. | ‘TeaParty365 does not support this idiotic | notion [of suing homosexuality]. |
89,679 | Gaga continued her explanation of the song to JJ: “Donatella, maybe she’s a bitch, maybe she’s too skinny, maybe she’s too rich, maybe she’s too out there. | Gaga continued her explanation of the song to JJ: “Donatella, maybe she’s a bitch, | maybe she’s too skinny, maybe she’s too rich, maybe she’s too out there. |
89,680 | It’s early morning in the California desert, and Neil Strauss is wearing his bitch shield. | It’s early morning in the California desert, | and Neil Strauss is wearing his bitch shield. |
89,681 | “But Milo is special because he is so useful at destroying and humiliating liberals that I hate even more than gays. | “But Milo is special because he is so useful at | destroying and humiliating liberals that I hate even more than gays. |
89,682 | AN AUSTRALIAN rugby league player has spoken of his horror at having his penis torn in a tackle. | AN AUSTRALIAN rugby league player has spoken of his | horror at having his penis torn in a tackle. |
89,683 | The lawsuit additionally claims that Slater called black men "women beaters," and suggested that black people in general wish to physically harm white people. | The lawsuit additionally claims that Slater called black men "women beaters," | and suggested that black people in general wish to physically harm white people. |
89,684 | And it will always suck to be one of those players who misses time because of an injury. | And it will always suck to be one of | those players who misses time because of an injury. |
89,685 | Oklahoma Senator Ralph Shortey, 35, (pictured) has been suspended after he was found in a hotel room that reeked of marijuana with a teenage boy that he offered money for 'sexual stuff' | Oklahoma Senator Ralph Shortey, 35, (pictured) has been suspended after he was found in a | hotel room that reeked of marijuana with a teenage boy that he offered money for 'sexual stuff' |
89,686 | The Australians have won more Olympic gold medals than us, but they are also the bigger losers. | The Australians have won more Olympic gold medals than | us, but they are also the bigger losers. |
89,687 | Here are seven bogus, waste-of-time trends I hope will permanently curl up and die. | Here are seven bogus, waste-of-time | trends I hope will permanently curl up and die. |
89,688 | “So, Coca-Cola can fuck off.”
He also said, “Apparently I am still indestructible.” To which we all say, Amen!
Here’s Motörhead giving Toronto the business in 1982: | “So, Coca-Cola can fuck off.”
He also said, “Apparently I am still | indestructible.” To which we all say, Amen!
Here’s Motörhead giving Toronto the business in 1982: |
89,689 | Unfortunately I was so upset with the initial implementation that in the end I came across as a condescending asshole, apologies for that. | Unfortunately I was so upset with the initial implementation that in the | end I came across as a condescending asshole, apologies for that. |
89,690 | We can only figure that because there's 4 sets of boobs in it that most parents wouldn't let their children see it. | We can only figure that because there's 4 sets of boobs | in it that most parents wouldn't let their children see it. |
89,691 | It's so fucking simple and it still has all the glory of the original perfect-ass website: | It's so fucking simple and it still has all | the glory of the original perfect-ass website: |
89,692 | "It sucks," Bosh, at his locker in Miami, said on a Wednesday night. | "It sucks," Bosh, at his | locker in Miami, said on a Wednesday night. |
89,693 | What’s next?,” the CDC warns: "Men, to protect your partner, don’t have sex (oral, vaginal, or anal) with anyone until we know more.” | What’s next?,” the CDC warns: "Men, to protect your partner, do | n’t have sex (oral, vaginal, or anal) with anyone until we know more.” |
89,694 | Hillary Clinton has given her stamp of approval on the proposed bill that would fine men $100 for masturbating. | Hillary Clinton has given her stamp of approval on the | proposed bill that would fine men $100 for masturbating. |
89,695 | Stitches learned karma's a bitch after parking in a handicap space, because cops busted him for gun and drug charges ... as he was backing out of the spot. | Stitches learned karma's a bitch after parking in a handicap space, because cops busted | him for gun and drug charges ... as he was backing out of the spot. |
89,696 | Armstrong, upon realizing he has one minute left to play, says "fuck" a bunch of times, touts the fact that his band's been around since 1988, and sort of inexplicably points out that he's not "fucking Justin Bieber." | Armstrong, upon realizing he has one minute left to play, says "fuck" a bunch of times, touts the fact | that his band's been around since 1988, and sort of inexplicably points out that he's not "fucking Justin Bieber." |
89,697 | Fry had asked why he should "respect a capricious, mean-minded, stupid god who creates a world.... full of injustice". | Fry had asked why he should "respect a capricious, mean- | minded, stupid god who creates a world.... full of injustice". |
89,698 | Be the entry-fragger, make them focus on you and die for your teammate kill. | Be the entry-fragger, make them focus | on you and die for your teammate kill. |
89,699 | Five locations on the natural penis that are typically removed during circumcision are more sensitive than the most sensitive location on the circumcised penis. | Five locations on the natural penis that are typically removed during circumcision | are more sensitive than the most sensitive location on the circumcised penis. |
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