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Iaquinta and Ferguson got into a Twitter spat after Iaquinta tweeted that he would “just have to beat the f*ck out of” Ferguson.
Iaquinta and Ferguson got into a Twitter spat after Iaquinta tweeted that he
would “just have to beat the f*ck out of” Ferguson.
89,401
The right wing news story that I molested my little sister isn't just LOL- it's really fucking upsetting and disgusting.
The right wing news story that I molested my little sister
isn't just LOL- it's really fucking upsetting and disgusting.
89,402
Life is a bitch, and do you know what they do to the most depressed/miserable inmates?
Life is a bitch, and do you know what
they do to the most depressed/miserable inmates?
89,403
Richard Ford was serving 30-month sentence when he wrote letters saying he wanted to kill 10 people and have sex with their corpses
Richard Ford was serving 30-month sentence when he wrote letters saying
he wanted to kill 10 people and have sex with their corpses
89,404
The book of Constitutions makes this requirement quite clear: “A Mason is oblig'd by his Tenure, to obey the moral Law; and if he rightly understands the Art, he will never be a stupid Atheist nor an irreligious Libertine.
The book of Constitutions makes this requirement quite clear: “A Mason is oblig'd by his Tenure, to obey the moral
Law; and if he rightly understands the Art, he will never be a stupid Atheist nor an irreligious Libertine.
89,405
As my breasts grew the muscles in my back developed and supported them."
As my breasts grew the muscles in
my back developed and supported them."
89,406
I had grown so tired of “local” tomatoes and enough fucking basil to to make pesto for Detroit that I said “fuck it” where’s the beef stew meat?
I had grown so tired of “local” tomatoes and enough fucking basil to to make
pesto for Detroit that I said “fuck it” where’s the beef stew meat?
89,407
Colbert fumed sarcastically. "Were they polite about it? Yes! Were they making a reasonable point? Absolutely! Do I have a problem where I overreact at being told what to do? You bet your ass I do!"
Colbert fumed sarcastically. "Were they polite about it? Yes! Were they making a reasonable point? Absolutely!
Do I have a problem where I overreact at being told what to do? You bet your ass I do!"
89,408
Take this short film called Eat My Shit, directed by Eduardo Casanova and featured in the Jameson Notodo Filmfest in Spain, about a girl whose very face is censored from social media because it is so taboo and bizarre.
Take this short film called Eat My Shit, directed by Eduardo Casanova and featured in the Jameson Notodo Filmfest in
Spain, about a girl whose very face is censored from social media because it is so taboo and bizarre.
89,409
Martha’s cheerful kitchen, accented with bowls of fresh fruit and stainless steel appliances, has a motherfucking human skull sitting on a scale.
Martha’s cheerful kitchen, accented with bowls of fresh fruit and stainless
steel appliances, has a motherfucking human skull sitting on a scale.
89,410
Anthony Weiner had anything to do with the picture of a man’s erect penis underneath gray boxer-briefs sent from Weiner’s official Twitter account Friday night.
Anthony Weiner had anything to do with the picture of a man’s erect penis
underneath gray boxer-briefs sent from Weiner’s official Twitter account Friday night.
89,411
Mandell asked, to which Engel replied that he would flay open Campbell’s penis.
Mandell asked, to which Engel replied that
he would flay open Campbell’s penis.
89,412
A vile viral video captures the world’s least chill beach bum as he beats his chest, yelling, “Donald Trump will stop you, motherf*cker!
A vile viral video captures the world’s least chill beach bum as he
beats his chest, yelling, “Donald Trump will stop you, motherf*cker!
89,413
It’s really nice to know there are people out there kind and thoughtful enough to tell me they want to motorboat my huge tits.
It’s really nice to know there are people out there kind and
thoughtful enough to tell me they want to motorboat my huge tits.
89,414
The Brownsville Herald reports that recordings of Brownsville, Texas, City Commissioner Cesar De Leon went viral this week when people began sharing on Facebook the audio of him referring to two black assistant prosecutors as “fucking niggers.”
The Brownsville Herald reports that recordings of Brownsville, Texas, City Commissioner Cesar De Leon went viral this week when
people began sharing on Facebook the audio of him referring to two black assistant prosecutors as “fucking niggers.”
89,415
Senate, Chuck Schumer, acted like an ass in a Manhattan restaurant recently when he learned a Democratic friend and colleague’s wife, the daughter of the founder of CBS, voted for Donald Trump.
Senate, Chuck Schumer, acted like an ass in a Manhattan restaurant recently when he learned a Democratic
friend and colleague’s wife, the daughter of the founder of CBS, voted for Donald Trump.
89,416
employee You'll have it next wednesday if you're lucky, you fat, greedy swine!
employee You'll have it next wednesday if you
're lucky, you fat, greedy swine!
89,417
These things happen a lot on reddit and so you don’t have to spend much time there to see “OP is a faggot.”
These things happen a lot on reddit and so you don’t have
to spend much time there to see “OP is a faggot.”
89,418
They compared the developmental gene expression of Convolutriloba longifissura – a primitive flatworm with a mouth and no anus – to more complicated, anus-possessing flatworms.
They compared the developmental gene expression of Convolutriloba longifissura – a primitive flatworm with
a mouth and no anus – to more complicated, anus-possessing flatworms.
89,419
“It’s not because I’m racist that I will kill Barack, it’s because I can no longer allow the Jewish parasites to bully their way into making the American people submit to their evil ways.”
“It’s not because I’m racist that I will kill Barack, it’s because I can no
longer allow the Jewish parasites to bully their way into making the American people submit to their evil ways.”
89,420
Yao Ming Face (sometimes referred to as "Fuck That Guy" or "Dumb Bitch") is a rage comic-style contour drawing of the professional basketball player Yao Ming wearing a hearty smile.
Yao Ming Face (sometimes referred to as "Fuck That Guy" or "Dumb Bitch")
is a rage comic-style contour drawing of the professional basketball player Yao Ming wearing a hearty smile.
89,421
Yet, for some inexplicable reason, I’ve been obsessed with drawing pictures of pussy.”
Yet, for some inexplicable reason, I’ve
been obsessed with drawing pictures of pussy.”
89,422
After all, James Carville said it best when he said "It's the economy, stupid."
After all, James Carville said it best when he
said "It's the economy, stupid."
89,423
We raised their expectations and it fell flat on its fucking face.
We raised their expectations and it
fell flat on its fucking face.
89,424
If you think this headline is dumb and racist, that means you’re a racist.
If you think this headline is dumb and
racist, that means you’re a racist.
89,425
It has come to my attention that the United States Patent and Trademark Office, the official US agency responsible for trademark registration for product and intellectual property identification, doesn’t really do shit.
It has come to my attention that the United States Patent and Trademark Office, the official US
agency responsible for trademark registration for product and intellectual property identification, doesn’t really do shit.
89,426
;) The announcement of the Jones interview, to be aired Sunday night, was followed by considerable outcry, which makes sense as Jones is an insanely huge piece of shit whose lies are so odious that he lost a free-speech case to a yogurt company.
;) The announcement of the Jones interview, to be aired Sunday night, was followed by considerable outcry, which makes sense as
Jones is an insanely huge piece of shit whose lies are so odious that he lost a free-speech case to a yogurt company.
89,427
Only for a hamster - man those suckers were HUGE back in the day
Only for a hamster - man those
suckers were HUGE back in the day
89,428
“So if you grab a woman by the genitals, that’s not sexual assault?”
“So if you grab a woman by the
genitals, that’s not sexual assault?”
89,429
So this evil empire of homosexuals will also go down the dirty drain and garbage of hell.
So this evil empire of homosexuals will also go
down the dirty drain and garbage of hell.
89,430
Some people have a dangly thing between their legs – this is called a penis.
Some people have a dangly thing between their
legs – this is called a penis.
89,431
“This poo that we are throwing on the statue represents the shame of black people.
“This poo that we are throwing on
the statue represents the shame of black people.
89,432
If you fucking say anything to him, the assistant said to the other assistant, I’m dead.
If you fucking say anything to him, the assistant
said to the other assistant, I’m dead.
89,433
This blonde skinny teen also has a pair of perfect pair or tiny tits and nipples that look extremely juicy and delicious.
This blonde skinny teen also has a pair of perfect pair
or tiny tits and nipples that look extremely juicy and delicious.
89,434
Your tailcoat off, carefully hung up where you can keep an eye on it, you mop your face.
Your tailcoat off, carefully hung up where you can
keep an eye on it, you mop your face.
89,435
Pegging is a sexual practice in which a woman performs anal sex on a man by penetrating the man's anus with a strap-on dildo.
Pegging is a sexual practice in which a woman performs anal sex on a
man by penetrating the man's anus with a strap-on dildo.
89,436
Set I: AC/DC Bag > The Moma Dance > Heavy Things, Ocelot, Funky Bitch > Bathtub Gin > Fluffhead > Alumni Blues > Letter to Jimmy Page > Alumni Blues > Tube, My Sweet One, David Bowie
Set I: AC/DC Bag > The Moma Dance > Heavy Things, Ocelot, Funky Bitch > Bathtub Gin
> Fluffhead > Alumni Blues > Letter to Jimmy Page > Alumni Blues > Tube, My Sweet One, David Bowie
89,437
"I've been the champ; I've been kicking ass!" Kristaps's style is impetuous! His defense is impregnable! He's gonna eat your children!
"I've been the champ; I've been kicking ass!" Kristaps's
style is impetuous! His defense is impregnable! He's gonna eat your children!
89,438
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have kinky gay sex with Republican frontrunner
Have you ever wondered what it would be
like to have kinky gay sex with Republican frontrunner
89,439
Woman’s Ass Size Study There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses.
Woman’s Ass Size Study There is a new study
about women and how they feel about their asses.
89,440
These are games that were boycotted and bitched about for the dumbest, goofiest reasons anyone could imagine.
These are games that were boycotted and bitched about
for the dumbest, goofiest reasons anyone could imagine.
89,441
"Wouldn't you love to see one of these NFL owners when somebody disrespects our flag to say, 'Get that son of a bitch off the field right now.
"Wouldn't you love to see one of these NFL owners when somebody disrespects our
flag to say, 'Get that son of a bitch off the field right now.
89,442
See Death Threat From DNC Delegate: ‘Mitt Romney… I Would Like To Kill Him!’
See Death Threat From DNC Delegate: ‘Mitt
Romney… I Would Like To Kill Him!’
89,443
The paradox of The Human Problem is that unlike most predators in nature, which kill off the weak and old and sick, it strikes the healthiest first like an arrogant parasite who thinks he deserves only the juiciest animal in the herd.
The paradox of The Human Problem is that unlike most predators in nature, which kill off the weak and old and
sick, it strikes the healthiest first like an arrogant parasite who thinks he deserves only the juiciest animal in the herd.
89,444
According to author Barry Shank, Sublett said: "All those new sincerity bands, they're crap."[
According to author Barry Shank, Sublett said: "All
those new sincerity bands, they're crap."[
89,445
“It’s incredibly dangerous, and just like drink driving, it should be a crime to be that stupid” confirmed the Nation, using Healy-Rae’s demonstrable idiocy as a handy comparison in order for the gravity of drink-driving to really hit home.
“It’s incredibly dangerous, and just like drink driving, it should be a crime to be that stupid” confirmed the Nation
, using Healy-Rae’s demonstrable idiocy as a handy comparison in order for the gravity of drink-driving to really hit home.
89,446
The point is, this shit is a dick-waving circus and when Conor and Floyd finally stop waving dicks they still won't solve anything.
The point is, this shit is a dick-waving circus and when
Conor and Floyd finally stop waving dicks they still won't solve anything.
89,447
I don’t know, but whatever you call it, it’s got about 1,000% more fight in it than these jackass Democrats.
I don’t know, but whatever you call it, it’
s got about 1,000% more fight in it than these jackass Democrats.
89,448
A mass killing that has no connection to Islam gives American liberals a battering ram to assault right-wing support for free guns for all.
A mass killing that has no connection to Islam gives American liberals a
battering ram to assault right-wing support for free guns for all.
89,449
Stanford rapist Brock Turner sent a photo of his victim's breasts to friends after the attack outside a frat house party.
Stanford rapist Brock Turner sent a photo of his victim's
breasts to friends after the attack outside a frat house party.
89,450
Black people shouldn’t have permanent friends or enemies, they should have permanent interest,” Killer Mike said.
Black people shouldn’t have permanent friends or enemies,
they should have permanent interest,” Killer Mike said.
89,451
I'm getting really tired of this bullshit to the point where I don't care if you think I'm racist or sexist and it's about standing up for myself and my brethren.
I'm getting really tired of this bullshit to the point where I don't care if you
think I'm racist or sexist and it's about standing up for myself and my brethren.
89,452
Here is why I think the Obama administration’s dietary guidelines suck:
Here is why I think the
Obama administration’s dietary guidelines suck:
89,453
The obvious novelty of the game is that they look like they’re performing oral sex on their male colleagues.
The obvious novelty of the game is that they look
like they’re performing oral sex on their male colleagues.
89,454
Drink are on me to the 1st gay man to kick 94 year old Nancy Reagan in the cunt.
Drink are on me to the 1st gay man to
kick 94 year old Nancy Reagan in the cunt.
89,455
Cinemax Goes To War With Actress Who Refused To Show Her Nipples By Mack Rawden Random Article Blend
Cinemax Goes To War With Actress Who Refused To
Show Her Nipples By Mack Rawden Random Article Blend
89,456
i heard they banned the goddamn beirut pride ffs 💀 — 𝖓 (@jaureguesus) May 14, 2017 T
i heard they banned the goddamn beirut pride ffs 💀
— 𝖓 (@jaureguesus) May 14, 2017 T
89,457
And according to a new study, all that time indoors is making us stupid.
And according to a new study, all
that time indoors is making us stupid.
89,458
Evan Goldstein, a Manhattan surgeon who has pioneered the practice of making buttholes beautiful and more sexually compatible through Botox, tightening and loosening procedures.
Evan Goldstein, a Manhattan surgeon who has pioneered the practice of making
buttholes beautiful and more sexually compatible through Botox, tightening and loosening procedures.
89,459
Over here, everybody in the establishment in the political class, Republican, Democrat, media, you name it, is all claiming that what Trump said is dumb, stupid, reckless, dangerous, unconstitutional, while it is the law of the land.
Over here, everybody in the establishment in the political class, Republican, Democrat, media, you name it, is all
claiming that what Trump said is dumb, stupid, reckless, dangerous, unconstitutional, while it is the law of the land.
89,460
and fight this bullshit on all possible levels, I definitely can't understand some trends you can spot here and now.
and fight this bullshit on all possible levels, I definitely
can't understand some trends you can spot here and now.
89,461
Choudary is not some foolish clown or irrelevant loudmouth, as some like to pretend.
Choudary is not some foolish clown or irrelevant
loudmouth, as some like to pretend.
89,462
Ruby and Pyrrha were together, so she had not fucked everything up.
Ruby and Pyrrha were together, so
she had not fucked everything up.
89,463
Student: I don’t believe that being transgender means that you have some sort of mental illness,
Student: I don’t believe that being transgender
means that you have some sort of mental illness,
89,464
“I saw a lot of b---jobs, guys having sex, guys masturbating, I really saw the whole gamut,” Gelot, who lived in the complex for five years, said.
“I saw a lot of b---jobs, guys having sex, guys masturbating, I really
saw the whole gamut,” Gelot, who lived in the complex for five years, said.
89,465
"Post-Mortem Decapitation by Domestic Dogs," a 2011 research paper written by a team of Germans, is pretty fucking heavy reading.
"Post-Mortem Decapitation by Domestic Dogs," a 2011 research
paper written by a team of Germans, is pretty fucking heavy reading.
89,466
Kansas City Cops Tell Man They'll Kill His Dogs And Destroy His Home If Forced To Obtain A Search Warrant
Kansas City Cops Tell Man They'll Kill His Dogs
And Destroy His Home If Forced To Obtain A Search Warrant
89,467
The ‘it’ in question was Patrick’s penis which for absolutely no good reason decided to become erect.
The ‘it’ in question was Patrick’s penis
which for absolutely no good reason decided to become erect.
89,468
The reaction was as expected and here is a sample – nothing sucks like getting your ASS kicked and that is exactly what happened to these pathetic excuses for politicians on tax reform.
The reaction was as expected and here is a sample – nothing sucks like getting your ASS
kicked and that is exactly what happened to these pathetic excuses for politicians on tax reform.
89,469
“I’m sorry I voted for the son of a bitch, I really am,” said Art Jones, who the Anti-Defamation League identifies as a Holocaust denier who has been dressing in Nazi garb and celebrating Hitler since the 1970s.
“I’m sorry I voted for the son of a bitch, I really am,” said Art Jones, who
the Anti-Defamation League identifies as a Holocaust denier who has been dressing in Nazi garb and celebrating Hitler since the 1970s.
89,470
Dictator Islam Karimov has become infamous for "boiling his opponents."
Dictator Islam Karimov has become infamous
for "boiling his opponents."
89,471
[Editor’s note: You would have to be a real moron to believe voter turnout was really so low.
[Editor’s note: You would have to be a
real moron to believe voter turnout was really so low.
89,472
Meminist shirts are just making fun of feminism because the people who wear them don’t give a shit about women and are obviously misogynists and/or don’t actually know what feminism means.
Meminist shirts are just making fun of feminism because the people who wear them don’t give
a shit about women and are obviously misogynists and/or don’t actually know what feminism means.
89,473
A 50-year-old man arrived at a hospital in Honduras with a penis that was 'black and decaying' according to medical staff.
A 50-year-old man arrived at a hospital in Honduras with a
penis that was 'black and decaying' according to medical staff.
89,474
Soon after the birth of their first child, she said Aslam changed and became verbally and physically abusive towards her, calling her a "f****** fat bitch".
Soon after the birth of their first child, she said Aslam changed and became verbally and physically
abusive towards her, calling her a "f****** fat bitch".
89,475
You seem to be returning the looks but I can’t figure out if you’re eye-raping me back, or if it’s more of a “what the fuck is this girl staring at” kind of look.
You seem to be returning the looks but I can’t figure out if you’re eye-raping me back
, or if it’s more of a “what the fuck is this girl staring at” kind of look.
89,476
Also, when I gently pinch the head of my penis it hurts in there really bad.
Also, when I gently pinch the head of
my penis it hurts in there really bad.
89,477
Said project is GOTHAM, a new TV series from THE MENTALIST creator Bruno Heller that will chart the early years of Commissioner Gordon, before The Bat showed up and joined in the fight to rid the streets of assholes.
Said project is GOTHAM, a new TV series from THE MENTALIST creator Bruno Heller that will chart the early years
of Commissioner Gordon, before The Bat showed up and joined in the fight to rid the streets of assholes.
89,478
Woman claiming to be his ex-girlfriend suing for giving her genital herpes when they dated in 2010
Woman claiming to be his ex-girlfriend suing
for giving her genital herpes when they dated in 2010
89,479
So soak it up, and then go forth and drop knowledge on some fools.
So soak it up, and then go
forth and drop knowledge on some fools.
89,480
As I read in the reports the soles of the shoes are considered the ultimate insult in Arab culture, well a kick in the ass is considered the ultimate insult in every place in the world and this is what George W.
As I read in the reports the soles of the shoes are considered the ultimate insult in Arab culture, well
a kick in the ass is considered the ultimate insult in every place in the world and this is what George W.
89,481
Broken Bones ends on a refrain: "F--- you, we will not listen to your bullshit and lies."
Broken Bones ends on a refrain: "F--- you,
we will not listen to your bullshit and lies."
89,482
Amid the escalating 'war on cash', Nigerian hookers have turned to 'cashless sex' with point-of-sale machines.
Amid the escalating 'war on cash', Nigerian hookers have turned
to 'cashless sex' with point-of-sale machines.
89,483
No shit, there I was, wearing some ugly sweatpants, a green t-shirt and a brown coat that was altogether ugly and far too big for my scrawny figure, yet at the same time I was supposedly working for the highest tech organization in the world.
No shit, there I was, wearing some ugly sweatpants, a green t-shirt and a brown coat that was altogether ugly and
far too big for my scrawny figure, yet at the same time I was supposedly working for the highest tech organization in the world.
89,484
Most erect penises average anywhere from 4 to 7 inches – with 5 being the mean.
Most erect penises average anywhere from 4 to
7 inches – with 5 being the mean.
89,485
“It’s a stupid, inexcusable and historically illiterate mistake.
“It’s a stupid,
inexcusable and historically illiterate mistake.
89,486
Crap, that’s like a whole freakin’ day of ramming powder, wadding & ball for a meassley xd4+whatever of damage!
Crap, that’s like a whole freakin’ day of ramming
powder, wadding & ball for a meassley xd4+whatever of damage!
89,487
"It's not that the medium is in its adolescence, it's that you're a bunch of ****ing adolescents."
"It's not that the medium is in its adolescence, it's
that you're a bunch of ****ing adolescents."
89,488
The reality about this news is that a new Predator film on the way and it happens to now be in the hands of one person who fucking gets it!
The reality about this news is that a new Predator film on the way and
it happens to now be in the hands of one person who fucking gets it!
89,489
The woman has a treasure trove of comments poking fun at mainstream feminists and showing them for the prattling, hypocritical idiots they are.
The woman has a treasure trove of comments poking fun at mainstream
feminists and showing them for the prattling, hypocritical idiots they are.
89,490
The words "lectu mihi mars" were intended to be heard as "Leck du mich im Arsch" ("lick my arse"), a phrase commonly used in Mozart's family circle.
The words "lectu mihi mars" were intended to be heard as "Leck du mich im
Arsch" ("lick my arse"), a phrase commonly used in Mozart's family circle.
89,491
One entry, emailed to football fans around the world, calls for the “rape and slaughter” of whites and the murder of President Jacob Zuma.
One entry, emailed to football fans around the world, calls for the
“rape and slaughter” of whites and the murder of President Jacob Zuma.
89,492
Say goodbye to the king of "Conventional Idiocy": CNN newscaster Rick Sanchez has been fired.
Say goodbye to the king of "Conventional Idiocy
": CNN newscaster Rick Sanchez has been fired.
89,493
She was described as "arrogant" and "stupid" and insulted as a "corporate slut" and a "piece of shit."
She was described as "arrogant" and "stupid" and insulted
as a "corporate slut" and a "piece of shit."
89,494
Lucy: F’ this.. -sprays him with holy water- Power of Christ Compels ya, Bitch!
Lucy: F’ this.. -sprays him with
holy water- Power of Christ Compels ya, Bitch!
89,495
A man reportedly approached a group of three youths on Johnson Road, Marton, before singling out the victim and saying: “Give me a fag in five seconds or I’ll hit you.”
A man reportedly approached a group of three youths on Johnson Road, Marton, before singling out the
victim and saying: “Give me a fag in five seconds or I’ll hit you.”
89,496
Meanwhile, he was standing outside because his damn office was on fire.
Meanwhile, he was standing outside because
his damn office was on fire.
89,497
In the bath the other day, my three year old said, “Mama, if I stretch out, I”ll touch your vulva.”
In the bath the other day, my three year old said,
“Mama, if I stretch out, I”ll touch your vulva.”
89,498
Throw on a bearskin rug and TA-DA, you're that pedophilic creep Mr.
Throw on a bearskin rug and TA-
DA, you're that pedophilic creep Mr.
89,499
With a name like slime mold, it's understandable that you would expect these organisms to be ugly and disgusting.
With a name like slime mold, it's understandable that
you would expect these organisms to be ugly and disgusting.