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89,500	Pete and Alisha Arnold are the most horrible people in all the Interweb land.	Pete and Alisha Arnold are the most	horrible people in all the Interweb land.
89,501	What we're saying is, for a genius, Isaac Newton was kind of an idiot.	What we're saying is, for a genius	, Isaac Newton was kind of an idiot.
89,502	Yes, so much of it does need a Page 1 rewrite, including that bullshit about the Senate and the Second Amendment.	Yes, so much of it does need a Page 1 rewrite	, including that bullshit about the Senate and the Second Amendment.
89,503	If you’re tired of the Virgin Mary appearing in burnt toast and the Lord Jesus materializing in bird shit, here’s a little variety: a tree that weeps “tears of God.”	If you’re tired of the Virgin Mary appearing in burnt toast and the Lord Jesus materializing in	bird shit, here’s a little variety: a tree that weeps “tears of God.”
89,504	It’d be similar to a game developer calling all of their customers dumb jerks, or an athlete going on national television and saying that he hates the city for which he plays, and the fans of the team he’s on.	It’d be similar to a game developer calling all of their customers dumb jerks, or an athlete going on national	television and saying that he hates the city for which he plays, and the fans of the team he’s on.
89,505	The vests said ‘I love rape’ and ‘fuck the Syrians’ (Picture: Facebook)	The vests said ‘I love rape’ and	‘fuck the Syrians’ (Picture: Facebook)
89,506	And maybe you’ve been as irritated by the game’s constant stream of idiotic status updates as I have.	And maybe you’ve been as irritated by the game	’s constant stream of idiotic status updates as I have.
89,507	Bush with a noose around his neck “for you winey liberals that said it didn’t exist… like I said your double standards are pathetic!”	Bush with a noose around his neck “for you winey liberals that said	it didn’t exist… like I said your double standards are pathetic!”
89,508	When she didn’t respond, he followed her down the street, screaming “you don’t even speak English, go back to your fucking country, I’m going to kill you.”	When she didn’t respond, he followed her down the street, screaming “you don’t	even speak English, go back to your fucking country, I’m going to kill you.”
89,509	Next these idiots started cluttering up Facebook, Tumblr, and Google+ not only with their own junk, but with the “masterpieces” of other digital aesthetes that they’d discovered and just had to share with the world.	Next these idiots started cluttering up Facebook, Tumblr, and Google+ not only with their own junk, but with	the “masterpieces” of other digital aesthetes that they’d discovered and just had to share with the world.
89,510	And wouldn't you know that those crazy bastards at Hennessey Performance went and set themselves another speed record there yet again?	And wouldn't you know that those crazy bastards at Hennessey	Performance went and set themselves another speed record there yet again?
89,511	Congressman Slams NBA & NFL, Let Players Have Their Damn Weed!!!	Congressman Slams NBA & NFL, Let	Players Have Their Damn Weed!!!
89,512	Send her skinny ass to jail or force to to appear in a Michael Bay movie, either way is punishment.	Send her skinny ass to jail or force to to appear	in a Michael Bay movie, either way is punishment.
89,513	The rest of his crew are feral, but he cannot bring himself to kill them.	The rest of his crew are feral, but	he cannot bring himself to kill them.
89,514	into effeminate hysteria, charging that the Republicans were just nasty bigots:	into effeminate hysteria, charging that	the Republicans were just nasty bigots:
89,515	It is normally found in the vagina, living in balance with bacteria and other microbes.	It is normally found in the vagina,	living in balance with bacteria and other microbes.
89,516	This blog is run by corny white people pretending to be black by awkwardly inserting “motherfuckin” and “shit” in their recipes.	This blog is run by corny white people pretending to be black by	awkwardly inserting “motherfuckin” and “shit” in their recipes.
89,517	Erika was right when she said, “A dose of Dubai reality is about to slap the sh-- out of these bitches.”	Erika was right when she said, “A dose of Dubai	reality is about to slap the sh-- out of these bitches.”
89,518	Also Read: Michael Rapaport Blasts Alt-Right as 'Nazi C--suckers,' 'Racist Pricks'	Also Read: Michael Rapaport Blasts Alt-Right as	'Nazi C--suckers,' 'Racist Pricks'
89,519	Flying Dog Brewery, responsible for the Raging Bitch IPA, is taking the winnings from a long legal battle and using it to start a free speech group.	Flying Dog Brewery, responsible for the Raging Bitch IPA, is taking the winnings	from a long legal battle and using it to start a free speech group.
89,520	Ball so hard, motherfuckers want to impose a monetary penalty on me due to my violation of various by-laws that I’m contractually obligated to follow.	Ball so hard, motherfuckers want to impose a monetary penalty on me due to	my violation of various by-laws that I’m contractually obligated to follow.
89,521	Created by organizational psychologist Samuel West and due to open in Sweden in June, the museum celebrates the screw-ups, the well-intentioned but poorly considered, and the outright idiotic.	Created by organizational psychologist Samuel West and due to open in Sweden in June, the museum celebrates	the screw-ups, the well-intentioned but poorly considered, and the outright idiotic.
89,522	"You don’t have to be a f**cking rocket scientist to figure it out after a while."	"You don’t have to be a f**cking rocket	scientist to figure it out after a while."
89,523	Chapter 1 - The Chancellor and COUNT DOOKU THE FEUDALIST PRICK WHO SUCKS ON THE PENIS OF CAPITALISM corporately collude	Chapter 1 - The Chancellor and COUNT DOOKU THE FEUDALIST	PRICK WHO SUCKS ON THE PENIS OF CAPITALISM corporately collude
89,524	“When you spell Gay wrong but your phone auto corrects it to Fag”.	“When you spell Gay wrong but your	phone auto corrects it to Fag”.
89,525	(This is why the poll at the bottom of British Cycling’s article is rather stupid – “would you prefer to be fed shit, or shit with a crispy sugar coating?”)	(This is why the poll at the bottom of British Cycling’s article is rather stupid –	“would you prefer to be fed shit, or shit with a crispy sugar coating?”)
89,526	The lonely souls who curl up every night with their Fleshlight masturbator now have a new accessory to lust over: A rod that heats up your Fleshlight sleeve to 135 degrees, which is apparently the perfect vaginal temperature.	The lonely souls who curl up every night with their Fleshlight masturbator now have a new accessory to lust over	: A rod that heats up your Fleshlight sleeve to 135 degrees, which is apparently the perfect vaginal temperature.
89,527	Data against personal details is so fucking sexy sometimes, and the first three grafs of this story are an excellent example of this.”	Data against personal details is so fucking sexy sometimes, and the first	three grafs of this story are an excellent example of this.”
89,528	ut don’t call these drones lucky because during mating, their genitals explode and snap off inside the queen!	ut don’t call these drones lucky because during mating	, their genitals explode and snap off inside the queen!
89,529	“You can trust that I am not going to all of a sudden let something as meaningless as friendship prevent me from being the callous sack of shit you all know and love.”	“You can trust that I am not going to all of a sudden let something as meaningless	as friendship prevent me from being the callous sack of shit you all know and love.”
89,530	So I can’t shit and piss all over this girl for her overly specific, and kind of aggressive, Tinder profile.	So I can’t shit and piss all over this girl for	her overly specific, and kind of aggressive, Tinder profile.
89,531	88 mph, of course, is the speed at which you’re gonna see some serious shit Doc’s heavily modified DeLorean can travel through time.	88 mph, of course, is the speed at which you’re gon	na see some serious shit Doc’s heavily modified DeLorean can travel through time.
89,532	Men get a sudden, sharp pain and then the penis turns black and blue.	Men get a sudden, sharp pain and	then the penis turns black and blue.
89,533	And he added that he was “embarrassed because I masturbated in the lounge, and it was possible that the ejaculate may have gone from my hands to the woman’s blanket.”	And he added that he was “embarrassed because I masturbated in the lounge, and it	was possible that the ejaculate may have gone from my hands to the woman’s blanket.”
89,534	There’s a lot of zombie stuff out there, and most of it is crap.	There’s a lot of zombie stuff out	there, and most of it is crap.
89,535	White people by force conquered nations through thievery, murder, and inhumane treatment throughout history and to date.	White people by force conquered nations through thievery, murder	, and inhumane treatment throughout history and to date.
89,536	TORONTO – The editors of the Beaverton offer our deepest regrets to Saskatchewan Prime Minister Brad Wall for our recent tweet where we called him a “fucking fuck face.”	TORONTO – The editors of the Beaverton offer our deepest regrets to Saskatchewan Prime Minister Brad	Wall for our recent tweet where we called him a “fucking fuck face.”
89,537	No discounts. Are they trying to alienate figure collectors? Because they are doing a hell of a job. This is some bullshit.	No discounts. Are they trying to alienate figure collectors? Because they	are doing a hell of a job. This is some bullshit.
89,538	The War on Christmas is real, and Purell hand sanitizer is leading the charge with a trench knife between our fucking teeth.	The War on Christmas is real, and Purell hand sanitizer is	leading the charge with a trench knife between our fucking teeth.
89,539	Maybe we could someday just push a little poo icon in Chrome and the bullshit would get flagged.	Maybe we could someday just push a little poo	icon in Chrome and the bullshit would get flagged.