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Because what the fuck kind of backwards hick-bullshit hell hole has my mother moved me to?
Because what the fuck kind of backwards hick-
bullshit hell hole has my mother moved me to?
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And Obama, rightly, looks like a man with a pole shoved so far up his rectum that the glint of steel is visible behind his eyes.
And Obama, rightly, looks like a man with a pole shoved so
far up his rectum that the glint of steel is visible behind his eyes.
92,302
My life’s been shit and a whirlwind, but KRISTIN THIS IS FOR YOU (shes been pestering me to start posting again).
My life’s been shit and a whirlwind, but KRISTIN THIS IS
FOR YOU (shes been pestering me to start posting again).
92,303
His odd sexual awakening had had a disturbing effect on him, causing him to spend less time thinking up ways to kill/torture/publicly humiliate Chris and more time trying to figure out how to make Chris fuck him.
His odd sexual awakening had had a disturbing effect on him, causing him to spend less time thinking up ways
to kill/torture/publicly humiliate Chris and more time trying to figure out how to make Chris fuck him.
92,304
We don’t know why he’s cockney, but his name is Mars and clearly he’s a jerk.
We don’t know why he’s cockney, but
his name is Mars and clearly he’s a jerk.
92,305
Community members had accused him of talking to animals and using an invisible penis to sleep with women in the informal settlement.
Community members had accused him of talking to animals and using
an invisible penis to sleep with women in the informal settlement.
92,306
Many people were upset with the show's language, including moments where Fey's character Liz Lemon "called someone a son of a bitch" and an unidentified actor said, "Kiss my daughter's ass."
Many people were upset with the show's language, including moments where Fey's character Liz Lemon "called
someone a son of a bitch" and an unidentified actor said, "Kiss my daughter's ass."
92,307
Practical effects wizard Stan Winston is rolling over in his grave. Yes, I know wizards aren't real, it was a... you know what? Fuck it. Shut down the internet. We're done here. [H/T BuzzFeed]
Practical effects wizard Stan Winston is rolling over in his grave. Yes, I know wizards aren't real, it was a
... you know what? Fuck it. Shut down the internet. We're done here. [H/T BuzzFeed]
92,308
And, as if by magic, the most beautiful pinch atop his browned head, tightly sliced by the anus of some kind of goddess.
And, as if by magic, the most beautiful pinch atop his
browned head, tightly sliced by the anus of some kind of goddess.
92,309
The refugees, local people and police beat him because he was mentally ill and he used to disturb people.
The refugees, local people and police beat him because
he was mentally ill and he used to disturb people.
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Start pretending you believe some bullshit liberal feminist belief and see how quick they are to agree with you.
Start pretending you believe some bullshit liberal feminist belief and
see how quick they are to agree with you.
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We have a nice thing going here, and if you fuck with that you’re going to have some pretty angry young white men on your hands.
We have a nice thing going here, and if you fuck with that
you’re going to have some pretty angry young white men on your hands.
92,312
Krislian Rodriguez got booted off last season of "America's Next Top Model" for "oozing sex" a little too much ... but that feature works just fine at the beach.
Krislian Rodriguez got booted off last season of "America's Next Top Model" for "
oozing sex" a little too much ... but that feature works just fine at the beach.
92,313
That is, when your penis snaps and unleashes a tornado of pain on your poor body.
That is, when your penis snaps and unleashes
a tornado of pain on your poor body.
92,314
“Some dickhead ... tried to say that my voice isn't me on record," she says over the cries of screaming fans. "Dude, suck my dick.”
“Some dickhead ... tried to say that my voice isn't me on record,"
she says over the cries of screaming fans. "Dude, suck my dick.”
92,315
These days, everyone likes to laugh and point fingers at our dumb idiot ancestors who were so dumb, they thought the Irish were bad immigrants.
These days, everyone likes to laugh and point fingers at our dumb idiot
ancestors who were so dumb, they thought the Irish were bad immigrants.
92,316
Men, here's another reason to work up a sweat: It boosts your sperm count.
Men, here's another reason to work up
a sweat: It boosts your sperm count.
92,317
Great Negro Plot of 1741: The Rumors And Lies That Led To Execution Of Over 30 Black Americans In New York City 0
Great Negro Plot of 1741: The Rumors And Lies That Led
To Execution Of Over 30 Black Americans In New York City 0
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“It’s mainly about personalities and ‘your mother sucked rotten eggs,’” he lamented to O’Connor.
“It’s mainly about personalities and ‘your mother
sucked rotten eggs,’” he lamented to O’Connor.
92,319
With love from a Grabbed Pussy,” Dunham captured her photo, adding the hashtag “#imanasshole.”
With love from a Grabbed Pussy,” Dunham captured
her photo, adding the hashtag “#imanasshole.”
92,320
“I wanted it over with — I wanted out,” Leigh Corfman told the Washington Post, noting that he guided her hand to his penis.
“I wanted it over with — I wanted out,” Leigh Corfman
told the Washington Post, noting that he guided her hand to his penis.
92,321
Bushiroad’s World Champion ship finals aired a couple days ago, it was a complete shit show and completely embarrassing for everyone to watch.
Bushiroad’s World Champion ship finals aired a couple days ago, it
was a complete shit show and completely embarrassing for everyone to watch.
92,322
‘violence without passion is pointless, it’s like fucking without coming’
‘violence without passion is pointless,
it’s like fucking without coming’
92,323
“I’m named after Rakim, and I’m finally facing what it means: I was born to do this shit,” Rocky explained to GQ.
“I’m named after Rakim, and I’m finally facing what it means
: I was born to do this shit,” Rocky explained to GQ.
92,324
Problem: Philip was, in his own words, "high as shit" on crystal meth.
Problem: Philip was, in his own words
, "high as shit" on crystal meth.
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He’s an exploitative, amoral, murderous drug dealer (his worst moment is when he slices a homeless man’s throat with a razor blade because the homeless man mouthed off to him earlier in the movie).
He’s an exploitative, amoral, murderous drug dealer (his worst moment is when he slices a homeless
man’s throat with a razor blade because the homeless man mouthed off to him earlier in the movie).
92,326
Me being the dickhead that I am, when that 205er pulled out of the (UFC) Dublin card I put myself forward when I really shouldn’t have.
Me being the dickhead that I am, when that 205er pulled out of the
(UFC) Dublin card I put myself forward when I really shouldn’t have.
92,327
But Mr Hannan tweeted this morning that the claims of an increase in the cost of Chilean wine was "idiotic."
But Mr Hannan tweeted this morning that the claims of an
increase in the cost of Chilean wine was "idiotic."
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Post shot back, saying "bruh it sucks you're so ignorant I used to like your shit. how're you gonna say anything about when you've never met me?"
Post shot back, saying "bruh it sucks you're so ignorant I used to like your
shit. how're you gonna say anything about when you've never met me?"
92,329
Daw, 23, is expected to be served with a summons today over charges relating to penile, oral and digital rape allegations.
Daw, 23, is expected to be served with a summons
today over charges relating to penile, oral and digital rape allegations.
92,330
The month of August has been full of headlines that don’t necessarily correlate to a positive outlook for the team, but, thankfully, idiots’ opinions like mine don’t guarantee the outcome of the season.
The month of August has been full of headlines that don’t necessarily correlate to a positive outlook for the
team, but, thankfully, idiots’ opinions like mine don’t guarantee the outcome of the season.
92,331
Because it turns out that women are just terrible as human beings.
Because it turns out that women
are just terrible as human beings.
92,332
Talk about setting up a straw man and then beating the shit out of him.
Talk about setting up a straw man and
then beating the shit out of him.
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Gameplay is about as exciting and motivating as pulling a scab off your dog's scrotum.
Gameplay is about as exciting and motivating as
pulling a scab off your dog's scrotum.
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Then I saw him getting into a Twitter altercation with another tweeter in which the person told him to "get the fuck off Hillary's back".
Then I saw him getting into a Twitter altercation with another tweeter in which
the person told him to "get the fuck off Hillary's back".
92,335
“Emotional abuse” doesn’t do justice to the way this bitch unmade my brain.
“Emotional abuse” doesn’t do justice
to the way this bitch unmade my brain.
92,336
The message read: “We have our sights set on you, and by Allah we will kill every single infidel student at this school #McAuleySchoolMassacre”.
The message read: “We have our sights set on you, and by
Allah we will kill every single infidel student at this school #McAuleySchoolMassacre”.
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Swan n' Mingus is tha only crew thugz whoz ass have rocked up on every last muthafuckin basement mixtape.
Swan n' Mingus is tha only crew thugz whoz
ass have rocked up on every last muthafuckin basement mixtape.
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stupid-horny then says "no sex", that’s just cruel, and I doubt many
stupid-horny then says "no sex"
, that’s just cruel, and I doubt many
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"Oh my God, that's terrible! What's the good news?" "You see that hot blonde who's half my age? I'm fucking her." Posted by Daniel Radosh
"Oh my God, that's terrible! What's the good news?" "You see
that hot blonde who's half my age? I'm fucking her." Posted by Daniel Radosh
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Baek, however, chased her and masturbated on the staircase and continued to masturbate thereafter.
Baek, however, chased her and masturbated
on the staircase and continued to masturbate thereafter.
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It’s problematic, it’s hurtful, and it’s just plain stupid,” she wrote.
It’s problematic, it’s hurtful, and
it’s just plain stupid,” she wrote.
92,342
“I don’t know dick about pools, but make no mistake, Uncle Joe can figure out that shit.
“I don’t know dick about pools, but make
no mistake, Uncle Joe can figure out that shit.
92,343
I’d like to draw Sydney with different hairstyles every now and then, but braids are much more time consuming to draw and color than ponytails, and French Braids are a straight up pain in the ass.
I’d like to draw Sydney with different hairstyles every now and then, but braids are much more time
consuming to draw and color than ponytails, and French Braids are a straight up pain in the ass.
92,344
These SORs are the seed that contains the entire tree of the homosexual agenda with all of its poisonous fruit.
These SORs are the seed that contains the entire tree
of the homosexual agenda with all of its poisonous fruit.
92,345
“You know, in the insect world, some males pierce the female’s abdomen with their sharp penis, injects her with their sperm and then leaves,” he said.
“You know, in the insect world, some males pierce the female’s abdomen with
their sharp penis, injects her with their sperm and then leaves,” he said.
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Namely, that their lives were a bizarre shit-storm of mental breakdowns, drug-induced genius and tremendous backlash from the societies they lived in.
Namely, that their lives were a bizarre shit-storm of mental breakdowns
, drug-induced genius and tremendous backlash from the societies they lived in.
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As you'll no doubt recall, Becker allegedly drugged her husband's food and, when he lay down feeling sick, tied him to the bed and cut off his penis with a kitchen knife.
As you'll no doubt recall, Becker allegedly drugged her husband's food and, when he lay
down feeling sick, tied him to the bed and cut off his penis with a kitchen knife.
92,348
Nikola Mirotic has been a bad ass while getting big minutes per game.
Nikola Mirotic has been a bad ass
while getting big minutes per game.
92,349
At this point, another passenger tells the woman to “get the f**k off the train.”
At this point, another passenger tells the woman
to “get the f**k off the train.”
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It kinda sucks that I got this information before seeing the movie.
It kinda sucks that I got
this information before seeing the movie.
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Every time I’m on, Netflix is just advertising Peaky Blinders, and I’m like, “What the fuck is a peaky blinder?”
Every time I’m on, Netflix is just advertising Peaky Blinders, and
I’m like, “What the fuck is a peaky blinder?”
92,352
The play Shopping and Fucking examines this issue, and many more, with the most brutal, straightforward and honest means.
The play Shopping and Fucking examines this issue, and many
more, with the most brutal, straightforward and honest means.
92,353
You want to talk about Instagram likes and all that other bullsh*t.
You want to talk about Instagram
likes and all that other bullsh*t.
92,354
This is an honest-to-god numerical index that TD calculates for every one of its employees; it is used to determine how egregiously they can afford to fuck their people over.
This is an honest-to-god numerical index that TD calculates for every one of its
employees; it is used to determine how egregiously they can afford to fuck their people over.
92,355
“Who gives a shit if you have no leg room and the seats are stiff?
“Who gives a shit if you have
no leg room and the seats are stiff?
92,356
The United States ranks somewhere in the lower-middle of the world penis-size rankings.
The United States ranks somewhere in the lower-
middle of the world penis-size rankings.
92,357
It’s cool to scoff at the nuclear family, but the children of single mothers are fucked (sometimes literally).
It’s cool to scoff at the nuclear family, but
the children of single mothers are fucked (sometimes literally).
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But what they dont fucking tell you......is that the primary ingredient is something called "olean" which I have since learned is Latin for "Unwashable & Indestructible Ass Grease."
But what they dont fucking tell you......is that the primary ingredient is something called "
olean" which I have since learned is Latin for "Unwashable & Indestructible Ass Grease."
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The worst part is that, for fucking YEARS, every American fighting game fan knew - we KNEW - that Justin would be our savior.
The worst part is that, for fucking YEARS, every American fighting
game fan knew - we KNEW - that Justin would be our savior.
92,360
It sounded – still sounds, in fact – completely bat-shit mental.
It sounded – still sounds, in
fact – completely bat-shit mental.
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I lost my kids to an ex almost two decades ago to a bullshit court who equated being gay to being a child molester, so I lost my babies their 22 and 18 but haven’t been in the same room since he baby was still in diapers.
I lost my kids to an ex almost two decades ago to a bullshit court who equated being gay to being a child molester,
so I lost my babies their 22 and 18 but haven’t been in the same room since he baby was still in diapers.
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You really have to ask yourself, why would the Clinton’s be so interested in protecting and helping this scumbag.
You really have to ask yourself, why would the Clinton
’s be so interested in protecting and helping this scumbag.
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Republicans, on the other hand, are much less likely to give a damn.
Republicans, on the other hand, are
much less likely to give a damn.
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With love from a Grabbed Pussy by the very tolerant @jenna_wb #imanasshole A photo posted by Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) on Oct 31, 2016 at 6:36pm PDT
With love from a Grabbed Pussy by the very tolerant @jenna_wb #imanasshole A photo
posted by Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) on Oct 31, 2016 at 6:36pm PDT
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Shortly behind that, is sex, life on the road, different kinds of drugs, their own balls and how California is, like, totally fake and stuff.
Shortly behind that, is sex, life on the road, different kinds of drugs
, their own balls and how California is, like, totally fake and stuff.
92,366
The name probably refers to the short anal fin rays that characterise this species.
The name probably refers to the short
anal fin rays that characterise this species.
92,367
Ever since Steve Bannon let the cat out of the open bag (Hillary is dumb) she has set about on a national tour to prove it.
Ever since Steve Bannon let the cat out of the open bag (Hillary
is dumb) she has set about on a national tour to prove it.
92,368
It depicts a black slave being boiled alive above a huge cauldron.
It depicts a black slave being
boiled alive above a huge cauldron.
92,369
Share and share alike: a male chimp will give up his hard-earned catch for sex
Share and share alike: a male chimp will
give up his hard-earned catch for sex
92,370
Today I sit down with him to talk about his forthcoming book Writing Without Bullshit: Boost Your Career by Saying What You Mean.
Today I sit down with him to talk about his forthcoming book
Writing Without Bullshit: Boost Your Career by Saying What You Mean.
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In the clip, Santiago points his gun right at the victim William Cunningham’s head and yells, “I dare you to fucking fight me, son.”
In the clip, Santiago points his gun right at the victim William Cunningham’s
head and yells, “I dare you to fucking fight me, son.”
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Despite the book’s end, she told them to make sure that Marvel made room for “more titles by women about women kicking ass.”
Despite the book’s end, she told them to make sure that Marvel
made room for “more titles by women about women kicking ass.”
92,373
In a Sunday Tweet, Wheaton called House Speaker Ryan a “worthless sack of sh*t” for saying that the residents of the Texas community where the mass murder occurred “need our prayers."
In a Sunday Tweet, Wheaton called House Speaker Ryan a “worthless sack of sh*t” for
saying that the residents of the Texas community where the mass murder occurred “need our prayers."
92,374
CLEARFIELD – A Curwensville woman will be spending time in jail for having sex with two teen boys.
CLEARFIELD – A Curwensville woman will be spending time
in jail for having sex with two teen boys.
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A play in which actors with Down's Syndrome are beaten, tortured, forced to eat excrement and perform in sex orgies has caused a storm in the Swiss city of Zurich.
A play in which actors with Down's Syndrome are beaten, tortured, forced to eat
excrement and perform in sex orgies has caused a storm in the Swiss city of Zurich.
92,376
He discovered that injecting papaverine into the penis causes an erection.
He discovered that injecting papaverine into
the penis causes an erection.
92,377
In another alleged screenshot, a person identified as Cash says “you were a stupid cunt so that’s what I called you…any questions???”
In another alleged screenshot, a person identified as Cash says “you were a
stupid cunt so that’s what I called you…any questions???”
92,378
In Germany, it’s perfectly legal to kiss someone without her consent, grab her breasts, or fondle her genitals in a public space as long as she doesn’t fight back.
In Germany, it’s perfectly legal to kiss someone without her consent, grab her breasts
, or fondle her genitals in a public space as long as she doesn’t fight back.
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So, I want to start out talking about the endless shit stream that is Twitter.
So, I want to start out talking
about the endless shit stream that is Twitter.
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"He just sat there with this stupid smile on his face the whole time," one source said.
"He just sat there with this stupid smile on
his face the whole time," one source said.
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A couple said, 'You deserve to die.'" » read more via DNAinfo Chicago
A couple said, 'You deserve to die
.'" » read more via DNAinfo Chicago
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She has quickly become, as some put it, the queen of shitty robots.
She has quickly become, as some put
it, the queen of shitty robots.
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But there's one man who can settle any bet just by unzipping his pants: Jonah Falcon, owner of the world's biggest human penis.
But there's one man who can settle any bet just by unzipping his
pants: Jonah Falcon, owner of the world's biggest human penis.
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Worse still, the inebriated man’s even more drunk mate in an horrendous pink shirt thrust himself forward and demanded to know “What the f**** I was doing in his bar?”
Worse still, the inebriated man’s even more drunk mate in an horrendous pink shirt thrust himself forward
and demanded to know “What the f**** I was doing in his bar?”
92,385
Zimmerman referred to criminals who commit home invasions, and to Trayvon (by erroneously assuming Trayvon might be about to commit a home invasion) as "as*holes" and "f*cking punks."
Zimmerman referred to criminals who commit home invasions, and to Trayvon (by erroneously assuming Trayvon might
be about to commit a home invasion) as "as*holes" and "f*cking punks."
92,386
If the navy defects, then the government will be cut off from the world and 100% fucked as they starve to death in the cities.
If the navy defects, then the government will be cut off from the
world and 100% fucked as they starve to death in the cities.
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(Quite possibly this is the same person or group of people who came up with beers called “Crazy Bitch,” “Donkey Punch,” and “Ester the Wild Bitch.”)
(Quite possibly this is the same person or group of people who came up with beers called
“Crazy Bitch,” “Donkey Punch,” and “Ester the Wild Bitch.”)
92,388
People use #BlackLivesMatter to denote that given our criminal “justice” system, African-Americans are frequently targeted, endangered and at times killed largely because they are black.
People use #BlackLivesMatter to denote that given our criminal “justice” system, African
-Americans are frequently targeted, endangered and at times killed largely because they are black.
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At the same press conference, HHS officials also suggested that people shouldn't eat lip balm "because, come on, don't be an idiot."
At the same press conference, HHS officials also suggested that people shouldn't eat
lip balm "because, come on, don't be an idiot."
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“I didn’t say I was going to shoot the president,” he added, explaining that he’s simply “pissed off at the system” because “we’re about to lose our [health-care] benefits because of this asshole.”
“I didn’t say I was going to shoot the president,” he added, explaining that he’s simply “pissed
off at the system” because “we’re about to lose our [health-care] benefits because of this asshole.”
92,391
Two pupils who drew a giant penis on a school lawn using weed killer two years ago can still admire their work from satellite photos now posted on the internet.
Two pupils who drew a giant penis on a school lawn using weed killer two
years ago can still admire their work from satellite photos now posted on the internet.
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There's a GIF presumably shown in dogfood versions of the app to remind people to keep their big fat mouths shut.
There's a GIF presumably shown in dogfood versions of the
app to remind people to keep their big fat mouths shut.
92,393
Time for green beer (oh, wait this is AleMeals, no goddamn green beer) and corned beef.
Time for green beer (oh, wait this is
AleMeals, no goddamn green beer) and corned beef.
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This is the path I'm taking to not suck at design anymore, as frankly, I'm getting tired of sucking.
This is the path I'm taking to not suck at design
anymore, as frankly, I'm getting tired of sucking.
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We will conquer your Rome, break your crosses, and enslave your women. - Mohammed al-Adnani, spokesman for the Islamic State group
We will conquer your Rome, break your crosses, and enslave your
women. - Mohammed al-Adnani, spokesman for the Islamic State group
92,396
You’ll really tell those stupid assbags in Deafheaven what’s what.
You’ll really tell those stupid
assbags in Deafheaven what’s what.
92,397
She inserted a potato inside her private parts to avoid getting pregnant.
She inserted a potato inside her
private parts to avoid getting pregnant.
92,398
Apart from its pretty damn impressive ability to make other penis-toting little men, here are six crazy things you didn’t know your penis could do.
Apart from its pretty damn impressive ability to make other penis-toting little men
, here are six crazy things you didn’t know your penis could do.
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“[But] I would say my top three are maybe ‘The Math of Love Triangles,’ ‘Remember That We Suffered,’ and ‘We Tapped That Ass.’”
“[But] I would say my top three are maybe ‘The Math of Love Triangles
,’ ‘Remember That We Suffered,’ and ‘We Tapped That Ass.’”