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Rebecca even bought new clothes for the 'date' unaware Davies had been boasting to his friends how easy it would be to kill her
Rebecca even bought new clothes for the 'date' unaware Davies had
been boasting to his friends how easy it would be to kill her
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I think it’s going to take nothing short of an act of God to get these mother fuckers at Showtime to pay us the CHEW option money. — Layman (@themightylayman) May 8, 2013
I think it’s going to take nothing short of an act of God to get these mother fuckers
at Showtime to pay us the CHEW option money. — Layman (@themightylayman) May 8, 2013
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The photo above shows a pair of underwear wedged between a man's asscheeks.
The photo above shows a pair of
underwear wedged between a man's asscheeks.
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You known I've made a huge mistake or said something really dumb.
You known I've made a huge
mistake or said something really dumb.
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So go and pick some pigsty in the slums of smelly England and have your MISERABLE holiday there.
So go and pick some pigsty in the slums
of smelly England and have your MISERABLE holiday there.
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After finishing a 12 week program, spending a day with some fellow meatheads jumping over fire and dead lifting boulders and shit would be a badass way to get some active rest.
After finishing a 12 week program, spending a day with some fellow meatheads jumping over fire
and dead lifting boulders and shit would be a badass way to get some active rest.
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When Cox, who is a freshman at Westminster College in New Wilmington, Pennsylvania, thought he was opening up his usual care package from his mom, what he found inside instead was trash.
When Cox, who is a freshman at Westminster College in New Wilmington, Pennsylvania, thought he
was opening up his usual care package from his mom, what he found inside instead was trash.
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Otherwise I'd be swearing to you up and down right now it's three stick figures having an orgy on a giant penis surfboard.
Otherwise I'd be swearing to you up and down right now it
's three stick figures having an orgy on a giant penis surfboard.
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Dubbed Liquid ASS, it smells as expected: “butt crack, kind of a sewer smell with a hint of dead animal.”
Dubbed Liquid ASS, it smells as expected: “butt crack,
kind of a sewer smell with a hint of dead animal.”
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I have to look at your disgusting eyeball billboard when I drive?
I have to look at your
disgusting eyeball billboard when I drive?
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There’s a huge scandal raging in the crossword world, bigger even than when the New York Times put SCUMBAG in 43 Down.
There’s a huge scandal raging in the crossword world, bigger
even than when the New York Times put SCUMBAG in 43 Down.
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“I’m doing my community service and this guy, he’s been propositioning me, asking me about my tits,” Milho says at the beginning of the video.
“I’m doing my community service and this guy, he’s been propositioning me
, asking me about my tits,” Milho says at the beginning of the video.
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Briefly, an idiot plot depends upon one or more characters being idiots.
Briefly, an idiot plot depends upon
one or more characters being idiots.
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Police said the man had bruises and lacerations and thought he was masturbating in a stall.
Police said the man had bruises and lacerations
and thought he was masturbating in a stall.
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History is littered with so many horrible best man speeches, and groomsman speeches, and maid of honor speeches, and bridesmaid speeches, and "Who is that drunk asshole and why is he toasting?"
History is littered with so many horrible best man speeches, and groomsman speeches, and maid of honor
speeches, and bridesmaid speeches, and "Who is that drunk asshole and why is he toasting?"
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“I don’t want to get into details, but Russia has a lot of shit it’s dealing with at the moment.
“I don’t want to get into details, but Russia
has a lot of shit it’s dealing with at the moment.
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The elves catch a glimpse of a firm, plump buttock and they begin to cry.
The elves catch a glimpse of a firm
, plump buttock and they begin to cry.
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Unless you leave responses on ‘Anonymous‘ and then it takes precisely 0.4 seconds for the shit to hit the fan.
Unless you leave responses on ‘Anonymous‘ and then it
takes precisely 0.4 seconds for the shit to hit the fan.
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Niggas telling me I wouldn't exist without 90s hip hop as if I don't have a mother or father. — Vince Staples (@vincestaples) October 28, 2015
Niggas telling me I wouldn't exist without 90s hip hop as if I don't
have a mother or father. — Vince Staples (@vincestaples) October 28, 2015
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Lawrence Singleton, despised rapist, dies / He chopped off teenager's arms in 1978
Lawrence Singleton, despised rapist, dies /
He chopped off teenager's arms in 1978
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If only some woman could please just come out and accuse the man of raping her, this would all be so much simpler.
If only some woman could please just come out and accuse the
man of raping her, this would all be so much simpler.
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And, that pompous little bastard better not claim executive privilege.
And, that pompous little bastard
better not claim executive privilege.
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He ranted about going through college without ever having sex or kissing a girl, constantly being rejected and treated "like scum."
He ranted about going through college without ever having sex or kissing
a girl, constantly being rejected and treated "like scum."
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Graphic details have emerged around the suicide attempt of rapper Andre Johnson, who cut off his penis and testicles before jumping out his West Hollywood, Calif., apartment last week.
Graphic details have emerged around the suicide attempt of rapper Andre Johnson, who cut off
his penis and testicles before jumping out his West Hollywood, Calif., apartment last week.
92,224
Tipping is stupid, unnecessarily complicated, bad for restaurants, and arguably illegal.
Tipping is stupid, unnecessarily complicated,
bad for restaurants, and arguably illegal.
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In the lawsuit filed by Asaro, she claims the post read, "White men, women and children should be raped and killed.
In the lawsuit filed by Asaro, she claims the post read,
"White men, women and children should be raped and killed.
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According to Rose, the colleague then became aggressive, saying, “Do you want to punch me in the dick?”
According to Rose, the colleague then became aggressive, saying,
“Do you want to punch me in the dick?”
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Yo momma so white, the colour from outer space hit her up and she look like a Pantone wheel.
Yo momma so white, the colour from outer space
hit her up and she look like a Pantone wheel.
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US people of color still more likely to be exposed to pollution than white people
US people of color still more likely
to be exposed to pollution than white people
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He also called him a shit Elton John, which we don’t get at all.
He also called him a shit Elton John
, which we don’t get at all.
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NBC not even hiding how much they are in the tank for Hillary with this idiotic tweet. https://t.co/T0nCrK5nxA — Deplorable Nat Shupe (@NatShupe) October 10, 2016
NBC not even hiding how much they are in the tank for Hillary with this
idiotic tweet. https://t.co/T0nCrK5nxA — Deplorable Nat Shupe (@NatShupe) October 10, 2016
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You're an asshole," the woman, Cara Jennings, yelled at Scott over a frazzled Starbucks employee, who, let's face it, has seen worse things in a Florida Starbucks.
You're an asshole," the woman, Cara Jennings, yelled at Scott over a frazzled
Starbucks employee, who, let's face it, has seen worse things in a Florida Starbucks.
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Over the past few weeks, a number of my friends have surprised me with questions about my gayness: Do you think you’ll be gay your whole life?
Over the past few weeks, a number of my friends have surprised me with
questions about my gayness: Do you think you’ll be gay your whole life?
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White liberals blame themselves and accept guilt, while Jews continue to do what is good for Jews and blame Whites;
White liberals blame themselves and accept guilt, while Jews continue
to do what is good for Jews and blame Whites;
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Shut up or I will shut you up,” the “fabricated” note, as Anderson labeled it, said.
Shut up or I will shut you up,” the
“fabricated” note, as Anderson labeled it, said.
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I am a pretty shitty artist so it’ll be fun to see how my drawing from today compares to my drawing 2 years from now.
I am a pretty shitty artist so it’ll be fun to see
how my drawing from today compares to my drawing 2 years from now.
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You can't have all the best guys in the world beating the living s**t out of each other every day.
You can't have all the best guys in the world
beating the living s**t out of each other every day.
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It apparently depicts the metzitzah b’peh ritual, the controversial practice in which a mohel sucks the blood from an infant’s penis after circumcision.
It apparently depicts the metzitzah b’peh ritual, the controversial practice in which
a mohel sucks the blood from an infant’s penis after circumcision.
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Do you "love women", but just hate feminism because it's part of a globalist cultural Marxist conspiracy to ruin video games by censorship of vagina bones?
Do you "love women", but just hate feminism because it's part
of a globalist cultural Marxist conspiracy to ruin video games by censorship of vagina bones?
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Should gay men use language ― like “faggot” ― that’s historically been utilize in a derogatory way to describe them and other men who have sex with men?
Should gay men use language ― like “faggot” ― that’s historically been utilize
in a derogatory way to describe them and other men who have sex with men?
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Stupid ghoul put it next to his radioactive rotgut, now when I drink it my piss glows.
Stupid ghoul put it next to his radioactive rotgut
, now when I drink it my piss glows.
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In the absence of an overconcerned attention to detail, you can fairly easily discern that Nicki is the baddest bitch alive and wholly owned that interview.
In the absence of an overconcerned attention to detail, you can fairly easily
discern that Nicki is the baddest bitch alive and wholly owned that interview.
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Varicocele might be noticed as soft lumps, usually above the testicle and mostly on the left side of the scrotum.[
Varicocele might be noticed as soft lumps, usually above the
testicle and mostly on the left side of the scrotum.[
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Crack Whore is a solitaire adventure dice game where you play the character of a prostitute who is trying to escape the street life.
Crack Whore is a solitaire adventure dice game where you play the
character of a prostitute who is trying to escape the street life.
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If TrumpCare dies, the White House won’t forget who killed it — and plans on keeping a “shit list” of Republicans who stood in their way.
If TrumpCare dies, the White House won’t forget who killed it — and
plans on keeping a “shit list” of Republicans who stood in their way.
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The allegations against Filner include playing grab ass, slipping his hand inside of a woman’s bra, and shoving his tongue down a woman’s throat with subordinates and constituents.
The allegations against Filner include playing grab ass, slipping his hand inside of a woman
’s bra, and shoving his tongue down a woman’s throat with subordinates and constituents.
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But their analysis of financial matters and stock market activity is not just biased, but astonishingly stupid.
But their analysis of financial matters and stock market
activity is not just biased, but astonishingly stupid.
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As a result, student protesters confronted Weinstein on campus in a video that has since made national headlines, shouting “fuck you, you piece of shit” and asking him to apologize for his email.
As a result, student protesters confronted Weinstein on campus in a video that has since made national headlines
, shouting “fuck you, you piece of shit” and asking him to apologize for his email.
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Trump vulgarly describing how he liked to grab women by the genitals and force kisses on them.
Trump vulgarly describing how he liked to grab women
by the genitals and force kisses on them.
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If there’s two things they like, it’s watching wrestling and buying shitty merch.
If there’s two things they like,
it’s watching wrestling and buying shitty merch.
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A group of neighbors near Raymond Cree Middle School are not happy that the school has installed solar panels – because fuck you, fuck your kids, and fuck mother nature.
A group of neighbors near Raymond Cree Middle School are not happy that the school has
installed solar panels – because fuck you, fuck your kids, and fuck mother nature.
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Do these SHITLORDS not realize they fucking bombed the Japanese???
Do these SHITLORDS not realize they
fucking bombed the Japanese???
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Imagine in a few years from now when I'm super famous and you get to brag to your friend and be like "Hey, I was one of those guys that helped him get into a situation where he could stop working shitty retail jobs." and they're like "Nuh-uh, fool.
Imagine in a few years from now when I'm super famous and you get to brag to your friend and be like "Hey, I was one of
those guys that helped him get into a situation where he could stop working shitty retail jobs." and they're like "Nuh-uh, fool.
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It was, at some 100 feet across, and mounted on tiny casters, nothing less than a massive Chinese arse.
It was, at some 100 feet across, and mounted
on tiny casters, nothing less than a massive Chinese arse.
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THRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.
THRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the
dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.
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Every year, towards the end of January, we’re subjected to a particularly annoying and persistent form of bullshit in the national news known as "Blue Monday".
Every year, towards the end of January, we’re subjected to a particularly annoying
and persistent form of bullshit in the national news known as "Blue Monday".
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“Instead of challenging stupid skills like rearranging candy or shooting birds, you’re actually challenging someone’s programming and math skills,” says Sloyan of CodeFights .
“Instead of challenging stupid skills like rearranging candy or shooting birds, you’re
actually challenging someone’s programming and math skills,” says Sloyan of CodeFights .
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The module encouraged secondary school pupils to learn how to kiss, masturbate, touch the breasts and genitals through clothes as well as undress each other and stroke each other's body without clothes.
The module encouraged secondary school pupils to learn how to kiss, masturbate, touch the breasts and
genitals through clothes as well as undress each other and stroke each other's body without clothes.
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Include what they're asking from you and it will show up on TV so the people of the Philippines can just tune in and they would know the idiots who are corrupting this country.]
Include what they're asking from you and it will show up on TV so the people of
the Philippines can just tune in and they would know the idiots who are corrupting this country.]
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“Every day I wake up, I see all this bullshit going on in the world.
“Every day I wake up, I see
all this bullshit going on in the world.
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Have you or someone you love been appointed to an important House technology subcommittee, despite being a total dumbass?
Have you or someone you love been appointed to an
important House technology subcommittee, despite being a total dumbass?
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(1) Hang (I mean hang publicly, so that people see it) at least 100 kulaks, rich bastards, and known bloodsuckers.
(1) Hang (I mean hang publicly, so that people see
it) at least 100 kulaks, rich bastards, and known bloodsuckers.
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they say with a stupid, sly smile, as if they came up with this witty retort to American exceptionalism.
they say with a stupid, sly smile, as if
they came up with this witty retort to American exceptionalism.
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The aspiring Muslim serial killer has already become known as the “Kindergarten bomber.”
The aspiring Muslim serial killer has already become
known as the “Kindergarten bomber.”
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. Other avid bikers got more personal, calling Greenlick "an idiot" in angry emails.
. Other avid bikers got more personal,
calling Greenlick "an idiot" in angry emails.
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When Elsokary, who was unarmed, intervened, the man reportedly said, "ISIS [expletive], I will cut your throat, go back to your country."
When Elsokary, who was unarmed, intervened, the man reportedly said, "ISIS
[expletive], I will cut your throat, go back to your country."
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1. If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally, you live in a country run by idiots.
1. If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but
not for being in the country illegally, you live in a country run by idiots.
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"When you read articles every day about how much you suck, it's tough," Eberle said, via Sportsnet.
"When you read articles every day about how much you suck
, it's tough," Eberle said, via Sportsnet.
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That white people find it difficult to conceive that a black person could be pulled over so many times is ridiculous.
That white people find it difficult to conceive that a black
person could be pulled over so many times is ridiculous.
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Texas Democrats and late-term abortion advocates chanted “f*ck the church!”
Texas Democrats and late-term abortion
advocates chanted “f*ck the church!”
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For many people, it’s surprisingly easy to dismiss “The Donald” as a moronic blowhard.
For many people, it’s surprisingly easy to
dismiss “The Donald” as a moronic blowhard.
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… Ted Cruz, you’re a treasonous piece of garbage, why don’t you go back to Canada where your roots are?”
… Ted Cruz, you’re a treasonous piece of garbage, why
don’t you go back to Canada where your roots are?”
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After telling the operator that “these assholes always get away,” Zimmerman mumbled something under his breath.
After telling the operator that “these assholes always get
away,” Zimmerman mumbled something under his breath.
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I say upon this occasion I do not perceive that because the white man is to have the superior position the negro should be denied everything.
I say upon this occasion I do not perceive that because the white
man is to have the superior position the negro should be denied everything.
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I think that’s because, as the antagonist, I was never saying ‘you people all suck.’
I think that’s because, as the antagonist,
I was never saying ‘you people all suck.’
92,275
Setting aside the inherent moonbattery, it takes a particular type of stupid to launch a highly public verbal assault against the family of the President of the United States.
Setting aside the inherent moonbattery, it takes a particular type of stupid to launch
a highly public verbal assault against the family of the President of the United States.
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Taking a trick from the narcotics trade - which has long smuggled drugs in body cavities - Asieri had a pound of high explosives, plus a detonator inserted in his rectum.
Taking a trick from the narcotics trade - which has long smuggled drugs in body cavities
- Asieri had a pound of high explosives, plus a detonator inserted in his rectum.
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They claimed to be offering 'actual bullshit' for a mere $6 to U.S. residents only.
They claimed to be offering 'actual bullshit'
for a mere $6 to U.S. residents only.
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yone who thinks Baltimore has no music scene is either lazy or ignorant.
yone who thinks Baltimore has no music
scene is either lazy or ignorant.
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They seem to have a kind of ‘chip blindness’.” Chip shop owner Roy Hobbs said: “Chips are good, therefore more chips are better. Anyone who tells you different is an idiot.”
They seem to have a kind of ‘chip blindness’.” Chip shop owner Roy Hobbs said:
“Chips are good, therefore more chips are better. Anyone who tells you different is an idiot.”
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She has that all-around curvy body which you’d want an experienced mature penis specialist to have, offering you her delightful hairy honey pot.
She has that all-around curvy body which you’d want an experienced
mature penis specialist to have, offering you her delightful hairy honey pot.
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One minute they could be accusing a fellow Housewife of communicating with demons (real example), the next they could be announcing their divorce by a shitty e-card post on Instagram (also real example).
One minute they could be accusing a fellow Housewife of communicating with demons (real example), the next
they could be announcing their divorce by a shitty e-card post on Instagram (also real example).
92,282
My micropenis is approximately one inch long when flaccid and 2.7 inches long when fully erect.
My micropenis is approximately one inch long when
flaccid and 2.7 inches long when fully erect.
92,283
“We are not here for you to fuckin’ open your mouth and protest!”
“We are not here for you to
fuckin’ open your mouth and protest!”
92,284
Though it's now usually just an all-purpose derogation, a cop-show synonym for "dirtbag," "creep" or "lowlife," scumbag originally meant "condom" (to many, "used condom" - scum being slang for semen).
Though it's now usually just an all-purpose derogation, a cop-show synonym for "dirtbag," "creep" or
"lowlife," scumbag originally meant "condom" (to many, "used condom" - scum being slang for semen).
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I cringe when I look back at all of the stupid asides and egregious oversharing.
I cringe when I look back at all
of the stupid asides and egregious oversharing.
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Bitch Planet, Black Panther and March Book Three all took home a boatload of nominations.
Bitch Planet, Black Panther and March Book
Three all took home a boatload of nominations.
92,287
Generally when you see Pairs Hilton on your TV screen it is a negative thing, however when South Park rolled her out in the episode Stupid Spoiled Whore it was a thing of joy.
Generally when you see Pairs Hilton on your TV screen it is a negative thing, however when
South Park rolled her out in the episode Stupid Spoiled Whore it was a thing of joy.
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You buy a car here, a Dairy Milk there, it all just fucking vanishes.
You buy a car here, a Dairy
Milk there, it all just fucking vanishes.
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So I have no time or sympathy for people that ask stupid or redundant questions.
So I have no time or sympathy for
people that ask stupid or redundant questions.
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It’s an issue she avoids like the plague for good reason, she’s guilty as hell.
It’s an issue she avoids like the plague
for good reason, she’s guilty as hell.
92,291
In SCUM, you play as a prisoner on Bagne de Cayenne (also known as Devil’s Island), where the titular TV show SCUM is being broadcast this season.
In SCUM, you play as a prisoner on Bagne de Cayenne (also known as
Devil’s Island), where the titular TV show SCUM is being broadcast this season.
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If you haven't heard by now, Steve Jobs pretty much lost his sh-- (shut yo mouth!)
If you haven't heard by now, Steve Jobs
pretty much lost his sh-- (shut yo mouth!)
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THE families of slain US soldiers have lashed out at Donald Trump, branding him a “fat f**king liar”, after he falsely said past presidents had never called them.
THE families of slain US soldiers have lashed out at Donald Trump, branding him a
“fat f**king liar”, after he falsely said past presidents had never called them.
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'Pig-f***er': David Cameron (pictured top-left), who proposed the Brexit vote and resigned as Prime Minister afterward was described as a 'pig-f***er' in the foul-mouthed, nine-minute rant against pro-Brexit figures
'Pig-f***er': David Cameron (pictured top-left), who proposed the Brexit vote and resigned as Prime Minister
afterward was described as a 'pig-f***er' in the foul-mouthed, nine-minute rant against pro-Brexit figures
92,295
Men BUILT this fucking civilization and we're supposed to kneel before the vagina just because?
Men BUILT this fucking civilization and we're
supposed to kneel before the vagina just because?
92,296
In recent years, an alarming number of startups have come up with the terrible idea that what women really want is to shove an Apple Watch up our vaginas.
In recent years, an alarming number of startups have come up with the terrible
idea that what women really want is to shove an Apple Watch up our vaginas.
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This disgusting concoction that you are currently staring at is what one would call a Rochester-style Garbage Plate.
This disgusting concoction that you are currently staring at is
what one would call a Rochester-style Garbage Plate.
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Minnesota is next. California is working on it and probably will file in January. Keep it coming, and suck it Trump & Paj!
Minnesota is next. California is working on it and probably will file
in January. Keep it coming, and suck it Trump & Paj!
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But it was the first moment of many that I paused playback, looked around my empty apartment, and said, out loud, to no one: Fuck.
But it was the first moment of many that I paused playback, looked around
my empty apartment, and said, out loud, to no one: Fuck.