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Maybe it's the fact that they are so used to not being the "norm" that they don't give a fuck about conforming to what's expected of "men."
Maybe it's the fact that they are so used to not being the "norm"
that they don't give a fuck about conforming to what's expected of "men."
92,401
‘When I was walking Dustin to his limo, he felt my ass four times’
‘When I was walking Dustin to his
limo, he felt my ass four times’
92,402
Damn the Bremoaners and their plot to subvert the will of the British people”.
Damn the Bremoaners and their plot to subvert
the will of the British people”.
92,403
“He’s playing the American people for suckers: He gets a free ride to the White House, and all we get is a lousy hat.”
“He’s playing the American people for suckers: He gets a free ride
to the White House, and all we get is a lousy hat.”
92,404
The memo reportedly states that Facebook can detect in real time when young people are feeling stressed, defeated, overwhelmed, anxious, nervous, stupid, silly, useless and a failure.
The memo reportedly states that Facebook can detect in real time when young people are feeling stressed
, defeated, overwhelmed, anxious, nervous, stupid, silly, useless and a failure.
92,405
Travis and Wenona Rossiter, an Oregon couple, are among a special type of shitty parents: those who let their kids die of a treatable disease, rather than take them to a doctor.
Travis and Wenona Rossiter, an Oregon couple, are among a special type of shitty parents:
those who let their kids die of a treatable disease, rather than take them to a doctor.
92,406
I don’t care what they are, who they sleep with, men’s room was designed for the penis, women’s not so much.
I don’t care what they are, who they sleep with, men
’s room was designed for the penis, women’s not so much.
92,407
Loved the original Prototype, It was abusive some times but It was really fun HATED the second part seriously FUCK Prototype 2, The devs totally ruined his original personality and transform him into a really cliche villain.
Loved the original Prototype, It was abusive some times but It was really fun HATED the second part seriously
FUCK Prototype 2, The devs totally ruined his original personality and transform him into a really cliche villain.
92,408
And you thought shitty service, price gouging, bandwidth caps, and making it possible to watch 19 Kids and Counting were your cable company’s only sins.
And you thought shitty service, price gouging, bandwidth caps, and making it
possible to watch 19 Kids and Counting were your cable company’s only sins.
92,409
“Amelia Earhart wouldn’t give a fuck Amelia Earhart would go see Das Racist all by herself.”
“Amelia Earhart wouldn’t give a fuck Amelia Earhart
would go see Das Racist all by herself.”
92,410
They threatened to rape her, and told her they would kill her husband and daughter if he did not stop ‘playing with fire’.
They threatened to rape her, and told her they would kill her
husband and daughter if he did not stop ‘playing with fire’.
92,411
Archie Bunker now has entered our language as a euphemism for a stupid White man who thinks racism is good and diversity is bad.
Archie Bunker now has entered our language as a euphemism for a
stupid White man who thinks racism is good and diversity is bad.
92,412
You know, just once in this lifetime, I would like my favorite team to acquire a legendary skill position player who does NOT turn out to be a complete fucking shithead.
You know, just once in this lifetime, I would like my favorite team to acquire
a legendary skill position player who does NOT turn out to be a complete fucking shithead.
92,413
It's also easy to add or remove players from both Realms and/or Realms Clubs, so don't be a jerk!
It's also easy to add or remove players from both
Realms and/or Realms Clubs, so don't be a jerk!
92,414
1] Cum shots may also depict ejaculation onto another performer's body, such as on the genitals, buttocks, chest or tongue.
1] Cum shots may also depict ejaculation onto another performer's body
, such as on the genitals, buttocks, chest or tongue.
92,415
Goddamn, Brad Domke’s skimboarding antics are overshadowed on Stab, click-wise, only by a nude Maya Gabeira, or Dane’s new edit.
Goddamn, Brad Domke’s skimboarding antics are overshadowed on Stab, click-
wise, only by a nude Maya Gabeira, or Dane’s new edit.
92,416
Canberra father Graham Dillon pleads guilty over 9yo son Bradyn's death
Canberra father Graham Dillon pleads guilty
over 9yo son Bradyn's death
92,417
Her small breasts moved freely beneath a painted Dothraki vest . . ."
Her small breasts moved freely beneath a
painted Dothraki vest . . ."
92,418
Asian Lady Beetles will swarm into your home and cause a nasty cleanup.
Asian Lady Beetles will swarm into your
home and cause a nasty cleanup.
92,419
You have a novel coming out, “Holy Cow,” about a traumatized cow, a sassy turkey and a pig converting to Judaism.
You have a novel coming out, “Holy Cow,” about
a traumatized cow, a sassy turkey and a pig converting to Judaism.
92,420
Blacks, Amerindians, and Jews all owned slaves in America, but we hear nothing of this.
Blacks, Amerindians, and Jews all owned slaves
in America, but we hear nothing of this.
92,421
Considering that Ronda Rousey, the UFC's undefeated bantamweight champion, has proven she can kick anybody's ass in less than five minutes, no one in their right mind would want to piss her off.
Considering that Ronda Rousey, the UFC's undefeated bantamweight champion, has proven she can kick anybody's
ass in less than five minutes, no one in their right mind would want to piss her off.
92,422
You’re disgraceful, you are a woman lacking moral fibre, you are intellectually dishonest and you are not welcome here.”
You’re disgraceful, you are a woman lacking moral fibre,
you are intellectually dishonest and you are not welcome here.”
92,423
Kevin Smith is recounting the time he told Harvey Weinstein to shut the fuck up.
Kevin Smith is recounting the time he told
Harvey Weinstein to shut the fuck up.
92,424
I fail to see anything remotely liberatory about having some hack with bad politics dictating who I can fuck.
I fail to see anything remotely liberatory about having some
hack with bad politics dictating who I can fuck.
92,425
Rollison was taken to Polk County Jail’s booking room where a body scan alerted deputies that a pipe and a prescription bottle containing 2 grams of crack cocaine and cocaine powder was inside her vagina.
Rollison was taken to Polk County Jail’s booking room where a body scan alerted deputies that a
pipe and a prescription bottle containing 2 grams of crack cocaine and cocaine powder was inside her vagina.
92,426
Next to her body was a note: “Go back to your own country, you terrorist.”
Next to her body was a note: “Go
back to your own country, you terrorist.”
92,427
This all came just minutes after Madison Square Garden chanted, “Ovi sucks.”
This all came just minutes after Madison Square
Garden chanted, “Ovi sucks.”
92,428
American tycoon Maurice Taylor has refused to rescue doomed French Goodyear plant in Amiens out of frustration at the nation's 'stupid' labour laws
American tycoon Maurice Taylor has refused to rescue doomed French Goodyear plant in
Amiens out of frustration at the nation's 'stupid' labour laws
92,429
“Malik looked over at us at one point and said ‘I’m gonna come over there and slap the s*** out of you.’
“Malik looked over at us at one point and said ‘I’m gon
na come over there and slap the s*** out of you.’
92,430
Here are just a few of the ugly bastard progeny that the unholy union of sitcom writers and head trauma victims produced over the years:
Here are just a few of the ugly bastard progeny that the unholy
union of sitcom writers and head trauma victims produced over the years:
92,431
They warned squid-lovers to remove internal organs if consuming it raw, or to boil them long enough to kill the sperm bags.
They warned squid-lovers to remove internal organs if consuming it raw
, or to boil them long enough to kill the sperm bags.
92,432
Then we have a band that will drag your ass into the pit of Hades with each listen, and they go by the name of THE OMINOUS CIRCLE.
Then we have a band that will drag your ass into the pit of Hades
with each listen, and they go by the name of THE OMINOUS CIRCLE.
92,433
You, as a lawyer, have to go running and screaming to the nearest trademark office, with your face in blue warpaint, ready to fuck up some Englishmen with your claymore.
You, as a lawyer, have to go running and screaming to the nearest trademark office
, with your face in blue warpaint, ready to fuck up some Englishmen with your claymore.
92,434
Led by a man known only as the Chief, the idiots build a wall around downtown to keep out the Drifters and the stupidest people, the Shamblers, who don’t know how to tie shoes or button buttons; they wander around, naked and barefoot.
Led by a man known only as the Chief, the idiots build a wall around downtown to keep out the Drifters and the stupidest
people, the Shamblers, who don’t know how to tie shoes or button buttons; they wander around, naked and barefoot.
92,435
Eminem once opined that any comparison should begin at the penis, but I'd beg to differ.
Eminem once opined that any comparison should begin at
the penis, but I'd beg to differ.
92,436
"Look, it was a 24-minute, take you to the beach, kick your butt, kick sand in your face type deal.
"Look, it was a 24-minute, take you to the beach
, kick your butt, kick sand in your face type deal.
92,437
But I have to tell you that if somebody just told me some of the things listed below, I would be a shitload better at all this crap by now.
But I have to tell you that if somebody just told me some of the things
listed below, I would be a shitload better at all this crap by now.
92,438
I want to take a look at what we can do with this guy as I know he can be a total pain the ass and seems like he’s super fun to play.
I want to take a look at what we can do with this guy as I know
he can be a total pain the ass and seems like he’s super fun to play.
92,439
“I told them I am not removing the penis for you or because of your complaints.
“I told them I am not removing the
penis for you or because of your complaints.
92,440
I see any hirez tag signed in and I'm going to kline it. Let them host their own god damned server.
I see any hirez tag signed in and I'm going to
kline it. Let them host their own god damned server.
92,441
As for the Jews themselves, they had gone to the gas chambers like lambs to the slaughter.
As for the Jews themselves, they had gone
to the gas chambers like lambs to the slaughter.
92,442
Girl on the right: "As long as he’s Muslim, we can suck his dick."
Girl on the right: "As long as he
’s Muslim, we can suck his dick."
92,443
Reddit could be considered derivative of Digg, if not for the fact that Digg is basically the MySpace of social news site, and no one gives two fucks about MySpace.
Reddit could be considered derivative of Digg, if not for the fact that Digg is
basically the MySpace of social news site, and no one gives two fucks about MySpace.
92,444
When I go wide, wide, wide, I slow down, we almost stop and I look at him to say, “F**K, what the f**k are you doing?”
When I go wide, wide, wide, I slow down, we almost stop and
I look at him to say, “F**K, what the f**k are you doing?”
92,445
This is a disgusting, horrifying tale of what happens when a decent, God-fearing American seeks to righteously bear arms to protect his own family, and instead is oppressed and brainwashed by subhuman liberal freaks seeking to destroy America.
This is a disgusting, horrifying tale of what happens when a decent, God-fearing American seeks to righteously bear
arms to protect his own family, and instead is oppressed and brainwashed by subhuman liberal freaks seeking to destroy America.
92,446
A bazooka that does not explode — and despite the fact it sucks, it throws a pingpong ball or paper ball pretty far!
A bazooka that does not explode — and despite the fact it
sucks, it throws a pingpong ball or paper ball pretty far!
92,447
And even while Adam says that it must taste like metal and loneliness, and Jason says that it probably comes out of Bender's ass, I would like to try it.
And even while Adam says that it must taste like metal and loneliness, and Jason says
that it probably comes out of Bender's ass, I would like to try it.
92,448
Apparently prosecuting hit-and-run drivers is beneath the notice of our police department, and the piece of shit driver who almost killed us both gets off scott free. SFPD hates bicyclists
Apparently prosecuting hit-and-run drivers is beneath the notice of our police department, and
the piece of shit driver who almost killed us both gets off scott free. SFPD hates bicyclists
92,449
This is why Boise State is bs and you are an idiot for thinking otherwise.
This is why Boise State is bs and
you are an idiot for thinking otherwise.
92,450
A staff member then saw Ridley walk out of the store, with his pants undone and his penis exposed.
A staff member then saw Ridley walk out of the
store, with his pants undone and his penis exposed.
92,451
Based on my anecdotal evidence, I can confirm most Chinese Singaporean guys are damn small.
Based on my anecdotal evidence, I can
confirm most Chinese Singaporean guys are damn small.
92,452
Ms. Aduba gives off a much less "I will cut you, bitch" vibe in real life.
Ms. Aduba gives off a much less "I will
cut you, bitch" vibe in real life.
92,453
I think anyone bringing up her health is a f*cking a**hole,” an apparently annoyed Silverman responded.
I think anyone bringing up her health is a
f*cking a**hole,” an apparently annoyed Silverman responded.
92,454
But pity the poor bastard who shows up here any other weekend of the year.
But pity the poor bastard who shows up
here any other weekend of the year.
92,455
Female jail employees conducted a cavity search and say they discovered pieces of a crack cocaine "cookie" hidden in Gross's genitals.
Female jail employees conducted a cavity search and say they discovered pieces
of a crack cocaine "cookie" hidden in Gross's genitals.
92,456
Next time anyone uses that excuse, just show them Swedish pop star Zara Larsson's convincing argument that their logic is bullshit.
Next time anyone uses that excuse, just show them Swedish pop
star Zara Larsson's convincing argument that their logic is bullshit.
92,457
Don’t expect people to stand side by side with you and help you through your fight if you’re going to be a shit head to them.
Don’t expect people to stand side by side with you and help you
through your fight if you’re going to be a shit head to them.
92,458
The All Blacks are also believed to have snubbed the Barbarians because they want to make more money from an alternative fixture.
The All Blacks are also believed to have snubbed the Barbarians
because they want to make more money from an alternative fixture.
92,459
He called insufferable liberal feminist Lena Dunham a “fat pig.”
He called insufferable liberal feminist Lena
Dunham a “fat pig.”
92,460
Sam's Club will be selling PlayStation 4 systems at a discount next week, according to a flyer leaked on Cheap Ass Gamer.
Sam's Club will be selling PlayStation 4 systems at a discount
next week, according to a flyer leaked on Cheap Ass Gamer.
92,461
For information about rings worn on the penis and scrotum as piercings, see Genital piercing § Male genital piercings
For information about rings worn on the penis and scrotum
as piercings, see Genital piercing § Male genital piercings
92,462
The festival took place this past November in — appropriately enough — Fucking, Austria.
The festival took place this past November in
— appropriately enough — Fucking, Austria.
92,463
"I'm fucked in the head alright, I think Imma shoot up a kindergarten and watch the blood of the innocent reign down," Kotaku quotes him as writing.
"I'm fucked in the head alright, I think Imma shoot up a kindergarten
and watch the blood of the innocent reign down," Kotaku quotes him as writing.
92,464
“The Caucasian nation showed up in droves to vote for Trump, so I don’t want to hear a goddamn word about black voter turnout.
“The Caucasian nation showed up in droves to vote for Trump, so
I don’t want to hear a goddamn word about black voter turnout.
92,465
All women are intelligent, kind and honest, according to feminist theory, and all men are stupid, selfish and untrustworthy.
All women are intelligent, kind and honest, according to feminist
theory, and all men are stupid, selfish and untrustworthy.
92,466
And while he still has to get through a primary against Tea Party asshole Matt Bevin, he’s more focused on Alison Lundergan Grimes in the general election.
And while he still has to get through a primary against Tea Party asshole Matt
Bevin, he’s more focused on Alison Lundergan Grimes in the general election.
92,467
ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY: A prime example of what the linguists call 'infixation', in which one word insists on sitting right in the middle of another.
ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY: A prime example of what the linguists call 'infixation
', in which one word insists on sitting right in the middle of another.
92,468
Only “stupid people, or fools," would think that a good relationship with Russia is bad, the incoming president-elect tweeted in a bizarre series of pronouncements on Saturday.
Only “stupid people, or fools," would think that a good relationship with Russia
is bad, the incoming president-elect tweeted in a bizarre series of pronouncements on Saturday.
92,469
Keith Olbermann, he who likes to give out the worst person in the world award, has just garnered the prize from me for the biggest piece of crap in the world.
Keith Olbermann, he who likes to give out the worst person in the world award,
has just garnered the prize from me for the biggest piece of crap in the world.
92,470
The idiot in question is alleged to have been drunk and following a roadway that traced the old trading routes of the region's caravanners.
The idiot in question is alleged to have been drunk and following a
roadway that traced the old trading routes of the region's caravanners.
92,471
Johnson, he had his penis exposed outside of his pants and was physically masturbating,” a sheriff’s report says.
Johnson, he had his penis exposed outside of his pants
and was physically masturbating,” a sheriff’s report says.
92,472
The copy is universally idiotic and it’s the antithesis of what written communication should be.
The copy is universally idiotic and it’s
the antithesis of what written communication should be.
92,473
The dunce cap has long been a visual symbol of idiocy and punishment, but was once seen as something closer to a wizard’s hat.
The dunce cap has long been a visual symbol of idiocy and punishment
, but was once seen as something closer to a wizard’s hat.
92,474
Fuck knows just keep changing stuff Accepted: Oh you were on holiday?
Fuck knows just keep changing stuff Accepted
: Oh you were on holiday?
92,475
If it had affected a beloved liberal pet cause like the transgendering of bathrooms or the murder of unborn babies, you’d better believe that date would be seared in the minds of Americans.
If it had affected a beloved liberal pet cause like the transgendering of bathrooms or the murder of
unborn babies, you’d better believe that date would be seared in the minds of Americans.
92,476
If white people call black people niggers, they are doing their very best to hurt and insult them, as well as to remind them that their ancestors used to be property.
If white people call black people niggers, they are doing their very best to hurt and
insult them, as well as to remind them that their ancestors used to be property.
92,477
Young protester loses eye from rubber bullet, mother wants justice
Young protester loses eye from
rubber bullet, mother wants justice
92,478
"Carl Catermole" is the pseudonym of a guy who once spent a while languishing at Her Majesty's pleasure for what he describes as "some trivial bullshit".
"Carl Catermole" is the pseudonym of a guy who once spent a while languishing
at Her Majesty's pleasure for what he describes as "some trivial bullshit".
92,479
Along with big yellow ducks, here are some of the other bizarre things that the Chinese government has censored, from penis-shaped buildings to empty chairs:
Along with big yellow ducks, here are some of the other bizarre things that
the Chinese government has censored, from penis-shaped buildings to empty chairs:
92,480
There are bare buttocks, exposed breasts, and animal genitals galore.
There are bare buttocks, exposed
breasts, and animal genitals galore.
92,481
A school security guard, with a grudge against the teachers, choked his sister to death one afternoon and buried her nude body in a hole under his living room.
A school security guard, with a grudge against the teachers, choked his sister to
death one afternoon and buried her nude body in a hole under his living room.
92,482
Another seasonal beer, the "Vicieuse," is supposedly "an orgy in your mouth."
Another seasonal beer, the "Vicieuse,"
is supposedly "an orgy in your mouth."
92,483
(RELATED: ‘F**k Donald Trump!’: 4 People Arrested For Torturing Mentally Handicapped Man On Facebook Live)
(RELATED: ‘F**k Donald Trump!’: 4
People Arrested For Torturing Mentally Handicapped Man On Facebook Live)
92,484
Arrest warrants say Leophard shoved his wife against a wall and said, "I will kill you."
Arrest warrants say Leophard shoved his wife against a wall
and said, "I will kill you."
92,485
Below, listen to a track off the eponymous first BlakRoc album, "Stay Off the Fuckin' Flowers" [ft. Raekwon].
Below, listen to a track off the eponymous first BlakRoc album,
"Stay Off the Fuckin' Flowers" [ft. Raekwon].
92,486
Olympic chiefs have slammed the athletes for their stupidity less than two months before competition in London.
Olympic chiefs have slammed the athletes for their stupidity
less than two months before competition in London.
92,487
There is nothing major about its labia majora, curled primly to frame the entrance of the vagina and a clitoris with a hood so dainty that it might even be called cute.
There is nothing major about its labia majora, curled primly to frame the entrance of the
vagina and a clitoris with a hood so dainty that it might even be called cute.
92,488
In the streets of Sana'a, fighters chant, “Death to America, death to Israel, curses to the Jews, and victory to Islam.”
In the streets of Sana'a, fighters chant, “Death to America,
death to Israel, curses to the Jews, and victory to Islam.”
92,489
So, if I’m not for the death penalty, there’s only one way to do it, illegally shoot the son of a bitch.”
So, if I’m not for the death penalty, there’s only
one way to do it, illegally shoot the son of a bitch.”
92,490
So maybe Merry has a standard intelligence, but next to Bella she seems dumb....no, I'm pretty sure she's stupid.She gets stuck places.
So maybe Merry has a standard intelligence, but next to Bella she seems dumb
....no, I'm pretty sure she's stupid.She gets stuck places.
92,491
“Be careful where you step, Pastor Benjamin, this is where the children make their shit”.
“Be careful where you step, Pastor Benjamin,
this is where the children make their shit”.
92,492
At least one man here is a declared foreign agent, at least two are admitted idiots.
At least one man here is a declared foreign
agent, at least two are admitted idiots.
92,493
But as we learned again at the ASSU Senate meeting on Tuesday night, anti-Semitism, though stupid, is not the sole provenance of stupid people.
But as we learned again at the ASSU Senate meeting on Tuesday night, anti
-Semitism, though stupid, is not the sole provenance of stupid people.
92,494
(Had they asked me, I could’ve just said “in bullshit” and saved them all this trouble…)
(Had they asked me, I could’ve just said
“in bullshit” and saved them all this trouble…)
92,495
“Some idiot in the government sent goons out there to set up barricades so they couldn’t see the monument.
“Some idiot in the government sent goons out there to
set up barricades so they couldn’t see the monument.
92,496
If an alien civilization found earth, they wouldn’t look at a person with a penis and say “Oh, that must be a male, sex based on genitalia is the One Universal Constant.”
If an alien civilization found earth, they wouldn’t look at a person with a penis and say
“Oh, that must be a male, sex based on genitalia is the One Universal Constant.”
92,497
The Dictionary of American Slang defines “jagoff” as a variation on “jackoff,” meaning “a stupid incompetent person.”
The Dictionary of American Slang defines “jagoff” as a variation
on “jackoff,” meaning “a stupid incompetent person.”
92,498
You try and put it back in and you will die ... and then we will take over."
You try and put it back in and you will
die ... and then we will take over."
92,499
If it were my granddaughter, I would not treat her like a prostitute like he did.”
If it were my granddaughter, I would not
treat her like a prostitute like he did.”