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93,100 | Their initiation ceremony included men putting their erect penises against one anothers’ on a plate, covered with a napkin. | Their initiation ceremony included men putting their erect penises against one | anothers’ on a plate, covered with a napkin. |
93,101 | The rant got worse once he was in the police cruiser -- "I'm a f**king American, I pay my taxes, get these s**ts off my f**king arm." | The rant got worse once he was in the police cruiser -- "I'm a | f**king American, I pay my taxes, get these s**ts off my f**king arm." |
93,102 | Skepta says, "Say you don't eat pork, don't eat pussy/ Liar, you're just an actor." | Skepta says, "Say you don't eat pork, do | n't eat pussy/ Liar, you're just an actor." |
93,103 | “Guys like Donald Trump—I’m sorry, holding up that faggot flag, it’s unforgivable to me, it’s unforgivable—and in an ideal society, people like Mr Trump would also be put to death as well, and rightfully so.” | “Guys like Donald Trump—I’m sorry, holding up that faggot flag, it’s unforgivable to me, it’s unforgivable | —and in an ideal society, people like Mr Trump would also be put to death as well, and rightfully so.” |
93,104 | A White House adviser with Nazi links dismissed the existence of right-wing domestic terrorists as an Obama plot to “make Americans stupid.” | A White House adviser with Nazi links dismissed the existence of right- | wing domestic terrorists as an Obama plot to “make Americans stupid.” |
93,105 | He is said to have approached his victims from behind and then held them and tried to touch their genitals against their will. | He is said to have approached his victims from behind and then | held them and tried to touch their genitals against their will. |
93,106 | It’s only Monday morning and I’ve already found what is unquestionably the stupidest thing you’ll read this week. | It’s only Monday morning and I’ve already found what | is unquestionably the stupidest thing you’ll read this week. |
93,107 | My hunch is that because these men feel self-conscious about their size (all of them told me as much at some point), they go out of their way to make up for it, excelling at oral sex and making good use of their fingers as well as positions like doggy-style. | My hunch is that because these men feel self-conscious about their size (all of them told me as much at some point), they go | out of their way to make up for it, excelling at oral sex and making good use of their fingers as well as positions like doggy-style. |
93,108 | He catches the teep, pulls you into him a tiny bit and steps forward a tiny bit just enough to get his thigh under the falling leg, then uses his thigh against your teeping leg to take you on a torpedo turn onto your ass. | He catches the teep, pulls you into him a tiny bit and steps forward a tiny bit just enough to get his thigh | under the falling leg, then uses his thigh against your teeping leg to take you on a torpedo turn onto your ass. |
93,109 | To make that simple for your compromised brain, you’re going to die in prison,” Judge Gregory Lasak said as he handed down the sentence Tuesday. | To make that simple for your compromised brain, you’re going to die in | prison,” Judge Gregory Lasak said as he handed down the sentence Tuesday. |
93,110 | The amount was not disclosed, but the paper accepted it was wrong to report Materazzi had called Zidane "the son of a terrorist whore". | The amount was not disclosed, but the paper accepted it was wrong to | report Materazzi had called Zidane "the son of a terrorist whore". |
93,111 | "Many dildos and other sex toys such as vibrators and anal plugs contain a high amount of phthalates, other carcinogenic plasticizers and toxic substances," the paper reads. | "Many dildos and other sex toys such as vibrators and anal plugs contain a high | amount of phthalates, other carcinogenic plasticizers and toxic substances," the paper reads. |
93,112 | I remember here and there that this is an intensely stupid, pointless, and unnecessary way to consume green things, if one is so inclined. | I remember here and there that this is an intensely stupid, pointless, | and unnecessary way to consume green things, if one is so inclined. |
93,113 | In a diverse array of species—including worms, spiders, snails, and bedbugs—the male stabs the female with his penis, injecting sperm directly into her body cavity. | In a diverse array of species—including worms, spiders, snails, and bedbugs— | the male stabs the female with his penis, injecting sperm directly into her body cavity. |
93,114 | And it has consistently been used to denigrate black people as being less worthy of dignity than their white counterparts. | And it has consistently been used to denigrate black people | as being less worthy of dignity than their white counterparts. |
93,115 | For the past two years, Guilherme has gone by Guilherme Carbagiale at the demands of his coach, even though his last name is actually Fuck. | For the past two years, Guilherme has gone by Guilherme Carbagiale at the | demands of his coach, even though his last name is actually Fuck. |
93,116 | After delivering their first LP in six years with Congrats last year, Holy Fuck aren't letting up in releasing more music. | After delivering their first LP in six years with Congrats last year | , Holy Fuck aren't letting up in releasing more music. |
93,117 | This took a fucking age to do, and I even had to upload 5 tracks to Grooveshark myself so I hope you guys appreciate the effort. | This took a fucking age to do, and I even had to upload | 5 tracks to Grooveshark myself so I hope you guys appreciate the effort. |
93,118 | goddamn Soarin’ looks so cold and pale, he almost looks like a metal, especially his ear and wings.. | goddamn Soarin’ looks so cold and pale, he almost | looks like a metal, especially his ear and wings.. |
93,119 | Like Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck, he’s proof that developing the persona of a right-wing, bullshit-slinging asshole can be an excellent strategy for building a mob of angry conservative lemmings as a base for a lucrative cottage industry. | Like Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck, he’s proof that developing the persona of a right-wing, bullshit-slinging | asshole can be an excellent strategy for building a mob of angry conservative lemmings as a base for a lucrative cottage industry. |
93,120 | And if you open your window and listen carefully u’ll most likely hear Nature screaming “Fuck it” | And if you open your window and listen carefully | u’ll most likely hear Nature screaming “Fuck it” |
93,121 | Three white high school football players in the small town of Dietrich, Idaho, are being charged with raping their black teammate. | Three white high school football players in the small town of Dietrich | , Idaho, are being charged with raping their black teammate. |
93,122 | With such an iconic legacy, the memory of Elvis, like his ass, will never be wiped. | With such an iconic legacy, the memory of Elvis | , like his ass, will never be wiped. |
93,123 | Maybe he should have just distributed the pocket guide to euphemisms for vagina? | Maybe he should have just distributed the | pocket guide to euphemisms for vagina? |
93,124 | Eliot ‘Fragments’ in Inventions of the March Hare: O daughter dear daughter I think you are a fool / To run against a man with a john like a mule. | Eliot ‘Fragments’ in Inventions of the March Hare: O daughter dear daughter I think | you are a fool / To run against a man with a john like a mule. |
93,125 | EXCLUSIVE: Punched and sexually attacked in prison, OJ Simpson hires a fellow felon named 'Smoke' to watch his back, fearing inmates are out to get him after the 20th anniversary of Nicole's bloody murder | EXCLUSIVE: Punched and sexually attacked in prison, OJ Simpson hires a fellow felon named 'Smoke' to | watch his back, fearing inmates are out to get him after the 20th anniversary of Nicole's bloody murder |
93,126 | Answered many calls to war, deliverd freedom to many and yet still treated like the worlds biggest sissy. | Answered many calls to war, deliverd freedom to many | and yet still treated like the worlds biggest sissy. |
93,127 | “This idea that African values is all about procreation, is all about sex machines is nonsense; absolute nonsense!” | “This idea that African values is all about procreation, | is all about sex machines is nonsense; absolute nonsense!” |
93,128 | Obviously, MESN's Dan Kolko wanted to reel him in after he yelled "Holy shit!" | Obviously, MESN's Dan Kolko wanted to reel | him in after he yelled "Holy shit!" |
93,129 | This was one of a few hats that we sent to the TF2 team, Skatole was a big front runner but in the end they didnt really want everyone running around with a wet dump on their heads… you could say they thought they idea was a bit shitty… | This was one of a few hats that we sent to the TF2 team, Skatole was a big front runner but in the end they | didnt really want everyone running around with a wet dump on their heads… you could say they thought they idea was a bit shitty… |
93,130 | "I messed with the “fuck u/spez” comments, replacing "spez" with r/the_donald mods for about an hour," Huffman said, indicating that the only thing he secretly altered was the target of the insults. | "I messed with the “fuck u/spez” comments, replacing "spez" with r/the_donald mods for | about an hour," Huffman said, indicating that the only thing he secretly altered was the target of the insults. |
93,131 | My whole crew is rock-solid, and anybody I meet through any of them comes pre-certified; I might not love them, but I can take for granted that they aren’t going to ransack my house or pop some foul shit. | My whole crew is rock-solid, and anybody I meet through any of them comes pre-certified; I might not | love them, but I can take for granted that they aren’t going to ransack my house or pop some foul shit. |
93,132 | Very few people support rape, hate women or are deeply racist… so accusing them of those things can have a powerful effect on how they behave. | Very few people support rape, hate women or are deeply racist… so | accusing them of those things can have a powerful effect on how they behave. |
93,133 | (Somehow those idiot bears figured it out but we still can't get the formula right.) | (Somehow those idiot bears figured it out but | we still can't get the formula right.) |
93,134 | In an interview at Stanford, John Boehner compared Ted Cruz to Lucifer, called him a "son of a bitch," and said he wouldn't vote for Cruz against Hillary. | In an interview at Stanford, John Boehner compared Ted Cruz to Lucifer, called him a | "son of a bitch," and said he wouldn't vote for Cruz against Hillary. |
93,135 | A thought occurred while listening to Dr Dre’s landmark album The Chronic, which starts out like the most fantastic party but somehow devolves into a grim trudge towards the reprehensible final track Bitches Ain’t Shit. | A thought occurred while listening to Dr Dre’s landmark album The Chronic, which starts out like the | most fantastic party but somehow devolves into a grim trudge towards the reprehensible final track Bitches Ain’t Shit. |
93,136 | She claims she was in an aisle seat, and the male masturbator was separated from her “only by the width of the aisle.” | She claims she was in an aisle seat, and the male masturbator | was separated from her “only by the width of the aisle.” |
93,137 | Dumb, dumb, dumb!
UPDATE: OOPS! I think that ace Action4 anchorman Ron Burgundy himself scooped me (in between picking his teeth). Here’s a clip of him making the announcement on Conan O’Brien’s talk show to be aired later tonight: | Dumb, dumb, dumb!
UPDATE: OOPS! I think that ace Action4 anchorman Ron Burgundy himself scooped me (in between | picking his teeth). Here’s a clip of him making the announcement on Conan O’Brien’s talk show to be aired later tonight: |
93,138 | In celebration of Scorsese’s manic take on the Mafia, here are 24 fascinating facts that will make you want take a long walk through the back of the Copa, cut your garlic paper thin, and go home and get your f***ing shine box. | In celebration of Scorsese’s manic take on the Mafia, here are 24 fascinating facts that will make you want take a long | walk through the back of the Copa, cut your garlic paper thin, and go home and get your f***ing shine box. |
93,139 | “I’m gonna tell you what: you hold coaches accountable, players accountable, hold the damn officials accountable. | “I’m gonna tell you what: you hold | coaches accountable, players accountable, hold the damn officials accountable. |
93,140 | But the main focus point, if you don't miss it, is Trump's micropenis surrounded by blonde curly genital hair. | But the main focus point, if you don't miss it | , is Trump's micropenis surrounded by blonde curly genital hair. |
93,141 | Could sex with one prostitute really be 10 times better or 100 times better than sex with another? | Could sex with one prostitute really be 10 times | better or 100 times better than sex with another? |
93,142 | You groped her bottom, squeezing her left buttock a number of times. | You groped her bottom, squeezing her | left buttock a number of times. |
93,143 | We see The Joker with his hands on Batman, and a knife at this throat! | We see The Joker with his hands on | Batman, and a knife at this throat! |
93,144 | But attempts to punish the publication for religious insults have generally failed, whether it was referring to Pope John Paul II as “un pape de merde” (a shitty pope) or publishing cartoons of the prophet Muhammad. | But attempts to punish the publication for religious insults have generally failed, whether it was referring to Pope John Paul | II as “un pape de merde” (a shitty pope) or publishing cartoons of the prophet Muhammad. |
93,145 | Reuters Richard Dawkins Islam is the most evil religion in the world. | Reuters Richard Dawkins Islam is the | most evil religion in the world. |
93,146 | “Throughout history, African-Americans have been treated like shit, and I admit there have been times where it’s been embarrassing to be a white boy,” he raps. | “Throughout history, African-Americans have been treated like shit, and I admit there | have been times where it’s been embarrassing to be a white boy,” he raps. |
93,147 | He once tweeted “the concept of global warming” is a Chinese ploy to hurt U.S. manufacturing, and has also referred to global warming as “bullshit.” | He once tweeted “the concept of global warming” is a Chinese ploy to | hurt U.S. manufacturing, and has also referred to global warming as “bullshit.” |
93,148 | My breasts were flat, my stomach was just a fold, my hips were sticking out." | My breasts were flat, my stomach was just | a fold, my hips were sticking out." |
93,149 | He's also, in a now-familiar trend that can be traced back to the works of David Gemmell himself, 'too old for this shit'. | He's also, in a now-familiar trend that can be traced back | to the works of David Gemmell himself, 'too old for this shit'. |
93,150 | This is nerd porn of the purest uncut variety: A live webcam stream of the Mars rover "Curiosity" being built in a clean room at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena. | This is nerd porn of the purest uncut variety: A live webcam stream of the Mars | rover "Curiosity" being built in a clean room at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena. |
93,151 | Emma Watson: "Feminism, feminism... gender wage gap... why oh why am I not taken seriously... feminism... oh, and here are my tits!" | Emma Watson: "Feminism, feminism... gender wage gap... why oh why am | I not taken seriously... feminism... oh, and here are my tits!" |
93,152 | A Route 33 driver told police he saw a man masturbating while driving Friday morning on the highway in Northampton County, according to a news release. | A Route 33 driver told police he saw a man masturbating while driving Friday | morning on the highway in Northampton County, according to a news release. |
93,153 | Even, apparently, the discussion of the idea that someone might be a “Nigger faggot, Jew nosed cunt.” | Even, apparently, the discussion of the idea that someone | might be a “Nigger faggot, Jew nosed cunt.” |
93,154 | Exactly 126 years ago today, the government of the United States sent a sadistic assortment of United States Army Indian killers to South Dakota to exterminate more Indians. | Exactly 126 years ago today, the government of the United States sent a sadistic | assortment of United States Army Indian killers to South Dakota to exterminate more Indians. |
93,155 | When Birdie Sanders flew into a Bernie Sanders rally in Portland, OR, that fame whore bird also flew into the hearts of the Internet and Dlisted. | When Birdie Sanders flew into a Bernie Sanders rally in Portland, OR, | that fame whore bird also flew into the hearts of the Internet and Dlisted. |
93,156 | “This is for the national anthem, you pieces of shit,” Becky No. 1 can be heard saying as she throws the drink. | “This is for the national anthem, you pieces of shit,” | Becky No. 1 can be heard saying as she throws the drink. |
93,157 | “They get a lot of credit now because our idiot president reads them, but in terms of traffic, they’re nowhere near us.” | “They get a lot of credit now because our idiot president reads them | , but in terms of traffic, they’re nowhere near us.” |
93,158 | The app allows dudes to modify their cock photos with stickers and backgrounds. | The app allows dudes to modify their | cock photos with stickers and backgrounds. |
93,159 | My sleeve has been custom molded directly from my body so very soon you will be able to take home an exact replica of my vulva and anus that you can pleasure yourself with while you watch my movies. | My sleeve has been custom molded directly from my body so very soon you will be able to take home | an exact replica of my vulva and anus that you can pleasure yourself with while you watch my movies. |
93,160 | Inevitably, Miley Cyrus is going to play a show completely naked, backed by a similarly nude Flaming Lips and in front of a bare audience. | Inevitably, Miley Cyrus is going to play a show completely naked, backed | by a similarly nude Flaming Lips and in front of a bare audience. |
93,161 | A woman who wore a body suit and used a fake penis to trick a mother into thinking she was having sex with a man has been given a suspended jail term. | A woman who wore a body suit and used a fake penis to trick a mother | into thinking she was having sex with a man has been given a suspended jail term. |
93,162 | "Most of my friends condemn me and tell me I am bound for hell and that in an Islamic state, I would be killed. | "Most of my friends condemn me and tell me I am bound | for hell and that in an Islamic state, I would be killed. |
93,163 | I'm talking frozen condoms that will act like a perfectly-shaped ice pack for your bruised nether region. | I'm talking frozen condoms that will act like a | perfectly-shaped ice pack for your bruised nether region. |
93,164 | "I got some words for your ass, you better find someone up the street." | "I got some words for your ass, | you better find someone up the street." |
93,165 | What would u do if someone die, Im pretty sure most of You would react like this Guy: " U ****ING NOOB L2P!" | What would u do if someone die, Im pretty sure most of You would | react like this Guy: " U ****ING NOOB L2P!" |
93,166 | then they drove back, wtf that is so fucked! :( not happy at all right now | then they drove back, wtf that is so | fucked! :( not happy at all right now |
93,167 | Banished by Liz de Jager for a modern fairytale about a kick-ass heroine whose family are all demon hunters. | Banished by Liz de Jager for a modern fairytale about a | kick-ass heroine whose family are all demon hunters. |
93,168 | Not in Los Angeles, not in London, and not anywhere else that mindless idiots thought it would be funny to suggest that they move to. | Not in Los Angeles, not in London, and not anywhere else that | mindless idiots thought it would be funny to suggest that they move to. |
93,169 | 1:24)
And just for good measure — just look how far Nixon bends and scrapes before the Chairman.
Assholes.
[via] | 1:24)
And just for good measure — just look how far Nixon | bends and scrapes before the Chairman.
Assholes.
[via] |
93,170 | The first lesson is how to get the shit knocked out of yourself. | The first lesson is how to get | the shit knocked out of yourself. |
93,171 | The commenter rightly points out that sex with children is equal to death. | The commenter rightly points out that sex | with children is equal to death. |
93,172 | A killer with a history of violence against women was sentenced to death on Friday for savagely stabbing his girlfriend and her little boy last year inside their Bedford apartment | A killer with a history of violence against women was sentenced to death on Friday | for savagely stabbing his girlfriend and her little boy last year inside their Bedford apartment |
93,173 | It’s not just that he seems like the kind of person who would do anything for a buck, but that he is such a talentless piece of shit that I’m surprised a swarm of flies doesn’t follow him around. | It’s not just that he seems like the kind of person who would do anything for a buck, but that | he is such a talentless piece of shit that I’m surprised a swarm of flies doesn’t follow him around. |
93,174 | He added: “It wasn’t on a par with ‘Definitely Maybe’ but I certainly wouldn’t say it was shit. | He added: “It wasn’t on a par with ‘ | Definitely Maybe’ but I certainly wouldn’t say it was shit. |
93,175 | Workers brutally killing sick hens by grabbing their heads and swinging their bodies around to break their necks, or through neck-twisting, often resulting in a prolonged, torturous death. | Workers brutally killing sick hens by grabbing their heads and swinging their bodies around to break their | necks, or through neck-twisting, often resulting in a prolonged, torturous death. |
93,176 | “Sex is defined as intercourse, which involves a penis going inside of a vagina. | “Sex is defined as intercourse, which | involves a penis going inside of a vagina. |
93,177 | Idiots decapitate 800-year-old mummy in church's crypt then steal head | Idiots decapitate 800-year-old mummy | in church's crypt then steal head |
93,178 | I wrote one time about my breasts and how large and impressive they are. | I wrote one time about my breasts | and how large and impressive they are. |
93,179 | “He was in excruciating pain and vigorously using his shirt to scrub his genitals with homogenized milk in an attempt to relieve the pain,” said Wrigglesworth. | “He was in excruciating pain and vigorously using his shirt to scrub his genitals | with homogenized milk in an attempt to relieve the pain,” said Wrigglesworth. |
93,180 | Some people, we’ll call them “Lucky Motherfuckers” for brevity, don’t experience genital dysphoria. | Some people, we’ll call them “Lucky Motherfuckers | ” for brevity, don’t experience genital dysphoria. |
93,181 | He was discovered when a groundskeeper heard screaming and found him hanging there like a detergent-covered idiot. | He was discovered when a groundskeeper heard screaming and found | him hanging there like a detergent-covered idiot. |
93,182 | I actually went home that day and drew pictures of Ryu shooting fireballs all week until I could finally get back to the arcade and get my ass handed to me by the older kids again. | I actually went home that day and drew pictures of Ryu shooting fireballs all week until I could | finally get back to the arcade and get my ass handed to me by the older kids again. |
93,183 | "It's one of those things, it's just a pain in the ass, you know what I mean?" | "It's one of those things, it's just a | pain in the ass, you know what I mean?" |
93,184 | Global investors will suck capital out of emerging economies this year for the first time since 1988, as they brace themselves for a Chinese crash, according to the Institute of International Finance. | Global investors will suck capital out of emerging economies this year for the first time since 1988 | , as they brace themselves for a Chinese crash, according to the Institute of International Finance. |
93,185 | "I've gotten a dick pic once where the head of the penis was diagonal, and I never talked to that person again," Sembler said. | "I've gotten a dick pic once where the head of the penis was | diagonal, and I never talked to that person again," Sembler said. |
93,186 | Bolstering my riches log by brown log, turning shit into the hottest commodity of the 21st century’. | Bolstering my riches log by brown log, turning shit | into the hottest commodity of the 21st century’. |
93,187 | ↓ Continue Reading Below Advertisement You know how people like to make fun of the T. rex because it has those stupid little arms that would be completely useless in a fistfight? | ↓ Continue Reading Below Advertisement You know how people like to make fun of the T. | rex because it has those stupid little arms that would be completely useless in a fistfight? |
93,188 | "I hope you die tomorrow," Jones tells the officer in the video. | "I hope you die tomorrow," | Jones tells the officer in the video. |
93,189 | As it turns out, the 19-year-old had a stolen -- and loaded -- gun stashed in her vagina. | As it turns out, the 19-year-old had a | stolen -- and loaded -- gun stashed in her vagina. |
93,190 | Elizabeth Warren said Tuesday that Donald Trump "makes death threats because he's a pathetic coward." | Elizabeth Warren said Tuesday that Donald Trump "makes | death threats because he's a pathetic coward." |
93,191 | Looks like I'm the dumb one for reporting that Internet Explorer users have lower IQs on average, because the story appears to be a hoax. | Looks like I'm the dumb one for reporting that Internet Explorer users have | lower IQs on average, because the story appears to be a hoax. |
93,192 | I only want to see that big block or that sweet catch, not the crap before and after it. | I only want to see that big block or that | sweet catch, not the crap before and after it. |
93,193 | The roof had a big hole in it, and there was a bunch of like, ivy or some shit growing all up on it or whatever. | The roof had a big hole in it, and there was a bunch | of like, ivy or some shit growing all up on it or whatever. |
93,194 | It did look endearingly cute though, and I hope one day the two worlds will mix so that we can finally eradicate the scourge of the Creepers with heavy weapons fire, just like the little green bastards deserve. | It did look endearingly cute though, and I hope one day the two worlds will mix so that we | can finally eradicate the scourge of the Creepers with heavy weapons fire, just like the little green bastards deserve. |
93,195 | Because fuck you”—as well as the fact that, while it features members of some high-profile punk bands, they’re just the “other guys” in those acts. | Because fuck you”—as well as the fact that, while it features members of some high | -profile punk bands, they’re just the “other guys” in those acts. |
93,196 | “I think we have done this for more open discussion of (homosexuality) than we necessarily want to be in a sheet with our bare ass,” said Hofman. | “I think we have done this for more open discussion of (homosexuality) than | we necessarily want to be in a sheet with our bare ass,” said Hofman. |
93,197 | At long last, Murtaugh and Riggs truly were too old for this shit. | At long last, Murtaugh and Riggs | truly were too old for this shit. |
93,198 | Humanity is probably in for some awful shit, or so I argued in my previous post. | Humanity is probably in for some awful shit, | or so I argued in my previous post. |
93,199 | All we have to go on is the teaser trailer from last month which shows a lot of movement between the foreground/background, a bitchin' new beetle power-up, and some sort of super inhale and blow. | All we have to go on is the teaser trailer from last month which shows a lot of movement between the | foreground/background, a bitchin' new beetle power-up, and some sort of super inhale and blow. |
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