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People who think that way tend to be the arrogant assholes who refuse to admit that Dr.
People who think that way tend to be
the arrogant assholes who refuse to admit that Dr.
92,901
Rice then punched the 34-year-old bouncer and threw a metal bucket filled with sand at him, while screaming, “Fuck you faggots, fuck that faggot, I’ll kill you faggots!”
Rice then punched the 34-year-old bouncer and threw a metal bucket filled with sand at him,
while screaming, “Fuck you faggots, fuck that faggot, I’ll kill you faggots!”
92,902
The weird sensations consist of tingling, itching-like and wave-like sensations, small shocks or cramps in or around the clitoris and vagina.
The weird sensations consist of tingling, itching-like and wave-like
sensations, small shocks or cramps in or around the clitoris and vagina.
92,903
The logical takeaway here is that everyone on Earth ought to consider having fewer children.
The logical takeaway here is that everyone on
Earth ought to consider having fewer children.
92,904
The flick of a limp wrist is now an offensive signal for homosexuals.
The flick of a limp wrist is
now an offensive signal for homosexuals.
92,905
It works by being applied to the 'non-keratinized skin on the mucosa of the glans penis.'
It works by being applied to the 'non-
keratinized skin on the mucosa of the glans penis.'
92,906
A massive python pops out of a toilet and bites a woman in her buttocks and hands that left her 20 stitches in her body.
A massive python pops out of a toilet and bites a woman in
her buttocks and hands that left her 20 stitches in her body.
92,907
Torrey’s basic tenet is nauseating: the majority of mentally ill in America are treated like monsters.
Torrey’s basic tenet is nauseating: the majority
of mentally ill in America are treated like monsters.
92,908
If you think lesbians hate lesbian bars, just listen to these folks!
If you think lesbians hate lesbian bars
, just listen to these folks!
92,909
Just ask the inventors of these products, each one having changed the way we live, and each one having come about either by serendipity or complete fuck-up.
Just ask the inventors of these products, each one having changed the way we live
, and each one having come about either by serendipity or complete fuck-up.
92,910
"It's gonna be a f***ing badass action movie with a lot of heart and emotion.
"It's gonna be a f***ing badass
action movie with a lot of heart and emotion.
92,911
"Why not f**k off over to McDonalds then and eat their sh*t food?"
"Why not f**k off over to McDonalds
then and eat their sh*t food?"
92,912
The 39-year-old rapper performed Famous - the song that triggered Kanye's Snapchat expose of Taylor, with help from his wife Kim Kardashian - three times, egging on the crowd in a chant of 'F**k Taylor Swift.'
The 39-year-old rapper performed Famous - the song that triggered Kanye's Snapchat expose of Taylor, with help from
his wife Kim Kardashian - three times, egging on the crowd in a chant of 'F**k Taylor Swift.'
92,913
"'Morning Joe' has their head so far up Trump’s ass they bump into Chris Christie," Wilmore quipped to a silent crowd at the Washington, D.C.
"'Morning Joe' has their head so far up Trump’s ass they bump
into Chris Christie," Wilmore quipped to a silent crowd at the Washington, D.C.
92,914
But naturally there will be some who see this as an attempt—not unlike the booking of Judy Greer—to borrow some of Oswalt’s comedy cred, with protective fans hoping only that it won't being shredded in the whipping whirlwind of the show’s vertiginous suck-hole.
But naturally there will be some who see this as an attempt—not unlike the booking of Judy Greer—to borrow some of Oswalt’s
comedy cred, with protective fans hoping only that it won't being shredded in the whipping whirlwind of the show’s vertiginous suck-hole.
92,915
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend isn’t the easiest show to binge — it’s emotionally draining — but it’s worth it, and you’ll have “Tapped That Ass” stuck in your head for a month.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend isn’t the easiest show to binge — it’s emotionally draining — but it’s
worth it, and you’ll have “Tapped That Ass” stuck in your head for a month.
92,916
That would be crazy — starting with the least significant, most frivolous, dumbest thing that happened on dumb TV all week.
That would be crazy — starting with the least significant, most
frivolous, dumbest thing that happened on dumb TV all week.
92,917
He is a buffoon, a racist, authoritarian demagogue, and a sexual predator.
He is a buffoon, a racist,
authoritarian demagogue, and a sexual predator.
92,918
I’m going to blow her mind with just how luxurious my rat’s nest is.
I’m going to blow her mind with
just how luxurious my rat’s nest is.
92,919
But I can empathize with Zephyr--it's really hard to get your shit together when everything seems so hard.
But I can empathize with Zephyr--it's really hard
to get your shit together when everything seems so hard.
92,920
It's obviously incredibly stupid and dangerous and you would have to be an idiot to do it.
It's obviously incredibly stupid and dangerous and you
would have to be an idiot to do it.
92,921
Iran’s government considers keeping pet dogs un-Islamic, because per the prophet Muhammad’s orders, most dogs were to be killed and all dogs of a specific color (black) had to be killed.
Iran’s government considers keeping pet dogs un-Islamic, because per the prophet Muhammad’s orders, most
dogs were to be killed and all dogs of a specific color (black) had to be killed.
92,922
After the incident, Trump initially apologized like somebody like Donald Trump might call a pussy, refusing to take responsibility for his actions and dismissing what he said as “locker room talk.”
After the incident, Trump initially apologized like somebody like Donald Trump might call a pussy, refusing
to take responsibility for his actions and dismissing what he said as “locker room talk.”
92,923
The egg hatches into a larva which sucks the spider's hemolymph through small holes, while the spider goes on about its normal web building and insect-catching behavior for the next one to two weeks.
The egg hatches into a larva which sucks the spider's hemolymph through small holes, while the spider
goes on about its normal web building and insect-catching behavior for the next one to two weeks.
92,924
Manning is the first man in the United States to undergo a penis transplant.
Manning is the first man in the
United States to undergo a penis transplant.
92,925
Bastards, fallen men, criminals, and knights come together as sworn brothers of the Night’s Watch, and together they hold the Wall – a massive barrier of solid ice that stretches across Westeros.
Bastards, fallen men, criminals, and knights come together as sworn brothers of the Night’s Watch
, and together they hold the Wall – a massive barrier of solid ice that stretches across Westeros.
92,926
Kirsten Gillibrand a whore is not fit to clean the toilets in the Barack Obama Presidential Library or to shine the shoes of George W.
Kirsten Gillibrand a whore is not fit to clean the toilets in
the Barack Obama Presidential Library or to shine the shoes of George W.
92,927
If these girls don’t get your creative juices flowing then you might as well go as a slutty kitten.
If these girls don’t get your creative juices flowing
then you might as well go as a slutty kitten.
92,928
Of course, there’s the penis that men are always supposed to be dissatisfied with, but I figure mine is average size, or maybe a little bigger.
Of course, there’s the penis that men are always supposed to be dissatisfied
with, but I figure mine is average size, or maybe a little bigger.
92,929
“I’m on the Ted train, absolutely,” Graham told host Trevor Noah, grinning and seemingly aware of his own bullshit.
“I’m on the Ted train, absolutely,” Graham told
host Trevor Noah, grinning and seemingly aware of his own bullshit.
92,930
If you happen to be staying at the Marriot, in Lahore, I already hate you.
If you happen to be staying at the Marriot
, in Lahore, I already hate you.
92,931
Stay tuned homies. My god this shit looks both disgusting and delicious. Advertisements Like this: Like Loading... Related
Stay tuned homies. My god this shit looks both disgusting
and delicious. Advertisements Like this: Like Loading... Related
92,932
“Either Trump is talking out of his ass, or he’s already eliminated it,” he said.
“Either Trump is talking out of his ass,
or he’s already eliminated it,” he said.
92,933
At times, it may seem that much of this section was written from the perspective of an insane Sega fanboy who is pissed off at a shitty advertising campaign made several years ago by a competing company.
At times, it may seem that much of this section was written from the perspective of an insane
Sega fanboy who is pissed off at a shitty advertising campaign made several years ago by a competing company.
92,934
I busted my butt for them," says the complaint, filed in US District Court in Detroit.
I busted my butt for them," says the
complaint, filed in US District Court in Detroit.
92,935
1) A word that offends blacks , but should only offend blacks that fit the discription of it.
1) A word that offends blacks , but should
only offend blacks that fit the discription of it.
92,936
I will then move around to your back, spread the cheeks of your ass and rim your asshole with my tongue while stroking your cock.
I will then move around to your back, spread the cheeks of
your ass and rim your asshole with my tongue while stroking your cock.
92,937
The wall of crap is probably the biggest turn off for a number of people.
The wall of crap is probably the biggest
turn off for a number of people.
92,938
"I have no idea why he's still fucking there, other than to be an epic douche."
"I have no idea why he's still fucking
there, other than to be an epic douche."
92,939
Suddenly without breaking eye contact, he bellows, "Wipe that damn lipstick off your face, you filthy Jezebel!"
Suddenly without breaking eye contact, he bellows, "Wipe
that damn lipstick off your face, you filthy Jezebel!"
92,940
“And then I realized that [whoever did this] had painted the car ― ‘Maricón’ ― which means faggot in Spanish,” Mancheno recalled.
“And then I realized that [whoever did this] had painted the car
― ‘Maricón’ ― which means faggot in Spanish,” Mancheno recalled.
92,941
So fellas, stop “being yourselves,” stop “being assholes,” stop “being chivalrous,” and just start being hot.
So fellas, stop “being yourselves,” stop “being assholes
,” stop “being chivalrous,” and just start being hot.
92,942
Kelvin 'Kelly' Hewitt, the man believed to have had his penis cut off by gipsies, is the father of at least seven children by three different women, it has been reported.
Kelvin 'Kelly' Hewitt, the man believed to have had his penis cut off by gipsies
, is the father of at least seven children by three different women, it has been reported.
92,943
My ADHD kicks my butt sometimes so it's about time I kick its butt!
My ADHD kicks my butt sometimes so it
's about time I kick its butt!
92,944
The three jailed members of the Russian punk band Pussy Riot have been found guilty of “hooliganism motivated by religious hatred.”
The three jailed members of the Russian punk band Pussy Riot have
been found guilty of “hooliganism motivated by religious hatred.”
92,945
It better not prevent these little shits from being tried as ADULTS and getting some serious PRISON TIME.
It better not prevent these little shits from being
tried as ADULTS and getting some serious PRISON TIME.
92,946
[theplatform account=”4uMbOC” media=”media/guid/2389494712/4xw58dWk26fbMZDQhEOdsFmCenaHaEY6″ player=”gm_EJGhnGLiu”]The unrepentant bastard has pure contempt for America.
[theplatform account=”4uMbOC” media=”media/guid/2389494712/4xw58dWk26fbMZDQhEOdsFmCenaHaEY6″ player=”gm_EJGhnGLiu”]The
unrepentant bastard has pure contempt for America.
92,947
And those silly Americans just couldn't figure it out, to the fascination of far-away Chinese viewers.
And those silly Americans just couldn't figure it out
, to the fascination of far-away Chinese viewers.
92,948
Bitch, you waking around with this blonde long ass hair but you want African queens and kings in your video.”
Bitch, you waking around with this blonde long ass hair
but you want African queens and kings in your video.”
92,949
I read this piece yesterday by Eliot Cohen and felt tempted to nominate him for Asshole of the Year.
I read this piece yesterday by Eliot Cohen and felt
tempted to nominate him for Asshole of the Year.
92,950
You’ve said of NieR: Automata that “It’s all poop.”, but your fans are all obsessed with 2B’s butt.
You’ve said of NieR: Automata that “It’s all poop
.”, but your fans are all obsessed with 2B’s butt.
92,951
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain , and Two Stupid Dogs.
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy,
Pinky and the Brain , and Two Stupid Dogs.
92,952
Messages were written on the victim's body such as "El idiota sufrió una muerte lenta" ("this idiot suffered a slow death") and other insults or gang-related slang.
Messages were written on the victim's body such as "El idiota sufrió una muerte lenta"
("this idiot suffered a slow death") and other insults or gang-related slang.
92,953
Just now, @SRuhle: "My source didn't just say he called him a moron.
Just now, @SRuhle: "My source did
n't just say he called him a moron.
92,954
An absentminded trip to the bathroom in which you don’t bother to check for the one that helps you get out of any shitty situation — glorious TP (preferably 3-ply).
An absentminded trip to the bathroom in which you don’t bother to check for the one
that helps you get out of any shitty situation — glorious TP (preferably 3-ply).
92,955
It's shit like this that makes some people around the Trump family reportedly call him the "Fredo" of the litter.
It's shit like this that makes some people around the Trump
family reportedly call him the "Fredo" of the litter.
92,956
In the original post, Hamann called a "childhood friend" who disagreed with him about Trump a "fucking pussy."
In the original post, Hamann called a "childhood friend"
who disagreed with him about Trump a "fucking pussy."
92,957
“For the first time anyone in America can think of, Mitt Romney actually seemed to be telling a potential voter that he’s an asshole and he can believe whatever he wants, but that doesn’t make it true.”
“For the first time anyone in America can think of, Mitt Romney actually seemed to be telling a potential voter
that he’s an asshole and he can believe whatever he wants, but that doesn’t make it true.”
92,958
MICROSCOPIC EXAMINATION ANAL, ORAL AND VAGINAL SWABS: Negative for spermatozoa....
MICROSCOPIC EXAMINATION ANAL, ORAL AND
VAGINAL SWABS: Negative for spermatozoa....
92,959
But while most people know him for his easily-imitated high-contrast grittitude, what most people don’t know is that he’s also a curmudgeonly asshole of the highest order.
But while most people know him for his easily-imitated high-contrast grittitude, what
most people don’t know is that he’s also a curmudgeonly asshole of the highest order.
92,960
As Fry is being returned to his own time after infiltrating the Infosphere, he manages to utter 'Just remember that ____________ sucks!'
As Fry is being returned to his own time after infiltrating the Infosphere, he manages to utter
'Just remember that ____________ sucks!'
92,961
Shit got extremely real on the Doug and Wolf Arizona sports radio show this morning.
Shit got extremely real on the Doug and
Wolf Arizona sports radio show this morning.
92,962
The government considered anyone with "one drop" of Black blood to be Black.
The government considered anyone with "one drop
" of Black blood to be Black.
92,963
She hated the uncomfortable shin guards, the itchy socks, the boring black cleats.
She hated the uncomfortable shin guards, the
itchy socks, the boring black cleats.
92,964
You learn something new every day, an Islamic Exorcist literally f*cked the Jinn out of a possessed girl, unfortunately as the Jinn fled from his Holy Schlong it broke her neck killing her.
You learn something new every day, an Islamic Exorcist literally f*cked the Jinn out of a possessed
girl, unfortunately as the Jinn fled from his Holy Schlong it broke her neck killing her.
92,965
You have to spell things right and come up with a bunch of fucking adjectives.
You have to spell things right and come
up with a bunch of fucking adjectives.
92,966
We mourned, people shared stories, I balled like a fucking baby.
We mourned, people shared stories,
I balled like a fucking baby.
92,967
Miami, you have a bit of a reputation for being something of an asshole.
Miami, you have a bit of a
reputation for being something of an asshole.
92,968
We are in a war with selfish, foolish & narcissistic rich people.
We are in a war with selfish
, foolish & narcissistic rich people.
92,969
It turns her on to know that someone may catch her masturbating herself while she is enjoying public masturbation and get hard as a rock upon seeing her touch herself.
It turns her on to know that someone may catch her masturbating herself while she
is enjoying public masturbation and get hard as a rock upon seeing her touch herself.
92,970
EEeeeee! Can't wait to frame it. EDIT #2: A goddamned lightsaber showed up on my doorstep today. Holy fucking shit balls!! This is the most exciting thing, ever.
EEeeeee! Can't wait to frame it. EDIT #2: A goddamned lightsaber showed up
on my doorstep today. Holy fucking shit balls!! This is the most exciting thing, ever.
92,971
This is motherfucking America, the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave, and I shouldn’t have to go around reminding you that “Nazi Punks Fuck Off” is pretty much the only phrase in recorded history that Captain America, George S.
This is motherfucking America, the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave, and I shouldn’t have to go
around reminding you that “Nazi Punks Fuck Off” is pretty much the only phrase in recorded history that Captain America, George S.
92,972
One note of advice, you know what they say, if you assume you make an ass out of ‘u’ and an ass out of ‘me’ (Ass-u-me).
One note of advice, you know what they say, if you assume you make an ass out
of ‘u’ and an ass out of ‘me’ (Ass-u-me).
92,973
On Monday night’s show, smug liberal moron Stephen Colbert shocked some with what is being labeled a homophobic insult.
On Monday night’s show, smug liberal moron Stephen Colbert
shocked some with what is being labeled a homophobic insult.
92,974
For Corey Taylor of Slipknot to agree to do a song with me said, Tech you’re fucking dope.
For Corey Taylor of Slipknot to agree to do a
song with me said, Tech you’re fucking dope.
92,975
The sentence was significantly less than the 26 years and 3 months requested by prosecutors, who called Schettino a "reckless idiot."
The sentence was significantly less than the 26 years and 3 months
requested by prosecutors, who called Schettino a "reckless idiot."
92,976
Another man posted a picture of himself posing next to the girl’s exposed genitals.
Another man posted a picture of himself posing
next to the girl’s exposed genitals.
92,977
"When the duo left, Jaiswal entered their home and raped the baby girl.
"When the duo left, Jaiswal entered
their home and raped the baby girl.
92,978
He was told the same bullshit story by another loser who once had a gym here in Vegas.
He was told the same bullshit story by another
loser who once had a gym here in Vegas.
92,979
Vice President Joe Biden called Richard Holbrooke, the special envoy to Afghanistan, "the most egotistical bastard I've ever met."
Vice President Joe Biden called Richard Holbrooke, the special envoy to
Afghanistan, "the most egotistical bastard I've ever met."
92,980
Normand began to read off more hateful comments, but once he got to “you ass-kissing faggot,” MSNBC anchor Tamron Hall intervened, cutting their live coverage short.
Normand began to read off more hateful comments, but once he got to “you ass
-kissing faggot,” MSNBC anchor Tamron Hall intervened, cutting their live coverage short.
92,981
The announcement has already united little black boys and little black girls and little white boys and little white girls in harmony, as they come together at the table of brotherhood to agree that Vanilla Ice sucks.
The announcement has already united little black boys and little black girls and little white boys and little white
girls in harmony, as they come together at the table of brotherhood to agree that Vanilla Ice sucks.
92,982
He’s worse than a closeted racist: he’s a propagator of despicable garbage that does real damage to the culture around this industry.”
He’s worse than a closeted racist: he’s a propagator of
despicable garbage that does real damage to the culture around this industry.”
92,983
New York Times Editor Eats Crow After Getting Blasted By the Patriots For Misleading White House Photo: ‘I’m an Idiot’
New York Times Editor Eats Crow After Getting Blasted By the Patriots
For Misleading White House Photo: ‘I’m an Idiot’
92,984
like, "Fuck you, Democrats" or "Fuck you, Republicans" or "Fuck you, Sarah Palin," or "Fuck you, fill-in-the-blank."
like, "Fuck you, Democrats" or "Fuck you, Republicans" or "Fuck you
, Sarah Palin," or "Fuck you, fill-in-the-blank."
92,985
It’s good to know the right way to use rude words, frustrated commands or even a simple クソ (kuso, crap!).
It’s good to know the right way to use rude words,
frustrated commands or even a simple クソ (kuso, crap!).
92,986
Because unless you’re Stephen King, a big-time screenwriter, or Snooki, then the one-percent — corporations in particular — doesn’t give trash-truck full of donkey crap about you.
Because unless you’re Stephen King, a big-time screenwriter, or Snooki, then the one
-percent — corporations in particular — doesn’t give trash-truck full of donkey crap about you.
92,987
…THEN WHY THE HELL DO WHITE PEOPLE STILL ASSUME THAT A LONE BLACK MAN IS GONNA KILL THEM IN THEIR HOUSE WHEN IT’S ALWAYS A FUCKING GODDAMN WHITE-ASS STRAIGHT MAN WHO GOES AND MURDERS THE FUCKING FAMILY ALONG WITH THE DOG WITH A GREAT BIG OLD GUN AND AXE COMBO.
…THEN WHY THE HELL DO WHITE PEOPLE STILL ASSUME THAT A LONE BLACK MAN IS GONNA KILL THEM IN THEIR HOUSE WHEN IT’S ALWAYS A
FUCKING GODDAMN WHITE-ASS STRAIGHT MAN WHO GOES AND MURDERS THE FUCKING FAMILY ALONG WITH THE DOG WITH A GREAT BIG OLD GUN AND AXE COMBO.
92,988
Key points: Seabin sucks in water and rubbish, which gets caught in a catch bag filter
Key points: Seabin sucks in water and rubbish
, which gets caught in a catch bag filter
92,989
What the fuck were you thinking getting on stage with comedians during a roast?
What the fuck were you thinking getting
on stage with comedians during a roast?
92,990
In another, taken from a 1992 New York Times Magazine article, Trump said simply: “Women, you have to treat ‘em like shit.”
In another, taken from a 1992 New York Times Magazine article, Trump said
simply: “Women, you have to treat ‘em like shit.”
92,991
MYTH #1: You can avoid STIs by having oral sex instead of vaginal or anal intercourse.
MYTH #1: You can avoid STIs by
having oral sex instead of vaginal or anal intercourse.
92,992
Nor it is a great thing when comedian Stephen Colbert makes your industry a laughingstock on late-night TV, calling it “total bullshit.”
Nor it is a great thing when comedian Stephen Colbert makes your industry a
laughingstock on late-night TV, calling it “total bullshit.”
92,993
At the end of it, a flock of Americans (it’s not clear whether they were drunk or in “full” use of their faculties) started to sing the stupidest that vomited like this: “Build the wall.”
At the end of it, a flock of Americans (it’s not clear whether they were drunk or in “
full” use of their faculties) started to sing the stupidest that vomited like this: “Build the wall.”
92,994
On top of that, it’s also incredibly arrogant and – I say this seriously – completely stupid.
On top of that, it’s also incredibly arrogant
and – I say this seriously – completely stupid.
92,995
Jerks and people with emotional problems have used bomb threats and similar methods for decades.
Jerks and people with emotional problems have used
bomb threats and similar methods for decades.
92,996
Responding to fans, he continued, “Bitch,I’m not here to make you happy and if what I said hurts…GO F*CK YOURSELF…FAN
Responding to fans, he continued, “Bitch,I’m not here to
make you happy and if what I said hurts…GO F*CK YOURSELF…FAN
92,997
Right? Sounds like some real nightmare kinda shit! I’m getting real scared just thinking about it. Via: Neatorama
Right? Sounds like some real nightmare kinda shit! I’m
getting real scared just thinking about it. Via: Neatorama
92,998
But the problem is that you might not actually want to fuck me like that.
But the problem is that you might not
actually want to fuck me like that.
92,999
Read more - Microsoft Saves Windows XP In An Act Of Utter Stupidity
Read more - Microsoft Saves Windows
XP In An Act Of Utter Stupidity