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93,200 | Watch the drama unfold if you’re a Dick Supporter on Patreon, or just listen to it and talk over it like we did. | Watch the drama unfold if you’re a Dick Supporter on Patreon, | or just listen to it and talk over it like we did. |
93,201 | We would have had something to bond over besides that tiny, yappy little bitch. | We would have had something to bond over | besides that tiny, yappy little bitch. |
93,202 | Thank you so goddamn much, you wonderful fuck,
Much love,
TuxedoMob | Thank you so goddamn much, you wonderful | fuck,
Much love,
TuxedoMob |
93,203 | "They called her a prostitute and a whore, and the husband came after them," said Welch. | "They called her a prostitute and a whore, | and the husband came after them," said Welch. |
93,204 | But everyone knows what a college education really means to vagina-havers—it's a chance to spend our best years telegraphing availability and desperation in hopes that the perfect man will purchase our eternal servitude with megabucks. | But everyone knows what a college education really means to vagina-havers—it's a chance to spend | our best years telegraphing availability and desperation in hopes that the perfect man will purchase our eternal servitude with megabucks. |
93,205 | The "stupid criminal" story has long been a staple of local crime reporting, late-night talk shows, and comedy-news programs such as NPR's Wait Wait... | The "stupid criminal" story has long been a staple of local crime reporting, late | -night talk shows, and comedy-news programs such as NPR's Wait Wait... |
93,206 | He's a terrible, narcissistic male chauvinist with some seriously bad habits — but something about him keeps us coming back. | He's a terrible, narcissistic male chauvinist with some seriously | bad habits — but something about him keeps us coming back. |
93,207 | Another bright spot is Roiland slurring, “Let’s hope whoever we elect as our next prezzo doesn’t interfere with my ability to put a gun in my mouth and kill myfuckingself.” | Another bright spot is Roiland slurring, “Let’s hope whoever we elect as our next prezzo | doesn’t interfere with my ability to put a gun in my mouth and kill myfuckingself.” |
93,208 | Even by the standards of the Conservative and Unionist (sic) party this is an impressively stupid poster. | Even by the standards of the Conservative and Unionist ( | sic) party this is an impressively stupid poster. |
93,209 | Gary James, owner of Gary’s Chicaros, said, “I’ve been in business 44 years, I think I can spot a freak or a faggot.” | Gary James, owner of Gary’s Chicaros, said, “I’ve been in | business 44 years, I think I can spot a freak or a faggot.” |
93,210 | Here is my German to English transcript:Balcony Man: "You fucking Asshole you..." | Here is my German to English transcript:Balcony | Man: "You fucking Asshole you..." |
93,211 | If you’ve ever been inside New York City’s Penn Station, you know that it often smells like piss and shit. | If you’ve ever been inside New York City’s Penn Station | , you know that it often smells like piss and shit. |
93,212 | She eventually wakes him up so he will change the shitty music on and then he tries to have sex with her again but falls asleep again, so she listens to the new music for a while, cries, then eventually leaves. | She eventually wakes him up so he will change the shitty music on and then he tries to have sex with her | again but falls asleep again, so she listens to the new music for a while, cries, then eventually leaves. |
93,213 | So you may’ve noticed references to my Fb group Chiptunes = WIN \m|♥|m/ here and there in mah posts on videogamedj.com (I’m a shameless plug whore, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! | So you may’ve noticed references to my Fb group Chiptunes = WIN \m|♥|m/ here and there | in mah posts on videogamedj.com (I’m a shameless plug whore, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! |
93,214 | When you're in a fucked up relationship, the hardest part is pulling yourself out, or never texting that person again when you're drunk or just lonely. | When you're in a fucked up relationship, the hardest part is pulling yourself | out, or never texting that person again when you're drunk or just lonely. |
93,215 | 3XL heather gray lapis kelly green asphalt slate Have fun and don't be a dick. | 3XL heather gray lapis kelly green asphalt slate | Have fun and don't be a dick. |
93,216 | And besides that, you’re in a goddamn Tarantino movie, and you can’t really beat that. | And besides that, you’re in a goddamn Tarantino | movie, and you can’t really beat that. |
93,217 | I really want to have sex with her but would I just be taking advantage. | I really want to have sex with her | but would I just be taking advantage. |
93,218 | Gaspar Noé’s Love is what one might call a “penis-forward” movie. | Gaspar Noé’s Love is what one might | call a “penis-forward” movie. |
93,219 | Male bat bugs never use the vagina, instead piercing the female's abdomen and inseminating directly into the blood, where the sperm then swim to the ovaries. | Male bat bugs never use the vagina, instead piercing the female's abdomen and | inseminating directly into the blood, where the sperm then swim to the ovaries. |
93,220 | According to reports, sexual activity had taken place, with a condom found to be still protruding from her anus. | According to reports, sexual activity had taken place, with | a condom found to be still protruding from her anus. |
93,221 | No cows, no farming, just a lot of bullshit brush that Bush pretended to clear (for what fucking purpose?). | No cows, no farming, just a lot of bullshit brush | that Bush pretended to clear (for what fucking purpose?). |
93,222 | Ray Ban Bold Sunglasses First and foremost, you can’t expect to look bad ass while smashing in zombie heads without a cool pair of shades. | Ray Ban Bold Sunglasses First and foremost, you can’t expect to look | bad ass while smashing in zombie heads without a cool pair of shades. |
93,223 | I don't drive a Tesla, but this kind of thing makes me really mad because it is so incredibly stupid. | I don't drive a Tesla, but this kind of | thing makes me really mad because it is so incredibly stupid. |
93,224 | Bury Your Gays is a trope queer fans and TV critics have been fighting against for decades. | Bury Your Gays is a trope queer fans and | TV critics have been fighting against for decades. |
93,225 | This country and all its inhabitants can go take a flying fuck for all I care, honestly. | This country and all its inhabitants can go take | a flying fuck for all I care, honestly. |
93,226 | Fatih Tezcan, a pro-government public speaker and columnist, said in a video message he posted on social media on Saturday that Turkey should bomb Pennsylvania to kill Turkish-Islamic scholar Fethullah Gülen and the people in his close circle. | Fatih Tezcan, a pro-government public speaker and columnist, said in a video message he posted on social media | on Saturday that Turkey should bomb Pennsylvania to kill Turkish-Islamic scholar Fethullah Gülen and the people in his close circle. |
93,227 | (What was sex like before celluloid, the post-modern citizen wonders, before orgasms become as platitudinous as Meg Ryan herself?) | (What was sex like before celluloid, the post-modern citizen | wonders, before orgasms become as platitudinous as Meg Ryan herself?) |
93,228 | If I didn’t know any better, I’d say I was teaching a shitty project management seminar at the community college. | If I didn’t know any better, I’d say I | was teaching a shitty project management seminar at the community college. |
93,229 | This week's theme is vulva watching, which is described on the event's Facebook page as: "Exchanging the gift of being seen and heard through our beautiful and unique pussies." | This week's theme is vulva watching, which is described on the event's Facebook page as | : "Exchanging the gift of being seen and heard through our beautiful and unique pussies." |
93,230 | The evening saw performances from Wild Belle, Chappo, So So Glows, and more, as well as the debut of a new band, Nice As Fuck. | The evening saw performances from Wild Belle, Chappo, So So Glows, and | more, as well as the debut of a new band, Nice As Fuck. |
93,231 | Messy McDonald's customers are being slammed for leaving a "disgusting" trail of rubbish at a Central Auckland store. | Messy McDonald's customers are being slammed for leaving a " | disgusting" trail of rubbish at a Central Auckland store. |
93,232 | Police in southern Bangladesh say a woman cut off a man's penis during an alleged attempt to rape her and took it to a police station as evidence. | Police in southern Bangladesh say a woman cut off a man's penis during an | alleged attempt to rape her and took it to a police station as evidence. |
93,233 | Angry Brexiteers have dismissed these concerns and insisted that the future of Great Britain should “Stop moaning, you lazy know-nothing cunts!” | Angry Brexiteers have dismissed these concerns and insisted that the future of Great | Britain should “Stop moaning, you lazy know-nothing cunts!” |
93,234 | We are too strict on the rules we have like arrive on time and clean up after yourself (aka put your shit away when you’re done). | We are too strict on the rules we have like arrive on time and clean | up after yourself (aka put your shit away when you’re done). |
93,235 | Themes of fame and exploitation continue in "For Free (Interlude)", where a woman (possibly Lucy) highlights the dissimilarity between Kendrick and a "baller ass, boss ass nigga." | Themes of fame and exploitation continue in "For Free (Interlude)", where a woman ( | possibly Lucy) highlights the dissimilarity between Kendrick and a "baller ass, boss ass nigga." |
93,236 | I am going to fuck your girlfriend because you fed her attention and now she views you as a friend. | I am going to fuck your girlfriend because you fed | her attention and now she views you as a friend. |
93,237 | www.baeder-dusseldorf.de An Afghan migrant was caught masturbating in front of a young girl | www.baeder-dusseldorf.de An Afghan migrant was caught | masturbating in front of a young girl |
93,238 | After all my years in public life I am sickened by the intellectual dishonesty, arrogance, and smugness of what Nassim Taleb calls the Intellectual Yet Idiots. | After all my years in public life I am sickened by the intellectual dishonesty | , arrogance, and smugness of what Nassim Taleb calls the Intellectual Yet Idiots. |
93,239 | But if you decide one day you're going to be a terrorist and you're willing to kill yourself, you can go out and kill some people. | But if you decide one day you're going to be a terrorist and you | 're willing to kill yourself, you can go out and kill some people. |
93,240 | The dumbest thing I ever did on a date was to invite my lucky lady off-campus for an Indian dinner of vindaloo. | The dumbest thing I ever did on a date was to invite | my lucky lady off-campus for an Indian dinner of vindaloo. |
93,241 | She continued: “The woman began calling me a ‘nasty little whore,’ and a ‘slut’. | She continued: “The woman began calling me a ‘ | nasty little whore,’ and a ‘slut’. |
93,242 | I got a little bit in my mouth when I first got into the river and it tasted like shit. | I got a little bit in my mouth when I | first got into the river and it tasted like shit. |
93,243 | We have a tremendous problem and we can't be the stupid country any more. | We have a tremendous problem and we ca | n't be the stupid country any more. |
93,244 | By hopping in a total bad ass simulator that mimics everything about the F-35 in basically the sickest video game ever. | By hopping in a total bad ass simulator that mimics everything | about the F-35 in basically the sickest video game ever. |
93,245 | WATCH: A real dick move from a fan may have caused Cesc Fabregas to miss penalty | WATCH: A real dick move from a | fan may have caused Cesc Fabregas to miss penalty |
93,246 | This penis includes a rod and a jagged hook used for grabbing the female during sex. | This penis includes a rod and a jagged | hook used for grabbing the female during sex. |
93,247 | I lay back, and ol' doc flips up the gown with the vigor and assuredness of a popular jock prom date -- pulls out and rips off about two feet of masking tape -- grabs my cock -- stretches it past my belly button -- and tapes it quite securely to my abdomen. | I lay back, and ol' doc flips up the gown with the vigor and assuredness of a popular jock prom date -- pulls out and rips | off about two feet of masking tape -- grabs my cock -- stretches it past my belly button -- and tapes it quite securely to my abdomen. |
93,248 | 1.
“This stupid country thinks it can, by popular vote, and by a ruling by the godless United States Supreme Court overrule Jesus Christ when it comes to fag marriage,” the flyer said. | 1.
“This stupid country thinks it can, by popular vote, and by a ruling by | the godless United States Supreme Court overrule Jesus Christ when it comes to fag marriage,” the flyer said. |
93,249 | Sorry, @Rosie is a mentally sick woman, a bully, a dummy and, above all, a loser. | Sorry, @Rosie is a mentally sick woman, a bully | , a dummy and, above all, a loser. |
93,250 | “I would bust that tight pussy so hard and so often that you would leak and limp for a week,” Weiner allegedly messaged to the girl via the Confide phone app. | “I would bust that tight pussy so hard and so often that you would leak and | limp for a week,” Weiner allegedly messaged to the girl via the Confide phone app. |
93,251 | Hey moron, this is my face right this very moment. pic.twitter.com/gWuO0Xh59q — becca (@BeccCobain) February 5, 2014 | Hey moron, this is my face right this very moment | . pic.twitter.com/gWuO0Xh59q — becca (@BeccCobain) February 5, 2014 |
93,252 | And then later that day I got one of those “you bastard” emails from some… well connected people. | And then later that day I got one of those “ | you bastard” emails from some… well connected people. |
93,253 | Many times, that's what the f*ck life is... one vile f*cking task after another. | Many times, that's what the f*ck life | is... one vile f*cking task after another. |
93,254 | Wolfe Manor has had a long, twisted history perfect for a building that's haunted as shit. | Wolfe Manor has had a long, twisted history | perfect for a building that's haunted as shit. |
93,255 | Not that I give a shit about cars, but I do quite like lazy symbolism. | Not that I give a shit about cars | , but I do quite like lazy symbolism. |
93,256 | Even worse, not a single film blog who is running this video for some juicy “Man of Steel sucks!” | Even worse, not a single film blog who is running | this video for some juicy “Man of Steel sucks!” |
93,257 | "He's going to call you, no bullshit," Biden said, pointing to an aide. | "He's going to call you, no bullshit | ," Biden said, pointing to an aide. |
93,258 | It was also the kind of town where you might hear people refer to themselves as “aggies”—a sobriquet passed down that would ironically rhyme with an illustrious patronym of my own.At 11 years old I found out my father was a faggot. | It was also the kind of town where you might hear people refer to themselves as “aggies”—a sobriquet passed down that would | ironically rhyme with an illustrious patronym of my own.At 11 years old I found out my father was a faggot. |
93,259 | I’m to blame for the way I was [portrayed], because I was a dumbass. | I’m to blame for the way I was | [portrayed], because I was a dumbass. |
93,260 | As silly as it is, I do kinda want one, just for the huge nerd factor involved in it. | As silly as it is, I do kinda want one | , just for the huge nerd factor involved in it. |
93,261 | I recommend running towards him because most of the time he'll shit himself and leave you an easy kill. | I recommend running towards him because most of the time | he'll shit himself and leave you an easy kill. |
93,262 | If you’d like to spend your hard-earned money on a shattered gnome statue that contains what looks like Jesus’ head on a busty woman’s body, a woman in Tennessee wants to talk with you | If you’d like to spend your hard-earned money on a shattered gnome statue that contains what looks | like Jesus’ head on a busty woman’s body, a woman in Tennessee wants to talk with you |
93,263 | Shia LaBeouf took matters into his own hands by naming 2 people who he says stole his "He Will Not Divide Us" flag ... which, in turn, got cops off their asses. | Shia LaBeouf took matters into his own hands by naming 2 people who he says stole his " | He Will Not Divide Us" flag ... which, in turn, got cops off their asses. |
93,264 | anti-feminism-pro-equality: paradisebythe-dash-boardlight: anti-feminism-pro-equality: To the first anon, I am AFPE nice to meet ya To the second guy/girl/whatever you are I repeat, I dont give a flying fuck. | anti-feminism-pro-equality: paradisebythe-dash-boardlight: anti-feminism-pro-equality: To the first anon, | I am AFPE nice to meet ya To the second guy/girl/whatever you are I repeat, I dont give a flying fuck. |
93,265 | According to the report, he grabbed her and said that unless she performed oral sex on him, she would be arrested too. | According to the report, he grabbed her and said that unless | she performed oral sex on him, she would be arrested too. |
93,266 | It's sounds painful and disgusting, but for flatworms, it's better to take advantage of their hermaphroditic anatomy than to die childless. | It's sounds painful and disgusting, but for flatworms, it's | better to take advantage of their hermaphroditic anatomy than to die childless. |
93,267 | If you don't think Siegmeyer's story isn't the tightest shit because of both what it is in general as well as what the kind of player Siegmeyer represents, then you need to get the fuck out of my face. | If you don't think Siegmeyer's story isn't the tightest shit because of both what it is in general as | well as what the kind of player Siegmeyer represents, then you need to get the fuck out of my face. |
93,268 | That didn't stop him from telling the crowd that FOX's Colin Cowherd is "an idiot when it comes to eSports," referring to the former ESPN host's criticism of professional play. | That didn't stop him from telling the crowd that FOX's Colin Cowherd is "an idiot | when it comes to eSports," referring to the former ESPN host's criticism of professional play. |
93,269 | He had the basic setting figured out - a TV newscast where a respectable anchor loses his shit and becomes a mad prophet - but he didn't have an ending. | He had the basic setting figured out - a TV newscast where a respectable anchor loses | his shit and becomes a mad prophet - but he didn't have an ending. |
93,270 | Another discovery from the research: men with smaller penises were more likely to be psychologically troubled than those with larger genitalia. | Another discovery from the research: men with smaller penises were | more likely to be psychologically troubled than those with larger genitalia. |
93,271 | It's important to make a clear distinction between opposing religious harm and racist hateful bastards such as the EDL. | It's important to make a clear distinction between opposing | religious harm and racist hateful bastards such as the EDL. |
93,272 | There was also some mods that I used that without them, I would have probably said "Fuck it". | There was also some mods that I used that without them | , I would have probably said "Fuck it". |
93,273 | He plans to use that same interplanetary rocket system – codenamed Big F***ing Rocket or BFR for short – for long-distance travel on Earth. | He plans to use that same interplanetary rocket system – codenamed Big F***ing | Rocket or BFR for short – for long-distance travel on Earth. |
93,274 | Oh yes, it’s true — marsupials, including the most popular one, the kangaroo, are equipped with a total of three vaginas. | Oh yes, it’s true — marsupials, including the most popular | one, the kangaroo, are equipped with a total of three vaginas. |
93,275 | Shane Landrum was a sloppy reality bitch when he came back, in the best ways possible. | Shane Landrum was a sloppy reality bitch when he | came back, in the best ways possible. |
93,276 | One of the gimmick account’s owners tweeted that @fuckeveryword was being investigated for tweeting “fuck jews,” which was flagged for violating Twitter’s hateful conduct policy “and/or the laws of the UK.” | One of the gimmick account’s owners tweeted that @fuckeveryword was being investigated for tweeting “fuck jews, | ” which was flagged for violating Twitter’s hateful conduct policy “and/or the laws of the UK.” |
93,277 | Simon Wilson has five things to say about some of the transport and housing bullshit that went down this week. | Simon Wilson has five things to say about some of | the transport and housing bullshit that went down this week. |
93,278 | What does stick to my thoughts, because this is what turned me on so strongly afterwards, is that after many orgasms already, I was on my hands and knees, my boyfriend laying underneath me, his hands wrapped around my thighs, his gifted tongue between my legs. | What does stick to my thoughts, because this is what turned me on so strongly afterwards, is that after many orgasms already, I | was on my hands and knees, my boyfriend laying underneath me, his hands wrapped around my thighs, his gifted tongue between my legs. |
93,279 | Tackling up to date topics, being ready with a no bullshit attitude, and pushing beyond mainstream media limits to get to the truth. | Tackling up to date topics, being ready with a no bullshit attitude | , and pushing beyond mainstream media limits to get to the truth. |
93,280 | The reference to the “Crank That” hit maker is brief: “He’s a kow tow trick/Him and Soulja on that shoutout shit.” | The reference to the “Crank That” hit maker is brief: “He | ’s a kow tow trick/Him and Soulja on that shoutout shit.” |
93,281 | Expressing conflicted feelings about the teen’s death due to the fact he was a dick when he was alive. | Expressing conflicted feelings about the teen’s death due to | the fact he was a dick when he was alive. |
93,282 | I say that very matter of factly here to belie the very un-adulty, "HOLY SHIT!"-exclaiming reaction I had on receiving it. | I say that very matter of factly here to belie the very un | -adulty, "HOLY SHIT!"-exclaiming reaction I had on receiving it. |
93,283 | Matthew Elliott of the Taxpayers' Alliance said: "This is an idiotic waste of money. | Matthew Elliott of the Taxpayers' Alliance said: | "This is an idiotic waste of money. |
93,284 | My doctor gave me a suppository for hemorrhoids yesterday, but every time I try to shove it up my butt I get this sudden, uncontrollable urge to poop and it just comes out everywhere. | My doctor gave me a suppository for hemorrhoids yesterday, but every time I try to shove it | up my butt I get this sudden, uncontrollable urge to poop and it just comes out everywhere. |
93,285 | Azoospermia is the medical condition of a man whose semen contains no sperm.[ | Azoospermia is the medical condition of a | man whose semen contains no sperm.[ |
93,286 | Found: Charles Marshall, 38, was cited for masturbating with a teddy bear in Cincinnati, Ohio, the fourth time he was caught having sex with a stuffed animal | Found: Charles Marshall, 38, was cited for masturbating with a teddy bear in | Cincinnati, Ohio, the fourth time he was caught having sex with a stuffed animal |
93,287 | “Oh, you fucking know, those shit-eating teenagers gonna have mom and dad dropping ’em off and picking up over and over. | “Oh, you fucking know, those shit-eating teenagers gonna | have mom and dad dropping ’em off and picking up over and over. |
93,288 | A California woman on a bike ride with her 9-year-old daughter was called a “bitch” and a “f*cking Cambodian n*gger” by a white Silicon Valley bro. | A California woman on a bike ride with her 9-year-old daughter was called a | “bitch” and a “f*cking Cambodian n*gger” by a white Silicon Valley bro. |
93,289 | 'Shut the fuck up and go outside,' #CADem17 chair John Burton tells protesters b4 @TomPerez speaks pic.twitter.com/aKwhXl9n1u — David Siders (@davidsiders) May 20, 2017 | 'Shut the fuck up and go outside,' #CADem17 chair John Burton | tells protesters b4 @TomPerez speaks pic.twitter.com/aKwhXl9n1u — David Siders (@davidsiders) May 20, 2017 |
93,290 | Meditation is like taking a shit; people who like to talk about how they do it all the time are often annoying to others. | Meditation is like taking a shit; people who like to talk about | how they do it all the time are often annoying to others. |
93,291 | If so the world is fucked.The Pentagon role now is to send legions of NATO trainers into Ukraine to "push Kiev's [reluctant] troops forward" in order to "deter Russian aggression." | If so the world is fucked.The Pentagon role now is to send legions of NATO trainers into Ukraine | to "push Kiev's [reluctant] troops forward" in order to "deter Russian aggression." |
93,292 | "It's almost an embarrassment being an American citizen ... and listening to the stupid s--- we have to deal with in this country," Dimon said. | "It's almost an embarrassment being an American citizen ... and listening to the | stupid s--- we have to deal with in this country," Dimon said. |
93,293 | However our newbros are gonna get seriously fucked if they head our way | However our newbros are gonna get | seriously fucked if they head our way |
93,294 | To those people, I will be as blunt as possible: You are the monster you are trying to destroy. | To those people, I will be as blunt as possible | : You are the monster you are trying to destroy. |
93,295 | “This is the mode of a bullshit artist, and it is sometimes amusing. | “This is the mode of a bullshit | artist, and it is sometimes amusing. |
93,296 | It's worse than stupidity: it's a marketing hype campaign," Stallman told The Guardian in reference to cloud computing. | It's worse than stupidity: it's a marketing hype campaign | ," Stallman told The Guardian in reference to cloud computing. |
93,297 | The 38-year-old mum is seen waving her arms in the air with her T-shirt resting on top of her massive breasts. | The 38-year-old mum is seen waving her arms in the air | with her T-shirt resting on top of her massive breasts. |
93,298 | This news comes to us from For The Win, which talked to Hungarian artist Gábor Miklós Szőke, who is currently designing the big stupid bird. | This news comes to us from For The Win, which talked to Hungarian | artist Gábor Miklós Szőke, who is currently designing the big stupid bird. |
93,299 | (That is, no Tim And Eric bathtubs full of shit, and Turkington is less intentionally off-putting than in his Neil Hamburger persona.) | (That is, no Tim And Eric bathtubs full of shit, and | Turkington is less intentionally off-putting than in his Neil Hamburger persona.) |
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