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93,400 | When she asks why he did that after all she’d done for him, the "vicious" reptile replies "oh shut up silly woman ... you knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in." | When she asks why he did that after all she’d done for him, the "vicious" reptile replies | "oh shut up silly woman ... you knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in." |
93,401 | The irritating 4G ads have made Sasha Chettri the most hated person on the Indian Internet. | The irritating 4G ads have made Sasha Chettri | the most hated person on the Indian Internet. |
93,402 | We’re not just some dipshits in polka-dot overalls and fright wigs playing grab-ass. | We’re not just some dipshits in polka- | dot overalls and fright wigs playing grab-ass. |
93,403 | Support your favorite whore by donating to The Manwhore Podcast! | Support your favorite whore by | donating to The Manwhore Podcast! |
93,404 | Some of the idiot conservative Republicans thought the sentence was too light. | Some of the idiot conservative Republicans | thought the sentence was too light. |
93,405 | She’s not interested in shooting your shitty airy campaign, or your new one-word-titled expensive quarterly with Sans Serif hybrid font and white border and the ’70s-looking model on the cover. | She’s not interested in shooting your shitty airy campaign, or your new one-word-titled expensive | quarterly with Sans Serif hybrid font and white border and the ’70s-looking model on the cover. |
93,406 | WAIT, YOUR CELLULITE RIDDEN ASSES HAVE ALREADY FUSED TO YOUR CHAIRS IN A SHIT AND PISS AND FABRIC AND DECAYING FLESH MEDLEY SO THAT STEPS UNNECCESARY! | WAIT, YOUR CELLULITE RIDDEN ASSES HAVE ALREADY FUSED TO YOUR CHAIRS IN A | SHIT AND PISS AND FABRIC AND DECAYING FLESH MEDLEY SO THAT STEPS UNNECCESARY! |
93,407 | All feminism did was force stupid men to get smarter because women got too greedy and were wild hounds feeding at the carcass. | All feminism did was force stupid men to get smarter because women | got too greedy and were wild hounds feeding at the carcass. |
93,408 | It is mind boggling to imagine a world where leaders of some of the most powerful countries on Earth are stupid enough to let all these Muslims in. | It is mind boggling to imagine a world where leaders of some of the | most powerful countries on Earth are stupid enough to let all these Muslims in. |
93,409 | I have a lot of clothes I don’t need from when I was a consumer whore. | I have a lot of clothes I don’t | need from when I was a consumer whore. |
93,410 | If anyone tells you there are objective standards, they’re full of crap. | If anyone tells you there are objective | standards, they’re full of crap. |
93,411 | Fuck This is Why You’re Fat and Shit My Dad Says and Texts From Last Night and Dealbreakers… let’s talk about someone giving me a book deal for my sad, pathetic memoirs entitled “Some Fucking Bullshit Ass Online Dating Shit: A Book” to be created from http://blog.kiamatthews.com/tagged/online_dating | Fuck This is Why You’re Fat and Shit My Dad Says and Texts From Last Night and Dealbreakers… let’s talk about someone giving me | a book deal for my sad, pathetic memoirs entitled “Some Fucking Bullshit Ass Online Dating Shit: A Book” to be created from http://blog.kiamatthews.com/tagged/online_dating |
93,412 | What follows is, to paraphrase Cicero, incoherent, mind-numbing horseshit. | What follows is, to paraphrase Cicero | , incoherent, mind-numbing horseshit. |
93,413 | It turns out a senior had used a weed killer to spray out the shape of a penis, spanning the length of the field. | It turns out a senior had used a weed killer to spray out | the shape of a penis, spanning the length of the field. |
93,414 | Explore this Article Knowing the Basics Holding Your Tongue Flexing Your Tongue Sucking Air Under Your Tongue Show 1 more... | Explore this Article Knowing the Basics Holding Your Tongue Flexing | Your Tongue Sucking Air Under Your Tongue Show 1 more... |
93,415 | The Republican tax plan may be kind of dumb, but if it were three times as dumb as it is, it would only be half as dumb as the Washington Post’s analysis of it. | The Republican tax plan may be kind of dumb, but if it were three times as dumb as | it is, it would only be half as dumb as the Washington Post’s analysis of it. |
93,416 | The notion requires us to consider, first, what horrible shit is coming down the pike. | The notion requires us to consider, first, | what horrible shit is coming down the pike. |
93,417 | He said, "@SandraFluke, when are you gonna shut that god damn dick sucker?" | He said, "@SandraFluke, when are you | gonna shut that god damn dick sucker?" |
93,418 | One middle-aged black man in a hoodie in the audience held up a torn Trump sign, yelling to anyone who would hear “Fuck Trump.” | One middle-aged black man in a hoodie in the audience held up a | torn Trump sign, yelling to anyone who would hear “Fuck Trump.” |
93,419 | Would allow us to fulfill our lifelong dream of blowing pot smoke right in a cop’s face | Would allow us to fulfill our lifelong dream of | blowing pot smoke right in a cop’s face |
93,420 | You could also tie your lavender in small bundles and hang them up until dry. | You could also tie your lavender in small | bundles and hang them up until dry. |
93,421 | Superimposed upon his head were grotesque cartoon faces and an accompanying message from the anonymous caller: “I promise I will kidnap you also.” | Superimposed upon his head were grotesque cartoon faces and an accompanying message from | the anonymous caller: “I promise I will kidnap you also.” |
93,422 | “If you threaten me to cut my head, how would you feel if we chop off your head before that? | “If you threaten me to cut my head, how | would you feel if we chop off your head before that? |
93,423 | Raging Bull-Shit is his modest attempt to scrub away the lathers of soft soap peddled by political and business leaders and their loyal mainstream media. | Raging Bull-Shit is his modest attempt to scrub away the lathers of | soft soap peddled by political and business leaders and their loyal mainstream media. |
93,424 | Despite her cries to "leave her alone," Gregory then carried her to her room and raped her. | Despite her cries to "leave her alone," | Gregory then carried her to her room and raped her. |
93,425 | Another said the projects were “monuments to government stupidity.” | Another said the projects were “ | monuments to government stupidity.” |
93,426 | <BotenAnna> then fuck you [15:46] <bep> "let me just alienate people on my side" [15:47] <bep> wait, BotenAnna = robotanna? | <BotenAnna> then fuck you [15:46] <bep> "let me just alienate | people on my side" [15:47] <bep> wait, BotenAnna = robotanna? |
93,427 | “Also, I don’t know if you guys caught on to this yet, but I’m a fucking moron. | “Also, I don’t know if you guys caught | on to this yet, but I’m a fucking moron. |
93,428 | Rush Limbaugh has lost at least 140 advertisers after calling Georgetown University law student, Sandra Fluke a "slut" and a "prostitute" on his radio show because he disagrees with her position that health insurers should provide coverage for birth control. | Rush Limbaugh has lost at least 140 advertisers after calling Georgetown University law student, Sandra Fluke a "slut" and a | "prostitute" on his radio show because he disagrees with her position that health insurers should provide coverage for birth control. |
93,429 | So has a more normal candidate, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, a neoliberal’s neoliberal and near-complete asshole. | So has a more normal candidate, New York Governor Andrew | Cuomo, a neoliberal’s neoliberal and near-complete asshole. |
93,430 | Much of this, in retrospect, may have simply been stupid kids saying and doing stupid things because they were too immature to realize just how awful it was. | Much of this, in retrospect, may have simply been stupid kids saying and | doing stupid things because they were too immature to realize just how awful it was. |
93,431 | America hates Hillary’s guts because she’s corrupt, a liar, the handmaiden of Satan (allegedly) and refuses to be accountable for her own degree of suck. | America hates Hillary’s guts because she’s corrupt, a liar, the handmaiden of | Satan (allegedly) and refuses to be accountable for her own degree of suck. |
93,432 | ") #checks to see if page/item exists print(words[61]) #DO NOT REMOVE THE FUCKING SPACES, YOU'LL FUCK IT UP if words[61] ! | ") #checks to see if page/item exists print(words[61]) # | DO NOT REMOVE THE FUCKING SPACES, YOU'LL FUCK IT UP if words[61] ! |
93,433 | I’ve got vivid memories of staggering out of a suburban multiplex in 1997 and sputtering, “What the fuck was that?” | I’ve got vivid memories of staggering out of a suburban multiplex | in 1997 and sputtering, “What the fuck was that?” |
93,434 | The fish’s slimy, boneless body culminates in a tooth-studded “oral disc,” which it can use to suction to larger fish and slurp its host’s bodily fluids. | The fish’s slimy, boneless body culminates in a tooth-studded “oral disc, | ” which it can use to suction to larger fish and slurp its host’s bodily fluids. |
93,435 | BACKLASH: Bishop's lavish life, kids on reality TV, hard porn becomes the norm | BACKLASH: Bishop's lavish life, kids | on reality TV, hard porn becomes the norm |
93,436 | 1. “Fuck who thought this ad was a good idea. ‘what if, right, a giant banker was taking a literal shit on the city'” | 1. “Fuck who thought this ad was a good idea. ‘what if | , right, a giant banker was taking a literal shit on the city'” |
93,437 | Arthropods are invertebrate animals that have an external skeleton. | Arthropods are invertebrate animals that | have an external skeleton. |
93,438 | The hot biopic 'Straight Outta Compton': "All this shit really happened." | The hot biopic 'Straight Outta Compton' | : "All this shit really happened." |
93,439 | The "incident" considered by the jury, according to the instructions given by the judge, began with a physical confrontation between Trayvon and Zimmerman, not when Zimmerman launched his armed pursuit, muttering, "Fucking punks. | The "incident" considered by the jury, according to the instructions given by the judge, began with a | physical confrontation between Trayvon and Zimmerman, not when Zimmerman launched his armed pursuit, muttering, "Fucking punks. |
93,440 | up his butt crack in his fetid diaper to root around for that annoying itchy spot? | up his butt crack in his fetid diaper | to root around for that annoying itchy spot? |
93,441 | As I was getting up the player said: "You've given us fuck all today, like all the other refs that come here." | As I was getting up the player said: "You've given us | fuck all today, like all the other refs that come here." |
93,442 | Porn stars are paid to act (really); prostitutes are paid for sex. | Porn stars are paid to act (really | ); prostitutes are paid for sex. |
93,443 | "He catches one stupid little ball, and everybody in New York (loves) this guy," Norman said of Beckham in "Panthers Rising" by Scott Fowler of The Charlotte Observer. | "He catches one stupid little ball, and everybody in New York (loves) this guy | ," Norman said of Beckham in "Panthers Rising" by Scott Fowler of The Charlotte Observer. |
93,444 | He is agressive, he’s a rapist, a child molester, a wife beater, a chauvinist pig. | He is agressive, he’s a rapist, a | child molester, a wife beater, a chauvinist pig. |
93,445 | This kind of stuff happens all the time, but since you got pregnant, it’s a lot harder to tolerate this bullshit. | This kind of stuff happens all the time, but since you | got pregnant, it’s a lot harder to tolerate this bullshit. |
93,446 | Homosexuality and Demon Possession This first approach perceives homosexuality as caused by demons... | Homosexuality and Demon Possession This first approach | perceives homosexuality as caused by demons... |
93,447 | Jehovah's Witnesses have a really fucked up rule on sexual assault | Jehovah's Witnesses have a really | fucked up rule on sexual assault |
93,448 | The incident: A guy took a Snapchat of a cop and drew some dicks over the top. | The incident: A guy took a Snapchat of | a cop and drew some dicks over the top. |
93,449 | I knew that meant going broke, drinking alone, and working shit jobs. | I knew that meant going broke, | drinking alone, and working shit jobs. |
93,450 | The man was actually accused of receiving oral sex from a dog.
BEASTLY ACCUSATIONS: | The man was actually accused of receiving oral | sex from a dog.
BEASTLY ACCUSATIONS: |
93,451 | Super spy Solid Snake's greatest disguise would be a pair of ludicrously huge boobs, he looks completely different! | Super spy Solid Snake's greatest disguise would be a | pair of ludicrously huge boobs, he looks completely different! |
93,452 | Being REAL idiots, they didn’t burn them thoroughly but just sort of scorched some of them. | Being REAL idiots, they didn’t burn them | thoroughly but just sort of scorched some of them. |
93,453 | “Great idea…instead of coming home to relax in front of a nice tv, you can learn to appreciate a small shit tv…glad I learned to live like shit so I can retire early…” | “Great idea…instead of coming home to relax in front of a nice tv, you can learn | to appreciate a small shit tv…glad I learned to live like shit so I can retire early…” |
93,454 | “Man is stupid,” he said, referencing a passage in the Old Testament, according to the The New York Times and The Associated Press. | “Man is stupid,” he said, referencing a passage in the | Old Testament, according to the The New York Times and The Associated Press. |
93,455 | All those Washington bigshots who’ve been acting nice to you over the past few months—they’ll be out of here like rats scurrying from a burning building. | All those Washington bigshots who’ve been acting nice to you over the past few | months—they’ll be out of here like rats scurrying from a burning building. |
93,456 | “You have made a career of playing stupid shit,” my friend tells me, as she stares at me playing a 2D MS-DOS platformer that sees a naked man with a semi erect cock jump around collecting beer and pissing on doors to open them. | “You have made a career of playing stupid shit,” my friend tells me, as she stares at me playing a 2D | MS-DOS platformer that sees a naked man with a semi erect cock jump around collecting beer and pissing on doors to open them. |
93,457 | In effect, the sins of these gay Mormon parents will be passed to their innocent children. | In effect, the sins of these gay Mormon | parents will be passed to their innocent children. |
93,458 | "My suspicion is that they're getting their semen from sodomites," he continued. | "My suspicion is that they're getting | their semen from sodomites," he continued. |
93,459 | Then some stranger on the internet makes a parody post calling out the bullshit. | Then some stranger on the internet makes | a parody post calling out the bullshit. |
93,460 | “Contador is piece of Spanish shit, and never will win anything,” Tinkov replied. | “Contador is piece of Spanish shit, and | never will win anything,” Tinkov replied. |
93,461 | "Actually one type of pornography was associated with higher rates of condom use -- men who viewed more pornography containing condom use engaged in fewer condomless anal sex encounters. | "Actually one type of pornography was associated with higher rates of condom use -- | men who viewed more pornography containing condom use engaged in fewer condomless anal sex encounters. |
93,462 | Enter the philosopher Aaron James, author of the foundational text in the burgeoning field of Asshole Studies: the bestselling Assholes: A Theory. | Enter the philosopher Aaron James, author of the foundational text in the | burgeoning field of Asshole Studies: the bestselling Assholes: A Theory. |
93,463 | Not only is Moscow sucking them dry, but their collapse is contributing to ever larger capital flight. | Not only is Moscow sucking them dry, but | their collapse is contributing to ever larger capital flight. |
93,464 | ‘Anal probe tests’ are widely considered by human rights organizations to be torture. | ‘Anal probe tests’ are widely considered | by human rights organizations to be torture. |
93,465 | For years now, we’ve heard from the media that the Republican Party is a fringe party – a far-right bunch of kooks who hate gays, blacks, the poor, Mexicans, and clean air. | For years now, we’ve heard from the media that the Republican Party is a fringe party – a | far-right bunch of kooks who hate gays, blacks, the poor, Mexicans, and clean air. |
93,466 | If you deliberately kill a chimpanzee--biologically, our closest relative, sharing 99.6 percent of our active genes--whatever else it is, it's not murder. | If you deliberately kill a chimpanzee--biologically, our closest relative, sharing 99.6 | percent of our active genes--whatever else it is, it's not murder. |
93,467 | Is there anybody in the world stupid enough to believe that’s even remotely possible? | Is there anybody in the world stupid enough | to believe that’s even remotely possible? |
93,468 | It’s all a lie, and that’s to be expected from a malignant and corrupt monster like Hillary Clinton and her coterie of suck-ups and henchpeople in and out of the media. | It’s all a lie, and that’s to be expected from a malignant and corrupt monster | like Hillary Clinton and her coterie of suck-ups and henchpeople in and out of the media. |
93,469 | sex isn’t everything, romance isn’t, partnership isn’t, idk stop going on about LOL I DONT CARE ABOUT TRENDS MEN HATE IM NOT HERE TO PLEASE MENNNN and then turn around with the NOT MY NIGEL bullshit, actually act on what you “believe” | sex isn’t everything, romance isn’t, partnership isn’t, idk stop going on about LOL I DONT CARE ABOUT TRENDS MEN | HATE IM NOT HERE TO PLEASE MENNNN and then turn around with the NOT MY NIGEL bullshit, actually act on what you “believe” |
93,470 | Dear Reader (including the gorillas among you who do not use human children as playthings), | Dear Reader (including the gorillas among you who | do not use human children as playthings), |
93,471 | I accidently hit yer site when my keyboard malfunctioned whilst jackin’ it to some hard core shit. | I accidently hit yer site when my keyboard malfunctioned | whilst jackin’ it to some hard core shit. |
93,472 | There is a sort of battle going on, between my people that are white and the people that are black. | There is a sort of battle going on, between my | people that are white and the people that are black. |
93,473 | A Night Of A Thousand Vaginas will take place at the Largo comedy theatre in Los Angeles on January 19. | A Night Of A Thousand Vaginas will take place at | the Largo comedy theatre in Los Angeles on January 19. |
93,474 | Last week, Riyadh K’s video of his mother reading YouTube comments went viral, and it included a message from de facto Westboro leader Shirley Phelps: “This is what happens when the fag enablers turn the country to the fags. | Last week, Riyadh K’s video of his mother reading YouTube comments went viral, and it included a message from | de facto Westboro leader Shirley Phelps: “This is what happens when the fag enablers turn the country to the fags. |
93,475 | At the Battered Whore, they played an intense game of memory match with a local patron. | At the Battered Whore, they played an intense | game of memory match with a local patron. |
93,476 | Misty Gates, a camgirl who is becoming increasingly well-known for her remarkably round ass, chose a zipset as the vehicle to do her first ever anal toy scene. | Misty Gates, a camgirl who is becoming increasingly well-known for her remarkably round | ass, chose a zipset as the vehicle to do her first ever anal toy scene. |
93,477 | “Meanwhile his extreme stupidity will tank the economy, so in a few years Tom’s main job will be catching squirrels and cooking them on sticks in a ditch. | “Meanwhile his extreme stupidity will tank the economy, so in a few years Tom | ’s main job will be catching squirrels and cooking them on sticks in a ditch. |
93,478 | Today I ask for your continued prayers for my sissy Julie and her husband Hector....along with my nieces and nephews. | Today I ask for your continued prayers for my sissy Julie | and her husband Hector....along with my nieces and nephews. |
93,479 | Austin Petersen should probably just walk his steadfast obnoxious ass straight into oncoming traffic. | Austin Petersen should probably just walk his | steadfast obnoxious ass straight into oncoming traffic. |
93,480 | The man ripped her pants down to her ankles and tried to rape her, but could not get an erection, so he got up and walked away, according to the sources. | The man ripped her pants down to her ankles and tried to rape her, but could | not get an erection, so he got up and walked away, according to the sources. |
93,481 | For example, I’ve heard, more than once, someone who is supposedly into rock music say they hate Nirvana, and that Nirvana sucks. | For example, I’ve heard, more than once, someone who is | supposedly into rock music say they hate Nirvana, and that Nirvana sucks. |
93,482 | This AB.....well it was easier than I expected but still a pain in the ass.I was a total jerk on the muffin on this one....people said I was making them too easy. | This AB.....well it was easier than I expected but still a pain in the ass.I | was a total jerk on the muffin on this one....people said I was making them too easy. |
93,483 | C.K. was alleged by the Times to have masturbated in front of at least three women who did not consent. | C.K. was alleged by the Times to have masturbated in | front of at least three women who did not consent. |
93,484 | It's one thing to play Colonel Kurtz in the jungle when it's making the shareholders rich, but when you start frittering away titanic assets like the NotW because you need to give your idiot son a job, well, that's another story. | It's one thing to play Colonel Kurtz in the jungle when it's making the shareholders rich, but when you start frittering | away titanic assets like the NotW because you need to give your idiot son a job, well, that's another story. |
93,485 | Listen as we shit talk Namor’s inexplicable winged ankles and wax poetic on unicorns and such. | Listen as we shit talk Namor’s inexplicable winged | ankles and wax poetic on unicorns and such. |
93,486 | American University has become the latest school to do away with its annual performance of “The Vagina Monologues” on the grounds that it’s not inclusive to women without vaginas. | American University has become the latest school to do away with its annual performance of “ | The Vagina Monologues” on the grounds that it’s not inclusive to women without vaginas. |
93,487 | Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear gives you shit dick. | Sometimes you eat the bear, and | sometimes the bear gives you shit dick. |
93,488 | All of these predictions will be the kind that you remember after the season and then say one of two things: 1) “Wow, that guy is an unbelievable moron!” | All of these predictions will be the kind that you remember after the season and then say | one of two things: 1) “Wow, that guy is an unbelievable moron!” |
93,489 | "'Where Mikey is so wounded, that I have to shoot him and it's the most compassionate thing I've done in six years, and it has to do with killing someone.' | "'Where Mikey is so wounded, that I have to shoot him and it's the most | compassionate thing I've done in six years, and it has to do with killing someone.' |
93,490 | I’ve only ever seen two Kevin Smith films: Mallrats (which he claims is his worst picture) and Zack and Miri Make a Porno. | I’ve only ever seen two Kevin Smith films: Mallrats (which he | claims is his worst picture) and Zack and Miri Make a Porno. |
93,491 | No sane man is ever going to enjoy the fact that you greeted him with the contents of a canine anal gland on your cheek, and the result is returning from the bathroom to find he has left before the starter. | No sane man is ever going to enjoy the fact that you greeted him with the contents of a canine anal | gland on your cheek, and the result is returning from the bathroom to find he has left before the starter. |
93,492 | Here we go…Women’s College Cancels ‘Vagina Monologues’ Because It Excludes Women Without Vaginas | Here we go…Women’s College Cancels ‘ | Vagina Monologues’ Because It Excludes Women Without Vaginas |
93,493 | The feminist dictionary explains , when a husband forces wife to have sex or forcibly have sex with him. | The feminist dictionary explains , when a husband forces wife | to have sex or forcibly have sex with him. |
93,494 | We’re going to take those refugees, and we’re going to drown them. | We’re going to take those refugees, | and we’re going to drown them. |
93,495 | “The Low Down Dirty Motherfuckers Manifesto” is a planned cross-country road trip scheduled for the summer of 2009. | “The Low Down Dirty Motherfuckers Manifesto” is a planned | cross-country road trip scheduled for the summer of 2009. |
93,496 | I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but things have been pretty fucked up. | I know it's been a long time since I rapped | at ya, but things have been pretty fucked up. |
93,497 | “But I often talk to the StarCraft and Dota communities so I know how to effectively deal with mass idiocy.” | “But I often talk to the StarCraft and Dota communities | so I know how to effectively deal with mass idiocy.” |
93,498 | I get angry when religious leaders opportunistically use religion, and people's trust and faith in religion, to steal, cheat, lie, manipulate the political process, take sexual advantage of their followers, and generally behave like the scum of the earth. | I get angry when religious leaders opportunistically use religion, and people's trust and faith in religion, to steal, cheat, | lie, manipulate the political process, take sexual advantage of their followers, and generally behave like the scum of the earth. |
93,499 | THIS IS TOO FUCKING GOOD TO BE TRUE. why had i previously been glaring down my snooty nose at the magical opportunity to stay in some regular-ass person's dirty-ass real apartment? | THIS IS TOO FUCKING GOOD TO BE TRUE. why had i previously been glaring down my snooty nose | at the magical opportunity to stay in some regular-ass person's dirty-ass real apartment? |
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