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Artiles also called Democrat Perry Thurston, a black senator from Fort Lauderdale, an “asshole.”
Artiles also called Democrat Perry Thurston, a black
senator from Fort Lauderdale, an “asshole.”
94,701
Jack prayed the village idiots wouldn’t vote for Brexit, but they did.
Jack prayed the village idiots wouldn’t
vote for Brexit, but they did.
94,702
I could give a fuck about your weight because things like that prove that you're an ugly person regardless.
I could give a fuck about your weight because things
like that prove that you're an ugly person regardless.
94,703
Under a graphic stating "Ass-Rape: It's Always Funny," Starnes asks: "Who honestly cares about criminals being ass-raped in prison?"
Under a graphic stating "Ass-Rape: It's Always Funny," Starnes
asks: "Who honestly cares about criminals being ass-raped in prison?"
94,704
But here it works, because Ellis was so tuned in to feeling like a fuck and he understood people's tendency to just implode after a while.
But here it works, because Ellis was so tuned in to feeling like
a fuck and he understood people's tendency to just implode after a while.
94,705
(She has over 200, bitch!) All he does is sit on his bitter wack ass and judge playerz all day because he wasn't dope enough to get hired at Worldstar Hiphop. Haterz gonna hate—nobody reads Teh Gothamoist anyway WHAAAAAT.
(She has over 200, bitch!) All he does is sit on his bitter wack ass and judge playerz all day because
he wasn't dope enough to get hired at Worldstar Hiphop. Haterz gonna hate—nobody reads Teh Gothamoist anyway WHAAAAAT.
94,706
Rob Schneider is back, playing a male prostitute (or, as the movie reminds us dozens of times, a "man whore").
Rob Schneider is back, playing a male prostitute (or, as the
movie reminds us dozens of times, a "man whore").
94,707
On Apr 30, 2015 9:44 AM, "Glenn Thrush" <gthrush@politico.com> wrote: > Can I send u a couple of grafs, OTR, to make sure I=E2=80=99m not fuckin= g > anything up?
On Apr 30, 2015 9:44 AM, "Glenn Thrush" <gthrush@politico.com> wrote: > Can I send
u a couple of grafs, OTR, to make sure I=E2=80=99m not fuckin= g > anything up?
94,708
What unhappiness for the white race—to have tied their existence so closely with that of negroes in certain countries!
What unhappiness for the white race—to have tied their
existence so closely with that of negroes in certain countries!
94,709
That's why our country is great because washed up comics have the right to suck.
That's why our country is great because
washed up comics have the right to suck.
94,710
A teenager who jumped on his ex-girlfriend's head after she criticised the size of his penis has been jailed for five years.
A teenager who jumped on his ex-girlfriend's head after she
criticised the size of his penis has been jailed for five years.
94,711
If there was ever a comic begging to be animated it’s the one where Batman calls Robin a retard, fucks Black Canary on a filthy dock and runs around laughing insanely because it’s so fucking awesome being Batman. (
If there was ever a comic begging to be animated it’s the one where Batman calls Robin a retard,
fucks Black Canary on a filthy dock and runs around laughing insanely because it’s so fucking awesome being Batman. (
94,712
Three weeks ago chef Liam Flynn, owner of Flynn’s restaurant in Far North Queensland, had a run-in with a customer who told him to “f**k off” when he asked she take her crying two-year-old child outside until he calmed down.
Three weeks ago chef Liam Flynn, owner of Flynn’s restaurant in Far North Queensland, had a run-in with a customer who
told him to “f**k off” when he asked she take her crying two-year-old child outside until he calmed down.
94,713
Princeton University, home to exceptional men who have heard of Jean Cocteau, unlike those dumb dumbs at Ohio State.
Princeton University, home to exceptional men who have heard of
Jean Cocteau, unlike those dumb dumbs at Ohio State.
94,714
To order You Have to F**cking Eat for £9.34 (RRP £10.99) go to bookshop.theguardian.com or call 0330 333 6846.
To order You Have to F**cking Eat for £9.34 (RRP
£10.99) go to bookshop.theguardian.com or call 0330 333 6846.
94,715
Pussy Riot has gained notoriety for its protests against oppressive rule by the Russian government.
Pussy Riot has gained notoriety for its protests
against oppressive rule by the Russian government.
94,716
‘Watch out for an Islamophobic backlash’, aloof observers say, their minds always more agitated by the thought of stupid white people saying something rude about Islam than by acts of Islamist mass murder.
‘Watch out for an Islamophobic backlash’, aloof observers say, their minds always more agitated by
the thought of stupid white people saying something rude about Islam than by acts of Islamist mass murder.
94,717
Some figures show that up to 60% of bitches experience them to some extent during their life time.
Some figures show that up to 60% of bitches
experience them to some extent during their life time.
94,718
"Damn you parasites ...," was how Joacim Benes described beggars he had had an altercation with in a post on Facebook, according to a report in the Smålandsposten daily.
"Damn you parasites ...," was how Joacim Benes described beggars he had had an
altercation with in a post on Facebook, according to a report in the Smålandsposten daily.
94,719
When she screamed at them to stop because she was pregnant, he yelled "we don't care if we kill your baby".
When she screamed at them to stop because she was pregnant, he
yelled "we don't care if we kill your baby".
94,720
I'm 47 and out of fucks to give anymore.Force me into living a criminal/terrorist life and the results will be fucking spectacular because I excel at anything and everything I put my heart and mind into.
I'm 47 and out of fucks to give anymore.Force me into living a criminal/terrorist life and
the results will be fucking spectacular because I excel at anything and everything I put my heart and mind into.
94,721
Ducks typically do, their penises sometimes reaching considerable lengths (9.8 inches for a ruddy duck, more than half its body length).
Ducks typically do, their penises sometimes reaching considerable lengths (9.8 inches
for a ruddy duck, more than half its body length).
94,722
​The next time somebody tells you Prop 19 isn’t needed because “marijuana is already practically legal in California,” call ’em on their bullshit.
​The next time somebody tells you Prop 19 isn’t needed because “marijuana
is already practically legal in California,” call ’em on their bullshit.
94,723
As reported, they encouraged others on a radio show to “turn the tide” and kill white people and cops to send a message about the killing of black people in America.
As reported, they encouraged others on a radio show to “turn the tide” and
kill white people and cops to send a message about the killing of black people in America.
94,724
My husband has been trying to get me to read Life of Pi for an unmentionable number of years, and I am an avid writer, so this little package is the shit!
My husband has been trying to get me to read Life of Pi for an unmentionable number
of years, and I am an avid writer, so this little package is the shit!
94,725
It would be flat out stupid to hold out on behalf of 1,900 players because YOU want to be a FA.
It would be flat out stupid to hold out on behalf
of 1,900 players because YOU want to be a FA.
94,726
It's the ultimate wet t-shirt contest for infinitesimal penises.
It's the ultimate wet t
-shirt contest for infinitesimal penises.
94,727
And keep it warm in his car by f***king his mistress on the box.”
And keep it warm in his car by
f***king his mistress on the box.”
94,728
So, without further ado, visit some of our communities dedicated to the shittiest of the shitty things, and celebrate the things that make us say…. ew. And a handy multi with even more!
So, without further ado, visit some of our communities dedicated to the shittiest of the shitty things,
and celebrate the things that make us say…. ew. And a handy multi with even more!
94,729
Posting on True To You, an online Morrissey fanzine, the singer detailed an incident where he was approached by an airport security officer who “crouched before me and groped my penis and testicles.”
Posting on True To You, an online Morrissey fanzine, the singer detailed an incident where he was
approached by an airport security officer who “crouched before me and groped my penis and testicles.”
94,730
The acid almost completely corroded her nose, burned off her hair, fused her lips, blinded her in one eye, destroyed her left ear and burned her breasts.
The acid almost completely corroded her nose, burned off her hair, fused her lips
, blinded her in one eye, destroyed her left ear and burned her breasts.
94,731
"Also, people like to use greater numbers of rings in order to stretch their penis – it's a specific fetish," he added.
"Also, people like to use greater numbers of rings in order to
stretch their penis – it's a specific fetish," he added.
94,732
"I don't want to be the go-to guy for the club song or to speak on all the dumb shit that's going around."
"I don't want to be the go-to guy for the club
song or to speak on all the dumb shit that's going around."
94,733
He added: “If some idiot who is not a terrorist runs in, and there are a few of those out there, the dog will drop them and they won’t be shot.”
He added: “If some idiot who is not a terrorist runs in, and there are a
few of those out there, the dog will drop them and they won’t be shot.”
94,734
"Keagan then told me the boy had put a knife up to him and called him a ginger little F*** and said he was going to kill him."
"Keagan then told me the boy had put a knife up to him and called him
a ginger little F*** and said he was going to kill him."
94,735
How a shit-spewing butt-vacuum wasn't totally hilarious to me is now almost unimaginable.
How a shit-spewing butt-vacuum was
n't totally hilarious to me is now almost unimaginable.
94,736
I'm going to have to spend this comment taking apart the idiot and dullard of a professional book reviewer at Publisher's Weekly who tried unfairly to paint Harrison as a racist in his public review.
I'm going to have to spend this comment taking apart the idiot and dullard of a professional book
reviewer at Publisher's Weekly who tried unfairly to paint Harrison as a racist in his public review.
94,737
The victim explained to officers that the three men threw bottles, narrowly missing his head, while shouting “F*ck you, ni**er!”
The victim explained to officers that the three men threw bottles, narrowly
missing his head, while shouting “F*ck you, ni**er!”
94,738
An official at the Egyptian Ministry of Foreign Affairs said: “He’s not a terrorist, he’s an idiot.
An official at the Egyptian Ministry of Foreign Affairs said:
“He’s not a terrorist, he’s an idiot.
94,739
The song continues: “And he’s dead, dead Michael Brown / Deadest man in the whole damn town / His whole life’s long gone / Deader than a roadkill dog.”
The song continues: “And he’s dead, dead Michael Brown / Deadest man in the
whole damn town / His whole life’s long gone / Deader than a roadkill dog.”
94,740
Billy CurringtonTyler FarrRandy HouserMidlandA Thousand Horses38 SpecialFrankie BallardColt FordDavid NailCraig CampbellMichael RayRunaway JuneHigh ValleyDJ Dirty
Billy CurringtonTyler FarrRandy HouserMidlandA Thousand Horses38 SpecialFrankie
BallardColt FordDavid NailCraig CampbellMichael RayRunaway JuneHigh ValleyDJ Dirty
94,741
A man in Malawi has paid the ultimate price to become rich as he has reportedly allowed a Hyena to bite off his genitals.
A man in Malawi has paid the ultimate price to become rich
as he has reportedly allowed a Hyena to bite off his genitals.
94,742
“Trying to date in school in your condition… even if you could find some [swear word] – you have a penis right?
“Trying to date in school in your condition… even if you
could find some [swear word] – you have a penis right?
94,743
Spartan Swill A place on the internet to discuss MSU sports, bourbon, and cigars, tell made up stories and generally act like an idiot when no one is watching.
Spartan Swill A place on the internet to discuss MSU sports, bourbon, and cigars
, tell made up stories and generally act like an idiot when no one is watching.
94,744
The study of English Literature is the practice of masturbating to ideology.
The study of English Literature is
the practice of masturbating to ideology.
94,745
Why in the fucking world would anyone want to live-stream with someone who isn’t a cam-girl for that long, you ask?
Why in the fucking world would anyone want to live-stream with someone
who isn’t a cam-girl for that long, you ask?
94,746
If you’re like me, you think Texas Senator Ted Cruz is a small-minded, power-hungry, casually cruel prick.
If you’re like me, you think Texas Senator Ted Cruz is
a small-minded, power-hungry, casually cruel prick.
94,747
It also boasts Pretty Little Liars star Keegan Allen as Franco’s lover, who eagerly repeats the movie’s unforgettable rallying cry: “No little bitches!”
It also boasts Pretty Little Liars star Keegan Allen as Franco’s lover, who
eagerly repeats the movie’s unforgettable rallying cry: “No little bitches!”
94,748
Considering that the dissolution of this marriage is Melo’s fault, he’d be a damn fool to low-ball Lala.
Considering that the dissolution of this marriage is Melo’s fault,
he’d be a damn fool to low-ball Lala.
94,749
You fly and warp around a procedurally generated universe as Vegeta and you get to blow shit up.
You fly and warp around a procedurally generated universe
as Vegeta and you get to blow shit up.
94,750
It doesn’t have to be dirty in my personal favorite ways—with sultry accoutrements and costuming like stockings and strappy sandals, or with strap-ons and lots of fucking, or with blow jobs and dirty talk.
It doesn’t have to be dirty in my personal favorite ways—with sultry accoutrements and costuming like stockings and
strappy sandals, or with strap-ons and lots of fucking, or with blow jobs and dirty talk.
94,751
“Apparently, Scottie, when Donald Trump says ‘pussy,’ he’s referring to a baby cat.”
“Apparently, Scottie, when Donald Trump says ‘pussy
,’ he’s referring to a baby cat.”
94,752
Not Your American Idiots will feature three amazing covers of some your favorite Green Day classics including “Basket Case” and “Wake Me Up When September Ends.”
Not Your American Idiots will feature three amazing covers of some your favorite Green Day
classics including “Basket Case” and “Wake Me Up When September Ends.”
94,753
They stick with their high-school sweetheart and then fuck other chicks on the side.
They stick with their high-school sweetheart
and then fuck other chicks on the side.
94,754
Later on, I learned to love playing more card games such as Casino, shit head, and Kanasta.
Later on, I learned to love playing more card
games such as Casino, shit head, and Kanasta.
94,755
They're not going to compare to what you get at home (unless, that is, your T-Mobile signal sucks).
They're not going to compare to what you get at home (
unless, that is, your T-Mobile signal sucks).
94,756
You would think after reading that post, [only possible if you enjoy such pleasures as masturbating with a cheese-grater – ED], that the #GamerGate movement was about to surge down a plughole into oblivion.
You would think after reading that post, [only possible if you enjoy such pleasures as masturbating with a cheese
-grater – ED], that the #GamerGate movement was about to surge down a plughole into oblivion.
94,757
The neighbour responds: “From some piece of s***, Manila-a**, f***** ghetto living under a tarp piece of s*** land."
The neighbour responds: “From some piece of s***, Manila-a**,
f***** ghetto living under a tarp piece of s*** land."
94,758
Because, in addition to being insulting, it's factually moronic.
Because, in addition to being
insulting, it's factually moronic.
94,759
Parke honestly believes that size will never equal strength: “That doesn’t mean shit.
Parke honestly believes that size will never equal
strength: “That doesn’t mean shit.
94,760
Looking at the situation involving Mario Williams will make you cringe with embarrassment, shake your head and think to yourself “How the hell did that happen to him?”
Looking at the situation involving Mario Williams will make you cringe with embarrassment, shake your
head and think to yourself “How the hell did that happen to him?”
94,761
“We are standing here like a bunch of idiots, and it is completely our fault”, leader and icon, manager Jürgen Klopp, stated after the game.
“We are standing here like a bunch of idiots, and it is completely our
fault”, leader and icon, manager Jürgen Klopp, stated after the game.
94,762
Promised Land, Sugaree, Mexicali Blues, Loser, Me And Bobby McGee, Brown Eyed Women, Beat It On Down The Line, China Cat Sunflower-> I Know You Rider, Box Of Rain, He's Gone, Around & Around, Friend Of The Devil, Playin' In The Band
Promised Land, Sugaree, Mexicali Blues, Loser, Me And Bobby McGee, Brown Eyed Women, Beat It On Down The Line, China Cat
Sunflower-> I Know You Rider, Box Of Rain, He's Gone, Around & Around, Friend Of The Devil, Playin' In The Band
94,763
Shame: A French prostitute has her head shaved as a public humiliation after having sexual relations with Germans.
Shame: A French prostitute has her head shaved as
a public humiliation after having sexual relations with Germans.
94,764
Your stupid helmets look like an arena league team and your owner was an Oompah Loompah.
Your stupid helmets look like an arena league
team and your owner was an Oompah Loompah.
94,765
In a graphic account, the woman claims Knox was looking at her while holding his exposed genitals.
In a graphic account, the woman claims Knox
was looking at her while holding his exposed genitals.
94,766
No one in contempoary rock straddles that divide like Shannon Shaw, the band's frontwoman and bassist whose towering alto could scare you to death or bring you to your fucking knees.
No one in contempoary rock straddles that divide like Shannon Shaw, the band's frontwoman and
bassist whose towering alto could scare you to death or bring you to your fucking knees.
94,767
I’m a white feminist, and let me tell you something: white feminism* is pretty bullshit.
I’m a white feminist, and let me tell
you something: white feminism* is pretty bullshit.
94,768
NA are also a pathetic wee bunch of boring bastards, who as well as a fetish for Nazi iconography, are apparently opposed to commies, gays and cannabis.
NA are also a pathetic wee bunch of boring bastards, who as well as
a fetish for Nazi iconography, are apparently opposed to commies, gays and cannabis.
94,769
Because my academic background is in mathematics, and because I am a professional computer programmer, I have a sensitive bullshit detector.
Because my academic background is in mathematics, and because I am
a professional computer programmer, I have a sensitive bullshit detector.
94,770
The seed size is also impressive as they use seeds that must be twice the size of David seeds (David SUCKS!)
The seed size is also impressive as they use seeds that must
be twice the size of David seeds (David SUCKS!)
94,771
So he was dying, and you know I walked my Mum in to see him in the hospital and I walked in there to see my Dad and there was like a crazy-ass smell in the room.
So he was dying, and you know I walked my Mum in to see him in the hospital and
I walked in there to see my Dad and there was like a crazy-ass smell in the room.
94,772
“It [is] abundantly evident that a penis is made for a vagina, and not for an anus.
“It [is] abundantly evident that a penis is
made for a vagina, and not for an anus.
94,773
Did Polychrome, the Rainbow's Daughter Gwyneth Paltrow really deserve all the shit I gave her for believing that water has feelings and that duck bacon is a "pantry staple"?
Did Polychrome, the Rainbow's Daughter Gwyneth Paltrow really deserve all the shit I gave her
for believing that water has feelings and that duck bacon is a "pantry staple"?
94,774
This dramatic gesture, of unknown intent, apparently was not coordinated with Moron #1, and the holdup was aborted.
This dramatic gesture, of unknown intent, apparently was not
coordinated with Moron #1, and the holdup was aborted.
94,775
Hudson explained that he was "masturbating in the parking lot and that he had a fetish."
Hudson explained that he was "masturbating in the
parking lot and that he had a fetish."
94,776
In particular Chaplin was amused by Hitler and his transparent attempts to appear like a strong, powerful leader when it was clear he was just an egotistical jackass with a stupid, oddly familiar moustache.
In particular Chaplin was amused by Hitler and his transparent attempts to appear like a strong, powerful
leader when it was clear he was just an egotistical jackass with a stupid, oddly familiar moustache.
94,777
Seattle Court rules it is Okay to shoot Jews: A jihadi who shoot 6 while screaming “Death to Jews!”
Seattle Court rules it is Okay to shoot Jews: A
jihadi who shoot 6 while screaming “Death to Jews!”
94,778
"Now you look fucking manly, so you'll stopwhining all the time like a fucking little girl!"
"Now you look fucking manly, so you'll
stopwhining all the time like a fucking little girl!"
94,779
Killing Gunther costars Bobby Moynihan, Cobie Smulders, Hannah Simone, and Allison Tolman.
Killing Gunther costars Bobby Moynihan, Cobie Smulders
, Hannah Simone, and Allison Tolman.
94,780
Later that evening another tweet appeared, saying, “You exhibit nigga behavior, I’m a call you a nigga.
Later that evening another tweet appeared, saying, “You
exhibit nigga behavior, I’m a call you a nigga.
94,781
But you are racist Tommy, you and your cult Posted by Damp Cardigan on May 29, 2013 · 1 Comment
But you are racist Tommy, you and your cult Posted
by Damp Cardigan on May 29, 2013 · 1 Comment
94,782
“The driver of the vehicle, a full meeting of masturbation, had forgotten to unplug his microphone.
“The driver of the vehicle, a full meeting
of masturbation, had forgotten to unplug his microphone.
94,783
They also declared, “Fuck ‘Portlandia’” with a sign in their window.
They also declared, “Fuck ‘Portlandia
’” with a sign in their window.
94,784
If another driver on the highway flashes me the middle finger, it is generally accepted that he is a jackass.
If another driver on the highway flashes me the middle finger
, it is generally accepted that he is a jackass.
94,785
Well, apostates are 'mentally diseased', and they seek to infect others with their disloyal teachings."
Well, apostates are 'mentally diseased', and
they seek to infect others with their disloyal teachings."
94,786
US Supreme Court denies reprieve for mentally retarded Texas death row inmate
US Supreme Court denies reprieve for
mentally retarded Texas death row inmate
94,787
It is another evergreen story topic that’s complete bullshit, like how to organize your Oscar party or what to do for Valentine’s Day.
It is another evergreen story topic that’s complete bullshit, like how
to organize your Oscar party or what to do for Valentine’s Day.
94,788
Story highlights Finger size, rather than hand size may give a clue about a man's genitals
Story highlights Finger size, rather than hand size
may give a clue about a man's genitals
94,789
Of how he is portrayed in Making a Murderer, he says, "I was a dick.
Of how he is portrayed in Making a Murderer
, he says, "I was a dick.
94,790
From Guy Benson to Milo Yiannopoulos to Peter Thiel (notice me Senpai), FUCKING (gay) WHITE MALES have been causing tremendous disruption to the agenda of the socialites of the sore assholes camp (Not the gays, we don’t get sore.)
From Guy Benson to Milo Yiannopoulos to Peter Thiel (notice me Senpai), FUCKING (gay) WHITE MALES have been causing
tremendous disruption to the agenda of the socialites of the sore assholes camp (Not the gays, we don’t get sore.)
94,791
We think our fans can help us narrow down the field of villains, hucksters, and boobs.
We think our fans can help us narrow down
the field of villains, hucksters, and boobs.
94,792
Anal-ysis It has emerged that a fanatical al-Qaeda suicide terrorist attempted to kill a Saudi interior minister last month by concealing a bomb up his bottom (the terrorist's, not the minister's).
Anal-ysis It has emerged that a fanatical al-Qaeda suicide terrorist attempted to kill a Saudi interior
minister last month by concealing a bomb up his bottom (the terrorist's, not the minister's).
94,793
Cheap Ass Gamer revealed this morning that a physical version of Cuphead for Xbox One will be released next week, probably on November 7th.
Cheap Ass Gamer revealed this morning that a physical version of Cuphead for
Xbox One will be released next week, probably on November 7th.
94,794
There are two tests I'd apply to any job when deciding whether it's what anthropologist David Graeber terms a Bullshit Job.
There are two tests I'd apply to any job when deciding
whether it's what anthropologist David Graeber terms a Bullshit Job.
94,795
Symptoms include inflated ego, mob formation, readiness to follow idiots, and possibly the formation of a large goiter.
Symptoms include inflated ego, mob formation, readiness to follow
idiots, and possibly the formation of a large goiter.
94,796
But until now, there has been no formal review of research into penis size and no attempt to develop a system to show the range of sizes of flaccid or erect penises, the researchers said.
But until now, there has been no formal review of research into penis size and no attempt to
develop a system to show the range of sizes of flaccid or erect penises, the researchers said.
94,797
“But when moderate Muslims say this has nothing to do with Islam, that is rubbish.
“But when moderate Muslims say this has nothing
to do with Islam, that is rubbish.
94,798
Paying $50 for a piece of glass that sticks to your phone is objectively stupid.
Paying $50 for a piece of glass
that sticks to your phone is objectively stupid.
94,799
“God, we’ve taken you out of our schools, we’ve taken you out of our prayers, we’ve murdered your children, we’ve said it’s OK to have same-sex marriage, God.
“God, we’ve taken you out of our schools, we’ve taken you out of our prayers,
we’ve murdered your children, we’ve said it’s OK to have same-sex marriage, God.