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94,700 | Artiles also called Democrat Perry Thurston, a black senator from Fort Lauderdale, an “asshole.” | Artiles also called Democrat Perry Thurston, a black | senator from Fort Lauderdale, an “asshole.” |
94,701 | Jack prayed the village idiots wouldn’t vote for Brexit, but they did. | Jack prayed the village idiots wouldn’t | vote for Brexit, but they did. |
94,702 | I could give a fuck about your weight because things like that prove that you're an ugly person regardless. | I could give a fuck about your weight because things | like that prove that you're an ugly person regardless. |
94,703 | Under a graphic stating "Ass-Rape: It's Always Funny," Starnes asks: "Who honestly cares about criminals being ass-raped in prison?" | Under a graphic stating "Ass-Rape: It's Always Funny," Starnes | asks: "Who honestly cares about criminals being ass-raped in prison?" |
94,704 | But here it works, because Ellis was so tuned in to feeling like a fuck and he understood people's tendency to just implode after a while. | But here it works, because Ellis was so tuned in to feeling like | a fuck and he understood people's tendency to just implode after a while. |
94,705 | (She has over 200, bitch!) All he does is sit on his bitter wack ass and judge playerz all day because he wasn't dope enough to get hired at Worldstar Hiphop.
Haterz gonna hate—nobody reads Teh Gothamoist anyway WHAAAAAT. | (She has over 200, bitch!) All he does is sit on his bitter wack ass and judge playerz all day because | he wasn't dope enough to get hired at Worldstar Hiphop.
Haterz gonna hate—nobody reads Teh Gothamoist anyway WHAAAAAT. |
94,706 | Rob Schneider is back, playing a male prostitute (or, as the movie reminds us dozens of times, a "man whore"). | Rob Schneider is back, playing a male prostitute (or, as the | movie reminds us dozens of times, a "man whore"). |
94,707 | On Apr 30, 2015 9:44 AM, "Glenn Thrush" <gthrush@politico.com> wrote: > Can I send u a couple of grafs, OTR, to make sure I=E2=80=99m not fuckin= g > anything up? | On Apr 30, 2015 9:44 AM, "Glenn Thrush" <gthrush@politico.com> wrote: > Can I send | u a couple of grafs, OTR, to make sure I=E2=80=99m not fuckin= g > anything up? |
94,708 | What unhappiness for the white race—to have tied their existence so closely with that of negroes in certain countries! | What unhappiness for the white race—to have tied their | existence so closely with that of negroes in certain countries! |
94,709 | That's why our country is great because washed up comics have the right to suck. | That's why our country is great because | washed up comics have the right to suck. |
94,710 | A teenager who jumped on his ex-girlfriend's head after she criticised the size of his penis has been jailed for five years. | A teenager who jumped on his ex-girlfriend's head after she | criticised the size of his penis has been jailed for five years. |
94,711 | If there was ever a comic begging to be animated it’s the one where Batman calls Robin a retard, fucks Black Canary on a filthy dock and runs around laughing insanely because it’s so fucking awesome being Batman. ( | If there was ever a comic begging to be animated it’s the one where Batman calls Robin a retard, | fucks Black Canary on a filthy dock and runs around laughing insanely because it’s so fucking awesome being Batman. ( |
94,712 | Three weeks ago chef Liam Flynn, owner of Flynn’s restaurant in Far North Queensland, had a run-in with a customer who told him to “f**k off” when he asked she take her crying two-year-old child outside until he calmed down. | Three weeks ago chef Liam Flynn, owner of Flynn’s restaurant in Far North Queensland, had a run-in with a customer who | told him to “f**k off” when he asked she take her crying two-year-old child outside until he calmed down. |
94,713 | Princeton University, home to exceptional men who have heard of Jean Cocteau, unlike those dumb dumbs at Ohio State. | Princeton University, home to exceptional men who have heard of | Jean Cocteau, unlike those dumb dumbs at Ohio State. |
94,714 | To order You Have to F**cking Eat for £9.34 (RRP £10.99) go to bookshop.theguardian.com or call 0330 333 6846. | To order You Have to F**cking Eat for £9.34 (RRP | £10.99) go to bookshop.theguardian.com or call 0330 333 6846. |
94,715 | Pussy Riot has gained notoriety for its protests against oppressive rule by the Russian government. | Pussy Riot has gained notoriety for its protests | against oppressive rule by the Russian government. |
94,716 | ‘Watch out for an Islamophobic backlash’, aloof observers say, their minds always more agitated by the thought of stupid white people saying something rude about Islam than by acts of Islamist mass murder. | ‘Watch out for an Islamophobic backlash’, aloof observers say, their minds always more agitated by | the thought of stupid white people saying something rude about Islam than by acts of Islamist mass murder. |
94,717 | Some figures show that up to 60% of bitches experience them to some extent during their life time. | Some figures show that up to 60% of bitches | experience them to some extent during their life time. |
94,718 | "Damn you parasites ...," was how Joacim Benes described beggars he had had an altercation with in a post on Facebook, according to a report in the Smålandsposten daily. | "Damn you parasites ...," was how Joacim Benes described beggars he had had an | altercation with in a post on Facebook, according to a report in the Smålandsposten daily. |
94,719 | When she screamed at them to stop because she was pregnant, he yelled "we don't care if we kill your baby". | When she screamed at them to stop because she was pregnant, he | yelled "we don't care if we kill your baby". |
94,720 | I'm 47 and out of fucks to give anymore.Force me into living a criminal/terrorist life and the results will be fucking spectacular because I excel at anything and everything I put my heart and mind into. | I'm 47 and out of fucks to give anymore.Force me into living a criminal/terrorist life and | the results will be fucking spectacular because I excel at anything and everything I put my heart and mind into. |
94,721 | Ducks typically do, their penises sometimes reaching considerable lengths (9.8 inches for a ruddy duck, more than half its body length). | Ducks typically do, their penises sometimes reaching considerable lengths (9.8 inches | for a ruddy duck, more than half its body length). |
94,722 | The next time somebody tells you Prop 19 isn’t needed because “marijuana is already practically legal in California,” call ’em on their bullshit. | The next time somebody tells you Prop 19 isn’t needed because “marijuana | is already practically legal in California,” call ’em on their bullshit. |
94,723 | As reported, they encouraged others on a radio show to “turn the tide” and kill white people and cops to send a message about the killing of black people in America. | As reported, they encouraged others on a radio show to “turn the tide” and | kill white people and cops to send a message about the killing of black people in America. |
94,724 | My husband has been trying to get me to read Life of Pi for an unmentionable number of years, and I am an avid writer, so this little package is the shit! | My husband has been trying to get me to read Life of Pi for an unmentionable number | of years, and I am an avid writer, so this little package is the shit! |
94,725 | It would be flat out stupid to hold out on behalf of 1,900 players because YOU want to be a FA. | It would be flat out stupid to hold out on behalf | of 1,900 players because YOU want to be a FA. |
94,726 | It's the ultimate wet t-shirt contest for infinitesimal penises. | It's the ultimate wet t | -shirt contest for infinitesimal penises. |
94,727 | And keep it warm in his car by f***king his mistress on the box.” | And keep it warm in his car by | f***king his mistress on the box.” |
94,728 | So, without further ado, visit some of our communities dedicated to the shittiest of the shitty things, and celebrate the things that make us say…. ew.
And a handy multi with even more! | So, without further ado, visit some of our communities dedicated to the shittiest of the shitty things, | and celebrate the things that make us say…. ew.
And a handy multi with even more! |
94,729 | Posting on True To You, an online Morrissey fanzine, the singer detailed an incident where he was approached by an airport security officer who “crouched before me and groped my penis and testicles.” | Posting on True To You, an online Morrissey fanzine, the singer detailed an incident where he was | approached by an airport security officer who “crouched before me and groped my penis and testicles.” |
94,730 | The acid almost completely corroded her nose, burned off her hair, fused her lips, blinded her in one eye, destroyed her left ear and burned her breasts. | The acid almost completely corroded her nose, burned off her hair, fused her lips | , blinded her in one eye, destroyed her left ear and burned her breasts. |
94,731 | "Also, people like to use greater numbers of rings in order to stretch their penis – it's a specific fetish," he added. | "Also, people like to use greater numbers of rings in order to | stretch their penis – it's a specific fetish," he added. |
94,732 | "I don't want to be the go-to guy for the club song or to speak on all the dumb shit that's going around." | "I don't want to be the go-to guy for the club | song or to speak on all the dumb shit that's going around." |
94,733 | He added: “If some idiot who is not a terrorist runs in, and there are a few of those out there, the dog will drop them and they won’t be shot.” | He added: “If some idiot who is not a terrorist runs in, and there are a | few of those out there, the dog will drop them and they won’t be shot.” |
94,734 | "Keagan then told me the boy had put a knife up to him and called him a ginger little F*** and said he was going to kill him." | "Keagan then told me the boy had put a knife up to him and called him | a ginger little F*** and said he was going to kill him." |
94,735 | How a shit-spewing butt-vacuum wasn't totally hilarious to me is now almost unimaginable. | How a shit-spewing butt-vacuum was | n't totally hilarious to me is now almost unimaginable. |
94,736 | I'm going to have to spend this comment taking apart the idiot and dullard of a professional book reviewer at Publisher's Weekly who tried unfairly to paint Harrison as a racist in his public review. | I'm going to have to spend this comment taking apart the idiot and dullard of a professional book | reviewer at Publisher's Weekly who tried unfairly to paint Harrison as a racist in his public review. |
94,737 | The victim explained to officers that the three men threw bottles, narrowly missing his head, while shouting “F*ck you, ni**er!” | The victim explained to officers that the three men threw bottles, narrowly | missing his head, while shouting “F*ck you, ni**er!” |
94,738 | An official at the Egyptian Ministry of Foreign Affairs said: “He’s not a terrorist, he’s an idiot. | An official at the Egyptian Ministry of Foreign Affairs said: | “He’s not a terrorist, he’s an idiot. |
94,739 | The song continues: “And he’s dead, dead Michael Brown / Deadest man in the whole damn town / His whole life’s long gone / Deader than a roadkill dog.” | The song continues: “And he’s dead, dead Michael Brown / Deadest man in the | whole damn town / His whole life’s long gone / Deader than a roadkill dog.” |
94,740 | Billy CurringtonTyler FarrRandy HouserMidlandA Thousand Horses38 SpecialFrankie BallardColt FordDavid NailCraig CampbellMichael RayRunaway JuneHigh ValleyDJ Dirty | Billy CurringtonTyler FarrRandy HouserMidlandA Thousand Horses38 SpecialFrankie | BallardColt FordDavid NailCraig CampbellMichael RayRunaway JuneHigh ValleyDJ Dirty |
94,741 | A man in Malawi has paid the ultimate price to become rich as he has reportedly allowed a Hyena to bite off his genitals. | A man in Malawi has paid the ultimate price to become rich | as he has reportedly allowed a Hyena to bite off his genitals. |
94,742 | “Trying to date in school in your condition… even if you could find some [swear word] – you have a penis right? | “Trying to date in school in your condition… even if you | could find some [swear word] – you have a penis right? |
94,743 | Spartan Swill A place on the internet to discuss MSU sports, bourbon, and cigars, tell made up stories and generally act like an idiot when no one is watching. | Spartan Swill A place on the internet to discuss MSU sports, bourbon, and cigars | , tell made up stories and generally act like an idiot when no one is watching. |
94,744 | The study of English Literature is the practice of masturbating to ideology. | The study of English Literature is | the practice of masturbating to ideology. |
94,745 | Why in the fucking world would anyone want to live-stream with someone who isn’t a cam-girl for that long, you ask? | Why in the fucking world would anyone want to live-stream with someone | who isn’t a cam-girl for that long, you ask? |
94,746 | If you’re like me, you think Texas Senator Ted Cruz is a small-minded, power-hungry, casually cruel prick. | If you’re like me, you think Texas Senator Ted Cruz is | a small-minded, power-hungry, casually cruel prick. |
94,747 | It also boasts Pretty Little Liars star Keegan Allen as Franco’s lover, who eagerly repeats the movie’s unforgettable rallying cry: “No little bitches!” | It also boasts Pretty Little Liars star Keegan Allen as Franco’s lover, who | eagerly repeats the movie’s unforgettable rallying cry: “No little bitches!” |
94,748 | Considering that the dissolution of this marriage is Melo’s fault, he’d be a damn fool to low-ball Lala. | Considering that the dissolution of this marriage is Melo’s fault, | he’d be a damn fool to low-ball Lala. |
94,749 | You fly and warp around a procedurally generated universe as Vegeta and you get to blow shit up. | You fly and warp around a procedurally generated universe | as Vegeta and you get to blow shit up. |
94,750 | It doesn’t have to be dirty in my personal favorite ways—with sultry accoutrements and costuming like stockings and strappy sandals, or with strap-ons and lots of fucking, or with blow jobs and dirty talk. | It doesn’t have to be dirty in my personal favorite ways—with sultry accoutrements and costuming like stockings and | strappy sandals, or with strap-ons and lots of fucking, or with blow jobs and dirty talk. |
94,751 | “Apparently, Scottie, when Donald Trump says ‘pussy,’ he’s referring to a baby cat.” | “Apparently, Scottie, when Donald Trump says ‘pussy | ,’ he’s referring to a baby cat.” |
94,752 | Not Your American Idiots will feature three amazing covers of some your favorite Green Day classics including “Basket Case” and “Wake Me Up When September Ends.” | Not Your American Idiots will feature three amazing covers of some your favorite Green Day | classics including “Basket Case” and “Wake Me Up When September Ends.” |
94,753 | They stick with their high-school sweetheart and then fuck other chicks on the side. | They stick with their high-school sweetheart | and then fuck other chicks on the side. |
94,754 | Later on, I learned to love playing more card games such as Casino, shit head, and Kanasta. | Later on, I learned to love playing more card | games such as Casino, shit head, and Kanasta. |
94,755 | They're not going to compare to what you get at home (unless, that is, your T-Mobile signal sucks). | They're not going to compare to what you get at home ( | unless, that is, your T-Mobile signal sucks). |
94,756 | You would think after reading that post, [only possible if you enjoy such pleasures as masturbating with a cheese-grater – ED], that the #GamerGate movement was about to surge down a plughole into oblivion. | You would think after reading that post, [only possible if you enjoy such pleasures as masturbating with a cheese | -grater – ED], that the #GamerGate movement was about to surge down a plughole into oblivion. |
94,757 | The neighbour responds: “From some piece of s***, Manila-a**, f***** ghetto living under a tarp piece of s*** land." | The neighbour responds: “From some piece of s***, Manila-a**, | f***** ghetto living under a tarp piece of s*** land." |
94,758 | Because, in addition to being insulting, it's factually moronic. | Because, in addition to being | insulting, it's factually moronic. |
94,759 | Parke honestly believes that size will never equal strength: “That doesn’t mean shit. | Parke honestly believes that size will never equal | strength: “That doesn’t mean shit. |
94,760 | Looking at the situation involving Mario Williams will make you cringe with embarrassment, shake your head and think to yourself “How the hell did that happen to him?” | Looking at the situation involving Mario Williams will make you cringe with embarrassment, shake your | head and think to yourself “How the hell did that happen to him?” |
94,761 | “We are standing here like a bunch of idiots, and it is completely our fault”, leader and icon, manager Jürgen Klopp, stated after the game. | “We are standing here like a bunch of idiots, and it is completely our | fault”, leader and icon, manager Jürgen Klopp, stated after the game. |
94,762 | Promised Land, Sugaree, Mexicali Blues, Loser, Me And Bobby McGee, Brown Eyed Women, Beat It On Down The Line, China Cat Sunflower-> I Know You Rider, Box Of Rain, He's Gone, Around & Around, Friend Of The Devil, Playin' In The Band | Promised Land, Sugaree, Mexicali Blues, Loser, Me And Bobby McGee, Brown Eyed Women, Beat It On Down The Line, China Cat | Sunflower-> I Know You Rider, Box Of Rain, He's Gone, Around & Around, Friend Of The Devil, Playin' In The Band |
94,763 | Shame: A French prostitute has her head shaved as a public humiliation after having sexual relations with Germans. | Shame: A French prostitute has her head shaved as | a public humiliation after having sexual relations with Germans. |
94,764 | Your stupid helmets look like an arena league team and your owner was an Oompah Loompah. | Your stupid helmets look like an arena league | team and your owner was an Oompah Loompah. |
94,765 | In a graphic account, the woman claims Knox was looking at her while holding his exposed genitals. | In a graphic account, the woman claims Knox | was looking at her while holding his exposed genitals. |
94,766 | No one in contempoary rock straddles that divide like Shannon Shaw, the band's frontwoman and bassist whose towering alto could scare you to death or bring you to your fucking knees. | No one in contempoary rock straddles that divide like Shannon Shaw, the band's frontwoman and | bassist whose towering alto could scare you to death or bring you to your fucking knees. |
94,767 | I’m a white feminist, and let me tell you something: white feminism* is pretty bullshit. | I’m a white feminist, and let me tell | you something: white feminism* is pretty bullshit. |
94,768 | NA are also a pathetic wee bunch of boring bastards, who as well as a fetish for Nazi iconography, are apparently opposed to commies, gays and cannabis. | NA are also a pathetic wee bunch of boring bastards, who as well as | a fetish for Nazi iconography, are apparently opposed to commies, gays and cannabis. |
94,769 | Because my academic background is in mathematics, and because I am a professional computer programmer, I have a sensitive bullshit detector. | Because my academic background is in mathematics, and because I am | a professional computer programmer, I have a sensitive bullshit detector. |
94,770 | The seed size is also impressive as they use seeds that must be twice the size of David seeds (David SUCKS!) | The seed size is also impressive as they use seeds that must | be twice the size of David seeds (David SUCKS!) |
94,771 | So he was dying, and you know I walked my Mum in to see him in the hospital and I walked in there to see my Dad and there was like a crazy-ass smell in the room. | So he was dying, and you know I walked my Mum in to see him in the hospital and | I walked in there to see my Dad and there was like a crazy-ass smell in the room. |
94,772 | “It [is] abundantly evident that a penis is made for a vagina, and not for an anus. | “It [is] abundantly evident that a penis is | made for a vagina, and not for an anus. |
94,773 | Did Polychrome, the Rainbow's Daughter Gwyneth Paltrow really deserve all the shit I gave her for believing that water has feelings and that duck bacon is a "pantry staple"? | Did Polychrome, the Rainbow's Daughter Gwyneth Paltrow really deserve all the shit I gave her | for believing that water has feelings and that duck bacon is a "pantry staple"? |
94,774 | This dramatic gesture, of unknown intent, apparently was not coordinated with Moron #1, and the holdup was aborted. | This dramatic gesture, of unknown intent, apparently was not | coordinated with Moron #1, and the holdup was aborted. |
94,775 | Hudson explained that he was "masturbating in the parking lot and that he had a fetish." | Hudson explained that he was "masturbating in the | parking lot and that he had a fetish." |
94,776 | In particular Chaplin was amused by Hitler and his transparent attempts to appear like a strong, powerful leader when it was clear he was just an egotistical jackass with a stupid, oddly familiar moustache. | In particular Chaplin was amused by Hitler and his transparent attempts to appear like a strong, powerful | leader when it was clear he was just an egotistical jackass with a stupid, oddly familiar moustache. |
94,777 | Seattle Court rules it is Okay to shoot Jews: A jihadi who shoot 6 while screaming “Death to Jews!” | Seattle Court rules it is Okay to shoot Jews: A | jihadi who shoot 6 while screaming “Death to Jews!” |
94,778 | "Now you look fucking manly, so you'll stopwhining all the time like a fucking little girl!" | "Now you look fucking manly, so you'll | stopwhining all the time like a fucking little girl!" |
94,779 | Killing Gunther costars Bobby Moynihan, Cobie Smulders, Hannah Simone, and Allison Tolman. | Killing Gunther costars Bobby Moynihan, Cobie Smulders | , Hannah Simone, and Allison Tolman. |
94,780 | Later that evening another tweet appeared, saying, “You exhibit nigga behavior, I’m a call you a nigga. | Later that evening another tweet appeared, saying, “You | exhibit nigga behavior, I’m a call you a nigga. |
94,781 | But you are racist Tommy, you and your cult Posted by Damp Cardigan on May 29, 2013 · 1 Comment | But you are racist Tommy, you and your cult Posted | by Damp Cardigan on May 29, 2013 · 1 Comment |
94,782 | “The driver of the vehicle, a full meeting of masturbation, had forgotten to unplug his microphone. | “The driver of the vehicle, a full meeting | of masturbation, had forgotten to unplug his microphone. |
94,783 | They also declared, “Fuck ‘Portlandia’” with a sign in their window. | They also declared, “Fuck ‘Portlandia | ’” with a sign in their window. |
94,784 | If another driver on the highway flashes me the middle finger, it is generally accepted that he is a jackass. | If another driver on the highway flashes me the middle finger | , it is generally accepted that he is a jackass. |
94,785 | Well, apostates are 'mentally diseased', and they seek to infect others with their disloyal teachings." | Well, apostates are 'mentally diseased', and | they seek to infect others with their disloyal teachings." |
94,786 | US Supreme Court denies reprieve for mentally retarded Texas death row inmate | US Supreme Court denies reprieve for | mentally retarded Texas death row inmate |
94,787 | It is another evergreen story topic that’s complete bullshit, like how to organize your Oscar party or what to do for Valentine’s Day. | It is another evergreen story topic that’s complete bullshit, like how | to organize your Oscar party or what to do for Valentine’s Day. |
94,788 | Story highlights Finger size, rather than hand size may give a clue about a man's genitals | Story highlights Finger size, rather than hand size | may give a clue about a man's genitals |
94,789 | Of how he is portrayed in Making a Murderer, he says, "I was a dick. | Of how he is portrayed in Making a Murderer | , he says, "I was a dick. |
94,790 | From Guy Benson to Milo Yiannopoulos to Peter Thiel (notice me Senpai), FUCKING (gay) WHITE MALES have been causing tremendous disruption to the agenda of the socialites of the sore assholes camp (Not the gays, we don’t get sore.) | From Guy Benson to Milo Yiannopoulos to Peter Thiel (notice me Senpai), FUCKING (gay) WHITE MALES have been causing | tremendous disruption to the agenda of the socialites of the sore assholes camp (Not the gays, we don’t get sore.) |
94,791 | We think our fans can help us narrow down the field of villains, hucksters, and boobs. | We think our fans can help us narrow down | the field of villains, hucksters, and boobs. |
94,792 | Anal-ysis It has emerged that a fanatical al-Qaeda suicide terrorist attempted to kill a Saudi interior minister last month by concealing a bomb up his bottom (the terrorist's, not the minister's). | Anal-ysis It has emerged that a fanatical al-Qaeda suicide terrorist attempted to kill a Saudi interior | minister last month by concealing a bomb up his bottom (the terrorist's, not the minister's). |
94,793 | Cheap Ass Gamer revealed this morning that a physical version of Cuphead for Xbox One will be released next week, probably on November 7th. | Cheap Ass Gamer revealed this morning that a physical version of Cuphead for | Xbox One will be released next week, probably on November 7th. |
94,794 | There are two tests I'd apply to any job when deciding whether it's what anthropologist David Graeber terms a Bullshit Job. | There are two tests I'd apply to any job when deciding | whether it's what anthropologist David Graeber terms a Bullshit Job. |
94,795 | Symptoms include inflated ego, mob formation, readiness to follow idiots, and possibly the formation of a large goiter. | Symptoms include inflated ego, mob formation, readiness to follow | idiots, and possibly the formation of a large goiter. |
94,796 | But until now, there has been no formal review of research into penis size and no attempt to develop a system to show the range of sizes of flaccid or erect penises, the researchers said. | But until now, there has been no formal review of research into penis size and no attempt to | develop a system to show the range of sizes of flaccid or erect penises, the researchers said. |
94,797 | “But when moderate Muslims say this has nothing to do with Islam, that is rubbish. | “But when moderate Muslims say this has nothing | to do with Islam, that is rubbish. |
94,798 | Paying $50 for a piece of glass that sticks to your phone is objectively stupid. | Paying $50 for a piece of glass | that sticks to your phone is objectively stupid. |
94,799 | “God, we’ve taken you out of our schools, we’ve taken you out of our prayers, we’ve murdered your children, we’ve said it’s OK to have same-sex marriage, God. | “God, we’ve taken you out of our schools, we’ve taken you out of our prayers, | we’ve murdered your children, we’ve said it’s OK to have same-sex marriage, God. |
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