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94,500 | If at first you do succeed, well, shit, you might as well keep doing it, right? | If at first you do succeed, well, shit | , you might as well keep doing it, right? |
94,501 | "And to be blunt, a lot of these kids assume that just by having a good set of teeth and tits, smiling for the camera's gonna be enough. | "And to be blunt, a lot of these kids assume that just by having a | good set of teeth and tits, smiling for the camera's gonna be enough. |
94,502 | DJ Thaddeus Matthews called Charlotte Bergmann, who is black, "stupid." | DJ Thaddeus Matthews called Charlotte Bergmann, | who is black, "stupid." |
94,503 | “America,” explained Witton while pointing to America on a map of the world, “gooder. Okay? But Russia, okay? Bad,” Witton concluded.
It is believed no thought has been given to civilians affected by America and Russia’s penis measuring contest, which seems to have no end in sight. | “America,” explained Witton while pointing to America on a map of the world, “gooder. Okay? But Russia, okay? Bad,” Witton | concluded.
It is believed no thought has been given to civilians affected by America and Russia’s penis measuring contest, which seems to have no end in sight. |
94,504 | These terms of endearment are meant to shame the straw-chewing morons into silence. | These terms of endearment are meant to shame | the straw-chewing morons into silence. |
94,505 | By saying any player who didn’t stand for the anthem was a “son of a bitch” and should be fired by his team’s owner, Trump crossed a line from which no one could look away. | By saying any player who didn’t stand for the anthem was a “son of a bitch” and | should be fired by his team’s owner, Trump crossed a line from which no one could look away. |
94,506 | But it isn’t good for the conservative movement and these dumb vestiges must go. | But it isn’t good for the conservative | movement and these dumb vestiges must go. |
94,507 | What he did was callous and narcissistic and insensitive and just pathetic. | What he did was callous and | narcissistic and insensitive and just pathetic. |
94,508 | We don't know... what will be the reaction of the white and Christian Europeans faced with this influx of starving and ignorant Africans Col Muammar Gaddafi | We don't know... what will be the reaction of the white and | Christian Europeans faced with this influx of starving and ignorant Africans Col Muammar Gaddafi |
94,509 | It will mean women will have to be more responsible and forward-thinking, instead of blindly following their vaginas. | It will mean women will have to be more responsible and | forward-thinking, instead of blindly following their vaginas. |
94,510 | “First you burn the Jews in ovens and then you come and accuse the Turkish people of genocide,” said Justice Minister Bekir Bozdag. | “First you burn the Jews in ovens and then you come and | accuse the Turkish people of genocide,” said Justice Minister Bekir Bozdag. |
94,511 | I got his slugging percentage and I'll take his home runs and that's it, don't talk about him no more" and Pedro Martinez asserting he wanted to find Babe's ghost and "drill him in the ass." | I got his slugging percentage and I'll take his home runs and that's it, don't talk about him | no more" and Pedro Martinez asserting he wanted to find Babe's ghost and "drill him in the ass." |
94,512 | Oh, he was sitting in a cantina somewhere, drinking his ass off? | Oh, he was sitting in a | cantina somewhere, drinking his ass off? |
94,513 | On page 39, Oz requests that, before the meet-up, you please send along a recent photo of your face (no sunglasses), and also a picture "inside your vagina." | On page 39, Oz requests that, before the meet-up, you please send along a | recent photo of your face (no sunglasses), and also a picture "inside your vagina." |
94,514 | This is the psychological concept known as the “Dunning-Kruger” effect — put very simply, when stupid people don’t know that they are stupid — in action. | This is the psychological concept known as the “Dunning-Kruger” effect — put | very simply, when stupid people don’t know that they are stupid — in action. |
94,515 | I loved tumbling and rolling and shooting down bad guys while hunting for buried treasure. | I loved tumbling and rolling and shooting down | bad guys while hunting for buried treasure. |
94,516 | Surely, the starting point for this crowd would be "mindfulness training is a bunch of hippie bullsh*t." | Surely, the starting point for this crowd would be | "mindfulness training is a bunch of hippie bullsh*t." |
94,517 | The suspects then put a cloth bag over her head and proceeded to punch her multiple times. | The suspects then put a cloth bag over her | head and proceeded to punch her multiple times. |
94,518 | Yes, it’s true that Christians sometimes make life unpleasant for homosexuals. | Yes, it’s true that Christians | sometimes make life unpleasant for homosexuals. |
94,519 | history is incredibly fucked up and the 1943 race riots in Detroit were incredibly fucked up | history is incredibly fucked up and the 1943 | race riots in Detroit were incredibly fucked up |
94,520 | Kelly Sue DeConnick and Valentine De Landro's Bitch Planet has the single best comic book title of the year. | Kelly Sue DeConnick and Valentine De Landro's Bitch Planet | has the single best comic book title of the year. |
94,521 | They can’t understand how the other side could be so stupid,” Leiserowitz said. | They can’t understand how the other side | could be so stupid,” Leiserowitz said. |
94,522 | When applied in this manner, a fitness test is what pickup artists call a shit test. | When applied in this manner, a fitness test | is what pickup artists call a shit test. |
94,523 | Most people on the street who are going to attack you actually suck at it and have no idea what they’re doing. | Most people on the street who are going to attack you actually | suck at it and have no idea what they’re doing. |
94,524 | Mr. Harper, suck my dick, because that is all that you are good at next to the flatulence of Jim Flaherty.This man is fucking Hussein! | Mr. Harper, suck my dick, because that is all that you are good | at next to the flatulence of Jim Flaherty.This man is fucking Hussein! |
94,525 | In the months that followed she would go on a social media tear, telling one Dolphins reporter — prayers out to Adam Beasley — she was going to fart in his mouth after he eats her ass. | In the months that followed she would go on a social media tear, telling one Dolphins reporter — | prayers out to Adam Beasley — she was going to fart in his mouth after he eats her ass. |
94,526 | Stop thinking like a Leftist nigger, a la Barak [sic] Hussein Obama (half black, I know), Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Sheila Jackson-Lee, Eric Holder, et al. | Stop thinking like a Leftist nigger, a la Barak [sic] Hussein Obama (half black, I | know), Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Sheila Jackson-Lee, Eric Holder, et al. |
94,527 | Torz Reynolds had been dating Stuart "Chopper" May for two years, and she was so loved-up that she had a tattoo featuring his name on her arm that said "Chopper's Bitch". | Torz Reynolds had been dating Stuart "Chopper" May for two years, and she was so loved- | up that she had a tattoo featuring his name on her arm that said "Chopper's Bitch". |
94,528 | When people mention Japan, you think about the Penis Festivals and conveyor belt sushi restaurants, or how it is an anime fanatic’s paradise. | When people mention Japan, you think about the Penis Festivals and conveyor | belt sushi restaurants, or how it is an anime fanatic’s paradise. |
94,529 | Some of the more intelligent and tactful Christians only imply that Maynard is in Hell. | Some of the more intelligent and tactful Christians | only imply that Maynard is in Hell. |
94,530 | @...> An: ichthyost...@web.de <ichthyost...@web.de> Listen, you Nazi piece of shit, the story was there for your little failed brain to discern that the website was fucking dead and that I made many friendly overtures asking for thoughts and concerns and ideas. | @...> An: ichthyost...@web.de <ichthyost...@web.de> Listen, you Nazi piece of shit, the story was there for your little | failed brain to discern that the website was fucking dead and that I made many friendly overtures asking for thoughts and concerns and ideas. |
94,531 | Do you recognize the lack of focus, the evasiveness, the failed logic, the goofy chuckle and aw shucks who gives a shit about the facts attitude we had in the White House for 8 long and ugly years? | Do you recognize the lack of focus, the evasiveness, the failed logic, the goofy chuckle and aw shucks | who gives a shit about the facts attitude we had in the White House for 8 long and ugly years? |
94,532 | Living in the District of Columbia suburbs has its perks, but the water really sucks. | Living in the District of Columbia suburbs has | its perks, but the water really sucks. |
94,533 | Waitrose’s label had a psychotropic tomato vying for space with two nuggets of cat shit and the decapitated heads of banana slugs. | Waitrose’s label had a psychotropic tomato vying for space with two | nuggets of cat shit and the decapitated heads of banana slugs. |
94,534 | The cartoon starts with a smiley-faced penis, tap-dancing its way to the front of the screen. | The cartoon starts with a smiley-faced penis, tap | -dancing its way to the front of the screen. |
94,535 | When a mama polar bear decided to rush downhill in deep snow, her 4-month-old cub decided to hitch a ride … on her butt. | When a mama polar bear decided to rush downhill in deep snow, her | 4-month-old cub decided to hitch a ride … on her butt. |
94,536 | And what the hell, I’ll share them with you, dear reader, in the References section at the end of this piece. | And what the hell, I’ll share them with you, dear | reader, in the References section at the end of this piece. |
94,537 | “And I want to tell the other side, I know from going around and shaking the hands of these beautiful black faces of South Carolina that god damn firewall has a crack in it.”
Watch Mike’s speech below. | “And I want to tell the other side, I know from going around and shaking the hands of these beautiful | black faces of South Carolina that god damn firewall has a crack in it.”
Watch Mike’s speech below. |
94,538 | This is a response to an actual publicity stunt of a letter puked out by the biggest dickbag in recent history, Jake DeSantis, and then published by America's paper of dumb fucking record. | This is a response to an actual publicity stunt of a letter puked out by the biggest dickbag | in recent history, Jake DeSantis, and then published by America's paper of dumb fucking record. |
94,539 | However, nothing says “I’m Israel’s little bitch” more than putting on a yarmulke and praying at the Western Wall, also known as the Wailing Wall. | However, nothing says “I’m Israel’s little bitch” more than putting on | a yarmulke and praying at the Western Wall, also known as the Wailing Wall. |
94,540 | Donald Trump finally did stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone. | Donald Trump finally did stand in the | middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone. |
94,541 | “Fuck Donald Trump” by @YG is playing during the #VMAs commercial break just before DJ Khaled walked onstage with his baby boy. | “Fuck Donald Trump” by @YG is playing during the #VMAs | commercial break just before DJ Khaled walked onstage with his baby boy. |
94,542 | 3]
"Average" for a blue whale penis, however, is difficult to gauge given that the penis is unlikely to be able to be measured during sexual intercourse.[ | 3]
"Average" for a blue whale penis, however, is difficult to | gauge given that the penis is unlikely to be able to be measured during sexual intercourse.[ |
94,543 | The fact that these dumbass racist fucks don’t even know the difference between the naming conventions of Pokemon and Digimon notwithstanding, as you can see, this shit is fucking heinous. | The fact that these dumbass racist fucks don’t even know the difference between the naming conventions | of Pokemon and Digimon notwithstanding, as you can see, this shit is fucking heinous. |
94,544 | A Fox 31 producer let a giant uncut penis slip onto the air while scrolling through several random pictures on Twitter. | A Fox 31 producer let a giant uncut penis slip onto | the air while scrolling through several random pictures on Twitter. |
94,545 | White people just don’t know how glorious, how “have face” it is for a lowly chink woman to be fucked by a White man. | White people just don’t know how glorious, how “have face” | it is for a lowly chink woman to be fucked by a White man. |
94,546 | Shitfaced girls would attempt to hug me over the bar, or throw their arms round my shoulder whilst I was glass-collecting, holding me hostage in an aggressive embrace and shouting in my face that they 'fucking loved' my hair. | Shitfaced girls would attempt to hug me over the bar, or throw their arms round my shoulder whilst I was glass- | collecting, holding me hostage in an aggressive embrace and shouting in my face that they 'fucking loved' my hair. |
94,547 | Recruiting rankings are [total bullshit/anti-Great Plains/flawed forever because Texas commits were overrated like six years ago/E-SEC-PN BIAS/alternative facts] anyway. | Recruiting rankings are [total bullshit/anti-Great Plains/flawed forever because Texas commits were | overrated like six years ago/E-SEC-PN BIAS/alternative facts] anyway. |
94,548 | Wasps are horrible, awful, pointless creatures, and we hate them. | Wasps are horrible, awful, pointless | creatures, and we hate them. |
94,549 | You suck them up in run support to defend any escapees through the A gaps. | You suck them up in run support to | defend any escapees through the A gaps. |
94,550 | Niall, better known as Pyrocynical, is a 19 year old scouse Britfag furry, who is mostly known for making long and boring as fuck commentary videos on Jewtube. | Niall, better known as Pyrocynical, is a 19 year old scouse Britfag furry, | who is mostly known for making long and boring as fuck commentary videos on Jewtube. |
94,551 | ESTP: Understanding how to get things done without following the bullshit rules and procedures that the rest of the other types are obsessed with. | ESTP: Understanding how to get things done without following the bullshit rules | and procedures that the rest of the other types are obsessed with. |
94,552 | "More young people are engaging in anal intercourse than ever before," reads the paper, solemnly. | "More young people are engaging in anal intercourse than | ever before," reads the paper, solemnly. |
94,553 | In a sense, you become a parody of yourself So I took some time to finish casualties and get my shit straight. | In a sense, you become a parody of yourself So I | took some time to finish casualties and get my shit straight. |
94,554 | For months, I’ve struggled to decide whether Trump is a master manipulator, a Machiavellian puppet master of the electorate, or just a blundering idiot. | For months, I’ve struggled to decide whether Trump is a master manipulator | , a Machiavellian puppet master of the electorate, or just a blundering idiot. |
94,555 | Nuclear war will be inevitable, as will be Bill Clinton raping more women and children. | Nuclear war will be inevitable, as will | be Bill Clinton raping more women and children. |
94,556 | My youngest son leans outstretched over the table, his maw agape, grinning like a fool. | My youngest son leans outstretched over the table, | his maw agape, grinning like a fool. |
94,557 | The barnacle has the largest penis in the animal kingdom when compared with its size. | The barnacle has the largest penis in the | animal kingdom when compared with its size. |
94,558 | That’s who was a victim here, are a bunch of, just, disgusting homosexuals at a gay bar, okay? | That’s who was a victim here, are a bunch of | , just, disgusting homosexuals at a gay bar, okay? |
94,559 | Only a complete idiot would willingly squat behind home plate to catch live pitching, with a live batter, without wearing a mask – and a chest protector, shin guards and, yes, a cup. | Only a complete idiot would willingly squat behind home plate to catch live pitching, with a live batter | , without wearing a mask – and a chest protector, shin guards and, yes, a cup. |
94,560 | After a white racist terrorist in South Carolina murdered nine innocent black churchgoers, photos of the racist with the Confederate Flag resulted in a media frenzy to ban the flag. | After a white racist terrorist in South Carolina murdered nine innocent black churchgoers, photos of | the racist with the Confederate Flag resulted in a media frenzy to ban the flag. |
94,561 | The one in Mexico who have the means, I’m asking you to cross the border and go and kill Donald Trump, and as many of his supporters as possible. | The one in Mexico who have the means, I’m asking you to cross the | border and go and kill Donald Trump, and as many of his supporters as possible. |
94,562 | To this day, I look at my penis and have no idea what would have been missing and what would have remained had I been born under a crueler star. | To this day, I look at my penis and have no idea what would have | been missing and what would have remained had I been born under a crueler star. |
94,563 | But we let Pussy Wranglin' overshadow one part we really should have paid closer attention to. | But we let Pussy Wranglin' overshadow one part | we really should have paid closer attention to. |
94,564 | That said, you are correct that this year's rankings are especially stupid. | That said, you are correct that | this year's rankings are especially stupid. |
94,565 | ;-)Everyone who fails to see that Cook is full of **it must be a complete idiot. | ;-)Everyone who fails to see that Cook is full | of **it must be a complete idiot. |
94,566 | "They bite because they're hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth," Carl added. | "They bite because they're hungry, and testicles | sit nicely in their mouth," Carl added. |
94,567 | They used these arms to detach the diseased organ and then took it out through the vagina. | They used these arms to detach the diseased organ | and then took it out through the vagina. |
94,568 | Make up a lie about the Russians having an orgy recording starring Donald Trump, of course! | Make up a lie about the Russians having an | orgy recording starring Donald Trump, of course! |
94,569 | On a guy who wanted to "share a cock" with Klausner, she writes: "like anybody's cock is so big that you'd be like, 'I can't finish this! | On a guy who wanted to "share a cock" with Klausner, she writes: "like | anybody's cock is so big that you'd be like, 'I can't finish this! |
94,570 | You could trim your toenails, or finally clean all out all the terrifying shit from behind the oven, or examine your cat closely for signs of a skin disorder. | You could trim your toenails, or finally clean all out all the terrifying shit from | behind the oven, or examine your cat closely for signs of a skin disorder. |
94,571 | Pretty mean to desperate assholes, so don’t talk to me if that’s you. | Pretty mean to desperate assholes, so do | n’t talk to me if that’s you. |
94,572 | A new campaign ad set to hit Los Angeles airwaves Thursday links Knight to the Republican presidential nominee’s brag that he can “grab [women] by the pussy.” | A new campaign ad set to hit Los Angeles airwaves Thursday links Knight to the Republican | presidential nominee’s brag that he can “grab [women] by the pussy.” |
94,573 | If your baby has a habit of licking her lips, she is prone to having chapped lips. | If your baby has a habit of licking her | lips, she is prone to having chapped lips. |
94,574 | I politely demurred by hurling a cup of hot Starbucks at him while fishing my Beretta Jetfire out of the stupid pocket holster it was riding in. | I politely demurred by hurling a cup of hot Starbucks at him while fishing | my Beretta Jetfire out of the stupid pocket holster it was riding in. |
94,575 | Pricasso can make as many as 20-30 portraits a day with his penis [Rex] | Pricasso can make as many as 20-30 | portraits a day with his penis [Rex] |
94,576 | Perhaps it’s all for naught, though, as my propensity for blasting my gamma-amino-butyric acid receptors has led me right down the road to being a fucking drunk piece of garbage. | Perhaps it’s all for naught, though, as my propensity for blasting my gamma-amino- | butyric acid receptors has led me right down the road to being a fucking drunk piece of garbage. |
94,577 | Dog Chapman has been captured spewing foul-mouthed racist slurs on a tape obtained exclusively by The NATIONAL ENQUIRER. | Dog Chapman has been captured spewing foul-mouthed racist | slurs on a tape obtained exclusively by The NATIONAL ENQUIRER. |
94,578 | HPV can cause cancers of the vulva and vagina in women, and cancer of the penis in men. | HPV can cause cancers of the vulva and vagina in | women, and cancer of the penis in men. |
94,579 | Michael Paul Thompson’s robbery of a Linwood liquor store was so inept that a judge has literally given him a discount 'for stupidity'. | Michael Paul Thompson’s robbery of a Linwood liquor store was so inept | that a judge has literally given him a discount 'for stupidity'. |
94,580 | I'm sure even she doesn't really believe she's got the best ass in MMA. | I'm sure even she doesn't really believe | she's got the best ass in MMA. |
94,581 | Far too often, though, when you open up a book by a male writer — even a good male writer, and occasionally even a great male writer — you encounter ladies who are a variation on one or more of four themes: virgin, whore, mother, bitch. | Far too often, though, when you open up a book by a male writer — even a good male writer, and occasionally even a | great male writer — you encounter ladies who are a variation on one or more of four themes: virgin, whore, mother, bitch. |
94,582 | Needless to say I felt like a complete idiot because my original plan was to work around the area as the sun set, just as the city lights turned on. | Needless to say I felt like a complete idiot because my original plan was to work | around the area as the sun set, just as the city lights turned on. |
94,583 | The company already announced that Dick Costolo stepped down from the board. | The company already announced that Dick | Costolo stepped down from the board. |
94,584 | The signs read "Trump: Keepin it real" and "Obama threw our black ass under the bus. | The signs read "Trump: Keepin it real" | and "Obama threw our black ass under the bus. |
94,585 | I’ll bring a case of Natural Ice and we’ll make sure these bitches know they should be in the kitchen, like God intended!” | I’ll bring a case of Natural Ice and we’ll make sure these | bitches know they should be in the kitchen, like God intended!” |
94,586 | Damn it Sergey, stop driving round and round the bloody lander and get going. | Damn it Sergey, stop driving round and | round the bloody lander and get going. |
94,587 | Nor is it songs so imbecilic that if you ate a can of Alphabetti Spaghetti you could shit out more intelligent lyrics to a more pleasing tune. | Nor is it songs so imbecilic that if you ate a can of Alphabetti | Spaghetti you could shit out more intelligent lyrics to a more pleasing tune. |
94,588 | First off, fuck online dating, you should expect every girl to flake if you met her online because there is absolutely no reason she has to make any kind of commitment to someone she has never met in person. | First off, fuck online dating, you should expect every girl to flake if you met her online because there | is absolutely no reason she has to make any kind of commitment to someone she has never met in person. |
94,589 | Heckler escorted out after person yelled "Bill Cosby you're a rapist" | Heckler escorted out after person yelled " | Bill Cosby you're a rapist" |
94,590 | PoliZette Sitting Ducks in Gun-Free Cities When ISIS targets US, where you live could determine if you live or die | PoliZette Sitting Ducks in Gun-Free Cities When ISIS targets | US, where you live could determine if you live or die |
94,591 | Mike Pence is just as full of bullshit as every other person who runs interference with the press while Donald Trump skulks around the White House in his bathrobe. | Mike Pence is just as full of bullshit as every other person who runs interference | with the press while Donald Trump skulks around the White House in his bathrobe. |
94,592 | These two have a hot minute left before Lohan returns to the cock from whence she came. | These two have a hot minute left before Lohan | returns to the cock from whence she came. |
94,593 | Nearing the end of this violation, I sobbed even louder as the woman, FOUR TIMES, stuck the side of her gloved hand INTO my vagina, through my pants. | Nearing the end of this violation, I sobbed even louder as the woman, FOUR | TIMES, stuck the side of her gloved hand INTO my vagina, through my pants. |
94,594 | If you were one of the middle class people watching the student revolt on television and mumbled something like “bloody idiot, go to class and make something of yourself” then I urge you to think again. | If you were one of the middle class people watching the student revolt on television and mumbled something like “ | bloody idiot, go to class and make something of yourself” then I urge you to think again. |
94,595 | Q. John Askew has posted a controversial statement on his Facebook Page about how he recently spent listening to 3 hours of promos from producers that he used to "love" but derided them for "making poor quality electro house garbage. | Q. John Askew has posted a controversial statement on his Facebook Page about how he recently spent listening to 3 hours of | promos from producers that he used to "love" but derided them for "making poor quality electro house garbage. |
94,596 | Finally, fantasy has caught up with reality for me – albeit, still as a boring bastard… | Finally, fantasy has caught up with reality for | me – albeit, still as a boring bastard… |
94,597 | Jodi Arias testified today that her Mormon boyfriend Travis Alexander forced her to have anal sex after he baptized her into the church by saying vaginal sex was off limits but 'everything else' was allowed. | Jodi Arias testified today that her Mormon boyfriend Travis Alexander forced her to have anal sex after he baptized | her into the church by saying vaginal sex was off limits but 'everything else' was allowed. |
94,598 | When you’ve been a food safety inspector for as long as Sharon Nkansah, you know how to smell a rat. | When you’ve been a food safety inspector for as long | as Sharon Nkansah, you know how to smell a rat. |
94,599 | Getty Images 9 The statues show Trump as having an extremely small penis and no testicles | Getty Images 9 The statues show Trump as | having an extremely small penis and no testicles |
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