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Receiving oral sex from the estranged wife of the Canadian prime minister in a Central Park rowboat.
Receiving oral sex from the estranged wife of the
Canadian prime minister in a Central Park rowboat.
94,801
If you've seen the original Dolemite, then you know that it's a completely bug-fuck insane mix of classic blaxploitation, bad kung fu, pimping and some kind of bizarre poetry about monkeys, lions and the Titanic.
If you've seen the original Dolemite, then you know that it's a completely bug-fuck insane mix of
classic blaxploitation, bad kung fu, pimping and some kind of bizarre poetry about monkeys, lions and the Titanic.
94,802
Japan has somehow managed to combine nipples and Buddhist temples to create sacred nipple chocolates.
Japan has somehow managed to combine nipples and
Buddhist temples to create sacred nipple chocolates.
94,803
"We got a three-and-out by people doing their job, then we get to this series and everybody goes to do their own fucking thing!
"We got a three-and-out by people doing their job,
then we get to this series and everybody goes to do their own fucking thing!
94,804
Summer's breeze; good dog; sand castle; cold beer, and perhaps most effectively, in New England vernacular anyway: Yankees suck.
Summer's breeze; good dog; sand castle; cold beer,
and perhaps most effectively, in New England vernacular anyway: Yankees suck.
94,805
Sick yobs daubed Tynecastle with graffiti mocking the memory of the Ibrox disaster dead.
Sick yobs daubed Tynecastle with graffiti mocking
the memory of the Ibrox disaster dead.
94,806
3] In 1990, when Nelson Mandela declined to meet the then Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher on a trip to London, Dicks asked: "How much longer will the Prime Minister allow herself to be kicked in the face by this black terrorist?"[
3] In 1990, when Nelson Mandela declined to meet the then Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher on a trip to London, Dicks
asked: "How much longer will the Prime Minister allow herself to be kicked in the face by this black terrorist?"[
94,807
The justification the "honorable" congresspeople make above is total and utter bullshit.
The justification the "honorable" congresspeople
make above is total and utter bullshit.
94,808
At any rate, supposing that everyone in Vault 101 besides the overseer is a moron, we venture out to find dad.
At any rate, supposing that everyone in Vault 101 besides the
overseer is a moron, we venture out to find dad.
94,809
and shot both engineers, killing one of them, Srinivas Kuchibhotla.
and shot both engineers, killing
one of them, Srinivas Kuchibhotla.
94,810
“All I want for Christmas is White Genocide,” he tweeted according to the Associated Press.
“All I want for Christmas is White Genocide
,” he tweeted according to the Associated Press.
94,811
From the point of view of the steel, however… the process of becoming a Katana totally sucks!
From the point of view of the steel, however
… the process of becoming a Katana totally sucks!
94,812
Yes, these Idiots felt it necessary to adopt Gandhi’s principles to protest that team’s famous Dodger Dogs, a food item which their organization has declared as “violent.”
Yes, these Idiots felt it necessary to adopt Gandhi’s principles to protest that team’s
famous Dodger Dogs, a food item which their organization has declared as “violent.”
94,813
The issue here is that Inhofe was pissed off that he got in trouble as a pilot last fall, and since he couldn't possibly be the one at fault, it must be the fault of stupid government overreach and bureaucracy and whatnot:
The issue here is that Inhofe was pissed off that he got in trouble as a pilot last fall, and since he
couldn't possibly be the one at fault, it must be the fault of stupid government overreach and bureaucracy and whatnot:
94,814
At the very bottom, were six of these creatures, writhing about looking like penises, except that they’re all about 30 inches long.
At the very bottom, were six of these creatures, writhing about
looking like penises, except that they’re all about 30 inches long.
94,815
The women were forcefully removed from the room and claimed to have been assaulted; the bodyguards punched their heads, vaginas and breasts.
The women were forcefully removed from the room and claimed to have
been assaulted; the bodyguards punched their heads, vaginas and breasts.
94,816
We had been eye fucking each other all night, and the sexual tension had built to a point where neither of us could contain our cheeky smiles.
We had been eye fucking each other all night, and the sexual tension
had built to a point where neither of us could contain our cheeky smiles.
94,817
I drive my kids to and from school which eats up 3 hours a day, then I coupon like a crazy bitch, and I cook almost every meal for my family.
I drive my kids to and from school which eats up 3 hours a day, then
I coupon like a crazy bitch, and I cook almost every meal for my family.
94,818
End of the day, you hit that ATWR squat/bench/total or just a huge ass PR, and you came 1st in your weight class AND the meet (too bad there was only one other guy in your class you out totaled by 300lbs) and holy shit do you feel like your balls are the size of coconuts.
End of the day, you hit that ATWR squat/bench/total or just a huge ass PR, and you came 1st in your weight class AND the meet
(too bad there was only one other guy in your class you out totaled by 300lbs) and holy shit do you feel like your balls are the size of coconuts.
94,819
stepping back and bringing the camera up.Semper Fi, Al and welcome back.For all you Marines crowding to get your blooming onion today, you better move the f*ck to the side if you see Al coming unless you want to get front kicked by a LRRP.
stepping back and bringing the camera up.Semper Fi, Al and welcome back.For all you Marines crowding to get your blooming onion
today, you better move the f*ck to the side if you see Al coming unless you want to get front kicked by a LRRP.
94,820
In this case, all that made it was a penis and what looks like some other adjoining tissues.
In this case, all that made it was a
penis and what looks like some other adjoining tissues.
94,821
Pic: A truly idiotic Mayweather v Pacquiao conspiracy theory is sweeping the internet
Pic: A truly idiotic Mayweather v
Pacquiao conspiracy theory is sweeping the internet
94,822
When you have become more intimate with Frozen than you have with any work of art in your entire goddamn life, you come to appreciate its rock-solid artistry.
When you have become more intimate with Frozen than you have with any work of art
in your entire goddamn life, you come to appreciate its rock-solid artistry.
94,823
Last night was way too hot to be wearing a damn hoodie, but at least no one figured out i was the one who farted at the demo #worthit.
Last night was way too hot to be wearing a damn hoodie, but at least
no one figured out i was the one who farted at the demo #worthit.
94,824
Crush fetish videos are a subgenre of porn for people who are sexually aroused by the torture and killing of small animals.
Crush fetish videos are a subgenre of porn for people who
are sexually aroused by the torture and killing of small animals.
94,825
After being handcuffed and placed in a cruiser, Downs reportedly said, “I don’t give a ****, all these other bitches get to print money so I can too.”
After being handcuffed and placed in a cruiser, Downs reportedly said, “I don’t give a
****, all these other bitches get to print money so I can too.”
94,826
Worse, the magician usually dresses like a jackass, sending the message loud and clear, “I may be a balding hippie wearing rainbow suspenders, but you can’t even stop me from stealing your watch and pretending to find it behind your ear.”
Worse, the magician usually dresses like a jackass, sending the message loud and clear, “I may be a balding hippie
wearing rainbow suspenders, but you can’t even stop me from stealing your watch and pretending to find it behind your ear.”
94,827
The Flying She Devils of the Pacific are ex-military air pirates and generally bad ass ladies.
The Flying She Devils of the Pacific are ex
-military air pirates and generally bad ass ladies.
94,828
Morgan proceeds to suck his massive wang and get fucked all over the kitchen. The best part was when she fit herself on the stool to get mounted and harsh fucked. Watching her guzzle down jizz was quite the treat too!
Morgan proceeds to suck his massive wang and get fucked all over the kitchen. The best part was when she fit
herself on the stool to get mounted and harsh fucked. Watching her guzzle down jizz was quite the treat too!
94,829
4 The presenter was rudely interrupted live on the air by a couple appearing to have sex in the background
4 The presenter was rudely interrupted live on the air
by a couple appearing to have sex in the background
94,830
President Trump has embraced the Williamson Doctrine, the Gospel of U-Haul, the Grand Unified Theory of Getting Off Your Ass and Going Where the Jobs Are.
President Trump has embraced the Williamson Doctrine, the Gospel of U-Haul,
the Grand Unified Theory of Getting Off Your Ass and Going Where the Jobs Are.
94,831
Ricky Tarr tells le Carré's spymaster George Smiley that Merlin's intelligence is in fact just "shit made in Moscow."
Ricky Tarr tells le Carré's spymaster George Smiley that Merlin's
intelligence is in fact just "shit made in Moscow."
94,832
"Pretty insensitive and stupid of me. Regret it and sincerely apologize," Franken said on Twitter.
"Pretty insensitive and stupid of me. Regret it
and sincerely apologize," Franken said on Twitter.
94,833
At another moment, White claimed Affleck instructed a crew member to take off his pants and show White his penis, despite her objections.
At another moment, White claimed Affleck instructed a crew member to take
off his pants and show White his penis, despite her objections.
94,834
Planned Parenthood began as an organization based upon the Margaret Sanger lie of eugenics that taught weaker beings should be exterminated.
Planned Parenthood began as an organization based upon the Margaret Sanger
lie of eugenics that taught weaker beings should be exterminated.
94,835
Contrary to my initial suspicions, the vinyl renaissance is built on sound sonic principles, not just nostalgic hipster bullshit.
Contrary to my initial suspicions, the vinyl renaissance is built
on sound sonic principles, not just nostalgic hipster bullshit.
94,836
I think Benen misses the larger point: Why can’t we just let Texas and the whole godforsaken South secede and get all this recurring idiotic bullshit over and done with once and for all?
I think Benen misses the larger point: Why can’t we just let Texas and the whole
godforsaken South secede and get all this recurring idiotic bullshit over and done with once and for all?
94,837
"I find from a journalism point of view Donald Trump is a brain-eating disease.
"I find from a journalism point of view
Donald Trump is a brain-eating disease.
94,838
It's terribly annoying and when I lay down on it there is a low rumbling of the motor that pushes air to my legs and sucks it from butt.
It's terribly annoying and when I lay down on it there is a low
rumbling of the motor that pushes air to my legs and sucks it from butt.
94,839
(This teen actually had surgery to reduce the size of his penis.)
(This teen actually had surgery to
reduce the size of his penis.)
94,840
May Day butts her head against the bottle and takes the last pull, her tail swinging.
May Day butts her head against the bottle and
takes the last pull, her tail swinging.
94,841
Just kidding, it was baby juice and I passed out as soon as I saw the woman's vagina, but you get the point.
Just kidding, it was baby juice and I passed out as soon
as I saw the woman's vagina, but you get the point.
94,842
Some games strive for realism, however, and if not for one of them called America's Army and Paxton Galvanek, a random dude who played the ever-loving shit out of it, there might be at least one less person on the planet.
Some games strive for realism, however, and if not for one of them called America's Army and Paxton Galvanek, a
random dude who played the ever-loving shit out of it, there might be at least one less person on the planet.
94,843
In a new interview with The Miami New Times to promote his recent single “Go Fuck Yourself,” he had some harsh words for the notorious terrorist organization:
In a new interview with The Miami New Times to promote his recent single “
Go Fuck Yourself,” he had some harsh words for the notorious terrorist organization:
94,844
Putting aside for a moment how monumentally stupid it is for Rhianna to get back together with a psychopath with a rage disorder, just how fucking stupid is this dancing Auto-Tune?
Putting aside for a moment how monumentally stupid it is for Rhianna to get back together with
a psychopath with a rage disorder, just how fucking stupid is this dancing Auto-Tune?
94,845
The savvier among us know, however, that these reasons are often bullshit, invoked as excuses for broader dragnets.
The savvier among us know, however, that these reasons
are often bullshit, invoked as excuses for broader dragnets.
94,846
It's fucking tiring to do something like this, but that angel is simply beautiful.
It's fucking tiring to do something like
this, but that angel is simply beautiful.
94,847
"I like the mental picture of his face going into people's asses."
"I like the mental picture of his
face going into people's asses."
94,848
“I think he’s an idiot,” Simmons told Fox Sports Australia during the team’s annual media day Monday.
“I think he’s an idiot,” Simmons told
Fox Sports Australia during the team’s annual media day Monday.
94,849
When you think about a night of Dungeons and Dragons, you probably think of a bunch of your friends packed into a basement, nommin’ on pizza and shooting the shit.
When you think about a night of Dungeons and Dragons, you probably think of a bunch
of your friends packed into a basement, nommin’ on pizza and shooting the shit.
94,850
"I'm giving him your address, your mom's f****** address and everybodies' address that you know and I hope his family comes over and takes a f****** ball bat to your f****** head."
"I'm giving him your address, your mom's f****** address and everybodies' address that you know and I
hope his family comes over and takes a f****** ball bat to your f****** head."
94,851
Klingenschmitt adds that he is just the “messenger” when he tells gay people that “you’re going to hell.”
Klingenschmitt adds that he is just the “messenger” when he
tells gay people that “you’re going to hell.”
94,852
Stranger 04:14 pm im going to shit on my keyboard and send whatever it types
Stranger 04:14 pm im going to shit
on my keyboard and send whatever it types
94,853
As I opened the door, I was confronted with the image of my wife holding two plastic funnels over her breasts with a big frown across her face.
As I opened the door, I was confronted with the image of my wife
holding two plastic funnels over her breasts with a big frown across her face.
94,854
"If you have so much courage...then go and kill a couple of policemen.
"If you have so much courage...
then go and kill a couple of policemen.
94,855
Geogre Lucas discribed the trash compacter monster as a "big, wide, brown turd."
Geogre Lucas discribed the trash compacter monster as a
"big, wide, brown turd."
94,856
All the sacrifice and shit that comes along with making a comic…it’s totally worth it.
All the sacrifice and shit that comes along with
making a comic…it’s totally worth it.
94,857
Learn to cook you lazy son of a bitch, it's a gun atheism damn it, not a mini microwave!”
Learn to cook you lazy son of a bitch, it's
a gun atheism damn it, not a mini microwave!”
94,858
We have a program where we go to Senior Citizens homes and suck all of the men's cocks to help out with the moral of the old timers in the facilities.
We have a program where we go to Senior Citizens homes and suck all of the
men's cocks to help out with the moral of the old timers in the facilities.
94,859
Solarbear’s been in the chipmusic community for some time now, and by now everyone knows how much he sucks.
Solarbear’s been in the chipmusic community for some time now
, and by now everyone knows how much he sucks.
94,860
Kale not going berserk again and Caulifa keeping her sane was good since I feared that they would pull that berserker shit out of their asses again.
Kale not going berserk again and Caulifa keeping her sane was good since I
feared that they would pull that berserker shit out of their asses again.
94,861
A YOUNG mother with a history of violence has again avoided serving actual jail time, this time when she was in court over a fit of rage that ignited when she caught her partner masturbating in the shower.
A YOUNG mother with a history of violence has again avoided serving actual jail time, this time when she
was in court over a fit of rage that ignited when she caught her partner masturbating in the shower.
94,862
A smattering of grimy-as-fuck stunted digital industrial noise demos left in their wake.
A smattering of grimy-as-fuck stunted
digital industrial noise demos left in their wake.
94,863
At best you’ll look stupid, at worst it will cost you credibility and is a sure-fire way to destroy user confidence in your service.
At best you’ll look stupid, at worst it will cost you credibility
and is a sure-fire way to destroy user confidence in your service.
94,864
However, he'll be without his trademark tentacles as Bay believed they made him look "like a stupid octopus."
However, he'll be without his trademark tentacles as Bay
believed they made him look "like a stupid octopus."
94,865
It's gonna be like an SI Point After column, only with dick jokes.
It's gonna be like an SI
Point After column, only with dick jokes.
94,866
Ed Brayton is all weepy and sad cause I used the word "bitch" when describing that dick Stephanie Zvan.
Ed Brayton is all weepy and sad cause I used the
word "bitch" when describing that dick Stephanie Zvan.
94,867
I have summoned the moral courage and I will subdue any itch of political correctness and tell them the truth: Female smokers suck.
I have summoned the moral courage and I will subdue any itch
of political correctness and tell them the truth: Female smokers suck.
94,868
Donald Trump , according to his many critics, is the single most divisive, stupid, bigoted and unpopular president in American history.
Donald Trump , according to his many critics, is the single
most divisive, stupid, bigoted and unpopular president in American history.
94,869
If me barf and feathering your moms tits sounds totally preposterous and idiotic to you, just wait until I show you how totally fucking vapid and moronic your meme really is.
If me barf and feathering your moms tits sounds totally preposterous and idiotic to you,
just wait until I show you how totally fucking vapid and moronic your meme really is.
94,870
Stupid is not just a big, fat, huggable oaf who goes “duuuuh” when squeezed.
Stupid is not just a big, fat,
huggable oaf who goes “duuuuh” when squeezed.
94,871
In the crash, Wall fractured his pubic ramus bone, suffered a crushing injury to his penis and both the nerves and arteries in it were damaged.
In the crash, Wall fractured his pubic ramus bone, suffered a crushing
injury to his penis and both the nerves and arteries in it were damaged.
94,872
Gantz just displayed the image with the text "Now you bastards are going to find and kill this" and a photo of the Nurarihyon.
Gantz just displayed the image with the text "Now you bastards are
going to find and kill this" and a photo of the Nurarihyon.
94,873
For those of us who feasted—or starved—on a diet of circumcised penises, the first taste of uncut dick could be, well, quite a mouthful.
For those of us who feasted—or starved—on a diet of circumcised penises
, the first taste of uncut dick could be, well, quite a mouthful.
94,874
I'm looking you up, and when I find you, I'm going to rape you and remove your head."
I'm looking you up, and when I find you,
I'm going to rape you and remove your head."
94,875
Having fathered both bastards and imperial legacies, Adam still refuses to release his grip on Crusader Kings II.
Having fathered both bastards and imperial legacies, Adam still
refuses to release his grip on Crusader Kings II.
94,876
BMW drivers have a bad rep for being real jerks behind the wheel, and videos like this don't help the stereotype much.
BMW drivers have a bad rep for being real jerks behind the
wheel, and videos like this don't help the stereotype much.
94,877
“Keep f**kin’ walkin’, the next time you look me in my fuckin’ eye, I’m gonna beat the sh*t out you.
“Keep f**kin’ walkin’, the next time you look me in
my fuckin’ eye, I’m gonna beat the sh*t out you.
94,878
The disease, caused by the bacterium Treponema Pallidum and passed on through unprotected oral, vaginal and anal sex, has affected the famous through the ages (Al Capone and, reportedly, Hitler, to name just two).
The disease, caused by the bacterium Treponema Pallidum and passed on through unprotected oral, vaginal and anal sex,
has affected the famous through the ages (Al Capone and, reportedly, Hitler, to name just two).
94,879
Ajay Singh's mother Jagmato Devi, a Janata Dal (United) MLA, had died.
Ajay Singh's mother Jagmato Devi, a Janata
Dal (United) MLA, had died.
94,880
It would be racist to suggest that behavior is at fault for blacks being far more likely than whites to end up in prison.
It would be racist to suggest that behavior is at fault for
blacks being far more likely than whites to end up in prison.
94,881
But hey, you'd go back to your Walkman too, if everytime you put your iPod on shuffle, it blew up the goddamned planet.
But hey, you'd go back to your Walkman too, if everytime
you put your iPod on shuffle, it blew up the goddamned planet.
94,882
Two bros squaring off in front of the camera to find out who is the true BDD (big dick dude)!
Two bros squaring off in front of the camera to find
out who is the true BDD (big dick dude)!
94,883
Then there’s that wonderful stuff about dashing out the brains of Philistine babies and exterminating the entire population of Canaan.
Then there’s that wonderful stuff about dashing out the brains
of Philistine babies and exterminating the entire population of Canaan.
94,884
Norman Maclean said it best in the book, "The world is full of bastards, the number increasing rapidly the further one gets from Missoula, Montana."
Norman Maclean said it best in the book, "The world is full of
bastards, the number increasing rapidly the further one gets from Missoula, Montana."
94,885
Trump Supporter Attacks Elderly Gay Man: "My President Says We Can Kill You"
Trump Supporter Attacks Elderly Gay Man: "
My President Says We Can Kill You"
94,886
Mother-of-four Julia Manihuari was left bedbound for six months after her breasts grew to an N cup
Mother-of-four Julia Manihuari was left bedbound
for six months after her breasts grew to an N cup
94,887
I find blathering about ethnicity and racism eternally boring and do not give any shits about it.
I find blathering about ethnicity and racism eternally boring
and do not give any shits about it.
94,888
A great depressing number from Elliott here, this song is a lot more than sad really, it’s got that vibe that it’s a bit, what you’d call, ‘fucked up’.
A great depressing number from Elliott here, this song is a lot more than sad really, it
’s got that vibe that it’s a bit, what you’d call, ‘fucked up’.
94,889
There’s over 40 features of different abilities from ‘stop being a little bitch’ to ‘thats actually fucking gnarly’ spread out into two main zones.
There’s over 40 features of different abilities from ‘stop being a little bitch
’ to ‘thats actually fucking gnarly’ spread out into two main zones.
94,890
I don’t mean being an asshole and starting fights or intimidating people.
I don’t mean being an asshole
and starting fights or intimidating people.
94,891
“It is a bullshit book,” Greenwald said, referring to “The Snowden Files” by Luke Harding.
“It is a bullshit book,” Greenwald said,
referring to “The Snowden Files” by Luke Harding.
94,892
We’re simply standing in a control room overlooking the courtyard, controlling the deathmachine by bopping buttons and watching everyone die.
We’re simply standing in a control room overlooking the courtyard
, controlling the deathmachine by bopping buttons and watching everyone die.
94,893
At the very end of the Malay peninsula sits the city state of Singapore, which was once plagued with retracting penises.
At the very end of the Malay peninsula sits the city
state of Singapore, which was once plagued with retracting penises.
94,894
The former Secretary of State is afraid that if “that f-ing bastard wins, we all to hang from nooses.”
The former Secretary of State is afraid that if “that f
-ing bastard wins, we all to hang from nooses.”
94,895
Arguably even more fun is the mod on the right, which turns Team Fortress 2's Scout into a much sexier, stupider, maladjusted young man.
Arguably even more fun is the mod on the right, which turns Team
Fortress 2's Scout into a much sexier, stupider, maladjusted young man.
94,896
How would most major private or public institutions react if one of their leading figures – say, the chief executive – was found guilty by an independent commission of saying, in public to a competitor, "You fucking black cunt … fucking knobhead"?
How would most major private or public institutions react if one of their leading figures – say, the chief executive – was found
guilty by an independent commission of saying, in public to a competitor, "You fucking black cunt … fucking knobhead"?
94,897
Patent Troll Apparently Didn't Appreciate Being Called A Piece Of Shit, Sues Over Basic Location Functionality
Patent Troll Apparently Didn't Appreciate Being Called A
Piece Of Shit, Sues Over Basic Location Functionality
94,898
I didn't hear a word he said, but I wasn't in a place where I could tell him to go f*ck himself."
I didn't hear a word he said, but I wasn't
in a place where I could tell him to go f*ck himself."
94,899
The final page of last month’s debut issue revealed that Dick’s teenage son has manifested his own superpowers, putting Dick in a position where he has to choose between his son’s freedom and the obligations of his job.
The final page of last month’s debut issue revealed that Dick’s teenage son has manifested his own superpowers,
putting Dick in a position where he has to choose between his son’s freedom and the obligations of his job.