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Overnight, they forgot what a two-faced, cowardly liar Bob had been and what crap they’d all had to suffer through because of his shortcomings as a manager.
Overnight, they forgot what a two-faced, cowardly liar Bob had been and
what crap they’d all had to suffer through because of his shortcomings as a manager.
96,301
The city is seeking to waive a rule that requires parents to sign a consent form before the ritual, which involves the circumciser using his mouth to suck blood away from the incision on a boy’s penis.
The city is seeking to waive a rule that requires parents to sign a consent form before the ritual,
which involves the circumciser using his mouth to suck blood away from the incision on a boy’s penis.
96,302
bought Broadcast.com, making Mark Cuban the luckiest son of a bitch on the face of the planet – even if he does consistently pick losing teams.
bought Broadcast.com, making Mark Cuban the luckiest son of a bitch on the
face of the planet – even if he does consistently pick losing teams.
96,303
So I don't want some hater of gays, blacks, or any other minority to be the least bit involved in the making of that cake, because if you can't love the whole of humanity, you don't have any real love for anyone.
So I don't want some hater of gays, blacks, or any other minority to be the least bit involved in the making
of that cake, because if you can't love the whole of humanity, you don't have any real love for anyone.
96,304
In fact, many of the stupidest things the Republican Party has done over the last few years have been driven by the Chamber of Commerce.
In fact, many of the stupidest things the Republican Party has done
over the last few years have been driven by the Chamber of Commerce.
96,305
Promoting his film Did You Hear About the Morgans, Grant was "giving everyone s–t the whole time . . . he's a big pain in the ass," Stewart ranted.
Promoting his film Did You Hear About the Morgans, Grant was "giving everyone s–t
the whole time . . . he's a big pain in the ass," Stewart ranted.
96,306
The park will feature a 7D cinema, vibrating seats, a nudist pool, bumper cars shaped like genitalia and a “train of pleasure” with gogo boys and girls.
The park will feature a 7D cinema, vibrating seats, a nudist pool, bumper
cars shaped like genitalia and a “train of pleasure” with gogo boys and girls.
96,307
Ad Age’s answer to a fascinating question (Why do people favor crap beer PBR over other crap beers?)
Ad Age’s answer to a fascinating question (Why do
people favor crap beer PBR over other crap beers?)
96,308
LI is not a martial artist ...he is a bully and sexual predator.
LI is not a martial artist ...
he is a bully and sexual predator.
96,309
Then, after a pause, “You know, if you ignore the whole concept of due process and taking in suspects alive so they can have their day in court and shit.”
Then, after a pause, “You know, if you ignore the whole concept of due
process and taking in suspects alive so they can have their day in court and shit.”
96,310
"What he's been saying is really totally crazy, ridiculous ... he is totally nuts."
"What he's been saying is really totally
crazy, ridiculous ... he is totally nuts."
96,311
I would have blushed beet red if we had talked about masturbation or intercourse.
I would have blushed beet red if
we had talked about masturbation or intercourse.
96,312
However the basic rules of life still apply, don’t be an idiot, respect your friends privacy and don’t be a jackass.
However the basic rules of life still apply, don’t be an
idiot, respect your friends privacy and don’t be a jackass.
96,313
I’m learning a lot about myself and about the whole fucking process.
I’m learning a lot about myself
and about the whole fucking process.
96,314
Likewise, "magnet schools" have been around for some time and, while sucking off the taxpayer teat, are not accountable to the same degree as public schools.
Likewise, "magnet schools" have been around for some time and, while sucking
off the taxpayer teat, are not accountable to the same degree as public schools.
96,315
"Because let me tell you something: if I had Conor fighting somebody like that, and they were going to make sure one of the guys gets up in your face, you smack his ass to the floor.
"Because let me tell you something: if I had Conor fighting somebody like that, and they were going
to make sure one of the guys gets up in your face, you smack his ass to the floor.
96,316
I've even had run-ins or altercations with Rashad where he was just a dick.
I've even had run-ins or altercations
with Rashad where he was just a dick.
96,317
It is likely that Cam’ron does not have an explanation either, besides that his ethos has always been some combination of Dare me audaciousness and Fuck it indifference.
It is likely that Cam’ron does not have an explanation either, besides that his
ethos has always been some combination of Dare me audaciousness and Fuck it indifference.
96,318
Of course HOLY SHIT WINDSTORM 2007!!! did manage knock out power at my house, which left me without access to online porn for an hour or so. Fortunately I have a copy of the 1977 Sears Catalog in our emergency kit for just such a contingency.
Of course HOLY SHIT WINDSTORM 2007!!! did manage knock out power at my house, which left me without access to online porn
for an hour or so. Fortunately I have a copy of the 1977 Sears Catalog in our emergency kit for just such a contingency.
96,319
Bar slang is constantly evolving and if you fall behind you’ll start coming off like Al Gore trying to get down at Ol’ Dirty Bastard show.
Bar slang is constantly evolving and if you fall behind you’ll start coming
off like Al Gore trying to get down at Ol’ Dirty Bastard show.
96,320
Some idiot athletic director at a small school will decide that having a coach with a big conference job on his resume outweighs the risk of having a potentially abusive redass in charge of his basketball program.
Some idiot athletic director at a small school will decide that having a coach with a big conference job
on his resume outweighs the risk of having a potentially abusive redass in charge of his basketball program.
96,321
Advertisers use three main strategies to lure folks into buying their products: sexism, boobs and sexism.
Advertisers use three main strategies to lure folks into
buying their products: sexism, boobs and sexism.
96,322
Anyway… as I also write this, I have been having trouble with my fucking laptop, as the battery went kaput on me.
Anyway… as I also write this, I have been having trouble
with my fucking laptop, as the battery went kaput on me.
96,323
There has to be a subtext (or, to be just a tad judgmental, you’re just making crap and you can stop wasting my time and yours).
There has to be a subtext (or, to be just a tad judgmental,
you’re just making crap and you can stop wasting my time and yours).
96,324
Sick of pretending to be a normal person when you’re really a bad-ass superhero?
Sick of pretending to be a normal person when
you’re really a bad-ass superhero?
96,325
A failed aslyum seeker brutally raped a man out celebrating his birthday in a shocking attack on a bed of nettles.
A failed aslyum seeker brutally raped a man out celebrating his
birthday in a shocking attack on a bed of nettles.
96,326
“As I’m standing there waiting in line this piece of shit puts his arm on my shoulder and says ‘Hey women wear skirts.’
“As I’m standing there waiting in line this piece of shit puts
his arm on my shoulder and says ‘Hey women wear skirts.’
96,327
I don’t have any insight about this, or theories, or hopes, because I saw Clash of the Titans and it was fucking terrible.
I don’t have any insight about this, or theories, or hopes
, because I saw Clash of the Titans and it was fucking terrible.
96,328
Some asshole takes creep shots of Sarkeesian, and you all lose your goddamn minds.
Some asshole takes creep shots of Sarkeesian,
and you all lose your goddamn minds.
96,329
This “Sven” guy–like most Nordicists–cherry-picks to prove his idiotic and untrue points, like most Nordicists.
This “Sven” guy–like most Nordicists–cherry-
picks to prove his idiotic and untrue points, like most Nordicists.
96,330
“Are you fucking kidding me? We’re engineers, not wizards,” says an engineer.
“Are you fucking kidding me? We’re
engineers, not wizards,” says an engineer.
96,331
The woman said that when walking to the bathroom “her vaginal area was sore.”
The woman said that when walking to the
bathroom “her vaginal area was sore.”
96,332
British dairy cows currently live out one of the most painful, miserable existences imaginable.
British dairy cows currently live out one of
the most painful, miserable existences imaginable.
96,333
This deserves wider attention, especially at a moment when the stupid, stupid Republican leadership has convinced itself that its real problem with the electorate is being insufficiently pro-amnesty.
This deserves wider attention, especially at a moment when the stupid, stupid Republican leadership
has convinced itself that its real problem with the electorate is being insufficiently pro-amnesty.
96,334
… Kubrick systematically talking shit to his lead actress, Shelley Duvall, Nicholson making fun of the constant change in scripts, so much so he’s just stopped learning his lines…
… Kubrick systematically talking shit to his lead actress, Shelley Duvall, Nicholson making fun of
the constant change in scripts, so much so he’s just stopped learning his lines…
96,335
Yes, Michelle Obama, former fat-shamer in chief, she of the wasted vegetables and inedible school lunches, just won’t leave kids alone.
Yes, Michelle Obama, former fat-shamer in chief, she of
the wasted vegetables and inedible school lunches, just won’t leave kids alone.
96,336
Well, during that suit, he threw in an idiotic claim for defamation.
Well, during that suit, he
threw in an idiotic claim for defamation.
96,337
It's funny how anonymous women keep reporting things to Ann (that she can then report to Mitt so he doesn't have to talk to women directly) that seem, at best, unlikely, and more likely, pulled straight out of her pampered two-Cadillac-driving ass.
It's funny how anonymous women keep reporting things to Ann (that she can then report to Mitt so he doesn't have to talk to
women directly) that seem, at best, unlikely, and more likely, pulled straight out of her pampered two-Cadillac-driving ass.
96,338
You know those people who say dumb shit like 'Why isn't there a White History Month?' - well, MRAs are like those people but specifically about men.
You know those people who say dumb shit like 'Why isn't there a White
History Month?' - well, MRAs are like those people but specifically about men.
96,339
This is also his profile picture on Twitter, because of course it's his fucking profile picture on Twitter.
This is also his profile picture on Twitter, because
of course it's his fucking profile picture on Twitter.
96,340
I hate the corporate greed, the mainstream media, and the goddamn soul-sucking Illuminati vampires!
I hate the corporate greed, the mainstream media
, and the goddamn soul-sucking Illuminati vampires!
96,341
I fully expect to suck ass at Mortal Kombat X and to be mercilessly teased and mocked by whoever I play with until I can get a handle on the controls, after which will come having my ass handed to me numerous times playing online while I attempt to learn the game.
I fully expect to suck ass at Mortal Kombat X and to be mercilessly teased and mocked by whoever I play with until I can get a
handle on the controls, after which will come having my ass handed to me numerous times playing online while I attempt to learn the game.
96,342
Once an article popped out about this they started acting like "Ah I'm going to comfort Joshua and Seungkwan" kind of bullshit
Once an article popped out about this they started acting like "
Ah I'm going to comfort Joshua and Seungkwan" kind of bullshit
96,343
"You're interviewing the wrong fucking person," she said to the "journalist" harassing her.
"You're interviewing the wrong fucking person,"
she said to the "journalist" harassing her.
96,344
Last year in the “Purple Swag” music video for example, Caucasian hanger-on Anna Perp was seen mouthing the words “nigger” with her doltish and indolent expression and not one person commented or gave a shit.
Last year in the “Purple Swag” music video for example, Caucasian hanger-on Anna Perp was seen
mouthing the words “nigger” with her doltish and indolent expression and not one person commented or gave a shit.
96,345
Consider the recent cult of the book – Reading Rainbow, library fetishism, John Waters’ famous admonition that if you go home with someone and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them.
Consider the recent cult of the book – Reading Rainbow, library fetishism, John Waters’ famous admonition
that if you go home with someone and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them.
96,346
In one incident, a student reported waking up with Munoz on top of him, kissing him and grabbing his genitals.
In one incident, a student reported waking up with Munoz
on top of him, kissing him and grabbing his genitals.
96,347
(chat) ptr: Keepo [fREAKAZOID joins teamspeak of game he is not part of] (voice) fREAKAZOID: Shut up s1mple, you fucking suck!
(chat) ptr: Keepo [fREAKAZOID joins teamspeak of game he is not
part of] (voice) fREAKAZOID: Shut up s1mple, you fucking suck!
96,348
You KNOW men murder women all the fucking time for silly reasons.
You KNOW men murder women all
the fucking time for silly reasons.
96,349
Two of my ex lover- sweethearts had currently complained concerning my little penis, so at this factor I was willing to do whatever it requires to obtain a bigger size.
Two of my ex lover- sweethearts had currently complained concerning my little penis, so at
this factor I was willing to do whatever it requires to obtain a bigger size.
96,350
We got together most days and wrote stupid over the top heavy, mathy, proggy songs that neither of us could pull off live and nobody would want to listen to anyway.
We got together most days and wrote stupid over the top heavy, mathy, proggy songs
that neither of us could pull off live and nobody would want to listen to anyway.
96,351
Ernest Hemingway famously said that “the most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof shit detector.
Ernest Hemingway famously said that “the most essential gift for a good
writer is a built-in, shock-proof shit detector.
96,352
I was quite dismissive of baby wearing whilst pregnant with Cairo, it seemed like a faff and with me being a bit larger and having huge boobs I was rather worried I’d smother him!
I was quite dismissive of baby wearing whilst pregnant with Cairo, it seemed like a faff and
with me being a bit larger and having huge boobs I was rather worried I’d smother him!
96,353
The girl said Martinez, who is a family friend, invited her into the bathroom, touched her breasts and genitalia before penetrating her.
The girl said Martinez, who is a family friend, invited her
into the bathroom, touched her breasts and genitalia before penetrating her.
96,354
Cúchulainn throws a light spear at Ferdiad's chest, causing him to raise his shield, and then picks up the Gáe Bolga between his toes and thrusts it through his anus upon which the barbs spread throughout his body, killing him.
Cúchulainn throws a light spear at Ferdiad's chest, causing him to raise his shield, and then picks up the
Gáe Bolga between his toes and thrusts it through his anus upon which the barbs spread throughout his body, killing him.
96,355
A controversial New York City pastor warns protesters: If you disrupt my church we will “castrate your men and slit the throats of your women” and then “piss on the graves of your ancestors.”
A controversial New York City pastor warns protesters: If you disrupt my church we will “castrate your men
and slit the throats of your women” and then “piss on the graves of your ancestors.”
96,356
I got mostly abuses from most of you, because most of you are stupid and arrogant, and have no desire to learn,” posted a seemingly exasperated Katju, ending the post with a “Goodbye”.
I got mostly abuses from most of you, because most of you are stupid and arrogant, and have
no desire to learn,” posted a seemingly exasperated Katju, ending the post with a “Goodbye”.
96,357
America, of course, is responsible for the largest amount of space trash.
America, of course, is responsible
for the largest amount of space trash.
96,358
I'm never active in forums like this, but this case really got to me, and good to see discussions without too much 'those american idiots' etc.
I'm never active in forums like this, but this case really got to me
, and good to see discussions without too much 'those american idiots' etc.
96,359
Stupidity and ignorance just runs too deep with some people and that at times helps fuel the stereotypical fires against gamers as a whole.
Stupidity and ignorance just runs too deep with some people and that
at times helps fuel the stereotypical fires against gamers as a whole.
96,360
"If you are corrupt, I will fetch you using a helicopter to Manila and I will throw you out.
"If you are corrupt, I will fetch you using
a helicopter to Manila and I will throw you out.
96,361
Have sex with an animal and you must die, and the animal as well.
Have sex with an animal and you must
die, and the animal as well.
96,362
Last week blowhard pundit Rush Limbaugh called non-profit organization employees "lazy idiots" and "rapists in terms of finance and economy" that think of themselves as "good people."
Last week blowhard pundit Rush Limbaugh called non-profit organization employees "lazy idiots" and "
rapists in terms of finance and economy" that think of themselves as "good people."
96,363
“Fuck it, I quit,” she said, before abruptly walking off camera.
“Fuck it, I quit,”
she said, before abruptly walking off camera.
96,364
"This is fucking historic," one student declared, standing on a makeshift podium inside the foyer of the meeting chamber in Simcoe Hall.
"This is fucking historic," one student declared, standing on
a makeshift podium inside the foyer of the meeting chamber in Simcoe Hall.
96,365
Merkelland: German woman shows violent injuries that she get from a migrant after she told him that she is not a bitch!
Merkelland: German woman shows violent injuries that she get from a
migrant after she told him that she is not a bitch!
96,366
You fucking film yourself doing this shit and then you send us the fucking video and we put it on the fucking internet.”
You fucking film yourself doing this shit and then you send us
the fucking video and we put it on the fucking internet.”
96,367
Fact 915: One method of surgical penis enlargement is to cut the suspensory ligament that holds the root of the penis up inside the pelvis.
Fact 915: One method of surgical penis enlargement is to cut the
suspensory ligament that holds the root of the penis up inside the pelvis.
96,368
Became a secret disciple by suicide, this time don’t know what method he used to become true disciple, he is really trash.”
Became a secret disciple by suicide, this time don’t know what
method he used to become true disciple, he is really trash.”
96,369
He would wrap her up in my blanket and cover her face and he would strangle her, get on top of her and choke her," said Jenkins.
He would wrap her up in my blanket and cover her face and he would
strangle her, get on top of her and choke her," said Jenkins.
96,370
"If she moves the car, I'm going to shoot her," an officer yelled.
"If she moves the car, I'm
going to shoot her," an officer yelled.
96,371
Nothing spectacular happened – but the pub was called The Famous Cock.
Nothing spectacular happened – but the
pub was called The Famous Cock.
96,372
The cryptocurrency based on the doge meme was originally started for shits and giggles.
The cryptocurrency based on the doge meme
was originally started for shits and giggles.
96,373
Protesters chanted anti-police slogans and carried signs, including one that read “all cops are bastards,” Jamieson said.
Protesters chanted anti-police slogans and carried signs, including one
that read “all cops are bastards,” Jamieson said.
96,374
I’ve spent the last ten years of my life dedicated to progressive social movements, yet I’m a racist because I think that Barack Obama is an imperialist scumbag?
I’ve spent the last ten years of my life dedicated to progressive social movements,
yet I’m a racist because I think that Barack Obama is an imperialist scumbag?
96,375
For this year, especially when trying White2Tea’s new teas, there hasn't been very many teas that I liked as much as their 2017 Pussy.
For this year, especially when trying White2Tea’s new teas, there has
n't been very many teas that I liked as much as their 2017 Pussy.
96,376
Like in the Roy Moore case, we don’t have proof that Franken grabbed her for an unwanted kiss, but unlike the Moore case, Tweeden produced a photograph of Franken groping her breasts while she was asleep.
Like in the Roy Moore case, we don’t have proof that Franken grabbed her for an unwanted kiss
, but unlike the Moore case, Tweeden produced a photograph of Franken groping her breasts while she was asleep.
96,377
The doctor was unable to reattach the penis immediately because he did not have an appropriate catheter.
The doctor was unable to reattach the penis immediately
because he did not have an appropriate catheter.
96,378
A few months ago, Dartmouth exchange student Jeremy Pham called Wellesley women a "bunch of whores" in an e-mail tirade.
A few months ago, Dartmouth exchange student Jeremy Pham called Wellesley women
a "bunch of whores" in an e-mail tirade.
96,379
“Here Is a List of All the Assholes Who Own Guns in New York City.”
“Here Is a List of All the Assholes
Who Own Guns in New York City.”
96,380
you’ve opened one session then another and requested a page meant for a different session, you are so stupid you dont even know how you did it!
you’ve opened one session then another and requested a page meant for a different
session, you are so stupid you dont even know how you did it!
96,381
In fact, this slew of bills at the national and state levels--as well as several international treaty proposals in the works--are outright stupid.
In fact, this slew of bills at the national and state levels--
as well as several international treaty proposals in the works--are outright stupid.
96,382
There's the conductor announcing the name of the next stop for the third goddamn time.
There's the conductor announcing the name of
the next stop for the third goddamn time.
96,383
This is not because the witnesses are stupid but simply because they’re seeing something unfamiliar to them.
This is not because the witnesses are stupid but
simply because they’re seeing something unfamiliar to them.
96,384
They are known simply as: “those stupid fucking huge golden flies”.
They are known simply as: “
those stupid fucking huge golden flies”.
96,385
He said something amazing: "At least our soccer team is going to kick ass."
He said something amazing: "At least our
soccer team is going to kick ass."
96,386
These guys are deadbeats, losers, unpatriotic, tax cheats, they don't pay their “fair share;” evaders, dishonest, lawbreakers.
These guys are deadbeats, losers, unpatriotic, tax cheats, they do
n't pay their “fair share;” evaders, dishonest, lawbreakers.
96,387
The move has been approved by the Met commissioner, Cressida Dick.
The move has been approved by
the Met commissioner, Cressida Dick.
96,388
In other words, those expensive life-enhancers may actually be killing you.
In other words, those expensive life
-enhancers may actually be killing you.
96,389
This is not a matter of talent, or how “smart” you are — I mean, shit, you have possibly made a good deal of money investing in Ethereum.
This is not a matter of talent, or how “smart” you are — I
mean, shit, you have possibly made a good deal of money investing in Ethereum.
96,390
Allow me to remedy that situation by starting today’s episode thusly: Look at all these cunts.
Allow me to remedy that situation by starting today
’s episode thusly: Look at all these cunts.
96,391
Looking at the disgusting twitter account with the "sand n***er" charge, which Fox Business chick Maria Bartiromo had (whoops!)
Looking at the disgusting twitter account with the "sand n***er"
charge, which Fox Business chick Maria Bartiromo had (whoops!)
96,392
Last week we told you about 15 Ways to Make the Most of Your Small Penis in Bed.
Last week we told you about 15 Ways to
Make the Most of Your Small Penis in Bed.
96,393
Belgian TV bosses slammed for advert featuring presenter as a semi-naked Hitler
Belgian TV bosses slammed for advert featuring
presenter as a semi-naked Hitler
96,394
BRIDGEPORT -- A Metro-North Railroad employee who masturbated on a sleeping, pregnant passenger was given a suspended sentence Monday.
BRIDGEPORT -- A Metro-North Railroad employee who masturbated on
a sleeping, pregnant passenger was given a suspended sentence Monday.
96,395
In three years of representing the University of Missouri, Mike Dixon proved himself fearless, aggressive, and a bit of an asshole.
In three years of representing the University of Missouri, Mike Dixon
proved himself fearless, aggressive, and a bit of an asshole.
96,396
There have been numerous OK Cupid experiments showing the depths that guys will go to hook up with girls, including my own where I made a hot girl a complete racist idiot.
There have been numerous OK Cupid experiments showing the depths that guys will go to hook up
with girls, including my own where I made a hot girl a complete racist idiot.
96,397
On behalf of all my ancestors that were KIDNAPPED from Africa and FORCED into SLAVERY, I humbly request that Ben Carson go fuck himself. — David F Walker (@DavidWalker1201) March 7, 2017
On behalf of all my ancestors that were KIDNAPPED from Africa and FORCED into SLAVERY, I humbly
request that Ben Carson go fuck himself. — David F Walker (@DavidWalker1201) March 7, 2017
96,398
"People are just too stupid to use bitcoin right now,” I overheard someone argue at a bar a few weeks ago as we were discussing the potential of cryptocurrency.
"People are just too stupid to use bitcoin right now,” I overheard someone
argue at a bar a few weeks ago as we were discussing the potential of cryptocurrency.
96,399
"My mom used to be a model (not the size-zero runway kind) and is pretty curvy — boobs and butt and hips and a tiny waist and all that.
"My mom used to be a model (not the size-zero runway kind)
and is pretty curvy — boobs and butt and hips and a tiny waist and all that.