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It's incredible that our institutions of gov, WH, Congress, DOJ, and big media are corrupt & all we do is bitch.
It's incredible that our institutions of gov, WH, Congress,
DOJ, and big media are corrupt & all we do is bitch.
96,401
But despite the numerous practical advantages to working in JavaScript (especially from a user experience perspective) there are still many things that JS just sucks at.
But despite the numerous practical advantages to working in JavaScript (especially from a
user experience perspective) there are still many things that JS just sucks at.
96,402
How stupid does the Senate background-check vote look now, I ask the pundits and others who thought it was dumb politics for Obama and the Democrats to push for a vote that they obviously knew they were going to lose.
How stupid does the Senate background-check vote look now, I ask the pundits and others who thought it was
dumb politics for Obama and the Democrats to push for a vote that they obviously knew they were going to lose.
96,403
A C-based Mercedes-AMG coupe will be headed our way, but because your parents and neighbors only buy stupid crossovers instead of station wagons, we’ll never, ever see the awesomely utilitarian C63 Estate.
A C-based Mercedes-AMG coupe will be headed our way, but because your parents and neighbors
only buy stupid crossovers instead of station wagons, we’ll never, ever see the awesomely utilitarian C63 Estate.
96,404
And I did the same: ‘Wait, that’s the guy that I thought would be this hipster douchebag that I wanted to punch in the face and the balls at the same time?
And I did the same: ‘Wait, that’s the guy that I thought would be
this hipster douchebag that I wanted to punch in the face and the balls at the same time?
96,405
If you want self-government don't vote for the Two Lying Bastards of the Democan and Republicrat parties..... or for any minority party that also wants to govern you....
If you want self-government don't vote for the Two Lying Bastards of the
Democan and Republicrat parties..... or for any minority party that also wants to govern you....
96,406
“Every time I see it out of the corner of my eye, I’m like, ‘Fuck!
“Every time I see it out of the corner
of my eye, I’m like, ‘Fuck!
96,407
And since half the population will get this bastard of a disease at some point, you do have to scratch your head and think, “How on earth can we afford it?”.
And since half the population will get this bastard of a disease at some point, you do
have to scratch your head and think, “How on earth can we afford it?”.
96,408
Davis’ inclusion is both a shot in the arm for the series but also serves to highlight just how staged An Idiot Abroad is.
Davis’ inclusion is both a shot in the arm for the series
but also serves to highlight just how staged An Idiot Abroad is.
96,409
The article was titled Is there a man left under 40 who isn’t a rude, ignorant pig?
The article was titled Is there a man left under
40 who isn’t a rude, ignorant pig?
96,410
Is this still suggestive given the surrounding situation, with cheatin’-ass Tom Brady’s balls at the center of the dumbest scandal in memory?
Is this still suggestive given the surrounding situation, with cheatin’-ass Tom
Brady’s balls at the center of the dumbest scandal in memory?
96,411
‘That means that it’s likely one of the girls you’re friends with now will be raped at some point in her life.’
‘That means that it’s likely one of the girls you’re
friends with now will be raped at some point in her life.’
96,412
Go stick your head down the hole in a well used porto-potty, and you'll get the idea.
Go stick your head down the hole in a well used
porto-potty, and you'll get the idea.
96,413
Like a tick, liberalism latches onto a victim and sucks him dry.
Like a tick, liberalism latches onto
a victim and sucks him dry.
96,414
To the naked eye, however, Trump’s latest series of tweets—and indeed, most of his actions since taking office—suggest he’s less a savant than an idiot.
To the naked eye, however, Trump’s latest series of tweets—and indeed,
most of his actions since taking office—suggest he’s less a savant than an idiot.
96,415
And that, folks, is why all olim chadashim are friyarim (suckers).
And that, folks, is why all
olim chadashim are friyarim (suckers).
96,416
Gair, a 42-year-old father of three, commented on an article posted to Facebook about the event, saying "If your parents were faggots, you horrible gay c***s wouldn't of [sic] been born!
Gair, a 42-year-old father of three, commented on an article posted to Facebook about the event,
saying "If your parents were faggots, you horrible gay c***s wouldn't of [sic] been born!
96,417
Zenspider, master of all things "Ruby + C", picked up the gauntlet and used RubyInline (previously covered here) to hand my proverbial ass back to me on a platter.
Zenspider, master of all things "Ruby + C", picked up the gauntlet and used
RubyInline (previously covered here) to hand my proverbial ass back to me on a platter.
96,418
While some have made the case that Kim Kardashian and her friend Emily Ratajkowski have made boobs boring, breasts are in fact so potent that they may be hastening our decline.
While some have made the case that Kim Kardashian and her friend Emily Ratajkowski have made
boobs boring, breasts are in fact so potent that they may be hastening our decline.
96,419
A University of California, Berkeley professor recently called Ben Shapiro a “racist, sexist, misogynist jerk” who poses a “threat” to the campus community.
A University of California, Berkeley professor recently called Ben Shapiro a “racist,
sexist, misogynist jerk” who poses a “threat” to the campus community.
96,420
After John Davis went back into his bedroom to get dressed, his son came in armed with the revolver and fired at him, hitting him five times and saying, "Die, you bastard."
After John Davis went back into his bedroom to get dressed, his son came in armed with the
revolver and fired at him, hitting him five times and saying, "Die, you bastard."
96,421
After days of jokes about his small penis, Negrin confronted co-worker Hugo Osorno in the airport parking lot and beat him with a police baton, leaving him with bruises and abrasions.
After days of jokes about his small penis, Negrin confronted co-worker Hugo Osorno in the
airport parking lot and beat him with a police baton, leaving him with bruises and abrasions.
96,422
The women would be sexually assaulted, shot in the head, and then dumped over an embankment.
The women would be sexually assaulted, shot in
the head, and then dumped over an embankment.
96,423
And many — but not a majority — say that black people are less intelligent and more violent than their white peers.
And many — but not a majority — say that black
people are less intelligent and more violent than their white peers.
96,424
A member of the mostly-Muslim Newcastle sex grooming gang, which preyed on teenage girls, once told a female ticket inspector: “White women are good for only one thing – for people like me to f*** and use as trash.”
A member of the mostly-Muslim Newcastle sex grooming gang, which preyed on teenage girls, once told a female ticket inspector:
“White women are good for only one thing – for people like me to f*** and use as trash.”
96,425
Marnie is “into it,” until she finds out Hannah’s not going to tell the father, then decides it’s “fucking insane.”
Marnie is “into it,” until she finds out Hannah’s not
going to tell the father, then decides it’s “fucking insane.”
96,426
There are like five lanes of traffic that guy's cutting off – what a dumbass!
There are like five lanes of traffic that
guy's cutting off – what a dumbass!
96,427
This review is a culmination of thoughts and testing done by myself and everyone I could convince to put it in their mouth and suck.. inhale.
This review is a culmination of thoughts and testing done by myself and everyone
I could convince to put it in their mouth and suck.. inhale.
96,428
The author wants us all to understand how underwhelming this man is by devoting the entire second half of the book to describing him as an imbecile.
The author wants us all to understand how underwhelming this man is by devoting
the entire second half of the book to describing him as an imbecile.
96,429
One of the biggest issues I had with it was that it was only a few weeks after the collapse of society, yet people were already going about blowing shit up and killing people without a second thought.
One of the biggest issues I had with it was that it was only a few weeks after the collapse
of society, yet people were already going about blowing shit up and killing people without a second thought.
96,430
Norman Pelt, 24, allegedly pulled out a handgun during an argument with the woman and said "I’m going to shoot you up and your car."
Norman Pelt, 24, allegedly pulled out a handgun during an argument with the
woman and said "I’m going to shoot you up and your car."
96,431
2. He claimed that Travolta rubbed his legs, touched his genitals and tried to initiate sex during a private appointment.
2. He claimed that Travolta rubbed his legs, touched
his genitals and tried to initiate sex during a private appointment.
96,432
It’s also a fact that orgasms after anal sex are a lot stronger than those that come from vaginal sex, and over 90% of women that have had anal in their last sexual encounter had an orgasm, which is a very important metric to keep in mind.
It’s also a fact that orgasms after anal sex are a lot stronger than those that come from vaginal sex, and over 90%
of women that have had anal in their last sexual encounter had an orgasm, which is a very important metric to keep in mind.
96,433
According to the report, Sims repeatedly masturbated while in the interview room despite numerous warnings from deputies to stop.
According to the report, Sims repeatedly masturbated while in
the interview room despite numerous warnings from deputies to stop.
96,434
(EDIT holy shit... theres some REAL MUSIC based on this story now... litsen here you tube watch?
(EDIT holy shit... theres some REAL MUSIC based
on this story now... litsen here you tube watch?
96,435
I have a massive weakness to anime girls with big boobs and ponytails in general.
I have a massive weakness to anime girls
with big boobs and ponytails in general.
96,436
If you can avoid doing these nine things, then you won’t be a shitty, annoying dog owner.
If you can avoid doing these nine things, then
you won’t be a shitty, annoying dog owner.
96,437
Giger’s subliminal dicks and fannies in our faces, mostly through Alien connections, but in recent years I’ve seen few go for it quite as much as Scorn [official site].
Giger’s subliminal dicks and fannies in our faces, mostly through Alien connections, but in recent
years I’ve seen few go for it quite as much as Scorn [official site].
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Girl sucks huge fat uncut cock: Young gay guys in underwear fucking Are superman cartoon porn pics you looking girl sucks huge fat uncut cock for big fat hot nude cougars fuking gay cocks.
Girl sucks huge fat uncut cock: Young gay guys in underwear fucking Are superman cartoon porn pics
you looking girl sucks huge fat uncut cock for big fat hot nude cougars fuking gay cocks.
96,439
‘It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.
‘It was lying next to the deceased and
had a six-inch strap-on penis.
96,440
She is a fucking movement and I highly encourage all of you to dive into her work.
She is a fucking movement and I highly encourage
all of you to dive into her work.
96,441
Remember that babysitter growing up that was sweet and nice when your parents were around but turned into a mega-bitch bully the second they walked out the front door?
Remember that babysitter growing up that was sweet and nice when your parents were around but
turned into a mega-bitch bully the second they walked out the front door?
96,442
I want to start off today’s blog entry by simply stating how bullshit home printers have become.
I want to start off today’s blog entry
by simply stating how bullshit home printers have become.
96,443
That's a grade worth bragging about, considering my Spanish is complete trash.
That's a grade worth bragging about
, considering my Spanish is complete trash.
96,444
That's why we've decided to cut the bullshit so you can get Matty Matheson recipes shipped straight to your doorstep.
That's why we've decided to cut the bullshit so
you can get Matty Matheson recipes shipped straight to your doorstep.
96,445
"And I've been up against 20, 30 deep by myself when niggas left me by myself.
"And I've been up against 20, 30
deep by myself when niggas left me by myself.
96,446
“Bitchs out here are whores and if they say their not there just lieing whores [sic],” Gill posted to Facebook on the evening of November 19.
“Bitchs out here are whores and if they say their not there just lieing whores
[sic],” Gill posted to Facebook on the evening of November 19.
96,447
When Leah asked about it, then church spokesman Tommy Davis told her, “You don’t have the fucking rank to ask about Shelly.”
When Leah asked about it, then church spokesman Tommy Davis told her,
“You don’t have the fucking rank to ask about Shelly.”
96,448
The video went viral.Which brings us to these dickhead YouTube guys targeting random Asians on the street with their powder prank.
The video went viral.Which brings us to these dickhead YouTube
guys targeting random Asians on the street with their powder prank.
96,449
The big question: Did the pro-Kremlin activists controlling the penis helicopter know about their Second Life counterparts, or was this just griefer minds thinking alike?
The big question: Did the pro-Kremlin activists controlling the penis helicopter know
about their Second Life counterparts, or was this just griefer minds thinking alike?
96,450
So we played it together and then I overdubbed on the cassette, I overdubbed the bass and the vocals, and I really, really enjoyed the sound, so I said 'Ah, fuck it!
So we played it together and then I overdubbed on the cassette, I overdubbed the bass and the
vocals, and I really, really enjoyed the sound, so I said 'Ah, fuck it!
96,451
Freak accident kills man as pickup being pulled from ditch in blizzard
Freak accident kills man as pickup
being pulled from ditch in blizzard
96,452
It was there that Lee Pollard and Mark Allen, both 26, plied them with drink and drugs before having sex with them
It was there that Lee Pollard and Mark Allen, both 26
, plied them with drink and drugs before having sex with them
96,453
A busty brunette says cops trampled on her God-given — and perfectly legal — right to flaunt what Mother Nature gave her when they arrested her for going topless in a Brooklyn park and forced her to cover up.
A busty brunette says cops trampled on her God-given — and perfectly legal — right to flaunt what Mother
Nature gave her when they arrested her for going topless in a Brooklyn park and forced her to cover up.
96,454
In their exchange of letters he had given her advice and, interestingly, also marked one of her letters with the words: “Idiot!
In their exchange of letters he had given her advice and, interestingly
, also marked one of her letters with the words: “Idiot!
96,455
I carried my gaze up the rest of his body from his crotch, to his bare abdomen to his wet pink lips.
I carried my gaze up the rest of his body from his
crotch, to his bare abdomen to his wet pink lips.
96,456
The majority of these Trump supporters are listed primarily as White Uneducated Voters, which is code for “stupid redneck.”
The majority of these Trump supporters are listed primarily as White
Uneducated Voters, which is code for “stupid redneck.”
96,457
But think about this: There is footage of Marion Barry in a room of crack smoke saying, "Bitch set me up."
But think about this: There is footage of Marion Barry in a
room of crack smoke saying, "Bitch set me up."
96,458
"Time to remind the world that we don't get fucked with" was today's rallying cry (NSFW link).
"Time to remind the world that we don't get fucked
with" was today's rallying cry (NSFW link).
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Oh — and by saying, “God help all feminists from my wrath if I never hear another new As I Lay Dying album because of some slut.”
Oh — and by saying, “God help all feminists from my wrath if
I never hear another new As I Lay Dying album because of some slut.”
96,460
Bastards is pretty light on story, but all you really need to know is you play as the cowboy Boot Mckane who is on a mission to kill every last member of the Bastards Gang.
Bastards is pretty light on story, but all you really need to know is you play as
the cowboy Boot Mckane who is on a mission to kill every last member of the Bastards Gang.
96,461
[13:36:25] Gana88 > fucking retard I can sell you a Cyno permit in this system if you like, 20 million and your cyno's will no longer be shot.
[13:36:25] Gana88 > fucking retard I can sell you a Cyno permit in this
system if you like, 20 million and your cyno's will no longer be shot.
96,462
US troops, immune from prosecution, raped dozens of Colombian children
US troops, immune from prosecution
, raped dozens of Colombian children
96,463
£50 for sex My grandad raped me at 11 & sold me to 200 paedos for sex with sick price list
£50 for sex My grandad raped me at 11 &
sold me to 200 paedos for sex with sick price list
96,464
“Screaming hordes of racist 15-year-olds shit-posting Pepe memes and doxing women who dare express an opinion on the internet,” maybe, but not respectful communication.
“Screaming hordes of racist 15-year-olds shit-posting Pepe memes and doxing women
who dare express an opinion on the internet,” maybe, but not respectful communication.
96,465
Gregor: Have you ever turn on bad employers, like, say, a real bag of scum?
Gregor: Have you ever turn on bad employers,
like, say, a real bag of scum?
96,466
Disregarding the vast ocean of trolling accusations and penis pictures, I’ve received responses that are worthy of re-surfacing.
Disregarding the vast ocean of trolling accusations and penis pictures,
I’ve received responses that are worthy of re-surfacing.
96,467
Last week, an anonymous man suffered the self-inflicted double humiliation of apparently getting his erect penis stuck inside a roll of tape and asking the experienced masturbators of 4chan's /b/ how to remove his makeshift cockring.
Last week, an anonymous man suffered the self-inflicted double humiliation of apparently getting his erect penis stuck
inside a roll of tape and asking the experienced masturbators of 4chan's /b/ how to remove his makeshift cockring.
96,468
“I’m going to be in it,” she told journalists during a conference call, when asked if she would have a role in The Bastard Executioner.
“I’m going to be in it,” she told journalists during a
conference call, when asked if she would have a role in The Bastard Executioner.
96,469
Are you going to do unfulfilling, boring, shitty work or are you going to do work that fires you up?
Are you going to do unfulfilling, boring, shitty work
or are you going to do work that fires you up?
96,470
It's the body part that men arguably value the most, so you owe it to your penis to always keep it clean, healthy and fit for purpose.
It's the body part that men arguably value the most, so you owe
it to your penis to always keep it clean, healthy and fit for purpose.
96,471
Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning.
Fik, 33, cut off his own
penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning.
96,472
The VPN service Hide My Ass is only $6/month and has worked consistently for many iOS and Android users.
The VPN service Hide My Ass is only $6/
month and has worked consistently for many iOS and Android users.
96,473
It backfired miserably, because now every bee in Brooklyn is thirsting for the sweet nectar of my boyfriend’s otherwise mediocre penis.
It backfired miserably, because now every bee in Brooklyn is thirsting
for the sweet nectar of my boyfriend’s otherwise mediocre penis.
96,474
This post is about crazy, not particularly smart people and a restaurant owner whose singular joy in life appears to be to fuck with them as hard as possible.
This post is about crazy, not particularly smart people and a restaurant owner whose
singular joy in life appears to be to fuck with them as hard as possible.
96,475
"This was a particularly idiotic stunt and could have caused him a serious injury.
"This was a particularly idiotic stunt and
could have caused him a serious injury.
96,476
(Who would have thought a bunch of bitter racists would also be misogynist assholes?)
(Who would have thought a bunch of
bitter racists would also be misogynist assholes?)
96,477
There were only three acquittals among the charges related to 10 victims, eight of whom took the stand to describe fondling, forced oral sex and anal rape.
There were only three acquittals among the charges related to 10 victims, eight of
whom took the stand to describe fondling, forced oral sex and anal rape.
96,478
Dueling Million Moron Marches In DC Get Like A Hundred Idiots To Show Up You know things are weird when Pepe The Frog fans accuse the Gateway Pundit of being a mainsteam sellout.
Dueling Million Moron Marches In DC Get Like A Hundred Idiots To Show Up You know things
are weird when Pepe The Frog fans accuse the Gateway Pundit of being a mainsteam sellout.
96,479
"It must be suitable for human consumption - probably in case some Scottish idiot decides to make a Chinese stir-fry with it," he said.
"It must be suitable for human consumption - probably in case some Scottish idiot
decides to make a Chinese stir-fry with it," he said.
96,480
According to the materials in the case, DLW used peanut butter to make the dog lick the genitals of his victims while he filmed the act.
According to the materials in the case, DLW used peanut butter to make
the dog lick the genitals of his victims while he filmed the act.
96,481
They earned every goddamn penny of it, and they earned it by serving their country - Yukon veteran Darcy Grossinger
They earned every goddamn penny of it, and they
earned it by serving their country - Yukon veteran Darcy Grossinger
96,482
“If you have to stop people voting to win elections, your ideas suck”
“If you have to stop people voting
to win elections, your ideas suck”
96,483
Mr Mosley admitted a sado-masochistic sex session with five prostitutes, but denied that it had a Nazi theme.
Mr Mosley admitted a sado-masochistic sex session with five
prostitutes, but denied that it had a Nazi theme.
96,484
"I was going to kick his ass right then — but I thought twice about how the whole thing would appear," he continued. "'240 lbs.
"I was going to kick his ass right then — but I thought twice about
how the whole thing would appear," he continued. "'240 lbs.
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/ Little gay looking boy / So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy”.
/ Little gay looking boy / So gay I can
barely say it with a straight face looking boy”.
96,486
Actually it was about 12, he was 16 months older,he started to have me lay on my stomach and put his penis between my legs and move back and forth until he ejactulated on my ass.
Actually it was about 12, he was 16 months older,he started to have me lay on my
stomach and put his penis between my legs and move back and forth until he ejactulated on my ass.
96,487
“I’d look her right in that fat, ugly face of hers,” says Trump to open the spot.
“I’d look her right in that fat, ugly
face of hers,” says Trump to open the spot.
96,488
“Idiots, the only thing you have to be afraid is me,” Fiona warns her new class.
“Idiots, the only thing you have to be
afraid is me,” Fiona warns her new class.
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2. And then sometimes you find an awesome guy who is below 6′ and you’re like damn, there goes another one… (and you feel like a shallow asshole).
2. And then sometimes you find an awesome guy who is below 6′ and you’re
like damn, there goes another one… (and you feel like a shallow asshole).
96,490
What if instead of using a password you could just use your penis?
What if instead of using a password
you could just use your penis?
96,491
To review, he has said it's OK for Howard Stern to refer to her as a "piece of ass," that he would like to say he and Ivanka have "sex in common," and that he and Ivanka would likely be dating were she not his daughter.
To review, he has said it's OK for Howard Stern to refer to her as a "piece of ass," that he would
like to say he and Ivanka have "sex in common," and that he and Ivanka would likely be dating were she not his daughter.
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Stop this shit now!,” while trying to restrain the 55-year-old musician, who appears to be in a state of full must:
Stop this shit now!,” while trying to restrain the 55-year-
old musician, who appears to be in a state of full must:
96,493
Why, that Obama, a professor of consitutional law at Columbia and the editor of the Harvard Law Review, is dumb!
Why, that Obama, a professor of consitutional law at Columbia
and the editor of the Harvard Law Review, is dumb!
96,494
This poor, boring girl is getting punished for finally having sex and she didn't even break a nice house while doing it.
This poor, boring girl is getting punished for finally having sex
and she didn't even break a nice house while doing it.
96,495
My favorite show about assholes in Pennsylvania is back, and Danny DeVito has a competitor in the funny fat man category this season!
My favorite show about assholes in Pennsylvania is back, and Danny
DeVito has a competitor in the funny fat man category this season!
96,496
Say one more word, the soldier screams, and “I will f*@k your mother.”
Say one more word, the soldier screams,
and “I will f*@k your mother.”
96,497
+ BMI is completely meaningless bullshit, unless it’s an indication of the positive health effects of being fat (ie. people with a higher BMI living longer).
+ BMI is completely meaningless bullshit, unless it’s an indication of the positive health
effects of being fat (ie. people with a higher BMI living longer).
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and engaged in other witty banter (“Ooga booga,” “Lick my bumhole”).
and engaged in other witty banter (“Ooga
booga,” “Lick my bumhole”).
96,499
Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte has unleashed his colorfully-worded wrath on the Catholic Church again, saying the organization is corrupt, “full of sh*t,” and accusing priests of sexual abuse.
Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte has unleashed his colorfully-worded wrath on the Catholic Church again, saying
the organization is corrupt, “full of sh*t,” and accusing priests of sexual abuse.