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96,700 | Louie Gohmert as the dumbest elected official when it comes to climate change. | Louie Gohmert as the dumbest elected official | when it comes to climate change. |
96,701 | Lies, Damn Lies And Statistics: How The BPI Cherry Picks Its Averages To Pretend File Sharers Spend Less | Lies, Damn Lies And Statistics: How The BPI | Cherry Picks Its Averages To Pretend File Sharers Spend Less |
96,702 | To them, a person asking for a dollar for food, or bus fare, or "a bottle of vodka, because shit, it's my birthday" (true story) is either begging because they're too lazy to get a job or is begging because it is their job. | To them, a person asking for a dollar for food, or bus fare, or "a bottle of vodka, because shit, it's | my birthday" (true story) is either begging because they're too lazy to get a job or is begging because it is their job. |
96,703 | If I'm wrong, I'll walk from Fenway Park to my hometown of Lunenburg, a stroll of 45 miles or so, wearing a T-shirt that reads, "I'm the Idiot Who Picked the Red Sox.'' | If I'm wrong, I'll walk from Fenway Park to my hometown of Lunenburg, a stroll of 45 miles or | so, wearing a T-shirt that reads, "I'm the Idiot Who Picked the Red Sox.'' |
96,704 | The way DiCaprio holds his “F” sound while revving up a “Fuck you” is pretty awesome, and previously undetected. | The way DiCaprio holds his “F” sound while revving up | a “Fuck you” is pretty awesome, and previously undetected. |
96,705 | A royal bastard is a child of a reigning monarch born out of wedlock. | A royal bastard is a child of | a reigning monarch born out of wedlock. |
96,706 | "If you didn’t run code written by assholes, your machine wouldn’t boot." | "If you didn’t run code written by | assholes, your machine wouldn’t boot." |
96,707 | Feminism has given rise to a class of ball-busting bitches yelling about how they don’t need a man. | Feminism has given rise to a class of ball-busting | bitches yelling about how they don’t need a man. |
96,708 | The newborn’s cries of agony pierce the air as the doctor begins to cut away at the skin surrounding the penis. | The newborn’s cries of agony pierce the air as the | doctor begins to cut away at the skin surrounding the penis. |
96,709 | This is an issue that Dick Lindzen (MIT) has been working on, too. | This is an issue that Dick Lindzen ( | MIT) has been working on, too. |
96,710 | Many others will say, "What a stupid question, don't be such a pig". | Many others will say, "What a stupid | question, don't be such a pig". |
96,711 | Irish people want Catholicism’s influence to be removed from the Republic | Irish people want Catholicism’s influence | to be removed from the Republic |
96,712 | California NOW President Patty Bellasalma told Talking Points Memo in an interview Thursday that "Meg Whitman could be described as 'a political whore.' | California NOW President Patty Bellasalma told Talking Points Memo in an interview Thursday | that "Meg Whitman could be described as 'a political whore.' |
96,713 | She fought the charge and won the right for all women in Ontario to expose their breasts. | She fought the charge and won the right for | all women in Ontario to expose their breasts. |
96,714 | "That's the type of coverage that CNN offers in this presidential race, as they literally kiss Hillary Clinton's ass and Obama's ass every day," Hannity said. | "That's the type of coverage that CNN offers in this presidential race, as they | literally kiss Hillary Clinton's ass and Obama's ass every day," Hannity said. |
96,715 | It's too bad that a bigass fucking ocean separates my Holiday Card Gifter from me, because panmictic is a boss among bosses. | It's too bad that a bigass fucking ocean separates my Holiday | Card Gifter from me, because panmictic is a boss among bosses. |
96,716 | (Giving credence to Smith’s claims that their share a “Moonlighting-like” sexual tension, however, she ended her slap with the tickle of, “Thanked him kindly…”) Smith responded, “HOLY SHIT! | (Giving credence to Smith’s claims that their share a “Moonlighting-like” sexual tension, however, she | ended her slap with the tickle of, “Thanked him kindly…”) Smith responded, “HOLY SHIT! |
96,717 | This choice is a political one and many of us who didn’t vote for Bernie and who are interested in moving on see this as a big f**k you. | This choice is a political one and many of us who didn’t vote for | Bernie and who are interested in moving on see this as a big f**k you. |
96,718 | I had a little fun with the guys last weekend and i am sad to find that one of my anal beads has come unstrung. | I had a little fun with the guys last weekend and i am | sad to find that one of my anal beads has come unstrung. |
96,719 | At first they were very proud to show off their DICKS (DARPA Inference Checking Kludge Scanning) article. | At first they were very proud to show off their | DICKS (DARPA Inference Checking Kludge Scanning) article. |
96,720 | “Every year, when Ian opens his gift, we all get a big fucking lecture about something.” | “Every year, when Ian opens his gift, | we all get a big fucking lecture about something.” |
96,721 | Nigel, who is a complete and total asshole in this movie in addition to having a gambling problem, at least feels a little bad that he neglected poor Daniel and invites him to move into his mansion with he and his depressed wife. | Nigel, who is a complete and total asshole in this movie in addition to having a gambling problem, at least feels | a little bad that he neglected poor Daniel and invites him to move into his mansion with he and his depressed wife. |
96,722 | Took her to the cash machine, helped his cousin rape her, then blew half her pretty, Jewish face off with a shotgun. | Took her to the cash machine, helped his cousin rape her, | then blew half her pretty, Jewish face off with a shotgun. |
96,723 | Rosechu is extremely defensive about rumors that she has a penis. | Rosechu is extremely defensive about rumors | that she has a penis. |
96,724 | “I need to say some shit about the UTR, and I need to say some shit about racism, ’cause I’m not fucking racist, I’m Spanish,” he said on the Facebook Live video. | “I need to say some shit about the UTR, and I need to say some shit about racism | , ’cause I’m not fucking racist, I’m Spanish,” he said on the Facebook Live video. |
96,725 | When the Warped Tour launched in 1994, nearly all the featured acts played really fast, got profanely angry about politics, and said funny shit on stage. | When the Warped Tour launched in 1994, nearly all the featured acts played really | fast, got profanely angry about politics, and said funny shit on stage. |
96,726 | "There's being duped and there's being stupid…If this is their level of competence, God help anybody who goes there for other matters." | "There's being duped and there's being stupid…If this is their | level of competence, God help anybody who goes there for other matters." |
96,727 | It’s a pretty darn effective take down of Scientology as a religion and an institution, arguing that the heads of the church are essentially crooks and liars. | It’s a pretty darn effective take down of Scientology as a religion and an | institution, arguing that the heads of the church are essentially crooks and liars. |
96,728 | In the email, she wrote, “I’ve been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so f***ing AWKWARD and so f***ing BORING. | In the email, she wrote, “I’ve been getting texts | on texts about people LITERALLY being so f***ing AWKWARD and so f***ing BORING. |
96,729 | Churned this out in just under 2 hours (and now it’s time for bed because uni is shit) (so this isn’t edited at all and I apologise slightly). | Churned this out in just under 2 hours (and now it’s time for bed because | uni is shit) (so this isn’t edited at all and I apologise slightly). |
96,730 | You then take your finger, lick it, touch it to the powder and rub it gently on your butthole. | You then take your finger, lick it, touch it | to the powder and rub it gently on your butthole. |
96,731 | Nick suffers from a "terrible, shitty disability" that gives him almost constant migraines (cluster migraines) - pain held at bay since teenage years with a cocktail of drugs. | Nick suffers from a "terrible, shitty disability" that gives him almost constant migraines ( | cluster migraines) - pain held at bay since teenage years with a cocktail of drugs. |
96,732 | "Now, I'm almost 30, and although my A cup remains (and I certainly don't have the Beyoncé butt of my teenage dreams) I've grown to love my tiny boobs and small-but-mighty butt. | "Now, I'm almost 30, and although my A cup remains (and I certainly don't have the | Beyoncé butt of my teenage dreams) I've grown to love my tiny boobs and small-but-mighty butt. |
96,733 | She simply also happens to sport a penis that she introduces in the male's vagina | She simply also happens to sport a penis | that she introduces in the male's vagina |
96,734 | “Trump stood right next to me and suddenly he squeezed my butt,” she alleged, per The Telegraph’s translation. | “Trump stood right next to me and suddenly he squeezed my | butt,” she alleged, per The Telegraph’s translation. |
96,735 | He's a drug maker and a drug dealer and a killer and a sneak and a vicious liar. | He's a drug maker and a drug dealer and | a killer and a sneak and a vicious liar. |
96,736 | Probably not — but they you think that you, the reader, are that stupid. | Probably not — but they you think that | you, the reader, are that stupid. |
96,737 | Todd Marinovich's plummet from can't-miss prospect to drug-addled fuck up is a tale most sports fans know intimately. | Todd Marinovich's plummet from can't-miss prospect to drug- | addled fuck up is a tale most sports fans know intimately. |
96,738 | Crazy Joe Scarborough and dumb as a rock Mika are not bad people, but their low rated show is dominated by their NBC bosses. | Crazy Joe Scarborough and dumb as a rock Mika are not bad people | , but their low rated show is dominated by their NBC bosses. |
96,739 | But it is goddamn 2017 and y'all need to cut it out with this racist exoticism bullshit. | But it is goddamn 2017 and y'all need | to cut it out with this racist exoticism bullshit. |
96,740 | Surely I can understand this, and I hate it and I will fight against it to preserve the one thing that separates us from the uncreative beasts. | Surely I can understand this, and I hate it and I will fight | against it to preserve the one thing that separates us from the uncreative beasts. |
96,741 | We espouse racial and economic equality which makes us, to the fascist, degenerate scum. | We espouse racial and economic equality which makes | us, to the fascist, degenerate scum. |
96,742 | The officers approached the man and suggested that it would be better in he stopped attempting to show people his penis, but the man was not impressed with the officer’s idea, and was convinced that people did actually wish to see his genitals. | The officers approached the man and suggested that it would be better in he stopped attempting to show people his penis, but | the man was not impressed with the officer’s idea, and was convinced that people did actually wish to see his genitals. |
96,743 | This high slowly ebbs throughout the body with a calming tingly sensation that leaves you incredibly aroused and horny yet surprisingly hungry. | This high slowly ebbs throughout the body with a calming tingly | sensation that leaves you incredibly aroused and horny yet surprisingly hungry. |
96,744 | "I fucking hate how they all respond to him, including nathanias, TB, huk... saying FUCK REDDIT like if one comment with 14 net upvotes represent the whole reddit community." | "I fucking hate how they all respond to him, including nathanias, TB, huk... | saying FUCK REDDIT like if one comment with 14 net upvotes represent the whole reddit community." |
96,745 | Speaking about the terrorist group ISIS in an interview Thursday, President Donald Trump called the group’s fighters “sneaky, dirty rats.” | Speaking about the terrorist group ISIS in an interview Thursday, President Donald | Trump called the group’s fighters “sneaky, dirty rats.” |
96,746 | Now, the people saying she killed herself are still fucking wrong, but whatever. | Now, the people saying she killed herself | are still fucking wrong, but whatever. |
96,747 | I like it that you’re biking slow and that you’re figuring this shit out. | I like it that you’re biking slow | and that you’re figuring this shit out. |
96,748 | Gaddafi appeared at an evening rally in a huge tent in Tripoli, condemning the rebels as rats, dogs, hypocrites and traitors. | Gaddafi appeared at an evening rally in a huge tent in Tripoli | , condemning the rebels as rats, dogs, hypocrites and traitors. |
96,749 | After the male has ejaculated, he pulls out, and small barbs on the end of his penis rake the vaginal walls inside the female cat which stimulates her to release an egg. | After the male has ejaculated, he pulls out, and small barbs on the end of | his penis rake the vaginal walls inside the female cat which stimulates her to release an egg. |
96,750 | Now – having lived through ‘seven shades of shit’ – they’re back with its Technicolor follow-up, Wildflower. | Now – having lived through ‘seven shades of shit’ – | they’re back with its Technicolor follow-up, Wildflower. |
96,751 | “Florida, in short, had a chance to show whether it was on the side of education or on the side of stupid. | “Florida, in short, had a chance to show whether it | was on the side of education or on the side of stupid. |
96,752 | Shitty bars have to stage wet t-shirt contests and midget-tossing just to get people in the door. | Shitty bars have to stage wet t-shirt contests and | midget-tossing just to get people in the door. |
96,753 | "You rape our women and you're taking over our country, and you have to go." | "You rape our women and you're taking over | our country, and you have to go." |
96,754 | Well, Bryce Gruber from the Luxury Spot got vajazzled at a salon in NYC to see what the hell that moron JLove is raving about. | Well, Bryce Gruber from the Luxury Spot got vajazzled at a salon | in NYC to see what the hell that moron JLove is raving about. |
96,755 | Shit, three-quarters of the gnarliest slabs around were pioneered by them, not that surfers give them any credit. | Shit, three-quarters of the gnarliest slabs around were | pioneered by them, not that surfers give them any credit. |
96,756 | You can play the demo as many times as I did, which (between you and me) could well be described as a fuck-ton, and emerge from it with a sense that you have a firm handle on its bombast and can therefore skip the final release. | You can play the demo as many times as I did, which (between you and me) could well be described as a fuck | -ton, and emerge from it with a sense that you have a firm handle on its bombast and can therefore skip the final release. |
96,757 | Suddenly her waist is slimmer, her eyes are doe-like with heavy lashes, and she's subtly grown breasts. | Suddenly her waist is slimmer, her eyes are doe- | like with heavy lashes, and she's subtly grown breasts. |
96,758 | This is a man I have charitably referred to as a “perennial pigfucker” and “Colorado’s most infamous asspipe,” and of whom I once said “may [he] die soon and rot in Hell for all the damage his malevolent bullshit has wreaked on the citizens of Colorado.” | This is a man I have charitably referred to as a “perennial pigfucker” and “Colorado’s most infamous asspipe,” and of whom I | once said “may [he] die soon and rot in Hell for all the damage his malevolent bullshit has wreaked on the citizens of Colorado.” |
96,759 | A commuter was left in shock after she was given a card by a stranger calling her a 'fat, ugly human.' | A commuter was left in shock after she was given a card | by a stranger calling her a 'fat, ugly human.' |
96,760 | Because in Dick Mourdock’s world, if you you took offense at his statement that God intended you to conceive from a violent, brutal, forced sexual assault, then that’s your problem. | Because in Dick Mourdock’s world, if you you took offense at his statement that God intended | you to conceive from a violent, brutal, forced sexual assault, then that’s your problem. |
96,761 | Like the fact that they drink your blood, and fuck up mattresses and the like, leaving crumply little piles of shed exoskeletons and shit. | Like the fact that they drink your blood, and fuck up mattresses | and the like, leaving crumply little piles of shed exoskeletons and shit. |
96,762 | Feminism is the shit test that MUST be passed, or Western White men are doomed to be cucked forever by Morlocks with a stronger pimp hand. | Feminism is the shit test that MUST be passed, or Western White men | are doomed to be cucked forever by Morlocks with a stronger pimp hand. |
96,763 | Lesson to social media users: don't fuck with Joe Simpson (the baseball one). | Lesson to social media users: don't fuck | with Joe Simpson (the baseball one). |
96,764 | You get killed... walk it off," it comes across in Chinese as "Run fast if someone tries to kill you." | You get killed... walk it off," it comes across in | Chinese as "Run fast if someone tries to kill you." |
96,765 | I’ll try to outline how Camplight is thriving for the last 5-6 years, how it manages to achieve tremendous growth even when “shit hits the fan” so many times that it’s scary to think about it. | I’ll try to outline how Camplight is thriving for the last 5-6 years, how it manages to achieve | tremendous growth even when “shit hits the fan” so many times that it’s scary to think about it. |
96,766 | Sykes, who is a black and gay, lashed back out at those booing her, pointing some out and telling them to “f*ck off.” | Sykes, who is a black and gay, lashed back out at those | booing her, pointing some out and telling them to “f*ck off.” |
96,767 | Sure, he made some weak movies, but even Cop Out has a scene where Tracy Morgan punches a child in the dick. | Sure, he made some weak movies, but even Cop Out | has a scene where Tracy Morgan punches a child in the dick. |
96,768 | Good thing anti-gay bigotry is consistent with Christian values! | Good thing anti-gay bigotry | is consistent with Christian values! |
96,769 | Why on earth would we want to help Dick Cheney cover his ass instead of upholding the rights and liberties of the American public and the rule of law? | Why on earth would we want to help Dick Cheney cover his ass instead of | upholding the rights and liberties of the American public and the rule of law? |
96,770 | once in the clear, the hologram goes to reveal a folded up ravage, he stretches to get out, being folded up in a real pain in the ass!!! | once in the clear, the hologram goes to reveal a folded up ravage, he stretches | to get out, being folded up in a real pain in the ass!!! |
96,771 | There are three different options; small penis pendant, medium penis pendant, and large penis pendant. | There are three different options; small penis pendant | , medium penis pendant, and large penis pendant. |
96,772 | But if it bears thorns and thistles, it is worthless and near to being cursed, and its end is to be burned.: - Hebrews 6: 4-8 | But if it bears thorns and thistles, it is worthless and near to being cursed | , and its end is to be burned.: - Hebrews 6: 4-8 |
96,773 | He added that allowing one’s wife to be raped is like getting mugged for money. | He added that allowing one’s wife to | be raped is like getting mugged for money. |
96,774 | A group of senators, calling themselves the “Liberators,” believed that Caesar had grown too powerful and needed to be killed . | A group of senators, calling themselves the “Liberators,” | believed that Caesar had grown too powerful and needed to be killed . |
96,775 | I'm only the fuckin' promoter! — White retreats with his entourage to his private dressing room, where he is joined by two financial officers from Zuffa. | I'm only the fuckin' promoter! — White retreats with his entourage to | his private dressing room, where he is joined by two financial officers from Zuffa. |
96,776 | Gays on boats are my worst nightmare" and also "Note to Ladies: Make me a sandwich". | Gays on boats are my worst nightmare" and also | "Note to Ladies: Make me a sandwich". |
96,777 | “Wouldn’t you love to see one of these NFL owners, when somebody disrespects our flag, to say: Get that son of a bitch off the field right now. | “Wouldn’t you love to see one of these NFL owners, when somebody disrespects our | flag, to say: Get that son of a bitch off the field right now. |
96,778 | Okay.Prince of HeartWakaWaka was the prophet of Okami, showing up in random parts of the story and generally being a vague, flighty, flirty asshole. | Okay.Prince of HeartWakaWaka was the prophet of Okami, showing up in random | parts of the story and generally being a vague, flighty, flirty asshole. |
96,779 | Either way, I own your ass”—is attributed to you, and you predictably die exactly as you lived (and as you’ve made others die), there’s some hubris involved, but you’re ultimately more of a parable than anything else. | Either way, I own your ass”—is attributed to you, and you predictably die exactly as you lived (and as you | ’ve made others die), there’s some hubris involved, but you’re ultimately more of a parable than anything else. |
96,780 | Black people exist in a “damned if we do, damned if we don’t” space within American conversation. | Black people exist in a “damned if we do, | damned if we don’t” space within American conversation. |
96,781 | For instance, imbecile monarchs have been kept on their thrones by widespread conspiracies of oblivion and deception when it has been deemed too socially disruptive to confirm to the populace what everybody suspects: the king is an idiot. | For instance, imbecile monarchs have been kept on their thrones by widespread conspiracies of oblivion and deception when it | has been deemed too socially disruptive to confirm to the populace what everybody suspects: the king is an idiot. |
96,782 | "Ryan is a complete idiot," said rally-goer John Knepper speaking with AOL.com. | "Ryan is a complete idiot," said | rally-goer John Knepper speaking with AOL.com. |
96,783 | Even the classic "I vant to suck your blud" joke is about Dracula's accent, not his taste for eating people. | Even the classic "I vant to suck your blud" joke | is about Dracula's accent, not his taste for eating people. |
96,784 | Speaker, I’m flattered that you’re all so interested in my vagina, but ‘no’ means ‘no’.” | Speaker, I’m flattered that you’re all so interested in | my vagina, but ‘no’ means ‘no’.” |
96,785 | @childrensplace Also, why don't you apologize for being stupid and not for who you "may have offended."? | @childrensplace Also, why don't you apologize for being stupid | and not for who you "may have offended."? |
96,786 | That’s not to mention the fact that its tentacles can latch onto your throat and choke you. | That’s not to mention the fact that its | tentacles can latch onto your throat and choke you. |
96,787 | It’s a relationship-themed episode where we finally answer all your stupid questions! | It’s a relationship-themed episode where | we finally answer all your stupid questions! |
96,788 | Finally Bill Ward's Son Comments On The Black Sabbath 'Shitstorm' | Finally Bill Ward's Son Comments | On The Black Sabbath 'Shitstorm' |
96,789 | Unfortunately for FemCon’s organizers, feminists are not complete idiots, the hoax was spotted almost immediately, and FemCon’s Twitter and Tumblr tags were quickly deluged with derisive takedown posts. | Unfortunately for FemCon’s organizers, feminists are not complete idiots, the hoax was spotted almost | immediately, and FemCon’s Twitter and Tumblr tags were quickly deluged with derisive takedown posts. |
96,790 | The blower will have boost off idle, which will spool the turbo stupid fast. | The blower will have boost off idle, | which will spool the turbo stupid fast. |
96,791 | So without further ado, here is the unofficial list of shit every person with a chronic illness knows. | So without further ado, here is the unofficial list | of shit every person with a chronic illness knows. |
96,792 | “They didn’t do shit to Randy Orton when he called Kelly Kelly a slut, you see the double standard? | “They didn’t do shit to Randy Orton when he | called Kelly Kelly a slut, you see the double standard? |
96,793 | “It now contains a juice bar. Owned by a venture capital firm.
“So anyway, you were saying you wanted to have rough sex with a completely hairless Welshman?” | “It now contains a juice bar. Owned by a venture capital firm.
“So | anyway, you were saying you wanted to have rough sex with a completely hairless Welshman?” |
96,794 | They want to send him to Mexico, where he'll almost certainly be killed." | They want to send him to Mexico, | where he'll almost certainly be killed." |
96,795 | woman has a weak, under-performing, under-pleasuring vagina," she writes on her website. | woman has a weak, under-performing, under | -pleasuring vagina," she writes on her website. |
96,796 | Are most Americans these days engaging in rough sex and anal sex, and, perhaps more importantly, are these acts something that most people find appealing? | Are most Americans these days engaging in rough sex and anal sex, and | , perhaps more importantly, are these acts something that most people find appealing? |
96,797 | Alamy 8 Sir Richard Branson is accused of 'motorboating' backing singer, Antonia Jenae, by sticking his face in her boobs and shaking it vigorously while blowing raspberries | Alamy 8 Sir Richard Branson is accused of 'motorboating' backing singer, Antonia | Jenae, by sticking his face in her boobs and shaking it vigorously while blowing raspberries |
96,798 | And then, as they so often do, the infinitely ridiculous and sublimely awful Daily Telegraph, surprised no-one by being a bunch of colossal idiots and published what can only be described as quite possibly the absolute worst response to the situation. | And then, as they so often do, the infinitely ridiculous and sublimely awful Daily Telegraph, surprised no-one by | being a bunch of colossal idiots and published what can only be described as quite possibly the absolute worst response to the situation. |
96,799 | UPDATE for stupid people: The post below does not hold Glenn Greenwald personally responsible for all the many individual acts of debate-stopping bullshit committed daily in his honor on the internet. | UPDATE for stupid people: The post below does not hold Glenn Greenwald personally responsible for all | the many individual acts of debate-stopping bullshit committed daily in his honor on the internet. |
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