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Louie Gohmert as the dumbest elected official when it comes to climate change.
Louie Gohmert as the dumbest elected official
when it comes to climate change.
96,701
Lies, Damn Lies And Statistics: How The BPI Cherry Picks Its Averages To Pretend File Sharers Spend Less
Lies, Damn Lies And Statistics: How The BPI
Cherry Picks Its Averages To Pretend File Sharers Spend Less
96,702
To them, a person asking for a dollar for food, or bus fare, or "a bottle of vodka, because shit, it's my birthday" (true story) is either begging because they're too lazy to get a job or is begging because it is their job.
To them, a person asking for a dollar for food, or bus fare, or "a bottle of vodka, because shit, it's
my birthday" (true story) is either begging because they're too lazy to get a job or is begging because it is their job.
96,703
If I'm wrong, I'll walk from Fenway Park to my hometown of Lunenburg, a stroll of 45 miles or so, wearing a T-shirt that reads, "I'm the Idiot Who Picked the Red Sox.''
If I'm wrong, I'll walk from Fenway Park to my hometown of Lunenburg, a stroll of 45 miles or
so, wearing a T-shirt that reads, "I'm the Idiot Who Picked the Red Sox.''
96,704
The way DiCaprio holds his “F” sound while revving up a “Fuck you” is pretty awesome, and previously undetected.
The way DiCaprio holds his “F” sound while revving up
a “Fuck you” is pretty awesome, and previously undetected.
96,705
A royal bastard is a child of a reigning monarch born out of wedlock.
A royal bastard is a child of
a reigning monarch born out of wedlock.
96,706
"If you didn’t run code written by assholes, your machine wouldn’t boot."
"If you didn’t run code written by
assholes, your machine wouldn’t boot."
96,707
Feminism has given rise to a class of ball-busting bitches yelling about how they don’t need a man.
Feminism has given rise to a class of ball-busting
bitches yelling about how they don’t need a man.
96,708
The newborn’s cries of agony pierce the air as the doctor begins to cut away at the skin surrounding the penis.
The newborn’s cries of agony pierce the air as the
doctor begins to cut away at the skin surrounding the penis.
96,709
This is an issue that Dick Lindzen (MIT) has been working on, too.
This is an issue that Dick Lindzen (
MIT) has been working on, too.
96,710
Many others will say, "What a stupid question, don't be such a pig".
Many others will say, "What a stupid
question, don't be such a pig".
96,711
Irish people want Catholicism’s influence to be removed from the Republic
Irish people want Catholicism’s influence
to be removed from the Republic
96,712
California NOW President Patty Bellasalma told Talking Points Memo in an interview Thursday that "Meg Whitman could be described as 'a political whore.'
California NOW President Patty Bellasalma told Talking Points Memo in an interview Thursday
that "Meg Whitman could be described as 'a political whore.'
96,713
She fought the charge and won the right for all women in Ontario to expose their breasts.
She fought the charge and won the right for
all women in Ontario to expose their breasts.
96,714
"That's the type of coverage that CNN offers in this presidential race, as they literally kiss Hillary Clinton's ass and Obama's ass every day," Hannity said.
"That's the type of coverage that CNN offers in this presidential race, as they
literally kiss Hillary Clinton's ass and Obama's ass every day," Hannity said.
96,715
It's too bad that a bigass fucking ocean separates my Holiday Card Gifter from me, because panmictic is a boss among bosses.
It's too bad that a bigass fucking ocean separates my Holiday
Card Gifter from me, because panmictic is a boss among bosses.
96,716
(Giving credence to Smith’s claims that their share a “Moonlighting-like” sexual tension, however, she ended her slap with the tickle of, “Thanked him kindly…”) Smith responded, “HOLY SHIT!
(Giving credence to Smith’s claims that their share a “Moonlighting-like” sexual tension, however, she
ended her slap with the tickle of, “Thanked him kindly…”) Smith responded, “HOLY SHIT!
96,717
This choice is a political one and many of us who didn’t vote for Bernie and who are interested in moving on see this as a big f**k you.
This choice is a political one and many of us who didn’t vote for
Bernie and who are interested in moving on see this as a big f**k you.
96,718
I had a little fun with the guys last weekend and i am sad to find that one of my anal beads has come unstrung.
I had a little fun with the guys last weekend and i am
sad to find that one of my anal beads has come unstrung.
96,719
At first they were very proud to show off their DICKS (DARPA Inference Checking Kludge Scanning) article.
At first they were very proud to show off their
DICKS (DARPA Inference Checking Kludge Scanning) article.
96,720
“Every year, when Ian opens his gift, we all get a big fucking lecture about something.”
“Every year, when Ian opens his gift,
we all get a big fucking lecture about something.”
96,721
Nigel, who is a complete and total asshole in this movie in addition to having a gambling problem, at least feels a little bad that he neglected poor Daniel and invites him to move into his mansion with he and his depressed wife.
Nigel, who is a complete and total asshole in this movie in addition to having a gambling problem, at least feels
a little bad that he neglected poor Daniel and invites him to move into his mansion with he and his depressed wife.
96,722
Took her to the cash machine, helped his cousin rape her, then blew half her pretty, Jewish face off with a shotgun.
Took her to the cash machine, helped his cousin rape her,
then blew half her pretty, Jewish face off with a shotgun.
96,723
Rosechu is extremely defensive about rumors that she has a penis.
Rosechu is extremely defensive about rumors
that she has a penis.
96,724
“I need to say some shit about the UTR, and I need to say some shit about racism, ’cause I’m not fucking racist, I’m Spanish,” he said on the Facebook Live video.
“I need to say some shit about the UTR, and I need to say some shit about racism
, ’cause I’m not fucking racist, I’m Spanish,” he said on the Facebook Live video.
96,725
When the Warped Tour launched in 1994, nearly all the featured acts played really fast, got profanely angry about politics, and said funny shit on stage.
When the Warped Tour launched in 1994, nearly all the featured acts played really
fast, got profanely angry about politics, and said funny shit on stage.
96,726
"There's being duped and there's being stupid…If this is their level of competence, God help anybody who goes there for other matters."
"There's being duped and there's being stupid…If this is their
level of competence, God help anybody who goes there for other matters."
96,727
It’s a pretty darn effective take down of Scientology as a religion and an institution, arguing that the heads of the church are essentially crooks and liars.
It’s a pretty darn effective take down of Scientology as a religion and an
institution, arguing that the heads of the church are essentially crooks and liars.
96,728
In the email, she wrote, “I’ve been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so f***ing AWKWARD and so f***ing BORING.
In the email, she wrote, “I’ve been getting texts
on texts about people LITERALLY being so f***ing AWKWARD and so f***ing BORING.
96,729
Churned this out in just under 2 hours (and now it’s time for bed because uni is shit) (so this isn’t edited at all and I apologise slightly).
Churned this out in just under 2 hours (and now it’s time for bed because
uni is shit) (so this isn’t edited at all and I apologise slightly).
96,730
You then take your finger, lick it, touch it to the powder and rub it gently on your butthole.
You then take your finger, lick it, touch it
to the powder and rub it gently on your butthole.
96,731
Nick suffers from a "terrible, shitty disability" that gives him almost constant migraines (cluster migraines) - pain held at bay since teenage years with a cocktail of drugs.
Nick suffers from a "terrible, shitty disability" that gives him almost constant migraines (
cluster migraines) - pain held at bay since teenage years with a cocktail of drugs.
96,732
"Now, I'm almost 30, and although my A cup remains (and I certainly don't have the Beyoncé butt of my teenage dreams) I've grown to love my tiny boobs and small-but-mighty butt.
"Now, I'm almost 30, and although my A cup remains (and I certainly don't have the
Beyoncé butt of my teenage dreams) I've grown to love my tiny boobs and small-but-mighty butt.
96,733
She simply also happens to sport a penis that she introduces in the male's vagina
She simply also happens to sport a penis
that she introduces in the male's vagina
96,734
“Trump stood right next to me and suddenly he squeezed my butt,” she alleged, per The Telegraph’s translation.
“Trump stood right next to me and suddenly he squeezed my
butt,” she alleged, per The Telegraph’s translation.
96,735
He's a drug maker and a drug dealer and a killer and a sneak and a vicious liar.
He's a drug maker and a drug dealer and
a killer and a sneak and a vicious liar.
96,736
Probably not — but they you think that you, the reader, are that stupid.
Probably not — but they you think that
you, the reader, are that stupid.
96,737
Todd Marinovich's plummet from can't-miss prospect to drug-addled fuck up is a tale most sports fans know intimately.
Todd Marinovich's plummet from can't-miss prospect to drug-
addled fuck up is a tale most sports fans know intimately.
96,738
Crazy Joe Scarborough and dumb as a rock Mika are not bad people, but their low rated show is dominated by their NBC bosses.
Crazy Joe Scarborough and dumb as a rock Mika are not bad people
, but their low rated show is dominated by their NBC bosses.
96,739
But it is goddamn 2017 and y'all need to cut it out with this racist exoticism bullshit.
But it is goddamn 2017 and y'all need
to cut it out with this racist exoticism bullshit.
96,740
Surely I can understand this, and I hate it and I will fight against it to preserve the one thing that separates us from the uncreative beasts.
Surely I can understand this, and I hate it and I will fight
against it to preserve the one thing that separates us from the uncreative beasts.
96,741
We espouse racial and economic equality which makes us, to the fascist, degenerate scum.
We espouse racial and economic equality which makes
us, to the fascist, degenerate scum.
96,742
The officers approached the man and suggested that it would be better in he stopped attempting to show people his penis, but the man was not impressed with the officer’s idea, and was convinced that people did actually wish to see his genitals.
The officers approached the man and suggested that it would be better in he stopped attempting to show people his penis, but
the man was not impressed with the officer’s idea, and was convinced that people did actually wish to see his genitals.
96,743
This high slowly ebbs throughout the body with a calming tingly sensation that leaves you incredibly aroused and horny yet surprisingly hungry.
This high slowly ebbs throughout the body with a calming tingly
sensation that leaves you incredibly aroused and horny yet surprisingly hungry.
96,744
"I fucking hate how they all respond to him, including nathanias, TB, huk... saying FUCK REDDIT like if one comment with 14 net upvotes represent the whole reddit community."
"I fucking hate how they all respond to him, including nathanias, TB, huk...
saying FUCK REDDIT like if one comment with 14 net upvotes represent the whole reddit community."
96,745
Speaking about the terrorist group ISIS in an interview Thursday, President Donald Trump called the group’s fighters “sneaky, dirty rats.”
Speaking about the terrorist group ISIS in an interview Thursday, President Donald
Trump called the group’s fighters “sneaky, dirty rats.”
96,746
Now, the people saying she killed herself are still fucking wrong, but whatever.
Now, the people saying she killed herself
are still fucking wrong, but whatever.
96,747
I like it that you’re biking slow and that you’re figuring this shit out.
I like it that you’re biking slow
and that you’re figuring this shit out.
96,748
Gaddafi appeared at an evening rally in a huge tent in Tripoli, condemning the rebels as rats, dogs, hypocrites and traitors.
Gaddafi appeared at an evening rally in a huge tent in Tripoli
, condemning the rebels as rats, dogs, hypocrites and traitors.
96,749
After the male has ejaculated, he pulls out, and small barbs on the end of his penis rake the vaginal walls inside the female cat which stimulates her to release an egg.
After the male has ejaculated, he pulls out, and small barbs on the end of
his penis rake the vaginal walls inside the female cat which stimulates her to release an egg.
96,750
Now – having lived through ‘seven shades of shit’ – they’re back with its Technicolor follow-up, Wildflower.
Now – having lived through ‘seven shades of shit’ –
they’re back with its Technicolor follow-up, Wildflower.
96,751
“Florida, in short, had a chance to show whether it was on the side of education or on the side of stupid.
“Florida, in short, had a chance to show whether it
was on the side of education or on the side of stupid.
96,752
Shitty bars have to stage wet t-shirt contests and midget-tossing just to get people in the door.
Shitty bars have to stage wet t-shirt contests and
midget-tossing just to get people in the door.
96,753
"You rape our women and you're taking over our country, and you have to go."
"You rape our women and you're taking over
our country, and you have to go."
96,754
Well, Bryce Gruber from the Luxury Spot got vajazzled at a salon in NYC to see what the hell that moron JLove is raving about.
Well, Bryce Gruber from the Luxury Spot got vajazzled at a salon
in NYC to see what the hell that moron JLove is raving about.
96,755
Shit, three-quarters of the gnarliest slabs around were pioneered by them, not that surfers give them any credit.
Shit, three-quarters of the gnarliest slabs around were
pioneered by them, not that surfers give them any credit.
96,756
You can play the demo as many times as I did, which (between you and me) could well be described as a fuck-ton, and emerge from it with a sense that you have a firm handle on its bombast and can therefore skip the final release.
You can play the demo as many times as I did, which (between you and me) could well be described as a fuck
-ton, and emerge from it with a sense that you have a firm handle on its bombast and can therefore skip the final release.
96,757
Suddenly her waist is slimmer, her eyes are doe-like with heavy lashes, and she's subtly grown breasts.
Suddenly her waist is slimmer, her eyes are doe-
like with heavy lashes, and she's subtly grown breasts.
96,758
This is a man I have charitably referred to as a “perennial pigfucker” and “Colorado’s most infamous asspipe,” and of whom I once said “may [he] die soon and rot in Hell for all the damage his malevolent bullshit has wreaked on the citizens of Colorado.”
This is a man I have charitably referred to as a “perennial pigfucker” and “Colorado’s most infamous asspipe,” and of whom I
once said “may [he] die soon and rot in Hell for all the damage his malevolent bullshit has wreaked on the citizens of Colorado.”
96,759
A commuter was left in shock after she was given a card by a stranger calling her a 'fat, ugly human.'
A commuter was left in shock after she was given a card
by a stranger calling her a 'fat, ugly human.'
96,760
Because in Dick Mourdock’s world, if you you took offense at his statement that God intended you to conceive from a violent, brutal, forced sexual assault, then that’s your problem.
Because in Dick Mourdock’s world, if you you took offense at his statement that God intended
you to conceive from a violent, brutal, forced sexual assault, then that’s your problem.
96,761
Like the fact that they drink your blood, and fuck up mattresses and the like, leaving crumply little piles of shed exoskeletons and shit.
Like the fact that they drink your blood, and fuck up mattresses
and the like, leaving crumply little piles of shed exoskeletons and shit.
96,762
Feminism is the shit test that MUST be passed, or Western White men are doomed to be cucked forever by Morlocks with a stronger pimp hand.
Feminism is the shit test that MUST be passed, or Western White men
are doomed to be cucked forever by Morlocks with a stronger pimp hand.
96,763
Lesson to social media users: don't fuck with Joe Simpson (the baseball one).
Lesson to social media users: don't fuck
with Joe Simpson (the baseball one).
96,764
You get killed... walk it off," it comes across in Chinese as "Run fast if someone tries to kill you."
You get killed... walk it off," it comes across in
Chinese as "Run fast if someone tries to kill you."
96,765
I’ll try to outline how Camplight is thriving for the last 5-6 years, how it manages to achieve tremendous growth even when “shit hits the fan” so many times that it’s scary to think about it.
I’ll try to outline how Camplight is thriving for the last 5-6 years, how it manages to achieve
tremendous growth even when “shit hits the fan” so many times that it’s scary to think about it.
96,766
Sykes, who is a black and gay, lashed back out at those booing her, pointing some out and telling them to “f*ck off.”
Sykes, who is a black and gay, lashed back out at those
booing her, pointing some out and telling them to “f*ck off.”
96,767
Sure, he made some weak movies, but even Cop Out has a scene where Tracy Morgan punches a child in the dick.
Sure, he made some weak movies, but even Cop Out
has a scene where Tracy Morgan punches a child in the dick.
96,768
Good thing anti-gay bigotry is consistent with Christian values!
Good thing anti-gay bigotry
is consistent with Christian values!
96,769
Why on earth would we want to help Dick Cheney cover his ass instead of upholding the rights and liberties of the American public and the rule of law?
Why on earth would we want to help Dick Cheney cover his ass instead of
upholding the rights and liberties of the American public and the rule of law?
96,770
once in the clear, the hologram goes to reveal a folded up ravage, he stretches to get out, being folded up in a real pain in the ass!!!
once in the clear, the hologram goes to reveal a folded up ravage, he stretches
to get out, being folded up in a real pain in the ass!!!
96,771
There are three different options; small penis pendant, medium penis pendant, and large penis pendant.
There are three different options; small penis pendant
, medium penis pendant, and large penis pendant.
96,772
But if it bears thorns and thistles, it is worthless and near to being cursed, and its end is to be burned.: - Hebrews 6: 4-8
But if it bears thorns and thistles, it is worthless and near to being cursed
, and its end is to be burned.: - Hebrews 6: 4-8
96,773
He added that allowing one’s wife to be raped is like getting mugged for money.
He added that allowing one’s wife to
be raped is like getting mugged for money.
96,774
A group of senators, calling themselves the “Liberators,” believed that Caesar had grown too powerful and needed to be killed .
A group of senators, calling themselves the “Liberators,”
believed that Caesar had grown too powerful and needed to be killed .
96,775
I'm only the fuckin' promoter! — White retreats with his entourage to his private dressing room, where he is joined by two financial officers from Zuffa.
I'm only the fuckin' promoter! — White retreats with his entourage to
his private dressing room, where he is joined by two financial officers from Zuffa.
96,776
Gays on boats are my worst nightmare" and also "Note to Ladies: Make me a sandwich".
Gays on boats are my worst nightmare" and also
"Note to Ladies: Make me a sandwich".
96,777
“Wouldn’t you love to see one of these NFL owners, when somebody disrespects our flag, to say: Get that son of a bitch off the field right now.
“Wouldn’t you love to see one of these NFL owners, when somebody disrespects our
flag, to say: Get that son of a bitch off the field right now.
96,778
Okay.Prince of HeartWakaWaka was the prophet of Okami, showing up in random parts of the story and generally being a vague, flighty, flirty asshole.
Okay.Prince of HeartWakaWaka was the prophet of Okami, showing up in random
parts of the story and generally being a vague, flighty, flirty asshole.
96,779
Either way, I own your ass”—is attributed to you, and you predictably die exactly as you lived (and as you’ve made others die), there’s some hubris involved, but you’re ultimately more of a parable than anything else.
Either way, I own your ass”—is attributed to you, and you predictably die exactly as you lived (and as you
’ve made others die), there’s some hubris involved, but you’re ultimately more of a parable than anything else.
96,780
Black people exist in a “damned if we do, damned if we don’t” space within American conversation.
Black people exist in a “damned if we do,
damned if we don’t” space within American conversation.
96,781
For instance, imbecile monarchs have been kept on their thrones by widespread conspiracies of oblivion and deception when it has been deemed too socially disruptive to confirm to the populace what everybody suspects: the king is an idiot.
For instance, imbecile monarchs have been kept on their thrones by widespread conspiracies of oblivion and deception when it
has been deemed too socially disruptive to confirm to the populace what everybody suspects: the king is an idiot.
96,782
"Ryan is a complete idiot," said rally-goer John Knepper speaking with AOL.com.
"Ryan is a complete idiot," said
rally-goer John Knepper speaking with AOL.com.
96,783
Even the classic "I vant to suck your blud" joke is about Dracula's accent, not his taste for eating people.
Even the classic "I vant to suck your blud" joke
is about Dracula's accent, not his taste for eating people.
96,784
Speaker, I’m flattered that you’re all so interested in my vagina, but ‘no’ means ‘no’.”
Speaker, I’m flattered that you’re all so interested in
my vagina, but ‘no’ means ‘no’.”
96,785
@childrensplace Also, why don't you apologize for being stupid and not for who you "may have offended."?
@childrensplace Also, why don't you apologize for being stupid
and not for who you "may have offended."?
96,786
That’s not to mention the fact that its tentacles can latch onto your throat and choke you.
That’s not to mention the fact that its
tentacles can latch onto your throat and choke you.
96,787
It’s a relationship-themed episode where we finally answer all your stupid questions!
It’s a relationship-themed episode where
we finally answer all your stupid questions!
96,788
Finally Bill Ward's Son Comments On The Black Sabbath 'Shitstorm'
Finally Bill Ward's Son Comments
On The Black Sabbath 'Shitstorm'
96,789
Unfortunately for FemCon’s organizers, feminists are not complete idiots, the hoax was spotted almost immediately, and FemCon’s Twitter and Tumblr tags were quickly deluged with derisive takedown posts.
Unfortunately for FemCon’s organizers, feminists are not complete idiots, the hoax was spotted almost
immediately, and FemCon’s Twitter and Tumblr tags were quickly deluged with derisive takedown posts.
96,790
The blower will have boost off idle, which will spool the turbo stupid fast.
The blower will have boost off idle,
which will spool the turbo stupid fast.
96,791
So without further ado, here is the unofficial list of shit every person with a chronic illness knows.
So without further ado, here is the unofficial list
of shit every person with a chronic illness knows.
96,792
“They didn’t do shit to Randy Orton when he called Kelly Kelly a slut, you see the double standard?
“They didn’t do shit to Randy Orton when he
called Kelly Kelly a slut, you see the double standard?
96,793
“It now contains a juice bar. Owned by a venture capital firm. “So anyway, you were saying you wanted to have rough sex with a completely hairless Welshman?”
“It now contains a juice bar. Owned by a venture capital firm. “So
anyway, you were saying you wanted to have rough sex with a completely hairless Welshman?”
96,794
They want to send him to Mexico, where he'll almost certainly be killed."
They want to send him to Mexico,
where he'll almost certainly be killed."
96,795
woman has a weak, under-performing, under-pleasuring vagina," she writes on her website.
woman has a weak, under-performing, under
-pleasuring vagina," she writes on her website.
96,796
Are most Americans these days engaging in rough sex and anal sex, and, perhaps more importantly, are these acts something that most people find appealing?
Are most Americans these days engaging in rough sex and anal sex, and
, perhaps more importantly, are these acts something that most people find appealing?
96,797
Alamy 8 Sir Richard Branson is accused of 'motorboating' backing singer, Antonia Jenae, by sticking his face in her boobs and shaking it vigorously while blowing raspberries
Alamy 8 Sir Richard Branson is accused of 'motorboating' backing singer, Antonia
Jenae, by sticking his face in her boobs and shaking it vigorously while blowing raspberries
96,798
And then, as they so often do, the infinitely ridiculous and sublimely awful Daily Telegraph, surprised no-one by being a bunch of colossal idiots and published what can only be described as quite possibly the absolute worst response to the situation.
And then, as they so often do, the infinitely ridiculous and sublimely awful Daily Telegraph, surprised no-one by
being a bunch of colossal idiots and published what can only be described as quite possibly the absolute worst response to the situation.
96,799
UPDATE for stupid people: The post below does not hold Glenn Greenwald personally responsible for all the many individual acts of debate-stopping bullshit committed daily in his honor on the internet.
UPDATE for stupid people: The post below does not hold Glenn Greenwald personally responsible for all
the many individual acts of debate-stopping bullshit committed daily in his honor on the internet.