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But they're also insane because their dads are inbred sociopaths with Nazi fetishes.
But they're also insane because their
dads are inbred sociopaths with Nazi fetishes.
96,801
The posters are typically males, who want to share their bullshit wisdom with other people who are desperate for sex curious about Red Pill philosophy.
The posters are typically males, who want to share their bullshit wisdom
with other people who are desperate for sex curious about Red Pill philosophy.
96,802
"Break a motherfucker's table over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half."
"Break a motherfucker's table over the back of
a couple of faggots and crack it in half."
96,803
Drew Gattine (D) a “son-of-a-bitch, socialist cocksucker” in a voicemail last week.
Drew Gattine (D) a “son-of-a
-bitch, socialist cocksucker” in a voicemail last week.
96,804
A condom is a time-tested, very capable and inexpensive barrier that men wear over their penis during intercourse.
A condom is a time-tested, very capable and
inexpensive barrier that men wear over their penis during intercourse.
96,805
(That number I invented, son of a bitch, that's mine, I made it up.)
(That number I invented, son of a bitch
, that's mine, I made it up.)
96,806
Carsickness is an annoying quirk of human physiology, but it’s one that has more to do with your “idiot brain” than you’d probably think, as neuroscientist and author Dean Burnett explained yesterday in an interview with NPR’s Fresh Air.
Carsickness is an annoying quirk of human physiology, but it’s one that has more to do with your “idiot brain
” than you’d probably think, as neuroscientist and author Dean Burnett explained yesterday in an interview with NPR’s Fresh Air.
96,807
I have this problem on the border of Mexico and America, this goddamn s--- guy,” Duterte said.
I have this problem on the border of Mexico and
America, this goddamn s--- guy,” Duterte said.
96,808
First, there are some subjects that tend to induce an unusually large amount of bullshit ...
First, there are some subjects that tend
to induce an unusually large amount of bullshit ...
96,809
They’re all so optimistic… and really, everyone is f**king you up behind the screens.
They’re all so optimistic… and really
, everyone is f**king you up behind the screens.
96,810
“If prayers did anything, they’d still be alive, you worthless sack of sh*t.”
“If prayers did anything, they’d still
be alive, you worthless sack of sh*t.”
96,811
Joanna Bryson, a renowned scholar of A.I. ethics at the University of Bath was succinct: “It’s obviously bullshit.”
Joanna Bryson, a renowned scholar of A.I. ethics at the University
of Bath was succinct: “It’s obviously bullshit.”
96,812
We've got a direct line to the hottest girls in the UK, they've all got their sex toys ready and each lady is gagging to get wet and sexy with you on the phone.
We've got a direct line to the hottest girls in the UK, they've all got their
sex toys ready and each lady is gagging to get wet and sexy with you on the phone.
96,813
straight women do not have the mobility in this society to do this to cis white gay men, who actually in many contexts have more power than them in our society
straight women do not have the mobility in this society to do this to cis white
gay men, who actually in many contexts have more power than them in our society
96,814
So if you want to see a few fake boobs and butts and listen to Skrillex, watch The Kardashians or go take a look at this movie.
So if you want to see a few fake boobs and butts and listen
to Skrillex, watch The Kardashians or go take a look at this movie.
96,815
“I would like to talk to you about your comments about my being a racist, you cocksucker,” LePage said, according to audio first obtained by the Portland Press Herald.
“I would like to talk to you about your comments about my being a racist,
you cocksucker,” LePage said, according to audio first obtained by the Portland Press Herald.
96,816
2] A brush-faggot (sometimes shortened to brush) was a bundle of similar size made of brushwood.[
2] A brush-faggot (sometimes shortened to brush
) was a bundle of similar size made of brushwood.[
96,817
tinder I want to have sex with anyone. grindr I want to have sex with anyone with a penis. bang with friends I want to have sex with anyone who went to my high school. badoo I am in an ad on the subway. okcupid I'm normal!
tinder I want to have sex with anyone. grindr I want to have sex with anyone with a penis. bang with friends I want
to have sex with anyone who went to my high school. badoo I am in an ad on the subway. okcupid I'm normal!
96,818
(Ineloquently, he called it “a variation of the dumb blonde syndrome.”)
(Ineloquently, he called it “a
variation of the dumb blonde syndrome.”)
96,819
If you’re not comfortable reading about anal sex, that’s perfectly OK, too.
If you’re not comfortable reading about anal
sex, that’s perfectly OK, too.
96,820
He didn’t enjoy the same success as Carlin and was bitter after spending years on the road, playing in shitty clubs to unappreciative and ignorant crowds.
He didn’t enjoy the same success as Carlin and was bitter after spending
years on the road, playing in shitty clubs to unappreciative and ignorant crowds.
96,821
“You are both the dominant apparatus on the planet and the void in which all other cultures, upon meeting you, die.”
“You are both the dominant apparatus on the planet and the void
in which all other cultures, upon meeting you, die.”
96,822
Because I can't seem to even leave this subreddit without drama I might as well be open about it all: I left because the dynamics of the mod team of this subreddit is completely fucked up.
Because I can't seem to even leave this subreddit without drama I might as well be open about
it all: I left because the dynamics of the mod team of this subreddit is completely fucked up.
96,823
That’s the imaginatively alliterative name of the sex robot that’s yours to rape for just $9,995.
That’s the imaginatively alliterative name of the sex robot
that’s yours to rape for just $9,995.
96,824
Usually, these suck, but this one not only provides our first actual look at footage from the July a release, but also some incredibly tantalizing shots for any fan of the Terminator series.
Usually, these suck, but this one not only provides our first actual look at footage from
the July a release, but also some incredibly tantalizing shots for any fan of the Terminator series.
96,825
“But he has left a trail of crap behind him with retweets, with retweeting something about Jews, retweeting something about Muslims, retweeting fake news.
“But he has left a trail of crap behind him with retweets,
with retweeting something about Jews, retweeting something about Muslims, retweeting fake news.
96,826
Farage accepted there were "some idiots" in the party as he condemned Perry's comments as "entirely inconsistent" with remaining in Ukip.
Farage accepted there were "some idiots" in the party as he
condemned Perry's comments as "entirely inconsistent" with remaining in Ukip.
96,827
Those dumb banging teens and their keg soirees and bonfires within the forest.
Those dumb banging teens and their keg
soirees and bonfires within the forest.
96,828
I'm going to flex my nerd muscles and say Superman is the protector of Earth and a decent portion of the galaxy, but add shitty graphics and character models, physics problems, repetitive fighting, and no real distinguishable threat to Supes and you have a recipe for tripe.
I'm going to flex my nerd muscles and say Superman is the protector of Earth and a decent portion of the galaxy, but add
shitty graphics and character models, physics problems, repetitive fighting, and no real distinguishable threat to Supes and you have a recipe for tripe.
96,829
A man in Zambia has lost his genitalia after approaching a wild hyena and allowing it to feast on his naked body.
A man in Zambia has lost his genitalia after approaching a
wild hyena and allowing it to feast on his naked body.
96,830
Seriously, this theory is actually impressively popular and has inspired numerous articles and shitty youtube video after shitty youtube video garnering hundreds of thousands of views.
Seriously, this theory is actually impressively popular and has inspired numerous articles and
shitty youtube video after shitty youtube video garnering hundreds of thousands of views.
96,831
We have a new frontrunner in the race for dumbest Christian Right lawsuit.
We have a new frontrunner in the
race for dumbest Christian Right lawsuit.
96,832
This is a basic backgrounder for Americans, primarily, who might think Europeans do nothing all day but bitch about Americans.
This is a basic backgrounder for Americans, primarily, who
might think Europeans do nothing all day but bitch about Americans.
96,833
A bit about myself to prevent any stupid people from gossiping that I am a fat and ugly man with no job: I am a single Singaporean man, 30, tall and good looking.
A bit about myself to prevent any stupid people from gossiping that I am a fat and ugly
man with no job: I am a single Singaporean man, 30, tall and good looking.
96,834
A former band teacher in the Central Bucks County School District admitted to having sex with a teenage boy over a six-month period.
A former band teacher in the Central Bucks County School District admitted to
having sex with a teenage boy over a six-month period.
96,835
Ennis be telling me I got to give Rywanda some stupid medicine when she ain't even sick.
Ennis be telling me I got to give Rywanda
some stupid medicine when she ain't even sick.
96,836
All he knows is that the lady is stupid and he’s pretty sure she had a facelift, and Jesus Christ, now the whole damn house has to hear about it.
All he knows is that the lady is stupid and he’s pretty sure she had a
facelift, and Jesus Christ, now the whole damn house has to hear about it.
96,837
State St. in Hurricane, made famous over the last few weeks after it sparked outrage in the community over its extra-large male anatomy, received a penectomy of sorts Friday when the owner decided to have the bull’s penis removed.
State St. in Hurricane, made famous over the last few weeks after it sparked outrage in the community over its extra
-large male anatomy, received a penectomy of sorts Friday when the owner decided to have the bull’s penis removed.
96,838
Locals also posted images of the atmospheric penis to social media.
Locals also posted images of the
atmospheric penis to social media.
96,839
Pretty pics: Kerry Quinn sent a vagina picture to 40 men on the dating app Bumble to test their responses
Pretty pics: Kerry Quinn sent a vagina picture to
40 men on the dating app Bumble to test their responses
96,840
You couldn’t have asked for a better start to a Dana Carvey hosted episode of SNL than a fucking Wayne’s World reunion.
You couldn’t have asked for a better start to a Dana
Carvey hosted episode of SNL than a fucking Wayne’s World reunion.
96,841
The Brave Brothers’ production matched the popular sound of the time, which was shit loads of autotune and tacky electro-pop.
The Brave Brothers’ production matched the popular sound of the time
, which was shit loads of autotune and tacky electro-pop.
96,842
I want punching Nazis to be acceptable, and find the spectacle of Nazis getting punched to be viscerally satisfying.
I want punching Nazis to be acceptable, and find
the spectacle of Nazis getting punched to be viscerally satisfying.
96,843
And then, at the end of it, as if to put a rotten cherry on the top of a shit sundae, we voted the physical manifestation of all of those challenges into the White House.
And then, at the end of it, as if to put a rotten cherry on the top
of a shit sundae, we voted the physical manifestation of all of those challenges into the White House.
96,844
Yes in the picture above a Rabbi is sucking the penis of a baby - and yes two babies are now infected with herpes!
Yes in the picture above a Rabbi is sucking the penis of
a baby - and yes two babies are now infected with herpes!
96,845
A woman in the background is seen clapping as one of the protesters shouts 'rubbish'.
A woman in the background is seen clapping as
one of the protesters shouts 'rubbish'.
96,846
1)Good ole Old Bay Seasoning- Hell yes, love me some Old Bay and will definitely put this shit on everything like you do.
1)Good ole Old Bay Seasoning- Hell yes, love me some Old
Bay and will definitely put this shit on everything like you do.
96,847
All that's left to do is come to Grantville on Saturday, March 9 & greet the Dome's hairy tits. 12:30 is when the auction starts... and remember, that's EST for those of you who operate outside of our bubble.
All that's left to do is come to Grantville on Saturday, March 9 & greet the Dome's hairy tits.
12:30 is when the auction starts... and remember, that's EST for those of you who operate outside of our bubble.
96,848
Any vegetable shaped like genitals looks like it would be delicious to batter and fry.
Any vegetable shaped like genitals looks like it
would be delicious to batter and fry.
96,849
If animals could talk, they would spend most of their time calling us dicks and telling us to get off their land.
If animals could talk, they would spend most of their time
calling us dicks and telling us to get off their land.
96,850
My cock is achingly hard, and in that moment I am aware of nothing else except the overwhelming desire to fuck.
My cock is achingly hard, and in that moment I
am aware of nothing else except the overwhelming desire to fuck.
96,851
Seven hours before the scum of the earth crawl out of their beer-stinking holes to sell women in my hometown.
Seven hours before the scum of the earth crawl out of
their beer-stinking holes to sell women in my hometown.
96,852
Not only did he praise a mass murderer; he implored all gays to be killed by firing squad.
Not only did he praise a mass murderer; he
implored all gays to be killed by firing squad.
96,853
But I know what goes on in our locker room, and it is some bullshit.
But I know what goes on in our
locker room, and it is some bullshit.
96,854
In the past three or so weeks, I’ve read no less than eight “pieces” referencing white people and their inalienable right to, basically, eat garbage.
In the past three or so weeks, I’ve read no less than eight “
pieces” referencing white people and their inalienable right to, basically, eat garbage.
96,855
Now an Aussie school mum has taken the internet by storm with a Facebook picture of her new dress which she never realised was covered in vaginas.
Now an Aussie school mum has taken the internet by storm with a Facebook
picture of her new dress which she never realised was covered in vaginas.
96,856
Damn gurl: (Due to my name being in the rhyming, I swapped it for an appropriate substitute.)
Damn gurl: (Due to my name being in the
rhyming, I swapped it for an appropriate substitute.)
96,857
Feed them enough poison, stab them enough times, and they will die.
Feed them enough poison, stab them
enough times, and they will die.
96,858
READ MORE: Penis drawn around pothole to get it fixed more quickly
READ MORE: Penis drawn around
pothole to get it fixed more quickly
96,859
The characters in his shitty novel-turned-shitty-Netflix-show range anywhere from “marginally extra” to “Anne Hathaway at the Oscars” levels of annoying, and there is not a single one that would actually exist in a real high school.
The characters in his shitty novel-turned-shitty-Netflix-show range anywhere from “marginally extra” to “Anne Hathaway
at the Oscars” levels of annoying, and there is not a single one that would actually exist in a real high school.
96,860
World War One was raging, and our idiotic generals couldn’t get it into their thick heads that if you charge at an enemy that’s well dug in and has machine guns, everyone will die.
World War One was raging, and our idiotic generals couldn’t get it into their thick heads that
if you charge at an enemy that’s well dug in and has machine guns, everyone will die.
96,861
"Advertising Shits in Your Head gives form and context to culture jamming practices in the 21st Century.
"Advertising Shits in Your Head gives form and
context to culture jamming practices in the 21st Century.
96,862
Can you imagine having parasites the size of your brain living in your cheeks!
Can you imagine having parasites the size
of your brain living in your cheeks!
96,863
Einstein and the village idiot both have a prefrontal cortex, a hippocampus, a cerebellum...
Einstein and the village idiot both have a
prefrontal cortex, a hippocampus, a cerebellum...
96,864
She claims Doe forcefully kissed her even after she told him she didn't want to, forced his hand down her pants and that she was so scared he would rape her, she agreed to give him oral sex in order to end the evening.
She claims Doe forcefully kissed her even after she told him she didn't want to, forced his hand down her pants and
that she was so scared he would rape her, she agreed to give him oral sex in order to end the evening.
96,865
So, it turns out that snot isn't just dirty, slimy boogers rolled into little balls in grubby fingers.
So, it turns out that snot isn't just dirty
, slimy boogers rolled into little balls in grubby fingers.
96,866
You will not believe… Well, you will when I tell you why this ABC poll is so damned distorted.
You will not believe… Well, you will when I
tell you why this ABC poll is so damned distorted.
96,867
I must have seemed sufficiently mind-blown, because one of my brother’s friends asked for the glasses and played D&D with them on, constantly remarking on how they made everything “cool as shit, man.”
I must have seemed sufficiently mind-blown, because one of my brother’s friends asked for the glasses and
played D&D with them on, constantly remarking on how they made everything “cool as shit, man.”
96,868
HAVE SEX, NOT WARS People who work to bring Jews and Arabs together often neither seek nor gain glory.
HAVE SEX, NOT WARS People who work to bring
Jews and Arabs together often neither seek nor gain glory.
96,869
John Burton, the head of the California Democratic Party, responded to anti-corporate greed protesters Saturday by telling them to “shut the fuck up or go outside.”
John Burton, the head of the California Democratic Party, responded to anti-corporate
greed protesters Saturday by telling them to “shut the fuck up or go outside.”
96,870
It’s the stupidest responses man and I feel like I could murder this guy if I wanted, but I just don’t have the time or the effort.
It’s the stupidest responses man and I feel like I could murder this guy
if I wanted, but I just don’t have the time or the effort.
96,871
Shit Food Blogger’s daughter lost a friend, Chris is battling a low-level wintry cold, and Ben had to watch an awards show.
Shit Food Blogger’s daughter lost a friend, Chris is battling a low
-level wintry cold, and Ben had to watch an awards show.
96,872
Yet, I would say that my judo experience fucking ECLIPSES anything this retard at MMA Surge knows about judo and you don't see me making videos.
Yet, I would say that my judo experience fucking ECLIPSES anything this retard
at MMA Surge knows about judo and you don't see me making videos.
96,873
“You can hear those trucks across town, driving like idiots,” he said on a recent Friday evening patrol.
“You can hear those trucks across town, driving like
idiots,” he said on a recent Friday evening patrol.
96,874
The fascist clown Donald Trump was immediately kicked out before he even took the stage, due to pressure from the thousands of protesters outside, as well as those on the inside of the venue.
The fascist clown Donald Trump was immediately kicked out before he even took the stage, due to
pressure from the thousands of protesters outside, as well as those on the inside of the venue.
96,875
A 15-year-old Brooklyn boy shot himself in the penis Sunday after fumbling with a gun that had slid from his waistband, authorities said yesterday.
A 15-year-old Brooklyn boy shot himself in the penis Sunday after fumbling
with a gun that had slid from his waistband, authorities said yesterday.
96,876
Now I realize that if it’s to people’s benefit that I understand them but I don’t, then they’re the ones who are stupid.
Now I realize that if it’s to people’s benefit that I understand
them but I don’t, then they’re the ones who are stupid.
96,877
Cool, I'll Rollerblade right over. Color Me A Dinosaur [weathersealed] via Crayola Color Chart, 1903-2010 [buzzfeed] Thanks to Martin, who used to smear shit on the wall by his crib. Still does.
Cool, I'll Rollerblade right over. Color Me A Dinosaur [weathersealed] via Crayola Color Chart, 1903
-2010 [buzzfeed] Thanks to Martin, who used to smear shit on the wall by his crib. Still does.
96,878
But before we blame Washington politicians for their irresponsibility, stupidity and cowardice -- and we should -- we may want to look at another culprit: the American people.
But before we blame Washington politicians for their irresponsibility, stupidity and cowardice -- and
we should -- we may want to look at another culprit: the American people.
96,879
Makes me want to vomit violently and defecate profusely in their collective corporate slop trays.
Makes me want to vomit violently and defecate
profusely in their collective corporate slop trays.
96,880
“We’re not going to open up the case because you’re a ‘faggot,’” Gorshkov remembered being told.
“We’re not going to open up the case because you
’re a ‘faggot,’” Gorshkov remembered being told.
96,881
(Please skip this bit if you like- but if you enjoy a bit of philosophical mental masturbation, as I do, then please read the waffle below.
(Please skip this bit if you like- but if you enjoy a bit of
philosophical mental masturbation, as I do, then please read the waffle below.
96,882
A major breakout of horse herpes (cut to Lady Coco Chanel making a “Not My Fault” face) has forced the cancellation of several rodeo events and shit, because who wants to put a feedbag of Valtrex under their horse’s mouth?
A major breakout of horse herpes (cut to Lady Coco Chanel making a “Not My Fault” face) has forced
the cancellation of several rodeo events and shit, because who wants to put a feedbag of Valtrex under their horse’s mouth?
96,883
(Barrow believes the cats shed on her bed, and then her boyfriend’s penis pushed the debris into her vagina, where it collected over time.
(Barrow believes the cats shed on her bed, and then her boyfriend
’s penis pushed the debris into her vagina, where it collected over time.
96,884
INTERVIEW WITH JEREME ROGERS: ARTIST, VISIONARY & ENTREPRENEUR "I wanna do Michael Jackson epic with my music," Jereme Rogers tells me as we discuss the artist's plans, fucking 1000 bitches and Selfish Skateboards in this latest interview.
INTERVIEW WITH JEREME ROGERS: ARTIST, VISIONARY & ENTREPRENEUR "I wanna do Michael Jackson epic with my music,"
Jereme Rogers tells me as we discuss the artist's plans, fucking 1000 bitches and Selfish Skateboards in this latest interview.
96,885
Many Latinos were insulted when the leading Republican presidential candidate said in June that Mexican immigrants are criminals and rapists.
Many Latinos were insulted when the leading Republican presidential candidate
said in June that Mexican immigrants are criminals and rapists.
96,886
Get your ass down to the local motorpool tell 'em Andrew sent ya!
Get your ass down to the local
motorpool tell 'em Andrew sent ya!
96,887
Muslim theologian's talk on 'advanced oral sex' turns on social media
Muslim theologian's talk on 'advanced
oral sex' turns on social media
96,888
He is lodged along with a Pakistani monkey, Raju, and has become a hit with visitors.
He is lodged along with a Pakistani monkey,
Raju, and has become a hit with visitors.
96,889
Nor in the Enda Kenny sense - where you defer to EU leaders, giggling and twitching for their amusement, and then rush home and tell everyone how you kicked ass.
Nor in the Enda Kenny sense - where you defer to EU leaders, giggling and
twitching for their amusement, and then rush home and tell everyone how you kicked ass.
96,890
The truth is, your boobs play an important role in pleasing both of you.
The truth is, your boobs play an
important role in pleasing both of you.
96,891
And on the sixth day, God made the beasts of the Earth—but what if the Almighty gave them the ability to say whatever the fuck they wanted to?
And on the sixth day, God made the beasts of the Earth—but what
if the Almighty gave them the ability to say whatever the fuck they wanted to?
96,892
“Let’s kill all the lawyers,” Shakespeare demanded over 400 years ago.
“Let’s kill all the lawyers,
” Shakespeare demanded over 400 years ago.
96,893
Speaking of idiots, Trump said he really didn’t know much about it.
Speaking of idiots, Trump said he
really didn’t know much about it.
96,894
Calling Trump’s mouth a “c*ck holster” for Putin reflects the humorlessness of his latest character, Stephen Colbert.
Calling Trump’s mouth a “c*ck holster” for Putin
reflects the humorlessness of his latest character, Stephen Colbert.
96,895
One of the most idiotic ideas to have emanated from the Obama White House appeared after a jihadi couple killed 14 people and wounded 22 in San Bernardino, CA.
One of the most idiotic ideas to have emanated from the Obama White House appeared
after a jihadi couple killed 14 people and wounded 22 in San Bernardino, CA.
96,896
I haven't been moderating/regulatin posts at all here fo' some while now cuz I was busy, n' I apologize fo' all dis bullshit.
I haven't been moderating/regulatin posts at all here fo' some while
now cuz I was busy, n' I apologize fo' all dis bullshit.
96,897
Not as good as yours or Godfrey Bloom’s obviously, but just not horrible all the time. “No doubt some of it gets siphoned off and spent on fancy sunglasses, but people are shits wherever you go. “Except Britain of course. Everyone in Britain is just fucking brilliant.”
Not as good as yours or Godfrey Bloom’s obviously, but just not horrible all the time. “No doubt some of it gets siphoned off
and spent on fancy sunglasses, but people are shits wherever you go. “Except Britain of course. Everyone in Britain is just fucking brilliant.”
96,898
Briggs is wasting his time trying to lock up a fight with Wlad -- because Klitschko would beat his ass anyway.So, his advice to Shannon ... bring your ass back to the U.S. and "come see me!"
Briggs is wasting his time trying to lock up a fight with Wlad -- because Klitschko would beat his ass anyway
.So, his advice to Shannon ... bring your ass back to the U.S. and "come see me!"
96,899
I watched three men die because one man sneezed in a room full of blood and shit and light.
I watched three men die because one man sneezed in
a room full of blood and shit and light.