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96,600 | You all think wjc's joke is too much about her kinda wishing after hour 8 that Bernie would come through the door with his damn email line ..,? | You all think wjc's joke is too much about her kinda wishing after hour | 8 that Bernie would come through the door with his damn email line ..,? |
96,601 | He wrote: “I’m going to smash her windows then drop a bomb on her house while she’s tucked up in bed. | He wrote: “I’m going to smash her windows then drop | a bomb on her house while she’s tucked up in bed. |
96,602 | "Funny" youtube videos, "funny" comics, shriekingly partisan political news, crap, crap, crap. | "Funny" youtube videos, "funny" comics, | shriekingly partisan political news, crap, crap, crap. |
96,603 | The footage below out of Ferguson shows a police officer pointing his gun directly at protesters and reporters while screaming "I’m going to f***ing kill you!" | The footage below out of Ferguson shows a police officer pointing his gun directly at | protesters and reporters while screaming "I’m going to f***ing kill you!" |
96,604 | During a visit with her mother, the girl said she was told that “Christmas and Easter are stupid” and that “European women are stupid and alcoholic”. | During a visit with her mother, the girl said she was told that “Christmas | and Easter are stupid” and that “European women are stupid and alcoholic”. |
96,605 | Here are five Americans who expected the capitalist pigs to pay for their crimes, and defected to North Korea. | Here are five Americans who expected the capitalist pigs to | pay for their crimes, and defected to North Korea. |
96,606 | More than anything, “Sweet Chick” is a reminder that eXquire can fucking rap, and his skills are on full display here as he cowties Alchemist’s taut slab of militaristic psychedelia to the ground, employing his basso profundo to masterful effect. | More than anything, “Sweet Chick” is a reminder that eXquire can fucking rap, and his skills are on full | display here as he cowties Alchemist’s taut slab of militaristic psychedelia to the ground, employing his basso profundo to masterful effect. |
96,607 | “You park by my house, you … eunuch, I’ll screw your mother in her grave,” he says to a dazed driver bleeding from the mouth, his clothes splattered with blood. | “You park by my house, you … eunuch, I’ll screw your mother in her grave | ,” he says to a dazed driver bleeding from the mouth, his clothes splattered with blood. |
96,608 | Remember, this was way back in the distant past of 2009, months before fans would learn of the upcoming Pokemon Black and White (because we had to move into the color spectrum for sequels when we ran out of every fucking element. | Remember, this was way back in the distant past of 2009, months before fans would learn of the upcoming Pokemon Black | and White (because we had to move into the color spectrum for sequels when we ran out of every fucking element. |
96,609 | Only a person so completely consumed with his own bullshit and narcissism could miss the fact that he characterizes the word coward. | Only a person so completely consumed with his own bullshit and | narcissism could miss the fact that he characterizes the word coward. |
96,610 | An ex-Apprenticecontractor who spoke with Slate offered that Trump is instead your everyday shitty sexist: | An ex-Apprenticecontractor who spoke with Slate offered | that Trump is instead your everyday shitty sexist: |
96,611 | The billionaire ex-eBay CEO's son was charged with felony battery for breaking a woman's ankle after her friend said "Fuck you" and "Fuck your fraternity." | The billionaire ex-eBay CEO's son was charged with felony battery for breaking a woman | 's ankle after her friend said "Fuck you" and "Fuck your fraternity." |
96,612 | “You can’t just run at another cat and start fucking it up, this isn’t WWE wrestling or something.” | “You can’t just run at another cat and start fucking | it up, this isn’t WWE wrestling or something.” |
96,613 | (Bluth probably also owes an apology to anyone afraid of getting sucked to their death down a ventilation shaft.) | (Bluth probably also owes an apology to anyone afraid of | getting sucked to their death down a ventilation shaft.) |
96,614 | ”Every time Road House is on and he or one of his idiot brothers are watching TV—and they’re always watching TV—one of them calls my husband and says, “Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now. | ”Every time Road House is on and he or one of his idiot brothers are watching TV—and they’re always | watching TV—one of them calls my husband and says, “Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now. |
96,615 | Meanwhile, over at Red Bull Mark Webber will not complete the season because he ‘just can’t be fucking arsed’. | Meanwhile, over at Red Bull Mark Webber will not complete the | season because he ‘just can’t be fucking arsed’. |
96,616 | With innocent victims and evil assholes, a slow-burning fight with The Man. | With innocent victims and evil assholes, a | slow-burning fight with The Man. |
96,617 | “We need to kill Arabs,” she manages to say in English, as she and her friend giggle. | “We need to kill Arabs,” she manages to | say in English, as she and her friend giggle. |
96,618 | I can hear the BC faithful in their shitty little Boston accents vomiting complaints about how bad the passing game is and their right it’s the worst in the county. | I can hear the BC faithful in their shitty little Boston accents vomiting complaints about how | bad the passing game is and their right it’s the worst in the county. |
96,619 | I hope that you already understood that editing for coins is bullshit. | I hope that you already understood | that editing for coins is bullshit. |
96,620 | @GRRMspeaking My response to you is here: http://voxday.blogspot.com/2015/04/who-is-racist-george.html … I think it is clear who is, and is not, "racist as fuck". | @GRRMspeaking My response to you is here: http://voxday.blogspot.com/2015/04/who-is-racist-george.html … I think it is | clear who is, and is not, "racist as fuck". |
96,621 | They are not even people, they are so stupid, they cry over meaningless things... | They are not even people, they are | so stupid, they cry over meaningless things... |
96,622 | He knew immediately that his average size and pisspoor fighting techniques would be no match for Greg Gregerson and the penis boys. | He knew immediately that his average size and pisspoor fighting techniques | would be no match for Greg Gregerson and the penis boys. |
96,623 | "you know what they say son. when you gotta wait just masterbate." walt said with a big ass smile on his face. walt jr got a big smile. | "you know what they say son. when you gotta wait just masterbate." | walt said with a big ass smile on his face. walt jr got a big smile. |
96,624 | "You can characterize our operating model as stubbornness and stupidity. | "You can characterize our operating | model as stubbornness and stupidity. |
96,625 | And then you’ll step back inside and call for another round, and the bartender will tell you to shut up and wait your damn turn like a human being.” | And then you’ll step back inside and call for another round, and the bartender | will tell you to shut up and wait your damn turn like a human being.” |
96,626 | New York Times reporter Jacob Bernstein apologized on Tuesday for saying in a private conversation that Melania Trump was a "hooker." | New York Times reporter Jacob Bernstein apologized on Tuesday for saying in | a private conversation that Melania Trump was a "hooker." |
96,627 | I don’t think any of the founding fathers would put up with waiting in line for a shitty club with expensive drinks. | I don’t think any of the founding fathers would put up | with waiting in line for a shitty club with expensive drinks. |
96,628 | The messages — which are of a graphic nature — included "I will bomb the new york twin towers [sic]," "Go back to cotton picking" and "You make me want to shoot up an elementary school;" Cebula also threatened to rape and kill the children of his opponents. | The messages — which are of a graphic nature — included "I will bomb the new york twin towers [sic]," "Go back to | cotton picking" and "You make me want to shoot up an elementary school;" Cebula also threatened to rape and kill the children of his opponents. |
96,629 | While it's generally agreed upon that there is no "average" penis size, there are objective extremes. | While it's generally agreed upon that there is no | "average" penis size, there are objective extremes. |
96,630 | He is charged that he did, among other things, "remove cigarette lighters from your anus and throw them at medical staff there". | He is charged that he did, among other things, "remove | cigarette lighters from your anus and throw them at medical staff there". |
96,631 | Are you somehow under the impression that people DON’T know what fucking EVERYONE thinks about the food they eat? | Are you somehow under the impression that people DON’T know | what fucking EVERYONE thinks about the food they eat? |
96,632 | Equality means having your 12 year old daughters exposed to a male’s genitals at school. | Equality means having your 12 year old daughters | exposed to a male’s genitals at school. |
96,633 | Great tits have set up home inside a rural postbox will ensure her chicks are fed by airmail each day. | Great tits have set up home inside a rural postbox | will ensure her chicks are fed by airmail each day. |
96,634 | And perhaps you will be reassured about your own size or that of your partner's penis. | And perhaps you will be reassured about your own | size or that of your partner's penis. |
96,635 | WHITE dwarfs may be dying, but their light could be just right to sustain life as we know it. | WHITE dwarfs may be dying, but their light could | be just right to sustain life as we know it. |
96,636 | "I did not expect that an idiot would attack me at the mosque," says the imam, recalling the incident in April. | "I did not expect that an idiot would attack me at the | mosque," says the imam, recalling the incident in April. |
96,637 | "It seems very unfair, because there's a lot of shit sites that deserve to be downgraded." | "It seems very unfair, because there's a | lot of shit sites that deserve to be downgraded." |
96,638 | I try not to pay attention to MMOs anymore, because the vast majority of them are steaming dung piles of bullshit sexism. | I try not to pay attention to MMOs anymore, because the | vast majority of them are steaming dung piles of bullshit sexism. |
96,639 | Of course, not everything is politically-minded comebacks - some of it is just plain ol' ragging on idiots: | Of course, not everything is politically-minded comebacks - | some of it is just plain ol' ragging on idiots: |
96,640 | Colmes asked Lanteri about a Facebook post labeling “libs” and “conspiracy nuts” as “useless fucking Americans”: | Colmes asked Lanteri about a Facebook post labeling “libs” | and “conspiracy nuts” as “useless fucking Americans”: |
96,641 | I could not allow that to happen and had to get rid of those spider webs growing in my vagina ASAP. | I could not allow that to happen and had to get | rid of those spider webs growing in my vagina ASAP. |
96,642 | Politicians can’t allow themselves to look or behave like fools. | Politicians can’t allow themselves to | look or behave like fools. |
96,643 | No, Canada’s most famous NFL fan might wear his football tie to apologize to the city, but it’s all bullshit. | No, Canada’s most famous NFL fan might wear his football | tie to apologize to the city, but it’s all bullshit. |
96,644 | You might imagine that it would be exquisitely difficult, even painful, to square that circle, but Donald Trump was not the only massive idiot willing to try. | You might imagine that it would be exquisitely difficult, even painful, to square | that circle, but Donald Trump was not the only massive idiot willing to try. |
96,645 | Having your reproductive parts and breasts removed makes you no less of a woman than having your penis and testicles removed makes you more of one. | Having your reproductive parts and breasts removed makes you no less of a | woman than having your penis and testicles removed makes you more of one. |
96,646 | Instead of ‘boobs‘, for instance, you can search for ‘nude boobs‘. | Instead of ‘boobs‘, for instance, | you can search for ‘nude boobs‘. |
96,647 | 'Tony sucks but so does insulting/wishing death on a guy from behind the safety of your mobile phone,' wrote one man. | 'Tony sucks but so does insulting/wishing death on a guy | from behind the safety of your mobile phone,' wrote one man. |
96,648 | "This may be a first for some of you, but you're going to have balls on your tits," the staffer says. | "This may be a first for some of you, but you | 're going to have balls on your tits," the staffer says. |
96,649 | It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind. | It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at | least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind. |
96,650 | That means ramp... and since this is a balls-to-the-wall fight deck, fuck the creature curve, let's just get to 6 mana and hope we're not dead yet. | That means ramp... and since this is a balls-to-the-wall fight deck, | fuck the creature curve, let's just get to 6 mana and hope we're not dead yet. |
96,651 | What I look for in books is the sickest and weirdest shit out there. | What I look for in books is | the sickest and weirdest shit out there. |
96,652 | "Even though his penis penetrated your vagina, because he stopped, it was not a crime." | "Even though his penis penetrated your vagina, because | he stopped, it was not a crime." |
96,653 | Twitter lit up with outrage, frequently spouting the word “maricon,” Spanish for "fag." | Twitter lit up with outrage, frequently spouting the word | “maricon,” Spanish for "fag." |
96,654 | Adorably irreverent, this is the ideal choice for those Pinterest-loving DIY types who want to suffocate a man by sitting on his face before getting destroyed by his dick. | Adorably irreverent, this is the ideal choice for those Pinterest-loving DIY types who | want to suffocate a man by sitting on his face before getting destroyed by his dick. |
96,655 | Earlier we Badlanded "Pieces of shit for Trump", where little flags are put in dog poop, with the 2008 Pieces of Shit for McCain campaign that also put little flags in dog poop. | Earlier we Badlanded "Pieces of shit for Trump", where little flags are put in dog poop | , with the 2008 Pieces of Shit for McCain campaign that also put little flags in dog poop. |
96,656 | But behind his buddy's back, Masa was sexually abusing his friend's 3-year-old stepdaughter. | But behind his buddy's back, Masa was | sexually abusing his friend's 3-year-old stepdaughter. |
96,657 | While we appreciate Homer for being the hyperbolic-ly satirical embodiment of every American stereotype… they just like that he’s a dumb American doing dumb American things like all dumb Americans do. | While we appreciate Homer for being the hyperbolic-ly satirical embodiment of every American stereotype… they | just like that he’s a dumb American doing dumb American things like all dumb Americans do. |
96,658 | This could be done under a law which was put in place following the Pussy Riot case. | This could be done under a law which was | put in place following the Pussy Riot case. |
96,659 | Because the only two constants in Cleveland Browns football are misery and unwavering devotion from us dumbass loyal fans. | Because the only two constants in Cleveland Browns football are | misery and unwavering devotion from us dumbass loyal fans. |
96,660 | "If my family come they will kill me, if I go back to Saudi Arabia I will be dead," she pleads. | "If my family come they will kill me, if I go | back to Saudi Arabia I will be dead," she pleads. |
96,661 | These are superheroines who have been either depowered, raped, or cut up and stuck in the refrigerator. | These are superheroines who have been either depowered, raped | , or cut up and stuck in the refrigerator. |
96,662 | Casebolt and the other officers allegedly shined a flashlight in Brown's anus after slamming his face repeatedly into the hood of the car. | Casebolt and the other officers allegedly shined a flashlight in Brown's | anus after slamming his face repeatedly into the hood of the car. |
96,663 | Indoors is just full of shitty toys and stupid tv that is all entertaining for about 15mins a day. | Indoors is just full of shitty toys and stupid tv | that is all entertaining for about 15mins a day. |
96,664 | In the study, bullshit was defined technically, rather than colloquially, as an expression that, “…lacks content, logic, or truth from the perspective of natural science.” | In the study, bullshit was defined technically, rather than colloquially, as an expression that | , “…lacks content, logic, or truth from the perspective of natural science.” |
96,665 | No, today, I’m taking a big wide turn around the mainstream to fill you in on the other reasons why you’re so damn flatulent. | No, today, I’m taking a big wide turn around the mainstream | to fill you in on the other reasons why you’re so damn flatulent. |
96,666 | After the WeVibe lawsuit and settlement, we started looking at the security of IoT sex toys again. | After the WeVibe lawsuit and settlement, we started | looking at the security of IoT sex toys again. |
96,667 | This guy used to peel bananas just like I and the rest of the stupid human population do, but then his brilliant friend Britney taught him “The way of the monkeys.” | This guy used to peel bananas just like I and the rest of the stupid human population | do, but then his brilliant friend Britney taught him “The way of the monkeys.” |
96,668 | Scott Sanford’s moronic tweets claiming that pro-choice demonstrators were chanting “Hail Satan!” | Scott Sanford’s moronic tweets claiming that pro- | choice demonstrators were chanting “Hail Satan!” |
96,669 | This, surely, would finally be the one that wasn’t just full of shit. | This, surely, would finally be the | one that wasn’t just full of shit. |
96,670 | Boehner had called Cruz "Lucifer in the flesh" and a "miserable son of a ***.” | Boehner had called Cruz "Lucifer in the flesh" and | a "miserable son of a ***.” |
96,671 | That encapsulates his overarching concept, sure, but Colbert proper knows that he's playing the idiot to more effectively help us find out who the real idiots are. | That encapsulates his overarching concept, sure, but Colbert proper knows that he's | playing the idiot to more effectively help us find out who the real idiots are. |
96,672 | We've covered before that 95 percent of people survive plane crashes, and one of the main reasons is that "kiss your ass goodbye" landing position. | We've covered before that 95 percent of people survive plane crashes, and one | of the main reasons is that "kiss your ass goodbye" landing position. |
96,673 | One breeding bitch on a puppy farm can produce £25,000 worth of pups in her lifetime, so if a supplier has several hundred breeding bitches, they are running a multi-million pound business. | One breeding bitch on a puppy farm can produce £25,000 worth of pups in her lifetime, so | if a supplier has several hundred breeding bitches, they are running a multi-million pound business. |
96,674 | You really feel entitled to the service of black folks, even in death? | You really feel entitled to the service | of black folks, even in death? |
96,675 | Damn those selfish Aborigines; getting in the way of my lifestyle choices. | Damn those selfish Aborigines; getting in | the way of my lifestyle choices. |
96,676 | These thieving sons of bitches took my material and used it to attract readers and viewers which in turn makes them money, none of which was offered to me. | These thieving sons of bitches took my material and used it to attract readers and | viewers which in turn makes them money, none of which was offered to me. |
96,677 | We mean that sincerely because every single artist who is on this list is here because they’re great, not because they suck. | We mean that sincerely because every single artist who is on this | list is here because they’re great, not because they suck. |
96,678 | The girls ask, “What is more offensive: a little girl saying fuck or the fucking unequal sexist way society treats girls and women?” | The girls ask, “What is more offensive: a little girl saying | fuck or the fucking unequal sexist way society treats girls and women?” |
96,679 | Pat: I’m not sure what lesson is to be garnered in this book, unless it’s “don’t wake me up at the crack of dawn again or I will literally f--k you in the ass”. | Pat: I’m not sure what lesson is to be garnered in this book, unless it’s “don’t | wake me up at the crack of dawn again or I will literally f--k you in the ass”. |
96,680 | First dungeon in the game and shit's difficulty was about as high as flex raiding in WoW. | First dungeon in the game and shit's difficulty | was about as high as flex raiding in WoW. |
96,681 | They are extremely powerful and dangerous, but they usuallydon’t attack unless provoked or if you invade their territory.Be warned, they will kill your ass if you are not high level and prepared. | They are extremely powerful and dangerous, but they usuallydon’t attack unless provoked or if you invade their | territory.Be warned, they will kill your ass if you are not high level and prepared. |
96,682 | ‘You telling me that, is the first I’ve heard that Iceman is gay, is Iceman really gay?’ | ‘You telling me that, is the first I’ve | heard that Iceman is gay, is Iceman really gay?’ |
96,683 | 17-year-old: 10.50.24pm 'I should have raped her now cos everyone thinks I did. | 17-year-old: 10.50.24pm 'I should have | raped her now cos everyone thinks I did. |
96,684 | Thank the lord then that this anal attacker has been apprehended by police. | Thank the lord then that this anal | attacker has been apprehended by police. |
96,685 | “Dirty, Filthy, Christians”: Treatise On The Most Dangerous Death Cult In Human History | “Dirty, Filthy, Christians”: Treatise | On The Most Dangerous Death Cult In Human History |
96,686 | White liberal hypocrisy on race is so delightful for conservatives. | White liberal hypocrisy on race | is so delightful for conservatives. |
96,687 | “The show’s empowering message of self-reliance and sportsmanship has convinced me to renew my gym membership so that I one day can launch my opponent across a pool with only my ass muscles. | “The show’s empowering message of self-reliance and sportsmanship has convinced me to renew my gym | membership so that I one day can launch my opponent across a pool with only my ass muscles. |
96,688 | The politically-corrected and the feminists, however, have made it a firm policy of theirs to describe absolutely everybody who disagrees with their views as extremists (e.g. as 'racists' or 'misogynists') and/or as idiots. | The politically-corrected and the feminists, however, have made it a firm policy of theirs to describe absolutely everybody | who disagrees with their views as extremists (e.g. as 'racists' or 'misogynists') and/or as idiots. |
96,689 | She alleges that he groped her breasts, kissed her, and attempted to put his hand up her skirt before she got out of her seat and escaped to coach. | She alleges that he groped her breasts, kissed her, and attempted to put his | hand up her skirt before she got out of her seat and escaped to coach. |
96,690 | She loves pussy just as much as she loves cock and you can see her licking, eating and scissoring other mature women on her personal website as well as taking facials, sucking cocks and fucking like a naughty milf. | She loves pussy just as much as she loves cock and you can see her licking, eating and scissoring other | mature women on her personal website as well as taking facials, sucking cocks and fucking like a naughty milf. |
96,691 | But for those of us who have — and let’s be real, that’s most of us — we know what it feels like to glow-up in the wake of dealing with some absolutely childish shit. | But for those of us who have — and let’s be real, that’s most of us — | we know what it feels like to glow-up in the wake of dealing with some absolutely childish shit. |
96,692 | Did they recall the shirt and issue a new one that looks like, you know, fucking MARYLAND? | Did they recall the shirt and issue a new one | that looks like, you know, fucking MARYLAND? |
96,693 | It would be advisable for those who think that this story can be discounted because you think Edward Snowden is a traitor or Glenn Greenwald is a twitter asshole to read Wyden's entire speech today to Center for American Progress. | It would be advisable for those who think that this story can be discounted because you think Edward Snowden is a | traitor or Glenn Greenwald is a twitter asshole to read Wyden's entire speech today to Center for American Progress. |
96,694 | Look, I get what WBNS was trying to do — save lives or some bullshit like that. | Look, I get what WBNS was trying to | do — save lives or some bullshit like that. |
96,695 | Here are some child prodigies who, to put it mildly, make us look like worthless turds. | Here are some child prodigies who, to put | it mildly, make us look like worthless turds. |
96,696 | Apart from whooping like an idiot and high-fiving everyone within a five-metre radius, of course. | Apart from whooping like an idiot and high-fiving | everyone within a five-metre radius, of course. |
96,697 | People are talking about how “brave” it was and other ridiculous crap. | People are talking about how “brave | ” it was and other ridiculous crap. |
96,698 | Of course what they really want is white women as humbled sex slaves. | Of course what they really want is | white women as humbled sex slaves. |
96,699 | “I’d like to tweet about your murder you f–king parasite,” wrote one anonymous tweeter to Tatchell over the weekend. | “I’d like to tweet about your murder you f–king | parasite,” wrote one anonymous tweeter to Tatchell over the weekend. |
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