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“[…] sitting here trying to remember if a man had ever grabbed me by the vagina against my will and, well, yes, a popular Twitter feminist!
“[…] sitting here trying to remember if a man had ever grabbed me
by the vagina against my will and, well, yes, a popular Twitter feminist!
97,001
“What kind of idiots does one have to take Americans for to think that they can believe that stupid and incompetent [and] absurd [dossier]?”
“What kind of idiots does one have to take Americans for to think that
they can believe that stupid and incompetent [and] absurd [dossier]?”
97,002
Rowling, unhinged GQ critic Keith Olbermann, and others ignorantly pounced on the deceptive tweet as proof that Trump is a heartless monster.
Rowling, unhinged GQ critic Keith Olbermann, and others ignorantly pounced
on the deceptive tweet as proof that Trump is a heartless monster.
97,003
Story: A blond girl caught watching a couple having sex is harshly spanked and whipped.
Story: A blond girl caught watching a
couple having sex is harshly spanked and whipped.
97,004
Csatáry was a particularly repugnant individual, who, as an officer in the Hungarian gendarmerie, ran a brutal camp for some 12,000 Jews in the Slovak city of Kosice.
Csatáry was a particularly repugnant individual, who, as an officer in the Hungarian gendarmerie
, ran a brutal camp for some 12,000 Jews in the Slovak city of Kosice.
97,005
Nadine Montgomery was a woman with diabetes who gave birth by vaginal delivery.
Nadine Montgomery was a woman with diabetes
who gave birth by vaginal delivery.
97,006
Well as you can see, they don’t take any shit at Plusnet, but alas, I had another trick up my sleeve.
Well as you can see, they don’t take any shit at
Plusnet, but alas, I had another trick up my sleeve.
97,007
So I put it in my butt so he could eat it easier and so I didn't have to hold it with my hands.
So I put it in my butt so he could eat it easier
and so I didn't have to hold it with my hands.
97,008
On the downside, it probably won't have anything about chewing bubblegum and kicking ass.
On the downside, it probably won't
have anything about chewing bubblegum and kicking ass.
97,009
Each time I ate cake or decided to watch Dynasty instead of exercise, my inner badass was saying "girl, this sucks."
Each time I ate cake or decided to watch Dynasty instead of exercise
, my inner badass was saying "girl, this sucks."
97,010
So is being a complete asshole, but a lot of men haven't learned all of these lessons yet!
So is being a complete asshole, but a lot
of men haven't learned all of these lessons yet!
97,011
We get away with a lot of shit because people think we have a stable system.
We get away with a lot of shit
because people think we have a stable system.
97,012
Hart is an autistic 3-year-old with dirty-blond hair who loves to kick balls and chase pet chickens around the backyard of his family's DeBary home.
Hart is an autistic 3-year-old with dirty-blond hair who loves to
kick balls and chase pet chickens around the backyard of his family's DeBary home.
97,013
I hate chick lit and get bored with torture porn, but it turns out that putting the two of them together creates the proverbial peanut butter chocolate awesomeness.
I hate chick lit and get bored with torture porn, but it turns out
that putting the two of them together creates the proverbial peanut butter chocolate awesomeness.
97,014
When the reporter argued and asked him if Shias or Ahmadis should leave Pakistan, he said only a moron would want to leave Pakistan because no one calls them a “Paki ba**ard” here.
When the reporter argued and asked him if Shias or Ahmadis should leave Pakistan, he said only
a moron would want to leave Pakistan because no one calls them a “Paki ba**ard” here.
97,015
He raped me,'” Gari reports Roosh as saying during his bizarre recent press coference.
He raped me,'” Gari reports Roosh
as saying during his bizarre recent press coference.
97,016
You're a cocaine dealer from South America, and you just made hundreds of millions of dollars off your delicious dope.
You're a cocaine dealer from South America, and you
just made hundreds of millions of dollars off your delicious dope.
97,017
Detective facing the sack for farting on duty and repeatedly saying 'c**t'
Detective facing the sack for farting on
duty and repeatedly saying 'c**t'
97,018
Donald Trump’s administration and transition into said administration has been such an unmitigated shit show that it’s sucked all the air out of the room in terms of what else is going on in our government.
Donald Trump’s administration and transition into said administration has been such an unmitigated shit show that it’s
sucked all the air out of the room in terms of what else is going on in our government.
97,019
Washington, men with the smallest penises tend to own assault rifles.
Washington, men with the smallest
penises tend to own assault rifles.
97,020
This bloody massacre by Israel on ships that were taking humanitarian aid to Gaza deserves every kind of curse."
This bloody massacre by Israel on ships that were taking
humanitarian aid to Gaza deserves every kind of curse."
97,021
It's definitely not what RNC chairman Reince Priebus wants them talking about right now, but Reince Priebus can go suck an egg.
It's definitely not what RNC chairman Reince Priebus wants them talking
about right now, but Reince Priebus can go suck an egg.
97,022
If others are evil and we are good, then we should kill and torture them with impunity.
If others are evil and we are good,
then we should kill and torture them with impunity.
97,023
Pseudonymous author Publius Decius Mus wrote the equivalent of a pig-roast of #NeverTrump cucks.
Pseudonymous author Publius Decius Mus wrote the equivalent of
a pig-roast of #NeverTrump cucks.
97,024
First of all, that is a disgustingly cheap rhetorical trick and you should be ashamed of yourselves.
First of all, that is a disgustingly cheap
rhetorical trick and you should be ashamed of yourselves.
97,025
Son of a whore, I will curse you in that forum," Duterte told a news conference shortly before flying to Laos to attend a summit.
Son of a whore, I will curse you in that forum,"
Duterte told a news conference shortly before flying to Laos to attend a summit.
97,026
You’re bloated, tired, achy and you just want to meet that little person who has been kicking you for nine months.
You’re bloated, tired, achy and you just want to
meet that little person who has been kicking you for nine months.
97,027
That didn’t stop Frank’s husband, Lee, from telling the press, “We don’t need to deal with that ACLU crap here.”
That didn’t stop Frank’s husband, Lee, from telling the press
, “We don’t need to deal with that ACLU crap here.”
97,028
American Vandal will leave one question on everyone’s minds until the very end: Who drew the dicks?
American Vandal will leave one question on everyone’s minds
until the very end: Who drew the dicks?
97,029
The boyfriend confronted her, punched her in the face several times and then stabbed her.
The boyfriend confronted her, punched her in
the face several times and then stabbed her.
97,030
In order to take advantage of its effects, users need to apply the gel topically and directly onto their penis.
In order to take advantage of its effects, users need
to apply the gel topically and directly onto their penis.
97,031
As Tenbrink stood in front of the protesters with the gun, the Fears brothers shouted "kill them" and "shoot them."
As Tenbrink stood in front of the protesters with the gun, the
Fears brothers shouted "kill them" and "shoot them."
97,032
Magnus Bane: a bisexual character who doesn’t give a shit about how people see him and loves his glitter and dresses however the fuck he wants
Magnus Bane: a bisexual character who doesn’t give a shit about how
people see him and loves his glitter and dresses however the fuck he wants
97,033
A racist thug who made a Nazi salute inside a packed pub and called black people c***s and n*****s was today jailed for almost two years and branded a ‘disgrace to the values of this country’.
A racist thug who made a Nazi salute inside a packed pub and called black people c***s and n*****s
was today jailed for almost two years and branded a ‘disgrace to the values of this country’.
97,034
You’ll find yourself getting so excited, you’ll get sloppy and die repeatedly.
You’ll find yourself getting so excited,
you’ll get sloppy and die repeatedly.
97,035
He was late to set, unreliable under pressure, and smelled like a god-damned titty bar.
He was late to set, unreliable under pressure,
and smelled like a god-damned titty bar.
97,036
They harvest pig brains by blowing them out of the heads with compressed-air guns.
They harvest pig brains by blowing them out
of the heads with compressed-air guns.
97,037
Some of the Victorian-era terms for anal sex are particularly cheeky:
Some of the Victorian-era terms
for anal sex are particularly cheeky:
97,038
That’s why we love it when deponents spice things up by telling attorneys to “suck [their] dick,” or by accusing counsel of asking “stupid-ass questions.”
That’s why we love it when deponents spice things up by telling attorneys to “suck [
their] dick,” or by accusing counsel of asking “stupid-ass questions.”
97,039
First he insulted the Mexicans in the US, branding them rapists and accusing them of being involved in crime and drugs.
First he insulted the Mexicans in the US, branding them
rapists and accusing them of being involved in crime and drugs.
97,040
They are an infernal pest, sucking the blood out of people and leaving a nasty, itchy rash.
They are an infernal pest, sucking the blood out
of people and leaving a nasty, itchy rash.
97,041
Create your character and start chasing horny gay guys that crave your dick.
Create your character and start chasing horny
gay guys that crave your dick.
97,042
I can’t get caught up in the racial, sexist bullshit he’s got going on.
I can’t get caught up in the racial
, sexist bullshit he’s got going on.
97,043
Their topsy-turvy outlook, often very funny in itself, sets up the comedy of the video commentaries, in which Beavis and Butt-Head, who admire all sorts of stupid stuff, nonetheless find certain stupid stuff to be inauthentically stupid, and therefore beneath them.
Their topsy-turvy outlook, often very funny in itself, sets up the comedy of the video commentaries, in which Beavis and Butt
-Head, who admire all sorts of stupid stuff, nonetheless find certain stupid stuff to be inauthentically stupid, and therefore beneath them.
97,044
The DCCC said that democrats should listen to what BLM has to say, nod their head like they give a shit, and then ignore all of their concerns when they leave.
The DCCC said that democrats should listen to what BLM has to say, nod their head
like they give a shit, and then ignore all of their concerns when they leave.
97,045
I stood outside the club for a minute talking to some guy about how radio today has become completely stupid.
I stood outside the club for a minute talking to
some guy about how radio today has become completely stupid.
97,046
Demon's Souls has a reputation for being something of a bastard in terms of difficulty.
Demon's Souls has a reputation for being
something of a bastard in terms of difficulty.
97,047
In this fucked-up fat-shaming society, I have been in real danger and I didn’t even know that until a month ago.
In this fucked-up fat-shaming society, I have been in
real danger and I didn’t even know that until a month ago.
97,048
I don’t need to tell you that Austin Davis is a shitty quarterback.
I don’t need to tell you
that Austin Davis is a shitty quarterback.
97,049
A soundtrack to getting high and driving around in your shitty car in your small town, occasionally getting laid…occasionally getting laid out at the local liquor store by an older dude.
A soundtrack to getting high and driving around in your shitty car in your small town,
occasionally getting laid…occasionally getting laid out at the local liquor store by an older dude.
97,050
"It's not that he's dumb, he's just neural parasited by a retarded infestor"-Day 9
"It's not that he's dumb,
he's just neural parasited by a retarded infestor"-Day 9
97,051
The only certainty is that you feel like shit and you need to get out.
The only certainty is that you feel like
shit and you need to get out.
97,052
In case you’re stupid: all of Baroness’ full-length albums to date have been named after a color, and that color, duh, dominates the cover art, too:
In case you’re stupid: all of Baroness’ full-length albums to date have been
named after a color, and that color, duh, dominates the cover art, too:
97,053
It's weird to have that kind of "relationship," where you maintain regular contact with a person just because they like to masturbate with your used underwear, but in a way, it's less personal than porn acting.
It's weird to have that kind of "relationship," where you maintain regular contact with a person just because
they like to masturbate with your used underwear, but in a way, it's less personal than porn acting.
97,054
To borrow phrasing from you, Senator, I would call you low-life scum.
To borrow phrasing from you, Senator,
I would call you low-life scum.
97,055
Someone, somewhere along the line, made a decision that makes King look like something he was not: an arrogant jerk.
Someone, somewhere along the line, made a decision that makes
King look like something he was not: an arrogant jerk.
97,056
Reasonably, the Tower persona Mara has been censored for looking too much like a penis.
Reasonably, the Tower persona Mara has been
censored for looking too much like a penis.
97,057
First, the terms feeble-minded, idiot, imbecile, and moron were all clinical terms that were in full use at the turn of the century.
First, the terms feeble-minded, idiot, imbecile, and moron were
all clinical terms that were in full use at the turn of the century.
97,058
Thus, upon this supposedly altruistic event was imposed the very American notion that second place sucks.
Thus, upon this supposedly altruistic event was imposed
the very American notion that second place sucks.
97,059
After following him, the 25-year-old saw the extent of his injuries, which had resulted in a wound to his penis.
After following him, the 25-year-old saw the extent of
his injuries, which had resulted in a wound to his penis.
97,060
In fact, when extended, the usually coiled penis of the Argentine lake duck is longer than the bird itself.
In fact, when extended, the usually coiled penis of
the Argentine lake duck is longer than the bird itself.
97,061
The extra nipple made you quietly dislike this guy, which was super jerky of you, as he was actually pretty nice.
The extra nipple made you quietly dislike this guy, which was
super jerky of you, as he was actually pretty nice.
97,062
Thanks to Kara Brown at Jezebel for bringing my attention to this amazing bit of entitled bullshit that was posted on Craigslist.
Thanks to Kara Brown at Jezebel for bringing my attention to
this amazing bit of entitled bullshit that was posted on Craigslist.
97,063
But when it comes to phalloplasty, the surgical fabrication of a new penis, Crowley says, “I’m on the fence.”
But when it comes to phalloplasty, the surgical fabrication of a new
penis, Crowley says, “I’m on the fence.”
97,064
Obviously, in tier 8 light tank terms, the historical version is complete shit as it is now, so what I think they will do is this:
Obviously, in tier 8 light tank terms, the historical version is complete shit
as it is now, so what I think they will do is this:
97,065
Teddy Roosevelt suffered from Athsma and severe nearsightedness, but still managed to kick more ass than a six-legged robotic ass-kicking machine with the "kick asses" dial set to eleven.
Teddy Roosevelt suffered from Athsma and severe nearsightedness, but still managed to kick more ass than a
six-legged robotic ass-kicking machine with the "kick asses" dial set to eleven.
97,066
“Welcome to the unbelievers: Your women will be our whores, your children our slaves”
“Welcome to the unbelievers: Your women will
be our whores, your children our slaves”
97,067
Turning to former rival Marco Rubio ludicrous attempt to boost his flagging campaign by making jokes about the size of Trump’s penis, Flynt said there might be something there.
Turning to former rival Marco Rubio ludicrous attempt to boost his flagging campaign by making jokes
about the size of Trump’s penis, Flynt said there might be something there.
97,068
Trump endorsed a pedophile because he is too lazy or stupid to learn the full story that whispers about Roy Moore have been around for decades.
Trump endorsed a pedophile because he is too lazy or stupid to learn
the full story that whispers about Roy Moore have been around for decades.
97,069
It came from us trying to answer one question, which is: 'Why the hell would you not leave this group of ass*$#%?'
It came from us trying to answer one question, which is:
'Why the hell would you not leave this group of ass*$#%?'
97,070
"It is so absurd it borders on total stupidity," said Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov, according to Reuters.
"It is so absurd it borders on total stupidity,
" said Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov, according to Reuters.
97,071
Even if she doesn’t have a golden pussy, if a girl tells you they have one, isn’t your interest immediately peaked?
Even if she doesn’t have a golden pussy, if a girl
tells you they have one, isn’t your interest immediately peaked?
97,072
They are the lowest of low; and it is their goal to separate you, the stupid small time hard-working investor, from your hard earned money selling you shit stocks from companies with little to show for their promises of fame and fortune.
They are the lowest of low; and it is their goal to separate you, the stupid small time hard-working investor
, from your hard earned money selling you shit stocks from companies with little to show for their promises of fame and fortune.
97,073
As she refused to say, her father held her prisoner inside a hut and decided to kill her.
As she refused to say, her father held her
prisoner inside a hut and decided to kill her.
97,074
partyphone Originally Posted by oh give me a break. this is a transparent attempt by gamergate to smear an outspoken opponent. don't get suckered in by the bullshit.
partyphone Originally Posted by oh give me a break. this is a transparent attempt by
gamergate to smear an outspoken opponent. don't get suckered in by the bullshit.
97,075
It was a stupid thing to do and we apologise for any offence caused Matthew Marshall, St Andrews Conservative Association
It was a stupid thing to do and we apologise
for any offence caused Matthew Marshall, St Andrews Conservative Association
97,076
Has Morley Safer Ever Told John Miller This Story?: 'Look, If You Think Any American Official Is Going to Tell You the Truth, Then You're Stupid'
Has Morley Safer Ever Told John Miller This Story?: 'Look, If You
Think Any American Official Is Going to Tell You the Truth, Then You're Stupid'
97,077
A New York City policeman has been arrested for an alleged plot to kidnap women, rape and torture them and then cook and eat their body parts.
A New York City policeman has been arrested for an alleged plot to kidnap
women, rape and torture them and then cook and eat their body parts.
97,078
Both your breasts and your baby bump will continue to grow into the third trimester.
Both your breasts and your baby bump will
continue to grow into the third trimester.
97,079
In less than one minute she called President Trump – ‘Narcissist’, ‘Mentally Ill’, ‘Not Well’, ‘Ignorant’, ‘Stupid’, ‘says he can grab women anywhere’ and insinuated that he might have homosexual tendencies.
In less than one minute she called President Trump – ‘Narcissist’, ‘Mentally Ill’, ‘Not Well’,
‘Ignorant’, ‘Stupid’, ‘says he can grab women anywhere’ and insinuated that he might have homosexual tendencies.
97,080
Another said: "If I meet you in an alley you will definitely get fucked."
Another said: "If I meet you in
an alley you will definitely get fucked."
97,081
I hope for the reformed slut, but she is a rare bird and once she’s reformed, who is to say she’ll be so exciting anymore?
I hope for the reformed slut, but she is a rare bird and once
she’s reformed, who is to say she’ll be so exciting anymore?
97,082
It comes with a LIFETIME guarantee from manufacturer against anything but stupid.
It comes with a LIFETIME guarantee
from manufacturer against anything but stupid.
97,083
When you say something that you know is totally false and you do it under oath, yeah, you're a liar, you're a perjurer."
When you say something that you know is totally false and you do it under
oath, yeah, you're a liar, you're a perjurer."
97,084
I know this because Florida just voted for a new and improved water bill on Tuesday and it’s full of fracking garbage.
I know this because Florida just voted for a new and improved
water bill on Tuesday and it’s full of fracking garbage.
97,085
Dear bisexuals, biphobes, homophobes, shopkeepers and amphibians.
Dear bisexuals, biphobes,
homophobes, shopkeepers and amphibians.
97,086
Can the entire online right just get its shit together and finally comprehend there is no such thing as an "online poll"?
Can the entire online right just get its shit together and finally
comprehend there is no such thing as an "online poll"?
97,087
Ivan Okhlobystin, a popular star with fiercely conservative views, told an audience in the Siberian city of Novosibirsk that all homosexuals should be burned alive.
Ivan Okhlobystin, a popular star with fiercely conservative views, told an audience
in the Siberian city of Novosibirsk that all homosexuals should be burned alive.
97,088
“Just ask yourself, what is more important; the leader of the opposition buying an ill-fitting suit off the peg, or the prime minister putting his penis in the mouth of a dead pig?
“Just ask yourself, what is more important; the leader of the opposition buying an ill-fitting
suit off the peg, or the prime minister putting his penis in the mouth of a dead pig?
97,089
Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte called Barack Obama a "son of a whore" on Monday as he vowed not to be lectured by the US leader on human rights when they meet in Laos.
Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte called Barack Obama a "son of a whore" on Monday as he
vowed not to be lectured by the US leader on human rights when they meet in Laos.
97,090
There is no distinction between "vaginal" or "clitoral" or "G spot" orgasms since all orgasms are centered in the clitoris.
There is no distinction between "vaginal" or "clitoral" or
"G spot" orgasms since all orgasms are centered in the clitoris.
97,091
see also NYPD worker describes moment cop flung semen on her The ​worker who had semen tossed on her leg by...
see also NYPD worker describes moment cop flung semen on her
The ​worker who had semen tossed on her leg by...
97,092
This guy consistently churns out shit films, one after another, and if you ask him,his commentary on theDVD after he replaced the late Lucio Fulci, this wine-soaked hack actually thinks hethe film when he took over!
This guy consistently churns out shit films, one after another, and if you ask him,his commentary on theDVD
after he replaced the late Lucio Fulci, this wine-soaked hack actually thinks hethe film when he took over!
97,093
I am so tired about writing about this bailout bullshit and nobody cares anyway so to hell with it, this IS my last post on this issue.
I am so tired about writing about this bailout bullshit and nobody cares anyway
so to hell with it, this IS my last post on this issue.
97,094
The character is a wrecking ball in motion, looking to punch, kick and batarang his way through any lackey or grunt stupid enough to get in his way.
The character is a wrecking ball in motion, looking to punch, kick and
batarang his way through any lackey or grunt stupid enough to get in his way.
97,095
Every time you think it might not be so bad after all they call on the **STATS GUY** who confirms, with the demeanour of an overworked IT support worker that yes, we’re all fucked, and we’re fucked until 2020.
Every time you think it might not be so bad after all they call on the **STATS GUY** who confirms
, with the demeanour of an overworked IT support worker that yes, we’re all fucked, and we’re fucked until 2020.
97,096
If the roles were reversed and the conversation was on medicine, Krugman would have likely sounded like a village idiot in the discussion.
If the roles were reversed and the conversation was on medicine,
Krugman would have likely sounded like a village idiot in the discussion.
97,097
If you're going to call a newspaper editor and complain because you think that they mispelled a word in their headline, you better make sure you're right or the internet will make you look like a fool.
If you're going to call a newspaper editor and complain because you think that they mispelled a word in
their headline, you better make sure you're right or the internet will make you look like a fool.
97,098
And now it’ll go to the radio now that it’s wrong, motherfucker.
And now it’ll go to the radio
now that it’s wrong, motherfucker.
97,099
idiot media holds against what can easily be the most honorable candidate in not just the GOP's but all party ranks.
idiot media holds against what can easily be the most honorable
candidate in not just the GOP's but all party ranks.