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"Even when a woman has her period, there is nothing to prevent her husband from using her body for pleasure so long as he avoids the vagina...
"Even when a woman has her period, there is nothing to prevent her
husband from using her body for pleasure so long as he avoids the vagina...
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WHY YOU GOT THAT SHIT IT DOESNT LOOK GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY YOU GOT THAT SHIT IT DOESNT LOOK GOOD!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“I slowly peel the aluminum foil off the pan to behold a plethora of sugar cookie and frosting vaginas,” the teacher shared.
“I slowly peel the aluminum foil off the pan to behold a
plethora of sugar cookie and frosting vaginas,” the teacher shared.
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But let’s be clear: The real Pandagon is housed here on Raw Story, and anyone else using that name is a sleazy, corrupt, piece of shit.
But let’s be clear: The real Pandagon is housed here on Raw Story,
and anyone else using that name is a sleazy, corrupt, piece of shit.
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Microsoft probably gets thousands of lifeless, dogshit applications like that every day.
Microsoft probably gets thousands of lifeless,
dogshit applications like that every day.
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Thursday they confronted Smith, who was standing behind a fence outside the business allegedly masturbating and waving at other shoppers in the parking lot, PCPD reported.
Thursday they confronted Smith, who was standing behind a fence outside the business
allegedly masturbating and waving at other shoppers in the parking lot, PCPD reported.
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“It sounds like this myth of a thing,” he remarked, “but I swear on my life – all this shit.”
“It sounds like this myth of a thing,” he remarked
, “but I swear on my life – all this shit.”
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He called the airport cops… No shit, I was just detained at SFO for 30 minutes for calling someone a sissy.”
He called the airport cops… No shit, I was just
detained at SFO for 30 minutes for calling someone a sissy.”
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When the authorities banned the phrase cào nǐ mā, or "fuck your mother", from the Chinese internet, in the name of combating vulgarity, the Chinese were quick to coin an internet hero, the Grass Mud Horse, whose name is a near homophone: Cǎo Ní Mǎ.
When the authorities banned the phrase cào nǐ mā, or "fuck your mother", from the Chinese internet, in the name of combating
vulgarity, the Chinese were quick to coin an internet hero, the Grass Mud Horse, whose name is a near homophone: Cǎo Ní Mǎ.
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He absentmindedly unrolled a sucker from its wrapper and placed it in his mouth, eyes still glued to the filigree pendant that was dangling from Robin’s neck, a good three inches above her generous cleavage.
He absentmindedly unrolled a sucker from its wrapper and placed it in his mouth, eyes still glued to
the filigree pendant that was dangling from Robin’s neck, a good three inches above her generous cleavage.
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Let them live there do not try to watch them now, trust me they are shit.
Let them live there do not try to watch
them now, trust me they are shit.
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Shoshana Devora worries that there is underlying misogyny in critics’ attempts to shame Jeremy Hunt by comparing him to female genitalia – we should be talking about our cunts in a celebratory way
Shoshana Devora worries that there is underlying misogyny in critics’ attempts to shame Jeremy Hunt by
comparing him to female genitalia – we should be talking about our cunts in a celebratory way
97,212
Posting a Group Photo on Your Online Dating Profile Is Stupid, According to Science
Posting a Group Photo on Your Online
Dating Profile Is Stupid, According to Science
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Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909 Percival: I've come from the future to save your life!
Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909 Percival:
I've come from the future to save your life!
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Immediately after the referendum announcement, Jeremy Corbyn swung into action by doing f**k all.
Immediately after the referendum announcement, Jeremy Corbyn
swung into action by doing f**k all.
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"To hell with Bruce Willis, this Canadian just put the ‘eh’ in ‘yippee ki yay motherf––er,’" Colbert said.
"To hell with Bruce Willis, this Canadian just put the ‘
eh’ in ‘yippee ki yay motherf––er,’" Colbert said.
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Once her son was drunk, Spacey stuck his hand inside her son’s pants and grabbed his genitals, she said.
Once her son was drunk, Spacey stuck his hand inside
her son’s pants and grabbed his genitals, she said.
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It says the whites were killers, rapists, murderers, thieves and other scum.
It says the whites were killers, rapists
, murderers, thieves and other scum.
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“The revolution will be black-led and intersectional or it will be bullshit”.
“The revolution will be black-led
and intersectional or it will be bullshit”.
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You amble into the match, obviously maladapted for some bizarre reason, and you end up getting your ass dropkicked like a football again.
You amble into the match, obviously maladapted for some bizarre reason,
and you end up getting your ass dropkicked like a football again.
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The female lowers her head to lick the shaft or the base of the male's penis but does not lick the glans penis which has already penetrated the vagina.
The female lowers her head to lick the shaft or the base of the male
's penis but does not lick the glans penis which has already penetrated the vagina.
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You not only lost by not making this movie, you came in dead last with every other idiot director who decided to make any movie that wasn't this.
You not only lost by not making this movie, you came in dead last
with every other idiot director who decided to make any movie that wasn't this.
97,222
It also didn’t help Trump to be retweeting things about how Cruz’s wife was butt-ugly.
It also didn’t help Trump to be retweeting things
about how Cruz’s wife was butt-ugly.
97,223
And instead of bitching about the lockout, hockey fans can now bitch about their team.
And instead of bitching about the lockout,
hockey fans can now bitch about their team.
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The amendments contained in C-377 to the Income Tax Act are sweeping, broad and idiotic.
The amendments contained in C-377 to the Income
Tax Act are sweeping, broad and idiotic.
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They have confirmed what most of us already suspected: You're a terrible, hypocritical driver.
They have confirmed what most of us already suspected
: You're a terrible, hypocritical driver.
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Conservatives Hit Reagan on Treaty : One Calls President 'a Useful Idiot' of Soviets; Criticism of Accord Mounts
Conservatives Hit Reagan on Treaty : One Calls President '
a Useful Idiot' of Soviets; Criticism of Accord Mounts
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If your going to nerf a fucking item NERF everything don't fucking target one item or two.
If your going to nerf a fucking item NERF
everything don't fucking target one item or two.
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Stark said, "Look," unzipped and pulled down his pants then showed the girl his penis, according to deputies.
Stark said, "Look," unzipped and pulled down his
pants then showed the girl his penis, according to deputies.
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“I’d just like to wish him a speedy recovery with his hurt vagina.
“I’d just like to wish him
a speedy recovery with his hurt vagina.
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They just couldn’t pull it out because of dumb luck in overtime as well as some brain fart coaching and poor clock management by ASU’s coaches late in regulation.
They just couldn’t pull it out because of dumb luck in overtime as well as
some brain fart coaching and poor clock management by ASU’s coaches late in regulation.
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Slouched over all fucking South Korean internet cafe Starcraft stylee.
Slouched over all fucking South
Korean internet cafe Starcraft stylee.
97,232
Advising Huang that the pair’s phones could be bugged was merely stating the obvious as well as stupid.
Advising Huang that the pair’s phones could be bugged
was merely stating the obvious as well as stupid.
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Without further introduction, below is the reason why, if I fuck you, I am guaranteed going to lie to you.
Without further introduction, below is the reason why, if I
fuck you, I am guaranteed going to lie to you.
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Hit them in the brain, metaphorically. Do it, because one day you’ll be able to want to tell your horrible children that you were on the right side of history for something. Tags 2 Comments
Hit them in the brain, metaphorically. Do it, because one day you’ll be able to want to
tell your horrible children that you were on the right side of history for something. Tags 2 Comments
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pretty sure no one want someone like that who never even does anything , just makes it harder for everyone actually doing something fucking useful for the lgbt community
pretty sure no one want someone like that who never even does anything ,
just makes it harder for everyone actually doing something fucking useful for the lgbt community
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At least not if he tells anyone that he made this piece of shit.
At least not if he tells anyone
that he made this piece of shit.
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x @realDonaldTrump An American died here too, simply because he was black.
x @realDonaldTrump An American died here too
, simply because he was black.
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‘Just seen a Russian luger called Semen, and now a German ski jumper called Andreas Wank.
‘Just seen a Russian luger called Semen,
and now a German ski jumper called Andreas Wank.
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Then people will be shaking their heads like, 'What the f**k is going on?'" ...
Then people will be shaking their heads like, '
What the f**k is going on?'" ...
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His transformation from surly asshole into sensitive guy comes through in a big way when he gives Belle an enormous, beautiful library.
His transformation from surly asshole into sensitive guy comes through in a
big way when he gives Belle an enormous, beautiful library.
97,241
I've had my ass kicked a million times by crashes but have gotten better at avoiding these things with each successive postmortem I've conducted.
I've had my ass kicked a million times by crashes but have
gotten better at avoiding these things with each successive postmortem I've conducted.
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Also, he lost a round on his own by pushing down mid with a fucking scout.
Also, he lost a round on his own
by pushing down mid with a fucking scout.
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“Grow up, you silly little man…A Hollywood actor sitting with a paper bag over his head who did nothing as he claims a woman ‘raped’ him has not been raped.”
“Grow up, you silly little man…A Hollywood actor sitting with a paper bag over his
head who did nothing as he claims a woman ‘raped’ him has not been raped.”
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I hit the power button, mentally preparing myself to spend the next hour being called synonyms for penis by 14-year-old boys.
I hit the power button, mentally preparing myself to spend the
next hour being called synonyms for penis by 14-year-old boys.
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“Wouldn’t you love to see one of these NFL owners, when somebody disrespects our flag, to say, ‘Get that son of a bitch off the field right now, he’s fired’?”
“Wouldn’t you love to see one of these NFL owners, when somebody disrespects our flag, to
say, ‘Get that son of a bitch off the field right now, he’s fired’?”
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Hadid has commented on the "male-dominated" nature of the architecture realm before, so we doubt she'd be happy to see The Guardian misattribute her latest design feat Vagina Stadium to male "bigwigs" (Hadid is a vagina-equipped female).
Hadid has commented on the "male-dominated" nature of the architecture realm before, so we doubt she'd be happy to
see The Guardian misattribute her latest design feat Vagina Stadium to male "bigwigs" (Hadid is a vagina-equipped female).
97,247
A food-analytics start-up (Christ, these fucking buzzwords) has apparently found evidence of things in hot dogs that, uh...aren’t supposed to be there.
A food-analytics start-up (Christ, these fucking buzzwords) has apparently
found evidence of things in hot dogs that, uh...aren’t supposed to be there.
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I saw some stupid ones, too, like the insulting and endless demeaning of women by GoDaddy, or something about a kid relieving himself in pool.
I saw some stupid ones, too, like the insulting and endless demeaning
of women by GoDaddy, or something about a kid relieving himself in pool.
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I can safely say I would rather entertain rabid howler monkeys with a sock-puppet made from my own scrotum than spend so much as one more minute in a C/N/PICU with my child.
I can safely say I would rather entertain rabid howler monkeys with a sock-puppet made from my own
scrotum than spend so much as one more minute in a C/N/PICU with my child.
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I'm not sure which is more insulting: The denial, or the implication that consumers are actually stupid enough to accept such an obvious lie.
I'm not sure which is more insulting: The denial, or the
implication that consumers are actually stupid enough to accept such an obvious lie.
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A Sydney priest who used a webcam to broadcast himself masturbating to a person he believed was a 13-year-old girl will be behind bars for at least six months.
A Sydney priest who used a webcam to broadcast himself masturbating to a person he believed
was a 13-year-old girl will be behind bars for at least six months.
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The interviewers asked, "On average, over the past 12 months, how often did you masturbate?"
The interviewers asked, "On average, over the
past 12 months, how often did you masturbate?"
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People soon change their minds when it looks like you are going to kill them.”
People soon change their minds when it looks
like you are going to kill them.”
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ET hour being filled with the reassuringly familiar, giant head of Gordon Ramsay bellowing at another pantry of idiots on Hell’s Kitchen.
ET hour being filled with the reassuringly familiar, giant head of
Gordon Ramsay bellowing at another pantry of idiots on Hell’s Kitchen.
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I posted something about a possible sleeper cell being taken out and a bunch of whiny racists jumped in to bitch about the fact that the news covered some Muslim guys dying and used it to rail against both Muslims and Blacks.
I posted something about a possible sleeper cell being taken out and a bunch of whiny racists jumped in to bitch
about the fact that the news covered some Muslim guys dying and used it to rail against both Muslims and Blacks.
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"Holy shit, that is the base model generic white guy — I don't know where his hands end and the lawnmower begins," he joked.
"Holy shit, that is the base model generic white guy — I do
n't know where his hands end and the lawnmower begins," he joked.
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According to the Houston Press, the cops were called because a man was passed out in a Whataburger, which is apparently one of those exotic fast food joints that makes middle Americans so damn fat.
According to the Houston Press, the cops were called because a man was passed out in a Whataburger
, which is apparently one of those exotic fast food joints that makes middle Americans so damn fat.
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"As I got near the Aotea Quay turnoff on the motorway this idiot passed me at a hell of a speed.
"As I got near the Aotea Quay turnoff on the
motorway this idiot passed me at a hell of a speed.
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According to the teacher: 'Baffled and completely caught off guard I slowly peel the aluminum foil off the pan to behold a plethora of sugar cookie and frosting vaginas.
According to the teacher: 'Baffled and completely caught off guard I slowly peel the
aluminum foil off the pan to behold a plethora of sugar cookie and frosting vaginas.
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Britney Spears's Twitter also fell victim, with hackers announcing that her vagina is "4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth."
Britney Spears's Twitter also fell victim, with hackers announcing that
her vagina is "4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth."
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If it goes one inch further, I’m going to start killing people."
If it goes one inch further, I
’m going to start killing people."
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Get the stick out of your ass. you said “i guess they couldnt help themselves” about a male victim of #rape not to mention it was interpreted that way by a number of people theres no reason not to grow up and apologize
Get the stick out of your ass. you said “i guess they couldnt help themselves” about a male victim of
#rape not to mention it was interpreted that way by a number of people theres no reason not to grow up and apologize
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Simple enter your wrist circumference or bracelet size in the notes to seller and I will craft your bracelet with perfect fit.
Simple enter your wrist circumference or bracelet size in the notes
to seller and I will craft your bracelet with perfect fit.
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Guys, they're truly f*****g desperate - there's no remaining Trump scandal that's credible.”
Guys, they're truly f*****g desperate - there
's no remaining Trump scandal that's credible.”
97,265
When thinkers like Beavis and Butt-Head and Eric Cartman have decreed that reading "sucks ass," Jaffe's text and illustrations have made literacy as delightful for me and millions of other youngsters as any other vice.
When thinkers like Beavis and Butt-Head and Eric Cartman have decreed that reading "sucks ass," Jaffe
's text and illustrations have made literacy as delightful for me and millions of other youngsters as any other vice.
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It was a printout of a tweet that read, “@realDonaldTrump: Look at that, you son of a bitch.”
It was a printout of a tweet that read, “@realDonaldTrump
: Look at that, you son of a bitch.”
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Scroll through the many pictures of you, your dumb friends, and your crazy family.
Scroll through the many pictures of you,
your dumb friends, and your crazy family.
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Last week, event organizers decided to scrap São Conrado from the event all together, due to potential health risks caused by it’s shit-infested waters.
Last week, event organizers decided to scrap São Conrado from the event all together
, due to potential health risks caused by it’s shit-infested waters.
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Hammer chucking monkeys, a lanky binary string bean, a suspect princess–the denizens of this half-world where the narrator moans, “I dare eat a peach, I dare eat a peach, I dare eat a peach.”
Hammer chucking monkeys, a lanky binary string bean, a suspect princess–the denizens of this half-world where the
narrator moans, “I dare eat a peach, I dare eat a peach, I dare eat a peach.”
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If you can't carry a load equal to your bodyweight in each hand for 15 meters, your grip sucks.
If you can't carry a load equal to your bodyweight
in each hand for 15 meters, your grip sucks.
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I imagine Harbaugh is probably an asshole and might be tough to work with sometimes, but good lord.
I imagine Harbaugh is probably an asshole and might be
tough to work with sometimes, but good lord.
97,272
In a hall with posters on the wall, declaring: “No anal sex in schools thanks,” and “Women make lousy Dads/Men make lousy Mums”, speakers took turns to berate the left, and to bemoan an increasingly secular society.
In a hall with posters on the wall, declaring: “No anal sex in schools thanks,” and “Women make
lousy Dads/Men make lousy Mums”, speakers took turns to berate the left, and to bemoan an increasingly secular society.
97,273
He famously said of viewing Earth from space: “You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, 'Look at that, you son of a bitch.’
He famously said of viewing Earth from space: “You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and
drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, 'Look at that, you son of a bitch.’
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Matter of fact, I'd give you even odds that it's the largest collection of Kim Kaphwan pictures on the entire damn internet.
Matter of fact, I'd give you even odds that it's
the largest collection of Kim Kaphwan pictures on the entire damn internet.
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So, let me just say it for the record: dieting is really fucking hard.
So, let me just say it for
the record: dieting is really fucking hard.
97,276
I am not a ballistician, but I know a load of crap when I see it.
I am not a ballistician, but I know
a load of crap when I see it.
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Dangerous idiots: how the liberal media elite failed working-class Americans Read more
Dangerous idiots: how the liberal media
elite failed working-class Americans Read more
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“All of you who are into drugs, you sons of bitches, I will really kill you,” he stated prior to the election.
“All of you who are into drugs, you sons of bitches,
I will really kill you,” he stated prior to the election.
97,279
Al-Baghdadi announced that the Great Satan America and its lapdog Games Workshop had fallen to a new low, after learning he’s wasted the last six months painting a whole shitload of skeletons.
Al-Baghdadi announced that the Great Satan America and its lapdog Games Workshop had fallen to a
new low, after learning he’s wasted the last six months painting a whole shitload of skeletons.
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1. By taking a male human being, removing his penis, and drilling a hole between his legs, he is a woman.
1. By taking a male human being, removing his penis,
and drilling a hole between his legs, he is a woman.
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A woman who received an unsolicited picture of a penis from a man she didn't know responded by giving him a dose of his own medicine.
A woman who received an unsolicited picture of a penis from a man she
didn't know responded by giving him a dose of his own medicine.
97,282
Kirsten Gillibrand a whore is not fit to clean the toilets in the Barack Obama Presidential Library or to shine the shoes of George W.
Kirsten Gillibrand a whore is not fit to clean the toilets in
the Barack Obama Presidential Library or to shine the shoes of George W.
97,283
Over the summer, he led a “Fuck Donald Trump” chant at the Reading Festival.
Over the summer, he led a “Fuck
Donald Trump” chant at the Reading Festival.
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At this point, we thought we had seen it all when it came to sleek ass record designs.
At this point, we thought we had seen it
all when it came to sleek ass record designs.
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Fuck these people for pretending the issue is the advocates for men and boys, as opposed to the real problem: the violent thugs calling themselves feminists who barricade doors and try to stop a non-violent human rights movement that gives a shit about men and boys.
Fuck these people for pretending the issue is the advocates for men and boys, as opposed to the real problem: the violent thugs
calling themselves feminists who barricade doors and try to stop a non-violent human rights movement that gives a shit about men and boys.
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“I don’t want to call them n*ggers, sh*t I just went to Myrtle Beach (with) 24 guys, and I was the only white guy.
“I don’t want to call them n*ggers, sh*t I just went to
Myrtle Beach (with) 24 guys, and I was the only white guy.
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Labia are the lips or folds of skin that sit on either side of the vaginal opening.
Labia are the lips or folds of skin that
sit on either side of the vaginal opening.
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Not too pretentious, but a bit more literary than my standard ass-kicking fare.
Not too pretentious, but a bit more
literary than my standard ass-kicking fare.
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I’d stop their pocket money or I’d dish out loads of old photos of them with nappies full of shit and put that on the internet and say, ‘cop that, dickhead’,” said Liam.
I’d stop their pocket money or I’d dish out loads of old photos of them with nappies full of
shit and put that on the internet and say, ‘cop that, dickhead’,” said Liam.
97,290
When did you stop seeing a breast, and started seeing a sexual object?
When did you stop seeing a breast
, and started seeing a sexual object?
97,291
Like the famous sci-fi character that introduced her to millions of fans around the world, Carrie Fisher had no patience for bullshit.
Like the famous sci-fi character that introduced her to millions of
fans around the world, Carrie Fisher had no patience for bullshit.
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His jumbo Jarhead image evokes the old Meat Rack argument “He’s too dumb to fuck/ Nobody that hot is too dumb to fuck.”
His jumbo Jarhead image evokes the old Meat Rack argument “He’s
too dumb to fuck/ Nobody that hot is too dumb to fuck.”
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Once inserted, the material dissolves, and the microbicide is absorbed into the vagina within six minutes.
Once inserted, the material dissolves, and the
microbicide is absorbed into the vagina within six minutes.
97,294
Then Lair of the Shadow Broker dropped, and I was all, “Oh shit!
Then Lair of the Shadow Broker dropped,
and I was all, “Oh shit!
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You feel like a piece of s**t, none of your friends like you, your parents don't like you, but you have a movie at the end."
You feel like a piece of s**t, none of your friends like you, your
parents don't like you, but you have a movie at the end."
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Blacks in particular lag far behind, with an average score of 428 out of 800, significantly below the average score of 534 for whites and 598 for Asians.
Blacks in particular lag far behind, with an average score of 428 out of
800, significantly below the average score of 534 for whites and 598 for Asians.
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"All we've got is reports of some kind of humanoid eating people.
"All we've got is reports
of some kind of humanoid eating people.
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(Most of these writers were more likely to find Santorum stupid before he made that comment.)
(Most of these writers were more likely to
find Santorum stupid before he made that comment.)
97,299
When Housewife fans heard Jim tell Rino, “No but I think he F*cked your mother” viewers jaws fell straight down to the ground!
When Housewife fans heard Jim tell Rino, “No but I think
he F*cked your mother” viewers jaws fell straight down to the ground!