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97,300 | P.S.: Jill, It's been 15+ years but it still bothers me... I know you took the bacon off my sandwich in the fridge. The only reason I didn't say something was that I needed your help on a presentation. I bet you're still a jerk! | P.S.: Jill, It's been 15+ years but it still bothers me... I know you took the bacon off my sandwich in the | fridge. The only reason I didn't say something was that I needed your help on a presentation. I bet you're still a jerk! |
97,301 | If you thought you'd heard the last about nipples in Asheville, you're wrong. | If you thought you'd heard the last | about nipples in Asheville, you're wrong. |
97,302 | If a sex club employs a human toilet, can the toilet's religious beliefs be used to determine who can and can't piss in its mouth? | If a sex club employs a human toilet, can the toilet's religious | beliefs be used to determine who can and can't piss in its mouth? |
97,303 | A newborn's odour is a chemical communication between mother and child and sparks the same reward circuits in the brain as when eating something nice - or having sex. | A newborn's odour is a chemical communication between mother and child and sparks the | same reward circuits in the brain as when eating something nice - or having sex. |
97,304 | Others have been found with a sickle placed over their necks – decapitating them should they try to rise, while others had their heads removed and placed between their legs. | Others have been found with a sickle placed over their necks – decapitating them should they | try to rise, while others had their heads removed and placed between their legs. |
97,305 | How would you feel if you were a girl/guy and while you were licking some guys sausage you get a nice whiff of some anal grease and dingleberries from a soft textured turd that required about 12 wipes in the public restroom? | How would you feel if you were a girl/guy and while you were licking some guys sausage you get a | nice whiff of some anal grease and dingleberries from a soft textured turd that required about 12 wipes in the public restroom? |
97,306 | Instead, you'll find 31 flavors of ass kicking with a side of good old fashioned beat-down. | Instead, you'll find 31 flavors of ass kicking | with a side of good old fashioned beat-down. |
97,307 | Why is Emma Watson such a white feminist:((( she has so much potential::(( — gog is shit (@shamajiii) September 29, 2015 | Why is Emma Watson such a white feminist:((( she has so much | potential::(( — gog is shit (@shamajiii) September 29, 2015 |
97,308 | “remind these Jews that they bear the curse of their forefather's murder of Christ. | “remind these Jews that they bear the | curse of their forefather's murder of Christ. |
97,309 | “Baby and Mannie Fresh used to come out of a big ass, diamond Rolex. | “Baby and Mannie Fresh used to come | out of a big ass, diamond Rolex. |
97,310 | The men will be killed and the children will be enslaved, and their wealth will be taken as booty. | The men will be killed and the children will be | enslaved, and their wealth will be taken as booty. |
97,311 | "You bastards, you agents of Israel," read some of the graffiti on the UAE embassy, witnesses said. | "You bastards, you agents of Israel," read | some of the graffiti on the UAE embassy, witnesses said. |
97,312 | I took a shower and tried to clean my vagina out as much as i could. | I took a shower and tried to clean | my vagina out as much as i could. |
97,313 | If these people want to bring back a 7th Century version of Islam, my suggestion is to load our bombers up and bomb them back to the 7th Century.” | If these people want to bring back a 7th Century version of Islam, my suggestion | is to load our bombers up and bomb them back to the 7th Century.” |
97,314 | I just wanted to say few words before I leave, you can consider them to be motivational or just bullshit, honestly I dont care. | I just wanted to say few words before I leave, you can consider | them to be motivational or just bullshit, honestly I dont care. |
97,315 | The only response I have for you is you’re being a petty little turd baby and need to Shut The Fuck Up. | The only response I have for you is you’re being a | petty little turd baby and need to Shut The Fuck Up. |
97,316 | These guys are my family and friends first, now we’re gonna take this this shit to the next level.” | These guys are my family and friends first, now we’re | gonna take this this shit to the next level.” |
97,317 | Obama’s visit to Belfast: an embarrassing circus of sycophancy and arse-licking | Obama’s visit to Belfast: an | embarrassing circus of sycophancy and arse-licking |
97,318 | Trending News: CDC Report Finds That Lots Of Straight Guys Have Had Gay Sex | Trending News: CDC Report Finds That | Lots Of Straight Guys Have Had Gay Sex |
97,319 | In time, I did discover that the medication dulled the stabbing pains that plagued my vagina. | In time, I did discover that the medication | dulled the stabbing pains that plagued my vagina. |
97,320 | Several “anti-fascist” activists have encouraged disruptions during MILO’s Dangerous Faggot Tour over the next few months, with some even insinuating physical violence. | Several “anti-fascist” activists have encouraged disruptions during MILO’s Dangerous | Faggot Tour over the next few months, with some even insinuating physical violence. |
97,321 | If the MPA really wants safer products on the market they would definitely not have done this, unless they are incredibly stupid. | If the MPA really wants safer products on the market they would | definitely not have done this, unless they are incredibly stupid. |
97,322 | The camera pans down, and holy shit there really is a kid just passed the fuck out on James's floor right now. | The camera pans down, and holy shit there really is a | kid just passed the fuck out on James's floor right now. |
97,323 | He has mocked Sukarno, modern Indonesia’s first president, by saying that Sukarno’s foundational philosophy of the state, known as Pancasila, put religion “up the ass.” | He has mocked Sukarno, modern Indonesia’s first president, by saying that Sukarno’s foundational | philosophy of the state, known as Pancasila, put religion “up the ass.” |
97,324 | She is spending four weeks knitting wool from inside her vagina. | She is spending four weeks knitting | wool from inside her vagina. |
97,325 | Also hopefully not real: the catty responses of the hosts of the Australian morning show that broadcast the interview, who seemed deeply perplexed at the idea that 23 years of getting “Hey, Ace Ventura, go fuck yourself!” | Also hopefully not real: the catty responses of the hosts of the Australian morning show that broadcast the interview, who | seemed deeply perplexed at the idea that 23 years of getting “Hey, Ace Ventura, go fuck yourself!” |
97,326 | We don't think that the many elders and veterans of this country, who live in old age homes, should be deprived of the glory of a good blowjob. | We don't think that the many elders and veterans of this country, who live | in old age homes, should be deprived of the glory of a good blowjob. |
97,327 | And the one of a woman having sex with a horse, and the one headlined "Miss France 2008 Fuckin" complete with video. | And the one of a woman having sex with a horse, and | the one headlined "Miss France 2008 Fuckin" complete with video. |
97,328 | Devil facial tumour disease causes tumours to form in and around the mouth Devil facial tumour disease (DFTD) is an aggressive non-viral clonally transmissible cancer which affects Tasmanian devils, a marsupial native to Australia.[ | Devil facial tumour disease causes tumours to form in and around the mouth Devil facial tumour disease (DFTD) | is an aggressive non-viral clonally transmissible cancer which affects Tasmanian devils, a marsupial native to Australia.[ |
97,329 | “I truly believe science is a new religion; everyone thinks they’re right, but they don’t know jack shit at the end of it all,” he added. | “I truly believe science is a new religion; everyone thinks they’re right, but | they don’t know jack shit at the end of it all,” he added. |
97,330 | Great tits in Oxfordshire woods sacrificed sustenance in order to stay close to their mate, a study found. | Great tits in Oxfordshire woods sacrificed sustenance in order to | stay close to their mate, a study found. |
97,331 | Of course this one molecule isn’t going to save your fucked up marriage, but it will make your boobs spray milk through your shirt. | Of course this one molecule isn’t going to save your fucked up | marriage, but it will make your boobs spray milk through your shirt. |
97,332 | V. Stiviano Mocking Black People On Tape 'They Do Stupid S*** Like Buy Rims' | V. Stiviano Mocking Black People On Tape 'They | Do Stupid S*** Like Buy Rims' |
97,333 | Many Nissan Leaf drivers never experience this phenomena, but if you have you know exactly how close you came to Flintstoning your ass to charge somewhere. | Many Nissan Leaf drivers never experience this phenomena, but if you have you | know exactly how close you came to Flintstoning your ass to charge somewhere. |
97,334 | A light sentence for a sexual predator and outrageous courtroom behavior by his family turned what should have been a moment of relief for the victim’s family into yet another sucker punch to the gut. | A light sentence for a sexual predator and outrageous courtroom behavior by his family turned what should have | been a moment of relief for the victim’s family into yet another sucker punch to the gut. |
97,335 | FLIGHT sees Denzel Washington playing a coked up, alcoholic pilot, that manages to successfully land a malfunctioning plane despite the fact he is quite simply off his tits. | FLIGHT sees Denzel Washington playing a coked up, alcoholic pilot, that manages to | successfully land a malfunctioning plane despite the fact he is quite simply off his tits. |
97,336 | A man with schizophrenia who repeatedly stabbed a train passenger after yelling "I want to kill all the Muslims" has been found not guilty of attempted murder by reason of insanity. | A man with schizophrenia who repeatedly stabbed a train passenger after yelling "I want to kill | all the Muslims" has been found not guilty of attempted murder by reason of insanity. |
97,337 | If her worst fears come true, and a man attempts to rape her, the Rape-Axe's inside hooks attach themselves to the penis and don't come off, instead getting even tighter and stopping the man from being able to urinate. | If her worst fears come true, and a man attempts to rape her, the Rape-Axe's inside hooks attach | themselves to the penis and don't come off, instead getting even tighter and stopping the man from being able to urinate. |
97,338 | The crowded theater tittered with laughter every time a naked or nipple-pasty-wearing hooker stumbled drunkenly around the screen or collapsed in a quaalude stupor. | The crowded theater tittered with laughter every time a naked or nipple-pasty | -wearing hooker stumbled drunkenly around the screen or collapsed in a quaalude stupor. |
97,339 | Greek soldiers forcibly gathered the Jewish villages and told them to bow down to an idol, then eat the flesh of a pig – both practices that are forbidden to Jews. | Greek soldiers forcibly gathered the Jewish villages and told them to bow down to an idol | , then eat the flesh of a pig – both practices that are forbidden to Jews. |
97,340 | “Don’t Ask to Clime in my Fox Hole and I Won’t Tell you to Go to Hell!” | “Don’t Ask to Clime in my Fox Hole and | I Won’t Tell you to Go to Hell!” |
97,341 | "By the way, I wasn't as much of a little bitch as George Will is being." | "By the way, I wasn't as much | of a little bitch as George Will is being." |
97,342 | They think I’m just sitting here quietly and going along with their bullshit new rules. | They think I’m just sitting here quietly | and going along with their bullshit new rules. |
97,343 | In fact, sodomites should be killed in the worst manner possible.” | In fact, sodomites should be killed | in the worst manner possible.” |
97,344 | He had talked up the size of his penis in a television debate and whipped up a crowd in Orlando to pledge allegiance to him while making a gesture that looked far too close for decency like a Nazi salute. | He had talked up the size of his penis in a television debate and whipped up a crowd in Orlando | to pledge allegiance to him while making a gesture that looked far too close for decency like a Nazi salute. |
97,345 | When I walk alone &.4 of you yell “nice coat” I’m not a “bitch” not answering.Yell that at a dude. | When I walk alone &.4 of you yell “nice coat” I | ’m not a “bitch” not answering.Yell that at a dude. |
97,346 | On Twitter, unhappy Bruins fans tweeted comments like "That stupid n----r doesn’t belong in hockey #whitesonly." | On Twitter, unhappy Bruins fans tweeted comments like "That | stupid n----r doesn’t belong in hockey #whitesonly." |
97,347 | Some of these videos have gathered millions of views, with Hitler complaining about how he's been banned from X-box live, or nobody wants to go to Burning Man, or his new camera sucks. | Some of these videos have gathered millions of views, with Hitler complaining about how he's been banned from | X-box live, or nobody wants to go to Burning Man, or his new camera sucks. |
97,348 | I tell them I don’t give a shit because they can do what they want. | I tell them I don’t give a | shit because they can do what they want. |
97,349 | So winter’s no bullshit this year, and this fox is a chilling reminder to stay safe. | So winter’s no bullshit this year, and | this fox is a chilling reminder to stay safe. |
97,350 | Tha H-Dog and his Midstate ballers will WASTE yo' sorry li'l red-polo-shirted asses. | Tha H-Dog and his Midstate ballers will WASTE | yo' sorry li'l red-polo-shirted asses. |
97,351 | Mr. Carr thinks that the Web, with its colored hypertext and endless abyss of bite-sized morsels of information, is making us stupid. | Mr. Carr thinks that the Web, with its colored hypertext and endless | abyss of bite-sized morsels of information, is making us stupid. |
97,352 | I regard the decision on the A400M as the most bone-stupid in the 40 years that I have been at one end or other of this building. | I regard the decision on the A400M as the most bone-stupid in | the 40 years that I have been at one end or other of this building. |
97,353 | If that ice spear is correct it will be fucked up .. ice spear can be used in it's curent foarm .. | If that ice spear is correct it will be fucked up | .. ice spear can be used in it's curent foarm .. |
97,354 | Wilders responded by calling Zeid an idiot and the U.N. itself "grotesque." | Wilders responded by calling Zeid an idiot | and the U.N. itself "grotesque." |
97,355 | Tyra Batts, who is new to the team and the only black player, was shocked and offended to learn that there was a tradition of chanting 'One, two, three, n*****!' | Tyra Batts, who is new to the team and the only black player, was shocked and offended to learn | that there was a tradition of chanting 'One, two, three, n*****!' |
97,356 | Peoples biggest excuse on here is “Well fat people have it worse!! | Peoples biggest excuse on here is “ | Well fat people have it worse!! |
97,357 | Tell us about some of the bullshit we forgot in the comment section! | Tell us about some of the bullshit | we forgot in the comment section! |
97,358 | Life Sized Satanic Dolls Serve As Masturbation Toys For America's Youth! | Life Sized Satanic Dolls Serve As | Masturbation Toys For America's Youth! |
97,359 | In a sermon on February 28, 2016, Andy Stanley told his congregation “if you don’t go to a large church, you are so stinking selfish…and don’t care about your kids.” | In a sermon on February 28, 2016, Andy Stanley told his congregation “if you don’t go | to a large church, you are so stinking selfish…and don’t care about your kids.” |
97,360 | Perspectives that Donald Trump is an oaf or Hitler or an oafish Hitler and Republicans are, in a word, awful. | Perspectives that Donald Trump is an oaf or Hitler or an | oafish Hitler and Republicans are, in a word, awful. |
97,361 | Digital pre-orders include an instant gratification download of “Fuck This Place”. | Digital pre-orders include an instant gratification | download of “Fuck This Place”. |
97,362 | britneyf7u12: pretty good britneyf7u12: really horny, let's get started. axelmcfearson: cool axelmcfearson: well what r u wearin axelmcfearson: n r u gonna masturbate with me!! | britneyf7u12: pretty good britneyf7u12: really horny, let's get started. axelmcfearson: cool axelmcfearson | : well what r u wearin axelmcfearson: n r u gonna masturbate with me!! |
97,363 | The quickfix attaches down the seat tube, protecting the backs of your upper legs and backside. | The quickfix attaches down the seat tube, protecting | the backs of your upper legs and backside. |
97,364 | If J.Lo’s naked butt touches the gown, and then you borrow the gown next and the gown touches your butt, does that mean you touched butts with J.Lo? | If J.Lo’s naked butt touches the gown, and then you borrow the gown next | and the gown touches your butt, does that mean you touched butts with J.Lo? |
97,365 | Let someone else receive the “ratings, you idiot” replies on Twitter. | Let someone else receive the “ratings | , you idiot” replies on Twitter. |
97,366 | Soldier # 2: you son of bitches go around killing children and woman all day. | Soldier # 2: you son of bitches | go around killing children and woman all day. |
97,367 | Like holy shit, I don't even know how to respond to someone this delusional. | Like holy shit, I don't even | know how to respond to someone this delusional. |
97,368 | Sharabani’s response came after Arab surfers cursed the woman and wrote insulting comments, among them, “If only you would die, damn all the Jews!” | Sharabani’s response came after Arab surfers cursed the woman and wrote insulting comments, | among them, “If only you would die, damn all the Jews!” |
97,369 | "The only references to violence or lawlessness on the part of the Bible Believers were messages such as, 'Islam is a Religion of Blood and Murder,' 'Turn or Burn,' and 'Your prophet is a pedophile.' | "The only references to violence or lawlessness on the part of the Bible Believers were messages such as, 'Islam is | a Religion of Blood and Murder,' 'Turn or Burn,' and 'Your prophet is a pedophile.' |
97,370 | The journey of HB 954 from terrible idea to unbelievably shitty law was a long and twisted one. | The journey of HB 954 from terrible idea to | unbelievably shitty law was a long and twisted one. |
97,371 | A man says he masturbates regularly while watching pornography but still maintains a healthy sexual relationship with his wife. | A man says he masturbates regularly while watching pornography but | still maintains a healthy sexual relationship with his wife. |
97,372 | Her slogan: “If all that separates us is a dick, then here is mine. | Her slogan: “If all that separates us | is a dick, then here is mine. |
97,373 | I learned a hard lesson from working with a bunch of rat bastards leading private equity firm, Silver Lake. | I learned a hard lesson from working with a bunch | of rat bastards leading private equity firm, Silver Lake. |
97,374 | Reber reportedly “refused to let go of his scrotum,” but the victim was finally able to remove his balls from her vice-like grip. | Reber reportedly “refused to let go of his scrotum,” but the | victim was finally able to remove his balls from her vice-like grip. |
97,375 | In the process, he blew away just about the whole roster, making them look like uncharismatic pretenders, and outright said that they were led by an idiot with a stupid catchphrase who paled in comparison to himself and Steve Austin. | In the process, he blew away just about the whole roster, making them look like uncharismatic pretenders, and outright | said that they were led by an idiot with a stupid catchphrase who paled in comparison to himself and Steve Austin. |
97,376 | Their cartoonishly ugly Conway was also painted as stupid and dishonest in defense of the Donald Trump Jr. meeting with a Russian lawyer in Trump Tower. | Their cartoonishly ugly Conway was also painted as stupid and dishonest in defense | of the Donald Trump Jr. meeting with a Russian lawyer in Trump Tower. |
97,377 | Do whatever you want, but if your bloody body, stupid hat and mangled buggy slow traffic on my way home work, I’ll call the damn cops myself.
The video has almost a million views. | Do whatever you want, but if your bloody body, stupid hat and mangled buggy slow traffic on my | way home work, I’ll call the damn cops myself.
The video has almost a million views. |
97,378 | Forty years — listen, how big is his penis that it gives you amnesia for 40 years? | Forty years — listen, how big is his | penis that it gives you amnesia for 40 years? |
97,379 | Nixon called Indians bastards during Bangladesh war so your american love is misplaced | Nixon called Indians bastards during Bangladesh | war so your american love is misplaced |
97,380 | Even after a University of Maryland study certified that people who watch Fox News are more misinformed than viewers of other networks, Fox still has the chutzpah to stick with their campaign to make idiots of their audience. | Even after a University of Maryland study certified that people who watch Fox News are more misinformed than viewers of | other networks, Fox still has the chutzpah to stick with their campaign to make idiots of their audience. |
97,381 | For his part, Arnold calls that “bullshit,” saying he believes the Beauprez group got off easy. | For his part, Arnold calls that “bullshit, | ” saying he believes the Beauprez group got off easy. |
97,382 | As tragic as this was, the brave officers that stopped this piece of shit may have actually foiled a much larger terrorist killing spree. | As tragic as this was, the brave officers that stopped this piece | of shit may have actually foiled a much larger terrorist killing spree. |
97,383 | After killing the pseudoscorpion, a lacewing larva sucked it dry with its powerful mouth and positioned its victim's remains on its body. | After killing the pseudoscorpion, a lacewing larva sucked it dry with | its powerful mouth and positioned its victim's remains on its body. |
97,384 | This takes dev_appserver.py more than 35 seconds to serve, which sucks. | This takes dev_appserver.py more than 35 | seconds to serve, which sucks. |
97,385 | A lot of black people are hypocritical racist and bigoted Jackasses too! | A lot of black people are | hypocritical racist and bigoted Jackasses too! |
97,386 | All churches & members that support homos cursed be thou with cancer HIV syphilis stroke madness the itch then hell 1 Cor. | All churches & members that support homos cursed be thou with | cancer HIV syphilis stroke madness the itch then hell 1 Cor. |
97,387 | This is professional CS:GO though, and the game itself doesn't give two fucks if you love your team-mate or hate him, it only cares what actions you can perform together in the game. | This is professional CS:GO though, and the game itself doesn't give two fucks if you love | your team-mate or hate him, it only cares what actions you can perform together in the game. |
97,388 | It ended in acrimony, with a prime ministerial “get fucked” adding colour. | It ended in acrimony, with a prime | ministerial “get fucked” adding colour. |
97,389 | The audio’s probably NSFW if you’re blaring it at your office, but familiar if you’ve ever been stuck sitting near your ballpark’s resident leather-lunged asshole. | The audio’s probably NSFW if you’re blaring it at your office, but familiar | if you’ve ever been stuck sitting near your ballpark’s resident leather-lunged asshole. |
97,390 | North Carolina Republican leadership has decided bills to repeal HB2 should die. | North Carolina Republican leadership has decided | bills to repeal HB2 should die. |
97,391 | What better place to go than Atlanta for a much-needed cooling-off period after the total fucking thrill ride that is Nashville? | What better place to go than Atlanta for a much-needed cooling | -off period after the total fucking thrill ride that is Nashville? |
97,392 | Some will be news stories saying that it’s all the rage these days among college men and women, with the ladies putting boozy tampons up their vaginas and the guys putting them up their rectums. | Some will be news stories saying that it’s all the rage these days among college men and women | , with the ladies putting boozy tampons up their vaginas and the guys putting them up their rectums. |
97,393 | She then goes onto scream “F*** off cos you f*****g knew an’ all.” | She then goes onto scream “F*** | off cos you f*****g knew an’ all.” |
97,394 | To put it lightly the ego or who you think you are, think you should be, pressure you put on yourself, pressure put on you by others, your consciousness, is an asshole. | To put it lightly the ego or who you think you are, think you should be, pressure | you put on yourself, pressure put on you by others, your consciousness, is an asshole. |
97,395 | I’m writing to tell you that your worry about being a super slut resulted in a eureka moment for me. | I’m writing to tell you that your worry about being | a super slut resulted in a eureka moment for me. |
97,396 | According to an anonymously-sourced dossier, Donald Trump paid to watch hookers piss on a Russian hotel bed where he knew President Obama and his wife had once slept. | According to an anonymously-sourced dossier, Donald Trump paid to watch hookers piss on | a Russian hotel bed where he knew President Obama and his wife had once slept. |
97,397 | She added that a Second World War memorial had been defaced with "F*** tory scum" graffiti. | She added that a Second World War memorial had been defaced | with "F*** tory scum" graffiti. |
97,398 | And while this stupidity goes on, and everyone knows it does, nobody does anything about curing a madness that causes “boom and bust” all over the country among non-league clubs. | And while this stupidity goes on, and everyone knows it does, nobody does anything about curing | a madness that causes “boom and bust” all over the country among non-league clubs. |
97,399 | “Every single Republican is going to have to answer the question, ‘What did you do the day you saw the tape of this man boasting about grabbing a woman’s pussy?’” | “Every single Republican is going to have to answer the question, ‘What did you do | the day you saw the tape of this man boasting about grabbing a woman’s pussy?’” |
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