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John Cook, former executive editor of Gawker Media, literally called bullshit on the “scooplet.”
John Cook, former executive editor of Gawker Media
, literally called bullshit on the “scooplet.”
97,401
Disclaimer: Hey, I love hacks - they make the IT world go around, but I don't like delivering shit to clients that have loose feeling triggers like that.
Disclaimer: Hey, I love hacks - they make the IT world go around,
but I don't like delivering shit to clients that have loose feeling triggers like that.
97,402
In twenty years, tonight will be looked back on as the night reunion cynics ate their sour fucking words…
In twenty years, tonight will be looked back on
as the night reunion cynics ate their sour fucking words…
97,403
You Republicans are the arsonists who burned down our national home.
You Republicans are the arsonists who
burned down our national home.
97,404
It make me sick to my stomach, so I turned my ass around and came back here,” he told the station.
It make me sick to my stomach, so I turned my
ass around and came back here,” he told the station.
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Some people assumed that Ian was taken down in Wenning's cataclysmic career demise, while others thought he might have "got caught up in some hood shit."
Some people assumed that Ian was taken down in Wenning's cataclysmic career demise,
while others thought he might have "got caught up in some hood shit."
97,406
Then you get pretty gay-sounding when you talk about how pretty her hair is and how nice her boobs are and how she's totally a catch and Jeff didn't even deserve her because if you were her girlfriend, you'd be so good to her.
Then you get pretty gay-sounding when you talk about how pretty her hair is and how nice her boobs are and how she
's totally a catch and Jeff didn't even deserve her because if you were her girlfriend, you'd be so good to her.
97,407
Hate these fucking allegations, I’m just feeling like the throne is for the taking
Hate these fucking allegations, I’m just
feeling like the throne is for the taking
97,408
It's an outcome fit for a crazy cat lady, which I know that I qualify as regardless of my penis.
It's an outcome fit for a crazy cat lady,
which I know that I qualify as regardless of my penis.
97,409
Hold the tip of the condom and unroll it onto the erect penis, leaving space at the tip of the condom, yet ensuring that no air is trapped in the condom's tip.
Hold the tip of the condom and unroll it onto the erect penis, leaving space at the
tip of the condom, yet ensuring that no air is trapped in the condom's tip.
97,410
But there's one fatal flaw to the team's hopes - the stinking, ugly, no good, very bad, atrocious, awful penalty kill.
But there's one fatal flaw to the team's hopes - the stinking
, ugly, no good, very bad, atrocious, awful penalty kill.
97,411
Trump (the “J” stands for “jerks off to pee porn”), anyone who chooses to kneel during a rendition of “The Star-Spangled Banner” is disrespecting the flag, hates soldiers, and was born to and raised by a bitch.
Trump (the “J” stands for “jerks off to pee porn”), anyone who chooses to kneel during a rendition
of “The Star-Spangled Banner” is disrespecting the flag, hates soldiers, and was born to and raised by a bitch.
97,412
"I'm able to just find stuff because these people are stupid," Hedrick said.
"I'm able to just find stuff because
these people are stupid," Hedrick said.
97,413
1. On November 21, presumably-hetero NFL player with hunky gay porn name, Tank Carder, tweets the word “f*ggot” at someone he’s upset with (he used the entire word, I’m just using asterisks because it risks shutting down the ads when I use such words on the blog).
1. On November 21, presumably-hetero NFL player with hunky gay porn name, Tank Carder, tweets the word “f*ggot” at someone he’s
upset with (he used the entire word, I’m just using asterisks because it risks shutting down the ads when I use such words on the blog).
97,414
When this mess gets started, somebody make me a tutorial so I can vote for my fuckboy.
When this mess gets started, somebody make me
a tutorial so I can vote for my fuckboy.
97,415
It’s not yet clear what the organization has planned, but it’s probably a safe bet that it will involve plenty of shitty memes.
It’s not yet clear what the organization has planned, but it
’s probably a safe bet that it will involve plenty of shitty memes.
97,416
A 39-year-old Chinese man savagely slit his young son's throat and then sliced off his genitals after he wet the bed, police said.
A 39-year-old Chinese man savagely slit his young son's throat and
then sliced off his genitals after he wet the bed, police said.
97,417
An idea as dumb as it sounds: Make it a crime for doctor to ask you about guns
An idea as dumb as it sounds: Make
it a crime for doctor to ask you about guns
97,418
I mean, I knew that 100% pure is bullshit, but I didn’t know just how much bullshit. 100% bullshit.
I mean, I knew that 100% pure is bullshit, but
I didn’t know just how much bullshit. 100% bullshit.
97,419
They urgently need an improved penalty kill, but that improvement might come from Mason being the starter.
They urgently need an improved penalty kill, but
that improvement might come from Mason being the starter.
97,420
Firstly, Reuters and The Washington Post are idiots in their claimed “exclusive” bombast, etc.
Firstly, Reuters and The Washington Post are idiots
in their claimed “exclusive” bombast, etc.
97,421
Pussy Riot, who have a new documentary called “Pussy vs Putin” on dealing with fear:
Pussy Riot, who have a new documentary called
“Pussy vs Putin” on dealing with fear:
97,422
It's not my fault modern journalists are all gullible morons — Reuter New Braek (@ReutersBrk) January 30, 2017
It's not my fault modern journalists are all gullible morons
— Reuter New Braek (@ReutersBrk) January 30, 2017
97,423
And then in his rage Peugeot Dad shouts "put your FUCKING MOUTH SHUT".
And then in his rage Peugeot Dad shouts
"put your FUCKING MOUTH SHUT".
97,424
It’s far from the Joaquin Phoenix you’re used to seeing onscreen: snorting cocaine, ordering call girls, having oral sex with a publicist, treating his assistants abusively and rapping badly.
It’s far from the Joaquin Phoenix you’re used to seeing onscreen: snorting cocaine, ordering
call girls, having oral sex with a publicist, treating his assistants abusively and rapping badly.
97,425
When she said putting a penis in a woman while she’s sleeping is a “model sexual negotiation,” and that those of us who insist on making sure everyone in a sexual interaction is participating freely and enthusiastically are “trivializing rape” and “infantilizing women”?
When she said putting a penis in a woman while she’s sleeping is a “model sexual negotiation,” and that those of us
who insist on making sure everyone in a sexual interaction is participating freely and enthusiastically are “trivializing rape” and “infantilizing women”?
97,426
Their AI can be described as highly sophisticated, funny, stupid, and other things.
Their AI can be described as highly sophisticated
, funny, stupid, and other things.
97,427
She then adds: “I’m literally grabbing you by your balls, do you understand this?
She then adds: “I’m literally grabbing
you by your balls, do you understand this?
97,428
For years now the world has been trying to tell The Netherlands that one of its favorite holiday traditions is an unacceptably racist vestige of colonial bloodletting, but the stubborn Dutch bastards just won”€™t listen.
For years now the world has been trying to tell The Netherlands that one of its favorite holiday
traditions is an unacceptably racist vestige of colonial bloodletting, but the stubborn Dutch bastards just won”€™t listen.
97,429
“All he does is thinks with his motherf****ing feelings, no common sense.
“All he does is thinks with
his motherf****ing feelings, no common sense.
97,430
Sun columnist says it is ‘ridiculous’ to live in a country ‘where we can put dogs to sleep but not people’, as she admits she regrets calling migrants ‘cockroaches’
Sun columnist says it is ‘ridiculous’ to live in a country ‘where we can put
dogs to sleep but not people’, as she admits she regrets calling migrants ‘cockroaches’
97,431
“If you’re dumb enough to let me tattoo you, I’m happy to do it,” Howard said.
“If you’re dumb enough to let me tattoo you
, I’m happy to do it,” Howard said.
97,432
Boord quoted Narayan allegedly saying: "I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else ...
Boord quoted Narayan allegedly saying: "I just wanted to burn
his penis so it belongs to me and no one else ...
97,433
Obviously police don’t take threats like this lightly, but I figured, like most, it was just a prank by a bunch of idiots trying to get attention.
Obviously police don’t take threats like this lightly, but I figured, like most
, it was just a prank by a bunch of idiots trying to get attention.
97,434
Ragged Ass Barbers Inc. has apologized to Evie Ruddy and confirmed that in future they will serve all customers, the Saskatchewan Human Rights Commission said Tuesday.
Ragged Ass Barbers Inc. has apologized to Evie Ruddy and confirmed that in future
they will serve all customers, the Saskatchewan Human Rights Commission said Tuesday.
97,435
Paul Krugman continues to make a persuasive case that cutting stimulus spending now to reduce future debt levels will not only be ineffective, but stupid.
Paul Krugman continues to make a persuasive case that cutting stimulus spending now
to reduce future debt levels will not only be ineffective, but stupid.
97,436
The rapper told Trump supporters, “f*** you” in a profanity-laced freestyle.
The rapper told Trump supporters, “f**
* you” in a profanity-laced freestyle.
97,437
Abdourahman Amadeo, 24, shouted 'Get this h** out of my bed,' after attempting to rape the young woman at his Hounslow home in December 2015.
Abdourahman Amadeo, 24, shouted 'Get this h** out of my bed
,' after attempting to rape the young woman at his Hounslow home in December 2015.
97,438
We’ve been caught up in other people’s stupid manoeuvres and it’s cost us highly.”
We’ve been caught up in other people’s
stupid manoeuvres and it’s cost us highly.”
97,439
“Yes and fuck you donald trump – fuck u,” O’Donnell tweeted, linking to a tweet from Podesta.
“Yes and fuck you donald trump – fuck u,
” O’Donnell tweeted, linking to a tweet from Podesta.
97,440
However, they try to explain it off as the one sure way to kill a zombie, is to have them swallow your cum.
However, they try to explain it off as the one sure way
to kill a zombie, is to have them swallow your cum.
97,441
But because most American Jews’ Blind Democratic Party Loyalty no matter what, today Democrats Party politicians act as if their stance is “F**k the Jews they will vote for us whatever we do!”
But because most American Jews’ Blind Democratic Party Loyalty no matter what, today Democrats Party politicians act
as if their stance is “F**k the Jews they will vote for us whatever we do!”
97,442
In another case, Featheroff held his knife under his brother’s genitals and threatened to cut them off.
In another case, Featheroff held his knife under his
brother’s genitals and threatened to cut them off.
97,443
Unlike the ass-averse Gray Lady, we prefer to embrace the full descriptive capabilities of our fine fucking language—to paraphrase Outkast, you may want to think your shit don't stank, but you aren't laying any roses there.
Unlike the ass-averse Gray Lady, we prefer to embrace the full descriptive capabilities of our fine fucking language—to
paraphrase Outkast, you may want to think your shit don't stank, but you aren't laying any roses there.
97,444
"Our team sought to test the existence of endometrial microbiota that differs from that of the vagina.
"Our team sought to test the existence of
endometrial microbiota that differs from that of the vagina.
97,445
“You will have to kill me to dishonor my father in heaven, you would have to kill me to impose these types of laws upon my children, and my nieces and my nephews.”
“You will have to kill me to dishonor my father in heaven, you would have to kill
me to impose these types of laws upon my children, and my nieces and my nephews.”
97,446
Bottom line: If you’ve got a gun or a knife and you want to kill someone, Chicago is the place to be right now.”
Bottom line: If you’ve got a gun or a knife and you
want to kill someone, Chicago is the place to be right now.”
97,447
some very good shit. there is also plenty more to come beyond that, so be sure to keep a close eye on my sites...anyway please consider helping me out if you think I'm good. if you think i should go fuck myself that is also fine.Thank you- Thanks
some very good shit. there is also plenty more to come beyond that, so be sure to keep a close eye on my sites...anyway
please consider helping me out if you think I'm good. if you think i should go fuck myself that is also fine.Thank you- Thanks
97,448
The problem with the Washington neoconservatives is that they aren’t very creative, in fact, in terms of understanding the larger consequences of their specific actions, they are rather stupid.
The problem with the Washington neoconservatives is that they aren’t very creative, in fact,
in terms of understanding the larger consequences of their specific actions, they are rather stupid.
97,449
He teetered backward off the mountain in silence, a 2,000-foot void sucking at his heels.
He teetered backward off the mountain in silence
, a 2,000-foot void sucking at his heels.
97,450
Thankfully, another was being sent (hopefully at no charge to them, because that's super shitty.).
Thankfully, another was being sent (hopefully at no charge
to them, because that's super shitty.).
97,451
Comedian Sarah Silverman was more direct, saying that those questioning Hillary Clinton’s health were “fucking assholes.”
Comedian Sarah Silverman was more direct, saying that those
questioning Hillary Clinton’s health were “fucking assholes.”
97,452
He stopped to shit on a street, and his feces came out with such force that the poo ricocheted off the ground and on to a small child.
He stopped to shit on a street, and his feces came out with such
force that the poo ricocheted off the ground and on to a small child.
97,453
Fuck that in spite of such incompetence and felonious mismanagement, a once-in-a-generation talent has emerged, and now he’s going to be deprived the opportunity to face the world’s best on the largest international stage (for awhile, at least).
Fuck that in spite of such incompetence and felonious mismanagement, a once-in-a-generation talent has emerged, and now he
’s going to be deprived the opportunity to face the world’s best on the largest international stage (for awhile, at least).
97,454
To have this asshole Greg or Craig or Tim or whatever flake on me?
To have this asshole Greg or Craig
or Tim or whatever flake on me?
97,455
I challenge two labels, Recess Records and Asian Man Records to completely disassociate with sexist, racist, and homophobic punk bands like The Queers and Screeching Weasel.
I challenge two labels, Recess Records and Asian Man Records to completely disassociate with
sexist, racist, and homophobic punk bands like The Queers and Screeching Weasel.
97,456
That’s the byline for Read the fucking HIG, a blog that pretends to expose apps in the Mac App Store which violate Apple’s Human Interface Guidelines.
That’s the byline for Read the fucking HIG, a blog that pretends to
expose apps in the Mac App Store which violate Apple’s Human Interface Guidelines.
97,457
Riff-loving fans are notoriously loyal beasts who, broadly speaking, don’t give a fuck about what the NME or Radio One think.
Riff-loving fans are notoriously loyal beasts who, broadly speaking,
don’t give a fuck about what the NME or Radio One think.
97,458
But rest assured, the same idiots who told you Wendy Davis was the face of the future in Texas are working furiously to spin the results of the midterm elections away.
But rest assured, the same idiots who told you Wendy Davis was the face of
the future in Texas are working furiously to spin the results of the midterm elections away.
97,459
Well, with Kirk and Bones fucking with a planet of primitive aliens.
Well, with Kirk and Bones fucking
with a planet of primitive aliens.
97,460
Imagine some idiot in a bank sends you a mail by mistake, thinking you are someone else.
Imagine some idiot in a bank sends you a
mail by mistake, thinking you are someone else.
97,461
After that it didn’t matter how many times RZA told us the Clan was nuthing ta fuk with, everybody was fukkin’ with them heavy.
After that it didn’t matter how many times RZA told us the Clan
was nuthing ta fuk with, everybody was fukkin’ with them heavy.
97,462
Zervos claims she got the Donald all over her, kissing her, touching her breasts, leading her into his bedroom,” Allred said.
Zervos claims she got the Donald all over her, kissing her,
touching her breasts, leading her into his bedroom,” Allred said.
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Why would u do this to me man boobs and penis on display why bleeeee why u do it Mei Wen Ti how dare u bastards A post shared by The Super Samoan (@markhuntfighter) on Apr 27, 2017 at 4:18am PDT
Why would u do this to me man boobs and penis on display why bleeeee why u do it Mei Wen Ti
how dare u bastards A post shared by The Super Samoan (@markhuntfighter) on Apr 27, 2017 at 4:18am PDT
97,464
She explains: "I told myself, if I tell them that I want to be their wife, they will kill my husband.
She explains: "I told myself, if I tell them that
I want to be their wife, they will kill my husband.
97,465
Trump himself has called global warming a “hoax” and “bullshit.”
Trump himself has called global warming a
“hoax” and “bullshit.”
97,466
At halftime, apparently after Frank perused the The Key Play, he issued a THOU SHALT RUN THE DAMN BALL edict.
At halftime, apparently after Frank perused the The Key Play
, he issued a THOU SHALT RUN THE DAMN BALL edict.
97,467
Tommy definitely appeared to be getting sicker and sicker each time he shifted, oh and getting the shit beat out of you by four beefy biker dudes doesn’t help.
Tommy definitely appeared to be getting sicker and sicker each time he shifted, oh and
getting the shit beat out of you by four beefy biker dudes doesn’t help.
97,468
In response to the comments, Giles labelled Scruby a "moron" who should focus on advocating for pedestrians.
In response to the comments, Giles labelled Scruby a
"moron" who should focus on advocating for pedestrians.
97,469
When a woman got the last seat that this man wanted, he starts yelling “Sit down c**t”,” before he continues to call her a “beached whale.”
When a woman got the last seat that this man wanted, he starts yelling “Sit
down c**t”,” before he continues to call her a “beached whale.”
97,470
Canberra man groomed 12yo for sex after girl's mother pimped her out to him
Canberra man groomed 12yo for sex after
girl's mother pimped her out to him
97,471
Sidious was terrifying, since Palpatine really was an insidious asshole.
Sidious was terrifying, since Palpatine
really was an insidious asshole.
97,472
Nah I'm drawin a blankYou got me feelin like a fish, in a fish tankJust think, if you came to a clubTryin to find a little hon for some one-night love'Stead you got another nigga all up in your mugYou make me uncomfortable thug, go thatta-way!
Nah I'm drawin a blankYou got me feelin like a fish, in a fish tankJust think, if you came to a clubTryin to find
a little hon for some one-night love'Stead you got another nigga all up in your mugYou make me uncomfortable thug, go thatta-way!
97,473
SOMONE IS GOING TO GET RAPED OR KILLED and SPD AND MAYORS OFFICE WILL BE TO BLAME.
SOMONE IS GOING TO GET RAPED OR KILLED and
SPD AND MAYORS OFFICE WILL BE TO BLAME.
97,474
"I personally think recording 'Schmilco' was kind of as wild in the same way as 'Star Wars'—just us having fun being fucking super sad and mad," Tweedy, 49, tells me at his Irving Park studio called the Loft.
"I personally think recording 'Schmilco' was kind of as wild in the same way as 'Star Wars'—just us having
fun being fucking super sad and mad," Tweedy, 49, tells me at his Irving Park studio called the Loft.
97,475
In one case, she alleges, a colleague called her “the house nigger.”
In one case, she alleges, a
colleague called her “the house nigger.”
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And you know what they say when you assume: you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me."
And you know what they say when you assume: you make an
"ass" out of "u" and "me."
97,477
(He tells her that he will kill her and his slave, then tell her husband he found them in flagrante.)
(He tells her that he will kill her and his slave
, then tell her husband he found them in flagrante.)
97,478
Hours of coverage has consisted of MPs insisting we have to start bombing somewhere, because: “These terrorists are vile, repellent, evil, rancid, stinking, foul, ignorant, medieval, barbaric scum.”
Hours of coverage has consisted of MPs insisting we have to start bombing somewhere, because: “These terrorists
are vile, repellent, evil, rancid, stinking, foul, ignorant, medieval, barbaric scum.”
97,479
Disturbed by the corruptive influence the trashy celebrity has on young girls in South Park, one of the town's citizens challenges her to a "whore-off."
Disturbed by the corruptive influence the trashy celebrity has on young girls in South Park,
one of the town's citizens challenges her to a "whore-off."
97,480
In a swarm of rage, they began to jump up and down shouting "Ubij, ubij Židove," which means "Kill, kill the Jews."
In a swarm of rage, they began to jump up and down shouting "
Ubij, ubij Židove," which means "Kill, kill the Jews."
97,481
No Surprise the former KKK leader, David Duke, picks the most blatant Jew-hater, a MUSLIM to be the new #DNCChair!
No Surprise the former KKK leader, David Duke, picks the most
blatant Jew-hater, a MUSLIM to be the new #DNCChair!
97,482
So we asked the birthday boy himself to let you in on the secrets to throwing a kick-ass Bill Murray party…
So we asked the birthday boy himself to let you in on
the secrets to throwing a kick-ass Bill Murray party…
97,483
It helps the Sphincter ani externus to occlude the anal aperture and aids in the expulsion of the feces.
It helps the Sphincter ani externus to occlude the anal
aperture and aids in the expulsion of the feces.
97,484
The e-mail rattles off the sisters’ offenses in between such epistolary gems as “Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK.”
The e-mail rattles off the sisters’ offenses in between such epistolary gems as “Oh wait, DOUBLE
FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK.”
97,485
And Deadspin’s Drew Magary simply called the stadium design “fucking stupid.”
And Deadspin’s Drew Magary simply called
the stadium design “fucking stupid.”
97,486
When they realize that is actually a wave that is right on their ass, they are left with a decision: the data or death.
When they realize that is actually a wave that is right on their
ass, they are left with a decision: the data or death.
97,487
A morbidly obese rapist who crushed his victims under the weight of his hulking 23-stone body has been jailed for eight years.
A morbidly obese rapist who crushed his victims under the weight
of his hulking 23-stone body has been jailed for eight years.
97,488
“Actually we’re gonna give you a short trial before we hang your nigger ass.”
“Actually we’re gonna give you a
short trial before we hang your nigger ass.”
97,489
“And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and He took the bone of Adam’s penis and made him a woman.”
“And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and
He took the bone of Adam’s penis and made him a woman.”
97,490
“We have a clearly idiotic but all-too-common case of Medicine making business for itself,” Harte said in his press release.
“We have a clearly idiotic but all-too-common case of
Medicine making business for itself,” Harte said in his press release.
97,491
To the restroom with your daughter or else you’re a narrow minded, judgmental, unloving, racist bigot who needs to die!!!”
To the restroom with your daughter or else you’re a narrow minded,
judgmental, unloving, racist bigot who needs to die!!!”
97,492
"If you are law enforcement, or some other government agency clown you are basically fucked," reads the page.
"If you are law enforcement, or some other government
agency clown you are basically fucked," reads the page.
97,493
I’m generalizing here, but women care and give many fucks about the things around them.
I’m generalizing here, but women care and
give many fucks about the things around them.
97,494
The Thing About the Giancarlo Stanton Trade to the Yankees Is That It Totally Sucks
The Thing About the Giancarlo Stanton Trade
to the Yankees Is That It Totally Sucks
97,495
After Johnson lists in print all the Old Etonians who have gone on to become prime minister, Cameron sends him a text: ‘The next PM will be Miliband if you don’t f****** shut up.’
After Johnson lists in print all the Old Etonians who have gone on to become prime minister, Cameron sends him a text
: ‘The next PM will be Miliband if you don’t f****** shut up.’
97,496
Those women claimed C.K. either masturbated in front of them or asked permission to do so.
Those women claimed C.K. either masturbated in front
of them or asked permission to do so.
97,497
Thus, whether using one's anatomy (mouth, finger, penis, etc) or an inanimate object, the act of penetrating another is considered rape.
Thus, whether using one's anatomy (mouth, finger, penis, etc
) or an inanimate object, the act of penetrating another is considered rape.
97,498
The allegations only came to light when the woman, who has a severe mental disability, mentioned in passing to one of his colleagues that she had seen his penis when he came into her bedroom.
The allegations only came to light when the woman, who has a severe mental disability, mentioned in
passing to one of his colleagues that she had seen his penis when he came into her bedroom.
97,499
I will stomp the face of those who try to fight me, I will knock everyone out in this tournament.
I will stomp the face of those who try to fight
me, I will knock everyone out in this tournament.