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I don’t care how many chords you know or how sultry your voice may be, I didn’t ask for a private concert so please play your 5 songs and shut that shit.
I don’t care how many chords you know or how sultry your voice may be, I
didn’t ask for a private concert so please play your 5 songs and shut that shit.
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Yeah, dude, we used to smoke so many blunts under the slide, that shit was tight.
Yeah, dude, we used to smoke so many
blunts under the slide, that shit was tight.
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Texas mom allegedly caught man masturbating while staring at teen in drug store parking lot
Texas mom allegedly caught man masturbating while
staring at teen in drug store parking lot
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Holy shit, this turned out way better than I imagined, and I'm genuinely awestruck with how proud I am of myself
Holy shit, this turned out way better than I imagined,
and I'm genuinely awestruck with how proud I am of myself
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Instantly, all the best pizza parties of my youth flashed before my eyes and I said, "Bullshit."
Instantly, all the best pizza parties of my youth flashed
before my eyes and I said, "Bullshit."
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As stupid as it sounds, the only way to beat Manuel Pellegrini’s side is to outscore them.
As stupid as it sounds, the only way to
beat Manuel Pellegrini’s side is to outscore them.
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No. I think they went for this — excuse me — political bullshit about narratives," she said.
No. I think they went for this — excuse
me — political bullshit about narratives," she said.
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Kimbrel was placed on the DL on July 9 following a game with the Rays in which Kimbrel hurt himself shagging fly balls in the outfield.
Kimbrel was placed on the DL on July 9 following a game with
the Rays in which Kimbrel hurt himself shagging fly balls in the outfield.
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You want more innocent children killed, you pustulent, soulless Pratt?
You want more innocent children killed
, you pustulent, soulless Pratt?
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Chozen is a libidinous fellow whose exploits include barging in on two guys in a bathroom stall and raping a fellow prisoner—offscreen, of course.
Chozen is a libidinous fellow whose exploits include barging in on two guys in
a bathroom stall and raping a fellow prisoner—offscreen, of course.
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After publishing a rant about 'idiots' - frantically hip, ignorant scenesters - Dan Ashcroft finds these same people embracing him as his idol and his nerves constantly tested by his biggest fan, moronic scene personality Nathan Barley.
After publishing a rant about 'idiots' - frantically hip, ignorant scenesters - Dan Ashcroft finds these same people
embracing him as his idol and his nerves constantly tested by his biggest fan, moronic scene personality Nathan Barley.
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Or put another way: Your ass got bigger over Thanksgiving, and you really could use the outdoor exercise.
Or put another way: Your ass got bigger over
Thanksgiving, and you really could use the outdoor exercise.
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We know you lurk so you can try find information to suck up to women in the hope of getting into their knickers, you perv. men who suck up to women to get laid like that are the real abusers of women, it’s just a lame attempt at PUA
We know you lurk so you can try find information to suck up to women in the hope of getting into their knickers, you perv
. men who suck up to women to get laid like that are the real abusers of women, it’s just a lame attempt at PUA
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Hi all, I write from my perspective as a counselor who has done much research on the subject and also one who has and still at times do masturbate.
Hi all, I write from my perspective as a counselor who has done much
research on the subject and also one who has and still at times do masturbate.
98,614
To the gnashers and renders, eugenics always involves the killing of genetically inferior children, preferably by uniformed Nazis.
To the gnashers and renders, eugenics always involves the
killing of genetically inferior children, preferably by uniformed Nazis.
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It’s like I’m missing something in my genetic composition that makes other women go, “Yes, it would be beautiful to push a human out of my vagina.”
It’s like I’m missing something in my genetic composition that makes other women go,
“Yes, it would be beautiful to push a human out of my vagina.”
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milo was abused himself as a child. he's not a pedo, never abused any child, his articles caused the arrest of pedophiles, and maybe he's gay and confused and has a seriously dark humor, but fuck that shilling that was turned against him!
milo was abused himself as a child. he's not a pedo, never abused any child, his articles caused the arrest of
pedophiles, and maybe he's gay and confused and has a seriously dark humor, but fuck that shilling that was turned against him!
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He was unfit as a candidate, a knuckle-dragging troglodyte, mentally ill, uncouth, clownish and inarticulate.
He was unfit as a candidate, a knuckle-dragging
troglodyte, mentally ill, uncouth, clownish and inarticulate.
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The band was friends with Anal Cunt and performed with them for the first show after their frontman Seth Putnam came out of his coma.
The band was friends with Anal Cunt and performed with them for the
first show after their frontman Seth Putnam came out of his coma.
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Facebook Twitter Pinterest Members of ANAL in front of a fireplace at the mansion.
Facebook Twitter Pinterest Members of ANAL in
front of a fireplace at the mansion.
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The long and terrible history of lies about what happens to a vagina post intercourse (spoiler: not much) landed us here, at one of the most meaningless tweets we've ever seen.
The long and terrible history of lies about what happens to a vagina post intercourse (spoiler:
not much) landed us here, at one of the most meaningless tweets we've ever seen.
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Marco Rubio is mad as hell, and he's not going to take it anymore.
Marco Rubio is mad as hell, and
he's not going to take it anymore.
98,622
At one point, Lynette Taylor allegedly said, “Yeah, I beat [his] ass.
At one point, Lynette Taylor allegedly said,
“Yeah, I beat [his] ass.
98,623
Kim Jong Un is a sick bastard Dictator that decided to mask his serial killer tendencies by building a gym for “his people.”
Kim Jong Un is a sick bastard Dictator that decided to mask his
serial killer tendencies by building a gym for “his people.”
98,624
I made this playlist because sometimes life is really shitty, and it get you down.
I made this playlist because sometimes life is
really shitty, and it get you down.
98,625
"First of all, every player has played with gay guys," Barkley told 106.7 The Fan, adding that any player who says he hasn't is "a stone-freakin' idiot."
"First of all, every player has played with gay guys," Barkley told 106.7 The Fan
, adding that any player who says he hasn't is "a stone-freakin' idiot."
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Is it for the honest reporting of the actions of the neoconservative right; or is it just another idiotic love fest of the former Representative from Texas?
Is it for the honest reporting of the actions of the neoconservative right;
or is it just another idiotic love fest of the former Representative from Texas?
98,627
I assume that Rob “Tiny P-nis” Kardashian hasn’t fathered any children although he’s inspired one very ill-advised ass tattoo.
I assume that Rob “Tiny P-nis” Kardashian hasn’t fathered
any children although he’s inspired one very ill-advised ass tattoo.
98,628
The penis of a tiger when consumed is said to be a potent aphrodisiac and an effective treatment for erectile dysfunction.[
The penis of a tiger when consumed is said to be
a potent aphrodisiac and an effective treatment for erectile dysfunction.[
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This was someone who knew what they wanted and saw it through to the bitter end, dammit, no matter how shrill the outraged screaming.
This was someone who knew what they wanted and saw it through to
the bitter end, dammit, no matter how shrill the outraged screaming.
98,630
Using shitty samples to build something makes you get creative and experiment.”
Using shitty samples to build something makes
you get creative and experiment.”
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Yo, spaceEngine be a realistic virtual Universe you can explore on yo' computer n' shit.
Yo, spaceEngine be a realistic virtual Universe you
can explore on yo' computer n' shit.
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When he left, he made sure to trample the university's flowerbeds with his horse on the way out of town, which kicks ass.
When he left, he made sure to trample the university's flowerbeds
with his horse on the way out of town, which kicks ass.
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Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under
the SCREW programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers).
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You don't have to accept any deal if you deem it "shitty" (no skin off any woman anywhere's nose, trust me) just don't cry about something that's your own fault like a toddler.
You don't have to accept any deal if you deem it "shitty" (no skin off any woman
anywhere's nose, trust me) just don't cry about something that's your own fault like a toddler.
98,635
I want something that’s still unique and fun like freshman wizards with shit spells.
I want something that’s still unique and
fun like freshman wizards with shit spells.
98,636
This year’s Tel Aviv Pride Ambassadors were TV’s Alan Cumming, from The Good Wife, and Orange is the New Black’s Lea DeLaria.
This year’s Tel Aviv Pride Ambassadors were TV’s Alan Cumming, from
The Good Wife, and Orange is the New Black’s Lea DeLaria.
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… I pray God helps your daughter understand, that despite how many times she’ll hear daddy reference all women as ‘bitches,’ she isn’t one,” Anderson wrote on Monday, July 18.
… I pray God helps your daughter understand, that despite how many times she’ll hear daddy reference all
women as ‘bitches,’ she isn’t one,” Anderson wrote on Monday, July 18.
98,638
Meanwhile the Democrats and liberals and progressives and communists and Alinskyites never shut the fuck up for a nanosecond about race, all while accusing those who never talk about race of being racists.
Meanwhile the Democrats and liberals and progressives and communists and Alinskyites never shut the fuck up for
a nanosecond about race, all while accusing those who never talk about race of being racists.
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“They would say like ‘you’re worthless,’ or ‘you’re a stupid (expletive).’
“They would say like ‘you’re worthless,’
or ‘you’re a stupid (expletive).’
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A Mexican national was sentenced for producing child pornography in Dallas, Texas, after he filmed himself having sex with an underage girl.
A Mexican national was sentenced for producing child pornography in Dallas,
Texas, after he filmed himself having sex with an underage girl.
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They are, to put it very bluntly, idiots, and they deserve every bit of opprobrium coming their way.
They are, to put it very bluntly, idiots,
and they deserve every bit of opprobrium coming their way.
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Jackson’s Nick Fury against evil Russians and insidious corporate goons.
Jackson’s Nick Fury against evil
Russians and insidious corporate goons.
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With a laugh, he added, "If I look like an idiot, that's because I'm talking to idiots, so cut me some slack."
With a laugh, he added, "If I look like an idiot,
that's because I'm talking to idiots, so cut me some slack."
98,644
There's little doubt that if it weren't for his damned knees, Carles Puyol would still be a footballer today.
There's little doubt that if it weren't for his
damned knees, Carles Puyol would still be a footballer today.
98,645
And the bent over british think US cops are fucked up for enforcing the law and beating down criminals?
And the bent over british think US cops are fucked
up for enforcing the law and beating down criminals?
98,646
The 35-year-old told Letterman: ‘It is a product called castoreum, it comes from rendered beaver anal gland.
The 35-year-old told Letterman: ‘It is a
product called castoreum, it comes from rendered beaver anal gland.
98,647
Die in the game, and you die in real life, with the only way to get out being to clear the game’s entire 100 floors.
Die in the game, and you die in real life, with the
only way to get out being to clear the game’s entire 100 floors.
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The rightwing pushback is a little shrieky: 58 angry, selfish, myopic, foolish Jews don’t understand, AIPAC speaks for Israel.
The rightwing pushback is a little shrieky: 58 angry, selfish,
myopic, foolish Jews don’t understand, AIPAC speaks for Israel.
98,649
[+463, -33] I want hateful commenters to die in a car accident2.
[+463, -33] I want hateful
commenters to die in a car accident2.
98,650
I’m no stats guru, but if your buddy predicted a Sergio Ramos first-half brace would seal this tie in the second leg away in Munich, there’s a 90% chance he’s full of shit.
I’m no stats guru, but if your buddy predicted a Sergio Ramos first-half brace would seal this
tie in the second leg away in Munich, there’s a 90% chance he’s full of shit.
98,651
And oftentimes, in order to get this thing done, the person behind that effort had to be something of a hard-headed, single-minded, feelings-bruising son of a bitch.
And oftentimes, in order to get this thing done, the person behind that effort had to be
something of a hard-headed, single-minded, feelings-bruising son of a bitch.
98,652
Breitbart and his band of fuckwits are descending on Madison, Wisconsin tomorrow with their Don’t Tread on Me Flags and their armored scooters.
Breitbart and his band of fuckwits are descending on Madison, Wisconsin tomorrow
with their Don’t Tread on Me Flags and their armored scooters.
98,653
The robbery occurred at a Silver Spring GameStop store in Maryland, United States last week, where the young gamer decided he wasn’t having any shit from the attackers.
The robbery occurred at a Silver Spring GameStop store in Maryland, United States last week
, where the young gamer decided he wasn’t having any shit from the attackers.
98,654
Thanks to an uneducated Virginian who had no use for black people, Territory became the first government in the world to guarantee women the right to vote.
Thanks to an uneducated Virginian who had no use for black people, Territory
became the first government in the world to guarantee women the right to vote.
98,655
Trump, Cruz, Scalia, Bernie, Jeb, Hillary and way too many discussions about Republican penises.
Trump, Cruz, Scalia, Bernie, Jeb,
Hillary and way too many discussions about Republican penises.
98,656
As previously detailed in 'Tales of a Filthy Whore' and 'All Tied Up', Carla is an adulterous wife who craves being used, safely abused and totally humiliated by her dominant husband and other men. ' all tied Up' 0 reviews Rating: 10.00 Read...
As previously detailed in 'Tales of a Filthy Whore' and 'All Tied Up', Carla is an adulterous wife who craves being
used, safely abused and totally humiliated by her dominant husband and other men. ' all tied Up' 0 reviews Rating: 10.00 Read...
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Leave your bias hatred of President Trump and let’s talk about these three Barack Obama puppets and their sick pedophile lifestyles.
Leave your bias hatred of President Trump and let’s talk
about these three Barack Obama puppets and their sick pedophile lifestyles.
98,658
Under the influence of such a bias, you can easily end up saying stupid things.
Under the influence of such a bias,
you can easily end up saying stupid things.
98,659
And over on Fox News, Stacey Dash said Obama “couldn’t give a sh*t” about the American people.
And over on Fox News, Stacey Dash said Obama “
couldn’t give a sh*t” about the American people.
98,660
"While we were kissing, [the protesters] were screaming, 'You're disgusting!
"While we were kissing, [the protesters
] were screaming, 'You're disgusting!
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I'm gunna start going home with random very drunk guys and stealing all of their shit.
I'm gunna start going home with random very
drunk guys and stealing all of their shit.
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Is this going to knock us on our asses for the day or will we need to smoke some flower in an hour?
Is this going to knock us on our asses for the day
or will we need to smoke some flower in an hour?
98,663
#malta for being the 1st european country to ban gay conversion therapy! 👍💪🏼🌈❤️
#malta for being the 1st european country to ban
gay conversion therapy! 👍💪🏼🌈❤️
98,664
This comic is for appreciators of those shows, haters of Jersey Shore, and to a lesser extent, tits.
This comic is for appreciators of those shows, haters of
Jersey Shore, and to a lesser extent, tits.
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Haim was just 11 when, Feldman says, a man raped him on a movie set.
Haim was just 11 when, Feldman says,
a man raped him on a movie set.
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A penis in the sky pic.twitter.com/SM8k1tNYaj — Anahi Torres (@anahi_torres_) November 16, 2017
A penis in the sky pic.twitter.com/SM8k1tNYaj — Anahi
Torres (@anahi_torres_) November 16, 2017
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Schumer having a drink with Russian President Vladimir Putin, calling the New York Democrat a “total hypocrite.”
Schumer having a drink with Russian President Vladimir Putin,
calling the New York Democrat a “total hypocrite.”
98,668
Some time ago, burglars in England scrawled a message on the wall of a home they had looted: “RICH BASTARDS.”
Some time ago, burglars in England scrawled a message on the
wall of a home they had looted: “RICH BASTARDS.”
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Women, I am told, heterosexual women, that is, cannot stop gazing Jon Hamm’s penis.
Women, I am told, heterosexual women, that
is, cannot stop gazing Jon Hamm’s penis.
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Sex-positive bros who will insensitively dry-hump you on the subway.
Sex-positive bros who will insensitively
dry-hump you on the subway.
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White females with mulatto children are significantly less educated.
White females with mulatto children
are significantly less educated.
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This was actually a shitstorm,” one of the victims, Elizabeth Kirkwood says.
This was actually a shitstorm,” one
of the victims, Elizabeth Kirkwood says.
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Niggs, who is serving a 15-year sentence for a gun conviction, walked away with barely a scratch, but will have to do a stint in solitary confinement for his attack on Fogle.
Niggs, who is serving a 15-year sentence for a gun conviction, walked away with barely a
scratch, but will have to do a stint in solitary confinement for his attack on Fogle.
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As Schiesel writes: "I came to realise that it is unrealistic and absurd to suppose that saying, 'Thank you, have a great day' is going to defuse and mollify a man who screams in your face, 'I want to rape you'."
As Schiesel writes: "I came to realise that it is unrealistic and absurd to suppose that saying, 'Thank you, have a
great day' is going to defuse and mollify a man who screams in your face, 'I want to rape you'."
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The one where an Oklahoma lawmaker tries to ban “depositing semen” in places that are not a woman’s vagina
The one where an Oklahoma lawmaker tries to ban “depositing
semen” in places that are not a woman’s vagina
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Or put another way, karma always has a way of biting you in the butt.
Or put another way, karma always has
a way of biting you in the butt.
98,677
A newlywed couple killed the wife's alleged rapist before they fried up and ate his genitals, according to police.
A newlywed couple killed the wife's alleged rapist before they
fried up and ate his genitals, according to police.
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John jokes we should “bomb, bomb, bomb Iran,” that Venezuela should be forcefully instructed in practicing democracy, and he fully supports any means by which America can exert destructive influence over central Africa.
John jokes we should “bomb, bomb, bomb Iran,” that Venezuela should be forcefully instructed in
practicing democracy, and he fully supports any means by which America can exert destructive influence over central Africa.
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But for Jazzie, it felt like her parents were “being idiots” and refusing to trust her.
But for Jazzie, it felt like her parents were
“being idiots” and refusing to trust her.
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Sitting in the rarefied confines of London’s Cadogan Hall, David Sedaris’ soft, lilting tones and reserved manner make it easy to forget what he really is: a proper fucking weirdo.
Sitting in the rarefied confines of London’s Cadogan Hall, David Sedaris’ soft, lilting tones
and reserved manner make it easy to forget what he really is: a proper fucking weirdo.
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“Gay propaganda is destructive and doing harm to our Christian nation, we can’t allow that.”
“Gay propaganda is destructive and doing harm to our
Christian nation, we can’t allow that.”
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5] Many people consider the terms to be equally pejorative, and the use of nigga both in and outside black communities remains controversial.[
5] Many people consider the terms to be equally pejorative, and
the use of nigga both in and outside black communities remains controversial.[
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Remember how pot smoking hippies were supposed to be all into nature and stuff, like these crying hippies below:
Remember how pot smoking hippies were supposed to be all
into nature and stuff, like these crying hippies below:
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You are the lord of life and death now – and you have full control over the lives of worthless human scum.
You are the lord of life and death now – and
you have full control over the lives of worthless human scum.
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Now, to be fair to the staunchly (old school) liberal Maher, he will presumably do his best to make Yiannopoulos look like an idiot, as he recently did with conservative talking heads Tomi Lahren and Piers Morgan.
Now, to be fair to the staunchly (old school) liberal Maher, he will presumably do his best
to make Yiannopoulos look like an idiot, as he recently did with conservative talking heads Tomi Lahren and Piers Morgan.
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The Vane will keep you updated in case this motherfucker floods for a sixth time.
The Vane will keep you updated in case
this motherfucker floods for a sixth time.
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I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained.
I know everyone will suggest that fucking a
pig is how this disease was obtained.
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They said it had then left his body by earthing through his genitals with the help of a small radio clipped to his belt.
They said it had then left his body by earthing through his
genitals with the help of a small radio clipped to his belt.
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ROAD RAGE: Los Angeles The City of Failure is this Friday and I won’t be sitting down all week as I work frantically to pull a show out of my ass!
ROAD RAGE: Los Angeles The City of Failure is this Friday and I won’t be
sitting down all week as I work frantically to pull a show out of my ass!
98,690
Hang the Bastard (7) get Saturday stripping heaviness down to its bare basics; the riffs.
Hang the Bastard (7) get Saturday stripping
heaviness down to its bare basics; the riffs.
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I first saw these guys almost a year ago when they opened for Heartless Bastards.
I first saw these guys almost a year
ago when they opened for Heartless Bastards.
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The man told medics he felt his small penis was to blame for the fact he had been dumped by his girlfriend, and as it was useless, decided to cut it off.
The man told medics he felt his small penis was to blame for the fact he had
been dumped by his girlfriend, and as it was useless, decided to cut it off.
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Women should be forced to have children, because it’s good for the economy.
Women should be forced to have children,
because it’s good for the economy.
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Where does this jogging lady buy an atheletic bra in her siz- OH WAIT, it's the world-famous hedgehog Sonic, I didn't recognize him because of his preposterously large boobs.
Where does this jogging lady buy an atheletic bra in her siz- OH WAIT, it's the
world-famous hedgehog Sonic, I didn't recognize him because of his preposterously large boobs.
98,695
Getting locked out of your home, your computer, or anywhere else you want to be can suck.
Getting locked out of your home, your computer,
or anywhere else you want to be can suck.
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That’s complete bullshit, as we’ve seen, but it’s hard to generate much sympathy for a man moving drugs around.
That’s complete bullshit, as we’ve seen, but it
’s hard to generate much sympathy for a man moving drugs around.
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God damn I am sick of getting requests to review these fucking Who Farted cans.
God damn I am sick of getting requests
to review these fucking Who Farted cans.
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Punto Negro –Punto Blanco© May 18, 2016 Yes, Trumpet was right Megyn Kelly is a Bimbo According to an online definition a Bimbo is an attractive but empty-headed young woman, especially one perceived as a willing sex object in other words a slut.
Punto Negro –Punto Blanco© May 18, 2016 Yes, Trumpet was right Megyn Kelly is a Bimbo According to an online definition
a Bimbo is an attractive but empty-headed young woman, especially one perceived as a willing sex object in other words a slut.
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Boris Johnson has been given a £1,000 poetry prize for a rude poem he wrote about the president of Turkey having sex with a goat.
Boris Johnson has been given a £1,000 poetry prize for a rude
poem he wrote about the president of Turkey having sex with a goat.