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98,500	We wonder if the Chinese man stopped at New Zealand customs for bringing along an 11-inch donkey penis read our story in 2012.	We wonder if the Chinese man stopped at New Zealand customs for	bringing along an 11-inch donkey penis read our story in 2012.
98,501	Despite having to deal with someone proving that he is an asshole by pulling percentages out of it, the OP remained calm and collected:	Despite having to deal with someone proving that he is an asshole by	pulling percentages out of it, the OP remained calm and collected:
98,502	Well, she’s nothing if not efficient, and Jenner is nothing if not a stunted sack of shit.	Well, she’s nothing if not efficient, and	Jenner is nothing if not a stunted sack of shit.
98,503	When asked if he was surprised that the nipples on the batsuit became so controversial, Schumacher replied, "Yes, I was like, 'Are you kidding me?'	When asked if he was surprised that the nipples on the batsuit became so controversial,	Schumacher replied, "Yes, I was like, 'Are you kidding me?'
98,504	However, the judges said the data, from a scan of her own vagina, could be used with a three-dimensional printer to create a realistic shape that could sexually arouse viewers.	However, the judges said the data, from a scan of her own vagina, could be	used with a three-dimensional printer to create a realistic shape that could sexually arouse viewers.
98,505	This insight into the violent, drug-filled, crime-ridden lifestyle of a young thug continued on songs like the controversial FUCK THA POLICE, GANGSTA GANGSTA, 8 BALL, and DOPEMAN, which are all powerful tracks.	This insight into the violent, drug-filled, crime-ridden lifestyle of a young thug continued on songs	like the controversial FUCK THA POLICE, GANGSTA GANGSTA, 8 BALL, and DOPEMAN, which are all powerful tracks.
98,506	"A hyper-sexualized, obviously female cow with her ass upended and poking through a circle, tail raised up, waiting for what?	"A hyper-sexualized, obviously female cow with her ass upended	and poking through a circle, tail raised up, waiting for what?
98,507	The Federal Communications Commission receives a lot of complaints, and some of them are about LeBron James' penis.	The Federal Communications Commission receives a lot of complaints,	and some of them are about LeBron James' penis.
98,508	"Penis size is so often conflated with human worth by both men and women ...	"Penis size is so often conflated with	human worth by both men and women ...
98,509	Apparently this is some idiotic viral video thing where you put rubbing alcohol on your skin and set yourself on fire.	Apparently this is some idiotic viral video thing where you put	rubbing alcohol on your skin and set yourself on fire.
98,510	But are we right to feel so strongly about it or have we just become cynical bastards?	But are we right to feel so strongly about	it or have we just become cynical bastards?
98,511	We are now proposing to call them morons, this word being the Greek for "fool."	We are now proposing to call them morons,	this word being the Greek for "fool."
98,512	But if the players think they’re helping themselves by calling Bettman an idiot and sayin’ Bettman is a cancer. . . .	But if the players think they’re helping themselves by calling Bettman	an idiot and sayin’ Bettman is a cancer. . . .
98,513	Open Letter to John McCain: Get Out of Washington, You Low-Life Scum	Open Letter to John McCain: Get Out	of Washington, You Low-Life Scum
98,514	But his racist remarks this week about Asian Americans — and his oblivious response — are too ugly to ignore.	But his racist remarks this week about Asian Americans —	and his oblivious response — are too ugly to ignore.
98,515	For our inaugural column, we talked to men about dick size; next, we interviewed women about their vaginas.	For our inaugural column, we talked to men about dick	size; next, we interviewed women about their vaginas.
98,516	In truth, the biggest reveal from these emails is that Campbell is, at best, a complete asshole while Brendan Shanahan appears to at least be trying to do right by the players.	In truth, the biggest reveal from these emails is that Campbell is, at best, a	complete asshole while Brendan Shanahan appears to at least be trying to do right by the players.
98,517	If you're short on time, yes, he continues to not give a fuck about Native Americans, or you, or your opinion of him exploiting and slurring Native Americans for personal gain.	If you're short on time, yes, he continues to not give a fuck about Native	Americans, or you, or your opinion of him exploiting and slurring Native Americans for personal gain.
98,518	While I appreciate Andrew DiRienzo’s article, “Why Fighting Needs to Go in the NHL,” I would politely like to call it a load of crap.	While I appreciate Andrew DiRienzo’s article, “Why Fighting Needs to Go in	the NHL,” I would politely like to call it a load of crap.
98,519	'In politics, when you win you are a genius and when you lose everyone calls you an idiot.	'In politics, when you win you are a	genius and when you lose everyone calls you an idiot.
98,520	When Bachmann, who appeared as a guest on Fallon's show, walked across the stage to take her seat next to the host's desk, The Roots played the opening of a song by Fishbone called "Lyin' Ass Bitch."	When Bachmann, who appeared as a guest on Fallon's show, walked across the stage to take her seat next to	the host's desk, The Roots played the opening of a song by Fishbone called "Lyin' Ass Bitch."
98,521	And then you spend the remainder of the week chastising yourself for being stupid.	And then you spend the remainder of	the week chastising yourself for being stupid.
98,522	Being a useless dickhead won't prevent you from being successful; just look at Piers Morgan .	Being a useless dickhead won't prevent you from	being successful; just look at Piers Morgan .
98,523	Some White House staffers still hope to convince the president to alter his strategy and start calling his opponents ‘dicks’, ‘fuckers’ and ‘deviant gimp-felchers who would rape their own grandmothers if she looked at them the wrong way’.	Some White House staffers still hope to convince the president to alter his strategy and start calling his opponents ‘dicks’, ‘	fuckers’ and ‘deviant gimp-felchers who would rape their own grandmothers if she looked at them the wrong way’.
98,524	The 1st time was during slavery with the slave master pitting light-skinned Blacks--house-niggers--against dark-skinned Blacks--field-niggers.	The 1st time was during slavery with the slave master pitting light-skinned Blacks	--house-niggers--against dark-skinned Blacks--field-niggers.
98,525	If anything like that happened right now, your bullshit detectors would be going off like car alarms after an earthquake.	If anything like that happened right now, your bullshit detectors	would be going off like car alarms after an earthquake.
98,526	My team and I fought our way through its bowels only to be shot back in time through its rectum.	My team and I fought our way through its bowels	only to be shot back in time through its rectum.
98,527	Though, in my honest opinion, we won’t be fully equal until women are forced to get shit haircuts every week.	Though, in my honest opinion, we won’t be fully	equal until women are forced to get shit haircuts every week.
98,528	She has focused her work on protecting what she calls dangerous ideas from “those who refuse to mind their own fucking business.”	She has focused her work on protecting what she calls dangerous ideas	from “those who refuse to mind their own fucking business.”
98,529	A Dallas human resources director has filed a lawsuit to find out who anonymously sent her penis-shaped candy at work.	A Dallas human resources director has filed a lawsuit to find	out who anonymously sent her penis-shaped candy at work.
98,530	It's called The Last Airbender; it is apparently based on some kind of cartoon; and it really, truly sucks.	It's called The Last Airbender; it is apparently based on	some kind of cartoon; and it really, truly sucks.
98,531	The internet has begun to throw around the word “trigger” like it’s rice at a goddamn wedding.	The internet has begun to throw around the word “	trigger” like it’s rice at a goddamn wedding.
98,532	You touch a Small or larger corpse that has been dead no longer than 8 hours.	You touch a Small or larger corpse that	has been dead no longer than 8 hours.
98,533	We have had this discussion many times in the past, especially at smaller startups where the general climate is „just get the fucking shit done asap“, which more often than not includes „no time for testing“.	We have had this discussion many times in the past, especially at smaller startups where the general climate is „	just get the fucking shit done asap“, which more often than not includes „no time for testing“.
98,534	Okay so let’s start off with everyone thinking that Asian guys are losers.	Okay so let’s start off with	everyone thinking that Asian guys are losers.
98,535	Overall, architects have the ability to earn a healthy income but the starting pay for entry level interns just sucks!	Overall, architects have the ability to earn a healthy income	but the starting pay for entry level interns just sucks!
98,536	“I’ve had my ass grabbed by older, powerful men, I’ve had them corner me in inappropriate sexual conversations when I was much younger,” wrote Van Der Beek, who is best known for "Dawson’s Creek."	“I’ve had my ass grabbed by older, powerful men, I’ve had them corner me in inappropriate sexual conversations	when I was much younger,” wrote Van Der Beek, who is best known for "Dawson’s Creek."
98,537	After a community meeting, the vigilantes dragged the man into a nearby butchery and used a meat cleaver to cut off his penis.	After a community meeting, the vigilantes dragged the man into a	nearby butchery and used a meat cleaver to cut off his penis.
98,538	The Knicks and Sixers have shown us ourselves, and we are garbage.	The Knicks and Sixers have shown us	ourselves, and we are garbage.
98,539	This game was originally called Shitty Towers, but when 17 play testers went on a homicidal rampage, its name was changed to remind us all of that cold, bloody morning.	This game was originally called Shitty Towers, but when 17 play testers went on a homicidal	rampage, its name was changed to remind us all of that cold, bloody morning.