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Getting back on her feet, Arielle leans against the shower door until her breasts are pressed against the glass.
Getting back on her feet, Arielle leans against the
shower door until her breasts are pressed against the glass.
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The researchers used those seven words—shit, piss, fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, and cunt—as the crux for their study, cross-referencing the words with American literature via Google Books to conclude that books are 28 times more naughty than they were in the early 1950s.
The researchers used those seven words—shit, piss, fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, and cunt—as the crux for their study
, cross-referencing the words with American literature via Google Books to conclude that books are 28 times more naughty than they were in the early 1950s.
98,702
“If you say ‘core stability,’ everyone sucks in their bellybutton,” he said.
“If you say ‘core stability,’
everyone sucks in their bellybutton,” he said.
98,703
Da Bloat was also a funky-ass boss featured up in Wrath of tha Lamb.
Da Bloat was also a funky-ass
boss featured up in Wrath of tha Lamb.
98,704
We’ve all ex­pe­ri­enced ar­bi­trary dele­tions, woe­ful­ly un­even en­force­ment of po­lices, and mods who are just plain rag­ing cunts.
We’ve all ex­pe­ri­enced ar­bi­trary dele­tions, woe­ful­ly un­even en­force­ment of
po­lices, and mods who are just plain rag­ing cunts.
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EDIT: Damn it, I didn’t realise how similar this is to a Cyanide & Happiness comic.
EDIT: Damn it, I didn’t realise how
similar this is to a Cyanide & Happiness comic.
98,706
Both families tell each other to “shut the f*ck up” before the white man begins calling the black family “god damn n*ggers.”
Both families tell each other to “shut the f*ck up” before
the white man begins calling the black family “god damn n*ggers.”
98,707
He run in my fucking house naked, hooting and hollering and tearing shit up."
He run in my fucking house naked,
hooting and hollering and tearing shit up."
98,708
"You get far fewer erections when you're fatter than you do when you're slimmer.
"You get far fewer erections when you're
fatter than you do when you're slimmer.
98,709
I may have enjoyed the book more if Rebecca hadn't come across as such a stupid and weak woman.
I may have enjoyed the book more if Rebecca had
n't come across as such a stupid and weak woman.
98,710
But think of “The Fever (Aye Aye)”, “I’ve Seen Footage”, “Whatever I Want (Fuck Who’s Watching)”.
But think of “The Fever (Aye Aye)”, “I’ve
Seen Footage”, “Whatever I Want (Fuck Who’s Watching)”.
98,711
A friend of the victim, Evan Guttman, tracked down the thief and sent her an IM asking her to return the phone, to which he was politely told to jam his head in his ass and see if he could look out his own mouth again.
A friend of the victim, Evan Guttman, tracked down the thief and sent her an IM asking her to return the phone,
to which he was politely told to jam his head in his ass and see if he could look out his own mouth again.
98,712
I figure Mina doesn't put up with his shit, and tries to gently ease him into the idea of not hating ponies so completely.
I figure Mina doesn't put up with his shit, and tries
to gently ease him into the idea of not hating ponies so completely.
98,713
Motherf*cker’s gotta have millions sticking out of his a**hole, I mean, you’ve gotta go to bed with that every night?
Motherf*cker’s gotta have millions sticking out of his a**hole, I
mean, you’ve gotta go to bed with that every night?
98,714
He created his viral hit "The Race" on the day he made his escape, where he rapped "Fuck a beat, I was tryna beat a case/ But I ain't beat that case, bitch I did the race," and was captured in New Jersey on June 30.
He created his viral hit "The Race" on the day he made his escape, where he rapped "Fuck a beat, I was tryna
beat a case/ But I ain't beat that case, bitch I did the race," and was captured in New Jersey on June 30.
98,715
Luckily we stumbled upon a toy store in Thailand that lets you confront your fear of buying a crappy present by selling literal pieces of crap.
Luckily we stumbled upon a toy store in Thailand that lets you confront
your fear of buying a crappy present by selling literal pieces of crap.
98,716
If you don’t have descriptions, you will get lost in your groups very fast and turn your AD into a pile of garbage.
If you don’t have descriptions, you will get lost in your
groups very fast and turn your AD into a pile of garbage.
98,717
Sadly, many women buy into the message that the vagina is dirty and smelly leading to shame and embarrassment.
Sadly, many women buy into the message that the
vagina is dirty and smelly leading to shame and embarrassment.
98,718
Some kid in the hood who made a mistake selling drugs will go to jail and have his life ruined but you, you evil lying scumbags will get away with a paltry fine that means nothing to you Flea on Facebook
Some kid in the hood who made a mistake selling drugs will go to jail and have his life ruined but
you, you evil lying scumbags will get away with a paltry fine that means nothing to you Flea on Facebook
98,719
Yesterday we reported that the famous Crown Candy malt challenge has its ass handed to it by someone who claimed to be Kevin Ross.
Yesterday we reported that the famous Crown Candy malt challenge has its
ass handed to it by someone who claimed to be Kevin Ross.
98,720
I hammer my keyboard and type “the quick brown fox jumps over the flying dog raging bitch” a few times as to not look like a slacker.
I hammer my keyboard and type “the quick brown fox jumps over the flying
dog raging bitch” a few times as to not look like a slacker.
98,721
Two unidentified men caught hold of him and started assaulting him.When he tried to stop them and asked them why they were hitting him, they reportedly told him that they had seen him masturbating while ogling at a woman passing by.
Two unidentified men caught hold of him and started assaulting him.When he tried to stop them and asked them why
they were hitting him, they reportedly told him that they had seen him masturbating while ogling at a woman passing by.
98,722
I’m talking about a man who eats penis, literally; this book has the highest count of genital mutilation in a single book I’ve ever read.
I’m talking about a man who eats penis, literally; this book has
the highest count of genital mutilation in a single book I’ve ever read.
98,723
He then goes on to ask the girls if they masturbate, how frequently they masturbate, what they do to excite themselves, what it felt like to masturbate for the first time and if they have been caught red-handed ever.
He then goes on to ask the girls if they masturbate, how frequently they masturbate, what they do to excite
themselves, what it felt like to masturbate for the first time and if they have been caught red-handed ever.
98,724
Fucking four tables and everything is going wrong. "I don't want to say any more about this. It's just crap. It's for amateurs." Ding is expected to be fined for his outburst, but further sanctions are unlikely.
Fucking four tables and everything is going wrong. "I don't want to say any more about this. It's just
crap. It's for amateurs." Ding is expected to be fined for his outburst, but further sanctions are unlikely.
98,725
Fuckin’ hippies need ta get a job,” remarked the pipeline worker in his thick Louisiana accent to a friend sitting with him.
Fuckin’ hippies need ta get a job,” remarked the pipeline
worker in his thick Louisiana accent to a friend sitting with him.
98,726
In his article written for his fellow Jews he reveals that typical Jewish children are raised to view Israel as the true homeland and the racist position that Gentiles are hateful inferiors!
In his article written for his fellow Jews he reveals that typical Jewish children are raised
to view Israel as the true homeland and the racist position that Gentiles are hateful inferiors!
98,727
Morons rush to look up 'moron' after Tillerson lobs insult at Trump
Morons rush to look up 'moron
' after Tillerson lobs insult at Trump
98,728
My flesh of my flesh uses her sharp talons to pull the wound on my breast into her mouth.
My flesh of my flesh uses her sharp talons to
pull the wound on my breast into her mouth.
98,729
In one Russian courtroom, it apparently depends at least partially on the size of your genitals.
In one Russian courtroom, it apparently depends at
least partially on the size of your genitals.
98,730
Satisfy the negro that if he faithfully adheres to our standard during the war he shall receive his freedom and that of his race ... and we change the race from a dreaded weakness to a position of strength.
Satisfy the negro that if he faithfully adheres to our standard during the war he shall receive his freedom and
that of his race ... and we change the race from a dreaded weakness to a position of strength.
98,731
I do see a lot of hate for transgender folk on reddit so it's nice to see that, on a thread related to the issue, the assholes either ignored it or are voted to the bottom.
I do see a lot of hate for transgender folk on reddit so it's nice to see that,
on a thread related to the issue, the assholes either ignored it or are voted to the bottom.
98,732
When you join the Side Project Accelerator you join a mastermind group of side-project hackers that will help hold you accountable for getting your shit done!
When you join the Side Project Accelerator you join a mastermind group of side
-project hackers that will help hold you accountable for getting your shit done!
98,733
There is, of course, nothing to stop total idiots trying to be leader of the free world, but you'd think there'd be some sort of winnowing process that would stop them reaching the last six.
There is, of course, nothing to stop total idiots trying to be leader of the free world,
but you'd think there'd be some sort of winnowing process that would stop them reaching the last six.
98,734
"You see him, the face of an angel but he is a son of a bitch, always makes jokes, always breaks the boxes, does not stand still," Gattuso told the CheTempoCheFa television show.
"You see him, the face of an angel but he is a son of a bitch, always
makes jokes, always breaks the boxes, does not stand still," Gattuso told the CheTempoCheFa television show.
98,735
They have shots that can juice 'em up and fill out a blouse with completely soft and natural breasts.
They have shots that can juice 'em up and fill
out a blouse with completely soft and natural breasts.
98,736
See you in Hell, Beatles… and/or kids with bowl cuts, surfer cuts or (my favorite) butt cuts.
See you in Hell, Beatles… and/or kids with bowl
cuts, surfer cuts or (my favorite) butt cuts.
98,737
Don’t be like those poor chumps who missed out on the Vinyl Cast.
Don’t be like those poor chumps
who missed out on the Vinyl Cast.
98,738
Remember that classic moment in 'Jersey Shore' where Snooki got decked in the face by some moron?
Remember that classic moment in 'Jersey Shore' where
Snooki got decked in the face by some moron?
98,739
A page outlining Fuck This Jam's rules explains that anyone can "participate for just two days or seven days.
A page outlining Fuck This Jam's rules explains that anyone
can "participate for just two days or seven days.
98,740
The screen lifts and stops at stomach level so all you see is a line of naked vaginas .
The screen lifts and stops at stomach level so
all you see is a line of naked vaginas .
98,741
The men that do this, do it because they hope you’ll fuck them for it.
The men that do this, do it because
they hope you’ll fuck them for it.
98,742
In the video, the man repeatedly tells the NYPD he fell asleep, and eventually informs whoever is filming, "I'm coming from work, and they fuck with me because I'm sleeping.
In the video, the man repeatedly tells the NYPD he fell asleep, and eventually informs whoever is
filming, "I'm coming from work, and they fuck with me because I'm sleeping.
98,743
Tar sands supporters seem to disseminate their little black lies with impunity, and there is no way, in a democracy where free speech is sacrosanct, to stop the flood of tar sands bullshit sullying the airwaves.
Tar sands supporters seem to disseminate their little black lies with impunity, and there is no way, in
a democracy where free speech is sacrosanct, to stop the flood of tar sands bullshit sullying the airwaves.
98,744
Don’t you morons realise that most people couldn’t care less about helping you?
Don’t you morons realise that most people
couldn’t care less about helping you?
98,745
What nonsense would it be to believe that and to treat the whims of some sluts as actually defacing a virgin or a married woman !
What nonsense would it be to believe that and to treat the whims
of some sluts as actually defacing a virgin or a married woman !
98,746
Just because I have a valid concern with attitude and people acting no different from white supremacists and that concern is different from people buying into this BULLSHIT does not mean it is a shitpost.
Just because I have a valid concern with attitude and people acting no different from white supremacists and
that concern is different from people buying into this BULLSHIT does not mean it is a shitpost.
98,747
When Supreme Court justices took up that issue in court on Wednesday, the usually highly divided court agreed on one thing: these Westboro Baptist Church people are jerks.
When Supreme Court justices took up that issue in court on Wednesday, the usually
highly divided court agreed on one thing: these Westboro Baptist Church people are jerks.
98,748
But just make sure you are not a Conservative, as then you risk being called a ‘racist bigot’ a ‘f****** monster’ or even a ‘f****** c***bag of a t***’.
But just make sure you are not a Conservative, as then you risk being called a ‘racist bigot’ a ‘f**
**** monster’ or even a ‘f****** c***bag of a t***’.
98,749
Perez says "Republicans don't give a shit about people" around the 26-minute mark.
Perez says "Republicans don't give a
shit about people" around the 26-minute mark.
98,750
What kind of prepubescent, budding young child would buy in to joining a religion that denies them from participating in masturbation, sex, pornography, curse words, and Harry Potter?
What kind of prepubescent, budding young child would buy in to joining a religion that denies
them from participating in masturbation, sex, pornography, curse words, and Harry Potter?
98,751
The reality of Duke Nukem Forever is that it's absolute garbage that should have stayed confined to the bowels of Development Hell.
The reality of Duke Nukem Forever is that it's absolute garbage
that should have stayed confined to the bowels of Development Hell.
98,752
Tears streamed down her face as she half whispered – half yelled “you are an IDIOT Mama.”
Tears streamed down her face as she half whispered –
half yelled “you are an IDIOT Mama.”
98,753
A chef at Donald Trump's controversial golf resort in Scotland was sacked after colleagues baked a shortbread shaped like a penis and dedicated it to him.
A chef at Donald Trump's controversial golf resort in Scotland was sacked after
colleagues baked a shortbread shaped like a penis and dedicated it to him.
98,754
Yet many liberal commentators have managed it in the painful festival of stupidity that has followed his horrific act of mass murder.
Yet many liberal commentators have managed it in the painful festival
of stupidity that has followed his horrific act of mass murder.
98,755
Watch Carmen and Carl reunite, and a crap load of bugs flit from space and stab a bunch of soldiers.
Watch Carmen and Carl reunite, and a crap load of
bugs flit from space and stab a bunch of soldiers.
98,756
[Jessica: “Man, you n*ggas is stupid if y’all don’t sign Kanye, forreal.”] – Kanye West In the beginning of Kanye’s career, Jessica Rivera was an A&R at Def Jam.
[Jessica: “Man, you n*ggas is stupid if y’all don’t sign Kanye, forreal.”
] – Kanye West In the beginning of Kanye’s career, Jessica Rivera was an A&R at Def Jam.
98,757
Two of the perpetrators were black teenagers, who admitted they were “bored” and decided to kill Mr.
Two of the perpetrators were black teenagers, who admitted
they were “bored” and decided to kill Mr.
98,758
Then it continued, "we are killing off the entire evil white race by making them addicted to cocaine, crack, spiked marijuana, spice, meth, heroin, hash, and other poisons, to kill them."
Then it continued, "we are killing off the entire evil white race by making them addicted to cocaine,
crack, spiked marijuana, spice, meth, heroin, hash, and other poisons, to kill them."
98,759
There was something brutal, but beautiful about the manner in which the Boks regularly manhandled the All Blacks on Saturday.
There was something brutal, but beautiful about the manner in
which the Boks regularly manhandled the All Blacks on Saturday.
98,760
"Says the idiot who butterfingered the wallet and got her to notice what we were doing."
"Says the idiot who butterfingered the wallet and
got her to notice what we were doing."
98,761
“We are trying to raise money for the kids…not just muscular dystrophy, but retards as well, all kinds of fucked-up freaks,” said Oderus.
“We are trying to raise money for the kids…not just muscular dystrophy,
but retards as well, all kinds of fucked-up freaks,” said Oderus.
98,762
This year, we had a debate about how big Donald Trump's penis is.
This year, we had a debate about
how big Donald Trump's penis is.
98,763
‘You’re an African booty scratcher,’ or, ‘You stink,’ or, ‘You live in trees,’ or things like that.
‘You’re an African booty scratcher,’ or, ‘You stink,
’ or, ‘You live in trees,’ or things like that.
98,764
Tina Reiri, pictured here in 2012, was spotted masturbating in full view of people walking past.
Tina Reiri, pictured here in 2012, was
spotted masturbating in full view of people walking past.
98,765
Watch and witness the incredible process of Bieber earning—hands down—the award for Tiniest, Most Insolent Asshole.
Watch and witness the incredible process of Bieber earning—hands
down—the award for Tiniest, Most Insolent Asshole.
98,766
After the match, Morganella took to Twitter to call his opponents a "bunch of retards."
After the match, Morganella took to Twitter to
call his opponents a "bunch of retards."
98,767
A lot of these guys don’t get out and are making shit in their rooms or basements, and only exists on the Internet.”
A lot of these guys don’t get out and are making shit
in their rooms or basements, and only exists on the Internet.”
98,768
You know, fuck it, I will just stop playing social and trying be humble artist and concentrate on getting better and actually making this hobby worth the time.Well what ever right?
You know, fuck it, I will just stop playing social and trying be humble artist and
concentrate on getting better and actually making this hobby worth the time.Well what ever right?
98,769
Jakovlevs, of Acrefair, Wrexham, was said to have been under the influence of drink and cocaine when he posted on Facebook that he believed Muslims should be killed and stopped from entering the country.
Jakovlevs, of Acrefair, Wrexham, was said to have been under the influence of drink and cocaine
when he posted on Facebook that he believed Muslims should be killed and stopped from entering the country.
98,770
Later, on Thursday, HBO’s Bill Maher Tweeted, “Every asshole who ever chanted ‘Drill baby drill’ should have to report to the Gulf coast today for cleanup duty.”
Later, on Thursday, HBO’s Bill Maher Tweeted, “Every asshole who ever chanted ‘
Drill baby drill’ should have to report to the Gulf coast today for cleanup duty.”
98,771
Those people are our base and they will now have a place to be heard and be free of those pesky Jews.”
Those people are our base and they will now have a place
to be heard and be free of those pesky Jews.”
98,772
If you identify a normal guy as a threat you could get called a bitch; if you identify a creep as a normal guy you could end up dead.
If you identify a normal guy as a threat you could get called a bitch
; if you identify a creep as a normal guy you could end up dead.
98,773
That retarded frat game is called " Limp Biscuit "... which kind of indirectly explains why the band of the same namesake is so fucking horrible.3.)
That retarded frat game is called " Limp Biscuit "... which kind of
indirectly explains why the band of the same namesake is so fucking horrible.3.)
98,774
“Look, nobody wants to believe that Trump paid Russian hookers to pee all over a bed more than I do, but there is zero proof that happened.
“Look, nobody wants to believe that Trump paid Russian hookers to pee all
over a bed more than I do, but there is zero proof that happened.
98,775
A positive "Throckmorton" sign is when the patient's penis lies to or points to the side of the body wherein lies the abnormality on a plain X-ray of the Pelvis.
A positive "Throckmorton" sign is when the patient's penis lies to or points to the
side of the body wherein lies the abnormality on a plain X-ray of the Pelvis.
98,776
Sperry was then “put through a body scan,” which revealed that she “had items concealed in her vagina or anus.”
Sperry was then “put through a body scan,” which revealed
that she “had items concealed in her vagina or anus.”
98,777
Because Jill Stein sure isn't thinking about her country, when she spews this type of garbage.
Because Jill Stein sure isn't thinking about her
country, when she spews this type of garbage.
98,778
If I'd seen it in 1995, in that hot shade of white (a model only ever released in Japan), I may well have lost my shit entirely.
If I'd seen it in 1995, in that hot shade of white (a
model only ever released in Japan), I may well have lost my shit entirely.
98,779
Rogers also says the former Senator from Clearwater "rubbed her thigh area" while at a social event and "grabbed her midsection" and touched the underside of her breasts.
Rogers also says the former Senator from Clearwater "rubbed her thigh area" while at
a social event and "grabbed her midsection" and touched the underside of her breasts.
98,780
What a Disgusting Price to the Asian Community + Disrespecting the Customers
What a Disgusting Price to the
Asian Community + Disrespecting the Customers
98,781
But here's the rub: the language must show you where you have done something stupid.
But here's the rub: the language must
show you where you have done something stupid.
98,782
It’s a wise (and maybe the only) political move available to these scumbags.
It’s a wise (and maybe the
only) political move available to these scumbags.
98,783
“Getting kicked out of a parade for being too gay is like being kicked out of a gay orgy for being too gay.”
“Getting kicked out of a parade for being too gay is like
being kicked out of a gay orgy for being too gay.”
98,784
The guy took down his pants and started having sex with the dog!
The guy took down his pants and
started having sex with the dog!
98,785
James Deen held me down and fucked me while I said no, stop, used my safeword.
James Deen held me down and fucked me while
I said no, stop, used my safeword.
98,786
“Because al Qaeda believes in blowing people up, not in winning people over, it can be beaten, must be beaten, and will be beaten.”
“Because al Qaeda believes in blowing people up, not in winning people over
, it can be beaten, must be beaten, and will be beaten.”
98,787
“Only 6% of women rate their partner’s penis size as small and 84% say they’re very satisfied with their lover’s size.
“Only 6% of women rate their partner’s penis size as small
and 84% say they’re very satisfied with their lover’s size.
98,788
One sample: `You want to play smartass, and I`m not going to play your f**king game.
One sample: `You want to play smartass,
and I`m not going to play your f**king game.
98,789
The sort that tell you to shut up, stop whining, stop moaning – to get a life.
The sort that tell you to shut up, stop
whining, stop moaning – to get a life.
98,790
Set in a fictional world where anyone in Los Angeles gives a shit about the Rams or Chargers, your character will dress in highly stylized Rams “fan” attire, and lose a harrowing team spirit competition against an overwhelming horde of actual Eagles fans.
Set in a fictional world where anyone in Los Angeles gives a shit about the Rams or Chargers, your character will dress in
highly stylized Rams “fan” attire, and lose a harrowing team spirit competition against an overwhelming horde of actual Eagles fans.
98,791
The video appears below and the filmmaker can’t stop laughing while commenting how “that shit looks good.”
The video appears below and the filmmaker can’t stop
laughing while commenting how “that shit looks good.”
98,792
We’re none of us stupid – or too stupid – we know where we come from and we’ve seen what happens to the generations before us.
We’re none of us stupid – or too stupid – we know where
we come from and we’ve seen what happens to the generations before us.
98,793
I understand that your basis for what rent and utilities might cost is still based on your hometown of Buttfuck, KY's cost-of-living chart.
I understand that your basis for what rent and utilities might cost is still based
on your hometown of Buttfuck, KY's cost-of-living chart.
98,794
“It’s so interesting to see this woman, basically using her boobies —I shouldn’t have said that— to using her breasts to run for office,” McDaniel said on his show, The Right Side, back in 2006.
“It’s so interesting to see this woman, basically using her boobies —I shouldn’t have said that— to
using her breasts to run for office,” McDaniel said on his show, The Right Side, back in 2006.
98,795
A circus of shitty #unitetherite Nazis with tiki torches gathering on a confederate statue in Charlottesville, Virginia last weekend isn't some anomaly.
A circus of shitty #unitetherite Nazis with tiki torches gathering on a
confederate statue in Charlottesville, Virginia last weekend isn't some anomaly.
98,796
Is greatness the adulation of untold scores of strangers, screaming your own words, words that you wrote, back at you while fireworks and shit go off behind you?
Is greatness the adulation of untold scores of strangers, screaming your own words, words
that you wrote, back at you while fireworks and shit go off behind you?
98,797
Those are the people that are the first to tell minorities, ‘Suck it up.’”
Those are the people that are the first to
tell minorities, ‘Suck it up.’”
98,798
Are these the morons we’re counting on to be leaders in the future?”
Are these the morons we’re counting on
to be leaders in the future?”
98,799
Kyle noted that unlike his peers at the time, the Cleveland MC was “rapping about real shit”:
Kyle noted that unlike his peers at the time,
the Cleveland MC was “rapping about real shit”: