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“You have heard some of my opponents say that we must kill and destroy every last member of ISIS… But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who hate you, so that you can become God’s children!”
“You have heard some of my opponents say that we must kill and destroy every last member of ISIS… But I
tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who hate you, so that you can become God’s children!”
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As he made his way by a group of reporters, the 21-year-old purposely turned his back to the camera to show off the repeated "F**k You" emblazoned on the back of the coat.
As he made his way by a group of reporters, the 21-year-old purposely turned his back
to the camera to show off the repeated "F**k You" emblazoned on the back of the coat.
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It’s common decency NOT to grab boobs, pu–ies (like our President does) … or any other body part of another, uninvited.
It’s common decency NOT to grab boobs, pu–ies (like
our President does) … or any other body part of another, uninvited.
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I don't want this to turn into trollbait or a guide to being able to spot a trans vagina***
I don't want this to turn into trollbait or a
guide to being able to spot a trans vagina***
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A fifth woman, who spoke anonymously, said C.K. repeatedly asked to masturbate in front of her.
A fifth woman, who spoke anonymously, said
C.K. repeatedly asked to masturbate in front of her.
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Dark skin makes you stupid and undesirable, seems to be the message of a new campaign by Citra Thailand, who is putting its money where its pasty, bleached mouth is.
Dark skin makes you stupid and undesirable, seems to be the message of a new campaign
by Citra Thailand, who is putting its money where its pasty, bleached mouth is.
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That set it up for the unfortunate defrost, leaving the city’s sidewalks covered in piles of dog crap people didn’t pick up.
That set it up for the unfortunate defrost, leaving the city’s
sidewalks covered in piles of dog crap people didn’t pick up.
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Maybe I was trying a little too hard with all the Helter Skelter apocalyptic race war shit.
Maybe I was trying a little too hard with
all the Helter Skelter apocalyptic race war shit.
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“ First of all, its so tired and over played and people obsess over it without giving a shit about the rest of the bill of rights.
“ First of all, its so tired and over played and people obsess
over it without giving a shit about the rest of the bill of rights.
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This might be the last time y’all hear me talk shit for a long time.
This might be the last time y’all
hear me talk shit for a long time.
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Can we just set aside those arguments for all things media going forward and say that such arugments are INCREDIBLY STUPID ?
Can we just set aside those arguments for all things media
going forward and say that such arugments are INCREDIBLY STUPID ?
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A Saudi user added: 'It's awful that it's 2016 and these idiots still have any authority.
A Saudi user added: 'It's awful that
it's 2016 and these idiots still have any authority.
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''If I thought I could switch this dickhead off without getting done I don't think I'd have too much of a problem.''
''If I thought I could switch this dickhead off without getting done
I don't think I'd have too much of a problem.''
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Now, you’re probably wondering, “How does that make my Secret Santa brilliant?” Simple, he was smart enough to pack a giant thing of snacks, so I can sit back, get my nom-nom on, and watch my sister act like an idiot.
Now, you’re probably wondering, “How does that make my Secret Santa brilliant?” Simple, he was smart enough to pack a
giant thing of snacks, so I can sit back, get my nom-nom on, and watch my sister act like an idiot.
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OK, so cheating on your spouse is a terrible idea, and doing so anyway with a hooker is worse still.
OK, so cheating on your spouse is a terrible idea
, and doing so anyway with a hooker is worse still.
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Trump’s criticism reached a fever pitch last week when he made remarks referring to any player who kneels as a “son of a bitch.”
Trump’s criticism reached a fever pitch last week when he made remarks referring
to any player who kneels as a “son of a bitch.”
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But if you’re unique and you stink, however, you probably will get way less slack than equally-stinky players.
But if you’re unique and you stink, however, you
probably will get way less slack than equally-stinky players.
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A jury returned a verdict of $1,357,901.12 on Tuesday on behalf of Daniel Burden, now five, for the damage done to his penis when he was a baby.
A jury returned a verdict of $1,357,901.12 on Tuesday on behalf of Daniel Burden,
now five, for the damage done to his penis when he was a baby.
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This made me realize that I need to write up a page about the actual nature of sluts.
This made me realize that I need to write
up a page about the actual nature of sluts.
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By the end of the game, thousands of comments had been posted, and they offer us an enormous body of information from which to understand how unbelievably shitty this was for Seminoles fans.
By the end of the game, thousands of comments had been posted, and they offer us
an enormous body of information from which to understand how unbelievably shitty this was for Seminoles fans.
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Kendrick is cute, but my self-worth is not contingent on whether or not he (or anyone else) would fuck me on my mom’s couch.
Kendrick is cute, but my self-worth is not contingent on whether or
not he (or anyone else) would fuck me on my mom’s couch.
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In Carmel, blacks are more than six times as likely to be arrested as others.
In Carmel, blacks are more than six
times as likely to be arrested as others.
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The bad news is, scheduling issues have forced that adventure onto a now 3-week hiatus, which sucks.
The bad news is, scheduling issues have forced that
adventure onto a now 3-week hiatus, which sucks.
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To people who support the Bernie or Bust movement, she says, “That’s f*cking crazy and you’re out of your mind.
To people who support the Bernie or Bust movement, she says,
“That’s f*cking crazy and you’re out of your mind.
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Whole spate of suggestion of vile ad hominem attacks come out, including insinuation that you have mental problems so severe as to justify forcible confinement.
Whole spate of suggestion of vile ad hominem attacks come out, including
insinuation that you have mental problems so severe as to justify forcible confinement.
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Our analysis reveals a dearth of fucks in the District relative to the rest of the nation; the local fuck frequency in D.C. is a scant 11.7 per 1000 tweets.
Our analysis reveals a dearth of fucks in the District relative to the rest of the
nation; the local fuck frequency in D.C. is a scant 11.7 per 1000 tweets.
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"So cute I could... die, eat you up, kill you, maul you," Aragon continued.
"So cute I could... die, eat you up
, kill you, maul you," Aragon continued.
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What seemed like hundreds of photographs he’d taken of glistening splorts of sea urchin on dickish black flatware.
What seemed like hundreds of photographs he’d taken of
glistening splorts of sea urchin on dickish black flatware.
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It’s the perfect marriage of big balls, small bikinis, bad guys with good hearts and, most importantly, automobile porn.
It’s the perfect marriage of big balls, small bikinis,
bad guys with good hearts and, most importantly, automobile porn.
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When you get cut off in the parking lot by the jackass who steals your parking space, what should you do?
When you get cut off in the parking lot by the
jackass who steals your parking space, what should you do?
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I could comfortably look down and see only his chin and mouth moving, feel his tongue working my clit.
I could comfortably look down and see only his chin
and mouth moving, feel his tongue working my clit.
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They should appease you and placate you like it’s their fucking job.
They should appease you and placate you
like it’s their fucking job.
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Well, it was last weekend and i was watching porn on my computer and masturbating when my dog came in the room to see what the fuss was about.
Well, it was last weekend and i was watching porn on my computer and
masturbating when my dog came in the room to see what the fuss was about.
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Chronicle has published several books from Tumblrs, most recently Dads Are the Original Hipsters and F*ck!
Chronicle has published several books from Tumblrs, most
recently Dads Are the Original Hipsters and F*ck!
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And the shit that Karl Rove’s pack of soulless jackals pulled in 2004 amazed even my cynical sensibilities.
And the shit that Karl Rove’s pack of soulless
jackals pulled in 2004 amazed even my cynical sensibilities.
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People might just vote for the funniest, but really stupid idea.
People might just vote for the
funniest, but really stupid idea.
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“Write it on a Post-It note and stick it on your refrigerator, hire a skywriter once a month, tattoo it on your ass, because a Klan-backed misogynist internet troll is going to be delivering the next State of the Union address, and that is not normal.
“Write it on a Post-It note and stick it on your refrigerator, hire a skywriter once a month, tattoo it on your ass
, because a Klan-backed misogynist internet troll is going to be delivering the next State of the Union address, and that is not normal.
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"But Ed, you can't just jump out of a goddamn spaceship," you say.
"But Ed, you can't just jump
out of a goddamn spaceship," you say.
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That’s where the stupid started.First, everyone was forced to get off the plane–even though the plane wasn’t refueling again.
That’s where the stupid started.First, everyone was forced to
get off the plane–even though the plane wasn’t refueling again.
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“You made a big f***ing mistake; you’re f***ing dead to me,” he told Hicks, bringing her to tears.
“You made a big f***ing mistake; you’re f***ing dead
to me,” he told Hicks, bringing her to tears.
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His mother, Christina Nigro, pulled up his shirt, revealing blood on Kaleb's tiny chest.
His mother, Christina Nigro, pulled up his
shirt, revealing blood on Kaleb's tiny chest.
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When we first learned how to diagram sentences back in middle school, it was a total pain in the ass.
When we first learned how to diagram sentences back in middle
school, it was a total pain in the ass.
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You know what they say about deep voices: a black howler monkey.
You know what they say about deep
voices: a black howler monkey.
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Now, alas, black people can add “white doctors really think we’re invincible” to the list of pains in the asses we have to deal with on a regular basis.
Now, alas, black people can add “white doctors really think we’re invincible”
to the list of pains in the asses we have to deal with on a regular basis.
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“It is downright harmful, because it creates a false sense of security … Complete bullshit.
“It is downright harmful, because it creates
a false sense of security … Complete bullshit.
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Even though this sounds like the isolated incident of a complete bloody idiot, that’s not what the statistics say.
Even though this sounds like the isolated incident of a complete
bloody idiot, that’s not what the statistics say.
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The first two were pitching great for me before getting injured, and the latter two were just shitty overall.
The first two were pitching great for me before getting
injured, and the latter two were just shitty overall.
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Just look at their signs denouncing the delicious evils of sex and masturbation – campus preachers are practically salivating at the thought.
Just look at their signs denouncing the delicious evils of sex
and masturbation – campus preachers are practically salivating at the thought.
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But among our nation's idiots, it has always been a controversial idea.
But among our nation's idiots,
it has always been a controversial idea.
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It wasn't long ago that being called a "slut" meant social death.
It wasn't long ago that being called
a "slut" meant social death.
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Because today's trifecta of corporate malfeasance and/or generally shitty behavior wouldn't be complete without mentioning something awful EA is doing, let's talk about Origin again.
Because today's trifecta of corporate malfeasance and/or generally shitty behavior wouldn't be complete
without mentioning something awful EA is doing, let's talk about Origin again.
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The caudal fin in Tanzania is white and the dorsal, anal and pelvic fins are yellow.
The caudal fin in Tanzania is white and the
dorsal, anal and pelvic fins are yellow.
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Every autumn, men armed with blowers arrive, and create huge leaf piles for a big machine to suck up and take away.
Every autumn, men armed with blowers arrive, and create huge
leaf piles for a big machine to suck up and take away.
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It’s somewhat less exciting if all of your hair falls out and you burn your freaking scalp.
It’s somewhat less exciting if all of your
hair falls out and you burn your freaking scalp.
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The Saw franchise became shitty after it was decided that there needed to be a new sequel every year out in time for Halloween, and you are now doing this to the Paranormal Activity films, although thankfully you didn’t force one out this year.
The Saw franchise became shitty after it was decided that there needed to be a new sequel every year out in time for Halloween
, and you are now doing this to the Paranormal Activity films, although thankfully you didn’t force one out this year.
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He then suggested that Oz could sell his viewers “A monkey’s paw mixed with five petals of a rose in a thimble full of otter semen!
He then suggested that Oz could sell his viewers “A monkey’s paw
mixed with five petals of a rose in a thimble full of otter semen!
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note after Chinese Democracy was actually released four years American Idiot , but the engineer apparently knew what he was doing.
note after Chinese Democracy was actually released four years American Idiot
, but the engineer apparently knew what he was doing.
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So I guess if you exit the holodeck programme, your excrement will also vanish.
So I guess if you exit the holodeck
programme, your excrement will also vanish.
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It would be no wonder, then, if more and more young people, sick of being told they’re worthless little shits who need to toughen up, decided that maybe owning their own house was no longer a realistic option.
It would be no wonder, then, if more and more young people, sick of being told they’re worthless
little shits who need to toughen up, decided that maybe owning their own house was no longer a realistic option.
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But the cherry, so to speak, atop the shit sundae: "The core of the problem is in the fact that women are more and more provocative, they yield to arrogance, they believe they can do everything themselves and they end up exacerbating tensions."
But the cherry, so to speak, atop the shit sundae: "The core of the problem is in the fact that women
are more and more provocative, they yield to arrogance, they believe they can do everything themselves and they end up exacerbating tensions."
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For those not up to speed on FMyLife, it’s a site that allows you to post (anonymously or not) short blurbs about why your life sucks.
For those not up to speed on FMyLife, it’s a site that allows
you to post (anonymously or not) short blurbs about why your life sucks.
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Now before you start thinking my daughter is a bit of a brat, understand – this was my own stupid fault.
Now before you start thinking my daughter is a bit of
a brat, understand – this was my own stupid fault.
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“Not half as busted as your asshole if you can sit on that thing,” I replied, hoping some humor would defuse the situation.
“Not half as busted as your asshole if you can sit on that
thing,” I replied, hoping some humor would defuse the situation.
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>> SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT GRABBING A KNIFE, SOMEBODY TOOK ME OUT HOUSE AND SHE CAME OUTSIDE WITH A KNIFE, AND I SAID ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO STAB ME?
>> SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT GRABBING A KNIFE, SOMEBODY TOOK ME OUT HOUSE AND SHE
CAME OUTSIDE WITH A KNIFE, AND I SAID ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO STAB ME?
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“My concern with Auerbach is because I don’t want the kids involved in any of that crap.
“My concern with Auerbach is because I don’t
want the kids involved in any of that crap.
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So if you’re still somehow in denial about the rigged primaries, just be aware that even the DNC thinks you’re a fool.
So if you’re still somehow in denial about the rigged primaries,
just be aware that even the DNC thinks you’re a fool.
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They pretend like they care, but if they actually gave a shit they would develop an ideology that isn’t tailored to defend white men as a class.
They pretend like they care, but if they actually gave a shit they would
develop an ideology that isn’t tailored to defend white men as a class.
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“This is even if you, as a new service provider, are poor at what you do and are a crappy, boring company,” he quips.
“This is even if you, as a new service provider, are poor
at what you do and are a crappy, boring company,” he quips.
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Facebok Faceobok features screenshots of what are probably the dumbest Facebook pages you've ever seen.
Facebok Faceobok features screenshots of what are probably
the dumbest Facebook pages you've ever seen.
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Americans feel about bankers the way they do about lawyers: they’re all bastards — until you need one.
Americans feel about bankers the way they do about lawyers
: they’re all bastards — until you need one.
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There's so much shit that need to be resolved, but only time will tell.
There's so much shit that need to
be resolved, but only time will tell.
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But it wasn't until she turned 18 that she was given her astonishing diagnosis - she had two vaginas.
But it wasn't until she turned 18 that she
was given her astonishing diagnosis - she had two vaginas.
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Aside from writing grand, galactic stories for Marvel like Star Wars and Thor, Aaron also has his own best-selling, creator-owned work like Southern Bastards.
Aside from writing grand, galactic stories for Marvel like Star Wars and Thor, Aaron
also has his own best-selling, creator-owned work like Southern Bastards.
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It's better than your standard vacation, where the only person you "help" is your own fat ass up onto a waterslide, right?
It's better than your standard vacation, where the only person you "
help" is your own fat ass up onto a waterslide, right?
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More so, I never thought the political anger of metal was something to relish or celebrate; only spoiled dickheads with no imagination dream of bad shit happening just so they have something to write about.
More so, I never thought the political anger of metal was something to relish or celebrate; only
spoiled dickheads with no imagination dream of bad shit happening just so they have something to write about.
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But my understanding is that women of color are not often assumed to be impenetrable, but rather insatiable sluts.
But my understanding is that women of color are not
often assumed to be impenetrable, but rather insatiable sluts.
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Christopher Bridgeman and his husband [you read that correctly], Martin Borger, have sued United Airlines saying an employee intentionally maneuvered their duffle bag to expose a fecal covered sex toy.
Christopher Bridgeman and his husband [you read that correctly], Martin Borger, have sued
United Airlines saying an employee intentionally maneuvered their duffle bag to expose a fecal covered sex toy.
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She believed that Aal had dissected her abdomen and eaten her liver, which had then caused her to become sick and die.
She believed that Aal had dissected her abdomen and eaten her liver
, which had then caused her to become sick and die.
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It’s official — the government of the United States of Obama consists of boobs and bores and is led by a narcissist.
It’s official — the government of the United States of Obama
consists of boobs and bores and is led by a narcissist.
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Especially since he's putting it on his YouTube channel, if you get enough hits and stuff, they'll give you some fucking money and shit.
Especially since he's putting it on his YouTube channel, if you get
enough hits and stuff, they'll give you some fucking money and shit.
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Of course, he also said he fears his dad would “kick my ass” if he objected to nearly $3 million for one season.
Of course, he also said he fears his dad would “kick my
ass” if he objected to nearly $3 million for one season.
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Daily masturbating will lessen sperm count, and especially if done several times daily can create problems and affect the penis.
Daily masturbating will lessen sperm count, and especially if done
several times daily can create problems and affect the penis.
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Either Senator Sanders is a drooling idiot, or he is being willfully obtuse.
Either Senator Sanders is a drooling idiot
, or he is being willfully obtuse.
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If Comey admits to being ‘disgusted’ by ‘hugging’ Trump, I fucking promise to eat a shoe on my inactive periscope account.
If Comey admits to being ‘disgusted’ by ‘hugging’ Trump
, I fucking promise to eat a shoe on my inactive periscope account.
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The prime minister called the idea "divisive, stupid and wrong" and his since refused to withdraw those comments.
The prime minister called the idea "divisive, stupid and
wrong" and his since refused to withdraw those comments.
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The party included rubber penises, penis candles, penis hats and more.
The party included rubber penises, penis
candles, penis hats and more.
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Is the dirty little secret behind Hollywood’s hatred of President Donald Trump that entertainment celebrities are getting richer in their unrelenting poisonous hatred of him?
Is the dirty little secret behind Hollywood’s hatred of President Donald Trump
that entertainment celebrities are getting richer in their unrelenting poisonous hatred of him?
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Within seconds, a gentleman walked past us and shouted, “You dirty fucking rats!
Within seconds, a gentleman walked past us
and shouted, “You dirty fucking rats!
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hanks man I'm so happy I haven't had to resort to that stupid Laura shit lol at least not yet 😂😂skill will win the war over cheap. — Benjamin (@MrProblemX) September 24, 2017 "I'
hanks man I'm so happy I haven't had to resort to that stupid Laura shit lol at least not yet
😂😂skill will win the war over cheap. — Benjamin (@MrProblemX) September 24, 2017 "I'
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1. The generic bullshit intro As with everything you design — Question every single element and ask yourself is it really needed?
1. The generic bullshit intro As with everything you design —
Question every single element and ask yourself is it really needed?
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It was such a stupid thing to do, as events happened, such a stupid thing even to contemplate doing", Mrs Thatcher told the Franks Committee.
It was such a stupid thing to do, as events happened, such a
stupid thing even to contemplate doing", Mrs Thatcher told the Franks Committee.
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Later on you remember and realize how absolutely fucked things were.
Later on you remember and realize
how absolutely fucked things were.
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OK, with those stupid gifs now out of my system, I can now move onto more important things.
OK, with those stupid gifs now out of my
system, I can now move onto more important things.
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It’s an idiotic bit of logic, like concluding that if I say I like Pepsi, I must really be saying I like Diet Pepsi.
It’s an idiotic bit of logic, like concluding that if I say
I like Pepsi, I must really be saying I like Diet Pepsi.
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Got my ass tossed out of the place where I get my monthly UA, for refusing to take off my safer shirt.
Got my ass tossed out of the place where I get my
monthly UA, for refusing to take off my safer shirt.
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For several weeks now, we have watched as one idiot Republican spokesman after another has stepped up to the microphone and whined endlessly about how much they don’t like anything or anyone.
For several weeks now, we have watched as one idiot Republican spokesman after another has stepped
up to the microphone and whined endlessly about how much they don’t like anything or anyone.
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We didn’t figure out that there should be pads under the carpets so when Eric fucking hits the ground, he's not fucking ramming his backbone into fucking concrete.
We didn’t figure out that there should be pads under the carpets so when Eric
fucking hits the ground, he's not fucking ramming his backbone into fucking concrete.
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“When you are encountered by a white officer make sure that you are in a public place, and comply to all of their commands, because they are looking for a reason to kill a black man.
“When you are encountered by a white officer make sure that you are in a public place, and
comply to all of their commands, because they are looking for a reason to kill a black man.
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Under hard acceleration it sounds like a moose bellowing as if someone had just slammed its testicles in a car door.
Under hard acceleration it sounds like a moose bellowing as if
someone had just slammed its testicles in a car door.
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our bodies as fat women are policed, yes, and often treated with disdain, but our gender isn’t invalidated because of the size of our asses.
our bodies as fat women are policed, yes, and often treated with disdain
, but our gender isn’t invalidated because of the size of our asses.