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99,000	People at shows come up and they say, ‘Your music saved my fucking life,’ over and over, and I’m like, ‘Wait, that’s my line.	People at shows come up and they say, ‘Your music saved my fucking life,	’ over and over, and I’m like, ‘Wait, that’s my line.
99,001	You can read his webcomic, BIG DUMB FIGHTING IDIOTS, every week at subhumanzoids. Follow him on Twitter @Moldilox.	You can read his webcomic, BIG DUMB FIGHTING IDIOTS,	every week at subhumanzoids. Follow him on Twitter @Moldilox.
99,002	But let’s say Trump suddenly does decide he’d rather spend the next month grilling steaks at Mar-a-Lago than hitting the campaign trail in rural Pennsylvania and explaining why it’s okay to say "grab 'em by the pussy" about women.	But let’s say Trump suddenly does decide he’d rather spend the next month grilling steaks at Mar-a-Lago than	hitting the campaign trail in rural Pennsylvania and explaining why it’s okay to say "grab 'em by the pussy" about women.
99,003	Simply this: “They don’t believe that [homosexuals] should be stoned [to death].”	Simply this: “They don’t believe that [	homosexuals] should be stoned [to death].”
99,004	And by the way, “what if the girls are not lying,” and “Moore is toast because the GOP has withdrawn their funding by the tens of millions,” that makes me a liberal moron.	And by the way, “what if the girls are not lying,” and “Moore is toast	because the GOP has withdrawn their funding by the tens of millions,” that makes me a liberal moron.
99,005	Editor’s note: with this first post in over a year commences our soft come back; soft just like Beau’s penis.	Editor’s note: with this first post in over a year	commences our soft come back; soft just like Beau’s penis.
99,006	Mentioning the word fuck in film causes the MPAA to leap into hysteria and smack the harsh rating onto any number of films.	Mentioning the word fuck in film causes the MPAA to leap into	hysteria and smack the harsh rating onto any number of films.
99,007	Norwegians consume the most cognac in the world – per person, in relation to the population.	Norwegians consume the most cognac in the world –	per person, in relation to the population.
99,008	A couple of years ago it looked like Yuck were shit out of luck.	A couple of years ago it looked	like Yuck were shit out of luck.
99,009	Republicans are hypocrites about sex, it is sometimes said, and Democrats are hypocrites about money.	Republicans are hypocrites about sex, it is sometimes	said, and Democrats are hypocrites about money.
99,010	Playing off Trump's remarks about 'grabbing women by the p****', she clipped of a clump of her own pubic hair and taped it to a note.	Playing off Trump's remarks about 'grabbing women by the p****'	, she clipped of a clump of her own pubic hair and taped it to a note.
99,011	That's right: we learned all about Kangaroo vaginas, Koala penii, and the 4-headed Echidna penis.	That's right: we learned all about Kangaroo vaginas	, Koala penii, and the 4-headed Echidna penis.
99,012	So last month we broke the story about how one lonely, Viagra induced, Hong Kong resident almost lost his penis trying to make love to a metal bench.	So last month we broke the story about how one lonely, Viagra induced,	Hong Kong resident almost lost his penis trying to make love to a metal bench.
99,013	You can fuck her tits too although they are just a bit too firm to make for a really good titty fuck.	You can fuck her tits too although they are just a	bit too firm to make for a really good titty fuck.
99,014	So these morons are demanding an increase in minimum wage yet don’t want the university (SUBSIDIZED BY TAXPAYERS) to increase tuition…	So these morons are demanding an increase in minimum wage yet do	n’t want the university (SUBSIDIZED BY TAXPAYERS) to increase tuition…
99,015	Which, if you’re in law school, means you shouldn’t let any of these eight rat bastards out of your sight for even a minute.	Which, if you’re in law school, means you shouldn’t let	any of these eight rat bastards out of your sight for even a minute.
99,016	The councillor told reporters before issuing his apology that it was "horseshit" that Toronto's integrity commission had ordered him to publicly say sorry for threatening the 27-year-old.	The councillor told reporters before issuing his apology that it was "horseshit" that Toronto	's integrity commission had ordered him to publicly say sorry for threatening the 27-year-old.
99,017	Shits going down here Stop browsing and do whatever it is you're supposed to do.	Shits going down here Stop browsing and do	whatever it is you're supposed to do.
99,018	“I’ve seen some crazy shit here,” show attendee Mike Pratt said.	“I’ve seen some crazy shit here	,” show attendee Mike Pratt said.
99,019	PRESIDENT Obama was condemned last night for not describing his Republican opponents as total dicks.	PRESIDENT Obama was condemned last night for not	describing his Republican opponents as total dicks.
99,020	He also made threats about “kicking her a**” and “skinning children.”	He also made threats about “kicking her a	**” and “skinning children.”
99,021	“Bangkay ni Zena Bernardo Bernardo… bibitayin pa (The corpse of Zena Bernardo… it will also be hanged)!”	“Bangkay ni Zena Bernardo Bernardo… bibitayin pa (The corpse	of Zena Bernardo… it will also be hanged)!”
99,022	You know, just in case your neighbour’s new 918 Spyder needs an ass whooping.	You know, just in case your neighbour	’s new 918 Spyder needs an ass whooping.
99,023	so this is Ryu Yoru witch translates into Night Dragon. something i thought appropriate. i used ezio as the base and then photoshopped the shit outa him.	so this is Ryu Yoru witch translates into Night Dragon. something i thought appropriate	. i used ezio as the base and then photoshopped the shit outa him.
99,024	Somebody else impersonated the Company Secretary giving the Chairman a blowjob in the dunny.	Somebody else impersonated the Company Secretary giving	the Chairman a blowjob in the dunny.
99,025	Asked by TMZ if he would give Trump a chance, Lopez replied, “I’ll give him a chance to suck my a—.”	Asked by TMZ if he would give Trump a chance, Lopez replied	, “I’ll give him a chance to suck my a—.”
99,026	Slut: A woman who loves sex, and will seize an opportunity to have a safe erotic encounter with someone to whom she is attracted.	Slut: A woman who loves sex, and will seize an opportunity	to have a safe erotic encounter with someone to whom she is attracted.
99,027	I want to argue that Blake is being an understating piece of shit here, because this show is like…well…it’s like… REALLY amazing!	I want to argue that Blake is being an understating piece of shit here,	because this show is like…well…it’s like… REALLY amazing!
99,028	By the time you finish the record, you haven’t got a fucking clue.	By the time you finish the record,	you haven’t got a fucking clue.
99,029	"It’s not the economy," Krugman writes, "it’s the policy, stupid."	"It’s not the economy," Krugman writes	, "it’s the policy, stupid."
99,030	The figures are one gorgeous, fucking DEAD, African leopard, and the poor creature's murderers: Donald Trump moral-moron sons Donald Trump, Jr. and Eric Trump.	The figures are one gorgeous, fucking DEAD, African leopard, and the poor creature	's murderers: Donald Trump moral-moron sons Donald Trump, Jr. and Eric Trump.
99,031	According to Human Rights Watch, instead of bringing Gaddafi to stand trial, the crowd that had him captured beat him, with one stabbing him in his anus with a bayonet.	According to Human Rights Watch, instead of bringing Gaddafi to stand trial, the crowd that	had him captured beat him, with one stabbing him in his anus with a bayonet.
99,032	A guy with a temper who pathologically seeks attention and feels the need to assure a TV audience that he has a big dick is not someone to trust with nuclear bombs.	A guy with a temper who pathologically seeks attention and feels the need to assure a	TV audience that he has a big dick is not someone to trust with nuclear bombs.
99,033	Rush warned Americans, like others, may soon be “waking up and going, ‘holy crap, we’re all Muslims.’”	Rush warned Americans, like others, may soon be “waking up	and going, ‘holy crap, we’re all Muslims.’”
99,034	There are days when, after scanning the news, I push back from my computer and think, "Holy shit, is this how the French Revolution kicked off?"	There are days when, after scanning the news, I push back from my computer	and think, "Holy shit, is this how the French Revolution kicked off?"
99,035	TRUE: Scaramucci understands that true inner peace comes from accepting one’s flaws and only very rarely sucking oneself off.	TRUE: Scaramucci understands that true inner peace comes from accepting	one’s flaws and only very rarely sucking oneself off.
99,036	When you have to combine David Cameron’s face with some kind of weeping anus/animal vagina combo, you know that’s going to be an unpleasant day of googling.	When you have to combine David Cameron’s face with some kind of weeping anus/	animal vagina combo, you know that’s going to be an unpleasant day of googling.
99,037	Insult: Two-year-old Molly got restless when her family's food took a long time and was called a 'little f*****' on the bill at the end of the meal	Insult: Two-year-old Molly got restless when her family's food took a long time and	was called a 'little f*****' on the bill at the end of the meal
99,038	She doesn’t want to kill Trump herself, she’s cowardly, she wants someone else to do it.	She doesn’t want to kill Trump herself, she	’s cowardly, she wants someone else to do it.
99,039	The independent research think tank Foundation For a Better Tomorrow detailed months of research that found that the 44th President masturbates at double the rate of the next high-masturbation President.	The independent research think tank Foundation For a Better Tomorrow detailed months of research that found	that the 44th President masturbates at double the rate of the next high-masturbation President.