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2019-08-05T12:13:20
2019-08-05T11:59:37
36
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[ { "content": "[WP] You are the best thief in the kingdom. You’re hard to find but money talks. A stranger in a hood has a request for you. “What do you want me to steal?” You ask. They remove their hood. “Me,” says the Kingdom’s prince/princess.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“No. Absolutely not....
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the best thief in the kingdom. You’re hard to find but money talks. A stranger in a hood has a request for you. “What do you want me to steal?” You ask. They remove their hood. “Me,” says the Kingdom’s prince/princess.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I stared at her blan...
2021-12-03T09:27:18
2017-06-11T09:29:45
828
159
[ { "content": "[WP] All of the \"#1 Dad\" mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Word had quickly spread through the country about the bizarre mug changes. A whole host of dads were waking up to vindication or disappointment as the numb...
[ { "content": "[WP] All of the \"#1 Dad\" mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "James was not a great man.\n\nGreat men walked up to the world and bent it to its will. Great men looked at challenge and laughed.\n\nJames did his 9-5, c...
2017-04-29T03:55:38
2017-04-28T23:36:59
16
10
[ { "content": "[WP] One night, something grabs your hand as it hangs off the edge of the bed. You give it a firm handshake. \"You're hired,\" it whispers.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bony fingers \ngripped my hand \ntore my soul \npulled me into \ndepths below \n \nBlack as Midnight \...
[ { "content": "[WP] One night, something grabs your hand as it hangs off the edge of the bed. You give it a firm handshake. \"You're hired,\" it whispers.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't let go after during the shake and I ripe what is attached to my hand up on the bed. It's a leprechaun. I...
2022-09-13T09:54:01
2022-09-13T03:45:50
127
38
[ { "content": "[WP] I'm a professional assassin, well-known both for my skill, and for my choice in target; I only kill vile people, whether what they're doing is illegal or not. You're selling drugs? That's your problem. Treating someone like a slave? Not on my watch. I leave cards behind me to save police time...
[ { "content": "[WP] I'm a professional assassin, well-known both for my skill, and for my choice in target; I only kill vile people, whether what they're doing is illegal or not. You're selling drugs? That's your problem. Treating someone like a slave? Not on my watch. I leave cards behind me to save police time...
2015-01-17T15:59:47
2015-01-17T14:43:13
37
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You open a new snapple bottle with real fact #666. It says 'create your own real fact.' You say a statement and it becomes true.\n\nWhat is the fact and what happens next?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A long lifetime of nineteen years, jealous and reviled, saw me beneath the ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You open a new snapple bottle with real fact #666. It says 'create your own real fact.' You say a statement and it becomes true.\n\nWhat is the fact and what happens next?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Create your own real fact.\" Huh? I didn't get it. All I wanted to read w...
2019-09-18T09:48:46
2019-09-18T09:37:18
18
10
[ { "content": "[WP] When people turn 18, they gain the power to summon 1 random thing in the world to their hand, as Thor does to Mjolnir. Summoned people are considered soulmates, and objects as important parts of one's life. When you summon yours, it takes some time, but people are horrified when it arrives......
[ { "content": "[WP] When people turn 18, they gain the power to summon 1 random thing in the world to their hand, as Thor does to Mjolnir. Summoned people are considered soulmates, and objects as important parts of one's life. When you summon yours, it takes some time, but people are horrified when it arrives......
2016-03-13T21:24:24
2016-03-13T16:09:35
71
21
[ { "content": "[WP] Among Alien species humans are famous for prefering pacifism but being the most dangerous species when they are forced to fight.\n\nEDIT:WOW THIS EXPLODED GUYS MY FIRST MAJOR PROMPT. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Humans are a galactic anomaly.\n\nIn the typical course of evo...
[ { "content": "[WP] Among Alien species humans are famous for prefering pacifism but being the most dangerous species when they are forced to fight.\n\nEDIT:WOW THIS EXPLODED GUYS MY FIRST MAJOR PROMPT. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Fucking humans are at it again.\" Said Prok as he dipped his...
2021-03-09T16:51:51
2021-03-09T14:24:03
34
18
[ { "content": "[WP] A secret prison locks away immortal, hard to kill creatures to be \"disposed of\" properly. The executioners are well versed in the methods and rituals to dismantle and destroy demons and vampires and even Unknowable Horrors, but today is the first time an Angel was brought in as a prisoner."...
[ { "content": "[WP] A secret prison locks away immortal, hard to kill creatures to be \"disposed of\" properly. The executioners are well versed in the methods and rituals to dismantle and destroy demons and vampires and even Unknowable Horrors, but today is the first time an Angel was brought in as a prisoner."...
2021-04-16T20:52:45
2021-04-16T20:18:31
112
11
[ { "content": "[WP] You, a seasoned warrior, are hardened to the point that you are incapable of feeling any emotion. Or so you thought. Today, you woke up to the faint meows of a tiny kitten outside your window.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Grallik woke instantly, grabbing for a sword which was...
[ { "content": "[WP] You, a seasoned warrior, are hardened to the point that you are incapable of feeling any emotion. Or so you thought. Today, you woke up to the faint meows of a tiny kitten outside your window.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The grey morning sun greets me as I open my eyes. Ligh...
2022-07-31T15:04:17
2022-07-31T12:24:21
215
141
[ { "content": "[WP] Super powers are common, but super heroes are rare. It turns out most people don't actually want to face death or dismemberment on a daily basis, including you. You enjoy the 9-5 and having a 401k, but my god that government recruiter won't take no for an answer.", "role": "user" }, {...
[ { "content": "[WP] Super powers are common, but super heroes are rare. It turns out most people don't actually want to face death or dismemberment on a daily basis, including you. You enjoy the 9-5 and having a 401k, but my god that government recruiter won't take no for an answer.", "role": "user" }, {...
2022-04-09T08:53:35
2015-01-12T18:17:13
88
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pynffvsvrq vasbezngvba: Yriry Erq pyrnenapr erdhverq. Abirzore 22, 1963- Gur cerfvqrag unf fcrpvsvpnyyl erdhrfgrq gung n fcrpvny ohggba or vafgnyyrq ba uvf ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am the most important person. I'm happy when I hear something from the outside world - talking, musik, anything. Then I know that I am not alone. It's alw...
2022-10-18T14:09:38
2022-10-18T13:52:46
90
18
[ { "content": "[WP] I (23M, human) asked my Orc gf (22F) to stop deadlifting my familymembers when she comes over for the holidays because it made me look small and weak. Now she and the rest of the family keep forcing me to run laps and lift whole roasted hogs when I visit for orc holidays. AITA?\n\nSaw this he...
[ { "content": "[WP] I (23M, human) asked my Orc gf (22F) to stop deadlifting my familymembers when she comes over for the holidays because it made me look small and weak. Now she and the rest of the family keep forcing me to run laps and lift whole roasted hogs when I visit for orc holidays. AITA?\n\nSaw this he...
2020-02-19T10:49:43
2020-02-19T10:24:30
36
22
[ { "content": "[WP] \"No person shall be executed without their last meal made to their liking.\" The prisoners know this and make insane requests. You, as the chef for death row, somehow procure the otherworldly ingredients for their meals.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"A pepper so hot God him...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"No person shall be executed without their last meal made to their liking.\" The prisoners know this and make insane requests. You, as the chef for death row, somehow procure the otherworldly ingredients for their meals.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"It's always just been a...
2017-01-11T04:36:32
2017-01-11T04:29:48
57
12
[ { "content": "[WP]: A siren, not blessed with the mesmerising beauty of his sisters, must lure sailors into jumping into the water by challenging them to fight him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I collected nine souls yesterday,\" Peisinoe laughed, lounging on her rock. \"How many did *you* co...
[ { "content": "[WP]: A siren, not blessed with the mesmerising beauty of his sisters, must lure sailors into jumping into the water by challenging them to fight him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Captain!\"\n\nAbbotson looked up from his charts and blinked his eyes. How long had he been sitting...
2019-08-05T20:03:16
2019-08-05T18:13:14
49
33
[ { "content": "[WP] You send your DNA off to discover your ancestry. One day you see several suspicious looking cars pull up outside your house. Military officers begin to surround your home and a woman gets out of one of the cars and walk straight to your front door. They have your DNA results.", "role": "u...
[ { "content": "[WP] You send your DNA off to discover your ancestry. One day you see several suspicious looking cars pull up outside your house. Military officers begin to surround your home and a woman gets out of one of the cars and walk straight to your front door. They have your DNA results.", "role": "u...
2018-10-28T10:18:04
2018-10-28T10:08:58
39
10
[ { "content": "[WP] A dyslexic child accidentally sends his Christmas letter to Satan. Satan is touched by this gesture and decides to write back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Paul,\n\n\nThank you for that lovely letter, I'm glad to hear you're waiting for me and prepared me an offering of ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A dyslexic child accidentally sends his Christmas letter to Satan. Satan is touched by this gesture and decides to write back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Timothy. \nI've gotten the list of things you've asked for. \nI assure you I am very capable of bringing your dog b...
2022-12-07T23:24:42
2022-12-07T22:07:24
128
29
[ { "content": "[WP] When two people get married, on the day of the wedding they are both given the ability to alter the appearance of their spouse to anything they wish. How do they change each other? How do they respond to what has been done to them?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Marriage, a tru...
[ { "content": "[WP] When two people get married, on the day of the wedding they are both given the ability to alter the appearance of their spouse to anything they wish. How do they change each other? How do they respond to what has been done to them?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It should come ...
2018-02-07T16:53:35
2018-02-07T15:02:21
242
36
[ { "content": "[WP] It's 2022. Deep fakes are common, and nobody can prove pictures aren't faked. For the first time since the 90's, you can do what you want in public without worrying about being photographed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Your honor, my client Kate, also known by her street n...
[ { "content": "[WP] It's 2022. Deep fakes are common, and nobody can prove pictures aren't faked. For the first time since the 90's, you can do what you want in public without worrying about being photographed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Used to a bad pic sealed your fate. Was a thing many di...
2016-06-08T13:24:02
2016-06-08T13:07:36
227
151
[ { "content": "[WP] When you die, a field of text appears in limbo, revealing the high scores of life, and your score. Your score is the top score.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Congratulations! You just won The Game.\"\n\n\"Where am... w... what game?\"\n\n\"EXACTLY! No one else lasted as long...
[ { "content": "[WP] When you die, a field of text appears in limbo, revealing the high scores of life, and your score. Your score is the top score.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As the darkness slowly dissipating the words 'Congratulations You Got The Highest Score' appear before me once again. T...
2018-11-28T10:57:13
2018-11-28T10:47:07
219
71
[ { "content": "[WP] Based on her animal friends and singing longingly into the distance, you realize that your daughter is a Disney Protagonist. Per movie rules, you, a Disney Parent, will soon be out of the picture.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Disney doesn't make movies set in mid-town Ameri...
[ { "content": "[WP] Based on her animal friends and singing longingly into the distance, you realize that your daughter is a Disney Protagonist. Per movie rules, you, a Disney Parent, will soon be out of the picture.", "role": "user" }, { "content": " \n\n“There. She’s doing it again.” Lisa looked o...
2020-09-01T10:44:16
2020-09-01T10:43:14
142
76
[ { "content": "[WP] you are an unremarkable person but with a great secret. years ago you were summoned to another world. now you have a family. one morning, you stare in shock and confusion at the tv as it shows the discovery of some ancient underground structure. it's your hideout from the other world.", "...
[ { "content": "[WP] you are an unremarkable person but with a great secret. years ago you were summoned to another world. now you have a family. one morning, you stare in shock and confusion at the tv as it shows the discovery of some ancient underground structure. it's your hideout from the other world.", "...
2015-06-09T07:38:48
2015-06-09T07:11:34
316
69
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The surgeon pulled his mask up.\n\n\"Whole team's here. Everyone ready?\"\n\nEight masked figure around the table appeared competent and prepared. A tray of gleami...
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In 1984, an oil painting was recovered from an abandoned house somewhere in Lousiana. Mahagony frame, weathered and neglected. No signature of the artist. Perhaps it ...
2015-11-07T18:45:07
2015-11-07T16:35:21
35
14
[ { "content": "[WP] In an alternate timeline, dinosaurs in the Eastern hemisphere are wiped out by the cataclysm, but those in the Americas survive the fallout. Millions of years later, a crew of European explorers land on the shore of the New World...\n\nMy first idea for a writing prompt, please have fun with ...
[ { "content": "[WP] In an alternate timeline, dinosaurs in the Eastern hemisphere are wiped out by the cataclysm, but those in the Americas survive the fallout. Millions of years later, a crew of European explorers land on the shore of the New World...\n\nMy first idea for a writing prompt, please have fun with ...
2018-02-06T20:25:30
2018-02-06T20:23:40
614
26
[ { "content": "[WP] “I’ll tell you what I’m going to do Mr Bond. I’m going to stick you in a spacesuit with a radio, and strap you into one of my cars. Then, while mankind watches, I’ll launch you into space. The last thing you’ll hear before leaving this earth forever, will be their applause.”", "role": "us...
[ { "content": "[WP] “I’ll tell you what I’m going to do Mr Bond. I’m going to stick you in a spacesuit with a radio, and strap you into one of my cars. Then, while mankind watches, I’ll launch you into space. The last thing you’ll hear before leaving this earth forever, will be their applause.”", "role": "us...
2015-08-25T08:40:17
2015-08-25T08:27:50
292
47
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a world-class programmer who has died. God agrees to allow you in to Heaven on the condition that you work for him while he debugs the human body. Write the patch notes for the next version of humans.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "**Changes**\n\n* Removed appendix\n* R...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a world-class programmer who has died. God agrees to allow you in to Heaven on the condition that you work for him while he debugs the human body. Write the patch notes for the next version of humans.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Humans 2.0.1 - Stable Release\n\n* Fix...
2021-03-16T11:59:31
2021-03-16T09:08:27
283
105
[ { "content": "[WP] Not far from your village is a small grove. Within the grove a monster dwells. It devours the guilty and leaves the innocent. When the worst crimes are committed, the accused are sent to face the creature. You have murdered someone in self-defense. You enter the grove unsure of your fate.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Not far from your village is a small grove. Within the grove a monster dwells. It devours the guilty and leaves the innocent. When the worst crimes are committed, the accused are sent to face the creature. You have murdered someone in self-defense. You enter the grove unsure of your fate.", ...
2017-05-12T07:53:52
2017-05-12T07:49:08
122
61
[ { "content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
2016-10-01T12:39:21
2016-10-01T12:02:07
702
203
[ { "content": "[WP]: \"But the most curious thing is that humans don't have a mating season. They just act really weird all year round.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The room broke out in whispers as the Professor showed his class a video of human life. It contained moments captured from a whol...
[ { "content": "[WP]: \"But the most curious thing is that humans don't have a mating season. They just act really weird all year round.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"That's ridiculous. Are you saying that they are ready to reproduce at any moment?\"\n\n\"Yes, assuming the couple in question a...
2014-12-07T10:32:00
2014-12-07T09:39:16
126
16
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a superhero whose superpower only makes sense after you read the story twice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I stood in the doorway of the hall leading to the stairs and pushed in that special way with my mind. \n\n\"HEY, YOU!\" the leader of the robbers shouted, \"I said...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a superhero whose superpower only makes sense after you read the story twice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I stretched to warm myself up. I was getting old, a little tighter and a little less elastic than the days of my youth. Too many beatings, too many kicks to the he...
2021-11-23T08:50:56
2021-11-23T08:50:32
66
24
[ { "content": "[WP] \"So you're immortal?\" \"Yes.\" \"But you wear armor.\" \"It gets tiring pulling out everything that gets shot and stabbed into me.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"But does it hurt when you get shot?\"\n\n\"Kinda, but I'm very used to it by now. People have been trying to k...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"So you're immortal?\" \"Yes.\" \"But you wear armor.\" \"It gets tiring pulling out everything that gets shot and stabbed into me.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"That can't be the real reason.\"\n\n\"I do not seem to age. I get 'killed' I get snapped back to the same phys...
2021-11-27T13:02:16
2021-11-27T11:23:52
61
16
[ { "content": "[WP] \"And that, class,\" concluded the professor, \"is why humanity is the most peaceful, reasonable, cooperative, and overall docile species in all the universe. Any questions?\" You, the only human in the classroom, raise your hand.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Professor Henzal...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"And that, class,\" concluded the professor, \"is why humanity is the most peaceful, reasonable, cooperative, and overall docile species in all the universe. Any questions?\" You, the only human in the classroom, raise your hand.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Yes?\" the pro...
2022-11-26T20:40:07
2021-05-14T19:17:13
516
16
[ { "content": "[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I do not speak their language. I never had the chance to learn. With their in...
[ { "content": "[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sometimes I wish that I could actually die forever.\n\nI've been \"dead\" a c...
2017-08-18T05:03:51
2017-08-17T22:40:39
1,294
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[ { "content": "[WP] Germany is actually predestined to lose every world war it participates in. The sixteenth world war is now being fought, and Germany has taken over all of Europe. Make them lose the war in the most ridiculous way possible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "General Beck burst into ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Germany is actually predestined to lose every world war it participates in. The sixteenth world war is now being fought, and Germany has taken over all of Europe. Make them lose the war in the most ridiculous way possible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Click. Click. Snap!\n\n“...
2017-06-16T18:27:33
2017-06-16T16:44:06
33
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[ { "content": "[WP] In a spectacular \"fuck you\" to the world, Google and all of its branches (yes, even YouTube) shut down. Closed. For good. No warnings, no previous musings that it might happen. Tell me a story of how \"day five\" might be going.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Day 5: Google an...
[ { "content": "[WP] In a spectacular \"fuck you\" to the world, Google and all of its branches (yes, even YouTube) shut down. Closed. For good. No warnings, no previous musings that it might happen. Tell me a story of how \"day five\" might be going.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tim Cook woke up...
2022-11-29T08:53:21
2022-11-29T04:37:56
21
15
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a 'comically incompetent' supervillain for a group of C-List heroes. They are no real threat to you, so you endure their childish speeches. However, when the heroes raid the civilian business you run on the side and injure your employees, you decide to take yourself seriously for once....
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a 'comically incompetent' supervillain for a group of C-List heroes. They are no real threat to you, so you endure their childish speeches. However, when the heroes raid the civilian business you run on the side and injure your employees, you decide to take yourself seriously for once....
2022-10-06T13:23:02
2022-10-06T12:47:57
31
10
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Three wishes, you know the rules. let's get this over with, kid.\" \"I wish for an indestructible journal\" *snap* \"done. Next?\" \"I wish for it to be bound to my being for all eternity.\" *snap* \"And?\" \"I wish that any thing I write into it be made real.\" *snap* \"THERE, NOW LEA- wai...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Three wishes, you know the rules. let's get this over with, kid.\" \"I wish for an indestructible journal\" *snap* \"done. Next?\" \"I wish for it to be bound to my being for all eternity.\" *snap* \"And?\" \"I wish that any thing I write into it be made real.\" *snap* \"THERE, NOW LEA- wai...
2015-07-22T08:55:25
2015-07-22T08:31:35
16
11
[ { "content": "[WP] The very last Google search, ever.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "'To google wher is mum and dad Love Jimmy'\n\n'Google where are my mum and dad, They. havent come bake from Shhop'\n\n'Mum Are yu there Im hungry'\n\n'Gogloe'\n\n'google map of Bris tol please'\n\n'Google where...
[ { "content": "[WP] The very last Google search, ever.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I meant it as a joke!\n\nReally!\n\nWhen the GoogleChatBot went online, I couldn't help but think of how Kirk handled errant computers in his time.\n\n\"Googlebot, compute Pi.\"\n\nI had no idea ...\n\n... that i...
2022-08-12T08:20:44
2022-08-12T05:14:42
244
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[ { "content": "[WP] Widely disliked by the rest of Hero's Heroic Party, they're surprised when you (ironically) heroically sacrificed yourself so that the day could be won. The only problem? You survived certain death. Now things are just awkward.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Magnum Onus had nev...
[ { "content": "[WP] Widely disliked by the rest of Hero's Heroic Party, they're surprised when you (ironically) heroically sacrificed yourself so that the day could be won. The only problem? You survived certain death. Now things are just awkward.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It had been a long ...
2021-01-09T11:21:46
2021-01-09T11:11:22
75
24
[ { "content": "[WP] Your daughter is afraid of the dark. To help allay her fears, you started scolding the monsters hiding under her bed. As she grew older, she started doing this herself. One evening you’re laughing outside her door as she does so, that is until you hear a very gruff voice say I’m sorry.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your daughter is afraid of the dark. To help allay her fears, you started scolding the monsters hiding under her bed. As she grew older, she started doing this herself. One evening you’re laughing outside her door as she does so, that is until you hear a very gruff voice say I’m sorry.", ...
2015-04-08T14:39:02
2015-04-08T11:27:38
46
15
[ { "content": "[WP](NSFW) The world has moved on from nature documentaries, leaving many narrators out of a job. These men and women turn to a new field; narrating pornography.\n\nNature documentarists narrating porn. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Ok, relax, you can do this” Darrell thought ner...
[ { "content": "[WP](NSFW) The world has moved on from nature documentaries, leaving many narrators out of a job. These men and women turn to a new field; narrating pornography.\n\nNature documentarists narrating porn. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\nNow, here's what I believe to be one of the mo...
2018-05-24T04:14:24
2018-05-24T04:05:25
19
12
[ { "content": "[WP] When a sorcerer dies any spells they cast throughout their life that are still in effect will cease to be. An powerful and ancient wizard whose origins are clouded in mystery lays comatose on his deathbed and nobody knows what will happen once he draws his final breath.", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] When a sorcerer dies any spells they cast throughout their life that are still in effect will cease to be. An powerful and ancient wizard whose origins are clouded in mystery lays comatose on his deathbed and nobody knows what will happen once he draws his final breath.", "role": "user" ...
2022-09-11T19:19:52
2016-04-09T06:40:06
1,980
347
[ { "content": "[WP] God shares the cosmos with several other dieties. To pass the time they play Civilization like games for eons. God's frustrated that his civilization, Earth, is several ages behind all his friends.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dexicon moved his cosmic fortress from Centauri B...
[ { "content": "[WP] God shares the cosmos with several other dieties. To pass the time they play Civilization like games for eons. God's frustrated that his civilization, Earth, is several ages behind all his friends.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Different minds in different ages to further the ...
2018-02-11T16:47:42
2018-02-11T16:45:54
19
10
[ { "content": "[WP]You are one of thousands who received superpowers, you are the strongest out of all, to entertain yourself you have played the villain and let the less powerful keep you at bay. When real evil comes, you must work together and must convince the others you have been messing around the whole tim...
[ { "content": "[WP]You are one of thousands who received superpowers, you are the strongest out of all, to entertain yourself you have played the villain and let the less powerful keep you at bay. When real evil comes, you must work together and must convince the others you have been messing around the whole tim...
2020-07-14T00:07:06
2020-07-13T23:19:17
5,729
186
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Captain... the human didn't put on it's anti-warp gear before we jumped.\" \"Sad to hear, prepare the coffin and jettison it.\" \"No, sir. The human... nothing's happened to it. It didn't go insane from seeing infinity in the stars.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Humans. Al...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Captain... the human didn't put on it's anti-warp gear before we jumped.\" \"Sad to hear, prepare the coffin and jettison it.\" \"No, sir. The human... nothing's happened to it. It didn't go insane from seeing infinity in the stars.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Both Capta...
2022-05-30T10:32:38
2022-05-30T10:15:54
57
26
[ { "content": "[WP] By Wizard Law, in order to learn a new skill, wizards are required to be apprenticed to a more experienced master. You, a barely trained journeyman fire mage, just took on an apprentice: a two-hundred-year-old Grandmaster Water Magic Lord.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Aslon...
[ { "content": "[WP] By Wizard Law, in order to learn a new skill, wizards are required to be apprenticed to a more experienced master. You, a barely trained journeyman fire mage, just took on an apprentice: a two-hundred-year-old Grandmaster Water Magic Lord.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Good ...
2022-08-16T15:58:32
2022-08-16T12:19:12
15
11
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a bartender at the No Way Inn. The inn doesn't appear to have an entrance, but patrons always seem to find a way inside. The best part of your day is listening to the story of how they got in.\n\nInspired by [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/wpjc02/oc_finally_finished_o...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a bartender at the No Way Inn. The inn doesn't appear to have an entrance, but patrons always seem to find a way inside. The best part of your day is listening to the story of how they got in.\n\nInspired by [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/wpjc02/oc_finally_finished_o...
2016-04-08T10:55:13
2016-04-08T09:22:01
20
10
[ { "content": "[WP] A group of friends playing Dungeons & Dragons attempt to use the game to subtly stage an intervention for one of the players.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Ding.*\n \nThe hot pockets were done. Andrew pushed his chair back from the table, rose, and headed over to the micr...
[ { "content": "[WP] A group of friends playing Dungeons & Dragons attempt to use the game to subtly stage an intervention for one of the players.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*You wake suddenly, parched and disheveled, and sit up quickly to take in your surroundings. Dusk has just fallen, an...
2014-09-06T12:23:42
2014-09-06T10:22:37
18
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Describe the person you love the most so we can see him/her through your eyes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I could caress your amber-grain colored curves.\n\nYour beauty is timeless even with your flour patted bottom.\n\nAlthough you hate your oily blemished skin, with every...
[ { "content": "[WP] Describe the person you love the most so we can see him/her through your eyes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "An insatiable vampire, preying on the emotions of the weak, and feeding from their life source. A noble heart trying to do the right thing amidst chaos. \n\nA bipolar s...
2015-02-24T15:19:06
2015-02-24T14:45:13
35
19
[ { "content": "[WP] You are Cancer Man, a superhero with the power to induce malignant tumors in your enemies. 29 years into your job, you visit the hospice where the now terminally ill villains you defeated reside.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"They tell me you're the good guy.\"\n\nSam smiled...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are Cancer Man, a superhero with the power to induce malignant tumors in your enemies. 29 years into your job, you visit the hospice where the now terminally ill villains you defeated reside.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The strangest thing about a hospice is the lack of ...
2018-08-13T09:48:32
2018-08-13T08:57:53
155
53
[ { "content": "[WP] When people die they can choose whether they go to Heaven or Hell, you are the first in 1000 years to choose Hell.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of course in hindsight everyone sees the merit of my decision. In the early days though, people kept asking me why I chose Hell over...
[ { "content": "[WP] When people die they can choose whether they go to Heaven or Hell, you are the first in 1000 years to choose Hell.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Day 1*\n\n*You know, with all the terrible people in the world, I expected Hell to be pretty occupied and automatically chosen. But...
2021-03-06T19:49:21
2021-03-06T18:16:10
162
52
[ { "content": "[WP] You're Morpheus, God of dreams. You're in charge of creating all dreams of all human beings. You were always high as a kite since birth, with only short moments of sobriety and clarity. But for the last few days, you've been completely sober and people start to notice.", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're Morpheus, God of dreams. You're in charge of creating all dreams of all human beings. You were always high as a kite since birth, with only short moments of sobriety and clarity. But for the last few days, you've been completely sober and people start to notice.", "role": "user" ...
2015-10-29T04:17:58
2015-10-29T04:12:18
158
46
[ { "content": "[WP] Harry Potter is now based in Australia. All spells are based on Australian Slang. Hogwarts is in Kakadoo. Dragons are dropbears and Voldemort is a cunt.\n\nTake it away!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"OI, YOU FUCKIN WOT MATE!?!\" \n\n\n\"I. SAID. YOU'RE A BLOODY WIZARD YA N...
[ { "content": "[WP] Harry Potter is now based in Australia. All spells are based on Australian Slang. Hogwarts is in Kakadoo. Dragons are dropbears and Voldemort is a cunt.\n\nTake it away!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"You're a wizard, Bruce\" said Bruce looking directly into Bruce's eyes.\n\n...
2017-10-10T02:15:25
2017-10-09T15:40:03
32
23
[ { "content": "[WP] Your significant other is possessed by a demon. Soon after; you realize you love the demon and not your SO anymore and it's actually mutual. Now the exorcist has arrived.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Right then,\" the exorcist, a man in a black suit with a white clerical co...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your significant other is possessed by a demon. Soon after; you realize you love the demon and not your SO anymore and it's actually mutual. Now the exorcist has arrived.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Arthur knocked on the door, and waited.\n\n\nThis case was right up his alle...
2022-06-27T10:58:59
2018-04-06T19:08:10
103
11
[ { "content": "[WP] It's 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says \"DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON\". You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending \"It's a beautiful night tonight. Look outside.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I wake up to the sound of a familiar...
[ { "content": "[WP] It's 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says \"DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON\". You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending \"It's a beautiful night tonight. Look outside.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I wake to the sound of my phone vibr...
2019-09-16T11:00:21
2019-09-16T10:58:22
49
23
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world where elemental magic affinity manifests on your 18th birthday, you and your family have always assumed yours would be water since you love waterfalls, lakes, rivers, etc. But when your time came, nothing manifested. And people are starting to get worried.", "role": "user" },...
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world where elemental magic affinity manifests on your 18th birthday, you and your family have always assumed yours would be water since you love waterfalls, lakes, rivers, etc. But when your time came, nothing manifested. And people are starting to get worried.", "role": "user" },...
2020-01-24T12:09:05
2020-01-24T11:48:58
508
86
[ { "content": "[WP] You see the Grim Reaper and ask if it's your time. Death checks a clipboard and says \"Nope. Looks like you're not due for another... three thousand, one hundred and forty-one years? That's weird. Also, how can you see me?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just another person in...
[ { "content": "[WP] You see the Grim Reaper and ask if it's your time. Death checks a clipboard and says \"Nope. Looks like you're not due for another... three thousand, one hundred and forty-one years? That's weird. Also, how can you see me?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As a nurse I had seen ...
2015-01-26T09:45:53
2015-01-26T09:26:21
37
13
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Do not hang up. This is not a wrong number. We have your loved one. To see them again, get the package on your doorstep and open it. Put on the mask. Grab your choice of weapon. Go to the house address written on the note card. Kill them all.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Do not hang up. This is not a wrong number. We have your loved one. To see them again, get the package on your doorstep and open it. Put on the mask. Grab your choice of weapon. Go to the house address written on the note card. Kill them all.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
2020-10-10T20:57:50
2020-10-10T20:36:53
3,129
203
[ { "content": "[WP] We expected the Earthlings to react with outrage and despair when we killed their leaders, destroyed their economies, and took over their governments—but to our surprise they seemed almost relieved.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So... naturally people were pissed when the alie...
[ { "content": "[WP] We expected the Earthlings to react with outrage and despair when we killed their leaders, destroyed their economies, and took over their governments—but to our surprise they seemed almost relieved.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When we took over, we expected resistance. And w...
2016-11-01T07:09:00
2016-11-01T06:59:21
19
10
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world where Nordic mythology is the dominant religion Marvel comics made a superhero who is a God from Christian mythology called Jesus Christ.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "‘Where did they go?’ The barracks were empty, just as the mess hall had been. ‘It looks like they ...
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world where Nordic mythology is the dominant religion Marvel comics made a superhero who is a God from Christian mythology called Jesus Christ.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jake and Doug are walking to the cinema to see the premiere of the new high-budget Marvel film tit...
2015-05-11T04:44:38
2015-05-11T03:25:56
413
61
[ { "content": "[WP] The bombs stopped falling. Slowly, you opened the bunker's door. You did not expect what you saw. Make it as scary as possible. Now, take this story and tell it to a five year old without frightening him/ her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, *hey*, tch. What’d I say about g...
[ { "content": "[WP] The bombs stopped falling. Slowly, you opened the bunker's door. You did not expect what you saw. Make it as scary as possible. Now, take this story and tell it to a five year old without frightening him/ her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My muscles tensed in anticipation of ...
2018-01-05T13:45:13
2018-01-05T12:14:21
78
49
[ { "content": "[WP] “You’re not allowed to die, okay?” She makes you promise, tears still flowing down her face. That was 200 years ago now. You don’t know what she did but your promise still holds strong.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here’s the little story that spawned this prompt! \n\nIt’s 16...
[ { "content": "[WP] “You’re not allowed to die, okay?” She makes you promise, tears still flowing down her face. That was 200 years ago now. You don’t know what she did but your promise still holds strong.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ben rose from the grave. He felt pain, but the tears stopped ...
2016-07-21T20:15:20
2016-07-21T17:56:29
62
13
[ { "content": "[WP] You are possessed by a demon. It doesn't control you, but it does mention it's just there because it doesn't want to go back to hell.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Are you kidding me? No! No! No!\"\n\nFred heard the voice in his head and mentally groaned. Moloch, or the thin...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are possessed by a demon. It doesn't control you, but it does mention it's just there because it doesn't want to go back to hell.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The slow hiss in his ear sounded distant at first. It sounded like somebody left a tea kettle on the stove too l...
2018-02-05T07:14:32
2018-02-05T06:41:53
663
114
[ { "content": "[WP] \"You... you, did all of this... for a pun?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Punnen! Punnen it burns!” his wife screamed in agony. The sores had begun to cover her face...the same sores that had plagued him for the last couple of weeks. \n\nPunnen kept his eyes on his work. D...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"You... you, did all of this... for a pun?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Oh dear, you are making food tonight?\" Ino asked as she arrived home from work.\n\n\"Yes, today is a special occasion,\" Thomas responded with a grin.\n\n\"Oh? What is it?\" Ino wondered, she walked...
2016-01-29T10:18:49
2016-01-29T06:44:06
389
25
[ { "content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"The international community hereby charges you with War Crimes committed during the defeat of the so-called Islamic State. On your orders, a brutal campa...
[ { "content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "American efforts against ISIS had failed. ISIS had toppled local governments and taken them over. Claiming most of the Middle East. Many countries themselv...
2019-03-23T09:09:52
2019-03-23T07:06:48
199
70
[ { "content": "[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Where is she?\" \n\nIts been four days since I've seen my wife. And I'm worried sick. Not the \"I hope she didnt get into an accid...
[ { "content": "[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The frigid air stabbed with each breath. My feet were quickly growing numb in the icy snow. We glared at each other as we both shive...
2017-03-23T09:59:46
2017-03-23T08:00:19
30
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Where do bad guys get their legions of goons? Well, it's all thanks to you. You specialize in supplying grunts of a wide variety to aspiring super villains, whether they need masked men with bad aim or hideous/sexy merfolk to guard their underwater lair.", "role": "user" }, { "con...
[ { "content": "[WP] Where do bad guys get their legions of goons? Well, it's all thanks to you. You specialize in supplying grunts of a wide variety to aspiring super villains, whether they need masked men with bad aim or hideous/sexy merfolk to guard their underwater lair.", "role": "user" }, { "con...
2015-04-09T11:30:16
2015-04-09T10:44:44
32
21
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up in Hell. You look around, you can't see anybody, it's just fire and brimstone going on forever. Eventually the Devil walks over and says \"Finally, you're the first to arrive, so tell me, who are you? what did you do? and how did you die?\"", "role": "user" }, { "conte...
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up in Hell. You look around, you can't see anybody, it's just fire and brimstone going on forever. Eventually the Devil walks over and says \"Finally, you're the first to arrive, so tell me, who are you? what did you do? and how did you die?\"", "role": "user" }, { "conte...
2022-11-14T01:26:23
2019-06-23T09:02:04
42
13
[ { "content": "[WP]As Pride Month nears it's end, the other six members of the Seven Deadly Sins begin to wonder when they'll get months dedicated to them. Pride, meanwhile, is just trying to get them to understand that he's not actually the focus of Pride Month.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"G...
[ { "content": "[WP]As Pride Month nears it's end, the other six members of the Seven Deadly Sins begin to wonder when they'll get months dedicated to them. Pride, meanwhile, is just trying to get them to understand that he's not actually the focus of Pride Month.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The...
2018-03-02T23:39:56
2018-03-02T19:07:35
42
13
[ { "content": "[WP] While wrestling around on the ground with your girlfriend, you accidentally roll over onto your USB cord and it pierces into your back. You reach around to pull it out, your girlfriend screams and points at the computer where a small window says \"New Drive (Q:) Recognized\"", "role": "us...
[ { "content": "[WP] While wrestling around on the ground with your girlfriend, you accidentally roll over onto your USB cord and it pierces into your back. You reach around to pull it out, your girlfriend screams and points at the computer where a small window says \"New Drive (Q:) Recognized\"", "role": "us...
2016-10-17T13:34:15
2016-10-17T12:33:44
348
21
[ { "content": "[WP] There is a 2-4 week window in which the sun lies between Earth and Mars, making communication impossible. Thirteen months after the first Mars colony is established, one planet decides to pull the greatest prank in human history.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "James woke up fee...
[ { "content": "[WP] There is a 2-4 week window in which the sun lies between Earth and Mars, making communication impossible. Thirteen months after the first Mars colony is established, one planet decides to pull the greatest prank in human history.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Commander Anuj Bi...
2017-05-14T10:01:37
2017-05-14T07:51:14
17
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You're Barack Obama. 4 months into your retirement, you awake to find a letter with no return address on your bedside table. It reads \"I hope you've had a chance to relax Barack...but pack your bags and call the number below. It's time to start the real job.\" Signed simply, \"JFK.\"", "...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're Barack Obama. 4 months into your retirement, you awake to find a letter with no return address on your bedside table. It reads \"I hope you've had a chance to relax Barack...but pack your bags and call the number below. It's time to start the real job.\" Signed simply, \"JFK.\"", "...
2015-04-30T02:35:00
2015-04-29T23:33:26
34
10
[ { "content": "[WP] An asteroid is about to destroy Earth, The Onion reported the news without losing their sense of humor.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "US Congress: \"It's about time we did something about climate change\"\n\nJUST IN: Escape spaceship that everybody but you was invited onto jus...
[ { "content": "[WP] An asteroid is about to destroy Earth, The Onion reported the news without losing their sense of humor.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Asteroid kills last of the endangered African Tigers...also all of humanity.\"\n\nIt's been our pleasure writing for you...mostly. Actually,...
2022-10-28T15:24:51
2022-10-28T13:53:27
127
11
[ { "content": "[WP] \"I WILL NOT LISTEN TO THIS ANY LONGER\" \"But Your Majesty, the prophe-\" \"You want me to send a GODDAMN TEENAGER TO FIGHT WHEN WE HAVE TRAINED SOLDIERS\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"You want me to send... a child. A literal, actual, child?\" The king shook his head. \"M...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"I WILL NOT LISTEN TO THIS ANY LONGER\" \"But Your Majesty, the prophe-\" \"You want me to send a GODDAMN TEENAGER TO FIGHT WHEN WE HAVE TRAINED SOLDIERS\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Look... I know she sounds crazy. But she made a sword that can cut through armor with no...
2021-11-24T12:25:38
2021-11-24T12:07:50
1,290
126
[ { "content": "[WP] Heaven is segregated by cause of death. All heart attacks together, all shark attacks together, etc. You die and appear in a nearly empty room. A tired old man looks up at you and says \"Finally! Someone else! It's been ages!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Finally! Someone e...
[ { "content": "[WP] Heaven is segregated by cause of death. All heart attacks together, all shark attacks together, etc. You die and appear in a nearly empty room. A tired old man looks up at you and says \"Finally! Someone else! It's been ages!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"W-Who, Who are yo...
2018-05-16T16:23:34
2018-05-16T14:20:05
105
55
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens invade Earth. Turns out Human weapons technology is way more advanced than it should be.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mankind.\n\n__\n\nFor countless Millennia we have warred. \nPeace being a brief respite from the routine of war.\n\nAlways pushing one another, further...
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens invade Earth. Turns out Human weapons technology is way more advanced than it should be.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "December 15^th , 2035. Izvir X12 Invasion Fleet, Aldebaran III High Orbit.\n\n\"These scums bumbling about in their planet, knowing not of their true f...
2016-10-30T10:14:02
2016-10-30T08:56:22
328
19
[ { "content": "[WP] A single dad of two girls is a nighttime superhero. Sometimes though, he forgets to take out the braids in his hair, or wash off the nail polish, and some of the supervillains are getting suspicious...\n\n ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Stop Villain! In the name of Justice, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A single dad of two girls is a nighttime superhero. Sometimes though, he forgets to take out the braids in his hair, or wash off the nail polish, and some of the supervillains are getting suspicious...\n\n ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Nail Polish...?\" Ruel jeered as he gl...
2022-12-08T21:49:33
2022-12-08T21:23:24
102
17
[ { "content": "[WP] Turns out wishing on a star does work, it just takes about 81,000 years for the wish to get to the star and back, and for the future civilisations of earth, its pure chaos.\n\nThanks for the amazing story responses on this. ❤️", "role": "user" }, { "content": "**BAD DAY**\n\n\"I w...
[ { "content": "[WP] Turns out wishing on a star does work, it just takes about 81,000 years for the wish to get to the star and back, and for the future civilisations of earth, its pure chaos.\n\nThanks for the amazing story responses on this. ❤️", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Not very creative,...
2017-01-26T17:39:21
2017-01-26T16:31:57
56
39
[ { "content": "[WP] Your friend tells you he can't get past the captcha screen that prevents robots from proceeding. As you watch him, you realize that the reason he can't is because he actually is a robot.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She peered, then, like a schoolchild, carefully typed in the...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your friend tells you he can't get past the captcha screen that prevents robots from proceeding. As you watch him, you realize that the reason he can't is because he actually is a robot.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I turned to look at him, noting his perfectly rhythmic breat...
2016-07-23T09:26:45
2016-07-23T09:10:15
104
13
[ { "content": "[WP] You have just let loose a string of vulgarities so potent that the patron saint of cursing has decided to personally pay you a visit to tell you to calm down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was a hot and humid day in Washington. My car had a dent and no note left behind. Tra...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have just let loose a string of vulgarities so potent that the patron saint of cursing has decided to personally pay you a visit to tell you to calm down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My heart rate finally started to subside. My blood no longer felt like it was boiling in...
2022-10-23T15:33:56
2022-10-23T11:59:30
78
40
[ { "content": "[WP] An Eldritch Moon suddenly appears in the sky, and you and billions others scream as you turn into horribly corrupted mounds of flesh... But your eyesight is better? And your back pains are gone? And apparently you’re immortal now so... Maybe things aren’t that bad...", "role": "user" },...
[ { "content": "[WP] An Eldritch Moon suddenly appears in the sky, and you and billions others scream as you turn into horribly corrupted mounds of flesh... But your eyesight is better? And your back pains are gone? And apparently you’re immortal now so... Maybe things aren’t that bad...", "role": "user" },...
2018-02-11T12:50:40
2018-02-11T12:35:45
275
98
[ { "content": "[WP]You are one of thousands who received superpowers, you are the strongest out of all, to entertain yourself you have played the villain and let the less powerful keep you at bay. When real evil comes, you must work together and must convince the others you have been messing around the whole tim...
[ { "content": "[WP]You are one of thousands who received superpowers, you are the strongest out of all, to entertain yourself you have played the villain and let the less powerful keep you at bay. When real evil comes, you must work together and must convince the others you have been messing around the whole tim...
2015-11-28T13:14:26
2015-11-28T12:37:58
102
74
[ { "content": "[WP] Nicolas Cage is completely unaware that he is an actor. All he knows is strange men with cameras follow him around while he gets into crazy situations and money shows up randomly in his bank account.\n\nObligatory \"wow this blew up!\" edit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Day 1...
[ { "content": "[WP] Nicolas Cage is completely unaware that he is an actor. All he knows is strange men with cameras follow him around while he gets into crazy situations and money shows up randomly in his bank account.\n\nObligatory \"wow this blew up!\" edit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Wha...
2014-10-12T03:37:00
2014-10-12T01:08:51
135
42
[ { "content": "[WP]Death Eaters win The battle of Hogwarts killing all opposition and breaking a one thousand year old truce between muggles and wizards. Lord Voldemort must now face the full might of the United Kingdoms' military.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "**Not really UK or military, but oh...
[ { "content": "[WP]Death Eaters win The battle of Hogwarts killing all opposition and breaking a one thousand year old truce between muggles and wizards. Lord Voldemort must now face the full might of the United Kingdoms' military.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Malfoy's lungs were burning. He'd b...
2017-06-11T09:50:25
2017-06-11T08:28:06
222
17
[ { "content": "[WP] All of the \"#1 Dad\" mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was 5:30 this morning when I woke up to the typical sound of my neighbors arguing over something. They always had some feud between them - who had the b...
[ { "content": "[WP] All of the \"#1 Dad\" mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Ya know... i don't know, really... i guess it was just all the pressure was too much for him... i understand it a little now as a parent myself... you ju...
2020-12-22T22:02:30
2020-12-22T17:03:39
36
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Humanity has invented the technology required to reach other dimensions. However, instead of finding an incomprehensible Lovecraftian realm, they discover a perfect and beautiful world. To the inhabitants of this new world though, we are monstrous eldritch horrors.", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humanity has invented the technology required to reach other dimensions. However, instead of finding an incomprehensible Lovecraftian realm, they discover a perfect and beautiful world. To the inhabitants of this new world though, we are monstrous eldritch horrors.", "role": "user" }, ...
2019-12-19T07:46:24
2019-12-19T04:59:08
28
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[ { "content": "[WP] It turns out humanity was the first, and only spacefaring species to master the atom. After a horrific galactic war, humanity had to bring out its nuclear weapons, to the shock and horror of the rest of the galaxy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Please leave us alone\" they s...
[ { "content": "[WP] It turns out humanity was the first, and only spacefaring species to master the atom. After a horrific galactic war, humanity had to bring out its nuclear weapons, to the shock and horror of the rest of the galaxy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Log 13024B \\[Encounter 3042, Ho...
2016-08-26T12:52:13
2016-08-26T10:59:35
54
18
[ { "content": "[WP] Every person in the world undergoes a \"goodness\" test. It's designed to give a score from 1 to 200, where 1 is pure evil, and 200 is an angel in human body. Then the world is divided into 200 zones, where people can live among their own kind.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every person in the world undergoes a \"goodness\" test. It's designed to give a score from 1 to 200, where 1 is pure evil, and 200 is an angel in human body. Then the world is divided into 200 zones, where people can live among their own kind.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'...
2017-11-24T18:38:30
2017-11-24T16:08:34
133
30
[ { "content": "[WP] It finally happened. The day Santa dreaded. He has to deliver presents to the first kid to be born on mars.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nic turned and surveyed his night’s work in the Henderson household. A chemistry set for the little girl? Check. Hobby horse for the Hender...
[ { "content": "[WP] It finally happened. The day Santa dreaded. He has to deliver presents to the first kid to be born on mars.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Ho! Ho! Ho! Yes, *that's* what I sound like! These humans and their silly notions, Bernard. All the things I have had to keep up with ove...
2016-06-11T00:37:43
2016-06-10T23:31:49
106
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[ { "content": "[WP] Your superpower is precisely and accurately measuring things without equipment. How do you use it to fight crime/take over the world?\n\nYou can tell that something weighs 155 mg just by holding it, or that a noise is 74 dB just by listening to it. You can immediately know it's 84.1 °F outsid...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your superpower is precisely and accurately measuring things without equipment. How do you use it to fight crime/take over the world?\n\nYou can tell that something weighs 155 mg just by holding it, or that a noise is 74 dB just by listening to it. You can immediately know it's 84.1 °F outsid...
2017-03-16T02:40:17
2017-03-16T00:50:02
52
15
[ { "content": "[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal.\n\nPath 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:0...
[ { "content": "[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal.\n\nPath 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:0...
2014-10-19T18:33:46
2014-10-19T18:24:17
254
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[ { "content": "[FF] In 75 words or fewer, write about experiencing a devastating loss, without including death.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The mirror hadn't been cleaned. She sighed and began scrubbing. When she had finished, she made her way towards the kitchen and heard snippets of conversat...
[ { "content": "[FF] In 75 words or fewer, write about experiencing a devastating loss, without including death.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I loved my father, he had a heart of gold.\n\nI remember when he took us Disneyland, fighting tooth and nail for the cheapest tickets.\n\nI remember when h...
2016-11-30T10:48:23
2016-11-30T10:35:41
2,428
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[ { "content": "[WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less.\n\n**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be \"in 5 minutes or less\" not \"in 5 minuets or less\". ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Quiet down Martians, let me tell you a little ta...
[ { "content": "[WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less.\n\n**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be \"in 5 minutes or less\" not \"in 5 minuets or less\". ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You say to me why should you save me after you f...
2017-04-13T08:09:02
2017-04-13T04:05:17
34
14
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Name your desire, mortal!\" \"Oh I don't want anything I was just checking if the summoning portal worked.\" \"That's not how it works, I can't go home until I trade a wish for your soul.\" \"Looks like we're stuck together then.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Kyle Jenkins ...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Name your desire, mortal!\" \"Oh I don't want anything I was just checking if the summoning portal worked.\" \"That's not how it works, I can't go home until I trade a wish for your soul.\" \"Looks like we're stuck together then.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Karl stared w...
2020-09-17T20:04:10
2020-09-17T18:32:29
49
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[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone has powers. You have the power to heal. Everyone expects you to be a great sidekick, or an excellent doctor, but you are a horrible, sinister villain.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I knelt over him, my face grim yet full of satisfaction. The 12 inch blade protruded fr...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone has powers. You have the power to heal. Everyone expects you to be a great sidekick, or an excellent doctor, but you are a horrible, sinister villain.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "”Why did you want me to be a superhero?”\n”You heal people! How useful can that possibl...
2015-08-26T10:37:46
2015-08-26T10:16:41
63
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[ { "content": "[WP] When you were four, you made a childish wish upon a star. Twenty five years later - without warning - the star finally gets around to granting your request.\n\nMy daughter, for example, always wishes to become a mermaid. I think it would be amazing if that happened during the middle of a busi...
[ { "content": "[WP] When you were four, you made a childish wish upon a star. Twenty five years later - without warning - the star finally gets around to granting your request.\n\nMy daughter, for example, always wishes to become a mermaid. I think it would be amazing if that happened during the middle of a busi...
2020-02-27T11:21:39
2020-02-27T11:11:10
24
12
[ { "content": "[WP]Death gets another name on his list. Excitedly, he opens up his scroll and finds your name. His excitement quickly turns into dread...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As death, I generally enjoyed my job. To be honest I had a bed reputation, people thought I just took the lives o...
[ { "content": "[WP]Death gets another name on his list. Excitedly, he opens up his scroll and finds your name. His excitement quickly turns into dread...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Death was a busy man. But he loved his job. After all, there was nothing sweeter than death.\n\nDeath didn't kill...
2020-08-17T03:12:05
2020-08-17T02:06:05
99
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[ { "content": "[WP] You’re an immortal 30-year-old-looking serial killer who was sentenced to 1,000 years in prison. After 100 years people started asking questions, but now it’s been 400 years and you’re starting to outlast the prison itself.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The funny thing about h...
[ { "content": "[WP] You’re an immortal 30-year-old-looking serial killer who was sentenced to 1,000 years in prison. After 100 years people started asking questions, but now it’s been 400 years and you’re starting to outlast the prison itself.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Uh, neat. Uncle Iroh ...
2015-01-18T11:35:07
2015-01-18T11:29:40
1,003
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that's been heavily censored. The censorship tells us more than the actual writing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": " It's *wonderful* here. I want to *stay*. I've been trying to *stay* here *and* every attempt I've made has *succeeded*. There are *caregivers* every...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that's been heavily censored. The censorship tells us more than the actual writing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Diary\n\nToday is June 21, 2006. [Heavy scribbling]! Her name is [Heavy scribbling]! I was eating at [Heavy scribbling] when I looked across the...
2018-05-29T09:31:25
2018-05-29T09:28:35
210
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[ { "content": "[WP] Write about a famous historical event as if it was played out as a DnD session", "role": "user" }, { "content": "DM: \"Alright Jesus, you've just been executed by the Romans, Roll a death save.\"\n\nJesus: \\*rolls\\* \"Natural 20.\"\n\nDM: \"Alright you wake up with 1 hp, what do...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write about a famous historical event as if it was played out as a DnD session", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“I sneak up behind my target, aim my derringer at his head, and pull the trigger”\n \n“Roll a d20 twice against your agility and once against your dexterity”\n \nA 5\...
2018-08-08T12:15:59
2018-08-08T08:11:41
176
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[ { "content": "[WP] You are the greatest Supervillain in the world and you've always wondered why the heroes yell out their attacks. Well, out of curiosity, you try it out with your weakest attack and suddenly break a hole through your evil lair.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was pooping when i...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the greatest Supervillain in the world and you've always wondered why the heroes yell out their attacks. Well, out of curiosity, you try it out with your weakest attack and suddenly break a hole through your evil lair.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Smallfly, witness ...