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2016-10-08T09:16:55
2016-10-08T07:09:46
123
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[ { "content": "[WP] When you die, the karma you accumulated through good deeds (or bad) are the points you get to spend on your new character creation.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As I ascend the spiraling stair case, I think of the times when devils and angels sat on my shoulder. I think of th...
[ { "content": "[WP] When you die, the karma you accumulated through good deeds (or bad) are the points you get to spend on your new character creation.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Jesus, why are you going down there again? It's been almost two thousand years since you were down there last tim...
2021-11-26T21:53:55
2021-11-26T20:19:02
277
22
[ { "content": "[WP]\"In about an hour you will have a choice to make,\" said the spirit. \"Regretfully for you, both options lead to your death, but only one choice will be painless.\" You were determined to find the painless option when he added, \"And the other... the other choice will make your death meaningf...
[ { "content": "[WP]\"In about an hour you will have a choice to make,\" said the spirit. \"Regretfully for you, both options lead to your death, but only one choice will be painless.\" You were determined to find the painless option when he added, \"And the other... the other choice will make your death meaningf...
2019-09-01T10:11:07
2019-09-01T09:42:26
1,579
628
[ { "content": "[WP]“Dear Sir Knight, after the recent attacks by the dragons who claim they need to see their princess’ heir, we have come to believe you may have misread our request to slay the dragon.” Having read the letter, you take one surprised look at your wife and her half-dragon child. “Whoops”", "r...
[ { "content": "[WP]“Dear Sir Knight, after the recent attacks by the dragons who claim they need to see their princess’ heir, we have come to believe you may have misread our request to slay the dragon.” Having read the letter, you take one surprised look at your wife and her half-dragon child. “Whoops”", "r...
2016-08-18T06:00:42
2016-08-18T04:37:42
145
21
[ { "content": "[WP] Every sentient species in the universe receives a Jesus figure from God. It turns out humanity was the only species to torture and crucify him. You're an ambassador priest informing the Inter-Galactic Holy Church what your species did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We crucifie...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every sentient species in the universe receives a Jesus figure from God. It turns out humanity was the only species to torture and crucify him. You're an ambassador priest informing the Inter-Galactic Holy Church what your species did.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The council...
2015-10-17T12:59:57
2015-10-17T10:39:25
80
21
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the luckiest person on Earth. Everything you make an attempt for works in your favor. However, there two catches: you are absorbing the luck of those around you, and anyone who tries to profit from your luck (even with your help) is met with the worst luck immediately.\n\nHoly crap, f...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the luckiest person on Earth. Everything you make an attempt for works in your favor. However, there two catches: you are absorbing the luck of those around you, and anyone who tries to profit from your luck (even with your help) is met with the worst luck immediately.\n\nHoly crap, f...
2021-01-19T07:38:43
2021-01-19T07:23:00
61
32
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a demon possesing a teen that has just been adopted by loving parents. You do your best to terrify them. But the more you do, the more they love you and want to parent you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't remember when I started wearing this girl like a second sk...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a demon possesing a teen that has just been adopted by loving parents. You do your best to terrify them. But the more you do, the more they love you and want to parent you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Twitch stretched his newfound claws - they were smaller than his o...
2021-09-08T08:25:25
2021-09-08T08:24:33
34
22
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a utopian society. Really. There are no dark hidden plots. In fact, it is your job to stage fake conspiracies to give the eager adventurers some 'evil plot' to thwart in order to keep them from bringing down a wholly benevolent ruler out of a misguided need to be the hero.", "...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a utopian society. Really. There are no dark hidden plots. In fact, it is your job to stage fake conspiracies to give the eager adventurers some 'evil plot' to thwart in order to keep them from bringing down a wholly benevolent ruler out of a misguided need to be the hero.", "...
2014-11-20T02:47:07
2014-11-20T01:46:34
19
10
[ { "content": "[WP] The most depressing back story that you can come up with in a few paragraphs", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It started out simple enough, as it always does. A little nip here, a little nip there; just to keep the edge off, you know? I don’t need it, I can quit whenever I want.\...
[ { "content": "[WP] The most depressing back story that you can come up with in a few paragraphs", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I remember the last time I saw my mother. I was 11 years old. I was sitting in the passenger seat of her '94 Paseo. \"I HATE YOU MOM!\" I yelled as tears welled up in my...
2014-11-20T21:44:15
2014-11-20T18:46:32
150
112
[ { "content": "[WP] Make me cry in four sentences or less.\n\nGo.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I lay curled on the old mat I've slept on since I was just a pup, waiting for Boy. I've lived a long and happy life, the happiest parts all spent growing up with Boy. I wish he were near me now, I'm so...
[ { "content": "[WP] Make me cry in four sentences or less.\n\nGo.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I still remember how the sun hit her silver hair and how her eyes shone brighter than anything in the room. I still remember how the air smelled like lilacs and strawberries, so contrasted from the ste...
2015-04-05T12:26:49
2015-04-05T11:01:50
15
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Make me sympathize with the executioner.\n\nI will try and answer to every response with my personal rating and (if necessary) constructive criticism.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The death penalty? I abhor it.\n\nSo why is it me that pulls the lever?\n\nSimple: I'm the only ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Make me sympathize with the executioner.\n\nI will try and answer to every response with my personal rating and (if necessary) constructive criticism.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I looked down at the accused, the convicted, the damned. Zachary Woods. His crime was heinous. M...
2017-01-14T18:21:32
2017-01-14T13:45:07
159
64
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
2022-09-15T12:44:53
2015-01-12T10:42:43
1,493
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Elephants are big but this one is unique. Almost the size of the sun but blue. He's flying, without wings obviously.\n\nNinjas everywhere. This poor man is ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mom was singing Christmas carols again. The martini in her hand glowing like the contents of a broken glow stick. The dog was barking too. When I went to g...
2020-07-03T11:06:20
2020-07-03T10:46:52
21
14
[ { "content": "[WP] After you die you are presented with a decision tree which showcases every possible trajectory your life could have taken depending on which decisions you made at each fork. You spend eternity analysing this tree until one day you find a path that does not end in death.", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] After you die you are presented with a decision tree which showcases every possible trajectory your life could have taken depending on which decisions you made at each fork. You spend eternity analysing this tree until one day you find a path that does not end in death.", "role": "user" ...
2014-02-10T12:31:44
2014-02-10T12:24:10
43
21
[ { "content": "[WP] Pick your favourite fantasy universe. Write about what it looks like centuries later, after entering the modern age.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Everyone says that this is the best time to live. We have heat, cities, peace, infrastructure, mass transportation, water, easy li...
[ { "content": "[WP] Pick your favourite fantasy universe. Write about what it looks like centuries later, after entering the modern age.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Imladris was a sight to behold even among the many beautiful yachts floating out in the bay off Pelargir. As his speedboat pul...
2016-10-08T10:10:03
2016-10-08T09:49:53
83
23
[ { "content": "[WP] Normally you would have got your superpower at age ten. Yours awakens at age 20 as the most powerful ability ever recorded.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Everyone got their fancy powers when they turned 10. Everyone except for me!\nAt first I was angry: angry at my parents, at...
[ { "content": "[WP] Normally you would have got your superpower at age ten. Yours awakens at age 20 as the most powerful ability ever recorded.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"This is Command, report in GF-204. I repeat. Report in. Over\"\n\n*Hissing*\n\n\"This is Command report in GF-204, I r-\"...
2018-11-25T02:01:26
2018-11-25T01:21:52
110
20
[ { "content": "[WP]”It’s OK honey, you can come out now,” Daddy was saying. His blue eyes shone at me through the closet, “I triple-checked for any monsters, and it’s OK! You don’t have to be scared! Come out please?” It didn’t change the fact, though, that my daddy’s eyes are green.", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP]”It’s OK honey, you can come out now,” Daddy was saying. His blue eyes shone at me through the closet, “I triple-checked for any monsters, and it’s OK! You don’t have to be scared! Come out please?” It didn’t change the fact, though, that my daddy’s eyes are green.", "role": "user" }, ...
2018-10-28T14:24:33
2018-10-28T12:29:56
1,390
542
[ { "content": "[WP] The whole universe is gone, and only two kids were left in the void. \"Let's play again,\" said one of the kids to his only companion, \"but this time I'll be God, and you will be the Devil.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Huh, I wasn't thinking we'd end it like that...\" A ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The whole universe is gone, and only two kids were left in the void. \"Let's play again,\" said one of the kids to his only companion, \"but this time I'll be God, and you will be the Devil.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": " \n\nTwo children sit huddled over a bowl of ...
2016-09-11T01:58:06
2016-09-10T21:13:06
52
26
[ { "content": "[WP] As magic returns to the world, purchasable drinks actually start having magical effects. Energy colas actually imbue you with energy. Diet drinks actually cause noticeable weight loss. Vitamin drinks heal injuries and disease, and so on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I walked ...
[ { "content": "[WP] As magic returns to the world, purchasable drinks actually start having magical effects. Energy colas actually imbue you with energy. Diet drinks actually cause noticeable weight loss. Vitamin drinks heal injuries and disease, and so on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My thirst...
2015-01-08T19:53:48
2015-01-08T17:46:00
91
60
[ { "content": "[WP] You are watching TV Comedy 'Friends' when you notice that there has always been a seventh 'friend' in every scene who no one ever acknowledges.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait. This isn't the Friends I know. Who is that guy? Why does he look to be so much older than ever...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are watching TV Comedy 'Friends' when you notice that there has always been a seventh 'friend' in every scene who no one ever acknowledges.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How did they sneak that in, I wonder? Darren, the seventh friend. Always in every episode. \nIt was on...
2015-04-30T08:13:26
2015-04-30T08:02:16
65
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Two entirely separate and unaffiliated groups of terrorists are planning to hijack the same plane.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I looked down at my wristwatch. *Three. Two. One...Action.*\n\nRight on time, I heard a few shrieks from the back of the plane.\n\nWhen I looked bac...
[ { "content": "[WP] Two entirely separate and unaffiliated groups of terrorists are planning to hijack the same plane.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I faked a smiled when greeted by the ditzy stewardess at the entrance of the plane. \"I hope you enjoy your flight!\" Ugh...I scoffed in my mind. I...
2015-06-09T09:37:54
2015-06-09T09:18:30
24
13
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The wheel was pressed too far into her ribs and every breath, no matter how shallow, radiated waves of agony from deep inside her chest.\n\nShe could see, but the lig...
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I heard a scratching sound coming from someplace nearby. It sounded like nails against a wooden door. It was dark and I could not tell where the sound was coming from...
2015-03-23T16:59:01
2015-03-23T16:40:05
38
11
[ { "content": "[WP] A rusty old sword leaned against the fireplace; it was the only weapon in sight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Grandfather, you *can't!*\" she sobbed, tears streaming down her face, as she tugged at the arm of an elderly man who was on his knees, resolutely tugging a chest o...
[ { "content": "[WP] A rusty old sword leaned against the fireplace; it was the only weapon in sight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of course, it had to be a sword, and not exactly stainless steel. Jonas surveyed his surroundings as he approached the fireplace to further examine his Excalibur. It ...
2019-11-07T10:22:57
2019-11-07T07:42:50
234
53
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Your honor, the evidence is clear and undeniable. While my client may have been a 'mad genius' who sought to 'dominate the city' with his 'army of evil', I present that he did actually not break any laws or statutes in his actions. The defense rests.\"", "role": "user" }, { "con...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Your honor, the evidence is clear and undeniable. While my client may have been a 'mad genius' who sought to 'dominate the city' with his 'army of evil', I present that he did actually not break any laws or statutes in his actions. The defense rests.\"", "role": "user" }, { "con...
2017-03-06T12:13:07
2017-03-06T10:25:09
59
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story about your day but exaggerate everything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I rose from my slumber late. I hurried to prepare for my journey across hundreds of miles, hoping I would not miss my transport. I made it to the port just in time, and waited for aeons befor...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story about your day but exaggerate everything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Through blurry hallucinations, all I remember is a ridiculous fight, a ring, skyscrapers at night, and crying.\n\nCreatures of the unknown were holding me hostage.\n\nBefore I knew it, the su...
2015-08-08T13:53:15
2015-08-08T12:02:09
27
14
[ { "content": "[WP] Every human has their soulmate's last words to them engraved in their skin from birth.\n\nIdea from this Tumblr post\nhttps://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11206957_778391755645357_8477035769704355007_n.png?oh=5b3f35d575ad3aa39d6ba5c5ed39cce2&oe=56549C83", "role":...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every human has their soulmate's last words to them engraved in their skin from birth.\n\nIdea from this Tumblr post\nhttps://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11206957_778391755645357_8477035769704355007_n.png?oh=5b3f35d575ad3aa39d6ba5c5ed39cce2&oe=56549C83", "role":...
2018-05-23T00:13:36
2018-05-22T20:37:45
15
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Two werewolves fall madly in love, but only during the full moon. When they’re human, they can’t stand each other.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The smell of fresh blood created a trail in the air. The metallic stench filled Tom’s nostrils causing a reaction of intense hunger ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Two werewolves fall madly in love, but only during the full moon. When they’re human, they can’t stand each other.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The full moon reflected in the deer's eye as it danced spritely through the woods. I lay undetected under the brush, awaiting the mo...
2021-01-23T13:36:17
2021-01-23T12:21:48
27
17
[ { "content": "[WP] As time went, monsters adapted. Dragons converted gold hoards into corporate shares, ghouls traded warrens and caves for sewers and service tunnels, werewolves stalked alleys instead of dark forests, and so on. Hunters have adapted too; now you look for ways humanity can coexist with monsters...
[ { "content": "[WP] As time went, monsters adapted. Dragons converted gold hoards into corporate shares, ghouls traded warrens and caves for sewers and service tunnels, werewolves stalked alleys instead of dark forests, and so on. Hunters have adapted too; now you look for ways humanity can coexist with monsters...
2021-06-29T08:16:15
2021-06-28T22:22:02
34
17
[ { "content": "[WP] You were bitten by a wolf and became a werewolf. You wake up in a dog pound. Only thing is… your original form is a cat. You’re a cat werewolf.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The scent of cold steel; barking heard from afar. Neko awoke, feeling their tail brush against the meta...
[ { "content": "[WP] You were bitten by a wolf and became a werewolf. You wake up in a dog pound. Only thing is… your original form is a cat. You’re a cat werewolf.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "# CROCODILE\n\n​\n\n\"Two! Two rats,\" The cat said.\n\n\"No.\"\n\n\"But think of all the th...
2021-11-12T11:26:43
2021-11-12T11:08:06
806
41
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been trapped inside a glass orb for years. Sitting on a shelf in an old store, your only entertainment is that of the clerks daily routine. One day however the clerk is attacked, in defence the orb is thrown and shatters upon impact. Finally releasing you from your cage.", "role"...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been trapped inside a glass orb for years. Sitting on a shelf in an old store, your only entertainment is that of the clerks daily routine. One day however the clerk is attacked, in defence the orb is thrown and shatters upon impact. Finally releasing you from your cage.", "role"...
2014-11-29T15:20:57
2014-11-29T13:16:01
50
36
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a teenager with the ability to measure how \"Dangerous\" people are on a scale from 1 to 10 just by looking at them. A normal child would be a 1, while a trained man with an assault rifle might be a 7. Today, you notice the unassuming new kid at school measures a 10.", "role": "us...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a teenager with the ability to measure how \"Dangerous\" people are on a scale from 1 to 10 just by looking at them. A normal child would be a 1, while a trained man with an assault rifle might be a 7. Today, you notice the unassuming new kid at school measures a 10.", "role": "us...
2018-08-07T11:05:42
2018-08-07T10:46:34
96
70
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a supervillain -- but you can't do crime every day, it's exhausting. You've got to have some normal days too. On one such occasion, while out running errands, you encounter the alter-ego of your nemesis, the hero... apparently also just trying to have a normal day.", "role": "user"...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a supervillain -- but you can't do crime every day, it's exhausting. You've got to have some normal days too. On one such occasion, while out running errands, you encounter the alter-ego of your nemesis, the hero... apparently also just trying to have a normal day.", "role": "user"...
2019-07-17T18:38:39
2019-07-17T18:02:32
27
16
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the last human being in a now automated call center. You only task is to be available to answer the calls that the algorithms can't. You haven't taken a call since you started 5 years ago. Today is your first call.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The phone on my desk ran...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the last human being in a now automated call center. You only task is to be available to answer the calls that the algorithms can't. You haven't taken a call since you started 5 years ago. Today is your first call.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*brrrrng*\n\nThe phone r...
2022-12-24T22:40:00
2022-12-24T21:01:21
1,738
320
[ { "content": "[WP] The world has taken precautions against super-powered beings, handing out inhibitors if deemed too 'destructive.' You sat in the principal's office with horror etched on your face as a pair of inhibitor gloves were handed to you. The smug grin of your life long bully telling you everything.",...
[ { "content": "[WP] The world has taken precautions against super-powered beings, handing out inhibitors if deemed too 'destructive.' You sat in the principal's office with horror etched on your face as a pair of inhibitor gloves were handed to you. The smug grin of your life long bully telling you everything.",...
2020-10-11T21:18:15
2020-10-11T20:04:04
84
22
[ { "content": "[WP] A sharp blade at your neck, you look up at the hero. “So I’ve finally been defeated. Go ahead, finish it.” The hero paused, shuffling on their feet. “Actually, I wanted to ask you something.” You laughed, coughing. “What?” The hero bit their lip. “Do you wanna go on a date sometime?”", "r...
[ { "content": "[WP] A sharp blade at your neck, you look up at the hero. “So I’ve finally been defeated. Go ahead, finish it.” The hero paused, shuffling on their feet. “Actually, I wanted to ask you something.” You laughed, coughing. “What?” The hero bit their lip. “Do you wanna go on a date sometime?”", "r...
2020-01-17T11:54:31
2020-01-17T10:42:53
39
21
[ { "content": "[WP] NASA employee: oh hey you guys are back early. Astronaut: Moon's haunted. NASA employee: what? Astronaut: *loads pistol and gets back on rocketship* Moon's haunted.\n\ncredit to @Dustinkcouch on Twitter", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Then why are you going back?\" Fred shoute...
[ { "content": "[WP] NASA employee: oh hey you guys are back early. Astronaut: Moon's haunted. NASA employee: what? Astronaut: *loads pistol and gets back on rocketship* Moon's haunted.\n\ncredit to @Dustinkcouch on Twitter", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"It'll be the end of the world, damnit! We ...
2015-05-16T05:45:02
2015-05-16T04:59:38
337
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, \"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger,\" but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Dad, when can we go?\"\n\n\"Soon Theres...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, \"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger,\" but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"No one else cares, Janette.\" Yuele had...
2022-10-09T05:07:54
2022-10-08T20:49:21
26
16
[ { "content": "[WP] This is… awkward to say the least. Your roommate just frantically confessed that they’re demonic royalty, and that they need a fiancé to meet their parent, the monarch of Hell, who will be here in under an hour.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The yelling is what disturbed me fi...
[ { "content": "[WP] This is… awkward to say the least. Your roommate just frantically confessed that they’re demonic royalty, and that they need a fiancé to meet their parent, the monarch of Hell, who will be here in under an hour.", "role": "user" }, { "content": " \"OK, so what you're telling...
2019-04-26T04:05:47
2019-04-26T02:17:58
139
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an Engineer who became a Wizard. Problem is, you discovered that some magic is practiced really inefficiently.\n\nFor example, no one thought to optimize fire magic by pressurizing the fire with wind magic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Marcus looked at the council in ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an Engineer who became a Wizard. Problem is, you discovered that some magic is practiced really inefficiently.\n\nFor example, no one thought to optimize fire magic by pressurizing the fire with wind magic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Jerome! Now please don't tell ...
2014-06-05T15:12:20
2014-06-05T14:06:47
22
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Humanity has long since come and gone. A new species, directly descended from one that exists today, has taken humanity's place. What is this species? What is their society like and what have they learned of ours?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As Marie was sitting at the table...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humanity has long since come and gone. A new species, directly descended from one that exists today, has taken humanity's place. What is this species? What is their society like and what have they learned of ours?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They watch. They have watched. Th...
2020-05-30T15:54:36
2020-05-30T14:19:43
52
15
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a psychotic, crazed ghost girl who haunts and kills her victims. Your next target is an endearing single guy who's really into horror movies and games.\n\n[deleted]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Her body lay still on the sofa, lifeless gray eyes still - and still open. ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a psychotic, crazed ghost girl who haunts and kills her victims. Your next target is an endearing single guy who's really into horror movies and games.\n\n[deleted]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Here I have another victim for you,” says my Master. The all powerful one,...
2021-05-26T04:52:38
2021-05-26T03:48:48
566
153
[ { "content": "[WP] You are part of the league, the superheroes who save the world, yet you never go on missions. You are only called for one thing only. Total annihilation, for when they don't want survivors.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The heavy lead door creaked open, 567 defence systems des...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are part of the league, the superheroes who save the world, yet you never go on missions. You are only called for one thing only. Total annihilation, for when they don't want survivors.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "yet another kid stopped me today. he actually wanted to ...
2018-09-16T17:08:15
2018-09-16T15:34:23
142
25
[ { "content": "[WP]You've been dating an amazing woman for a year. One day, she gets a call and rushes into the closet. When she comes out, she's weraing white armor, and a matching sword and has wings coming from her back. She says \"I have to go, but I'll explain when I get home.\" Before flying out the door."...
[ { "content": "[WP]You've been dating an amazing woman for a year. One day, she gets a call and rushes into the closet. When she comes out, she's weraing white armor, and a matching sword and has wings coming from her back. She says \"I have to go, but I'll explain when I get home.\" Before flying out the door."...
2019-05-04T14:33:04
2019-05-04T13:13:28
45
29
[ { "content": "[WP]When you reach 18, you get put in a database which ranks you in different categories (ex. 207,145th in the world for most bug kills) You lived on a ranch and never used tech. You had to go into town after your 18th birthday. Everyone is staring at you. You finally decide to check the database....
[ { "content": "[WP]When you reach 18, you get put in a database which ranks you in different categories (ex. 207,145th in the world for most bug kills) You lived on a ranch and never used tech. You had to go into town after your 18th birthday. Everyone is staring at you. You finally decide to check the database....
2019-02-13T00:24:41
2019-02-12T23:21:27
304
93
[ { "content": "[WP] To increase efficiency, God has uploaded the source code for Life, the universe and everything to GitHub. However, he forgot to set it as a private project and now people are auditing his code, filing bug reports and submitting patches. The kicker? Someone has been making mods.", "role": ...
[ { "content": "[WP] To increase efficiency, God has uploaded the source code for Life, the universe and everything to GitHub. However, he forgot to set it as a private project and now people are auditing his code, filing bug reports and submitting patches. The kicker? Someone has been making mods.", "role": ...
2019-01-19T03:47:57
2019-01-19T00:14:01
48
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a world of superheroes and supervillians. Your superpower? You always know the best superhero for each job. Today, a seemingly normal crime scene is taking place. Only catch is, you're about to call the most notorious supervillian in existence.\n\nInspired by a certain Cyanide and...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a world of superheroes and supervillians. Your superpower? You always know the best superhero for each job. Today, a seemingly normal crime scene is taking place. Only catch is, you're about to call the most notorious supervillian in existence.\n\nInspired by a certain Cyanide and...
2015-01-21T20:49:20
2015-01-21T20:12:48
29
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Over night, Mars has disappeared and a new, earth-like planet has taken its place in the nights sky. The strangest part? It's transmitting more radio signals than Earth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was an amateur astronomer who first alerted the world to the Mars event, p...
[ { "content": "[WP] Over night, Mars has disappeared and a new, earth-like planet has taken its place in the nights sky. The strangest part? It's transmitting more radio signals than Earth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Adam Rosemary always dressed in a white button up shirt, black tie and khakis...
2014-02-13T22:55:12
2014-02-13T22:34:39
55
26
[ { "content": "[FF] Make me feel heartbroken in 4 sentences or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Today, Daddy hit Mommy because Mommy messed up supper and Daddy was mad 'cause he deserves something good to eat when he comes home from work. When he was done hitting her, Daddy left me and Mommy a...
[ { "content": "[FF] Make me feel heartbroken in 4 sentences or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "His back legs kicked frantically, and he whimpered softly in pain.\n\nI took his outstretched paw with one hand and loaded another bullet.\n\nHis eyes were dimming quickly, but he gazed through me w...
2014-10-19T20:53:05
2014-10-19T18:03:46
84
25
[ { "content": "[FF] In 75 words or fewer, write about experiencing a devastating loss, without including death.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*I'm skirting the line here, but nobody dies, so I think it counts, right?*\n\nFour stories was not enough. After my wife left me, I tried to end it. I cli...
[ { "content": "[FF] In 75 words or fewer, write about experiencing a devastating loss, without including death.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I slide another box to the left. And another, down the conveyor belt. The mundane nature of the job is mind numbing. My brain wanders as I work. Suddenly, ...
2017-04-02T09:11:57
2017-04-02T07:18:03
154
34
[ { "content": "[WP] A world where super heroes exist but act as mercenaries for hire instead of doing it out of the goodness of their hearts\n\nSomeone made a comment in another thread that made me want to see this sort of thing and some people replied saying I should submit it here. Here's a link to my [origina...
[ { "content": "[WP] A world where super heroes exist but act as mercenaries for hire instead of doing it out of the goodness of their hearts\n\nSomeone made a comment in another thread that made me want to see this sort of thing and some people replied saying I should submit it here. Here's a link to my [origina...
2022-05-31T16:30:05
2022-05-31T14:28:29
144
45
[ { "content": "[WP] “No man can kill me!” The demon taunted, taking in the carnage it'd caused. “But I am no man!” You proclaim, ripping off your helmet to reveal your feminine features. You strike, but your blade bounces harmlessly off the demon’s hide. “Did you-did you really think that’s what I meant? You foo...
[ { "content": "[WP] “No man can kill me!” The demon taunted, taking in the carnage it'd caused. “But I am no man!” You proclaim, ripping off your helmet to reveal your feminine features. You strike, but your blade bounces harmlessly off the demon’s hide. “Did you-did you really think that’s what I meant? You foo...
2018-04-30T13:29:44
2018-04-30T12:25:54
29
19
[ { "content": "[WP] Wandering the streets, jobless, homeless, you happen across a silver ring with an inscription: \"Help for the Needy.\" Idly you slip it on. Suddenly a voice resonates deep within your bones: \"44 YARDS NORTH A CHILD LIES FACE DOWN IN THEIR POOL, UNATTENDED. DEATH IN 172 SECONDS. TIME TO RUN.\...
[ { "content": "[WP] Wandering the streets, jobless, homeless, you happen across a silver ring with an inscription: \"Help for the Needy.\" Idly you slip it on. Suddenly a voice resonates deep within your bones: \"44 YARDS NORTH A CHILD LIES FACE DOWN IN THEIR POOL, UNATTENDED. DEATH IN 172 SECONDS. TIME TO RUN.\...
2016-10-11T05:58:11
2016-10-11T04:53:17
159
57
[ { "content": "[WP]: You don't remember what you do for a living. Literally. You black out for 8 hours 5 days a week and a paycheck appears once per month.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The two men in the front of my door looked dead serious.\n\nI’d just finished eating breakfast with my wife She...
[ { "content": "[WP]: You don't remember what you do for a living. Literally. You black out for 8 hours 5 days a week and a paycheck appears once per month.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Hey Phil, I just received another one of those paycheques.\", Dave sighed. \n\nDave Follière had been receivi...
2018-08-02T15:51:31
2018-08-02T15:18:31
42
29
[ { "content": "[WP] In this world, salaries are determined by the desirability of the work: if everybody wants to do the job and it's fun, it pays minimum wage. But if it's hard or awful work that nobody wants to do, the pay is high. You decide to apply for the highest-paying job in the world.", "role": "use...
[ { "content": "[WP] In this world, salaries are determined by the desirability of the work: if everybody wants to do the job and it's fun, it pays minimum wage. But if it's hard or awful work that nobody wants to do, the pay is high. You decide to apply for the highest-paying job in the world.", "role": "use...
2021-02-08T18:58:27
2021-02-08T15:55:52
219
24
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Never get into a fight with an Earther. They are conditioned in 1G from birth. You will never build that kind of strength out here. But if you have no choice, wrestle. It's better to be ragdolled than to have your orbital shattered by the first punch.\"", "role": "user" }, { "co...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Never get into a fight with an Earther. They are conditioned in 1G from birth. You will never build that kind of strength out here. But if you have no choice, wrestle. It's better to be ragdolled than to have your orbital shattered by the first punch.\"", "role": "user" }, { "co...
2014-12-18T12:36:19
2014-12-18T11:55:01
2,259
39
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a city full of people with powers (telekinesis, electro kinesis, sensors, etc) and everyone is ranked according to how powerful they but they can kill someone of higher rank and obtain their rank. You are rank #1 but no one knows what your power is\n\nEdit: Thank you all so much f...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a city full of people with powers (telekinesis, electro kinesis, sensors, etc) and everyone is ranked according to how powerful they but they can kill someone of higher rank and obtain their rank. You are rank #1 but no one knows what your power is\n\nEdit: Thank you all so much f...
2017-11-29T08:24:55
2017-11-28T17:24:04
935
16
[ { "content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Are you sure?\" \n\n\"Yes I am. I got accepted...
[ { "content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The old man sat alone and waited for Death.\n\nI...
2017-03-18T09:37:43
2017-03-18T09:36:38
187
43
[ { "content": "[WP] Star Wars is a true story. An alien comes to Earth to make first contact with our newly discovered species, only to discover we know more about their universe's history than they do.\n\nEDIT: Whoah, this sorta blew up! Thanks for all the stories guys! I've read all of them and each made me la...
[ { "content": "[WP] Star Wars is a true story. An alien comes to Earth to make first contact with our newly discovered species, only to discover we know more about their universe's history than they do.\n\nEDIT: Whoah, this sorta blew up! Thanks for all the stories guys! I've read all of them and each made me la...
2013-11-19T16:01:50
2013-11-19T15:57:21
128
68
[ { "content": "[WP] A mother tries to reason with Death, who has come to claim her terminally ill child", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Death swooped in the window and raised his scythe over the baby's crib.\n\n\"Wait a moment,\" a woman said. She was sitting on a rocking chair in the corner of the...
[ { "content": "[WP] A mother tries to reason with Death, who has come to claim her terminally ill child", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Take me instead.\"\n\nShe had said it without a moments pause. And even before the words had settled amongst the pale walls and the wispy curtains she knew they ...
2019-07-03T00:19:01
2019-07-02T21:22:33
23
16
[ { "content": "[WP] You're going to bury the body along I-95 just outside town. You get three feet deep and find another body. You believe burying them together is bad luck so you move and dig three hundred feet down the road and find another body, and another, and another, and another....", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're going to bury the body along I-95 just outside town. You get three feet deep and find another body. You believe burying them together is bad luck so you move and dig three hundred feet down the road and find another body, and another, and another, and another....", "role": "user" ...
2016-08-07T16:17:11
2016-08-07T15:49:46
209
31
[ { "content": "[WP] A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”\n\nstolen from Meladoodle on Tumblr.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The heating is off in my apartment this morning, but there's still hot water, so I ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”\n\nstolen from Meladoodle on Tumblr.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*July 1^st 2016*\n\n-it happened again. \n\nThis time it said \"Remember about your...
2019-02-15T02:20:46
2019-02-15T00:42:24
46
17
[ { "content": "[WP] 20 years later, a team of Astronaut have successfully landed to mars and recovered the NASA rover, Opportunity. When they checked the hard drive, they discovered hundreds of images of a shadowy figure that was never sent back to earth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Right ove...
[ { "content": "[WP] 20 years later, a team of Astronaut have successfully landed to mars and recovered the NASA rover, Opportunity. When they checked the hard drive, they discovered hundreds of images of a shadowy figure that was never sent back to earth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We were two...
2014-01-24T06:24:13
2014-01-24T05:26:07
24
18
[ { "content": "[WP]A young man living in a world where if you kill someone, their age is added onto your life.\n\nFor example; if you kill someone who is 50 years old, you add 50 years onto your life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"The easy kills happened long ago. Nearly two and a half billion ...
[ { "content": "[WP]A young man living in a world where if you kill someone, their age is added onto your life.\n\nFor example; if you kill someone who is 50 years old, you add 50 years onto your life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "***EDIT: I just realized I misinterpreted the prompt and thought k...
2019-12-19T11:29:34
2019-12-19T10:44:55
54
26
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a Shakespearean sonnet that seems fine in the first thirteen lines but turns horrifying in the fourteenth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(1) The people all gathered in the town center.\n\n(2) Tall or short, all folks were welcome to enter.\n\n(3) Some adventurous, bold, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a Shakespearean sonnet that seems fine in the first thirteen lines but turns horrifying in the fourteenth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?\n\nThou art more lovely and more temperate.\n\nRough winds do shake the darling buds of May,\n...
2016-01-29T09:11:06
2016-01-29T09:04:29
33
11
[ { "content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He grew up on one of the toughest streets in America. Immigrants, weirdos, and living in filth described his young life. As he grew up, he was at first fea...
[ { "content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Sirs,\" said the man who burst into the room,\n\n\"What, can't you see we are doing important work,\" said the representative of the USA as he and his co...
2015-04-09T11:38:15
2015-04-09T07:56:32
45
16
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up in Hell. You look around, you can't see anybody, it's just fire and brimstone going on forever. Eventually the Devil walks over and says \"Finally, you're the first to arrive, so tell me, who are you? what did you do? and how did you die?\"", "role": "user" }, { "conte...
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up in Hell. You look around, you can't see anybody, it's just fire and brimstone going on forever. Eventually the Devil walks over and says \"Finally, you're the first to arrive, so tell me, who are you? what did you do? and how did you die?\"", "role": "user" }, { "conte...
2017-06-14T10:18:40
2017-06-14T10:10:44
39
13
[ { "content": "[WP] A water-gun fight between children, told as if it were a horrific war story.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In these modern, civilised times, one would have expected the world to become less brutal. It seems though, that every day we humans think of a new way to unleash agony u...
[ { "content": "[WP] A water-gun fight between children, told as if it were a horrific war story.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I'm afraid your son is suffering from PTSD\" the doctor said blankly. Martha and Jim sat in silence. Martha was barely holding back tears. \"It was so terrible, what he...
2019-01-02T03:46:10
2019-01-02T02:40:31
216
64
[ { "content": "[WP] After strict homeschooling, you and your twin decide to enroll in college together. While at lunch with Mom, you mention a ridiculous discussion in Child Psychology about \"Imaginary Friends\", and that (your twin) especially found it hilariously absurd. A frown falls on your mothers face. \"...
[ { "content": "[WP] After strict homeschooling, you and your twin decide to enroll in college together. While at lunch with Mom, you mention a ridiculous discussion in Child Psychology about \"Imaginary Friends\", and that (your twin) especially found it hilariously absurd. A frown falls on your mothers face. \"...
2019-04-27T21:51:13
2019-04-27T20:53:49
53
27
[ { "content": "[WP] You can teleport between shadows, turn invisible in the dark, cause the night to become tangible and attack like a living thing. You would be the perfect vigilante/ criminal, except for one minor detail: you have a terrible phobia of the dark.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The...
[ { "content": "[WP] You can teleport between shadows, turn invisible in the dark, cause the night to become tangible and attack like a living thing. You would be the perfect vigilante/ criminal, except for one minor detail: you have a terrible phobia of the dark.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'v...
2014-03-23T05:13:27
2014-03-23T04:53:26
248
13
[ { "content": "[WP] A teenage boy is sentenced to a fate worst than death. His internet history is to be publicly read at his high school assembly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"It's public humiliation!\" \n\n\nOwen had never seen his dad's face so red before. He was practically bursting a vein...
[ { "content": "[WP] A teenage boy is sentenced to a fate worst than death. His internet history is to be publicly read at his high school assembly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The double doors swung open. Chains jangled. He was tall and gangly. The trousers of his orange jumpsuit showed a great...
2020-05-04T07:28:42
2020-05-04T04:47:38
150
71
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a demon who negotiates contracts in exchange for people's souls. One time you get summoned by a suburban mom who makes impossible requests. When you can not provide her demands, she asks to \"speak with your manager\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I can't do it, Kar...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a demon who negotiates contracts in exchange for people's souls. One time you get summoned by a suburban mom who makes impossible requests. When you can not provide her demands, she asks to \"speak with your manager\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"…I summon YOU!\"\n...
2018-05-05T03:08:36
2018-05-05T01:40:55
161
58
[ { "content": "[WP] You are walking down the street on your way to work when suddenly you burp, hiccup, and sneeze at the same time. A HUD menu opens in front of you with “Resume, Options, and Quit” as selectable options.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Expecting to be crushed to nothingness by the...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are walking down the street on your way to work when suddenly you burp, hiccup, and sneeze at the same time. A HUD menu opens in front of you with “Resume, Options, and Quit” as selectable options.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Edit: Formatting, Adjustments to story, \nLet...
2018-09-19T07:51:48
2018-09-19T07:14:36
164
34
[ { "content": "[WP] The International Society of Ghosts has lifted the \"the only objects permitted to be haunted are houses and dolls\" rule. As a young, but creative ghost, you are determined to find then most interesting object to haunt.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“What piece do you want to...
[ { "content": "[WP] The International Society of Ghosts has lifted the \"the only objects permitted to be haunted are houses and dolls\" rule. As a young, but creative ghost, you are determined to find then most interesting object to haunt.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Frank....Frank....FRANK!”...
2020-05-20T12:41:06
2020-05-20T11:33:44
32
16
[ { "content": "[WP] You, a Human, have been sentenced to death on an alien planet. The method of execution: gas chamber. However, the compound used in executions, Tetrahydrocannabinol, isn't quite as lethal to humans as your executioners expect.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I always wondered how...
[ { "content": "[WP] You, a Human, have been sentenced to death on an alien planet. The method of execution: gas chamber. However, the compound used in executions, Tetrahydrocannabinol, isn't quite as lethal to humans as your executioners expect.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The room started hiss...
2022-05-17T09:52:46
2022-05-17T09:44:15
17
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a superhero whose powers are based on the music you are listening to. Rock can make you stronger, classical makes you smarter, etc. One day, you're fighting your toughest villain yet, and you are forced to use your \"forbidden\" playlist.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a superhero whose powers are based on the music you are listening to. Rock can make you stronger, classical makes you smarter, etc. One day, you're fighting your toughest villain yet, and you are forced to use your \"forbidden\" playlist.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
2015-09-14T01:35:21
2015-09-13T23:27:46
35
19
[ { "content": "[WP] You make arrangements to cryogenically freeze your brain at the age of 31 in hopes of being revived in the future. Many years later, you \"wake up.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Wake up, Lisa.\"\n\n\"It's time to wake up.\"\n\nAs my eyelids dragged themselves open, I was g...
[ { "content": "[WP] You make arrangements to cryogenically freeze your brain at the age of 31 in hopes of being revived in the future. Many years later, you \"wake up.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I feel a sudden sensation of pain, through my back. I try to scream, but I am paralyzed. This is ...
2019-06-27T06:51:25
2019-06-27T05:29:23
31
16
[ { "content": "[WP] You own a coffee shop, and you make some damn fine coffee. After decades of running the place, one of your most loyal patrons approaches you, reveals themselves as some kind of immortal being (a god, vampire, etc.), and offers to make you immortal as well, as along as you keep running the sho...
[ { "content": "[WP] You own a coffee shop, and you make some damn fine coffee. After decades of running the place, one of your most loyal patrons approaches you, reveals themselves as some kind of immortal being (a god, vampire, etc.), and offers to make you immortal as well, as along as you keep running the sho...
2018-07-15T09:28:11
2018-07-15T08:11:37
388
18
[ { "content": "[WP] “Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“So, what is it like down here?”\n\nAsked Jared, the new rookie. Clint shifted uneasily from foot to foot. The old man, although well accustomed to mining for coal, obviously was ...
[ { "content": "[WP] “Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Tranquil Bar*\n\nOn the first glance, it's just a normal casual bar. People sitting around after work, drinking alcohol and chatting, maybe playing a game of pool or cards in the...
2017-11-06T00:29:00
2017-11-05T18:20:52
235
157
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss\n\nIt's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss\n\nIt's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.", "role": "user" ...
2021-08-14T21:15:25
2021-08-14T20:19:58
1,326
582
[ { "content": "[WP] You can stop time. However, during your vacation where you have stopped time for a year, someone runs up to you and asks “Dude, why have you stopped for this long?”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Dude, why have you stopped for this long?\"\n\nThe voice startles me. It's been ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You can stop time. However, during your vacation where you have stopped time for a year, someone runs up to you and asks “Dude, why have you stopped for this long?”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He didn't look like the sort of guy to be able to stop time. None of the telling f...
2018-01-31T21:31:26
2018-01-31T18:34:28
117
79
[ { "content": "[WP] Every \"walks into a bar\" joke occurs in a single bar. You're the bartender and your shift just started.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I sat in my car as the engine died. Enjoying my last moment before starting my shift. Taking a deep breath, I got out and headed to the bar. ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every \"walks into a bar\" joke occurs in a single bar. You're the bartender and your shift just started.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sean yawned and pulled into Cliche’s parking lot. The last two nights he’d pulled doubles to cover for Elyse, but now he couldn’t shake the p...
2019-12-19T08:01:35
2019-12-19T07:16:58
18
11
[ { "content": "[WP] It turns out humanity was the first, and only spacefaring species to master the atom. After a horrific galactic war, humanity had to bring out its nuclear weapons, to the shock and horror of the rest of the galaxy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Herald of the Council rose t...
[ { "content": "[WP] It turns out humanity was the first, and only spacefaring species to master the atom. After a horrific galactic war, humanity had to bring out its nuclear weapons, to the shock and horror of the rest of the galaxy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Commodore Holland, \n\nLog 1, Da...
2014-07-29T13:10:19
2014-07-29T11:29:38
165
40
[ { "content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He came as I rang the three little bells. \n\nSimple Pete signaled toward the midnight storm outside, \"I thought you knew to avoid that storm... Suppo...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "By the **people**.\n\nThose who **didn't** vote don't **deserve** me. But **to** them I'll **be** God, anyway! **Saved**? The world **I** envision now ...
2018-04-05T11:39:55
2018-04-05T10:56:29
14
10
[ { "content": "[WP] After defeating the Devil down in Georgia, Johnny proudly proclaims he's the best that's ever been. A flash of lightning crashes down and God appears, fiddle in hand. The Devil gets his popcorn ready.\n\nBonus points if the story can be sung along with the song...", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] After defeating the Devil down in Georgia, Johnny proudly proclaims he's the best that's ever been. A flash of lightning crashes down and God appears, fiddle in hand. The Devil gets his popcorn ready.\n\nBonus points if the story can be sung along with the song...", "role": "user" }, ...
2013-11-21T10:17:12
2013-11-21T08:41:23
26
16
[ { "content": "[WP] A powerful, malevolent entity is forced to care for a human child", "role": "user" }, { "content": "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO LOOK AFTER IT?\n\n\"I'm really sorry, sir\" maggot slimed. \"It says so, right here in the contract, that if you take this lady's soul, you have to look a...
[ { "content": "[WP] A powerful, malevolent entity is forced to care for a human child", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was a sick pact. \n\nThe thing wiggled and burped in-between its dramatic wails and I offered it the bottle again. No, it said with its uncoordinated body language and deep, deep...
2022-04-30T09:24:47
2022-04-30T08:57:22
429
14
[ { "content": "[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I always knew that being considered “mature for my age” was never as good as people made it sound. A...
[ { "content": "[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange", "role": "user" }, { "content": "D: \"Haha Jim very funny. Great prank. Now I know why Cici will never go to University, because you ...
2016-11-21T04:50:48
2016-11-21T03:05:27
89
26
[ { "content": "[WP] As a henchman to the Joker, you've now broken the record for the longest surviving employee. This means you'll receive something no one ever has from him: your annual review.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The joker was a fluid being. It was best to keep your distance. As he sa...
[ { "content": "[WP] As a henchman to the Joker, you've now broken the record for the longest surviving employee. This means you'll receive something no one ever has from him: your annual review.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Walking into the room when the boss calls you is always an...\"eventful,...
2019-11-15T07:51:54
2019-11-15T07:27:28
87
53
[ { "content": "[WP] A medieval European knight somehow ends up in feudal Japan. With nowhere to go in the foreign land he decides to settle down in a forest. Outside this forest sits a village; and as years go by rumours start to spread of a tall metal spirit that roams this forest.", "role": "user" }, {...
[ { "content": "[WP] A medieval European knight somehow ends up in feudal Japan. With nowhere to go in the foreign land he decides to settle down in a forest. Outside this forest sits a village; and as years go by rumours start to spread of a tall metal spirit that roams this forest.", "role": "user" }, {...
2018-08-15T00:50:32
2018-08-15T00:15:24
1,283
160
[ { "content": "[WP] You live a good life. Caring wife, obedient children and loyal dogs. Little do they know that you are actually a hitman not an accountant. One day your guy hands you the picture of your next target. It’s you. On the back the name of who ordered the hit. “Carla” it says. Your wife.", "role...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live a good life. Caring wife, obedient children and loyal dogs. Little do they know that you are actually a hitman not an accountant. One day your guy hands you the picture of your next target. It’s you. On the back the name of who ordered the hit. “Carla” it says. Your wife.", "role...
2017-01-14T18:59:37
2017-01-14T16:42:22
100
20
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
2021-06-19T01:09:29
2021-06-19T01:05:23
107
29
[ { "content": "[WP] With the hero chained up, the villain unveils their masterpiece: a weapon that tracks everyone who loves the hero before obliterating them. The map powers on. \"Wait. There's just one dot.\" The Villain says. \"...Someone loves me?\" The hero replies with hope.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] With the hero chained up, the villain unveils their masterpiece: a weapon that tracks everyone who loves the hero before obliterating them. The map powers on. \"Wait. There's just one dot.\" The Villain says. \"...Someone loves me?\" The hero replies with hope.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2017-03-04T03:25:46
2017-03-03T22:58:54
452
226
[ { "content": "[WP] The last time the aliens invaded our planet they fled after losing the war. They have reluctantly returned to wage war and are relieved to see that dinosaurs no longer inhabit Earth, but have been replaced by the smaller and less intimidating humans.", "role": "user" }, { "content...
[ { "content": "[WP] The last time the aliens invaded our planet they fled after losing the war. They have reluctantly returned to wage war and are relieved to see that dinosaurs no longer inhabit Earth, but have been replaced by the smaller and less intimidating humans.", "role": "user" }, { "content...
2018-10-17T09:46:07
2018-10-17T09:26:46
90
29
[ { "content": "[WP] According to US Navy tradition, submarines that have not been confirmed to be destroyed, are still on patrol. Since WWII, there have been 52 submarines that haven’t yet returned to port, yet to report in, nor have been confirmed to be destroyed. You are one of those, on the eternal patrol.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] According to US Navy tradition, submarines that have not been confirmed to be destroyed, are still on patrol. Since WWII, there have been 52 submarines that haven’t yet returned to port, yet to report in, nor have been confirmed to be destroyed. You are one of those, on the eternal patrol.", ...
2020-10-14T06:13:37
2020-10-14T05:30:21
36
23
[ { "content": "[WP] You were summoned by a god to be the hero of a fantsy world, to kill the demon king and free their people, as a boon they told you you could request any weapon that they will provide. As a joke, you requested a intercontinental thermonuclear warhead, they gave it to you with a stright face.",...
[ { "content": "[WP] You were summoned by a god to be the hero of a fantsy world, to kill the demon king and free their people, as a boon they told you you could request any weapon that they will provide. As a joke, you requested a intercontinental thermonuclear warhead, they gave it to you with a stright face.",...
2018-05-31T20:42:01
2018-05-31T18:31:27
27
20
[ { "content": "[WP] One day every year, the strings of fate that connect people are visible. Friendship, Family, Soulmate, Lover, Enemy. However, that day, you see a different type of string connecting you to someone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When you are young, the strings are real magic. T...
[ { "content": "[WP] One day every year, the strings of fate that connect people are visible. Friendship, Family, Soulmate, Lover, Enemy. However, that day, you see a different type of string connecting you to someone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'd woken up on the morning of Connection Day wit...
2016-10-03T10:55:02
2016-10-03T08:54:41
198
45
[ { "content": "[WP] Jupiter has 64 moons and a serious werewolf problem.\n\nEdit: damn there's some quality responses here. I wasn't expecting this prompt to be so popular. Good job u guys", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The year is 2270. About 150 years ago the human race first started testing pla...
[ { "content": "[WP] Jupiter has 64 moons and a serious werewolf problem.\n\nEdit: damn there's some quality responses here. I wasn't expecting this prompt to be so popular. Good job u guys", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Car Sixty Two, we've got one. Intersection of Sixth, Halliday, and Uptown Dr...
2022-07-31T14:37:56
2022-07-31T14:20:34
517
145
[ { "content": "[WP] Super powers are common, but super heroes are rare. It turns out most people don't actually want to face death or dismemberment on a daily basis, including you. You enjoy the 9-5 and having a 401k, but my god that government recruiter won't take no for an answer.", "role": "user" }, {...
[ { "content": "[WP] Super powers are common, but super heroes are rare. It turns out most people don't actually want to face death or dismemberment on a daily basis, including you. You enjoy the 9-5 and having a 401k, but my god that government recruiter won't take no for an answer.", "role": "user" }, {...
2022-12-08T09:37:00
2022-12-08T09:13:06
198
117
[ { "content": "[WP] you are immortal, had to break up with your girlfriend cuz you couldn’t stand the grief of her inevitable death. She seems surprisingly understanding and you believe you’ll never see her again. Centuries later you are shopping and come across her and she looks just as surprised to see you.\n\...
[ { "content": "[WP] you are immortal, had to break up with your girlfriend cuz you couldn’t stand the grief of her inevitable death. She seems surprisingly understanding and you believe you’ll never see her again. Centuries later you are shopping and come across her and she looks just as surprised to see you.\n\...
2018-12-07T07:25:42
2018-12-07T06:32:35
20
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone has a kill counter above their heads visible to everyone denoting the number of people they killed. One day as you were in your room, yours ticks 1, then 2, then 3 and explodes with digits.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Henry's Spotify playlist with classical music se...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone has a kill counter above their heads visible to everyone denoting the number of people they killed. One day as you were in your room, yours ticks 1, then 2, then 3 and explodes with digits.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(This is a long one, I appreciate if you sat thr...
2022-04-27T04:42:26
2022-04-27T02:47:06
24
14
[ { "content": "[WP] You are mimic. You refuse to use that old trick with chest shape, instead you replaced door in simple house, where owner feeds you delicious fresh rats every day. In exchange you keep the house safe. After all, no bad guy expects door to punch them...", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are mimic. You refuse to use that old trick with chest shape, instead you replaced door in simple house, where owner feeds you delicious fresh rats every day. In exchange you keep the house safe. After all, no bad guy expects door to punch them...", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
2021-07-10T10:01:16
2021-07-10T09:17:43
102
23
[ { "content": "[WP] An all-knowing, all-seeing prophet is being held in captivity by a merchant who sells moments of her time to people interested in their future. You’re sent to kidnap her. When you enter her room, she looks up in surprise and says: “Up until this moment, I had no idea you existed.”", "role...
[ { "content": "[WP] An all-knowing, all-seeing prophet is being held in captivity by a merchant who sells moments of her time to people interested in their future. You’re sent to kidnap her. When you enter her room, she looks up in surprise and says: “Up until this moment, I had no idea you existed.”", "role...