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Why does arnold schwarzenegger kill insects? because he's an ex-terminator
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Auto-correct changed my i'm tired to shut the fuck up, you unemployed bitch.
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Woman turns $5 'reverse offering' from church into gift for paper carrier
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All last night i dreamed i was a muffler... i woke up exhausted
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Q: what do snake charmers do in the rain? a: turn on their windshield vipers.
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Holiday entertaining ideas: stress-free solutions for small spaces
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9 things parents could buy with the money they spend on child care
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When i wss a kid i got kicked out of the boy scouts for eating a brownie.
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I want to give a shoutout to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.
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Judge: sir, need i remind you that you are under oath? goldfish defendant: yes.
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What's the difference between batman and a black person? batman can go to the store without robin'
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Obama details his disappointment with netanyahu in first post-election comments
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Offense: is it given or is it taken?
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What's black and white and altogether catchy? ebony and ivory.
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I tried a pot brownie once and i hated it i couldn't keep the damn thing lit.
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What do you call a gay frenchman? a faguette. (sorry if offensive)
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Virginia church named for robert e. lee agrees to change name
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The hardest part of being a gentleman is going to all of these gentlemen's clubs.
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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? poop.
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Why i'm ok with having only one child
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Google debuts a new way to gchat with your friends
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No, lil wayne did not sign to roc nation
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Susan g. komen 3-day walk in washington, d.c. and the race to know when not to treat
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Every cab is the cash cab if you've got a gun.
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Aaron eckhart remembers filming that 'dark knight' hospital scene with heath ledger
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Donald trump slams virginia gop for instituting loyalty pledge
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Taking steps to avoid heart attacks may protect you from dementia, too
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What did goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train? auschittz.
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Most americans don't plan to talk politics over thanksgiving dinner
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Please may i have a new bum? mines got a crack in it
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What screams, wails, and lights up? a bus-load of babies on fire.
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Nobody can fill this baseball manager's shoes when it comes to freaking out
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Q: what's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt? a: the bucket.
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Apple's plan to help break standoff with fbi
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Work, youth, optimism, and the drive toward a safe, sustainable planet
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Breast wasn't best, and i'm not feeling guilty, in spite of obamacare
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Southern decadence 2013: the wildest laid-back weekend in america
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I like my coffee the way i like slaves... free, you asshole.
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China returns u.s. underwater drone taken from south china sea
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Roses rose are red, violets are blue, i'm schizophrenic and so am i
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I play the triangle in my local reggae band i just stand at the back and ting.
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Trump just falsely claimed he had a historically huge audience. again.
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California's statewide ban on foie gras is getting revived
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Trump used money from a charity to buy himself a tim tebow-signed football helmet
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I'm a lot like a pair of testicles. cause i'm nuts in the sack.
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I like viagra so much... i literally have a hard on for it.
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Aclu police app lets people police the police (video)
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How do you make an eggroll? you push it.
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I think new york has reached the point where it can finally be called york.
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What you need to know about moisturizing your face
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It seems that montana has found a new use for sheep . . . wool
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How not to give a sh*t: fearless lessons from... the honey badger
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Click bait i told you it was click bait
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Why do woman get periods? because they deserve them
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Most outrageous beauty at new york fashion week fall 2013 (photos)
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Some of my most meaningful relationships started because i was too lazy to leave the room.
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25 cooking mistakes that even good cooks make (photos)
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Senate passes $1.8 trillion spending, tax package to fund government
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Artur davis weighs run for office -- this time again as a democrat
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Why did the tree keep getting grounded? because it was s knotty pine!
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She: why don't we ever have sex anymore? me: what's this we shit? i'm having plenty.
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Max greenfield's fat schmidt lip-syncing to rihanna is the greatest
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What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? gravi-tea !
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Ah toronto, the only city where the leaves fall in autumn... ...and the leafs fall in the spring
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What do you call a wind that never gusts? disgusting. i'll see myself out...
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Oh red onions... you'll be the breath of me.
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I just finished a 5 year relationship. luckily it wasn't mine.
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Ricardo lockette needs neck surgery after sunday's big hit
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I went into paris to eat some snails... and ended up with a belly full of slugs
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What did mike tyson say when he saw breaking bad? that's methed-up!
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My wine drinking is merely functional... my personality is better with a little marinade.
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Nyt: white house vetting iowa judge for supreme court seat
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What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings? ali.
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I believe a woman's place is in the kitchen 20% of the time.
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Take sodium reduction advice with a grain of salt
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Rhodes scholars are book smart... but road scholars are street smart.
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The day i decided to start calling my father dad
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Hillary got 60% of the black's votes in alabama that's right, not a single vote for bernie.
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Amy poehler is really good at sports chatter
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A joke walks into a bar and everyone laughs!
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Al qaeda leader warns of 'gravest consequences' if boston bomber executed
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The legal battle over north carolina's 'bathroom bill' is just getting started
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Bruno mars reportedly offered halftime spot for super bowl 50
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How to make your marriage last longer than the wedding
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Pick-up line guaranteed to work every time! does this smell like chloroform to you??
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Arcade fire's win butler endorses barack obama for president
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What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist? triggernometry
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Doctors who expect me to pee on command, i'm not some kind of stunt pee-er, you know.
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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway? i don't want to plow my driveway
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Selling ads on your wedding dress? please don't
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Did you know? if you laid out all of your veins and arteries... ...you would die.
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Johnny manziel officially indicted in assault case (update)
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It's official... my voice is incapable of making, thanks. i appreciate that not sound sarcastic.
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49ers vs. falcons live: nfc championship game features colin kaepernick, matt ryan
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How to tell if your wife is mad at you 1. she is
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New 'star wars' trailer reveals the return of a fan favorite
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Full cup, thirsty spirit: life through a camera lens
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Nfl players get father's day message from their adorable kids
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What did one paedophile say to the other? swap you two fives for a ten
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You think i'm over dramatic? when an octopus gets upset, it eats itself. that's over dramatic.
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