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I saw a naked black man in a tree today he was well hung
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What do you call a hooker with a runny nose??? full
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How to buy a great, inexpensive bottle of wine for valentine's day
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A repost walks into a bar bartender says shit, you again?!.
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5 tips for saving money while dining out
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Mariah carey cancels brussels show over security concerns
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Indoor grilling: how to get outdoor barbecue flavor
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Nyc to pay $280,000 over cop who exposed city's quota system
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I woke up this morning, and i've got the worst hangover.... ..... the sequel.
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Dozens feared dead in fire at azerbaijan oil rig
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You never know what you've got until... you clean your room.
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These capybaras don't care about your pitiful olympic golf course
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What is your favourite variable? i'm not sure, it's always changing.
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The one-legged man couldn't understand an online tutorial. it had step-by-step instructions.
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Which corporate personality are you: market basket or hobby lobby?
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Cute kid note of the day: a bill for $260
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Chrissy teigen got mom-shamed for cooking with wine and she put a cork in it
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What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ? a bellerina !
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U.s. police killings reminiscent of lynching, un group says
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We should've known about the failure of communism in retrospect, there were a lot of red flags...
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What do you call a queer redneck? a confederate fag.
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Me (nervously cracking every knuckle): hi i'm brandon girl: please let go of my hands
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What do you call a black man on the moon... an astronaut!
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Dallas officials search for man to monitor him for signs of ebola
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I got fired from the orange juice factory. i couldn't concentrate.
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I had to study a book on the human digestive system today.... the ending was shit
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Have air travelers reached their breaking point yet?
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Overheard some guy say finals week sucks. little does he know, everything sucks
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What do you call dubstep on a mac? idropit
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One of the dea's most wanted drug traffickers pleads to be left in peace
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What is a chiropractor's favorite movie? thoracic park
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What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? america can't milk a cow for 14 years.
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Foods for healthier teeth: 7 things to eat right now
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No one's asking donald trump about campaign manager accused of grabbing reporter
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Pope to elderly churchgoers: 'i'm a little old and a little sick'
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Burping up taco bell is like returning to the scene of the crime
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Cpac crowd duped into waving russian flags during trump speech
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7 states that are running out of water
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Rick snyder says he's releasing all his emails about the flint water crisis
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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? a hen that lays pooched eggs.
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3 officers arrested and charged in vicious beating of inmate
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I like my women like i like my burritos stuffed with beef
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Q: why can't obama poke fun at himself? a: because that would be racist.
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What does it take to make a movie? wisdom from effie gray producer donald rosenfeld
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Heard santa and his wife separated, which would make them independent clauses.
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This incredible new resource will change queer sex education forever (nsfw)
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What is the most breathless thing on television ? the pink panter show !
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8 travel tips made easy for the holidays
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I like my cigarettes like my instagram. \#nofilter edit: learned formatting
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My weight loss adventures in the land of disease-care
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I asked my 9 yr old a question 27 min ago. she's still answering it.
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Keystone xl may wait on nebraska, but climate change waits for no one
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What are homeless ducks always asking for? a lil bit of quack
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What do you call a cross between a human and a monkey? a nigger.
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For reasons unknown, kendall jenner's instagram account has disappeared
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How new secure credit cards are hurting netflix and other companies
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Taylor teagarden, named in the al jazeera report, suspended 80 games by major league baseball
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What's the worst thing you can say to a jewish bread delivery man? what's the challah cost?
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Glenn close on weinstein effect: 'to condemn all men is stupid and counterproductive'
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I try to avoid buying into this americans are stupid stereotype but, for fuck's sake......
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Twerk, miley: jay-z's most talked about 'magna carta holy grail' lyric
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A sandwich walks into a bar. bartender says, you gotta leave. we don't serve food here.
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Moon, mars put on show for memorial day skywatchers
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Woman says man sexually assaulted her while she slept on a flight
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You know you need to lose weight........... when your girlfriend wants to suck your tits.
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I am in prison for something i didn't do i didn't pay my taxes
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Comedian jim jefferies tears into piers morgan for defending donald trump
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Where did all the sephardic jews go? i dunno, you'll have to ashkenazi
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Poutine soda taste test reveals that jones soda co. drink might be the grossest thing ever
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I sleep like a baby... with your mom's tit in my mouth.
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Can the un talks bring peace to shattered yemen?
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A man was caught having sex with the venus de milo... ...he was charged with statutory rape
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The advice you need to hear if you're stuck in a bad relationship
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I had another server go down on me at work. it's just how i interview waiting staff.
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Donald trump, we need to talk about what a poll is
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Oc - why shouldn't spanish women smoke cigarettes? you shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.
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Teacher tells chris christie he isn't a good example for her students
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Twitter is all fun and games until you get that text asking what that tweet was about.
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October 10th was such a great day 10/10
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Why does trump want to build a great wall? china has one and they don't have many mexicans
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We tried the 'food of the future.' we don't want to live there.
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I bet the mayans made great boyfriends because they're always wrong about everything.
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Mixing business with pleasure: make a weekend of a work trip (photos)
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People always say pigs can't fly like they've never seen a police helicopter before.
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Photographers are so violent. they'll frame you, shoot you, blow you up and then hang you.
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Deutsche bank agrees to pay $7.2 billion to settle toxic mortgage securities case
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I've been single for years -- and i'm more than ok with it
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What do you call trees that grow in tobago? tobogany.
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Hi and welcome to the hidden chair club. please find a seat.
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Are you african? ...'cause you're a frickin' babe.
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Why i'm ok with my 10-year-old still believing in elf on the shelf
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Why are politicians buried 6 feet under? because deep down, they're good people.
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Sleep problems may hint at future heart disease risk
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Gina barreca asks, if you lean in, will men just look down your blouse?
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What's the cheapest meat? deer balls. they're under a buck.
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Gravedigger suspended after taking photo with dead man
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20 years ago today, hillary clinton gave a rallying cry for women's rights
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Elephant circumcision... ...the pay's rubbish but the tips are enormous.
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I'm really good at not paying my bills. they all say outstanding!
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Why i decided to hike the appalachian trail at age 55
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