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What's pink lives in a sty and drinks blood? a hampire.
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The nra doesn't care about philando castile's gun rights
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Got happiness? if not, try what slough did
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America's best amusement parks, as picked by amusement today (photos)
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Donald trump lost in his old new york stomping grounds
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Psychologists think they found the purpose of depression
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How can you tell if a hippie has been in your house? ...he's still there
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Golden state warriors path to championship begins in bed
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Biden would've 'beat the hell out of' trump in high school for his abuse of women
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Children's mental health after the shooting in newtown
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Call me christopher columbus, because i'm coming to get india.
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What's the best part of eating a burrito? every time you fart, you lose weight.
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What's a blind person's favorite fast food joint? taco braille
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Divorce party t-shirt makes a great party favor (photo)
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Roses are dead, violets are dead, ... i'm a bad gardener
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Nepal earthquake death toll becomes highest ever recorded in the nation
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Thought i heard reggae music coming from the office... ...but it was just the printer jammin'
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Why did the ox fall down the hill? it was an oxident.
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What happens when we put white people in power police brutality.
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Donald trump’s pick for trade representative creates unusual alliances
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Woman getting off bus knocked out by airborne deer
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North carolina republicans lost an election, so now they're trying to undermine the results
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What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet? last year's hide and go seek champion.
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On the menu: 7 questions with chef luigi fineo
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Diy wedding favors: eco-friendly ideas for your big day
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People keep asking me how i'm doing since moving to north korea eh, can't complain.
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Breitbart editor ordered staffers to stop defending michelle fields
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Maybe again but kind of bad? - sequels
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Q: what do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit? a: a chairy.
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My buddy is so mixed... he doesn't know who his step-dad is.
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What do you call it when someone steals someone else's coffee? a mugging.
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My boss told me she would screw me if i worked all the free overtime i possibly could.
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What do you call someone who only speaks one language? american.
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Justin timberlake is giving us major brad pitt vibes on t magazine cover (photos)
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I turn 39 years old today. but they're canadian years.
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The window is open to pass comprehensive immigration reform
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Why couldn't the rainbow trout get on the same level as his father? because he was too flambouyant.
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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? because he was out standing in his field.
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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian? don't worry, they'll tell you.
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I'm 84% less productive in a swivel chair.
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I told a blonde joke she didn't get it.
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Michael phelps & i have a combined 19 gold medals & 4 dui's.
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I don't like being told what to do unless i'm naked.
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If a clown farts... ... does it smell funny?
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Travel with the dead: visiting the world's spookiest cemeteries for halloween
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The puppy in this comedy sketch might be just the cutest widdle killer
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Bacteria from mites might be responsible for rosacea, study suggests
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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar? i don't know.
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Jeffrey toobin: rudy giuliani just confessed that stormy daniels payment broke the law
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How do you know stephen hawking has jungle fever? he knows a lot about black holes
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Do travel companies charge too many 'junk' fees? (poll)
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? (slightly nsfw) a lick-a-lot-a-puss.
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Just once i'd like to wake up as eager to start the day as my p*nis is.
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Ha - mildly amusing haha - funny hahaha - sarcastic laugh hahahaha - stayin' alive
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Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs? because they're good at picking their drivers.
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What is red and hurts when you bite it? a brick.
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Cia and mossad killed senior hezbollah figure in car bombing
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A selfie could tell you if you have this thyroid cancer symptom
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Aha, i see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again!
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The new 'late late show' host is ready to meet america
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If religion is the opium of the masses then i smoke weed everyday!
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The co-operative uk supermarket offers £99 divorce kits
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Ben carson thinks the typical democrat is 'uninformed'
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Inside the bitter last days of bernie's revolution
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Why can't r2d2 walk? because he has ms-dos
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A new energy drink called f5 just came out, it's super refreshing!
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Do girls in asia get tattoos in english on their backs?
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Maria sharapova hair: tennis star chops it off? updated (photos)
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A guide to the types of polenta (photos)
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Allergy myths: don't fall for these this season
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5 steps to transition from your career to a life purpose
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'dilbert' cartoonist says isis may want hillary clinton for president
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Why must you be religious to join the navy? because it's a place of war ship.
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Happy socks releases best sock ad campaign ever (photos)
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Lawmaker who wants confederate monuments removed gets anonymous racist threat
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Dogs are probably really excited about dog sledding before they find out what it actually is.
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Republicans on defense: breathing fire or blowing smoke?
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What do cows get when they do all their chores? mooney.
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Lane bryant announces first-ever designer collaboration with isabel and ruben toledo
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Why didn't the melons get married? because they cantaloupe...
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Iraqi military says it has slowed rebels' advance
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Batman should teach girls about periods in school... tell me, do you bleed?... you will.
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What do you call it when you marry your male cousin? your cuzband
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I finally got around to reading that book on watches i got last year it's about time.
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I'm going to bed and my hair looks amazing; i feel like the woman in every mattress commercial.
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Cross the road... monkey q: why did the monkey cross the road? a: so he could get spanked.
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Super bowl commercials 2014: watch all ads aired during broncos, seahawks matchup (videos)
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Look at your disgusting balls. that's literally exactly what jesus wants them to look like. #bible
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Duck dynasty's willie robertson is getting his own fox news podcast
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Nobody knows how much work i put into looking only this fat.
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Being at the alligator park reminds me of my time in jail so many crocs.
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How to whip your 2014 kitchen into shape
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Gf: daddy me: don't call me that it's creepy gf: sorry baby me: that's better
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If at first you don't succeed.. then that's it for skydiving.
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Deck the malls: the 4 best credit cards for holiday shopping
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Have you heard of the band 150 megabytes? no? not surprised, they don't have any gigs yet.
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Draw me like one of your french fries.
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Bindi irwin posts heartfelt tribute to dad, steve irwin, on his birthday
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What does lebron james do after winning the nba championship? he turns off his xbox.
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The introverted kid's illustrated guide to enjoying slumber parties
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