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If it lasts 4 hours i'm not only callin a dr, i'm callin everybody!!
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Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible? no comment.
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New technologies give government ample means to track suspects, study finds
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If h2o is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside? k9p
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What's another name for a casket? mourning wood.
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My husband's death made me a better mom
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In his prime, richard simmons was, at best, in just okay shape.
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Have you seen the new fishing website? no it's not online yet.
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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a light bulb? none. it's already lit fam.
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The queen of fashion returned with a flourish to (again) dominate the world's fashion weeks
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Destination san diego and/or miami: plan ahead -- to plan ahead!
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What's the loudest thing in the last two harry potter films? deaf lee's hello!
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One day ajay was feeling happy. suddenly happy slapped ajay.
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A letter to our in-vitro doctor from the lesbians
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/r/jokes won the international green awards! 96% recycled content.
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How do you say bra in german? stopsemfromfloppin
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They say behind every great man is a great woman. never been that into pegging though.
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An asian woman gets into car and starts driving... thought you'd enjoy that one.
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Compared to past years, fewer americans now say the gop is 'too extreme'
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South korea proposes military talks with north korea on july 21
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Doing shots with a bunch of coked-up velociraptors.
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Report: rachel brand, justice department's no. 3, official to resign
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What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench? the nba
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I have a dog that can perform magic tricks. i call him houndini..
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What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another? a rocking cher.
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What does an egg say when he gets turnt? om lit cred: my friend damexicanburrito from playstation.
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I'm not feeling very well today, i have constipation but i couldn't give a shit
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Why do lesbians shop at sport's authority? because they don't like dick's.
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What turns a fruit into a vegetable? aids.
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Over 100 stars reinvent feathered hair, farrah fawcett's iconic '70s hairdo (photos)
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The 12 days of a healthy home: a holiday checklist
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Oprah goes green, young justin timberlake makes us swoon & more instagrams of the week
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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? dead.
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What's the difference between racism and the chinese people? racism has many faces...
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Mona ackerman dead: huffpost columnist dies from ovarian cancer at age 66
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Twin birth study finds no benefits to planned c-section
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What kind of a belly button does a german car mechanic have? an audi
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The case for holistic education in the wake of charlottesville violence
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Julia louis-dreyfus to receive 2018 mark twain prize for american humor
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I like my bread the way i like my women... french and covered in butter.
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What's the difference between dark and hard it stays dark all night
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What is the speed limit of sex? 68, because at 69, you eat it.
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Sneaky? dude, i got two handfuls of soup into a movie theater once.
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Tina fey got sassy with the o.g. 'mean girls' at disney world
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Why don't hipsters like fishing? it's too mainstream.
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Herschel's star mystery solved 150 years later, astronomers say
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Are you tired of every day being the same? congratulations, you're an adult!
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The sneaky hotel fee you should always check for
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*stands up in the middle of a quiet library* fake noodles are called im-pastas
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A feral trump leads the feral right. and vice versa.
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What happened to the mexican after donald trump was elected?
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911 center has bed bugs: who do they call?
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Her: i like your facial hair me: i like your facial hair (flirting is hard)
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Whats the difference between a priest and acne? acne waits till you're 12 to come on your face
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What's the second hardest thing in the morning? getting out of the bed!
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If you're squeamish about the germs in the pediatrician's waiting room... you're on to something
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Squirrel sex what did the squirrel say after fucking an acorn? best nut of my life
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I'm a strict vegetarian. after i kill a cow i don't eat any of it.
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David vs goliath- the incredible story of a fearless asian activist
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Why do ducks look so sad? because when they preen their feathers, they look down in the mouth.
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I have nothing in common with people that learn from their mistakes
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Some students want harvard law's seal changed due to slavery connection
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Mirai nagasu says her parents' hard work in restaurant inspires her discipline on ice
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At&t employees continue to work despite expired labor deal
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How a political scientist broke the news of trump's meeting with putin
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Donald trump achieves lifelong dream of breaking a record for length
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Huffpost workouts: oscar-winning music you can exercise to
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Sandra bullock's golden globes dress 2014 was a little disappointing (photos)
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Why some atheists say bernie sanders gets them when he talks about religion
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Hey does anyone find roger ailes' recent career trajectory puzzling, or is it just me?
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You drink too much milk., said the doctor your blood is now milk.
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Don't drink and drive, might hit a bump and spill it.
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'little people, big world' star jeremy roloff is married
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What is a pirate's favorite kind of explosive? a m-80.
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What do you call an italian man with a rubber toe roberto
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These 8 inspiring people will change the way you think about autism and asperger's
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I became a jew today only in it for the money.
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The 10 pieces i'm packing to get me through paris fashion week (photos)
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A late night booty call woke me from a deep sleep... that damn cricket better have got some!
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The paralympics' origin story is a moving lesson in caring for the forgotten
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If you love elephants, don't ever ride them. here's why.
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Believing in santa is healthy for kids, psychologists say
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Angelina jolie reportedly granted full custody in temporary divorce deal with brad pitt
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House to vote this week on first package of harvey aid
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Prince's sister files court documents claiming there's no will
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Baton rouge woman prays with ‘someone outside my race,’ sends message of solidarity
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I thought air was free my whole life until i bought a bag of chips.
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What do you call a white arab prince? a milk sheikh
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Feel a 'phantom vibration' of your phone? you're probably stressed
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Jessica simpson's daughter is her glamorous mini-me in new pics
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New ‘roseanne’ teaser makes fun of the show’s original ending
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Rahkeem lehaman dunk: high school players pulls off 360 dunk (video)
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'wolf hall' is a masterful study of power and politics
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Alexa chung's eyeko mascara & eyeliner set makes '60s eyeliner impossible to mess up
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I know jiu-jitsu, sambo, judo, aikido and lots of other scary words.
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Today i lost my virginity for a dollar i wish i didn't bend down to pick it up.
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'the dark knight rises': christopher nolan honored with hand & footprint ceremony (photos)
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I volunteer to go to france for a month to understand macron voters
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What's better than roses on your piano tulips on your organ
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Congress divided on whether obama can act alone in iraq
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