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Study says fear of being alone keeps people in bad relationships
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Have you heard of the paedophile comedian? even when he's not joking, he's kidding.
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How does a jew calculate his escape path? wind velocity times chimney height.
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Halting fracking in california: the time is now
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'best bars in america' shows you how to get drunk and bowl in someone's house (video)
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When hoes say, new year new me... they really mean new guys, new dick.
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Biden v. kasich: americans might just choose democracy in 2016
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What i say: no! what my kids hear: there's a really good chance if you keep asking.
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What do you call a dehydrated french man? pee air
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Pam anderson reportedly files for divorce from rick salomon ... again
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Oprah and caroline myss: intuition, power and grace
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Drake sees his ex everywhere. this may be the best thing ever.
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Glenn o'brien, writer of brad pitt's chanel no. 5 commercial, explains himself (video)
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Don't just sleep, sleep well: the challenge of good sleep hygiene
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Ryan reynolds is a hugger, especially when it comes to trees
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How can you tell if your roommate is gay? his dick tastes like shit.
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How did the trump supporter find his sister in the woods? not bad.
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Will smith, jada pinkett-smith divorce? the 5 most ridiculous divorce rumors of 2012
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The mysterious japanese company behind the world's best zippers
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Why is sex with hipsters always unsatisfying? because they always come before it's cool.
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Life is like a penis... long, simple, and relaxed. it's the women that make it hard.
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Why did the sailor ground his son? his grades were below sea level ^^im ^^so ^^sorry
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6 ways to make sure your quiet child doesn't get lost in the shuffle
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7 ways your content could turn away a visitor
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How to get good suction from a plunger
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My wife says i'm too nosy. at least that's what she said in her diary.
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These are the best and worst states for working moms
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Republicans rewrite portions of tax bill hours before vote
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Why do the french only have one egg for breakfast? because one egg is un oeuf.
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More than 5,600 boat migrants rescued off north africa in just the past 3 days
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What does cheese say when you take its picture? make sure you get my gouda side!
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Waiting to hire a divorce attorney could cost you
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Why are the other numbers afraid of 7? because 7 ate 9.
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Vintage candy: a look at wrappers when they cost just one penny (photos)
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I'm not a competitive person i'll be the first to admit it.
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What do you call a dress that refuses to learn? clothes-minded.
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What do you call a showoff texan? *austin*tatious.
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What happened when king kong swallowed big ben? he found time-consuming.
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I'm going to make end of the world jokes... ... like there's no tomorrow
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I once told a joke so corny... that it was sold at the farmers' market
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I resolve that in 2010 i will kick my procrastination habit in 2011.
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Q. what do you call a handcuffed man? a. trustworthy.
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Here's what's next for kim davis now that she's been thrown in jail for contempt
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China kicks french journalist out of the country over terrorism coverage
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9 interesting hot dog variations around the world (photos)
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'south park' wants you to submit fan art for wednesday's show
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'be like mike' on the court -- and bill james in the classroom
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(on phone) him: i just ran a marathon in under four? me: (eating) months or years?
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Gender confirmation surgeries are rising, and so is insurance coverage: study
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What did the gingerbread man say during sex? i'm gonna crumb!
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New report shows number of military caregivers in the us
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Watch: nurses speak out about treating the first ebola patient diagnosed in the u.s.
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I lost weight: broadway actor kate chapman lost 100 pounds for a 'dream role'
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Study can't confirm results of many psychology experiments
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Jake gyllenhaal looks to his next role with 'southpaw'
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Acting techniques you can apply to real life (to some extent)
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What did i do before twitter? well, there's my family and......oh my god where's my family?!?!
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There should be a jail just for people that don't break apart kit kats before they eat them
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I love my chickens -- discovering my own personal recovery
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Gosh, hell must be really awkward. i mean there's hitler, and all the jews.
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Why is germany taking in immigrants because they have the camps.
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Former sf mayor wants to house homeless people on floating shelter
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Future olympians: photos of your sporty kids to celebrate summer olympics 2012
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Nothing much: the heart and soul of fatherhood
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These stunning 'airportraits' show the beauty of flight at airports around the world
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The difference between club soda, seltzer and tonic water
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Puerto rico plans to have the lights back on by december -- at the earliest
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Why are australians never late for work? their snooze button only lasts 6 minutes.
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Life is like pizza. it makes you fat.
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Have you guys seen paula deen's new restaurant menus? they only serve crackers.
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Moses: watch me split the red sea in half red sea: i've got a boyfriend
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Happy valentine's day? roses, hearts, and breaking apart
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Owe taxes this year? you could win a free jetblue flight
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What would michael jackson be doing if he were alive right now? kids.
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Pharmaceutical companies hiked price on aid in dying drug
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New isis video allegedly shows peshmerga fighters in cages
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Hero dog saves his 7-year-old diabetic owner with just his nose
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5 american cities you should visit in 2015
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Lost 200 pounds. here's my story. british prostitutes are *expensive.*
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What do you call a bad circumcision? a rip off..
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The over-the-counter drug reactions you should watch out for
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First cave artists may have been mostly women, new study suggests
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What kind of leash should you buy for a chihuahua? a short one!
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The little league world series is everything that is right about sports
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Where does a general keep his armies? in his sleevies
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What day was doris day born? doris' day.
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Who was the chicken's favorite musician? baaaach bach bach bach
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What is the pope's favorite mode of transportation? a mitre-cycle!
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Air pollution exposed: why you might be breathing in tire waste
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Cannes 2012: nastassja kinski at the terrazza martini
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I'm going to a costume party as jesus. what are some good jesus party quotes i can use?
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Can you be friends with your ex's new wife
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Why can't you barbecue in amsterdam? because the steaks are too high.
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Harvard's black students pen powerful response to grand jury decisions
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These companies are sticking by the nra (updated)
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39485 sorry for the repost, but this is a classic that never fails to make me laugh!
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What to do if you can't fall asleep
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What will we do with cubans' overflowing hopes?
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To combat fake news, let’s pay for our real news
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George r.r. martin wants you to stop whining about 'game of thrones'
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