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Senators fight for a vote on campus rape bill
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I want a sex change. from none to some.
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United passenger david dao was compared to rosa parks. twitter isn't having it.
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Why does calvin harris like reading fairy tales? he loves a good happy ending
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Quick-thinking 5-year-old saves blind grandmother from burning home
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Phantom limb syndrome possible in non-amputees & elicits reaction, researchers say (video)
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What do you call a prostitute after a 12 hour shift? a box of assorted creams.
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If i was a fish... i'd be a broke trout.
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What is the best food to eat after a circumcision? brissket
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What is a printer's favorite type of jelly? jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!
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What did the mexican sing to his cheating girlfriend? i know i'm not the only juan
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Bad borders make bad neighbors: israel/gaza, ukraine/russia, texas/mexico
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7 easy ways to make your hair color last longer
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A cheeseburger walks into the bar... and the bartender says sorry, we don't serve food here. sorry
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Solid snake is hiding in the shadows what time is it? time for you to get a watch.
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The seven dwarves were sitting in a sauna feeling happy so happy got up and left
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Sean spicer gets a ride on the nope mobile
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What's a pirates favorite letter? aargh you think it would be but it's the sea
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Miley cyrus and liam hemsworth had a very instagrammed christmas
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Why going online could cause girl scouts' values to crumble
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What does dracula write on his christmas cards ? best vicious of the season
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Fox news contributor says pence's dining rules are 'ahead of his time'
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I met a girl with 12 nipples today. she was a bitch.
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Katy perry wedges herself into taylor swift and nicki minaj's twitter drama
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How do you know your girlfriend is too young? she only puckers up for her pacifier.
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Know when to fold them: rethinking america's strategy in iraq
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Two ninjas what do you call two ninjas named charlie, stranded outside on a cold night? numchucks.
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Who wants to dress up as a battery and make halloween come early this year? i'll be halloween.
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I lost my job, but might find myself
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Elections in california and 5 other states could end clinton, sanders battle
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It didn't take a miracle to save these dogs. it took some amazing humans
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Meet two of the first gay dads to foster-to-adopt in florida
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The power of habit: setting up 'triggers' to sustain habits
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This is my best knock-knock joke *knock knock* who's there *whoo* whoo-hoo *happy to see me?*
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Surviving and thriving through adversity: a transgender bathroom and hiv love story
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How fossil fuel companies get paid to pollute
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Deodorant: ugh i hate my job, gotta go in his gross armpit all the time toilet paper: bro
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Spitzer recants: why can't apa admit mistakes and correct them
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More physical education teachers are being hired, thanks to the common core
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Lol how much did the holla caust? 6 million jews
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Who suspects a fourth person died of ebola in congo
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California close to banning pet shop sales of non-rescue cats, dogs and rabbits
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Seven things you should always wear on a plane
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World's most-used passwords are still awful, according to 2015 data
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Donald trump leads in the polls, but ted cruz looks more like the favorite
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What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? quack, quack.
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I thought the thieves stealing my dinner was bad but this one takes the cake
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Controversial west virginia coal magnate jumps into u.s. senate race
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Democrat defeats republican in virginia court clerk race
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I like my slaves like i like my coffee strong and black
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10 great ways mindfulness turns fear into an ally
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Luke bryan defends katy perry over 'uncomfortable' american idol kiss
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The content brief: banner ads will evolve, not go away (watch)
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a registered six offender.
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Just converted my savings to pesos and holy shit am i rich!!!!!!!!
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Jimmy kimmel says he won’t address me too movement at the oscars
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Eddie redmayne wins best actor at the globes
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Why doesn't ganon use the internet? there were too many links.
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Motivational videos: overcoming your fears with ainslie macleod (watch)
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I got asked out by 12 girls out of the women's bathroom
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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? because they can spend years at c!
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Cutest cat video ever? little kid desperately wants kitten to be youtube famous
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Sleeping pills? who needs those? we've got powerpoint.
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A man dies of an overdose of viagra they couldn't close his coffin...
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Pizza slices are like fucks. i give none.
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Melissa mccarthy is a terrible pick-up artist in 'saturday night live' sketch
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What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? carlos.
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This waitress at olive garden has been grating cheese onto my plate for 13 hours now.
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Here comes the opposition book: clinton and her allies prepare for trump
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Could taking anti-fever medication actually increase spread of flu?
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Leo dicaprio gives oscar-winning performance hiding from the camera
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What do you pasta with a witty comeback? retortellini.
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Bukkake is like buses you wait ages for one to come, and then they all come at once.
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John oliver: sinclair broadcasters 'like members of a brainwashed cult'
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Egyptian court sentences 3 al jazeera journalists to prison
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What do you call a dog that can preform magic? a labracadabra.
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What kind of native american is nikki minaj? arapahoe.
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I thought my name was stop encouraging her until i was 11.
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Why is iran called iran? because when i saw the bombs, i*ran*
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Marcus mariota interception streak ends in oregon-arizona game on first play from scrimmge (video)
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Eliquis, blood clot preventer, works as well as warfarin with less bleeding
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What do you call a 7 second minecraft video? vinecraft do it for the mine xd
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T-wolves owner sets timetable for kevin love trade
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Conspiracy theorist alex jones apologizes for spreading fake 'pizzagate' story
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Here's actual evidence that racial fear benefits the tea party (and probably trump)
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New theory explains where old memories go in the brain
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South korea responds to trump's sudden cancellation of kim jong un summit
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Lana del rey's 'tropico' short film with shaun ross announced by singer on twitter
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How do you know satan's barbeque ribs are good? cos they're trident tested. #noapologies
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Making a good analogy is as hard as... as hard as... as hard as...
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Make like my dick... and fuck your mother.
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Of butterflies and bees: the monumental life of muhammad ali
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A wildebeast walks into a speed dating meetup.. he meets some good gnus and some bad gnus.
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Anne hathaway is pregnant with her first child
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Jimmy kimmel would rather eat bull penis than answer james corden's questions
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Scott pruitt's epa taking its time fixing the regulation that poisoned flint's water
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Candidates get poetic in bad lip reading of the presidential debate
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Did you hear about the useful kid who jerks off too much? he cums in handy
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Chuck todd grills ben carson about his love of nazi metaphors
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Mothers in immigrant detention vow to continue hunger strike until they're released -- or dead
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