CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly? cops	true
How does wonder woman like superman to perform oral sex? she likes him to do the justice lick.	true
Conan o'brien takes evangelicals to church with donald trump porn gag	false
What do you get when yo cross sheep dna with human dna? kicked out of the petting zoo.	true
Remove dead skin by hurling yourself into an active volcano.	true
New york surfer stranded in blizzard asks news crew for a ride	false
My ex is dating my friend! how to handle it and how to keep from going insane	false
When did the truth become optional for evangelicals?	false
How many programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb? none, that is a hardware problem.	true
What do you call a monkey in a minefield? a baboom.	true
Living well with mindful eating: lose weight and feel great!	false
What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the nfl? the jets.	true
Now there's caution tape to warn of the dangers of gentrification	false
If you're scared of ghosts (like i am!), this might be too creepy for you	false
Listen to iceland's commentator absolutely lose it after a goal against england	false
Mila kunis is 'done compromising' because of workplace sexism	false
My girlfriend finally watched back to the future. it's about time.	true
Why does nobody like tampons? because they're all stuck up cunts.	true
Sharon jones's classic christmas cover is now an adorable claymation video	false
How do you stick things together like fred flinstone? you add a dab of glue.	true
Read the love letter that brought this bride to tears	false
Defense attorneys are just like porn stars. their only job is to get you off.	true
What's dracula's car called? a mobile blood unit.	true
Democrats urge oversight hearing on trump's response to puerto rico disaster	false
The guy who rescued obamacare's website has a new project: the va	false
If you have kids under the age of 10 enjoy the holiday magic before it's dead	false
Sex: what he really wants (and is afraid to ask for)	false
That was fast! trump reverses, supports 'one china' policy in call with chinese president	false
What kind of car does a pirate drive? a yarrrrrrrrris.	true
What can blow your mind? a brain prostitute! (maybe a repost though i haven't seen it)	true
Donald trump, hillary clinton, and ted cruz are left on a deserted island, who survives? america.	true
Shot through the heart and you're to blame, you give body armour manufacturers a bad name.	true
Why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 is a registered six offender.	true
Tyler perry is really over being asked about his new mostly white cast	false
I hate when people tell me i don't get it. like, what does that even mean?	true
Q: what did one ocean say to the other ocean? a: nothing, they just waved.	true
8 ways to make college more accessible to low-income students	false
What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer? needle them	true
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? it wasn't born yesterday.	true
What did the suicide bomber think about the premature bomb explosion ? wow this blew up.	true
Court denies final attempt by russian athletes to compete in winter olympics	false
Fashion trivia quiz: designer with phd, first target collaboration and more	false
Mesmerizing nasa animation shows our planet's yearly plant cycle	false
Do you remember blowing bubbles as a kid? well he's back in town.	true
Hundreds gather at louisville mosque to paint over hateful graffiti	false
What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie? grrrrraaaaaiiiinnnnnssss	true
Hillary clinton and donald trump barnstorm key states ahead of election	false
Elizabeth taylor style evolution: from gorgeous child actress to silver screen legend (photos)	false
What do black people and bikes have in common? they stop working when you take the chains off	true
Reddit is like a brand new, shiny penny... it's fun to look at but completely worthless	true
I'm getting tired of politicians using blanket statements it's putting me to sleep	true
Conan visits haiti to get a history lesson and prove trump wrong	false
Police jokes are not funny so give it arrest	true
My wax museum is going to start small by focusing on famous people who look like candles.	true
Have you heard of airplane skirts? they're so short, you can see the cockpit.	true
in a fight with humpty dumpty you don't scare me, i eat eggs like you for breakfast	true
What did the melon say to the cookie? nothing, melons can't talk	true
Jermichael finley first pitch: packers tight end bounces throw before brewers game (video)	false
Tara jaff, student, never uses heat on her gorgeous hair	false
Thanks for your brave hurricane reporting — now please go inside	false
The guy who invented predictive text died last night... his funfair is next monkey	true
I used to have a lot of sex... then my vr headset broke.	true
What do you call an asthmatic bird? a puffin.	true
What did the spy say at the glass beach? the coast is clear	true
Kate moss walks louis vuitton show in sheer dress, dark wig (photos)	false
Wanna hear a really funny joke? whoops, wrong sub.	true
Soon you might not be able to afford these 10 foods	false
Debra messing golden globes dress 2013: see her red carpet look! (photos)	false
Country living appraises turn-of-the-century hairpin case: what's the worth?	false
Singapore hotel's dizzying view of curved garden terraces is not one you see every day (photos)	false
What the longevity project tells us about divorce and children	false
There's a special place in he'll for autocorrect	true
How to change a baby: 1. swap it out with a labrador pup when no one's looking	true
Kendrick lamar, imagine dragons join forces again for explosive 'snl' performance	false
Are western 'victories' against the islamic state really that significant?	false
Did you hear about the magic tractor? it turned into a field	true
Steven tyler would happily share the stage with any kardashian	false
The best thing about summer: a kitchen clam bake	false
Betsy devos sued for weakening sexual assault reporting protections for students	false
What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys? a wind-up merchant.	true
What time does sean connery show up to wimbledon? tennish	true
What do you call a high gymnast? tumbleweed.	true
Due to the rapid response of and crackdown by the nypd over the phrase, put wings on	true
Ashley madison hackers speak out: 'nobody was watching'	false
Don't sweat the petty stuff always take time to pet the sweaty stuff	true
Think planned parenthood only offers abortion services? think again.	false
A guy walked into a gay bar backwards. ouch.	true
They say a moose can swim up to 6km/h. not very funny but at least you learned something	true
Don't do drugs, kids. the extra demand will drive up the price for the rest of us.	true
He observed the earth from space. now he’s trying to protect it from the ground.	false
Marquesha fells lost 64 pounds and gained a soulmate	false
The true bane of suburbia: teenage wannabe gangstas	false
I went to see a theatrical piece about puns last night it was a play on words	true
You know it's a crazy party when the toilets smell less of puke than the dancefloor.	true
Mini m&m's - for when you just can't finish an entire m&m	true
If an unspeakable tragedy happens tonight, this man could end up president	false
'pretty little liars' cast gets matching ink, celebrates freedom from plot holes and red herrings	false
Family building is for anyone who aspires to be a parent	false
What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an arsehole 's tie	true
Please take a moment to envision the movie drive, but with him only using zipcars.	true

What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly? cops

true

How does wonder woman like superman to perform oral sex? she likes him to do the justice lick.

true

Conan o'brien takes evangelicals to church with donald trump porn gag

false

What do you get when yo cross sheep dna with human dna? kicked out of the petting zoo.

true

Remove dead skin by hurling yourself into an active volcano.

true

New york surfer stranded in blizzard asks news crew for a ride

false

My ex is dating my friend! how to handle it and how to keep from going insane

false

When did the truth become optional for evangelicals?

false

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb? none, that is a hardware problem.

true

What do you call a monkey in a minefield? a baboom.

true

Living well with mindful eating: lose weight and feel great!

false

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the nfl? the jets.

true

Now there's caution tape to warn of the dangers of gentrification

false

If you're scared of ghosts (like i am!), this might be too creepy for you

false

Listen to iceland's commentator absolutely lose it after a goal against england

false

Mila kunis is 'done compromising' because of workplace sexism

false

My girlfriend finally watched back to the future. it's about time.

true

Why does nobody like tampons? because they're all stuck up cunts.

true

Sharon jones's classic christmas cover is now an adorable claymation video

false

How do you stick things together like fred flinstone? you add a dab of glue.

true

Read the love letter that brought this bride to tears

false

Defense attorneys are just like porn stars. their only job is to get you off.

true

What's dracula's car called? a mobile blood unit.

true

Democrats urge oversight hearing on trump's response to puerto rico disaster

false

The guy who rescued obamacare's website has a new project: the va

false

If you have kids under the age of 10 enjoy the holiday magic before it's dead

false

Sex: what he really wants (and is afraid to ask for)

false

That was fast! trump reverses, supports 'one china' policy in call with chinese president

false

What kind of car does a pirate drive? a yarrrrrrrrris.

true

What can blow your mind? a brain prostitute! (maybe a repost though i haven't seen it)

true

Donald trump, hillary clinton, and ted cruz are left on a deserted island, who survives? america.

true

Shot through the heart and you're to blame, you give body armour manufacturers a bad name.

true

Why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 is a registered six offender.

true

Tyler perry is really over being asked about his new mostly white cast

false

I hate when people tell me i don't get it. like, what does that even mean?

true

Q: what did one ocean say to the other ocean? a: nothing, they just waved.

true

8 ways to make college more accessible to low-income students

false

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer? needle them

true

Why can't you fool an aborted baby? it wasn't born yesterday.

true

What did the suicide bomber think about the premature bomb explosion ? wow this blew up.

true

Court denies final attempt by russian athletes to compete in winter olympics

false

Fashion trivia quiz: designer with phd, first target collaboration and more

false

Mesmerizing nasa animation shows our planet's yearly plant cycle

false

Do you remember blowing bubbles as a kid? well he's back in town.

true

Hundreds gather at louisville mosque to paint over hateful graffiti

false

What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie? grrrrraaaaaiiiinnnnnssss

true

Hillary clinton and donald trump barnstorm key states ahead of election

false

Elizabeth taylor style evolution: from gorgeous child actress to silver screen legend (photos)

false

What do black people and bikes have in common? they stop working when you take the chains off

true

Reddit is like a brand new, shiny penny... it's fun to look at but completely worthless

true

I'm getting tired of politicians using blanket statements it's putting me to sleep

true

Conan visits haiti to get a history lesson and prove trump wrong

false

Police jokes are not funny so give it arrest

true

My wax museum is going to start small by focusing on famous people who look like candles.

true

Have you heard of airplane skirts? they're so short, you can see the cockpit.

true

*in a fight with humpty dumpty* you don't scare me, i eat eggs like you for breakfast

true

What did the melon say to the cookie? nothing, melons can't talk

true

Jermichael finley first pitch: packers tight end bounces throw before brewers game (video)

false

Tara jaff, student, never uses heat on her gorgeous hair

false

Thanks for your brave hurricane reporting — now please go inside

false

The guy who invented predictive text died last night... his funfair is next monkey

true

I used to have a lot of sex... then my vr headset broke.

true

What do you call an asthmatic bird? a puffin.

true

What did the spy say at the glass beach? *the coast is clear*

true

Kate moss walks louis vuitton show in sheer dress, dark wig (photos)

false

Wanna hear a really funny joke? whoops, wrong sub.

true

Soon you might not be able to afford these 10 foods

false

Debra messing golden globes dress 2013: see her red carpet look! (photos)

false

Country living appraises turn-of-the-century hairpin case: what's the worth?

false

Singapore hotel's dizzying view of curved garden terraces is not one you see every day (photos)

false

What the longevity project tells us about divorce and children

false

There's a special place in he'll for autocorrect

true

How to change a baby: 1. swap it out with a labrador pup when no one's looking

true

Kendrick lamar, imagine dragons join forces again for explosive 'snl' performance

false

Are western 'victories' against the islamic state really that significant?

false

Did you hear about the magic tractor? it turned into a field

true

Steven tyler would happily share the stage with any kardashian

false

The best thing about summer: a kitchen clam bake

false

Betsy devos sued for weakening sexual assault reporting protections for students

false

What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys? a wind-up merchant.

true

What time does sean connery show up to wimbledon? tennish

true

What do you call a high gymnast? tumbleweed.

true

Due to the rapid response of and crackdown by the nypd over the phrase, put wings on

true

Ashley madison hackers speak out: 'nobody was watching'

false

Don't sweat the petty stuff always take time to pet the sweaty stuff

true

Think planned parenthood only offers abortion services? think again.

false

A guy walked into a gay bar backwards. ouch.

true

They say a moose can swim up to 6km/h. not very funny but at least you learned something

true

Don't do drugs, kids. the extra demand will drive up the price for the rest of us.

true

He observed the earth from space. now he’s trying to protect it from the ground.

false

Marquesha fells lost 64 pounds and gained a soulmate

false

The true bane of suburbia: teenage wannabe gangstas

false

I went to see a theatrical piece about puns last night it was a play on words

true

You know it's a crazy party when the toilets smell less of puke than the dancefloor.

true

Mini m&m's - for when you just can't finish an entire m&m

true

If an unspeakable tragedy happens tonight, this man could end up president

false

'pretty little liars' cast gets matching ink, celebrates freedom from plot holes and red herrings

false

Family building is for anyone who aspires to be a parent

false

What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an arsehole 's tie

true

Please take a moment to envision the movie drive, but with him only using zipcars.

true