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Julianne moore's secret for flawless skin is surprisingly simple
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What do yoko ono and african children have in common? they both survive on dead beatles (beetles).
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Russia moves to decriminalize several cases of domestic violence
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These 14 home bars are what dreams are made of (photos)
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How do you know if you have an underbite? when your eating pussy and it tastes like shit
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Why is it called xbox one? because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.
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The latest assault on the affordable care act: an hiv-positive, 34-year-old man's perspective
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What's 14 inches long and makes women scream at night? crib death.
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No, you can't sit there i'm saving that seat in case someone hotter than you comes along.
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'don't smile at french people,' british tourism group says in new guidebook
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I bought my friend an elephant for his room... he said, thanks. i said, don't mention it.
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What happened when five fat french men got in the lifeboat? cinq.
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Advice from 7 lesbian couples who have been together for more than 30 years
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Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving? it's hard to be thankful when kfc is closed
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Malaysia says it will issue arrest warrant for north korean diplomat in kim jong nam murder
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I told a joke about noble gasses the other day. there was no reaction.
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Governor scott walker: three strikes and you're in
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Cottages for homeless people in dallas will save taxpayers about $1.3 million
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Most commonly asked question at a jewish bakery. how much does the challah cost?
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What do you call a frenchman that's been attacked by a bear? claude
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I am the anti-hammer. you can touch this. go ahead. touch it! anti-hammer time!
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Podcast review: the john dredge nothing to do with anything show
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If your date asks what you do for a living, just say you let me worry about that.
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13 pizza tattoos that declare your love for america's favorite food
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Study seeks to measure 'scalia-ness' of donald trump's supreme court picks
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Whats the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick into your girls ass.
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Connie britton is bringing awareness to a super important issue
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North korea says u.s. bomber flights push peninsula to brink of nuclear war
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What tastes good on pie, but not on pussy? crust.
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I need to get laid man!nn- eggs (in the chicken)
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Spanish government threatens to impose direct rule in catalonia
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Kevin durant slam-dunking in super slow motion is a thing of real beauty
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Lady gaga, troye sivan have an important message about spirit day
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'hamilton' star: 'there's huge profit in seeing powerful women's stories told'
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Soft cabinets made with rubber foam look more like cartoons than furniture (photos)
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Why do politicians wear neckties? to keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.
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Why do church bells never send e-mails? they'd rather give each other a ring.
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Comedy central renews 'the nightly show with larry wilmore'
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Ny tech scene -- rising (week of 10/22/12)
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I have boobs & a calculator. math is irrelevant.
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New video evidence emerges in waco biker shooting
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Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans? > marked as spam
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A black couple leave a generous tip at a restaurant.... just kidding.
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Remember to leave milk and cookies out for captain america tonight.
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Donald trump learns the true risks of staring at the sun during an eclipse
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I used to do drugs... i still do em, but i used to too. rip mitch hedberg
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The question i hope every 2016 candidate is asked
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What's the one thing spider-man can't eat? uncle bens rice
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Brexit polls gives 'remain' a boost as referendum nears
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Excuse me, can you slide over so i ca- no, there's no room
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What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy? the pga tour.
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*jumps from the earth to the moon* parkour
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They won't admit the egypt flight crashed... ...because they're all in *da nile.*
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Meatless monday: for your own good (karma) -- victoria moran and the good karma diet
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A man that recently turned blind stabbed himself because he couldn't see the point anymore.
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Why doesn't santa have kids? he only comes once a year
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My wife gave me a brochure on anger management the other day. i lost it.
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Snowboarding linked with increased injury rate on slopes, study finds
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The ooooo the audience makes during a sitcom kiss but for me when i finally take a shower.
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School vouchers still don’t work, despite what trump and devos think
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Why is thor's brother always overlooked? because he's low key.
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Narendra modi will be india's next prime minister
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We inflated too many balloons and now the rnc is floating away
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These harrowing numbers prove hunger is far more of a dire issue than we realize
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Nutritionist moms reveal what's in their kids' lunch boxes
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3,000 migrants saved from mediterranean sea in 30 separate rescue missions
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Pretty sure i just heard a grown man wrestle a bear in a bathroom stall at chipotle.
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George takei honors hiroshima bombing anniversary with moving tribute
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Shanina shaik, tyson beckford's girlfriend, responds: i never asked him for any help (photos)
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Celebrating world lupus day: gaining ground with effective policy
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Mizzou law school eliminates policy that banned being mean on social media
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Horrifying video shows road-rage machete attacker slash driver's face
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Why did beethoven hate mozart? because mozart stabbed him in the bach.
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By the end of their life, everyone will have appeared in at least two fast & furious movies
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How did jesus get his beach bod for the summer? cross fit
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Trump's education nominee refuses to say guns don't belong in schools
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Lawyer for russian whistleblower's family falls from building one day before hearing
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What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies? a frothel
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I couldn't figure out what happens when you mix water and salt... but then i found the solution.
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Cate blanchett's cape dress is an optical illusion (photos, poll)
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Girl, are you pre-renaissance art? because you need to get some perspective.
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I retweet to avoid any awkward silences between tweets.
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Teacher accused of sending penis pics to teen girls
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Hey baby, are you a whale? because we can humpback at my place. ;)
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What is the cuban national anthem? ''row your boat!''
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All the looks worth seeing from the 2017 american music awards red carpet
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The parenting do-over: 4 things i would do differently
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Why does puff daddy have nice hair? because sean combs.
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Women in business: asha dahya, founder, girl talk hq
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If drake owned a breakfast cereal franchise, what would it be called? ov o's!
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Donald trump is once again going to war against his own intelligence agencies
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Why didn't rick grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center? too many walkers.
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Gop senator still thinks efforts to end housing discrimination fueled financial crisis
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What do you call a lost asian man? disoriental
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Carrie mae weems explores inequalities embedded in artistic institutions
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The weekend's best sales and discounts for kids' decor
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What did nacl go to prison for? a-salt
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How to make sure your guests really enjoy your wedding (and don't leave early)
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Members of congress get free blood tests one week after lead found in capitol water
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I lost weight: lori and ed olson inspired each other to get healthy
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