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What do you call a window that can rap? two panes
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Palo verde beetles, huge horny bugs, descend on arizona looking for love (video)
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Ww2 bomb forces up to 72,000 to evacuate homes in greece
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Arteries have a special place in my heart
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Whats the similarities between black people and bikes? both cant work without chains.
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What's the worst part of an nfl wedding? getting hit by rice
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Conflict on the surface: an excerpt from 'the orbital perspective'
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Tea for two - the inn at irving place hosts lady mendl's royal tea room
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Im on the verge of starting my passion, a childrens sporting goods store little dicks
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I run faster horny than you do scared.
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What do you call a transparent robot? see-through p0
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Lawmakers sneak help for white-collar criminals into justice reform bill
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What it's like to ring in the new year with fox news
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Why did the arena get hot after the game? all of the fans left
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What idiot named them horses and not zerocorns
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Birth story: ina may gaskin's legacy among doulas in l.a.
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What animal has 5 legs? a pit bull coming back from the playground.
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American muslims are stepping up to help jewish community defend sacred places
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It's never too late to be a woman in tech
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I have a lot of growing up to do... i realized this the other day... inside my fort.
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I once told dicaprio a joke about the oscars he didn't get it
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Free tibet with the purchase of a tibet of equal or lesser value.
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Went into an adult bookstore looking for books on time shares and roth accounts. sold out i guess.
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Obama to meet with raul castro at united nations
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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? a boa constructor !
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If you don't support breastfeeding in public, you don't support breastfeeding
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Why did loki want the tesseract? to get rid of his tesserection
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What is the most abundant spice in africa? paprika.
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When they came out fanny packs were the new hip thing.
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Did you hear? sting was kidnapped! the police still have no lead.
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Another gop congressman calls for special prosecutor to probe russia's election meddling
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Sometimes i can't tell if i'm looking at a captcha or a text from my mom.
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Jay ellis on how 'insecure' will reshape the perception of black america
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What do the lady reindeer do on christmas eve? they hit the town and blow a few bucks.
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I crashed my family's car i've always wanted to see how a mercedes-benz.
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What's a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? a shoe.
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Self-admitted gambler describes turning 'demonic' as she feeds her addiction
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With this small garden idea, you can grow plants anywhere (video)
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What are mario's overalls made out of? *denim, denim, denim*
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What happens when a male prostitute trains another male prostitute? he takes him under his wang.
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10-year-old has nightmares after he says cops pointed a gun at him
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How to fix turkey's fall from international favor
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One of donald trump's slogans is america first! we'll rob the other countries later.
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Reminder: scott disick is just a fly in kourtney kardashian's instagram web
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How many southern baptists does it take to change a lightbulb? .....change??
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5 crazy-making toddler habits that are perfectly normal
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Yorkie puppy's adventure in cocaine trade ends safely, police say
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Google searches for 'world war 3' and 'trump war' hit all time high
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U.s. airstrikes helped retake ramadi, but mosul could be a different story
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Excuse me but i didn't order hamlet i ordered an omlet
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Ice, what part of unconstitutional do you not understand?
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Why is it windows 10 and not 9? because 7 ate 9.
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Women in business q&a: melody wright, coo, von maur department stores
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Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.
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If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you instagram it?
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What game did the rabbi play with the baby? peekajew
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I realized how much my husband loved me after he had me committed
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Trump says congress won't change libel laws, but that's a decision for the states
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Ricky gervais: donald trump is more david brent than jfk
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Whats worse than being adopted being adopted twice.
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Florida airline pilot spots ufo at springsteen concert
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What climate-driven hurricane sandy teaches us about cooperation
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When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get? a two pack
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Why do nuns always wear the same thing? it's a habit.
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What's the best way to knock out a dog? with a woofie.
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New york city congressman supports trump's muslim ban
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What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines? kit cat bar
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What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color? reptile - disfunction
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Elena ferrante’s beloved book series is headed to hbo
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Grail moon video shows nasa craft's lunar orbit
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Parkland survivor to trump: 'show us that you aren't owned by the nra'
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I can't wait to be 80 & nostalgic over the time i spent staring at my phone screen.
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This week in world war i: april 9-15, 1916
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5 style ideas to steal from top hawaiian hotels (photos)
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Trump says he'll make oasis pay for a wonder wall.
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Find your anchor: alzheimer's support groups are empowering
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What's long hard and shitty at the end? one of john doe joke.
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Chess is actually quite easy... knight takes rook, king takes queen, and bishop molests the pawns.
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2 children die every day on journey from conflict zones to europe
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How's terry fox like jack layton? they both tried to run a country and died before finishing.
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What's more irish than eating potatoes? not eating potatoes.
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Former nypd commissioner: de blasio ran 'anti-police campaign'
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What did the poles do during world war two? they held the telephone wires off the ground.
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My kids read for hours every day... electronically
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I've been crying a lot recently it's shocking how many girls carry pepper spray
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How the supreme court could crush public-sector unions
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Are you a bandicoot? because i would crash for you.
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Why are the reddit servers down so much? because they're being beaten like a dead horse.
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What does cellphone reception and princess diana have in common? they both die in tunnels
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Cosmic dust mystery may have just been solved
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Scientists find way to trace concussion-related tau proteins in former nfl players
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Why did princess diana cross the road? because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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Why can't you tell when a pteradactyl goes to the toilet? because the p is silent.
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Why did the geologist quit his job? his boss always took him for granite.
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Msnbc's katy tur calls out ted cruz's hypocrisy for opposing hurricane sandy relief
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I thought about logging into myspace, but the delorean is in the shop.
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Lana kuykendall, mom recovering from flesh-eating bacteria, reunited with twin babies (video)
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Trump misspells melania's name in welcome home tweet, twitter roars
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The history of how salt and pepper became the world's most popular pairing
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Belmont: gari melchers home and art studio in virginia
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