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Room decor inspiration: 16 new ways to decorate with pink (photos)
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What does an egg say to another egg? nothing, eggs can't talk.
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Garbage truck scoops up man looking for wallet
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Why physical attraction is all in your nose
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I was about to make a sodium joke... but na
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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with n-i-g? nightmares you racist.
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U.s. accuses russia of blocking inspectors from site of suspected syria chemical attack
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Alanis morissette clucks along to 'ironic' in a chicken costume
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What is the most popular kids show in the middle east? dora the exploder
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Khloe kardashian quashes rumor she's secretly selling marital home with lamar odom
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This is the kind of bs that women in tv have to deal with
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Facing hiv in uganda and the united states
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Shortest celebrity marriages: who tops the list? (video)
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My dick was in the guinness book of records... until the librarian throw me out.
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Where did the king keep his armies? up his sleevies!
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Slave tunnels found in massive network underneath second century roman emperor's villa
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The middle east crises: a blame game or finding a solution?
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What gene robinson's divorce teaches us about marriage
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Baby volcanic island niijima merges with older neighbor in pacific ocean (photos)
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Why does the pedophile like halloween? free shipping.
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Author cox, 81-year-old man, cuffed for running narcotics sales operation
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Chipotle's paid sick leave has nothing to do with its food safety crisis
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What did the 40 yr old bassoonist tell the proctologist? you need to examine my butt soon.
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Tomi lahren hits back at genealogist who researched her family, misses the point
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Cecile richards' guide for women who want to join the resistance
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Such bullshit that people stop saying you ate it all! good job! once you reach a certain age
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Have you heard the joke about the guy addicted to brake fluid? he says he can stop anytime.
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Azealia banks, intersectionality and how her word reclaiming isn't possible
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Did u fall from heaven bc so did satan
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Watch: elephant gets a little help at bath time
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Why was the feminist picnic so bad nobody made sandwiches
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Baptist seminary apologizes for faculty members' racist photo
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*lights dim in restaurant* date: did it just become sexier in here? me: i can't see my menu
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Elizabeth warren blasts wells fargo ceo’s multimillion dollar retirement
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Simple ways to have a healthy ramadan this year
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What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail? a surrender monkey
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Why i have 4 kids and am still selfish
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Reality check: what vouchers can -- and can’t -- do
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Job loss tests marriages: 5 tips to detour a marital meltdown
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I shot quiet in the head on mgs5 she's really fucking quiet now.
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They should play let the bodies hit the floor on life alert commercials.
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What do you call an indonesian shoe factory that just had air conditioning installed? a sweatstop.
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This is how you can rock summer's hottest sneakers
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Why were ancient egyptian children confused? because their daddies were mummies.
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My first child will be named new folder.
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Spotlight on isis king: her journey into self-identity
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Bigfoot, an alien, and a pilgrim walk into a bar. i need a punch line.
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Diy ideas: versatile display shelves for showing off collections
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A mother fights back when video of her breastfeeding appears on porn sites
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This week in world war i november 1-7, 1914 part 2 supplemental brief
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Why is jesus so bad at hockey? because he keeps getting nailed to the boards.
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Draymond green to face california lawsuit over alleged assault
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A couple split up over christmas cause the man wanted a playstation... instead he got an ex-box
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I cheated on my husband with christian grey
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Is it now harder to come out as gay... or evangelical?
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These are the three richard spencer fans arrested for attempted homicide in gainesville
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Friday's morning email: trump refuses to say president obama born in the u.s.
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We already know kids eat too much sugar, so why aren't more of us 'fed up'?
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Washington post withheld secret isis plot details trump reportedly gave to russians
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Did you hear about the failed origami shop? if folded.
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I masticate at least three times a day, usually at my computer damn sticky keys!
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Why are vaginas called beavers? because beavers eat wood
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I like my women how i like my wine. 8 years old and locked in a cellar.
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I hate people who steal the punchline. i'm keeping mine a secret.
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Homes for sale by price: what $315,000 gets you in cities across america (photos)
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Cleon daskalakis - keeper of goals on and off the ice
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How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant? using saxitoxin.
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What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip off!!!
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Eight things i wish i had known as an 11-year-old
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If you've ever written an uppercase l, you've drawn 1/4 of a swastika. way to go, racist!
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What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say? ewe haul.
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What do you call the german word for vaseline? derweinerslider
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Bernie sanders raised $1.5 million in first day of his campaign
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George soros: donald trump 'would be a dictator if he could get away with it'
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A personal memory of former governor mario cuomo
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So a blind man walks into a bar... and a table, and a couple of chairs
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Oksana grigorieva, mel gibson's ex-girlfriend, suing her former attorneys (report)
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Hey, nsa, if you're going to read them, would it kill you to star them?
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Peta says polar bear died of 'heartbreak' after separated from 'same-sex partner'
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Selfless cop escorts adorable family of ducklings across busy street
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Sexual abuse accuser sues dennis hastert for $1.8 million
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I plucked my first gray hair today. the lady it came from got so mad you guys.
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Once you've seen one shopping center... you've seen a mall.
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What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other? binary stars.
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Watch: marco rubio repeats same line -- again!
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U.s. soldier killed in afghanistan amid operations against isis
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What to say, where to get help and other things you should know about suicide prevention
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Why can't helen keller drive? because she's dead.
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Breaking news paula deen's snack mix now contains brazil nuts
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Just slammed 12 wheatgrass shots now everyone at whole foods is trying to take my keys
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Democrats are missing an enormous opportunity to lead on sexual harassment
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My favourite kind of pain; is in my stomach when people make me laugh too hard.
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Twitter predicts donald trump's response to meryl streep's speech
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Germany stands by its commitment in the refugee crisis
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Andrew mccarthy has colorful conversations with nola locals
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Copd drug breo is effective for asthma patients in trial
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'pioneer woman' under fire for racist segment about asian wings
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What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Cultural london: top events and exhibits this autumn
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What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? beef strokenoff!
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