CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I heard the catchiest joke yesterday... women's softball.	true
Don't shame me for wanting to get married young	false
Thousands are flocking to washington this weekend to demand climate action	false
Happy birthday bob marley. shirts with your face on it are now sold at walmart.	true
Every ten seconds, someone in london gets stabbed poor bastard.	true
Blood on their hands: gop 'health care' bill will cause suffering and death	false
Rewriting my history as a rwandan genocide survivor	false
I was going to tell an anal joke butt fuck it.	true
Day 1: the rheingau and my love of spätburgunder	false
The hipster's summer guide: bowie's glamorama at the v&a and where to talk it through	false
What's the difference between america and yoghurt? yoghurt has culture	true
What did one bird say to the other bird? toucan play at this game.	true
I've got a surprise for you! says the excited girl friend. abort it he reply's.	true
Guess who's still together after all these years and all the shit between them! your butt cheeks.	true
Indiana officer fatally shot by man in overturned car he was trying to save	false
Three men walked into a bar. don't you think the third one would have ducked?	true
What do you call a half jew? jew-ish.	true
Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off? spit, sallow, and gargle.	true
Why wait until something breaks? let's try predictive maintenance	false
If morning had a face i would totally be punching that shit right about now.	true
Good friends are like balloons.... ....if you stab them they die	true
Christopher walken's floating heads currently haunting a queens park	false
How to leave someone on the edge of their seat:	true
Insect bite ointments don't work that well, study says	false
I have a fetish for paradoxes. they really turn me off.	true
What did the right pussy lip tell the left pussy lip? we used to be tight	true
Here's what happened when i agreed to try 'smell dating'	false
Why more school districts are holding class just four days a week	false
David ortiz test-drives a beef jerky delivery drone (and we're very jealous)	false
Emma stone's polished, preppy look for letterman (photo)	false
Girl slammed in face by soccer pro's missed shot	false
In-flight wi-fi is about to get much better	false
I was sitting at my desk, trying to think of a double entendre... ...but it got really hard.	true
Wanna hear a joke? my mute friend told me this one.	true
'spectre' shoots to top of the box office with $73 million	false
Jon stewart does the math for aig, comes up with 'go f**k yourself'	false
Congressman says he mocked democratic national committee hacking as a 'harmless joke'	false
Why los angeles sends failing students on to the next grade	false
10 ways to get your kids off junk food and demanding vegetables	false
What is hitler's favorite thing to eat? not seafood.	true
Rex tillerson says oil companies don't take handouts. exxon mobil gets $1 billion a year.	false
Whose parish is it anyway? churches face delicate balance in meeting needs of ethnic ministries	false
I asked a guy if he knew what the chemical formula was for sodium bromate... he said nabro3	true
I brew! weddings bring out the beer-zillas in these grooms	false
New zealand is hosting a country-wide secret santa gift exchange	false
Did you know love doesn't matter? it doesn't have mass and doesn't occupy space.	true
What goes red and white, red and white, red and white? santa claus rolling down a hill.	true
It's expensive to attend amputation university... tuition's an arm and a leg!	true
While teaching a cpr course, chuck norris actually brought the practice dummy to life	true
Co-parenting advice: why you need to 'grieve' your failed marriage (video)	false
Bernie sanders' campaign reaches voter data deal with democratic national committee	false
I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!	true
Same-sex marriage support from obama hailed by financial planners, who caution long road ahead	false
Trump pulled the u.s. out of the paris deal. now greens want the gop to pay.	false
Q: what is a pig's favorite superhero? a: the oinkredible hulk.	true
Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.	true
A simple online tool that helps builds homes and futures	false
Horrified over charlottesville? start planning now for 2018 midterms	false
What's gordon ramsey's favorite film? it's fucking frozen!!	true
How was copper wire invented? two jews were fighting over a penny	true
Two most important rules of programming 1. avoid repetitions 2. avoid repetitions	true
National hispanic heritage month 2012: we pay tribute to frida kahlo's iconic style (photos)	false
Lily mcmenamy, model, goes topless at marc jacobs fashion week show (photos)	false
When working with a creditor, get all the facts	false
Why doesn't mr t like cream and mashed fruit? he pities the fool.	true
Where is the world's first mainstream transgender superhero?	false
Northeast states talk big on climate. this is their first serious test.	false
Zimbabwe parliament begins impeachment process against president robert mugabe	false
How women are changing the world, shown in gorgeous illustrations	false
Did you hear about the steak that had too much sodium put on it? it was assalted	true
The selfie girls everyone mocked use their fame for good	false
What did one amputee say to the other? i'm as stumped as you are!	true
Nancy pelosi demands the suspension of mike flynn over russia ties	false
You shouldn't make fun of people who use viagra. it's hard enough for them already.	true
If hitler were a black supremacist english teacher what would the holocaust be called? white-out.	true
I require latvian jokes please, they're so funny.	true
Yeah, hillary has pneumonia, but trump is still a deranged threat to america	false
Full disclosure: all my tweets with less than 3 favs were made by my intern.	true
Mindfulness, cbt could ease sleep woes for cancer patients	false
What do you call an ant who skips school ? a truant !	true
How does every racist joke start? with a look over your shoulder	true
What is the most positive thing in a ghetto? hiv	true
Why america's largest group of medical doctors are supporting gay marriage	false
So apparently not every chubby guy with a mustache is named mario. my bad, dad.	true
This gop senator is open to supporting hillary clinton	false
Remove ink stains with hand sanitizer to avoid an embarrassing situation	false
I'm more confused than a homeless person on house arrest.	true
Amy schumer shows world just how hard it is to get out of a pool float	false
Obama foreign policy in 'free fall,' republican says	false
From 'katrina kid' to nebraska quarterback: tommy armstrong beats the odds	false
I asked my north korean friend how it was there.. .. he said he couldn't complain.	true
What do you call a black and white bra? zebra	true
What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? single.	true
Rand paul plans to keep pushing to defund planned parenthood	false
My physics teacher is the chord slope of an a-t curve the average jerk	true
Nearly 60% of countries at risk of using slaves in supply chains: report	false
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.	true
Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team? he kept getting pyro-technicalities.	true
Apple fires back at fbi in new york iphone feud	false
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh: a bus full of niggers going over a cliff.	true

I heard the catchiest joke yesterday... women's softball.

true

Don't shame me for wanting to get married young

false

Thousands are flocking to washington this weekend to demand climate action

false

Happy birthday bob marley. shirts with your face on it are now sold at walmart.

true

Every ten seconds, someone in london gets stabbed poor bastard.

true

Blood on their hands: gop 'health care' bill will cause suffering and death

false

Rewriting my history as a rwandan genocide survivor

false

I was going to tell an anal joke butt fuck it.

true

Day 1: the rheingau and my love of spätburgunder

false

The hipster's summer guide: bowie's glamorama at the v&a and where to talk it through

false

What's the difference between america and yoghurt? yoghurt has culture

true

What did one bird say to the other bird? toucan play at this game.

true

I've got a surprise for you! says the excited girl friend. abort it he reply's.

true

Guess who's still together after all these years and all the shit between them! your butt cheeks.

true

Indiana officer fatally shot by man in overturned car he was trying to save

false

Three men walked into a bar. don't you think the third one would have ducked?

true

What do you call a half jew? jew-ish.

true

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off? spit, sallow, and gargle.

true

Why wait until something breaks? let's try predictive maintenance

false

If morning had a face i would totally be punching that shit right about now.

true

Good friends are like balloons.... ....if you stab them they die

true

Christopher walken's floating heads currently haunting a queens park

false

How to leave someone on the edge of their seat:

true

Insect bite ointments don't work that well, study says

false

I have a fetish for paradoxes. they really turn me off.

true

What did the right pussy lip tell the left pussy lip? we used to be tight

true

Here's what happened when i agreed to try 'smell dating'

false

Why more school districts are holding class just four days a week

false

David ortiz test-drives a beef jerky delivery drone (and we're very jealous)

false

Emma stone's polished, preppy look for letterman (photo)

false

Girl slammed in face by soccer pro's missed shot

false

In-flight wi-fi is about to get much better

false

I was sitting at my desk, trying to think of a double entendre... ...but it got really hard.

true

Wanna hear a joke? my mute friend told me this one.

true

'spectre' shoots to top of the box office with $73 million

false

Jon stewart does the math for aig, comes up with 'go f**k yourself'

false

Congressman says he mocked democratic national committee hacking as a 'harmless joke'

false

Why los angeles sends failing students on to the next grade

false

10 ways to get your kids off junk food and demanding vegetables

false

What is hitler's favorite thing to eat? not seafood.

true

Rex tillerson says oil companies don't take handouts. exxon mobil gets $1 billion a year.

false

Whose parish is it anyway? churches face delicate balance in meeting needs of ethnic ministries

false

I asked a guy if he knew what the chemical formula was for sodium bromate... he said nabro3

true

I brew! weddings bring out the beer-zillas in these grooms

false

New zealand is hosting a country-wide secret santa gift exchange

false

Did you know love doesn't matter? it doesn't have mass and doesn't occupy space.

true

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white? santa claus rolling down a hill.

true

It's expensive to attend amputation university... tuition's an arm and a leg!

true

While teaching a cpr course, chuck norris actually brought the practice dummy to life

true

Co-parenting advice: why you need to 'grieve' your failed marriage (video)

false

Bernie sanders' campaign reaches voter data deal with democratic national committee

false

I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!

true

Same-sex marriage support from obama hailed by financial planners, who caution long road ahead

false

Trump pulled the u.s. out of the paris deal. now greens want the gop to pay.

false

Q: what is a pig's favorite superhero? a: the oinkredible hulk.

true

Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.

true

A simple online tool that helps builds homes and futures

false

Horrified over charlottesville? start planning now for 2018 midterms

false

What's gordon ramsey's favorite film? it's fucking frozen!!

true

How was copper wire invented? two jews were fighting over a penny

true

Two most important rules of programming 1. avoid repetitions 2. avoid repetitions

true

National hispanic heritage month 2012: we pay tribute to frida kahlo's iconic style (photos)

false

Lily mcmenamy, model, goes topless at marc jacobs fashion week show (photos)

false

When working with a creditor, get all the facts

false

Why doesn't mr t like cream and mashed fruit? he pities the fool.

true

Where is the world's first mainstream transgender superhero?

false

Northeast states talk big on climate. this is their first serious test.

false

Zimbabwe parliament begins impeachment process against president robert mugabe

false

How women are changing the world, shown in gorgeous illustrations

false

Did you hear about the steak that had too much sodium put on it? it was assalted

true

The selfie girls everyone mocked use their fame for good

false

What did one amputee say to the other? i'm as stumped as you are!

true

Nancy pelosi demands the suspension of mike flynn over russia ties

false

You shouldn't make fun of people who use viagra. it's hard enough for them already.

true

If hitler were a black supremacist english teacher what would the holocaust be called? white-out.

true

I require latvian jokes please, they're so funny.

true

Yeah, hillary has pneumonia, but trump is still a deranged threat to america

false

Full disclosure: all my tweets with less than 3 favs were made by my intern.

true

Mindfulness, cbt could ease sleep woes for cancer patients

false

What do you call an ant who skips school ? a truant !

true

How does every racist joke start? with a look over your shoulder

true

What is the most positive thing in a ghetto? hiv

true

Why america's largest group of medical doctors are supporting gay marriage

false

So apparently not every chubby guy with a mustache is named mario. my bad, dad.

true

This gop senator is open to supporting hillary clinton

false

Remove ink stains with hand sanitizer to avoid an embarrassing situation

false

I'm more confused than a homeless person on house arrest.

true

Amy schumer shows world just how hard it is to get out of a pool float

false

Obama foreign policy in 'free fall,' republican says

false

From 'katrina kid' to nebraska quarterback: tommy armstrong beats the odds

false

I asked my north korean friend how it was there.. .. he said he couldn't complain.

true

What do you call a black and white bra? zebra

true

What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? single.

true

Rand paul plans to keep pushing to defund planned parenthood

false

My physics teacher is the chord slope of an a-t curve the average jerk

true

Nearly 60% of countries at risk of using slaves in supply chains: report

false

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

true

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team? he kept getting pyro-technicalities.

true

Apple fires back at fbi in new york iphone feud

false

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh: a bus full of niggers going over a cliff.

true