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It's funny how women change. i never really noticed it until i set up my webcam in topshop.
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When i tickle my imaginary friend, people think im casting spells
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The truth about dark circles and how to deal with them
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5-year-old girl abandoned at nyc bus terminal; mother found dead
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House republicans vote to overturn rule protecting waterways from mining
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Sharing the stories of lgbtq youth: zeam, 17, from minneappolis
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What do you call a good looking lebanese man? azif
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Mtv music awards 2013 red carpet: the good, the bad & the crazy (photos)
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Jesus is a really bad wow player... ...when he dies it takes 3 days to resurrect him.
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Momentum for change 2014 lighthouse awards: recognizing innovative solutions to climate change
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I'd say go to hell, but i don't want to see you again.
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I think it's about time we stopped accepting quasimodo and demanded 100% modo.
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13 ways acupuncture can change your life in 2013
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What is bill cosby's favorite ice cream flavor? rape.
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My therapist asked me what i'd feel if i shot someone. recoil, i calmly answered.
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I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger then it hit me.
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So how'd the that big rematch between the cavs and warriors go?
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Paul ryan holds back criticism of donald trump jr.'s russian lawyer meeting
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I wish you could click save as on puppies
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Cats say hi to each other, and it's awkward
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What do u call a midget mexican paragraph because he isnt a full essay
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Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? he wanted to see a butterfly.
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Bruno mars wins innovator award at iheartradio music awards
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Don't worry about all those attacks by hat-stealing oregon owl
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Four dead in apparent murder-suicide on new year's day in south carolina
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Why were the indians the first ones here? because they had reservations.
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What do you do you with an elephant with three balls? walk him and pitch to the rhino.
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A haunted house but it's just people paying bills and waiting in line at the dmv
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My dog, mitten, ate two shuttlecocks this morning. *bad* mitten!
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Post your best jared fogle jokes! here's mine:jared fogle loves to eat little girls ham sandwiches.
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What do you call a virgin in west virginia? an only child....
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Monday's morning email: the next recession will be brutal. here's why.
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Jesus saves ... and esposito scores on the rebound!
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What does pontiac stand for? poor old nincompoop thinks it's a cadillac
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I'm a dyslexic tree... my life is a-ok!
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I got a purebred beagle puppy for my wife i thought it was an awesome trade.
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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist? ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'
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I hate being backwards guy when moving funiture. i could get hurt.
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Bruno mars' 'carpool karaoke' teaser glitters with '24k magic'
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Woman wins fake contest and receives an underwater scuba diving proposal
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Celebrity endorsements may impact how much kids eat (study)
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There are two kinds of people... those who can't finish other peoples sentences...
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Darius fleming says he saved a woman from a burning car, then played a playoff game (updated)
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John oliver: trump and giuliani have something in common and it's gross
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I made my money the old-fashioned way... i used a printing press
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If you're going to go house hunting, try to blend in with your surroundings. wear aluminum siding.
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7 genius gadgets and natural products to replace the chemicals in your beauty cabinet
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Why aren't there any female butchers? because anytime they touch meat it turns to bone.
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Your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.
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What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock? a nokia
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For n.j. couple, sandy damaged more than just things
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How weird, a movie about fish sex became awards season's consensus vote
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China says dalai lama 'profanes' buddhism by doubting his reincarnation
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These unintentionally profound statements reveal the simplest truths
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Him: i'm heading to the gym me: i'm heading to the fridge
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What do you call a mean dust storm? darude - sandstorm
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Nanette lepore hosted the most fun show of new york fashion week
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My girlfriend reacts to 'sex night' the way a 6 year old does to 'bath night'
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What's the difference between you and an egg? the egg actually gets laid!
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Fred: you've got a roman nose. harry: like julius caesar? fred: no it's roamin' all over your face.
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How to sound australian. say good eye might aloud.
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Life after divorce: the one object i was happy my ex took after the divorce
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Confessions of a bad mom: having 'the talk'
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Bush 41, 43 have no plans to endorse trump
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Every time a taco bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea
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What do you call the sweat between two rednecks having sex? relative humidity!
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Athiesgasm what would an atheist say while having an orgasm? oh my nothing
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Andrew w.k. submits the necessary paperwork to form 'the party party'
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Zosia mamet has one question when offered roles: 'how are they depicting women?’
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Female comedian from 'last comic standing' sued for banning men from show
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Spending half of the movie wondering where the fuck did i see this actor before...
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Cocky joke: you know, i've recently decided i just don't like my penis. it's such a huge dick.
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So did a major negan twist slyly happen on 'walking dead'?
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'mad men' video: every drink on the show, in five minutes
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Now this is a truly innovative way to distract free throw shooters
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Trump supporters’ worst attempts to defend new sexual allegations
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Bob's volunteered to give a c programming workshop but needs a topic give that man some pointers
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Conversation piece: art event makes collecting art easy and affordable
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Why does duck taste better than turkey? because turkey is just poultry in comparison.
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What trump was doing while mccain was a prisoner of war
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New video breaks down why hollywood needs transgender actors
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Loretta lynch: civil rights movement's spirit lives on through today's protests
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The winners write the history books... i guess the prize for winning is a boring-ass job?
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Grey goose and red bull, because two sets of wings is better than one.
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I once asked a girl if she smoked after sex. she said i don't know, i've never looked
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Q. where does a fish keep his money a. in the river bank!
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Pm vows to make britain 'sovereign' in first brexit detail
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Good gut bacteria may keep bad at bay
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What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom? a reptile dysfunction
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The nsa because they are a fucking joke
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My dad beat me so hard. our priest asked him for some tips.
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Study finds these kinds of schools may be worse for queer teens
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Why did the chicken attend the seance? to get to the other side.
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What book is better when you read it drunk? tequila mockingbird.
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Why won't microsoft hire any maids? because they don't do windows
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Beat holiday stress in the 15 minutes a day you're not using
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The most hilarious sports vines of 2014 (so far)
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I'll do your taxes for free if you tell my mom we're dating.
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World heritage coral reefs likely to disappear by 2100 unless co2 emissions reduce drastically
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Why did the baker have smelly hands? he kneaded a poo.
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