CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Beauty tips: is there any truth behind grandma's skin secrets?	false
Why did the nun take off her clothes? she had a bad habit	true
These internal documents prove uber is a money loser	false
Chuck norris is his own line at the dmv.	true
What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racists!	true
What did the lotr fan say to the lotr hater? what are you tolkien about...	true
Social media and pr event digital marketing success	false
What's the hardest thing on a cowboy? the 4th grade.	true
Will marriages be a casualty of post-9/11 conflicts, too?	false
This summer, i've been grilling on the roof of my apartment. the steaks have never been higher.	true
Boston marathon stories: restaurant helps woman visit stepmom who was injured in attacks (video)	false
What do isis and cats have in common? they're both a bunch of pussies. credit to stephen colbert.	true
Me: check it out no hands! her: use your hands! me: raises the roof	true
What did the physicist have for lunch? fission chips.	true
Fox news host kimberly guilfoyle says she's discussed becoming press secretary	false
Why do elephants have big flat feet? to stamp out flaming ducks.	true
As europe reconsiders russian gas, qatar waits in wings	false
History of racial tension casts a shadow on charleston tragedy	false
What do you call a burning white guy? a firecracker	true
This is what ben carson's campaign ads should be	false
Iranian lawmakers mock trump's 'mental capacity,' burn u.s. flag after u.s. pulls out of nuke deal	false
So i read this book about a camping trip, it was really intents... i'll see myself out.	true
More than 100 people overdosed on synthetic marijuana in one pennsylvania county	false
Ioc will not impose blanket ban on russia for rio olympics	false
10 hotel chains with the best bath and beauty products	false
No evidence that man who attacked cop was part of organized cell, fbi says	false
Kim kardashian says she and paris hilton didn't bond over their mutual sex tape leaks	false
Accountants aren't boring people they just get excited about boring things.	true
Don't commit suicide 0/10 people who commit suicide recommend it.	true
Angela eagle challenges corbyn for leadership of uk labour party	false
Author of ‘the 100’ series on the centuries-long history of dystopias	false
Warning: never play poker with tarot cards... i got a full house once and 4 people died	true
What was monica lewinsky's job at the white house? receiving heads of state.	true
Math is so communist... ...there's class struggle for marx	true
Nurse: she's in a coma. she's been on hungerstrike patient: opens one eye	true
Dogs are like books the more you like them, the harder they are to put down. edit: grammar.	true
Actors who've lost extreme amounts of weight for roles, from matthew mcconaughey to tom hanks	false
Chuck norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.	true
I bought fenugreek from a drug dealer it was a little methi.	true
Former catalan leader carles puigdemont detained in germany	false
What did the chronic masturbator say to his ex-girlfriend? i'm nuttin' without you.	true
Now tell me how old your baby is in hours.	true
No one is completely useless... you can always be used as a bad example.	true
I bet old hobbit ladies watched a lot of mordor, she wrote.	true
Huffpollster: most undecided voters really don't like donald trump	false
John kasich: 'my republican party doesn’t like ideas'	false
Chances of me doing anything at work today are about hahahahahahahahahahaha%.	true
I've stopped dating this girl i met at the diabetes camp. turns out she isn't really my type.	true
Sorry i hung up on you, i didn't mean to answer the call.	true
Brittany davila, cheerleader with down syndrome, allegedly told she is a liability	false
3 jews walk into a bar... just kidding it was a gas chamber	true
Civil rights groups ask for meeting with steve scalise	false
Climate change this week: a break for clean energy, 2012 hottest yet, gravitylight, and more!	false
Q: why do rugby fans eat up the sport? a: because it is 'scrum'-ptious.	true
Who built king arthur's round table? sir cumference	true
Drug shortages: hospitals confront drug scarcity, fear patients harmed	false
Had sex while camping the other day.... it was fucking in tents.....	true
Hillary clinton says south carolina dems are one of her 'first lines of defense'	false
How physics can help people with macular degeneration	false
How do you castrate a priest? kick the alter boy in the jaw	true
Beyoncé's new album is finally here because there is a god	false
Mr. trump: it is our right to write (and take pictures)	false
Why do women cheat? the top 30 reasons, according to women	false
School aide fed pet treats to 75 students, claimed they were cookies: report	false
Have you heard of that movie, constipation? it's not out yet.	true
Pope francis sends blessing to young athlete fighting leukemia	false
'the end of illness' author david agus answers readers' questions	false
Elizabeth warren praises aspects of hillary clinton's wall street reform plan	false
This trump supporter quoted beyoncé to trash clinton and it was cringeworthy	false
Pearl jam, guns n' roses, screaming trees supergroup in the works	false
Fifa is a nonprofit. that's it. that's the joke	true
Why did paula deen's legal team let her testify?	false
A good pickup line is i have a phone charger.	true
Beyoncé met the final five and all of our dreams came true	false
Why can't you have a party on the moon? there's just no atmosphere	true
Signs you're the weakest link on your bar trivia team	false
What's the difference between jam and jelly? i can't jelly my dick down your throat.	true
Your state might be offering these awesome perks for evs and you don't even know it	false
I asked a new zealander how many sexual partners he'd had he started counting but then fell asleep.	true
I started two diet plans today because one wasn't enough to fill my appetite.	true
What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night? morgue attendant	true
What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when he hits the windshield? his ass.	true
What do you call murayan sukumaran's new wife? a necrophiliac.	true
The valentine's day cards of your wildest lesbian dreams (nsfw)	false
Alabama judge nick williams could be the next kim davis	false
The 3 questions everyone should ask before marriage	false
Will this guy shut off the lights in the sanders campaign?	false
Lifetime of obesity tied to heart disease risk factor	false
The person who invented knock knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize	true
In celebration of burger month: the burger deluxe	false
4 valuable life skills only a grandpa can teach	false
What would it be like to live in a world without binaries?	false
'unreal' stars constance zimmer and shiri appleby on how they fight for equal pay in hollywood	false
My favourite haiku space is limited in a haiku, so it's hard to finish what you	true
Rachael harris divorce: 'painful' split helped actress land critically acclaimed role	false
Why is the kkk a good place to find a job? cos they'll always hook a brutha up	true
My five year plan? i don't even have a five minute plan.	true
Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell? someone spilled wine (bolla) on his electronic. (e)phones.	true
Tens of thousands of south koreans protest to demand president's resignation	false
What do you call a vulture with no beak? a head banger.	true

Beauty tips: is there any truth behind grandma's skin secrets?

false

Why did the nun take off her clothes? she had a bad habit

true

These internal documents prove uber is a money loser

false

Chuck norris is his own line at the dmv.

true

What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racists!

true

What did the lotr fan say to the lotr hater? what are you tolkien about...

true

Social media and pr event digital marketing success

false

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy? the 4th grade.

true

Will marriages be a casualty of post-9/11 conflicts, too?

false

This summer, i've been grilling on the roof of my apartment. the steaks have never been higher.

true

Boston marathon stories: restaurant helps woman visit stepmom who was injured in attacks (video)

false

What do isis and cats have in common? they're both a bunch of pussies. credit to stephen colbert.

true

Me: check it out no hands! her: use your hands! me: *raises the roof*

true

What did the physicist have for lunch? fission chips.

true

Fox news host kimberly guilfoyle says she's discussed becoming press secretary

false

Why do elephants have big flat feet? to stamp out flaming ducks.

true

As europe reconsiders russian gas, qatar waits in wings

false

History of racial tension casts a shadow on charleston tragedy

false

What do you call a burning white guy? a firecracker

true

This is what ben carson's campaign ads should be

false

Iranian lawmakers mock trump's 'mental capacity,' burn u.s. flag after u.s. pulls out of nuke deal

false

So i read this book about a camping trip, it was really intents... i'll see myself out.

true

More than 100 people overdosed on synthetic marijuana in one pennsylvania county

false

Ioc will not impose blanket ban on russia for rio olympics

false

10 hotel chains with the best bath and beauty products

false

No evidence that man who attacked cop was part of organized cell, fbi says

false

Kim kardashian says she and paris hilton didn't bond over their mutual sex tape leaks

false

Accountants aren't boring people they just get excited about boring things.

true

Don't commit suicide 0/10 people who commit suicide recommend it.

true

Angela eagle challenges corbyn for leadership of uk labour party

false

Author of ‘the 100’ series on the centuries-long history of dystopias

false

Warning: never play poker with tarot cards... i got a full house once and 4 people died

true

What was monica lewinsky's job at the white house? receiving heads of state.

true

Math is so communist... ...there's class struggle for marx

true

Nurse: she's in a coma. she's been on hungerstrike patient: *opens one eye*

true

Dogs are like books the more you like them, the harder they are to put down. edit: grammar.

true

Actors who've lost extreme amounts of weight for roles, from matthew mcconaughey to tom hanks

false

Chuck norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

true

I bought fenugreek from a drug dealer it was a little *methi*.

true

Former catalan leader carles puigdemont detained in germany

false

What did the chronic masturbator say to his ex-girlfriend? i'm nuttin' without you.

true

Now tell me how old your baby is in hours.

true

No one is completely useless... you can always be used as a bad example.

true

I bet old hobbit ladies watched a lot of mordor, she wrote.

true

Huffpollster: most undecided voters really don't like donald trump

false

John kasich: 'my republican party doesn’t like ideas'

false

Chances of me doing anything at work today are about hahahahahahahahahahaha%.

true

I've stopped dating this girl i met at the diabetes camp. turns out she isn't really my type.

true

Sorry i hung up on you, i didn't mean to answer the call.

true

Brittany davila, cheerleader with down syndrome, allegedly told she is a liability

false

3 jews walk into a bar... just kidding it was a gas chamber

true

Civil rights groups ask for meeting with steve scalise

false

Climate change this week: a break for clean energy, 2012 hottest yet, gravitylight, and more!

false

Q: why do rugby fans eat up the sport? a: because it is 'scrum'-ptious.

true

Who built king arthur's round table? *sir cumference*

true

Drug shortages: hospitals confront drug scarcity, fear patients harmed

false

Had sex while camping the other day.... it was fucking in tents.....

true

Hillary clinton says south carolina dems are one of her 'first lines of defense'

false

How physics can help people with macular degeneration

false

How do you castrate a priest? kick the alter boy in the jaw

true

Beyoncé's new album is finally here because there is a god

false

Mr. trump: it is our right to write (and take pictures)

false

Why do women cheat? the top 30 reasons, according to women

false

School aide fed pet treats to 75 students, claimed they were cookies: report

false

Have you heard of that movie, constipation? it's not out yet.

true

Pope francis sends blessing to young athlete fighting leukemia

false

'the end of illness' author david agus answers readers' questions

false

Elizabeth warren praises aspects of hillary clinton's wall street reform plan

false

This trump supporter quoted beyoncé to trash clinton and it was cringeworthy

false

Pearl jam, guns n' roses, screaming trees supergroup in the works

false

Fifa is a nonprofit. that's it. that's the joke

true

Why did paula deen's legal team let her testify?

false

A good pickup line is i have a phone charger.

true

Beyoncé met the final five and all of our dreams came true

false

Why can't you have a party on the moon? there's just no atmosphere

true

Signs you're the weakest link on your bar trivia team

false

What's the difference between jam and jelly? i can't jelly my dick down your throat.

true

Your state might be offering these awesome perks for evs and you don't even know it

false

I asked a new zealander how many sexual partners he'd had he started counting but then fell asleep.

true

I started two diet plans today because one wasn't enough to fill my appetite.

true

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night? morgue attendant

true

What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when he hits the windshield? his ass.

true

What do you call murayan sukumaran's new wife? a necrophiliac.

true

The valentine's day cards of your wildest lesbian dreams (nsfw)

false

Alabama judge nick williams could be the next kim davis

false

The 3 questions everyone should ask before marriage

false

Will this guy shut off the lights in the sanders campaign?

false

Lifetime of obesity tied to heart disease risk factor

false

The person who invented knock knock jokes deserves a *no-bell* prize

true

In celebration of burger month: the burger deluxe

false

4 valuable life skills only a grandpa can teach

false

What would it be like to live in a world without binaries?

false

'unreal' stars constance zimmer and shiri appleby on how they fight for equal pay in hollywood

false

My favourite haiku space is limited in a haiku, so it's hard to finish what you

true

Rachael harris divorce: 'painful' split helped actress land critically acclaimed role

false

Why is the kkk a good place to find a job? cos they'll always hook a brutha up

true

My five year plan? i don't even have a five minute plan.

true

Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell? someone spilled wine (bolla) on his electronic. (e)phones.

true

Tens of thousands of south koreans protest to demand president's resignation

false

What do you call a vulture with no beak? a head banger.

true