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What do you call a white asian who loves cola? cokeasian.
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Why did the pasta get in trouble? because he was stroganoff!
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The best road trips from new york city (photos)
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Lost both my arms in an accident. the whole incident left me utterly humerless.
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Former nfl player to sue minnesota vikings over investigation into anti-gay allegations
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I'm not racist... i have a color tv!
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Pretty little liars 505: miss me x 100
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Wednesday's morning email: trump plays to his base in divisive arizona rally
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What does an italian have when one arm is shorter than the other? a speech impediment.
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Husband jailed for using unsuspecting wife as $700,000 heroin mule
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Today's lol-worthy links: talking tattoos, the best of 'anchorman' & tmnt lincoln (picture)
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Trump judicial nominee can't answer basic questions about the law in disastrous hearing
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Highlights from the macy's thanksgiving day parade (photos)
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60 years in journalism: debates, then and now
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Splish splash! golden retriever couldn't be more happy about this bath
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Hey tv producers! create a show for white people called brunch wars. you're welcome.
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1 child dies every 21 seconds from a water-related disease. here's what you can do
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Chance the rapper finally won a grammy. then he won another one.
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Why did george washington leave office after his second term. he wanted to set a president.
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Math anxiety linked with differences in brain functioning, study finds
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What do me, santa claus and the easter bunny have in common? you guessed it: we're all white.
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What did the penis say to the condom??? cover me, i'm going in
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Considering i'm broke, i wonder if she'll let me be her sugar-free daddy.
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North korea is calling for war. in other news, it's saturday.
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I plan to forgive and forget. forgive myself for being stupid and forget you ever existed.
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Harper lee burns donald trump from beyond the grave in letter comparing taj mahal casino to hell
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So, conan demanded kevin hart to push on his 'taint' at the gym
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How hard does marriage really have to be?
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Marc lamont hill compares ben carson's qualifications to ghostface killah's
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I like my women like i like my dog. actually, no. i prefer the dog.
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What's your kids' wage gap? boys paid more, more profitably
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What do you call a girl with braces? a black & decker pecker wrecker^™
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Why did the console peasant cross the road? to render the buildings on the other side. no offense.
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Kids are worthless because they're short and poor.
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At least five dead after tornadoes rip through southern states
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Wife to husband: our son called me a whore! husband answers: where is that son of a bitch?
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Doctor will provide free surgeries for trans military personnel
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An open letter to the angry father at dunkin donuts
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Craigslist is actually a great way to find stuff that's been murdered on
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Bowe bergdahl can't get a fair trial after trump 'traitor' attacks, lawyers say
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Why don't some couples go to the gym? because some relationships don't work out.
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Thanks for explaining the word joke to me. i still don't know what it means.
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Why do computer scientists get halloween and christmas confused? because oct 31 = dec 25
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I'm gonna open a bar and call it moderation.
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Woman's boyfriend was angry ... so he took it out on her cat
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Whats the difference between a north korean missile and a k-pop singer? the singer can have a hit
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You've got to be twins. you're too stupid to be one person.
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Why did the unicycle win the race? because the bicycle was two tired.
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Michelle obama's 52 best looks of all time
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Have you dropped your exercise program and picked up a few pounds?
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Right word, wrong basket: keeping the focus on deplorable language and views
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Mitch mcconnell goes ‘nuclear’ to break supreme court filibuster
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How come there are no jared fogle jokes on reddit? no i mean it im just asking,
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Nyc takes a major step toward closing the wage gap
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Have you seen the new recycling center around here? no? but you're already in /r/jokes
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According to movies when a huge object is chasing you, left and right turns do not exist.
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Brand new porn genres.. skin cancer victims starring bernie peters
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Do you want the latest dirt? -no, but i appreciate the sediment.
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My wife is my sex object everytime i ask for sex, she object.
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Lane bryant photoshop mess has us confused (photos, poll)
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Flying the (not-so) friendly skies with a toddler
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Some women enjoy eye contact during oral sex on a gentleman others say it stings.
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'hunger games' box office: movie grosses $155 million; third highest opening of all time (update)
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Little girl films her first makeup tutorial and things escalated quickly
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Nobody looks back on their life and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep.
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You know what never gets old? children who died at a young age.
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What does an airplane and a female have in common? they both have cockpits.
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What is black and white and red all over? an orca on a japanese whaling ship.
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Sorry i yelled get a room! at your grandson's wrestling tournament.
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Facebook investigates claim that employee used 'privileged access' to stalk women
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William h. macy has ultimate dad moment dancing with his daughter before prom
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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven acht nein.
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Two parallel lines match on tinder but they never meet!
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A soccer ball walks into a bar. the bartender kicked him out.
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Why israel is such a hard place to visit -- but so worth the effort
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What is your reason for divorce? she pronounces 'kansas' like the second part of 'arkansas'
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Preparing your taxes in the year of divorce
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Who loves hamburgers french fries and ants? ronald macaardvark!
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What did the alphabet have before it took a shit? a vowel movement.
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6 surefire ways to keep your kids happy on vacation (in paris) while enjoying it yourself
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Just how is obama's foreign policy a failure?
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Auuahuhuh some nerd who wears glasses probably right now
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Life with 'devourers' and 'baby/bullies' -- your thoughts please
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This is the first 10 years of your career
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Found my missing cardigan when my sister posted a fb pic of her wearing it.
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Mugabe celebrates 91st birthday at $1 million party
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Janelle monáe's grammys pompadour remains perfectly perched underneath her hat (photo)
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What is a pirate's favourite letter? he doesn't have one. he's illiterate.
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How do weathermen get up a mountain? they climate
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I stopped fighting my inner demons; we're totes bffs now.
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When is your mind like a rumpled bed? when it isn't made up yet.
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Why don't black people sleep well? because we killed the only one with a dream
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An open letter to andrew locker and his racist snaps of an innocent sikh passenger
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This is what it means to be #faithfullylgbt
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Houston texans rookie gives his first game check to harvey victims
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Summer skin care: 7 summer skin mistakes and how to fix them
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Whoever said white people can't jump... obviously hasn't heard of 9/11
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Why are volcanoes mischievous? because they erupt to no good.
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Krave massive, world's biggest gay night club, to open in las vegas
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Supreme court backs church in key religious rights case
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