text stringlengths 31 99 | humor bool 2
classes |
|---|---|
What 'grey's anatomy' taught me about moving on post-split | false |
What would you get if you crossed bill gates with louis leakey ... a philanthropologist. | true |
James coffey, massachusetts board of pharmacy director, fired after meningitis outbreak | false |
How to protect your hair during the summer | false |
Tiny quantum dots may spell doom for deadly superbug infections | false |
Sign off the internet and start reading outside | false |
American sniper, selma, unbroken: three 'important' movies of 2014 for the holidays | false |
It should be socially acceptable to end any boring conversation by shouting unsubscribe! | true |
What would you do to spend valentine's day with a 'bachelor' star? | false |
Excitable dog just can't help boogying down to the banjo | false |
What do you call someone who puts a picture of themselves in a locket? independent | true |
Who is a chemist's favorite game of thrones character? stannous baratheon. | true |
Congress delayed key safeguard that may have prevented washington train derailment | false |
Texas sheriff's deputy killed in ambush at gas station | false |
I fall asleep every night while browsing the chlora forum | true |
Real estate broker allegedly takes stolen cab on drunken joyride | false |
Do you call a senior citizen bride's pre-wedding party... a golden shower? | true |
The top 10 casino and hotel combinations outside vegas | false |
Watch samantha bee decimate state officials who trash rape kits | false |
Why there is no shame in graduating from a school of the arts | false |
I was looking for a lighter on amazon... but they only had 112.422 matches. | true |
The national gets 'hate mail' on facebook after playing obama re-election rallies | false |
Billionaire bill koch revs up his court battle against fake wines | false |
What is the coldest dish at a mexican restaurant? a b-r-r-r-r-ito | true |
Remember people, good manners is what separates us from the french. | true |
How to get unwired (for less than $400 a day) | false |
Girl, are you pi? 'cause you are long and sweet. | true |
I like my coffee like i like my women from a third world country and covered in cream | true |
Samsung halts production, sales of galaxy note 7 | false |
Donald trump tells florida supporters the wrong date for election day | false |
Veteran latino progressive wins primary for open chicago house seat | false |
Want to hear a joke about jonestown? nevermind, the punchline is too long. | true |
Does anyone remember gotye? now he's just somebody that we used to know | true |
It sure looks like fbi renegades are trying to swing the presidential election | false |
Tifu by accidentally benching our star player on the last inning... whoops, wrong sub | true |
Why did the orange move to veggieland? so he could live in peas and hominy. | true |
What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? nsfw nothing! you already told that bitch twice. | true |
If you can wait until your child is age 27 to let them have money, do it | false |
Pushing racial boundaries, trump draws rebuke from a fretful gop | false |
''daddy, i'm gonna shoot bacon out of the sky'' ''yeah, when pigs fly'' | true |
Why did the fonz have red eyes? because he had **ayyy** fever! | true |
Reminder: even trump-hating conservatives are still pretty crazy | false |
Man's 1993 yearbook photo predicts chicago cubs win 2016 world series | false |
That indian food was tasteless, nothing special at all... it was quite daal. | true |
Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies? they make rotten friends | true |
Kentucky's gop bromance deepens, even without true love | false |
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet? because the p is silent! | true |
This v-neck is literally the most awkward pair of shorts i've ever worn. | true |
From isis to westboro: introducing the huffpost religion podcast | false |
Why should white blood cells never discuss god? because they would be using the lord's name in vein | true |
Americans' cellphones targeted in secret u.s. spy program | false |
What phone service has the fastest internet? sprint | true |
Thermdox: liver cancer treatment is a '$1 billion drug,' drugmaker says | false |
Jerry cammarata, first father to receive paternity leave, speaks out -- and he isn't happy | false |
I tried to be a workaholic but workahol tastes like shit. | true |
Bob costas doesn't have time for your bulls--t pitching performance | false |
Maui local's racist rant against tourists goes viral (video) | false |
Why is 6 afraid of 7? because fuck you | true |
Harper beckham walks with victoria in dublin (photos) | false |
What do canadian women put behind their ears to attract men? their ankles! | true |
Which pirate makes the best food? captain cook. | true |
Why can't a blonde count to 70. because 69 is a mouthful. | true |
My friend said i'm racist. but i'm not racist, i have one black friend. | true |
Transgender issues finally gain recognition on capitol hill | false |
Someone inserted beyonce into famous paintings, and it's just as glorious as it sounds | false |
I suffer bloating for years until i found this one secret supplement! rotten eggs | true |
Why do scotsmen wear kilts? because sheep can hear a zipper up to a mile away | true |
Why ‘13 reasons why’ shouldn’t be your teen’s binge | false |
How my special needs daughter told me she loves me | false |
Why does trump like french music? because he likes to grab them by debussy. | true |
What is the best stand-up routine of our time? i nominate chris rock's never scared. | true |
Paris jackson's makeup tutorial shows she's your typical teen (video) | false |
Just said, sorry, i have to go, out loud to my computer. | true |
Last night i met the girl of my dreams... then i woke up. | true |
Maybe adele is singing about her cats. you don't know. | true |
What do jellybeans and the human race have in common nobody likes the black ones | true |
What is hillary clinton's favorite arcade game? pac-man. | true |
Verizon, comcast approach 21st century fox about acquiring assets | false |
Doug wheeler 'infinity environment' piece shows what infinity is like | false |
What's the worst cut of steak? amazon prime. | true |
What is a dog's favourite sport ? formula 1 drooling ! | true |
We found the most beautiful valentine's day cake | false |
Isn't it ironic that the favorite drink of britain's homeless is called tennents? | true |
*me ordering food, wearing a new white shirt* i'll have whatever is the most splattery and red | true |
Today i thanked my toilet, because it puts up with my shit everyday. | true |
5 questions with the director of 'radical grace' | false |
Brad pitt looks smokin' hot, sheryl crow goes glam & more instagrams of the week | false |
I wonder what people with house phones posted on myspace today? | true |
I took an iq test today.. the results were inconclusive | true |
These pants fit like a cheap hotel... no ballroom. | true |
Two nuts were walking down a street... one was assaulted | true |
Montana judge facing censure over rape comments calls penalty 'unwarranted' | false |
Barclays tee times, pairings for third round at liberty national on saturday | false |
David pogue, 'new york times' technology writer, plans movie trailer marriage proposal (video) | false |
How many x does it take to lightbulb? karma? | true |
What do you get when you cross bruce lee and chuck norris? beat up. | true |
Monday's morning email: bruno mars wasn't the only big winner at the grammys | false |
Women don't say sorry, when a guy is right they say.... whatever! | true |
I lost weight: becoming a grandfather inspired andy kern to lose 218 pounds | false |
Watch: it's time to clear your fear of success | false |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.