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What 'grey's anatomy' taught me about moving on post-split
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What would you get if you crossed bill gates with louis leakey ... a philanthropologist.
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James coffey, massachusetts board of pharmacy director, fired after meningitis outbreak
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How to protect your hair during the summer
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Tiny quantum dots may spell doom for deadly superbug infections
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Sign off the internet and start reading outside
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American sniper, selma, unbroken: three 'important' movies of 2014 for the holidays
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It should be socially acceptable to end any boring conversation by shouting unsubscribe!
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What would you do to spend valentine's day with a 'bachelor' star?
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Excitable dog just can't help boogying down to the banjo
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What do you call someone who puts a picture of themselves in a locket? independent
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Who is a chemist's favorite game of thrones character? stannous baratheon.
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Congress delayed key safeguard that may have prevented washington train derailment
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Texas sheriff's deputy killed in ambush at gas station
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I fall asleep every night while browsing the chlora forum
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Real estate broker allegedly takes stolen cab on drunken joyride
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Do you call a senior citizen bride's pre-wedding party... a golden shower?
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The top 10 casino and hotel combinations outside vegas
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Watch samantha bee decimate state officials who trash rape kits
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Why there is no shame in graduating from a school of the arts
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I was looking for a lighter on amazon... but they only had 112.422 matches.
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The national gets 'hate mail' on facebook after playing obama re-election rallies
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Billionaire bill koch revs up his court battle against fake wines
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What is the coldest dish at a mexican restaurant? a b-r-r-r-r-ito
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Remember people, good manners is what separates us from the french.
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How to get unwired (for less than $400 a day)
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Girl, are you pi? 'cause you are long and sweet.
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I like my coffee like i like my women from a third world country and covered in cream
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Samsung halts production, sales of galaxy note 7
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Donald trump tells florida supporters the wrong date for election day
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Veteran latino progressive wins primary for open chicago house seat
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Want to hear a joke about jonestown? nevermind, the punchline is too long.
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Does anyone remember gotye? now he's just somebody that we used to know
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It sure looks like fbi renegades are trying to swing the presidential election
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Tifu by accidentally benching our star player on the last inning... whoops, wrong sub
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Why did the orange move to veggieland? so he could live in peas and hominy.
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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? nsfw nothing! you already told that bitch twice.
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If you can wait until your child is age 27 to let them have money, do it
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Pushing racial boundaries, trump draws rebuke from a fretful gop
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''daddy, i'm gonna shoot bacon out of the sky'' ''yeah, when pigs fly''
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Why did the fonz have red eyes? because he had **ayyy** fever!
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Reminder: even trump-hating conservatives are still pretty crazy
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Man's 1993 yearbook photo predicts chicago cubs win 2016 world series
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That indian food was tasteless, nothing special at all... it was quite daal.
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Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies? they make rotten friends
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Kentucky's gop bromance deepens, even without true love
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet? because the p is silent!
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This v-neck is literally the most awkward pair of shorts i've ever worn.
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From isis to westboro: introducing the huffpost religion podcast
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Why should white blood cells never discuss god? because they would be using the lord's name in vein
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Americans' cellphones targeted in secret u.s. spy program
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What phone service has the fastest internet? sprint
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Thermdox: liver cancer treatment is a '$1 billion drug,' drugmaker says
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Jerry cammarata, first father to receive paternity leave, speaks out -- and he isn't happy
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I tried to be a workaholic but workahol tastes like shit.
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Bob costas doesn't have time for your bulls--t pitching performance
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Maui local's racist rant against tourists goes viral (video)
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? because fuck you
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Harper beckham walks with victoria in dublin (photos)
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What do canadian women put behind their ears to attract men? their ankles!
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Which pirate makes the best food? captain cook.
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Why can't a blonde count to 70. because 69 is a mouthful.
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My friend said i'm racist. but i'm not racist, i have one black friend.
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Transgender issues finally gain recognition on capitol hill
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Someone inserted beyonce into famous paintings, and it's just as glorious as it sounds
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I suffer bloating for years until i found this one secret supplement! rotten eggs
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Why do scotsmen wear kilts? because sheep can hear a zipper up to a mile away
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Why ‘13 reasons why’ shouldn’t be your teen’s binge
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How my special needs daughter told me she loves me
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Why does trump like french music? because he likes to grab them by debussy.
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What is the best stand-up routine of our time? i nominate chris rock's never scared.
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Paris jackson's makeup tutorial shows she's your typical teen (video)
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Just said, sorry, i have to go, out loud to my computer.
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Last night i met the girl of my dreams... then i woke up.
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Maybe adele is singing about her cats. you don't know.
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What do jellybeans and the human race have in common nobody likes the black ones
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What is hillary clinton's favorite arcade game? pac-man.
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Verizon, comcast approach 21st century fox about acquiring assets
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Doug wheeler 'infinity environment' piece shows what infinity is like
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What's the worst cut of steak? amazon prime.
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What is a dog's favourite sport ? formula 1 drooling !
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We found the most beautiful valentine's day cake
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Isn't it ironic that the favorite drink of britain's homeless is called tennents?
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*me ordering food, wearing a new white shirt* i'll have whatever is the most splattery and red
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Today i thanked my toilet, because it puts up with my shit everyday.
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5 questions with the director of 'radical grace'
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Brad pitt looks smokin' hot, sheryl crow goes glam & more instagrams of the week
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I wonder what people with house phones posted on myspace today?
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I took an iq test today.. the results were inconclusive
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These pants fit like a cheap hotel... no ballroom.
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Two nuts were walking down a street... one was assaulted
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Montana judge facing censure over rape comments calls penalty 'unwarranted'
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Barclays tee times, pairings for third round at liberty national on saturday
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David pogue, 'new york times' technology writer, plans movie trailer marriage proposal (video)
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How many x does it take to lightbulb? karma?
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What do you get when you cross bruce lee and chuck norris? beat up.
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Monday's morning email: bruno mars wasn't the only big winner at the grammys
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Women don't say sorry, when a guy is right they say.... whatever!
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I lost weight: becoming a grandfather inspired andy kern to lose 218 pounds
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Watch: it's time to clear your fear of success
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