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How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes? like this. | true |
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? someone else's cheese. | true |
Yale could rename calhoun college. why hasn't it made a decision yet? | false |
Why does the corn hate the farmer? because he picks his ears! | true |
What famous american filmmaker lived in a safe? vault disney | true |
Taste test: the best store-bought french roast coffee | false |
Pessimist: oh, this can't get any worse! optimist: yes, it can! | true |
Yoga and the workplace: a practice that works wherever you do | false |
I asked my friend about their new glass dildo apparently it's a pane in the ass | true |
The first year of the iraq war, as told through late night tv jokes | false |
Put your pants on grandma, you're scaring the reptiles! - me, camping | true |
What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common? they both have dead walkers. | true |
Quinoa sounds like something a ninja would say before kicking you. | true |
What do you call an egyption's butt muscle? a sphinxster | true |
Not funny, people. i lost both my parents to a hot tub time machine. | true |
A nail walks into a bar and gets hammered. | true |
What is the hardest part of watching an orphanage burn down? my dick. | true |
What do we want? time travel! when do we want it? it's irrelevant! | true |
Ridiculous baby products: absurd things people are actually trying to sell to parents | false |
I don't have any of friends to share my video game screenshots with... because i play video games. | true |
What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle? weeeeeeeeeeee | true |
You love the baby more than you love me, don't you? | false |
Who runs the 100 acre wood website? www.innie the pooh. | true |
These action figures have a lot to say about gay culture | false |
J.k. rowling's new show is nothing like 'harry potter' | false |
What does a communist prostitute do? seizes the means of reproduction | true |
Live from the karlovy vary international film festival: saturday, june 29 | false |
Turkish media denounce 'biggest crackdown on press in republic’s history' | false |
What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar? a salad-manager | true |
Katie couric puts mom (and huffpost parents) in the picture | false |
What happens to the cow on her period? she gets moooooody | true |
The european parliamentary elections provide stability and warnings | false |
Why is it wrong to be on the left? because it's not right. | true |
What's a jew's favorite classic rock song? money - pink floyd | true |
Thank you, slamdance: the new york neo-futurists and their f.u. (a.k.a. the fair use show) | false |
What car does woody drive? audi adui adui! | true |
Long commute takes away from healthy activities, study suggests | false |
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? yell at her. | true |
What do you call a dog who sits on a bench and reads his newspaper? a human-dog xddd | true |
Everyone romanticizes the past until they get horribly sick and wake up covered in leeches. | true |
What do you call a paper car? a paper-machacedes | true |
I heard a great joke in the elevator today it was funny on so many levels. | true |
You knew who trump was when you endorsed him, republican leaders | false |
North carolina news anchor grips handcuffs during election polling segment | false |
What did cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? one day my prints will come. | true |
Lana del rey wants you to know how many men she's slept with | false |
Samantha bee: 'indiana hates mike pence as much as indiana jones hates snakes' | false |
Did you hear about the indian restaurant that ran out of bread? it was a naan issue sorry | true |
Everything i touch just turns to shit! - large intestines | true |
Don't give people who take selfies a hard time they're just trying to save face | true |
What is the difference between a church and a cult? their punch. | true |
The perfect couple: what i learned about romance from my 8-year-old | false |
26 letters, minus the u. what do you get? a solipsistic alphabet. | true |
50-plus votes to repeal obamacare, but not one on the minimum wage | false |
Someone threw nacl at me that's a salt | true |
What happened to the over amorous clam? it pulled a mussel. | true |
I'm the best at procrastinating.. or the worst. maybe i'll decide tomorrow | true |
Listen: radio hosts fired over shocking transphobic broadcast | false |
Did you hear about the storm down at the docks last weekend? you didn't? it was breaking canoes. | true |
I like my coffee like i like my slaves... *free*. | true |
This man made an airbnb for refugees looking for a place to stay | false |
Every time beyonce types out her name, she has to google pokemon and then copy/paste the e. | true |
Gothic mexico: mazatlan's day of the dead (videos) | false |
The nintendo 64 turned 18 today now you can legally blow the cartridges. | true |
Beauty street style: anna marcum, art production intern, tames static-y hair with sea salt spray | false |
Khizr khan urges senators to reject jeff sessions for attorney general | false |
Surprise your coworkers by hiding in the utility closet until you're dead. | true |
Veteran indian character actor om puri dead at 66 | false |
Former dhs director chertoff: 'you can't have privacy without security' | false |
You know what really gets my goat? the chupacabra. | true |
Reports: patriots may have used deflated balls during win over colts | false |
The power of the feminine self: manhood liberated from violence against women | false |
Hey southpaw, going to lunch? of course, i also have the right ... | true |
Jeb bush: trump 'not a serious candidate,' but i’d vote for him | false |
Me and the baby belly: a pregnancy to postpartum photo diary | false |
50 years of beatles: 'the bigger they are, the harder they fall' | false |
Damn girl, are you nutella? because i want to spread you and eat you. | true |
Selfless boy uses make-a-wish to bring free food truck to his supportive community | false |
Which fish go to heaven when they die ? angelfish ! | true |
Karen mcdougal released from contract restricting her from discussing trump affair | false |
Why do lesbians go to modells? because they don't like dicks | true |
Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales? to get their stuff back. | true |
I liked that new movie about the masseuse. it had a happy ending. | true |
If you're starved for time, eat a watch. | true |
Celine dion handles dry-humping woman with the power of love | false |
The third option: how parents can respond to in-between behaviors (part 1) | false |
A cook married a hacker, on their first night. there is a cock and a hooker | true |
Exercise, not diet, has most impact on weight as we age | false |
Democrats are walking a careful line in criticism of trump’s syria strike | false |
If hillary clinton and bernie sanders are on a boat together, and it sinks, who survives? america | true |
What does a paedophile do at the beach? lilo. | true |
Three russians walk into a bar just kidding. they never left. | true |
Summer job tax implications for students and parents | false |
What do you call a blond standing on her head? a brunette with bad breath. | true |
A pagan sees a particularly shocking event ... deer *god*! | true |
I can totally keep secrets! it's the people i tell them to that can't! | true |
Actually, such an element does not exist. hi, i'm ne | true |
Common leads vmas audience in moment of silence for michael brown | false |
Gop posts fake lincoln quote, twitter appropriately goes nuts | false |
I still see some of my ex-girlfriends. well, not so much see, more like...watch. | true |
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