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Jennifer lopez makes a hilarious flub at the 2014 hollywood film awards | false |
13 things duke haters absolutely loved about seeing coach k's team flop in march, again | false |
Trump tower was a 'war room' as campaign's damage control effort kicked in | false |
What to expect on this season of 'american horror story: freak show' | false |
Why can't bears get jobs in australia? they don't have the right koalfications! | true |
I don't have a beer gut, i have a protective covering for my rock hard abs. | true |
Where do we go from here? on carrie fisher's death | false |
What do you call a transformer who always sees the glass as half full? optimist prime | true |
Coca-cola is getting into the bottled coffee game | false |
Annie, are you ok? you sure? cool that's how long that song would've lasted if i sang it. | true |
Hunting for covered bridges in new england (photos) | false |
What does bill clinton say to hilary after sex? i'll be home in 20 minutes | true |
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... and doesn't. | true |
What’s really behind trump’s clinical fixation with obama | false |
Why don't blind people go skydiving? it scares their dogs. | true |
Sunday meal planner: get through the week with cheesy quinoa and more | false |
Powerful clinton allies launch coordinated attack on trump vp mike pence | false |
I made a song about a tortilla. (http://i.imgur.com/clj36.jpg) | true |
With this $17 razor, you'll never be embarrassed again | false |
Emilia clarke's nude dress on jimmy fallon looks gorgeous on her (photos) | false |
How this 'chicana' writer is breaking the mold when it comes to strong women | false |
Pastor blasts supreme court’s gay wedding cake case in unhinged rant | false |
Nfl style series: nfl's revamped women's clothing line (photos) | false |
Punchline wait, i probably wasn't supposed to put that in the title. | true |
Gluten sensitivity elimination diet not always warranted, study says | false |
Can sex work make more sense than working at walmart? hell, yes | false |
Julius caesar bought a google gps and said, 'youtube, route us'. | true |
Here's how bendy your body actually gets during yoga class | false |
Salmonella sushi: 200 now sickened, so what are the symptoms of salmonella infection? | false |
Organizing tips: how to keep cords neat and tidy | false |
Share your gift-giving rules without looking like a control freak | false |
I take my women just how i take my hair conditioner with silicone | true |
3 bad habits that are making your skin age faster (video) | false |
I found a new passion yesterday pairing socks. i guess i just enjoy bringing sole mates together. | true |
What we've failed to learn about mass shootings fueled by hate | false |
Bffs give birth within minutes of each other in adjoining hospital rooms | false |
What do you call a mentally impaired french man that cant say no? a oui-tard | true |
Islamist attack on somali hotel kills at least 29, police say | false |
Don't bring up something i said 30 minutes ago. i'm a different person, i've changed since then. | true |
Knock knock. (who's there?) ric flair. ric flair whooo?! | true |
I get grumpy when i run out of dopey. | true |
What did batman tell robin before robin got in the car? hey robin get in the car! | true |
Pajamas you should never, ever wear on christmas morning | false |
Science builds airplanes and skycrapers faith brings them together | true |
Southeast asia isn't known for their wine. but i'll never say no to a filipino grigio | true |
What do ray charles and stevie wonder have in common? they're both niggers!!! | true |
What's dj khaled's favorite number? 11, because it has another one. | true |
I started crossfit yesterday and my throat is killing me | true |
Then-and-now photos of the girl from that iconic lego ad show just how much has changed | false |
Knock knock who's there olivia olivia who? olivia, so let me in my bloody house! | true |
Did anyone see apple's new device targeted for women consumers? its called the maxipad | true |
Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other? they already know everything. | true |
School walkouts were just the beginning of students’ activism on gun violence | false |
Sleeping in tomorrow so i have to put my phone on lebron mode... no ring | true |
Girl walks into a bar she asks the bartender for a double entendre, *so he gave her one.* | true |
My girlfriend was on her. so i put it in her: | true |
I have sex almost every day. today i almost had sex, yesterday i almost had sex... | true |
What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel? a school shooting | true |
Channing tatum is a 1950s singing sailor in 'hail caesar' sneak peek | false |
The worst part about being a pedophile is trying to fit in. | true |
Men are like horoscopes. they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. | true |
Questionable kitchen tools: good idea or bad idea? (poll) | false |
Dear k, thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. sincerely, got nothing to say. | true |
Kylie jenner's musical debut is nothing short of underwhelming | false |
Turkish fishermen rescue baby syrian refugee from sea | false |
A man proposes to his girlfriend. she has one condition. syphilis. | true |
Here's how to beat the heat -- fight forest fires with fire | false |
How do you organise a space party? you planet! | true |
I'm not in a relationship, i'm in a relationbarge that's towing emotional garbage all day long. | true |
How to cut the wedding speeches without offending friends and family | false |
These 3 numbers may make you think twice about black friday shopping | false |
Christine sadler's gps guide for sleeping when you're homesick | false |
Cinnamon has a whole new reason to be dubbed a 'superfood' | false |
Black filmmakers make history at the box office this weekend | false |
What to eat to get a good night's sleep | false |
Help me obi won bacardi, i'm sobering up. | true |
I do not have an obsession with tidiness. i just wanted to clear that up. | true |
What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato? a dictator. | true |
Jerry seinfeld’s slow clapping is magic for the mets | false |
This 'stranger things' spoof is a freakin' good summary of season 1 | false |
Report: deutsche bank flags 'suspicious' kushner company transactions | false |
Mmm..i love your cooking darling. that's the male equivalent to a fake orgasm. | true |
Extreme body painting takes halloween costumes to a new level | false |
'revenge from a kid': children recap 'intuition,' latest episode of abc's 'revenge' | false |
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar he orders a beer | true |
You know what they say about blind prostitutes... you really gotta hand it to them. | true |
Chuck norris found the ark of the covenant... he currently uses it as a coffee table. | true |
I used to think drinking alcohol was bad for me... so i gave up thinking. | true |
Kristen stewart, kim kardashian and 53 more celebrities in animal print (photos) | false |
California's thomas fire now ranks among largest in state history | false |
Lady gaga shuts down piers morgan's faulty assumptions about ptsd and rape | false |
5 kitchen remodeling trends that are here to stay (for now) | false |
Remember that you are unique. just like everyone else | true |
A porn site wants to revive 'sense8,' and not as a parody | false |
Batman tried to warn us about robots 23 years ago | false |
Ragwitek: fda panel says new ragweed allergy drug appears safe and effective | false |
How the washington nationals won over a young atlanta braves fan | false |
Would you like to hear a good joke? me too. it's ages since i've heard one. | true |
I just had sex i don't know where else to post it | true |
Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual? because they want the d. | true |
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