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What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks? a fartender | true |
How running a tough mudder taught me to trust again | false |
Everybody left the world cup party when her left tit popped | false |
Tonys makes history when actors of color sweep musical categories | false |
28 signs you're dealing with an oldest child | false |
Bill clinton has been battling the same illness for 17 years. pneumonica. | true |
Tales of the waria: inside indonesia's third-gender community | false |
Last-minute easter sunday tips for procrastinating parents & bunnies | false |
Redefining u.s. policy in the middle east: finding coherence in 2017 | false |
Why was the monster standing on his head? he was turning things over in his mind. | true |
Nyfw day 3 was filled with statement accessories | false |
Tifu by eating my coworkers sandwich oops, wrong sub | true |
What warren buffett can teach us about personal finances | false |
Fusion gps co-founder tells congress he thinks russians 'infiltrated' the nra | false |
I'm 100% sure zebra's didn't earn those things. | true |
Q: what was bob the builder called after he retired? a: bob. | true |
Australia's prime minister defends religious liberty amid same-sex marriage poll | false |
Watch gigi hadid walk the runway in just one shoe | false |
Greek wisdom for a healthier state of mind | false |
Robert saylor's death ruled a homicide: man with down syndrome died in police custody | false |
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh? tentickles. | true |
Steve bannon removed from the national security council | false |
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? a shaggy dogs tale ! | true |
Did you hear about the latest thing affected by recession? my hairline! | true |
What did the tricep say to the muscular receptionist bye, 'cep! | true |
What's the perfect line of work for a lizard? re-tail. | true |
Husband: i love you. me: bullshit name 2 of my albums. | true |
Hillary clinton gets a clean bill of health from her doctor | false |
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh ten tickles | true |
I just found out that those cows from the chick-fil-a commercials teach black people how to text. | true |
We found the instagram account of our dreams | false |
Vanessa paradis, brigitte bardot and more french style icons we can learn from (photos) | false |
When the imaginary zebras start sawing off your legs, it's time to lay off the hard stuff. | true |
The best things to eat and drink right now, according to 'gq' (photos) | false |
The cutest thing my so does... her handwriting looks like she has parkinson's | true |
This federal program is the reason anyone can access hiv care, regardless of ability to pay | false |
If you eat skittles while drinking nyquil, you can taste the rainbows on pluto. | true |
What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped? a frustacean | true |
How did the hipster burn his tongue? he drank the coffee before it was cool. | true |
Coldplay & jay-z: music acts collaborate for new year's eve show | false |
The hardest dinner conversation i've had with my kids as a lesbian mom | false |
What kind of comedian becomes more famous if they bomb than if they don't? an islamic one. | true |
I used to remember leonardo dicaprio when i was feeling down. unfortunately i still remember him. | true |
Hiking in the swiss alps doesn't have to cost a fortune | false |
Somebody get me a maple tree ... asap! | true |
It's too hot outside, and these cute pups just can't keep their eyes open | false |
What did the mexican fire chief name his two sons? hose a and hose b | true |
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? call her and tell her. | true |
I think inception really hit home with me because it's basically a story about sleeping. | true |
Obama's budget calls for billions in climate funding | false |
Lynda carter, the original 'wonder woman,' finally gets a hollywood walk of fame star | false |
Nearly two-thirds of marketers are not giving consumers what they want | false |
I like my women like i like my coffee... lukewarm and bitter. | true |
I want to be an astronaut when i grow up. what high hopes you have ! | true |
What is a queens job? she queens and vacuums | true |
Nfl player jon dorenbos wows 'america's got talent' judges with insane magic trick | false |
Watch: nyc vendy awards finalist, luke's lobster: ambassadors of maine | false |
Obama still has time to curb a toxic waste crisis caused by gadgets | false |
America's clergy: the overlooked champions in the fight against food waste | false |
How did the alien tie his shoes? with an astroknot. | true |
Why do programmers celebrate christmas on halloween? because oct 31 == dec 25 | true |
I'm so sad because my friend is moving to shanghai. more like shang-bye. | true |
Glass ceiling and class ceiling: can hillary smash both? | false |
You need glasses when you do maths because it helps with division. -barbara from rooster teeth | true |
Kate middleton and the mom in the mirror | false |
A roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says 5 beers please. | true |
6 things to keep in mind while shopping on amazon black friday | false |
40 percent of cancer cases in us linked to weight | false |
The punchline comes first. how can you be sure that a comedian has traveled back in time? | true |
Louisiana protesters and activists demand justice for alton sterling | false |
Ginger ale tastes so much worse outside an airplane. | true |
Masochist meets sadist. torture me, saids masochists. sadist replies: no way | true |
I don't know why a dingo would steal a baby when you can steal cool stuff like rollerblades. | true |
Top 10 best ways we should start measuring black success | false |
The trick to raising kids who love themselves | false |
Rose, hibiscus, and thai basil lemon granitas: three frozen lemonades | false |
Here's why polls got the republican caucus wrong | false |
Madonna says 'rebel heart' photos are not racist | false |
Why is chili so annoying? because it's always jalopeno business. | true |
10 amazing visuals from a trip around the world | false |
Some folks just can't pull off a bow tie... ...and they choke to death. | true |
Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives? purrgatory. | true |
Full disclosure: i get most of my jokes from a 13 year old amish kid named caleb. | true |
What did the bra say to the hat? you go on ahead. i'll give these two a lift. | true |
A gardener fell from grace and forgot how she once was. so she went back to her roots. | true |
3 drunk men walked into a bar, but another man came with them. he ducked. | true |
Opinions are like assholes... everyone has one, and some just taste better than others. | true |
Dramatic art finds of 2012: from the flea market renoir to a dali at goodwill (photos) | false |
Amy poehler book: 7 more celebs who penned books after divorce | false |
I think tuesdays are worse than mondays. you can't use it's monday as an excuse. | true |
The man and art behind andy warhol's silver factory | false |
What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string? stopping it with a shovel! | true |
How to get a faux bob hairstyle, beth of 'b. jones style' gives us her tips | false |
Got a job at mcdonald's as a secret agent for the burger king. | true |
Alabama christmas tickets: crimson tide fan taking dad to bcs national championship (video) | false |
3 tips to find inner peace with lyme disease or chronic illness | false |
Are we still burning witches? it's the 21st century. we should be microwaving them. | true |
Who is the director of the first wireless movie? christopher no-lan | true |
We plan. god laughs. even during the holidays. | false |
What do you call the dollar tree stores in britain? pound town | true |
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