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Gyms are full of people that haven't found the right couch. | true |
If you tickle a billionaire, will he trickle himself? | true |
Ron bruder: 'there's a social and structural barrier' toward women | false |
If homework goes too easy you are doing it wrong. | true |
The infuriating reason that car repairs are so expensive | false |
Multiple sclerosis may originate in brains' gray matter, not white, study suggests | false |
Is your business ready for the world's emerging middle class? | false |
Why i love the realistic fashion on 'girls' | false |
If she is married or has a boyfriend make sure she swallows the evidence. | true |
Ms. frizzle made the march for science protests magical | false |
Mike diamond of the beastie boys designs wallpaper, seen in new york city club marquee (photo) | false |
Montana lawmakers denounce plans for armed anti-semitic rally | false |
Is 'bitch better have my money' a song about reparations? | false |
The biggest heart health studies of the past year | false |
Why does snoop carry an umbrella? fo drizzle | true |
What job can you see yourself doing? inspecting mirrors | true |
New york knicks waste more money than any other team in u.s. sports, analysis finds | false |
What do you call a dead magician? abra cadaver. | true |
What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode? the appendix. | true |
An atheist's response to witnessing the second coming of christ. well, i'll be damned. | true |
Meg ryan is done talking about women's appearances | false |
Barbie dreamhouse 2013 gets a makeover now that our favorite doll is staying in malibu (photos) | false |
Barack obama, ann romney wear coordinating outfits... and it's awesome (photos, poll) | false |
Hispanic and asian american homeowner's market heats up | false |
Samantha bee is falling a little bit in love with 'walking hug' tim kaine | false |
'luke cage' trailer proves he's the badass of the marvel family | false |
Most kids don't like broccoli and spinach but do eat other veggies | false |
What is the longest sentence that a man can make? i do. | true |
You know why you like stupid pun-y jokes? because they /r/funny | true |
Oxytocin boosts 'tend and befriend' tendencies after social rejection, study finds | false |
One of my mates told me that he has a pregnant rabbit. it has an ingrown hare, | true |
American pharoah ends career with breeders' cup win | false |
What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children? nuts and bolts | true |
How many germans does it take to change a light bulb? a lot. many hans make light work. | true |
Reyn schadt cries after hearing herself for first time with cochlear implant (video) | false |
Why do they call camels 'ships of the desert'? because they are full of arab semen. | true |
Whats the difference between isaac newton and the baby i just killed? newton died a virgin | true |
Ariel winter shuts down body-shamers saying she's 'squeezing' into shorts | false |
Why was the polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community? because it wasn't canon. | true |
Enter password: scoobydoo sorry password must contain a special character scoobydoofeaturingbatman | true |
My dentist told me i need a crown. i was like i know, right? | true |
Rape such a short word for such a long sentence. | true |
What's gray and all around? everything. i'm a dog. | true |
What is justin beiber's favourite hozier song? take me to christian bell. | true |
Why doesn't a chicken wear underwear? because his pecker is on his face! | true |
The reason why i only date black girls is because i don't like meeting dads. | true |
What are you going to be when you get out of school? an old man! | true |
How many americans does it take to change a bulb? none, mexicans do it for them. | true |
What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity? hasbro. | true |
My ex wrote to me: can you delete my number? i responded: who is this? | true |
4 notorious hurricane names you'll never hear again | false |
Los angeles police shot and killed a 14-year-old boy after responding to a vandalism report | false |
Lena dunham shares a bikini selfie intended for an old crush | false |
Third time's a charm... is a much darker phrase in germany | true |
9 rare 'star wars' posters that every fan will love | false |
It's time to leave for camp/school... how do we get out the door? | false |
U.s. close to major strategy shift in iraq | false |
Q: why do southern guys go to family reunions? a: to meet chicks. | true |
I made a gun in the style of a social justice warrior it has too many triggers though. | true |
White house leaning toward exiting paris agreement by next week, sources say | false |
These vintage hair dryer photos make it seem cool under the hood | false |
Joely fisher: i knew debbie reynolds wouldn't survive if carrie didn't | false |
What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz? homo-cide | true |
Ancient sculpture garden hints neanderthals were more creative than we thought | false |
Mimosa's the morning after pill for an alcoholic's hangover. | true |
1 in 3 people admit to lying about money to their partner, survey shows | false |
I went to south america and bought some frozen peppers. chile's chilly chilis | true |
What do you call a disabled cub scout? a nub scout. | true |
New egg is so corny (have they always done this) http://oi61.tinypic.com/33kak2a.jpg | true |
Why do baptists have so many children? they only use holy condoms. | true |
Cop caught apparently kicking, punching bystanders in graphic video | false |
Hurricane isaac photo from airplane: chris butler snaps picture of storm from 30,000 feet | false |
How can you tell oriental dynasties are obese? because they have hundreds of qins | true |
What men want: teeth more important than hair, clothes in match.com survey | false |
Lebanon's ex-pm says he will return amid claims he was being held captive by saudis | false |
Sen. patrick leahy giving harvey weinstein donations to charity | false |
What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night? a double bridle | true |
What is benedict cumberbatch going as for halloween? benedict pumpkinpatch | true |
Want to hear a sports joke? lance armstrong | true |
How your credit card limit affects your ability to get a job | false |
I'm gonna win that ps4 from taco bell tomorrow | true |
What's worse: eating no veggies or eating cheesy, buttery veggies? | false |
What's a python's favourite pop group ? squeeze ! | true |
A blue fuzzy fighter stole the spotlight before mayweather-mcgregor fight | false |
Epipen's 500 percent price hike leaves patients scrambling | false |
What is better than roses on your piano? tulips on your organ | true |
Cbs boss admits network needs to 'do better' in terms of diversity | false |
Phone sex is not prostitution, italian court rules | false |
What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean? a good start. | true |
The best color for a restful, relaxing room is a cool blue (photos) | false |
Did kaitlyn bristowe reveal 'bachelorette' winner on snapchat? | false |
How brains forget memories through two distinct mechanisms | false |
Sled prices are too damn high but you can find a good deal if you're willing toboggan. | true |
The norwegian curling team should win gold for their pants | false |
Police search for boyfriend of woman found dead near big sur car wreck | false |
To raise the voice in view of the massacre in gaza | false |
Isis destroys the mosul mosque where it declared its 'caliphate' | false |
At the school for the hearing impaired... ...no one can hear you scream! | true |
Someone abandoned 2 sick foals in a field and left them to die | false |
What has four legs and one arm? a rottweiler on a playground. | true |
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