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Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? because he had his own scales ! | true |
Why did the japanese american bring his server with him? he thought they said internet camp | true |
How does tom brady like his soda? flat. | true |
I think i burn most my calories at the gym untangling headphones. | true |
Serial killer's ohio home available for rent during republican convention | false |
Introducing the perfect smartphone for filming police brutality | false |
Gop fears donald trump as a zombie candidate: damaged but unstoppable | false |
The 'blade runner 2049' teaser looks pretty damn cool | false |
Hundreds dead after powerful earthquake hits border between iran and iraq | false |
Did you hear about the new mike tyson computer? it has two bytes and no memory | true |
Finding a modicum of normalcy 5 months after losing my spouse | false |
People want bill maher fired after he uses a racial slur as a joke | false |
Do her by the ocean. beaches love crabs. | true |
This little piggy escaped slaughter and now trots around a sanctuary | false |
Poet nails what president obama means to young black men | false |
I once tried to be a cat... it didn't go pur-fectly, but it went well... ( ) | true |
If you could choose between world peace and 1 million dollars... what would you buy? | true |
New stephen colbert sketch has donald trump fleeing from cops like o.j. simpson | false |
Amherst president tells grads to take pride in starting a national movement | false |
In blur of a.d.h.d., sleep troubles may be a culprit | false |
*dog runs for president* *dog sits for president* *dog rolls over fo | true |
I found out why i'm still single. apparently, you have to go outside and let people see you. | true |
What's the difference between a zippo and a hippo ? ones a little lighter | true |
What is expected from isis women? blow jobs. | true |
How do you catch a squirrel? climb a tree and act like a nut. | true |
Countries are banning rapists from marrying their victims to avoid punishment: report | false |
If wings mean diabetes then yes, red bull gave me that. | true |
Gsa of the year: this is the beginning, not the end | false |
Cop: did the suspect have a birthmark? mark: he's alive so i'm assuming he had a birth, yes. | true |
What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult? molestation. | true |
Afternoon delight breaks taboos and barriers for women on screen | false |
Agyness deyn admits she's been lying about her age, is actually 29 | false |
Camille cosby ordered to testify in defamation suit against bill cosby | false |
Inside edition visits nearly abandoned brownsville, pennsylvania (video) | false |
7 ways fashion shows were different in the 1950s | false |
Here's what lesbian moms need to know about picking a donor | false |
Mesmerizing photos from the largest spiritualist community in the world | false |
Doc watson hospitalized after falling in his home: why are falls so dangerous for the elderly? | false |
Donald trump claims barack obama ordered wire tap on trump tower before election | false |
Trump's america first security strategy imperils the u.s. | false |
Why couldn't robin play cricket? because he lost his bat, man. | true |
Mit announces 'action plan' to combat global warming | false |
Gop senator schools donald trump on the definition of racism | false |
Once again, i've forgotten what time class starts... when will i ever learn? | true |
The only acceptable man buns... ...are the buns men are born with below the waist. #datass | true |
Meghan trainor parodies 'all about that bass' for the new year | false |
Isis has a lot in common with little miss muffet they've both got kurds in their way | true |
Happy birthday richard pryor: 25 reasons to love the legendary comedian | false |
Bloomberg: why obama is wrong and elizabeth warren is right on trade bill dispute | false |
Let's pause this conversation until your transition lenses catch up. | true |
Meet the ceo of one of the most iconic gay clubs in america | false |
Ewan family to donate ex-enforcer's brain to cte research | false |
Luck vs. empowerment: 5 tools to claim your power | false |
Why did the programmer visit the city tour? because they were handing out guides for the deaf. | true |
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe..... fur traders | true |
(nsfw) what's the difference between jam and jelly ...you can't jelly your dick down a girls throat | true |
Teen becomes his school football team's first transgender player | false |
My father, the late king hussein, and fifa | false |
What about trump's campaign promise of 'america first'? | false |
Shortest joke in the world an irishman walks out of a bar. ...could happen. | true |
What is the most popular dating website in the south? ancestry.com | true |
Veteran dem mike honda survives challenge from ro khanna | false |
Michael douglas oral sex: ex-wife says she doesn't have hpv, which may have caused his cancer | false |
I always use chloroform when stealing a child. really puts the nap in kidnap. | true |
Love, forgiveness & gratitude: lessons from an uninvited guest | false |
Why did the feminist cross the road to suck my dick. | true |
'la boheme' at philadelphia opera uses high-tech van goghs and renoirs (photos) | false |
Whosoever stole my copy of microsoft office is in big trouble... you have my word. | true |
U have one (1) new dad. click here to accept todd. | true |
How do you assemble a computer? bit by bit. | true |
What every parent needs to understand about consent | false |
Christina aguilera wants 'crackhead' acting role to sink her teeth into something more challenging | false |
What did joan rivers say to god when she arrived? get a new robe! | true |
What do you call a group of gay cavemen? homo erectus. | true |
How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man? (pause....) want to buy a chicken??!! (shouting) | true |
Time out tip of the day: september 14, 2013 | false |
Horsehead nebula image from hubble telescope offers new view of iconic space cloud (video) | false |
Super snacks for super bowl sunday: part 2 | false |
The dictionary shuts down kellyanne conway's idea of 'alternative facts' | false |
What's the best part of a pregnancy joke? the delivery. | true |
What do you call a snail on a ship? a snailor. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha | true |
Why do hunters close one eye when they aim? because they can't see if they close both. | true |
How to make a grown man cry. take him shopping with you. | true |
Crespi/hicks estate: a cultural icon comes on the market | false |
What do you give a kid with no hands for christmas? doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift | true |
Another state just banned abortion after 19 weeks | false |
What do you call a pig who is a rapper piggy smalls | true |
When chuck norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down. | true |
Whimsical cupcakes that feed the soul in phnom penh, cambodia | false |
Where does donald trump store his books? the fireplace. | true |
I call my dick hard times.. cuz birches always be falling on it | true |
31 tips to make sure you enjoy your wedding day | false |
Life is like huffing butane... first you huff the butane, then you die | true |
I told my ex girlfriend i'll never get over you. i'll have to get up and go around. | true |
I wish i was your derivative, so i can lie tangent to your curves. | true |
What's better than winning the special olympics? not being in the special olympics | true |
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on march 3 | false |
I got fired from my job at the orange juice factory they said i couldn't concentrate | true |
Who did e.coli call after it lost a fight in school? broccoli | true |
36 reasons seattle not only won the super bowl, but also wins at life | false |
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